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Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 01:56 PM
put down your favourite muse qoutes,it can be funny or stupid or whatever

Brundlefly
06-03-2004, 02:08 PM
"Now, is it true, because i was told that you said Plug in Baby was about genetically engineering puppies to live forever. did you say that?"

"I say alot of things"

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 02:12 PM
something along the lines of

interviewer:"who do you think is the coolest woman of all time"

matt:"mary,mother of god.........she got pregnant and convinced everyone she was still a virgin

allzpalz
06-03-2004, 02:14 PM
"calm down, son, you'll do yourself an injury"
-Matt checks out his onstage self ;)

Ollie of Symmetry
06-03-2004, 02:18 PM
At the gig i went to 'De Montfort Hall, Leicester, 1.11.01' after avery 2 or 3 songs matt would allways say

'Hello Leicestoooor'

in a really deep crackily voice'

I bet ur all just thinkin 'wats ur point'

but it was kinda funny at the time :p

Black Velvet
06-03-2004, 02:20 PM
At the gig i went to 'De Montfort Hall, Leicester, 1.11.01' after avery 2 or 3 songs matt would allways say

'Hello Leicestoooor'

in a really deep crackily voice'

I bet ur all just thinkin 'wats ur point'

but it was kinda funny at the time :p
At the concert in Brussels 7th Nov 2003, Matt said before he started Endlessly "This is a kind weird song" Maybe not that interesting. But I don't fine Endlessly weird tho

Life must hate me
06-03-2004, 02:24 PM
Theres this random quote generator on www.rocketbabydolls.com

Mort
06-03-2004, 02:53 PM
Interviewer: "How about aking origami frogs?"
Matt: "Ummm no, thats sounds... whats the word?... GAY!"

XcentahwashereX
06-03-2004, 03:01 PM
:d :d :d
Lol!

Potatomon
06-03-2004, 03:35 PM
When refering to the nescafe advert Matt said something like "They took it off and replaced it with some other bloody crappy version". It just made me smile.

Sole Silenzioso
06-03-2004, 03:36 PM
I: "What would you do if you are the only man left on earth after the End of The World?"
Matt: "I'd go looking for a woman...If I wouldn't find any, I think I'll be satisfied with Dominic."

(finally the right translation I hope ;) !)

I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"
Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet, and I will take a machinegun and shoot all the people who piss me off. I'd wreck all the cars, cut all the telephones wires and then I would go on the stage, waiting for the end. But then, I'd hope there will be really this end!"

(sorry, translated from the Italian)

Sid
06-03-2004, 03:40 PM
I: "What would you do if you are the only man left on earth after the End of The World?"
Matt: "I'd go looking for a woman...If I wouldn't find any, I think I'll be satisfied with Dominic."

(finally the right translation I hope ;) !)

I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"
Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet, and I will take a machinegun and shoot all the people who piss me off. I'd wreck all the cars, cut all the telephones wires and then I would go on the stage, waiting for the end. But then, I'd hope there will be really this end!"

(sorry, translated from the Italian)

note to self - avoid matt bellamy if world comes to end

Potatomon
06-03-2004, 03:48 PM
Have you noticed that whenever Matt introduces SS, he always says "Stockholm Syndrooooooooo-mmme".

Nancuk
06-03-2004, 03:48 PM
Matt:

after a party one night I went back to the dressing room and it was all dark. I heard some strange squelching noises in the corner, so I went out and got a video camera with night vision on it. I went back and got the last 10 seconds just as he went...."There are some things in life I never thought I'd see: the fall of the Berlin Wall, a cessation of violence in Northern Ireland or a British Deputy Prime Minister punching a man with a mullet, for instance. And right up there on the sliding scale is the vision of Matt Bellamy enthusiastically miming cumming on a girl's back. "I got the money shot on tape," he spluners.

Blisster
06-03-2004, 03:51 PM
I:I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"
Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet

Hahwwhahah! Lil' Matt! Bet i could knock him out with my pinky :D

Nancuk
06-03-2004, 03:56 PM
two more from matt:

"We went to some temples in Osaka and there were lots of girls and young women with their faces painted white, praying and chanting. It was just about the hottest thing I've ever seen."

"(Madonna) will probably be on her knees giving me a blowjob with three of her mates one day but I'll have to sell ten million records first and have a body like Ricky Martin."

Nancuk
06-03-2004, 04:06 PM
more more more:

Do you have any hopes of breaking America?
Matt: "It'd be nice, yeah. But if you want to break America, you do have to bend over, pull down your pants and let radio stations fuck you up the arse. If there's any way of avoiding that, I'll go for it. But I think we'll go live there for six months and see what happens."

Matt, Why do you always just answer the sex-related threads on the Muse messageboard?
Dom: ''Cause he's a pervert."

This is my favorite plug in baby one:

Hey, Matt, what's your plug in baby?
Matt: "My plug in baby is my own physical body. I'm using it objectively a bit more these days. I'm not in it, I'm sort of using it. I can't explain what I mean. I make it do things now that I used to be worried about. What is it? I don't know. It's like I am my own ventriloquist. Oh, I can't remember. Help me!"
Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."
Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

Potatomon
06-03-2004, 04:09 PM
Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."
Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

Haha. Thats what I sound like most of the time.

