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Old 18-06-2009, 11:59 AM   #16
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Get a job!
As a rapper!
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Old 18-06-2009, 09:29 PM   #17
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Get a job!
Ha, he's actually at work doing those. That's why he's only on between 9am and 5:30pm.
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Old 18-06-2009, 09:35 PM   #18
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Old 18-06-2009, 09:35 PM   #19
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I read the title as Tom's Rape

I'm a little disappointed.
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Old 21-06-2009, 05:09 AM   #20
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When I came across the raps of Tom I get restless
'Cos another rap winner wasn't on my guestlist
But then I should expect this
A game with a lotta dough, a frame with a lotta snow
With a name that you gotta know and fame that you gotta show
Bitches all bitchin' about their kit and tab,
Point 'em in the direction of the Girly Thread 'cos that's where all the bitches at.
Hardwood bodies and silver strings
Don't mean a thing when you got bling matched with the ho's that you bring,
Cos y'all know Gemsy can sing
Y'all know my lyrics can dance
Y'all know it's hard enough keepin' dip away from that ass
Gotta banstick for the sass? Like a lean poet needs grass,
Your ass needs a coolin' so where's all the popsicles at?
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Old 23-06-2009, 07:42 AM   #21
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Old 23-06-2009, 07:52 AM   #22
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Ha, he's actually at work doing those. That's why he's only on between 9am and 5:30pm.
Fuck yeh I get paid to rap
Sit on my ass, go to the bog to fap
Do some data manipulation, take some sales calls
Write a KnT rap with my shit on the walls

I'm glad to see some participation
But i'm not interested in collaboration
Post raps in my thread while i'm on vacation?
You cheeky fuck I ought to teach you a lesson

I'll leave it 'till tonight when yo mama's home
I'll get her to spank you while I give her the bone
I'll spunk on your guitar and ruin it's tone
Maybe that'll teach you to leave my thread alone

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Old 23-06-2009, 07:56 AM   #23
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I read the title as Tom's Rape

I'm a little disappointed.
But with Tom it's basically the same thing
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Old 23-06-2009, 08:49 AM   #24
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But with Tom it's basically the same thing
CheddaT will rape your mind through your eyes
I'm not a physical rapist, that's all lies
At least I'm technically innocent - I said "surprise!!"
Or are you s'posed to stop when you hear their cries?
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Old 25-06-2009, 04:10 PM   #25
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In the interest of archiving my raps, included below is my rap about Bshuker, a clever guy who took a joke the tinyest bit too seriously...


I once knew a guy, I thought he was cool
Everytime I read his posts, it was like being at school
I took a little time to wind up the motherfucker
He rose to the bait, my man bshuker

Yo, Don't riiiise to it
It's just some dumb trolling by a little shit
Just because you normally get away with it
y'all don't need to go have an epileptic fit

check it, you know fuck all about MIDI
your all time favorite artist is a rapper called fiddy
You know, you ain't got a clue about racks
You're so backward you don't even know how to use a FAX
Yo mama, knows more about gear than you
She laughs at your rig like you haven't got a clue
Yo bshuker, get her to teach you how to tap
It'll take you 20 years, yeh that's a KnT rap

motherfuckeeer

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Old 30-06-2009, 08:37 AM   #26
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Yo, I wanna show some love for my man Cheddatom
All you fuckers know this cat is the bomb
And hell no
I don't want to hijack his thread
Just wanna earn some MC cred
Please Chedda
Don't pwn my arse when you get back
Yo motherfuckers, here's my Kit & Tab rap

Thanks to Cheddatom
I'm no longer concerned
With my delay's reverse function
That shit's for nerds
Now all I care about
Is gangsta rhyme structures
Gangsta rhyme cred
Kit & Tab mothers

Hey fuck it
My rhymes - they really suck dick
What the hell was I thinking?
My flows are plain shit
Moral of the story - don't fuck with Cheddatom
Try and play his game - end up looking like a cock

His rhymes are concise
His flows are damn tight
He's a bonafide hussla
Even if he's rice white
His pitch shifter's a Whammy
Mine is a Behringer
That's it, game over
Cheddatom's well better

I tried and epic failed
Cause my rhymes just weren't fat
Brap brap motherfucker
That's my Kit & Tab rap
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Old 03-07-2009, 09:12 AM   #27
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yo gunner the kiwi
your shit aint bad
but rapping's not just for christmas
it's not just a fad!
This is KnT rapping
It's no fucking joke
Watch this mother fucker
You're going up in smoke

You come onto my thread
Express your love for me
Making me look gay
And think you get off scot-free?

You're a KnT regular?
I fucking need a drink
What kind of an epic-moron
Would ever dare to think
reverse delay isn't cool?!!
It's the only type I need!!
I'll put it in my feedback loop
To make your ears bleed

We're not nerds in KnT
We're rockers and we're geeks
We play gigs, we get laid
We know how to speak 1337

This isn't "gangsta rap" you tit
This is rhyming with aplomb
When have you ever seen me rapping
about how my Hummer's the bomb?

Fuck it, you said it all yourself
Your rhymes "- they really suck dick"
You know it's shit and still post it here
It makes me fucking sick

Maybe you need some inspiration
Try injecting a load of smack!!
Bash your head against a wall or something?
*yawn*, that's a KnT rap.
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Old 04-07-2009, 08:07 AM   #28
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LETS FIST AGAIN
LETS FIST AGAIN

Start to like it when I hear it flap
But you no me, I've no clap
It was your mistake
When I saw you hesitate
I shoved my clenched fist
ight up to your prostrate

SHIT ON MY KUCKLES
PAIN UP THE ARSE FOR YOU
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Old 04-07-2009, 08:13 PM   #29
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Old 06-07-2009, 08:54 AM   #30
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wibble
Yawn.

When you've got something to say
That ain't completely gay
That shows a trace of wit
Instead of a pile of shit
When you've got a decent rhyme
Or just one decent line
When you can use your head
You're welcome back on my thread
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