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Old 21-08-2009, 06:20 PM   #61
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It's okay when you take the piss,
But coming up is a little twist
You gotta get it into ya head
Your just re-writin' what other people said

For fucks sake I don't care what you say
You teach lessons but no-one seems to pay
Now you gotta get out a here
You make everything feel queer

So go, you're makin' me uncomfortable
Sittin' here and yo' mama's mouth full
Of my massive cock
And now its as hard as rock

Now I'm finished, finally
Your mom swallowed silently
She didn't wanna make much noise
And embarrass her little boy
Not that she can do it any more
You won't recover from the social sore
Of being rejected by every girl you meet
"Stay back from them, by 100 feet"

Those words came from the judge
a restraining order that won't budge
Your stalking days are over
you look desperate for a lucky clover

Now i'm done taking you down
You really need to flip that frown
From the litter your definitely the runt
Admit that your an 8yr old KunT
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:19 AM   #62
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lol, cool story bro, but chedda's afraid of nuttin'
I asked for decent raps I didn't ask for retards to butt-in
So shut it, now, can I have a new opponent please?
Your raps are about as fresh as your 15 year old dick-cheese

I've taken some time off because I had to get away
I drove all the way to scotland on a camping holiday
I drove around, smoked some weed, and even saw some whales
But mainly just got pissed on and battered by the gales

The weather was shit, I have to admit
But I loved the scenery like yo mama loves my dick
Rolling mountains and waterfalls, tasty food and mirth
It invigorated me in the same way as eating an after-birth

So now i'm back on the muse board with some new poetry
You guys are fucking lucky you get to read this shit for free
I'm sorry it took so long for me to bother to write that^cunt back
But there's four verses to keep you going, that's a KnT rap.
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Old 20-09-2009, 03:54 PM   #63
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Rap sucks
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Old 21-09-2009, 07:33 AM   #64
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racist.
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Old 24-09-2009, 10:17 AM   #65
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racist.
in what way?
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Old 24-09-2009, 10:27 AM   #66
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For fucks sake, I thought you'd wrote a rap!
I come into my thread and all I get is this crap?
It's fucking racist to hate rap 'cos it's black music wigger
Do you spend all your time trying to make your cock bigger?
My tip is vinegar, you need to rub it on your dick
It might sting at first but it'll make it long and thick
Add some salt, for extra man-power
Don't go washing it off like a pussy in the shower
Squeeze some lemon on it, rub it in with sandpaper
Why am being I so kind to such a rap-hater?
'cos i'm a nice guy, and I feel bad for your inadequacy
If anyone tells you i'm joking, trust me that's a fallacy
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Old 24-09-2009, 04:26 PM   #67
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You think i'm a wigger
Well that's where your wrong
I'm as dark
as your momma's black thong

I think you assume i like MJ
and that i like Fried chicken over PBJell-ay
And now repeat what i say
"Casual Racism Makes Me Happ-ay"

Do you think, just cos i'm black
I shoot hoops when i'm round the back
that my ancestors lived in a shack
And that i'm better than you in the sack

And finally whats your obsession with my dick
It gets boring, wanna give it a lick?
I know the answer, you don't have to say
You been wanting to ask all day!
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Old 25-09-2009, 07:57 AM   #68
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awww, babe, you put some effort into that!
It's a shame you can't stop sounding like a twat
An ass-hat, a "can't take a joke"
Y'all should chill out, relax, have a toke

There ain't nothing funny about casual racism
Here in the UK that shit can get you into prison
And you know what kind of shit goes on there
The blacks all rape the whites wigger it's not fair!

Oh yeh I know a black guy so I can't be racist
It's just a coincidence he stole my gold bracelet
I'm sure it's just 'cos he felt he didn't fit in
But that mother fucker still wound up in 4 bins

Sorry, that was probably close to the mark
No offence to my other-brothers who are dark
I'm warning you though, don't try steal my bicycle
I'll stab you down the jap eye with a solidified icicle

Sorry, I got a bit side-track there
My rapping is free flowing like my luscious long blonde hair
I didn't mean to neglect you Save The Hostages
I guess you were busy anyway, sucking on some sausages?
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Old 27-09-2009, 08:07 AM   #69
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It was all meant as a joke
Sorry if it hurt where i poke
You must be mad cos you had to go to scotland
Whilst I was lying in sea, sun and sand

It seems like you followed a philosophy
and your life isn't a bare necessity
It's seemingly reminiscent of a catastrophe
So end it and leave me to rest easy

