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In that case

Oh dear, isn't it only about 3pm there? You're gonna be up all night!

AMAZING! Well done.

Is that a Joey from Friends come on, or are you checking up on me?

If it's the first one:

If it's the second:

I'm alright I guess, getting by. I keep falling asleep today.
I missed you drunk the other day, boo! ALSO... you seem to have had some exciting developments...?.

Okay, goodnight, son? <3

Well I was doing it all in an English accent, but I WAS doing hand gestures involuntarily as I said the words


Miss you love is quite a gentle song though. Put Emotion Sickness on for them. Then take them downtown and sell them and use the money to buy new friends and bling.

I'm convincing, aren't I?
You'd never guess I was the biggest whiteboi ever.

NWA
Shit yeah, ahm 'a get me a lil' sumfin' sumfin'. I's be all OVER nuttin' that ho, G. Then y'all better pass over that mo'fuckin' 40 and share the scrilla, before I drop a dime on a sister for drinkin' and drivin.

Oh man, I gotta stop this I need a cup of tea! (Did I successfully English my way out of it? )

Aww In that case, I promise I wont get myself eighty-sixed.

DAY-UMMMMMM Bitch. Shit, I knew you was a buster.
When I come over, you an me gonna roll downtown, flash some cheddar, show those brothers how real players roll. Straight dog, aight? We gon turn it OUT!

How bad is your charming, seeside hood?

You just want to see a polite, well spoke English person get shot by some ballers, don't you?

This would get me killed in DE-troit wouldn't it?

I'm proper hood. Only street brothers get to relate to me that way though.
Cos when you's from the ghetto like us, there be shit in yo life you can't tell no-one about. Y'feel me? Shit be whack, blood. Turn a brother white.