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Old 31-07-2009, 10:42 AM   #46
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I can't let go of my rage, I need to turn this page,
I'm walking around all day in a twisted crimson haze
Old grannies are driving, chavs are always fighting,
They've been fucking lucky so far it's only MY lip i've been biting
I should steal a tank, like I envisage when I wank
Run them over, blow them up, make them walk the plank
What they need is a raping, their wounds left gaping
I bet you think I watch to much Saw and my words are just aping
Well it's honestly not, I want to see you all rot
If you've been trained in psychology you'll know i've lost the plot
I need to sate my thirst, but who do I rape first?
Oh, that's right, I know who, they're the fucking worst!!
micro fucking soft, they can fuck right off!!
Loose ME 2 hours of work just to update my fucking laptop??
You mother fucking twats!! I need that data back!!
I'm going for a lie down, that's a KnT rap.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:42 PM   #47
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I've been working on lots of data today tying up my processor, so in the meantime I wrote a rap...

There's a lack of rapping talent here
And that shit just ain't cool
So settle down, listen up
I'm about to take you to school
That's right my knt kiddies
Here's your rapping masterclass
Get it right, and soon enough
You'll be owning cheddatom's ass

First you've got to feel the groove
construct in your head a beat
Make sure it's greasy, thick and bold
Guarantee those dancing feat

Next you need some inspiration
to write down your first rhyme
I personally use some special herbs
I'm not talking about thyme
You can't rely on this alone
You need to be a fiend
Look at life and laugh along
Use the stories you have gleaned

For instance walking yesterday
Through stoke-on-trent town centre
I happened across a scallywag
and joined him in his venture
Down an alley we dragged her
This saggy wrotten pensioner
we added her to our pile of corpses
to become a permanent fixture
The stench of flesh and semen
made me wrech and vomit
The funniest thing was later on
the next victim slipped on it

Sorry kiddies, back at school, lesson number three:
Don't tie yourself to one form, let your mind run free
Just 'cos one groove works for verse one, doesn't mean it's set
You can change it, mix it up, or even better yet...

Take a tip from Snoop
Do do do doop
Make your own words up
Keep it loose
Let out your juice
Shoobeedeedee Shoobeedeedee wap wap
Just remember to rhyme
Keep your beats in time
And don't let your audience loose interest
Delete your shit lines
A shit rap is a crime
Make them think your cock is the biggest

That's it for now kids
The rest is up to you
She me your best rhymes
Show us what you can do

So if there is another brother who can insult my mother while he can keep it clever rhyming in a rap
Then show us my rapping brother, I fucked your ugly mother while you were looking at child porn having a fap
You haven't got the skills to give the girls their thrills that's why I wear your girlfriend's head on my cock
I cut her some new gills so now she doesn't get killed while she's gagging on it and begging me to stop
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:28 AM   #48
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You think you can say izzle like the dogg
you've been askin for a motherfucking flog
I can't believe that they let you outta yo home
Its high time you go to the place ET phoned
People let you walk around and pretend your black
When everyone else knows your weak in the sack
Not whites in general just you on your own
Just before you go on a racist moan
you let your side down so let it sink in
there ain't a chance you'll get a fucking win

Maybe you shouldn't have been like your momma
she sucks my dick whilst you stay in all summer
but now your on the street following her trade
Whilst I been working and got myself made!
When you seem me the envy falls inside
You try and work up a false sense of pride
You catch me up and try to take me on
But you ain't cool enough for the Rasta Mon!

I used to know a man like yourself
He had problems with mental health
He tried to make it big time like me
But my rhymes lost his sense of rationality
So if you wanna keep your head
You better stay wankin in bed
A man said "God save his soul"
But why won't you go die in a hole!

(your face)

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Old 04-08-2009, 04:16 PM   #49
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wibble wobble
Lol, dude, at least you tried
But reading your rap, I died a little inside
I'm not saying you're miles off, but you're fucking far wide
I can't beleive you posted that, where is your pride?

Oh, that's right, down the shitter with my leavings
My depucilation of your mother left you sick-dreaming
You saw my sperm on her tits and your life lost all meaning
You saw the turd on her face and like a girl started screaming.