Sid
06-03-2004, 04:12 PM
more more more:

Do you have any hopes of breaking America?
Matt: "It'd be nice, yeah. But if you want to break America, you do have to bend over, pull down your pants and let radio stations fuck you up the arse. If there's any way of avoiding that, I'll go for it. But I think we'll go live there for six months and see what happens."

Matt, Why do you always just answer the sex-related threads on the Muse messageboard?
Dom: ''Cause he's a pervert."

This is my favorite plug in baby one:

Hey, Matt, what's your plug in baby?
Matt: "My plug in baby is my own physical body. I'm using it objectively a bit more these days. I'm not in it, I'm sort of using it. I can't explain what I mean. I make it do things now that I used to be worried about. What is it? I don't know. It's like I am my own ventriloquist. Oh, I can't remember. Help me!"
Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."
Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

hahahahaha :D that hilarious

"coz hes a pervert" ha :D

Megalomaniac
06-03-2004, 04:36 PM
Matt: 'I caught a fish, Dom! A pwoper fish!'

Check the Hullabaloo DVD, it's on the bit when they're fishing, oddly enough.

Mr Briggs
06-03-2004, 04:46 PM
What's the worst trouble you've been in?

"I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we'd sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn't give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time."


Who was the first love of your life?

"My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her."

Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How?

"Probably the guy who owned that scrapyard. I'd put him in one of those things that crushes cars!"

Sid
06-03-2004, 05:00 PM
What's the worst trouble you've been in?

"I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we'd sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn't give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time."


Who was the first love of your life?

"My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her."

Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How?

"Probably the guy who owned that scrapyard. I'd put him in one of those things that crushes cars!"


ahh, now i know what that crap maximum muse cd was talking bout when it said matt was involved in petty crime.

Mr Briggs
06-03-2004, 05:17 PM
A selection of stuff from old Melody Makers:

"one time I was supposed to do a festival in Exeter on my own and I couldn't do it, because I had a fear that Dom or Chris would come into the audience and realise that I wasn't very good and not want me in the band anymore!"

(asked about getting into trouble)

"Many time. I've got into a couple of fights this week. I always know i'll lose, but that's what eggs me on for some reason. Once was when someone threw some beer over me at the Elle Style Awards. Another time I went into a pizza place near Leicester Square and it was closing, so the woman gave me some pizza for free, but then the bouncer just grabbed me and threw me down the stairs. I was really fucked off with that beacause it hurt! So I got the whole pizza and threw it into the resteraunt and then ran a mile. I think that's a real blue hair thing - people thinking, 'who the fuck does he think he is?'"

"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good. And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got a real voice. He can sing ."

Mort
06-03-2004, 05:21 PM
Groupie fan guy in crowd wearing and absolution t-shirt: "What does plug in baby mean?"
matt: "Oh shit! Ummm... It means... errr... *to Dom* Help me out. Erm It means... what does it mean? Ummm I can't remember sorry."


Same interview:
A different Groupie fan guy: "Is it true that when you were a kid your mum used to teach you to communicate with the dead?"
Matt: "Oh she was always off her head doing weird shit like that!" *ummm may not be exactly the right wording but it was pretty close to tat.*

firring
06-03-2004, 05:30 PM
From Kerrang!:

I: "What's the biggest misconception people have about Muse?"
Matt: "That we're intelligent."
I: "And you're clearly not?"
Matt: "No. We're not."

Sid
06-03-2004, 05:33 PM
matt-" this women painted a picture of me,she was clearly a psycopath"

Mr Briggs
06-03-2004, 05:34 PM
"I've had some severe incidents of road rage recently. It's always these old guys, 60 or something. I'm sure i've done nothing that wrong. There's one time I parked up on the kerb illegally so I could use a cash machine and this car deliberately rubbed up agaist my car to prove a point. I was like 'FUCK OFF'.
And because he saw me say that, this old guy got out with a crowbar and started cracking the lights. It was my mum's car as well. I just sat in the car laughing because i couldn't belive how tragic it was. I had a video camera with me and I was filming him doing it and he started shaking with embarrasment knowing everyting he'd done had been captured."

Sid
06-03-2004, 05:37 PM
Dom - "i drank i bottle of port once in porto funnily enough, thinking it was regular wine"
Matt - "and...."
Dom - "well i woke up throwing up black sick over my bed, i left it and went back to sleep"

on dom when will you learn :D

Evori
06-03-2004, 05:50 PM
hehehehehe :p

Sid
06-03-2004, 06:02 PM
Chris -"We've done the hard-living rock life before. We'll hardly live like monks"

you can almost imagine them in their little monk robes

...Nicole...
06-03-2004, 06:05 PM
he says something like,

Matt: Hello were muse, (pulls random matt style pose) and were here on mtv2 to choose a song, and why am I pulling this pose?? (turns to dom still doing the pose)

Dom: I dont know, but its a very nice pose.

Mat: (reverses pose backwards and forth looking sinister)

Dom: Giggles
---------------------------------------------------------
Interviewer: somebody suggested that they take you on in an oregami frog making competition, have you ever done much oregami in your past?

Matt: err..not something i'm too familiar with to be honest. that a bit erm...a bit erm..oh whats the word.....gay?

