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Old 23-03-2007, 09:20 AM   #1
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Cool Muse Jokes

Spike Milligan said that it was humour that helped win the war. So I figured (somehow it'll tie up) that we could all make up Muse jokes...you know...something different.

I can't think of anything good, but here are some examples:

Q: How many Matt Bellamy's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Because Darkshines!

Q: What did Muse become when they were offered a dodgy contract?
A: Knights of Doncynia (don't sign here)

Ok, ok...I know these are lame, but you all will surely think of some side-splitters.

Go!
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Old 23-03-2007, 09:29 AM   #2
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Haha the first ones awesome! Lifted my spirits no end this morning that has (horrible horrible essay to finish for christ not long now).

Id contribute but like i say im busy... on the messageboard, damn
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Old 23-03-2007, 11:18 AM   #3
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hahaha at the jokes. you're good. do more. i got this image of heaps of matts trying to screw in a lightbulb and that alone made me laugh. i'm so bad at jokes...
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Old 23-03-2007, 11:34 AM   #4
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Spike Milligan said that it was humour that helped win the war. So I figured (somehow it'll tie up) that we could all make up Muse jokes...you know...something different.

I can't think of anything good, but here are some examples:

Q: How many Matt Bellamy's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Because Darkshines!

Q: What did Muse become when they were offered a dodgy contract?
A: Knights of Doncynia (don't sign here)

Ok, ok...I know these are lame, but you all will surely think of some side-splitters.

Go!



That first one's brilliant. Do more!
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Old 23-03-2007, 01:37 PM   #5
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There's something wrong with these people, since they considering those funny.

No offence meant for the joke-maker.
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Old 23-03-2007, 04:08 PM   #6
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HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN MUSE?





3 OR 4, DEPENDS IF YOU COUNT MORGAN OR NOT.
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Old 23-03-2007, 04:26 PM   #7
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Why did Matt Bellamy cross the road?
To get to the other side
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:32 AM   #8
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Q. What occupation does Matt Bellamy have?

A. A MUSE-ician


Q. Where would you find an exhibition dedicated to Matt Bellamy?

A. In a MUSE-eum


Q. What did Queen Victoria say after hearing Matt Bellamy singing?

A. We are not aMUSEd


Q. What is Matt Bellamy's favourite breakfast dish?

A. MUSEli


Q. Where does Matt Bellamy go on his holidays

A. To an aMUSEment park



Did u hear about the matt bellamy pokemon cheat?
it gives u a lot of mews


why does matt bellamy keep a lot of cows
he likes the moos


What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store
I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:51 AM   #9
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What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store
I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW
I like this one
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Q. What is Matt Bellamy's favourite breakfast dish?

A. MUSEli


I like this one!!!! heheh
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Old 03-08-2007, 08:57 AM   #12
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Muse jokes, arent aware of any, but when my mates take the piss out of me cos they think the music is depressing, they say

How do you stop a Muse fan from Dying?

Take away his razorblades
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:17 AM   #13
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Q. What did Queen Victoria say after hearing Matt Bellamy singing?

A. We are not aMUSEd

That one is class.
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:18 PM   #14
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There's something wrong with these people, since they considering those funny.

No offence meant for the joke-maker.
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now THAT was funny!!
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:24 PM   #15
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What did matt bellamy say to his mom when he saw a toy he wanted in the store
I WANT IT NOOOOW I WANT IT NOOOOW





I literally lol'd.
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