muse4lyf

BTW: Does anybody want to know what's my fav Polish TV show about? I wanted to translate program of Kuba Wojewódzki (my fav journalist) for English and just add titles to few of eposides. So who would like to get it? I can send it on a cd, it's not such a huge problem, just need to translate it

Guy on the knees=Kuba Wojewódzki

P.S.: I'd also explain who is the guest on his show, cause I'm sure you dunno Polish stars, so at the beginning I'd write who is who and why are they famous in Poland

The Love Story
OF
Paris and Morgan


In England there’s a girl named Paris Dowman. She’s a really nice and cheerful person, friendly to everybody. She’s a fan of British “pwoppa wock” band called MUSE. Matt Bellamy’s wife AM is her friend, so she was almost at every concert of this band.
Paris didn’t care that super-mega-sexy Maffoo Faffoo Bellamy’s standing on a stage. When AM was looking at her hubby’s arse, Paris was staring at the arse of a guy who was standing in the back. Audience couldn’t see them, but AM with Paris was standing in the backstage so they have even seen “too much”. I won’t even tell that they could see Dom’s arse, cause he wore too small pants, but oh well…anyway Paris was really amazed by “TheInvisibleMan”.
After the show when AM was telling her hubby that the show was really amazing (and when they went for a while to have some fun), Paris’s met Morgan. They couldn’t help, they could just smile to each other. They’ve had a long conversation and after that Morgan couldn’t forget Paris and Paris couldn’t forget Morgan.
The next day Paris called to AM and told her one thing
“AM !! I want Morgan !!” – she screamed, she was really happy that she could say that name “Morgan” again
“ Oh well…” – AM rolled her eyes – “Morgan called to Matt at 4am and asked him about your number” – Paris was even happier than few seconds ago – “so I told Matt your number and he gave it to Morgan, hope you don’t mind…” – AM said but then Paris screamed really happy
“AM, ZOMFG !! Thanks !! But…” - she calmed down a little bit – “can you give me number to Morgan, please? It’s really important for me!” – AM have just rolled her eyes again and said:
“I knew you’ll ask about that so I wrote his number after he called for your number” – AM told Paris his number
“Ohh, thanks AM ! I can give you a number to Dom…” – AM stopped watching her hubby’s naked dance and said:
“But I got his number” – she was a bit stunned
“AM just remember…you’ll break Matt’s heart if you cheat on him with Dom…” – AM rolled her eyes once again and told Paris that she got Dom’s number, but only on MATT’S PHONE. Paris started giggling and she finished the conversation, AM came back to her Maffoo Faffoo.
Paris wanted to call to Morgan now! She didn’t know. She wasn’t sure, maybe Morgan should do it first? Ehh, but she didn’t care much about that! Her love to him was too strong. She called him…but then something terrible has happened! She hasn’t got enough money on her mobile!! Paris started to panic, she didn’t know what to do and only one idea came to her head.
After 30 minutes someone’s knocked on the door of Matt’s and AM’s house. They were annoyed that someone’s interrupting them again, but they had to open the door. Matt wore some clothes and opened the door. He saw there Paris and she said really quick:
“My mobile died and I want to call to my love Morgieh, can I use your phone to call him, plllleeeaassseee ?!?!?!” - Matt just looked at her (she was speaking so fast that even Matt didn’t understand her) and let her come in the house. After 45 minutes Paris calmed down and she was able to tell one more time what she wants to do. Of course they let her use a phone, cause they knew she’ll be begging for “just one call to her love Morgieh” all night. And finally she called to him. They were talking a lot…something about…3 hours!! AM and Matt were sleeping on a sofa in the living room, cuddling to each other; they were tired of waiting when Paris will finish her “short convo with Morgan”. Paris knew that it’s the morning now so she just asked Morgan for his home address, so she could come to him. He gave her that and they finally finished the conversation! Paris ran off the house and went to Morgan.
She knocked the door. She was worrying that he won’t like her now, but when he opened the door and when she saw his incredible (lol) smile, her heart has just melted and she calmed down. They went to the café to eat breakfast.

After few weeks of meetings, few nights of interrupting AM and Matt, cause Paris’ broken her mobile by the accident, and then after weeks and months of the dates, they fell in love! “They’re a cute couple!” – AM told to Matt, but they didn’t know about one thing. Paris and Morgan were really kinkeh, dirty and probably the naughtiest couple in the world! They’re making something about 29999 tapes for a week!! That’s a record!
They’re so in love, they were always together. Even at the concert Paris’s had…ehm…a little meeting with…”Morgan Jr”.