Big blue duck
06-03-2004, 07:00 PM
note to self - avoid matt bellamy if world comes to end
I wouldn't :p :p

Sid
06-03-2004, 07:01 PM
I wouldn't :p :p


i suppose there are worse ways to go :p

Magdalena
06-03-2004, 07:34 PM
more more more:

Do you have any hopes of breaking America?
Matt: "It'd be nice, yeah. But if you want to break America, you do have to bend over, pull down your pants and let radio stations fuck you up the arse. If there's any way of avoiding that, I'll go for it. But I think we'll go live there for six months and see what happens."

Matt, Why do you always just answer the sex-related threads on the Muse messageboard?
Dom: ''Cause he's a pervert."

This is my favorite plug in baby one:

Hey, Matt, what's your plug in baby?
Matt: "My plug in baby is my own physical body. I'm using it objectively a bit more these days. I'm not in it, I'm sort of using it. I can't explain what I mean. I make it do things now that I used to be worried about. What is it? I don't know. It's like I am my own ventriloquist. Oh, I can't remember. Help me!"
Dom: "You've said it before. You've said, 'Blah, blah, blah, and that's my plug in baby'."
Matt: "I've explained what the meaning of it is, but I don't know what it is. It's definitely myself, I think. [to Dom] Do you think we've lost it in the last few weeks? Just fucking blown it?"

Brilliant! :D :D

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 08:57 PM
I:whats your favourite or worse place to play the guitar.
Matt:My worse is around one or two people,i just cant do it
I:will you play me a song
Matt:did you............even listen to what i just said!?

4Q Im Manx
06-03-2004, 09:03 PM
Matt: Yeah I mean, they were funny to begin with but now they've become ...i dunno,pathetically annoying....And really repetitive
Dom:Really?
Matt:Yes...sometimes you think...wind up?
Dom: You dont like the obsessive fans then?
Matt:No I don't.




Even they think you groupies should die in hell!

Nancuk
06-03-2004, 09:05 PM
Matt: Yeah I mean, they were funny to begin with but now they've become ...i dunno,pathetically annoying....And really repetitive
Dom:Really?
Matt:Yes...sometimes you think...wind up?
Dom: You dont like the obsessive fans then?
Matt:No I don't.






aye. couldn't agree more.

where is that interview from?

4Q Im Manx
06-03-2004, 09:10 PM
it was on the XFM radio station...at least i think it was, anyway it was on the radio.

Nancuk
06-03-2004, 09:12 PM
i wish all groupies would read that quote, then some of them might fuck off.

hester
06-03-2004, 09:15 PM
i have no idea who said this.

"we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing, but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper."

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:16 PM
i have no idea who said this.

"we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing, but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper."


i bet it was Dom :D

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:19 PM
i bet it was Dom :D


for the basic reason that i cant imagine Chris saying it

Auntie Helen
06-03-2004, 09:19 PM
i have no idea who said this.

"we were looking for a high percussion sound for the end of the song `Space Dementia` and we tried shakers, salt and pepper things, and even palm rubbing, but we ended up miking up Matt's trouser zipper."That has GOT to win best quote of the thread...

Sole Silenzioso
06-03-2004, 09:20 PM
Even they think you groupies should die in hell!

No problems.
I'm not a groupie :p !

Scratch
06-03-2004, 09:24 PM
i bet it was Dom

I bet he was praying for a chance for that through the whole recording session.
Maybe the whole year
:D :D
Sorry, that was evil.
:p :cool:

Fairy Nuff
06-03-2004, 09:25 PM
Matt: Yeah I mean, they were funny to begin with but now they've become ...i dunno,pathetically annoying....And really repetitive
Dom:Really?
Matt:Yes...sometimes you think...wind up?
Dom: You dont like the obsessive fans then?
Matt:No I don't.




Even they think you groupies should die in hell!

well wudnt u be a bit scared if ppl u didnt no came up to u and said hi....sleep with me....

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:27 PM
well wudnt u be a bit scared if ppl u didnt no came up to u and said hi....sleep with me....

not if you were a 30 yr old wierdo who had never been with anyone in their lives coz everybody hated them, they'd probably jump at the chance :D

but matt isnt sooo............. yeah its probably annoying

hester
06-03-2004, 09:31 PM
That has GOT to win best quote of the thread...

:D:D:D thanks.

mama
06-03-2004, 09:34 PM
i bet it was Dom :D

lol! it's just any excuse for Dom to get his hands on what he wants :D

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:35 PM
lol! it's just any excuse for Dom to get his hands on what he wants :D


you can read dom like a book :D

Scratch
06-03-2004, 09:37 PM
lol! it's just any excuse for Dom to get his hands on what he wants

Eeeeeeeeeeeeexactly.
Maybe thats also why he insisted on sewing up Matts trousers when he ripped them during the Bliss video shoot. :D

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:38 PM
Dom's sooooooooooooo crafty

Fairy Nuff
06-03-2004, 09:42 PM
not if you were a 30 yr old wierdo who had never been with anyone in their lives coz everybody hated them, they'd probably jump at the chance :D

but matt isnt sooo............. yeah its probably annoying
but why wud a 30 yr old wierdo have groupies

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:44 PM
but why wud a 30 yr old wierdo have groupies
god dont u feel sorry for ppl hu have to become prostitutes
ppl like that wud b ur best customers


NO, i was talking about people begging to sleep with people in general - which doesnt really work, but........................ i dunno :rolleyes: im going crazy

Fairy Nuff
06-03-2004, 09:56 PM
ok i get confused easily lol

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:56 PM
ok i get confused easily lol


lol, so do i :D

Hoppipolla
06-03-2004, 09:57 PM
At the muse gig dominic said "Thank You". . . :D

Sid
06-03-2004, 09:59 PM
At the muse gig dominic said "Thank You". . . :D


at the muse gig i went to it was Doms birthday

and matt said " hey its Doms Birthday, hes 26 the dirty ole goat"

Hoppipolla
06-03-2004, 10:01 PM
at the muse gig i went to it was Doms birthday

and matt said " hey its Doms Birthday, hes 26 the dirty ole goat"

Fantabulous for you.

