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Old 05-10-2010, 09:35 AM   #2041
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Hotel Management was less than pleased when they discovered what the "missing curtains and teapot cover" from suite 104 had been used for...
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:36 AM   #2042
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Unfortunately for him Dom was unaware that his favourite can of hairspray had been replaced with a can of extra strong spray on glue
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:37 AM   #2043
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Old 05-10-2010, 03:43 PM   #2044
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Old 05-10-2010, 06:23 PM   #2046
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Old 06-10-2010, 04:52 AM   #2047
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Old 06-10-2010, 08:21 AM   #2048
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Matt: This one is for the "bloody messageboard" "MTV Best Live Act in the World of the Universe Today and Tomorrow" for playing an average 16 greatest hits song setlist and rehearsed performance... Fuck Yeah!!
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Old 06-10-2010, 05:06 PM   #2051
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