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Old 12-09-2006, 02:09 PM   #1
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Say Hugh Manson was building you a guitar

What little gadgets would you get him to build into it for you?
I'd have one of those bleeper things that go off when you whistle, that way you'd never lose your guitar.
I'd also have a mini camara on the back of it so I could check to make sure my flies were done up, thus saving any embarrassing rockstar tackle moments.
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:10 PM   #2
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I would like a fan and a wing mirror.
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:17 PM   #3
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I'd have a cup holder and cigar lighter.
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:18 PM   #4
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A vagina hole.
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:19 PM   #5
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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i want a fleshlight, look wicked
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Old 12-09-2006, 04:35 PM   #7
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I want to use a fleshlight just to see how much self-loathing it is possible to feel - I'm sure nothing tops cleaning it out after you've had your way with it.
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:01 PM   #8
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I want to use a fleshlight just to see how much self-loathing it is possible to feel - I'm sure nothing tops cleaning it out after you've had your way with it.
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:44 PM   #9
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I want to use a fleshlight just to see how much self-loathing it is possible to feel - I'm sure nothing tops cleaning it out after you've had your way with it.
Just in case you're not feeling emo enough - hump a plastic vagina!
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Old 12-09-2006, 05:48 PM   #10
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I'd get a sick spoiler fitted on mine, and a well banging sound system too!
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I'd get a sick spoiler fitted on mine, and a well banging sound system too!
That's the spirit - I'll have some go-faster stripes!
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:38 PM   #12
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That's the spirit - I'll have some go-faster stripes!
Get it lowered and chipped first though.
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Get it lowered and chipped first though.
Racing harnesses all round...
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Old 12-09-2006, 06:45 PM   #14
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6 letre V12
20" Chrome Alloys
Glove Compartment
Small Lamp
Gas/Electric Fire
Air Con
Built in Airport Internet
12 Meg Broadband
Digital TV Reviever
12 acres of Land
5 car driveway
Oven
English/Japanese translator
L plates
Radio
CD player
and a fuzz factory
I like the way you think. I don't need the L-plates though - do you think I could get a discount?
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