So yeh, maybe I don't get out of the house much
Maybe it is sad that I love yo momma's touch
But basically, no one else's throat feels that lush
So stop whining, you won't find a cock in your bush
Yep, that's right, that's a pube you're looking at
There's no way you'll be fucking anyone with that
Let alone yo momma, she needs to fill her twat
That's why she loves my monster-cock, that's why she loves my raps.

I agree I can be a little crazy
I wouldn't say insane, but I am a little hazy
I like to space out while I look at a daisy
But just 'cos i'm a stoner doesn't make me lazy

I work everyday, I work 9 to 5!
I'm working my ass off to keep your mum alive
Since I took out her liver it costs shit loads to survive
Dialasis, tranfusions, this shit makes me strive

So i'm a hard working hard living rapping white boy
You can try to wind me up but I see through your every ploy
You can try to hide your blatant racism by trying to be coy
But frankly even my kid could see it, and he thinks my cock's a toy!

So Savethe hostages, if that is your real name
Thanks for rapping with me and joining in the game
A lack of original content was making this thread lame
But could you try a bit harder just to make it a little less tame?

I could do with a proper punch, instead of a little tap
You remember how I smacked you while you were laying on my lap?
This is the kind of attitude you need, don't give me anymore crap
Let's hear the best you can do, I hope it's better than my rap.
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Old 08-08-2009, 11:10 AM   #50
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Some times I think your too sensitive
Lashing out at anything, afraid to live
But not just that my mum thinks it too
10 seconds in her grave and she made you spew

And anyway you calling me racist
I target you not white people, face it!
Maybe its time that you learn to think
But a shit is all I seem to give!

Maybe its time that you turned around
Don't let no tears touch the ground
Maybe its time that you improved your skills
I've seen better things from people on happy pills

Maybe you are just a natural sweater
But your rhymes look like something in a thank you letter
So now that you finished mopping the floor
Go spend your last quid on motherfuckin' whore!

You may think that your job is cool
But i've never seen such a miserable fool
Cos I do what I love and I love what I do
Thats including your momma too!
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Old 10-08-2009, 10:32 AM   #51
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For fuck's sake dude, just take some fucking time
I'm not replying again until you've tried with your rhymes
They're supposed to flow so you can feel the rhythm
At the moment it flows like three day old dried semen
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:14 AM   #52
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You think you can talk 'bout rhythm
There seems to be a point your missin
Yours words seem as rigid as brick
Kinda shows that your really thick

Don't worry, don't hang your head low
I got no problems when boys are slow
But it kinda makes it all easy
Rippin' you apart 'equals' breezy

I feel I'm miles past this
My lines are truly bliss
All o' yours are swing and miss
Like the smell of piss
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:54 AM   #53
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EDIT: Read aloud (and fast) if you want to hear the rhymes:

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So if there is another brother who can insult my mother while he can keep it clever rhyming in a rap
Then show us my rapping brother, I fucked your ugly mother while you were looking at child porn having a fap
As lost fucking syllables drain from the heavens like diamond dust,
Fools shouting "Yo Mamma" belies a bleeding of words.

So i'll go searching for the source of a river of truth,
cascading from the mirrored walls of this crystal catalyst
to rest in the catacombed tombs
where shadows play hopscotch under the dirty archways,
leading to the hidden rooms of the earthbound soul.
And you better hope they scratch a 6,6,6,
as the doors embossed in 7s
and Osirus' severed head
have caved in under the sheer weight of
glittering gold and moulting dove feathers,
billowing the stench of death
through the stale incense smoke.
So here we'll drift in our barren winter's tale,
where no madrigal songs can save us,
for no water-bound hand will emerge from a lake
to offer us peace at the point of our hate:
So bring out the masques and let the carnival begin:
A God given army of bastard Angels and Priests,
as I dance, pale companion,
through the thread of the Fates,

and

I

trip,

third-eye to eye with a skull, on a tomb of lead.
"I'm in Arcadia too", I scratched into Tom's head.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:41 PM   #54
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That's more vanilla than Vanilla Ice
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:56 PM   #55
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LOL

Shit just got scary
He's got a rhyming dictionary!
I'm going to go and see if they've got one at my library

He's got a thesaurus
I can't even write a chorus!!
His rhymes are fucking tight like my uncles macintosh is porous

Shhhiiiiii you just got it
I'm being sarcastic
Does the title say "post your emo lyrics"? You spastic!

