Noodles

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Jk, that's amazing

Bad boy. Who did you warn and what for! Well, or you could just go in Banter and say hi?

DEAL! Wait, no!

Ha yeah a little, it had been, well let us just say a while. I dunno, he's gonna be there on Tuesday so we'll see *shrug*.

Poor show!

Tough mod! Pff you're a big boy I'm sure you can figure it out!

I really, really, want to see you punch yourself in the butt. Please do it even if you do get those firsts!

Why not? God do I know! I was probably terrible or sutin. And he's a manwhore . I could, but I won't cause I'm socially awkward and insecure. He started with the cheeky chats last time, he can do it again Plus I send him some text and I won't be that girl begging for it cause he's so great

Prove it

It does! The easy thing to do would be to post more
You're obviously not doing the whole 'low expectations, it can only get better' thing that is usually my strategy If you will not get those firsts I shall be disappointed in you

Well, it was a one off cause so far dude hasn't shown any signs of wanting to repeat said action and there are no other victims on my radar. Although tbh he wasn't on my radar either, but whatever. Oh yeah he was a good kisser, afraid such things aren't conveyable on print, only by actions!

Came from nowhere! You just popped up in my head Whoo congrats! How did it go and when are the results up?
Sex was a one off

Tom where are you. Haven't chatted to you in ages! Busy with Uni?

You actually want me to change it or is this a joke?

Lol waaaaaat

Thank you, my super sexy Noodle!

Yup!