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Join Date: 09 February 2009
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Popey: Well you can go GUIDING LIGHT IS AWESOME yourself in the face! Kev: you're clearly too loved. i will look into exposing your flaws Certified holier than thou and keeper of B's BRAIN in the buke of Dom's Cockminster
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11-07-2010, 08:53 PM
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Crashed to Earth in 1947
Join Date: 07 September 2004
Location: In the arms of Marcus. UK. Used to be Thewitchypoo3003 . . . . . . Age: 948
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 Matt shows everyone his impression of a candy twist.
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11-07-2010, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: 16 July 2008
Location: The UK - Land of Rain and Queueing
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Muse Shows Attended: 12/11/09 @ The O2 - 11/09/10 @ Wembley Stadium - 28/08/11 @ Reading Festival - 27/12/12 @ The O2 - 18/02/13 @ Shepherd's Bush Empire - 25/05/13 @ Emirates Stadium 
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11-07-2010, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: 14 May 2010
Location: Indiana
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 Muse drummer Dominic Howard, 32, leaves the stage after finishing last in the Lady Gaga Drag Queen Competition. My first-ever caption! Seriously, though, some of the things Dom chooses to wear and be photographed in scares the hell out of me. Part of his charm, I suppose! 
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We take life seriously. But life's too short to take seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.--Matt
First Muse Gig: US Bank Arena, Cincinnati / Oct. 11th, 2010  Pwopa Keeper Of:
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11-07-2010, 09:47 PM
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highly educated owl
Sexiest Female 2012 Best Female 2012 
Join Date: 28 March 2003
Location: In a land of myth
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11-07-2010, 10:09 PM
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Slip-sliding away...
Join Date: 07 December 2006
Location: the bottom left-hand corner
Age: 30
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Dandy Highwayman - You're doing it wrong! Pretty Polly might have a contract for you though... 
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11-07-2010, 10:11 PM
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Join Date: 07 September 2004
Location: In the arms of Marcus. UK. Used to be Thewitchypoo3003 . . . . . . Age: 948
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Dom: "I'm sorry! I CANNOT save the planet today, for there is a HOLE...IN MY TIGHTS!!!"
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11-07-2010, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: 14 December 2009
Location: Nancy
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Today the winners of The Best Legs Competition were announced... It is not Matt Bellamy... It is not Kate Hudson... This time you voted Dominic Howard...
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21/08/2010 Coke Live Music Festival Kraków 10/09/2010 Wembley London 18/10/2012 Bercy
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11-07-2010, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: 14 December 2009
Location: Nancy
Age: 30
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21/08/2010 Coke Live Music Festival Kraków 10/09/2010 Wembley London 18/10/2012 Bercy
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11-07-2010, 11:15 PM
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Crashed to Earth in 1947
Join Date: 07 September 2004
Location: In the arms of Marcus. UK. Used to be Thewitchypoo3003 . . . . . . Age: 948
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11-07-2010, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: 04 April 2010
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Are we allowed to caption gifs, then? Figured I might give it a shot.
 Here is the elusive Christopher Wolstenholme, or more commonly known as the 'Wostenbeast', in his natural habitat. Watch as he takes a puff of his much-loved 'pipe', a rare sighting.
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12-07-2010, 04:13 AM
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New With a K
Join Date: 14 May 2010
Location: Indiana
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First Muse Gig: US Bank Arena, Cincinnati / Oct. 11th, 2010 Pwopa Keeper Of:
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12-07-2010, 09:32 AM
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Sexiest Female 2012 Best Female 2012
Join Date: 28 March 2003
Location: In a land of myth
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In a previous episode we have shown you the mating dance of the CW, in an exclusive clip we will now show you the seconds before the mating. The eyes of the CW follow its prey closely, its mouth is slightly open. And after the CW has taken a little lurk from his pipe, his eyes will shoot lasers and BOOM, the target is pregnant.
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12-07-2010, 06:45 PM
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Sexiest Female 2012 Best Female 2012
Join Date: 28 March 2003
Location: In a land of myth
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 Impregnating the audience; you're doing it wrong.
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12-07-2010, 06:53 PM
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Crashed to Earth in 1947
Join Date: 07 September 2004
Location: In the arms of Marcus. UK. Used to be Thewitchypoo3003 . . . . . . Age: 948
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