Not so much for me. :(

Here was me thinking i was pretty spectacular because he said thank you and then up comes you with your shocking comments and dirty antics and you ruin my day.

Scratch
06-03-2004, 10:04 PM
At the muse gig dominic said "Thank You".
What a polite lad. :)
They didnt really say anything at wembley last year. Well, matt did, but he said it too fast, in fact the whole place was silent for about 8 seconds, you could practically feel everybody straining to understand his tumbling, supersonic speech, but nobody got it. :D
I think it was something about Showbiz. :cool:

Sid
06-03-2004, 10:05 PM
Fantabulous for you.

Not so much for me. :(

Here was me thinking i was pretty spectacular because he said thank you and then up comes you with your shocking comments and dirty antics and you ruin my day.


oh come on, you've met them for criest sake [i think i remember reading that you ave ne way]

But jus think youll never be in the same room as Dom on his 26th b/day like i was. :D

Hoppipolla
06-03-2004, 10:06 PM
What a polite lad. :)
They didnt really say anything at wembley last year. Well, matt did, but he said it too fast, in fact the whole place was silent for about 8 seconds, you could practically feel everybody straining to understand his tumbling, supersonic speech, but nobody got it. :D
I think it was something about Showbiz. :cool:

It could of been (this is pretty out of the blue, now so don't be surprised) :

Our next song is Showbiz.
or
Our next song is from Showbiz.
or
Our last song was from Showbiz.
or
Our last song was Showbiz.
or
Our last/next song definately isn't Showbiz.

Hoppipolla
06-03-2004, 10:07 PM
oh come on, you've met them for criest sake [i think i remember reading that you ave ne way]

But jus think youll never be in the same room as Dom on his 26th b/day like i was. :D

No, I haven't actually. :mad:

Sid
06-03-2004, 10:09 PM
No, I haven't actually. :mad:

lol. sorry i could of swore i read a post by you in the irish musers thing.

oh well it looks like claire is one up. :D

Hoppipolla
06-03-2004, 10:10 PM
lol. sorry i could of swore i read a post by you in the irish musers thing.

oh well it looks like claire is one up. :D

If i ever see you, I'll hit you :D

debz
06-03-2004, 10:11 PM
What a polite lad. :)
They didnt really say anything at wembley last year. Well, matt did, but he said it too fast, in fact the whole place was silent for about 8 seconds, you could practically feel everybody straining to understand his tumbling, supersonic speech, but nobody got it. :D
I think it was something about Showbiz. :cool:

something along the lines of...
"yeah, cheers, this is showbiz, we haven't played this song in the UK for a couple of years actually" :cool:
lol, i don't talk very slow myself...
..just not that fast, hehe, i could see my mate trying to concentrate on what he was saying...

Hoppipolla
06-03-2004, 10:12 PM
If i ever see you, I'll hit you :D

How lame. tee hee.

Plus i'm too weak, you'd take me. But still, it makes me feel a tiny bit less inferior in museness to you.

Sid
06-03-2004, 10:12 PM
If i ever see you, I'll hit you :D


haha, i move far to fast for you!
you see me one second the next i am gone :D

Scratch
06-03-2004, 10:19 PM
something along the lines of...
"yeah, cheers, this is showbiz, we haven't played this song in the UK for a couple of years actually"

Aaw, cheers mate, that sounds about right. :D
I remember him saying "Thoughts of a dying" and not saying atheist at the end, and I remember he got some lines in Stockholm S mixed up.
Awwwww.
Didja get a balloon? I wanted a black one. :p

Sid
06-03-2004, 10:24 PM
Aaw, cheers mate, that sounds about right. :D
I remember him saying "Thoughts of a dying" and not saying atheist at the end, and I remember he got some lines in Stockholm S mixed up.
Awwwww.
Didja get a balloon? I wanted a black one. :p


i wanted one but couldnt catch one. but!!!!!!! one of the big white ones filled with confetti popped rite over me and i touched it.and the confetti stuff went all over me :D it was great

debz
06-03-2004, 10:27 PM
Aaw, cheers mate, that sounds about right. :D
I remember him saying "Thoughts of a dying" and not saying atheist at the end, and I remember he got some lines in Stockholm S mixed up.
Awwwww.
Didja get a balloon? I wanted a black one. :p

nope :( i wanted a black one too, hehe
the people int he standing bit seemed to be having soo much fun with the baloons, lol, no fair :p
i was pretty close to the stage on the side though, which was kool, as matt kept staring up there too for some reason...

