Jordo21

I see Rachel is still bothering you. Invest in a taser, that'll shut her up.

It's more funny than horrific.
But fair enough.

It's from Scream. You disappoint me.

It's okay. As soon as you change all of those, I know because I'm on the phone with you. I'm on your back porch. Turn on the porch light. Yes, yes, that is your significant other sitting roped to the chair by the pool. (If you don't get that reference I'll feel like a failure.)

Pft, I don't stalk you that much.
Thatmuch.

Don't listen to Sammy. He's technically a fruit.
But I just saw that you posted! So proud, already so grown up.

Don't listen to Rachel. She's mad. !

Really though, you seem like a lad from the posts I've seen so far. Post more. Even though you're a Liverpool fan.

I lurked the sixth album thread for who knows how long, I know what boat (sorry, bad pun) you're in. Welp, whenever you decide you want to make yourself known you're always welcome in my boat and wherever else you want to be. This place isn't as intimidating as it seems at first.

Posting's more fun, in my opinion. The only drawback is you get lured in to stay, but when you think about it, that's not really a drawback either. Making connections and such, it's really nice.

Hi! You're a lurker but you should post. Because posting's fun. Yes? Yes.