Ethan.

British, ey? Dorset is um east of Exeter?

where do you live then?

Oh yes. I absolutely luuurv Sundays.

I just woke up. I'm thinking of eating breakfast maybe.

No, I don't mind how are we doing today?

It's not a camera, it's my Cydonian Knight.
Hehe yes. you gotta be carefu on the internetl!

And yeah, I've never seen a guy use xxx and all that. Or maybe all the guys I know are all jerks they don't even bother to put that in when texting/IM-ing.

I have a severe fear of spiders. One time not too long ago, I was standing in my kitchen and a spider jumped down the back of my shirt. I started crying because I couldn't get it out. Last week, every night, I dreamed a huge black spider was after me and I woke up screaming. It's severe I tell ya. It's bad because my mom loves spiders and when I kill any of them, she yells at me. Haha!

But that story was funny. The spider had the fly by the arse.

Not to me offensive or anything, but I thought you were a chick

Pretty good. I'm pissed off though because there is a bunch of spiders that live in my house and I think I killed their leader I think a couple of months ago in the shower and now the rest of them are after me. I don't understand how in the hell so many of them have gotten in my house. Yes, I know this is weird. I hate spiders and now they're after me...

How are you today?