Scratch
06-03-2004, 10:32 PM
I wasnt too far from stage either.
Wow, I would have picked up all the bits of confetti and put them in a bag and treasured them forever, Sid! Good on ya.
I got some fotos tho, which is something I guess.
Thoughts of the day... Muse only played because YOU want them to!
You were in the same room as Muse!
They played just for you!

~X~X~X~Xheheh~X~X~X~X~
:D

Scratch
06-03-2004, 10:35 PM
I remember when the balloons were released, got the biggest cheer of the whole concert
haha
:D

Sid
06-03-2004, 10:43 PM
I wasnt too far from stage either.
Wow, I would have picked up all the bits of confetti and put them in a bag and treasured them forever, Sid! Good on ya.
I got some fotos tho, which is something I guess.
Thoughts of the day... Muse only played because YOU want them to!
You were in the same room as Muse!
They played just for you!

~X~X~X~Xheheh~X~X~X~X~
:D


yeah i should of took some of the bits but i was'nt even thinking, also we were al squished like sardines so it wouldnt of been the most practiacal thing for oneself to do. then loads of people got sprayed with champaigne but i was jus a little bit too far away to get drenched with alcohol. *darn* :D

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 10:46 PM
i got a baloon in the olympia,and a drumstick..................... :p

Sid
06-03-2004, 10:49 PM
i got a baloon in the olympia,and a drumstick..................... :p


i wouldnt mind a drum stick, that would be pretty cool.

it makes me laugh on the hullabaloo docu when them two fans are fightin over doms drumstick.

"its all for a drumstick" cracks me up

do you still have the balloon?

Scratch
06-03-2004, 10:57 PM
[/QUOTE]i got a baloon in the olympia,and a drumstick..................... [QUOTE]
Aaw, magic!! How did you manage the drumstick?!
Coolio.

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 10:57 PM
i wouldnt mind a drum stick, that would be pretty cool.

it makes me laugh on the hullabaloo docu when them two fans are fightin over doms drumstick.

"its all for a drumstick" cracks me up

do you still have the balloon?

yep,it hasnt even deflated a bit

i didnt have to fight with any one for the drumstick,the bouncer just handed one to me and one to my friend,some girl grabbed on and tried to take it but my brother stopped her

the pearl guy
06-03-2004, 10:58 PM
easy tiger...
after the groove at mada vale

Scratch
06-03-2004, 10:59 PM
Aaw, thats pretty cool. Im gonna befriend some bouncers now :)
Maybe I should become a roadie!
Or a security guard at da concerts. But then Id have to deal with mad fans like me...
hmmm....

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:04 PM
i made friends with all the bouncers,trying to get something.
i got future kings of spains setlist off a bouncer and then gave it to slackerbitch off this site and she got it signed

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:05 PM
yep,it hasnt even deflated a bit

i didnt have to fight with any one for the drumstick,the bouncer just handed one to me and one to my friend,some girl grabbed on and tried to take it but my brother stopped her


well good, ahh see brothers do come in handy sometimes - not often, but sometimes

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:05 PM
vote here if you like placebo and think they should play in ireland
http://www.petitiononline.com/p2654p/petition.html

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:06 PM
well good, ahh see brothers do come in handy sometimes - not often, but sometimes

so true.........

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:07 PM
im gonna add you tro my buddy list

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:11 PM
im gonna add you tro my buddy list


who me?
cool :D

Scratch
06-03-2004, 11:12 PM
Well, bye peeps, off now to tempt my big boy friends to promise to do their best to obatin drumsticks for me in the future :D
that was the longest convo ive ever had on this board, coolio.
~*~E~*~

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:14 PM
who me?
cool :D

yep you

damn 10 characters

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:15 PM
Well, bye peeps, off now to tempt my big boy friends to promise to do their best to obatin drumsticks for me in the future :D
that was the longest convo ive ever had on this board, coolio.
~*~E~*~

u also go on my buddy list

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:16 PM
yep you

damn 10 characters


cool, well ill put you on mine then.
your the first as i never really bother with it but ill make the exception :)

Scratch
06-03-2004, 11:19 PM
u also go on my buddy list

Aawww, cool!!!! I feel all fuzzy and warm now. :D :p
Can I put you on mine?
Okay I really am going soon. :D
Need to sleep to get rid of crippling migraine due to hours on messageboard :rolleyes:
~X~X~X*E*~X~X~

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:22 PM
Aawww, cool!!!! I feel all fuzzy and warm now. :D :p
Can I put you on mine?
Okay I really am going soon. :D
Need to sleep to get rid of crippling migraine due to hours on messageboard :rolleyes:
~X~X~X*E*~X~X~

i always say "rite im leaving now" half hour later im still here. :)

scratch i might as well add you to my buddy list too, we can be i trio of buddys :D

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:23 PM
cool, well ill put you on mine then.
your the first as i never really bother with it but ill make the exception :)


yay,i beat you all to it

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:24 PM
yay,i beat you all to it


so in what galexy on earth do you live? :D if you dont mind tellin me that is?

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:25 PM
Aawww, cool!!!! I feel all fuzzy and warm now. :D :p
Can I put you on mine?
Okay I really am going soon. :D
Need to sleep to get rid of crippling migraine due to hours on messageboard :rolleyes:
~X~X~X*E*~X~X~

ofcourse i want to be on your buddy list and we can be the trio as sid said

Scratch
06-03-2004, 11:26 PM
scratch i might as well add you to my buddy list too, we can be i trio of buddys
Aawwwww, fab. :) :p :D :D
Rite then, you are all now "Buddies!"
Fantastic!
Okey dokes, bye bye!!

