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Old 23-11-2018, 02:02 AM   #1
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Muse Songs That Are Worse Than "Guiding Light"

The greatest thread in the history of the Muse forum is upon is.

Since it has been implicitly decided that Guiding Light is this standard of poor quality that all other poor quality can be based around it is now time to make an objective, definitive, and unanimously agreed upon list of the songs Muse have made that were not able to even surpass the infamous 4 minute ballad tucked away in the center of The Resistance.
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Old 23-11-2018, 02:37 AM   #2
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Old 23-11-2018, 03:07 AM   #3
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- Fillip
- Sober
- Overdue
- IBTY
- Neutron Star Collision
- Explorers
- Defector (Yeah I said it)
- Aftermath
- The Globalist
- Drones

Idk if we're counting things like this but also:

- A few of the early B-Sides from like late 90s to early 00s.
- Who Knows Who
- Prague
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Old 23-11-2018, 07:50 AM   #5
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To be honest I kinda like Guiding Light, maybe in a slightly ironic sense but it certainly isn't their worst song. But hey if you want my six least favourite Muse songs that I can think of at the top of my head here you go:

Who Knows Who
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Thought Contagion
Something Human
Prague
and Map of Your Head
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Old 23-11-2018, 10:43 AM   #8
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Not counting obscure b-sides and stuff like Who Knows Who:

- Big Freeze (debatable, they're on the same level)
- Save Me
- Liquid State
- Aftermath
- Get Up and Fight

Special mention to the last third of Aftermath for being the worst Muse moment ever.
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Honestly though, HTAILY has never connected with me like it has with most Muse fans. It feels incomplete to me, whereas Guiding Light always puts a smile on my face in all of its cheesy glory.

Now Spiral Static? That's a masterwork. Makes a killer closer after four enjoyable, but sub-par tracks on the bonus track version of Showbiz.
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