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Old 28-09-2009, 11:31 PM   #136
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Matt: "Haven't you forgotten something?"
Dom: "Like what?"
Matt: "your heterosexuality?"
Dom: "FUUUUUUU!"
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Matt: "Tom, do you know you're standing in a hole mate?"
lmao! this really tickled me
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Old 28-09-2009, 11:56 PM   #137
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If you're going to quote me then change it could you please take my name out of the top of the post?
Cheers.

I'm not into gay jokes. sorry.
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Old 29-09-2009, 04:01 AM   #138
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Dom: Matt! MATT! I just had the best time running through the sprinklers on the lawn outside! Come back out with me!
Matt (off sceen): What? Dom, why? Look...No.
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Old 29-09-2009, 07:49 AM   #139
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Matt: "Look, I can see myself in the camera!"
Dom: "Erm.. Matt... this is live television"
Matt: "I don't care, don't I look great ? Hi Mum!"
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Old 29-09-2009, 05:17 PM   #140
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Matt: No Dom you can't be the frontman.
Dom: I'll give you a cookie.
Matt: No
Dom An Italian cookie?
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Old 29-09-2009, 09:43 PM   #141
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Matt Must...push.. belly...back
Chris I don't like purple
Dom Shit.. just farted... hope my face doesn't show
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Old 29-09-2009, 10:05 PM   #142
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Matt: "Are you feeling ok?"

Dom: "Mr Flibble says I'm a good boy!"
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Old 29-09-2009, 10:09 PM   #143
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Matt-....what do you mean, you followed through?

Dom-.....yeh, and now I daren`t move.
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Old 29-09-2009, 10:10 PM   #144
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Matt: "What do you mean, I need a haircut?"
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Matt: "After this gig, I'm off to do a pantene advert!"
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Old 29-09-2009, 10:31 PM   #146
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After years of research scientists can now prove that matthew bellamy lead singer of muse, did indeed used to be a girl.
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After years of research scientists can now prove that matthew bellamy lead singer of muse, did indeed used to be a girl.
After seconds of research, everyone can now prove that Dominic Howard, drummer of Muse, still indeed is a girl.
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Old 29-09-2009, 10:51 PM   #150
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If you're going to quote me then change it could you please take my name out of the top of the post?
Cheers.

I'm not into gay jokes. sorry.
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... i wouldn't go in the lolz thread then

edit- not that i meant to demean gay people, thats not what i meant about gay jokes
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