~*~*E~*~*

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:27 PM
Aawwwww, fab. :) :p :D :D
Rite then, you are all now "Buddies!"
Fantastic!
Okey dokes, bye bye!!

~*~*E~*~*

bye bye :)

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:27 PM
so in what galexy on earth do you live? :D if you mind tellin me that is?

me lives in ireland................i mean on................*thinks of starwars*.......naboo

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:28 PM
bye bye..........

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:30 PM
yay more viva la bam

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:31 PM
me lives in ireland................i mean on................*thinks of starwars*.......naboo


lol, cool. ive been to ireland on holiday. we had a little crise boat thing and we spent one week going up and down the river shannon [dunno if i spelt that rite]
and the next week in a place called Dingle.

my dad has some family out there that hes always going on at me about meeting- but i never have. :rolleyes: :) :D

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:40 PM
i live in dublin

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:42 PM
i live in dublin


lol, ive never been there :D

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:42 PM
i live in tallght and thats the biggest scumbag lace in the world,its not the perfect place to live when you like rock music,play guitar and like to skate,in an average week some scumbags hit or slag me for skating near them

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:43 PM
i live in tallght and thats the biggest scumbag lace in the world,its not the perfect place to live when you like rock music,play guitar and like to skate,in an average week some scumbags hit or slag me for skating near them


hooray a fellow skater, i thought they were non existant on this board. :D

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:46 PM
hooray a fellow skater, i thought they were non existant on this board. :D

me too but im crap all i can do is ollie and i fall most of the time when i do moving ollies

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:49 PM
me too but im crap all i can do is ollie and i fall most of the time when i do moving ollies


im no way great, i can ollie but thats it. im too scared to try anything eles in case i break either my deck or my bones :D

i get shit coz im a girl who skates who IS'NT a butch bloke looking lesbien. :rolleyes:

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:50 PM
i try and do tricks................i fail

Sid
06-03-2004, 11:52 PM
i try and do tricks................i fail


Well at least you try

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:53 PM
theres nowhere in tallaght thats good to skate

spiteface
06-03-2004, 11:54 PM
i live in tallght and thats the biggest scumbag lace in the world,its not the perfect place to live when you like rock music,play guitar and like to skate,in an average week some scumbags hit or slag me for skating near them
mmm i live in blanchartstown, believe me its not much better the people are assholes , i got attacked last week walking into my local petrol station...mmmm its not looked on to good to like rock music here either...im hearing you...its so hard to find another muse fan around these parts too...although i am in the process of getting a band together who will play some muse covers,some smashing pumpkins maybe ye know the other guys live in dun laoighre though, so its hard,anyway... keep an eye out around, the hub etc...do you go to many gigs in town? ....bloody hell, im in dire need of an intelligent conversation...is anyone into sound engineering here?

Appelstroop
06-03-2004, 11:58 PM
im to young to go to town to listen to gigs(unsigned bands i mean)
ive saw to bands play at my school they wer called "clean fuse" and "aloyd"

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:01 AM
theres nowhere in tallaght thats good to skate

i live rite on the coast, we have loads of arcades so its a breeding ground for yobs, thugs and townies.

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:01 AM
im to young to go to town to listen to gigs(unsigned bands i mean)
ive saw to bands play at my school they wer called "clean fuse" and "aloyd"


how old are you?

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:02 AM
a bridge was being put over a river in my estate and they just lfet it ther upside down and its reel smooth and shaped like a halfpipe

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:03 AM
a bridge was being put over a river in my estate and they just lfet it ther upside down and its reel smooth and shaped like a halfpipe


well good, oh i can do ramps too - summin i can do quite well :D

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:04 AM
how old are you?


ashamed to say im 13.....................it was hard to get that out,people always call me a groupie because of my age

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:06 AM
i have to gofor around 30 minutes

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:07 AM
ashamed to say im 13.....................it was hard to get that out,people always call me a groupie because of my age


thats crap! them people are lame asses, i'd like to see how they wouuld describe you as a groupie jus coz ov your age.ignoir them, bunch of twats probably

i thought you were older, dunno why :p

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:34 AM
evevyone thinks im older

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:35 AM
evevyone thinks im older


yeah, i did

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:39 AM
yeah, i did

i dont know why

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:39 AM
its strange

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:41 AM
its strange

when are you 14?

sorry im the nosiest person in the world :)

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:49 AM
when are you 14?

sorry im the nosiest person in the world :)

next year feb

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 12:50 AM
next year feb

Oh cool. Fellow Young member.

