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Old 08-03-2010, 09:17 PM   #961
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Matt: "...and we bought these giant cows with these MASSIVE udders, which when you looked at them closely, they had little faces on them...."
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:24 PM   #962
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:29 PM   #963
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"...then I squeezed her booby and it popped...!"
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:38 PM   #964
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:39 PM   #965
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:42 PM   #966
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Chris: If you don't finish your Absolution then Daddy won't let you have your Resistance.
Matt: *talks like an angry Muttley while stuffing his face with cover*
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:48 PM   #967
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Chris: If you don't finish your Absolution then Daddy won't let you have your Resistance.
Matt: *talks like an angry Muttley while stuffing his face with cover*
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:15 PM   #968
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Matt: "Haha yeah I saw it, It was like, this big. "
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:19 PM   #969
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Dom's is about this long!

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Old 08-03-2010, 10:22 PM   #970
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"When I finish making this, I'm going to glue it to Dom's car."
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:26 PM   #971
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"When I finish making this, I'm going to glue it to Dom's car."
Rofl reminds me of Top Gear when the sprayed insults on eachothers cars

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Old 08-03-2010, 10:26 PM   #972
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Chris: "Hey Dom, did you feed him today?"
Dom: "No, I thought it was your turn... why?"
Chris: "He's eating the promo... again!
Dom: "Oh shit, Warner is gonna have a fit. Hold on, I think I have an emergency banana in my bag."
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:31 PM   #973
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Matt's homemade chili for the band had unintended consequences
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:35 PM   #974
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Rofl reminds me of Top Gear when the sprayed insults on eachothers cars

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That episode was scary and funny at the same time.
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Chris: "Hey Dom, did you feed him today?"
Dom: "No, I thought it was your turn... why?"
Chris: "He's eating the promo... again!
Dom: "Oh shit, Warner is gonna have a fit. Hold on, I think I have an emergency banana in my bag."
Emergency banana!!! FFS
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Matt's homemade chili for the band had unintended consequences
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Old 08-03-2010, 10:36 PM   #975
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