Noodles

yeah you better be!

later gator

OI. You can't leave me here forever, you know.

Also I bought some purple lipstick.

I wasn't away for 3 weeks! GAH.. Yeah I dunno, there was some dodgy rattle or something..a death rattle! but it was fixed and we had a lovely long drive to plymouth and then a rough sea trip to roscoff...ughhh

France was OK....We stayed in a nice place called Cleder, but it was in the middle of NOWHERE...Which meant you had to drive everywhere, and everywhere that is good seemed to be 2hours+ away from us..UGH..Also the weather was rather rubbish. However, you'll be impressed: I bought an awesome pipe!...and I got a hat too, which is brilliant. I don't think the ol' frenchies were too sure on my fashion sense..I had way more looks than usual..but someone did think I was a french popstar at the airport ... Also..I rode my bike for ageeees up and down hills to the beach, absolutely knackerings..gah...and we also rode around this island called Ile De Batz..where there are no cars and you just cycle around it, it was fun! I was gonna post your prezzie today, but the weather was just too yuck for me to leave the house..constant heavy windy rain I even got dressed nicely with the thoughts of leaving the house..WHAT A WASTE!

Things I noticed about France/the french:
They only have french cars...and a few rovers for some god awful reason.
They grow a lot of artichokes.
They have CATDOGS (A dog which wanders around like a cat, that doesn't bark or have rabies and will happily come up to you for a stroke..awwwww)
They have no fashion sense
They have stupid...absolutely ridiculous opening hours for their shops..whenever we turned up anywhere they would be shutting
They love onions...we even went to an onion festival...what joy.
THEY HAVE GREAT BREAD.

The end!

HEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOO

NOT ONE MESSAGE in anticipation of my return..PFT

OK ok ok ok ....we ran into a few troubles on the day I was meant to post your thing...namely the car was broken...and we thought we might not make it to FRANCE..but alas we did. THIS WEEK..I promise..and you know how good I am at keeping my promises...HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ooh nice font.


Dude, it's not like you're not making sense..You haven't even spelt a word wrong
But yeah..everything is beefy on here at the moment..it's BORING.

Seldoon..It kinda reminded me of a Saloon which reminded me of cowboys

wow you found it quick!

Anyways, I have to go too...Busy day tomorrow
Laura's to do list:
CLEAN HOUSE - MUST DO THIS
Sort out insurance
Go into town and pay council tax
Buy sandals
Pack
GO ON HOLIDAY

WAHOO.

Bye bye to you, my favourite carbohydrate...apart from potatoes.

X

'sends another message just cos I can'

Man, that message is so disjointed.

Pah so you wont even stay up and talk to me on my last night.....what a friend you turned out to be

seldooN ?


Jeez Louize..it ain't that hard, matey.

S'no fun if it ain't a surprise, hunny bunny...you have to be creative with these things.

Adios for now amigo !

I'm just a mean person... in a nice way. It makes perfect sense

I dunno Seldoon, everybody lu-hurves you for some reason..I can't for the life of me work out why

I'm sure YOU will find something one day or maybe you wont, it doesn't matter. I'm a big present giver, I just love buying presents.

Yeah I'm calling you sad

woteva..and I have to be mean to you, nobody else is..everybody else bums you to high heaven. You need to come back down to earth, mannnnn..

anyways, you'll cope...you'll have your everlasting little memories of me in the post