Sid
07-03-2004, 12:50 AM
next year feb

cool , im an adult this year which is a scary thought. the big 18

gemjam
07-03-2004, 01:03 AM
god 18 is just the best age ur still young and can do pretty much anything bloody enjoy and get wrecked ;)

Sid
07-03-2004, 01:04 AM
god 18 is just the best age ur still young and can do pretty much anything bloody enjoy and get wrecked ;)


i know, i like being 17 tho as well. i dont want to get any older then 18 tho :p whcih is gonna be a problem coz i gotta grow older

gemjam
07-03-2004, 01:40 AM
i wanted to stay 18 4eva, im 21 now and it is just downhill from here i guess :( :( :(

Sid
07-03-2004, 01:41 AM
i wanted to stay 18 4eva, im 21 now and it is just downhill from here i guess :( :( :(


lol, thats it, fill me with hope :D lol

i cant wait to go to uni,that the main thing im looking forward to at the mo- getting out of bloody devon

gemjam
07-03-2004, 01:48 AM
lol, thats it, fill me with hope :D lol

i cant wait to go to uni,that the main thing im looking forward to at the mo- getting out of bloody devon

im sure u will stay 18 forever, just lie, i do he he, what r u gonna do at uni

Sid
07-03-2004, 01:52 AM
im sure u will stay 18 forever, just lie, i do he he, what r u gonna do at uni


media and journalism - thats what i really really wanna do

or...... maybe english [depending on my a-level results]

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:04 AM
media and journalism - thats what i really really wanna do

or...... maybe english [depending on my a-level results]
nice one, i have decided after qualifying in loads of shit i want to change and do media and journalism but the recording studio are hassling me to do a music degree poo

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:08 AM
nice one, i have decided after qualifying in loads of shit i want to change and do media and journalism but the recording studio are hassling me to do a music degree poo


cool, did i read a few posts back that you are un a band?

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:13 AM
yeah its great i love it but things are happening now and i is scared

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:14 AM
yeah its great i love it but things are happening now and i is scared


cool, good for you and good luck.

wahts happening?
what are you called?

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:17 AM
ill bloody need it............lol...........cheers

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:18 AM
ill bloody need it............lol...........cheers


lol, so what you called?

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:19 AM
well our name has changed cos apparently it wasnt fitting so we are in borin talks now about what we r gonna be called, we are beggining to record stuff now and doing small gigs at local venues

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:22 AM
well our name has changed cos apparently it wasnt fitting so we are in borin talks now about what we r gonna be called, we are beggining to record stuff now and doing small gigs at local venues

i bet its really exciting tho. what style of music are you?

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:26 AM
yeah it is, just dont want to be changed too much, into allsorts muse def an influence though, but could never ever ever be anywhere near as good

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:28 AM
yeah it is, just dont want to be changed too much, into allsorts muse def an influence though, but could never ever ever be anywhere near as good


when you get a name you'll have to tel me and then when im a great journalist ill come and interview you. :)

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:30 AM
yeah you can get the exclusive about how matt proposed to me lol

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:33 AM
yeah you can get the exclusive about how matt proposed to me lol


lol, we'll be at each others weddings coz i predict Dom will fall head over heels in love and propose within the month and you and matt will be off down the aisle. itll be perfect

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:37 AM
god yeah, he he btw i have just added u to my msn is that ok?

Sid
07-03-2004, 02:39 AM
god yeah, he he btw i have just added u to my msn is that ok?


yeah cool.

gemjam
07-03-2004, 02:46 AM
groovy :) :) :)

Auntie Helen
07-03-2004, 08:33 AM
i wanted to stay 18 4eva, im 21 now and it is just downhill from here i guess :( :( :(Not true. I think it was great being 27 - one of the best years, in fact. Not young and ignorant, not old and crusty...

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 10:28 AM
Not true. I think it was great being 27 - one of the best years, in fact. Not young and ignorant, not old and crusty...

27 does sound like fun :D

Auntie Helen
07-03-2004, 11:11 AM
27 does sound like fun :DAnd my parents say their fifties have been the best years so far (retired, lots of spare dosh, house to themselves...)

Not sure I quite go with that though.

Fairy Nuff
07-03-2004, 11:14 AM
hmmmmm im bored of being 14 ah well only a week to go!! Yay!

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 11:33 AM
5 more years and im 18

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 11:35 AM
5 more years and im 18

Um... are you sure about that?

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 11:43 AM
Um... are you sure about that?


yeah..........i know

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 11:44 AM
yeah..........i know


Ok. Well your probile says you are 16. ;)

It clearly states that you should not lie about your age, although i did for a while but at least i changed it. :o

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 11:46 AM
Ok. Well your probile says you are 16. ;)

It clearly states that you should not lie about your age, although i did for a while but at least i changed it. :o


yeah......i know.........my profile screwed up

gemjam
07-03-2004, 11:46 AM
oh well maybe things can get better but i just finished a 5 year realtionship so things look pretty crap at the mo :(

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 11:47 AM
yeah......i know.........my profile screwed up

Then just change it. It's pretty easy. :D

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 11:48 AM
Then just change it. It's pretty easy. :D


yeah............i know............i changed it

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 11:50 AM
yeah............i know............i changed it

You are rather young, alright. Just turned 13 - you must be the youngest member on the board :eek:

gemjam
07-03-2004, 11:51 AM
yeah............i know............i changed it
just go to quick links, but i want to change my name and it isnt working i want to change from gemjam

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 11:54 AM
just go to quick links, but i want to change my name and it isnt working i want to change from gemjam

That isn't allowed as far as i know ;)

gemjam
07-03-2004, 11:58 AM
That isn't allowed as far as i know ;)

that will be why then

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 11:58 AM
that will be why then

T'would be, yeah.

