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Old 26-09-2009, 06:09 PM   #61
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Matt: You're what?
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Dom: matt we've known one another for years now and we've done alot of stuff together -
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Dom: - well i've been thinking long and hard about this and i thought i should just say one thing. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I'M NOT GAY M'KAY!
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Dom: Hey, Matt, hey... would it be weird if we...made a fort right now?

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Old 26-09-2009, 06:16 PM   #62
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Tom: "Alright guys, where's Matt?"
Dom: "*acts innocent*"
Chris: "*really is confused*"
==in the background==
Matt: "Oi! *rattles the bathroom door*"
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Old 26-09-2009, 06:19 PM   #63
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Tom: "Alright guys, where's Matt?"
Dom: "*acts innocent*"
Chris: "*really is confused*"
==in the background==
Matt: "Oi! *rattles the bathroom door*"
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Old 26-09-2009, 06:24 PM   #64
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Dom: "*sighs* Where's Matt? Ungh."
Chris: "*has gone searching*"
== in the background ==
Matt: "UMFPHHELPCAN'TBREATHE!"
I really wish I got this joke.
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Old 26-09-2009, 06:24 PM   #65
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Tom: "Matt, where are Dom and Chris?"
Matt: " .. wevenge .. "
Dom & Chris: "OI! *rattle the bathroom door*"
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Old 26-09-2009, 06:27 PM   #66
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Tom: "Matt, where are Dom and Chris?"
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Old 26-09-2009, 06:34 PM   #67
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Matt: This tastes funny did someone put something in it?

Dom: Don't be silly. Hey you look tired why don't you come lay down over here with me?


(sorry if you don't get it)
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Old 26-09-2009, 07:20 PM   #68
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Matt : Hey this isn't Stella Artois! It tastes like piss!
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Old 26-09-2009, 07:28 PM   #69
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Old 26-09-2009, 07:31 PM   #70
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Matt's getting crushed under the large woman in the background.
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Matt's getting crushed under the large woman in the background.
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Old 26-09-2009, 07:58 PM   #72
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i get it now haha
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Old 26-09-2009, 08:00 PM   #73
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Dom: Ow! Heheheeh Matt! Stop grabbing my bum!
Matt: That's not me...hehehehe it's the woman behind you.
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Old 26-09-2009, 08:01 PM   #74
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Dom's mouth looks HUGE!
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Old 26-09-2009, 08:03 PM   #75
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Matt: This tastes funny did someone put something in it?

Dom: Don't be silly. Hey you look tired why don't you come lay down over here with me?


(sorry if you don't get it)
I get it.

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