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![]() Unfortunately for him Dom was unaware that his favourite can of hairspray had been replaced with a can of extra strong spray on glue
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Niall: Although our brand new swearing filter turns every naughty word into some pro-muse propaganda
Popey: Well you can go GUIDING LIGHT IS AWESOME yourself in the face! Kev: you're clearly too loved. i will look into exposing your flaws Certified holier than thou and keeper of B's BRAIN in the buke of Dom's Cockminster
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Guiding Lightning Strike
Best New Muser 2009 |
![]() Dom (inner thought): Just one spray of my new "BS repellent" and I am ready for my interview with Matt.
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Niall: Although our brand new swearing filter turns every naughty word into some pro-muse propaganda
Popey: Well you can go GUIDING LIGHT IS AWESOME yourself in the face! Kev: you're clearly too loved. i will look into exposing your flaws Certified holier than thou and keeper of B's BRAIN in the buke of Dom's Cockminster
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Join Date: 07 October 2009
Location: Paddy's Pub
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"So you're saying we only got the gig because Thom Yorke was suddenly unavailable?"
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Guiding Lightning Strike
Best New Muser 2009 |
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Niall: Although our brand new swearing filter turns every naughty word into some pro-muse propaganda
Popey: Well you can go GUIDING LIGHT IS AWESOME yourself in the face! Kev: you're clearly too loved. i will look into exposing your flaws Certified holier than thou and keeper of B's BRAIN in the buke of Dom's Cockminster
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Myth Busted!
Join Date: 07 October 2009
Location: Paddy's Pub
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KnT Factor Winner 2011
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Guiding Lightning Strike
Best New Muser 2009 |
![]() Matt: "Shit... End of the tower!"
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Niall: Although our brand new swearing filter turns every naughty word into some pro-muse propaganda
Popey: Well you can go GUIDING LIGHT IS AWESOME yourself in the face! Kev: you're clearly too loved. i will look into exposing your flaws Certified holier than thou and keeper of B's BRAIN in the buke of Dom's Cockminster
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Guiding Lightning Strike
Best New Muser 2009 |
![]() Matt: This one is for the "bloody messageboard" "MTV Best Live Act in the World of the Universe Today and Tomorrow" for playing an average 16 greatest hits song setlist and rehearsed performance... Fuck Yeah!!
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Niall: Although our brand new swearing filter turns every naughty word into some pro-muse propaganda
Popey: Well you can go GUIDING LIGHT IS AWESOME yourself in the face! Kev: you're clearly too loved. i will look into exposing your flaws Certified holier than thou and keeper of B's BRAIN in the buke of Dom's Cockminster
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Join Date: 24 August 2008
Location: El-Lay
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![]() Matt: You mean there's a thread of about 32 people who want us to fold? Why?
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Muse Shows Attended: 12/11/09 @ The O2 - 11/09/10 @ Wembley Stadium - 28/08/11 @ Reading Festival - 27/12/12 @ The O2 - 18/02/13 @ Shepherd's Bush Empire - 25/05/13 @ Emirates Stadium
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Sexiest Female 2012 Best Female 2012 Join Date: 28 March 2003
Location: In a land of myth
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Join Date: 04 June 2010
Location: rouen
Age: 33
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![]() "oh shit! I think I broke a nail!"
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