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Old 30-09-2009, 09:46 AM   #181
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I'm sorry, but these are reallly lame.
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Old 30-09-2009, 09:48 AM   #182
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Once I realised it was a cartoon I was fine But I can't look at the bottom of Matt's Musewiki page because of the spider...it's all big and evil
Anyway, last off topic post from me
Is that the Louise Bourgeois Spider? I went and saw that, it's frikkin HUGE!
I'll see if I can find another funny pic to violate. lol
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Old 30-09-2009, 09:51 AM   #183
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I'm sorry, but these are reallly lame.
Well come on then, instead of dissing it, show us something funny.
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Old 30-09-2009, 09:53 AM   #184
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Well come on then, instead of dissing it, show us something funny.
Good comeback
I like them. They're funny. I won't try though, because I'm not funny
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Old 30-09-2009, 09:54 AM   #185
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Well come on then, instead of dissing it, show us something funny.
find the old thread, there were heaps better ones in there
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:01 AM   #186
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:07 AM   #187
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find the old thread, there were heaps better ones in there
I was in a caption thread back in 2004, Those were even funnier, but it's no good repeating an old joke, all you get then is "Heard it"
Seriously, until they take some more pics of them doing something daft, we're flogging a dead horse!

Anyway, back on topic.

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Old 30-09-2009, 10:09 AM   #188
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:10 AM   #189
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I was in a caption thread back in 2004, Those were even funnier, but it's no good repeating an old joke, all you get then is "Heard it"
Seriously, until they take some more pics of them doing something daft, we're flogging a dead horse!
Who knows, maybe you haven't seen those ^ ones.
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:10 AM   #190
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I was in a caption thread back in 2004, Those were even funnier, but it's no good repeating an old joke, all you get then is "Heard it"
Seriously, until they take some more pics of them doing something daft, we're flogging a dead horse!
sigh, good ol' days of cupcakes and brie
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:11 AM   #191
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sigh, good ol' days of cupcakes and brie
OMG I remember the cupcakes and brie jokes F*** that was funny!
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:12 AM   #192
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Who knows, maybe you haven't seen those ^ ones.
I think the original thread from 2004-2005 has been archived.
Can't get to it anymore *sigh* There was gold in them there hills!
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Old 30-09-2009, 10:15 AM   #193
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I think the original thread from 2004-2005 has been archived.
Can't get to it anymore *sigh* There was gold in them there hills!
http://board.muse.mu/showthread.php?...ion+thread...?
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nah, that's the muser mug caption thread
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