7th December, 2007 – Dom’s b’day…When everybody was singing “happy Birthday” to little Dommeh, Paris and Morgan were sexing each other in the toilet. “Muscle Museum” inspired them to do that. Of course they filmed everything, but anyway they finished something about…5 hours later and Dom was actually shocked that they came
“Heyy…when did you come to my house??” – he asked. When Paris said that something about…5 hours ago he asked laughing – “so you two were sexing each other in my toilet?” Paris was blushing and Morgan was stunned so Dom said fucking shocked: “:-O so you did it?!?!”. Everybody at the party were kinda stunned but when drunk Chris ran in the living room naked screaming: “Free Beer for Everyone!!” everybody forgot about Paris and Morgan. Well…that’s good for them!
When everybody were drunk, not as drunk as Chris but oh well, it’s still drunk! Matt, Dom, Chris, Paris, Morgan and AM decided to play “true or false?”. First Paris asked AM…
“AM, is that true that you and Dom have had a kinkeh sex?” – she started laughing and then everybody else too
“NO!!” – she said and rolled her eyes – “Now Paris…I’ve called to you few times. I know you bought a new mobile so…is that true that Morgan breaks your phone everytime someone’s calling to you while you two have sex?”
“He does it quiet a lot” – and now…poor stunned people couldn’t believe…
After few mins of the game it’s time for Paris again, so Matt asked her: “What’s the thing you wanna see the most in your life?” Paris was not thinking really long she just said: “The thing I wanna see (once again) the most in my life is called Morgan Jr !!”
“But you mean a baby, right?” – Chris asked her a bit shocked…
“Nooo…” – she started to grope “a thing she wanna see the most in her life…
“EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW” – everybody couldn’t believe it, AM couldn’t look at it so she hugged to Matt…Paris and Morgan were laughing and they said
“OK, OK! It's time to take Morgan to bed and give him a good time…”
“Ohh you’re going?” – Dom asked, he was kinda sad, cause tizz is his B’Day! But somehow he started to use his brain and he realized that the kinkeh couple won’t have a sex on his bed so in one second he started smiling again…
“I will have a good fun with ma Morganeh like I did last night” – Paris was really happy about it
“OK!! OK!!!! Goodbye” – Dom gave their jackets to them and Paris said:
“Great! So now I'm going to sex Morgan under the Christmas tree in our house !”
When Paris and Morgan left Dom’s house, people couldn’t talk for few minutes, but then they came back to the PARRTEHH!!!

Paris and Morgan were really happy together, they decided to get marry! Paris is pregnant, so Morgan said it’ll be better if babies parents will be married when they’ll come on the world. Paris has agreed with him.

9th December, 2007 – Paris ‘n’ Morgan’s wedding! Their friends weren’t surprised. Actually their friends were sure it’ll happen really soon. Of course something’s just had to happen! Paris and Morgan…left! Matt, AM, Dom and Chris were looking for them few minutes, but then kinkeh couple came to them:
“Where the hell have you been?!” – their friends asked
“Oh, well…We went for a quicky..” – Paris said and gave a French kiss to Morgan.

HERE: THE OFFICIAL DOCUMENT…

“OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS OF MARRIAGE
MR&MRS Nicholls



Names:
Morgan Nicholls

Paris Dowman

Date of wedding:
12/09/2007

Comments:
"I'm so happy about that! Now - when we're finally married - we can have a lot, lot more kinkeh sex that we've had ever before! I love that girl..." - Morgan
"He's my kinkeh king !! I'm the happiest person in the world now. Oh gosh, he's so sexy ! I'm sorry but I'm really crazy about that man, I have to go have kinkeh honeymoon with him now !! xx" - Paris

Guests list:
All Morgan's & Paris's families
Lynsey Gent
Haley Shaw Wolstenholme
Chris Wolstenholme
Dominic Howard
Hendrix - the puppy
Anna Tango
Dave Tango
Tom Kirk
Matthew Bellamy
AM Szymańska
Ro
Grace
Kristy
Paris Hilton (she wasn't invited but she came though)
David&Victoria Beckham (they weren't invited but "Posh" wanted to go there)
David Tennant

Kids: too many to count

Number of tapes they sold: too many to count (checked: 17th November 2007)

It's an official document: please, don't lose it, 'cause copy of it will cost: 500dollars”


Paris and Morgan have had the kinkiest honeymoon ever! No one could believe that they’ve recorded 1 million movies at ONE HONEYMOON! Paris and Morgan are really happy now. She got her love Morgieh with her and their beautiful children! Ohh…they got too many kids to count, but they love them all! And they still want more! They’re happy together and their story shows how much love can change in your life! Paris is proud of one more thing…she’s finally Mrs. Nicholls!


THE END
To Be Continued…