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Old 05-07-2010, 01:29 PM   #1141
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"Muse members jailed for playing Guiding Light twice during their latest Stadium Gig"

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Old 05-07-2010, 02:14 PM   #1142
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"Muse members jailed for playing Guiding Light twice during their latest Stadium Gig"

Argh lame, it's not working today


Or the fashion police got them again.

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Old 05-07-2010, 07:55 PM   #1143
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Matt: "How did you do that without a vuvuzele?"

Dom: "BRRRTTTHTHHRRHRHRTTHRHRHRRPPPPT!"
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:41 PM   #1144
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Matt: I won the battle for the mic again

Dom: Matt, Kiss my ass!
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:42 PM   #1145
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:42 PM   #1146
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Matt: I won the battle for the mic again

Dom: Matt, Kiss my ass!
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:49 PM   #1147
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What do you mean Matt bags coloured pants for this tour?
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:05 PM   #1148
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:12 PM   #1149
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:14 PM   #1150
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Matt: "OW! Mind your beak!"
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:18 PM   #1151
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:19 PM   #1152
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Dom: "I think you should tell him."
Chris: "Why me?"
Dom: "Coz he won't listen to me, you tell him."
Chris: "Oh all right....MATT!!! STOP JUMPING ON THE FUCKING BED YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

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Old 05-07-2010, 09:19 PM   #1153
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D: What you do mean I'm getting bald?
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:23 PM   #1154
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:24 PM   #1155
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"Did you just shake your tic tacs at me?"
Aww cute pic

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