Lick My Face

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• Real name: Paul Sloggett. Get your cricket/general batting jokes out now. =P
• Porn name: Derek Slaggett (Daniel knows =D)
• DOB: 07/10/1989 (the greatest day in human history)
• Age: 19 (NOT 25, or 35 [silly Ryan =P])
• Locale: Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire. A county of rarity!

Formerly StockholmSyndrome1973 before he decided having a Muse-related name was lame. He has Miss Blee to thank for the new callsign.

Appluads those who find his Wiki.

Owns a rather swish pair of man breasts, which he's whipped out once (though this is his own word, we've yet to hear any verification on that). They did beat dip's poor attempt at man breasts, but this isn't hard really.

Plays Bass too, but who cares, right?

He talks about his RL friends an awful lot on the boards, possibly more so than about himself. This is to keep up his reputation as a bit of an enigma.