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Old 05-02-2016, 08:02 PM   #1
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Silliest Muse Lyrics?

Now don't get me wrong. Matt Bellamy is an amazing songwriter, singer, guitarist and pianist. His lyrics, though, are hit and miss. There are some really great ones, of course, but then there are other that just come off as incredibly silly, whether they're stretch rhymes, confused metaphors, or otherwise. And we're here to talk about them today, so feel free to post your best worst Muse lyrics!

Here are some of my favorites.

"I have played in every toilet / but you still want to spoil it"
~from Muscle Museum, Muscle Museum EP (1998)

"You do it to me sweetly, to my yeah-yeah"
~from Agitated, Uno single (1999)

"Itís happening soon / Itís happening soon / Itís scent has been blowing in my direct-shoon"
~from Fillip, Showbiz (1999)

"Stretch it like a birth squeeze"
~from New Born, Origin of Symmetry (2001)

"Brainwashing our children to be mean"
~from Supremacy, The 2nd Law (2012)

"Your aaaaaaaaassssss belongs to me now"
~from Psycho, Drones (2015)
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