This thread is for rapping
Not for lyrical fapping
Unless you're going to wax lyrical about your crapping?

This morning I dropped a log
I dropped it into the bog
The splash back it was so immense it created a sort of fog

A fog that stank of shit
It nearly made me sick
Fortunately I managed to pry open the window with a stick

And what did I find?
It fucking blew my mind!
Looking up at me was a lady of the slutty kind

I shouted "hey Mrs Static!"
Get up here fucking quick
I'm almost there, i'm getting close, come suck on the end of my dick

Yes, that was yo' mama
She eats cum like bananas
Calm down now, don't cry, 'cos there ain't no need for drama

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Old 12-08-2009, 04:01 PM   #56
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You think you can talk 'bout rhythm
There seems to be a point your missin
Yours words seem as rigid as brick
Kinda shows that your really thick

Don't worry, don't hang your head low
I got no problems when boys are slow
But it kinda makes it all easy
Rippin' you apart 'equals' breezy

I feel I'm miles past this
My lines are truly bliss
All o' yours are swing and miss
Like the smell of piss
Yo Yo Yo Save,
Sorry dude I missed your rap
I hope you don't think i'm less brave
For taking a while to write you back?

Your rap has a couple of decent rhymes
The rhythm's not so fucked up this time
But you know one little pet peeve of mine?
It's irony of the rediculous kind.....

"your really thick"
You're really thick
"your really thick"
NO, YOU'RE REALLY THICK

Do you get it prick?
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Old 13-08-2009, 02:05 AM   #57
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Nope, I seriously cannot read you're mind bendingly stupid, pointless words. If you actually want to rap insert some meaning into it. Challenge something. And use imagination rather than writing an incredibly bad eminem rip offs. And stop with that unimaginative childlike aaa bbb ccc ddd etc rhyming dictionary scheme.

Nah, I'm guessing you're just having a laugh, so here's some equally terrible and cliched words back:

Look Chedda's out fuckin' eminem,
Rhymes roll out just the same again,
'Cause he just don't know what to say again.

So i'll rap about havin' a piss,
'Cause i'm just sendin' a diss,
Or is this just all fuckin' meaningless?

This goes out to the shit,
Onto which your words stick,
But i'm just takin the mick

No one can be such a prick

WORD lol.
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Old 13-08-2009, 09:04 AM   #58
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Number one mother fucker: I don't sound like Eminem
I come from Stoke, i've got long hair, I don't infect women
Either way, I don't mind the flattering comparison
In my house, his first 2 albums regularly get a listen

Number two: what, is your rap in 3/4?
That shit just doesn't groove my friend, don't post us anymore!
Yes, I DO know about rhythm, yes I know about time
There's groovey, funky, dirty, loose, but yours is basically grime
Grime ain't necessarily bad as long as you've got a beat
But working in text YOU've got no chance of getting those tapping feat

Number three: Is that a sense of humour failure?
Your screamo lyrics aren't welcome so you turn into a hater!
"you're so stupid, your thread's just stupid, your raps are as stupid as you"
"anyway, i'll have a go at doing it your way just incase it makes me cool"
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Old 14-08-2009, 11:17 AM   #59
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I'm bored, I'm tired, but I feel like writing rhymes
It won't be that great
It will blow your fucking mind!

I'm starting to agree with everyone here!
Things coming from you
Sound a little queer

Maybe it's time to slow down
No one here is wearin' a crown
None of us can get millions
But your words make me ill again

As to your lies about what you sound like
Where you're from and your sight
won't change your bark just your bite!

And really, do you give a fuck about grammar
At least my text won't look like a stammer
You manage to look awkward on a page
why not turn it and end the rage!
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Old 14-08-2009, 02:15 PM   #60
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You can bend the grammer, or you could even make up your own words
But when you miss out an apostraphe while calling someone stupid it's absurd
I'm really sorry you're so deeply effected, I didn't want you to feel like a turd
But how many times have I told you how to improve your raps? It must be around the third.

Re-read your rap and tap your foot, the verses do work individually
But soon you'll notice, they don't flow together you haven't got the prowess of me

I told you "you need to start with the beat" but it's like fucking yo mama in the ass
You'll never listen, she'll never learn, you need lube!!! That's a KnT rap.
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