Sorry if that was a low blow
no-one told you to die
since your momma or my Ho
But man, please don't cry
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Old 30-09-2009, 09:42 AM   #70
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dude, you need a dick to make it hurt when you poke
You almost made me sick from that fucked up joke
You can't hurt a woman with that button-mushroom!!
That freaky fungus fallace is getting nowhere near a womb
That's why you're on the internet, you're not getting laid
You should sign up for medical research it's the only way you'll ever get paid
Don't be afraid, at least you could never make a girl choke
Unless it's on laughter, after you tell her you're so broke
You want some dating tips from me? Put your head in the oven
There's less chance of you getting a date than there is existence of heaven

Fuck it, I can't make sense of your rap
I've read better English in random spam attacks
So here are the facts: You're embarassing yourself
Close your notebook and burn the fucker, put the pen back on the shelf

You've tourtured me enough, how many times to I have to win?
It's done and dusted, you've been busted, let's put this battle in the bin
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Old 05-10-2009, 05:09 PM   #71
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Old 06-10-2009, 07:30 AM   #72
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Phill with two ls, one for each of his bitch-tits
His mama's obese but he still makes her legs look like bread sticks
Once upon a time he auditioned to be the michelin man
He was laughed off the stage, they told him to put away the frying pan
"You're too fat, you've got way too many tyres!!"
Too many tyres to be the michelin man? He must be about to expire.
Before you go to your grave Phill, i've got to let you know
Your's is deffinitely the best mattocaster copy, honestly, fo sho

apart from musecaster's.
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Old 06-10-2009, 11:17 AM   #73
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So this is the place that cheesy Tom calls home,
and this is where the king of raps keeps his throne.
I had a look round liked some of what I saw
but let me brighten up this drab 90's decor.
I'm just passing through to show you some love
no not the kind you get from your mamas lubed up rubber glove.
Now I don't like a boy with a very small toy
and that little thing can't give me no joy
I love a real man with a real thatch
a man of good proportion with a nice hairy patch
I'm a hairy girl with a hairy snatch
hope you don't get caught in my hairy honey trap.

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Old 06-10-2009, 11:58 AM   #74
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Honey, you trapped me, i'm head over heels
I'd hide under your matress just to cop a quick feel
I didn't realise you had a thing for sweaty hairy guys
I've got a mean chest wig, but I shave between my thighs!
I could pritt-stick some of your mum's pubes onto my sack,
but the last time I tried that I got a crab-attack!
I don't want them back, so you'll have to change your fetish
Do you like firemen? I can spray high-pressure piss,
all over your face, that's where you like my warm liquids
At least that's where yo mama likes my sperm - it's not insipid
it's fucking salty, it's nasty in your mouth
One time I came over a slug, you heard the explosion 5 miles south!

EDIT:

That was a bit shit, i'm not on form today
I'm sounding gay, maybe I should take some time away
I can go all night, still get rock hard in seconds
but maybe this rapping game's trying to teach me a lesson
I'm not a rap machine, i'm a dildo with a brain
If I give up rapping it will be a mighty shame
but it's a pain, trying to always stay fresh
Not unlike yo mama's face I often make a mess
Of my rhyming, although not with my timing
I'm tight like a teenage girl before she's ever gone horse-riding

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Old 06-10-2009, 12:33 PM   #75
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Honey, you trapped me, i'm head over heels
I'd hide under your matress just to cop a quick feel
I didn't realise you had a thing for sweaty hairy guys
I've got a mean chest wig, but I shave between my thighs!
I could pritt-stick some of your mum's pubes onto my sack,
but the last time I tried that I got a crab-attack!
I don't want them back, so you'll have to change your fetish
Do you like firemen? I can spray high-pressure piss,
all over your face, that's where you like my warm liquids
At least that's where yo mama likes my sperm - it's not insipid
it's fucking salty, it's nasty in your mouth
One time I came over a slug, you heard the explosion 5 miles south!

EDIT:

That was a bit shit, i'm not on form today
I'm sounding gay, maybe I should take some time away
I can go all night, still get rock hard in seconds
but maybe this rapping game's trying to teach me a lesson
I'm not a rap machine, i'm a dildo with a brain
If I give up rapping it will be a mighty shame
but it's a pain, trying to always stay fresh
Not unlike yo mama's face I often make a mess
Of my rhyming, although not with my timing
I'm tight like a teenage girl before she's ever gone horse-riding
How did you know about the piss fetish? wow.
Bitch it's on......after a small break for a swim and some light refreshments... then it's on.
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