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Old 08-08-2010, 08:56 PM   #1561
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Today on bird watch, we see the rare and shy canary,
venturing out of his nest for the first time in 36 hours.
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:10 PM   #1562
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:12 PM   #1563
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Matt - ...hehehe, ok, which of you fuckers is playing Radiohead through these headphones?....
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:18 PM   #1564
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Dom on phone. "Hello....Yeah, we have a slight problem....we were mid gig and Matt got out a vuvuzele....Everyone just fucking legged it.....took the stage with them in the stampede.....yeah I'm gonna need a lift."
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:20 PM   #1565
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Dom on phone. "Hello....Yeah, we have a slight problem....we were mid gig and Matt got out a vuvuzele....Everyone just fucking legged it.....took the stage with them in the stampede.....yeah I'm gonna need a lift."
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:44 PM   #1566
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:03 PM   #1567
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Dom: "Hi, it's me. I am here but I can seem to find the pyramid stage and the rest of you guys... What do you mean Glastonbury is not for another month? "
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:26 PM   #1569
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:28 PM   #1570
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Matt: "...and this crazy fan insisted I squeeze her boob, so I did and
it made a honking noise! It scared the crap out of me at first but now
she's going to be on the next album...."
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:59 PM   #1572
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Dom: Hi Matt, yeah I found the sheep you wanted bleating on the new rec.. wait, what do you mean you meant "find more bass"? You said "find more baaaas"!
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Matt (inner thought): "Now let me think, did I switch off the straightening irons before I left... Think Matthew... Think!"
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Old 09-08-2010, 12:01 AM   #1574
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Dom: "Mine's bigger."
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Old 09-08-2010, 01:19 AM   #1575
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