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Old 30-07-2009, 09:53 AM   #1351
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Wait... after reading the last few pages, I've just realized I'm a bit unclear on the concept of foreskin too.

I always assumed it was attached all around where the shaft ends and the bellend begins, and you couldn't pull it back any further than that, but the way some of you in this thread are describing it, it sounds like the "loose" part is longer than that? What in the world?
Well, there is a bit of overhang on most guys when they're flaccid.
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Old 30-07-2009, 09:55 AM   #1352
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Old 30-07-2009, 10:03 AM   #1353
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Old 30-07-2009, 10:04 AM   #1354
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Lolz as if, it's not like I've seen hundreds of them
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Old 30-07-2009, 10:10 AM   #1355
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Wait... after reading the last few pages, I've just realized I'm a bit unclear on the concept of foreskin too.

I always assumed it was attached all around where the shaft ends and the bellend begins, and you couldn't pull it back any further than that, but the way some of you in this thread are describing it, it sounds like the "loose" part is longer than that? What in the world?
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Old 30-07-2009, 11:08 AM   #1356
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I don't think many european women do. But in US circumcision is much more common as is the "info" about it, and they so prefer circumcised as they don't know about uncut willies. There was even an episode in SATC where one of them was pondering wether to be with this guy who wasn't circumcised...
it's just what you're used to isn't it? i've seen only one circumised penis and to me, it was so strange because it wasn't what i was used to it and don't know the reason he had it done considering he was your typical kiwi male. but when i saw it, i was like "it's like a shiny mushroom hat!"
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Old 30-07-2009, 11:11 AM   #1357
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it's just what you're used to isn't it? i've seen only one circumised penis and to me, it was so strange because it wasn't what i was used to it and don't know the reason he had it done considering he was your typical kiwi male. but when i saw it, i was like "it's like a shiny mushroom hat!"
There is a difference though, between going "oh it looks funny" and the stuff they were discussing in the show in style of "It's filthy" as some american are told uncut penises are dirty And it's not the only US show which I've seen where a woman refuses sex or in the end dumps a guy because they can't get over a piece of skin.
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There is a difference though, between going "oh it looks funny" and the stuff they were discussing in the show in style of "It's filthy" as some american are told uncut penises are dirty And it's not the only US show which I've seen where a woman refuses sex or in the end dumps a guy because they can't get over a piece of skin.
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Old 30-07-2009, 11:17 AM   #1359
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Old 30-07-2009, 11:22 AM   #1360
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There is a difference though, between going "oh it looks funny" and the stuff they were discussing in the show in style of "It's filthy" as some american are told uncut penises are dirty And it's not the only US show which I've seen where a woman refuses sex or in the end dumps a guy because they can't get over a piece of skin.
to be fair, it is a product of their culture and religious beliefs and its quite a strong thing in america.

i'm glad i come from a mostly open minded young mostly secular country. so glad that religion is not even an issue in new zealand politics.
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Old 30-07-2009, 11:27 AM   #1361
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to be fair, it is a product of their culture and religious beliefs and its quite a strong thing in america.

i'm glad i come from a mostly open minded young mostly secular country. so glad that religion is not even an issue in new zealand politics.
I don't know, it feels like it's such a big thing for them though! And if a grown man is uncut and then wants to please his girlfriend who dislikes sex with him because of the foreskin, I find it very different to, say, trimming pubic hair because: 1) it's very painful to have it cut when you're older, and takes 2 weeks to a month to get better 2) you can't get it back really if your girlfriend dumps you later.
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Old 30-07-2009, 11:32 AM   #1362
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In the US circumcision was initiated to prevent boys from wanking. I still think it's mutilation if done without consent.
Word, same dude also called for women to have their clits dipped in carbolic acid to burn them off for the same reason and invented the Kellog's brand of cereals.

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Old 30-07-2009, 11:34 AM   #1363
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Is that kind of pullback in the final pic normal? Willy banjoe's way too tight for that shit.
I was thinking that .

Mine would have twanged by then.

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Old 30-07-2009, 01:31 PM   #1364
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k...been reading for several pages now....

the whole foreskin thing is pretty interesting because being from the states, many of you are right, there just aren't as many turtleneck boys around. i could get into demographics and cultural influences....but in my experience coming across an uncut dood is pretty rare.

i do remember the first time i saw one though...

i worked at a long term care hospital while in college, and one of my new patients was uncut. sure, i knew about circumcision, "why" it's done, etc....but i'd never even seen a picture of a dick mit foreskin....so yeah...big surprise.

the best part is? my mother was my supervisor at this hospital. guess who i had to go to ask about it?

so yeah, the stories about girls who think a guy's dick is broke because he's uncut don't really suprise me, sadly.
it's so fucking dumb how people don't talk about sex in this country....cause you know...it's like dirty and stuff. you'll get a disease and then go to hell.
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Old 30-07-2009, 02:10 PM   #1365
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k...been reading for several pages now....

the whole foreskin thing is pretty interesting because being from the states, many of you are right, there just aren't as many turtleneck boys around. i could get into demographics and cultural influences....but in my experience coming across an uncut dood is pretty rare.

i do remember the first time i saw one though...

i worked at a long term care hospital while in college, and one of my new patients was uncut. sure, i knew about circumcision, "why" it's done, etc....but i'd never even seen a picture of a dick mit foreskin....so yeah...big surprise.

the best part is? my mother was my supervisor at this hospital. guess who i had to go to ask about it?

so yeah, the stories about girls who think a guy's dick is broke because he's uncut don't really suprise me, sadly.
it's so fucking dumb how people don't talk about sex in this country....cause you know...it's like dirty and stuff. you'll get a disease and then go to hell.
That last bit is fairly common in this country too. Thats how we teach 12 and 13 year olds about sex. That and how to put a condom on a pen
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