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 12:26 PM
ask deadstar to change it for you

gemjam
07-03-2004, 12:53 PM
how do i ask deadstar just email ? duh i know :rolleyes:

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 12:57 PM
how do i ask deadstar just email ? duh i know :rolleyes:

What the hell does that mean?! Speak sense!

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 01:17 PM
how do i ask deadstar just email ? duh i know :rolleyes:


pm him . . . . . . . .

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 01:19 PM
pm him . . . . . . . .

Think your clever now dont you?!

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 01:21 PM
Think your clever now dont you?!


yeah i do but im not

Scratch
07-03-2004, 01:35 PM
Hey hyper!
Im back :D
Hows things?
Since your all talking bout age, thought id say im sweet 16 :)

Hoppipolla
07-03-2004, 01:37 PM
Hey hyper!
Im back :D
Hows things?
Since your all talking bout age, thought id say im sweet 16 :)

We were talking about age?! :eek:

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 01:37 PM
Hey hyper!
Im back :D
Hows things?
Since your all talking bout age, thought id say im sweet 16 :)

hey scratch
everythings cool
16,i have to wait 3 more years till im 16

Scratch
07-03-2004, 01:40 PM
16,i have to wait 3 more years till im 16
Thats cool, yknow. 16s not that great.
GCSE's, *groan*
But I did okay..so...
You were talking about what ur doing in college a while ago, i think...
Im gonna be a genetic engineer!
*cackle*
Im gonna clone muse and there'll be pocket sized matts for everyone. :D

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 01:42 PM
16,i have to wait 3 more years till im 16
Thats cool, yknow. 16s not that great.
GCSE's, *groan*
But I did okay..so...
You were talking about what ur doing in college a while ago, i think...
Im gonna be a genetic engineer!
*cackle*
Im gonna clone muse and there'll be pocket sized matts for everyone. :D

sid was talking about what she was doin in college

Scratch
07-03-2004, 01:42 PM
Whoops, did image tags, not quotes. Ah well.
Hello comingtoosoon! Nice to meet you. :)

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 01:45 PM
ther goes spidermans legs

Matt-O-caster
07-03-2004, 02:01 PM
matt= "um yea errr it was like it um well yea it was like that realy" hehe matt drunk

Scratch
07-03-2004, 02:02 PM
Spiderman?
La la la...
Wow, im so tired...and I have sooooo much homework to so...
so im procrastinating, finding lookalike pictures of matts' jewellery
:D

Appelstroop
07-03-2004, 02:16 PM
Spiderman?
La la la...
Wow, im so tired...and I have sooooo much homework to so...
so im procrastinating, finding lookalike pictures of matts' jewellery
:D

spiderman is the thing i made outof blue tac
he has to die now coz im putting my muse photos on the wall

Scratch
07-03-2004, 02:19 PM
Oh, poor spiderman!
But he has to die, it is a worthy and noble sacrifice considering muse pix have to go on the wall.
I hate when theres a really goos picture of matt spread over 2 pages, its a right bugger to cut it out and get the two sides on the wall. :rolleyes:
:)

gemjam
07-03-2004, 10:37 PM
i know its crap why do mags do that, what is the point i ask of u :confused:

Sole Silenzioso
08-03-2004, 12:10 AM
Matt Bellamy: "English critics love to repeat there are at least ten underground bands that actually sounds better than you.
Maybe it's true, but who gives a fuck about it?"

(Always taken from the Psycho! interview in Italian, so I hope the translation make sense)

idealist
08-03-2004, 04:22 AM
both of these are from kerrang march 2001

sorry to burst the groupie bubble but...
matt: "you get that sort of stuff [sex etc.] going on the road, but you've got to be careful. if i do do something like that, i prefer to spend my time with people who aren't necessarily fans of the band. i think it's a dangerous thing to do with people who are fanatical about the band, about any band. there's a couple of experiences that dom has had where people have ended up following him around, going to every single gig. it's something i'm a bit wary of, because i don't want to give out the wrong impression."

matt:
"the thing that topped it off was that we woke up one morning, and the field next to the studio was covered in magic mushrooms. so we picked them all and spent the next four days naked in a jacuzzi"
hahahaha

calintz
08-03-2004, 07:24 AM
Spiderman?
La la la...
Wow, im so tired...and I have sooooo much homework to so...
so im procrastinating, finding lookalike pictures of matts' jewellery
:D


ooooo dont you just love his fancy jewelery i intend to cosplay his jewerelry somtimes lol spesh the braclets and all soo purdddyyyy :p
anyone know what his necklace is called i can neva find it int he shops :( i think....i dunno meh... :rolleyes:

gemjam
08-03-2004, 11:12 PM
both of these are from kerrang march 2001

sorry to burst the groupie bubble but...
matt: "you get that sort of stuff [sex etc.] going on the road, but you've got to be careful. if i do do something like that, i prefer to spend my time with people who aren't necessarily fans of the band. i think it's a dangerous thing to do with people who are fanatical about the band, about any band. there's a couple of experiences that dom has had where people have ended up following him around, going to every single gig. it's something i'm a bit wary of, because i don't want to give out the wrong impression."

matt:
"the thing that topped it off was that we woke up one morning, and the field next to the studio was covered in magic mushrooms. so we picked them all and spent the next four days naked in a jacuzzi"
hahahaha

very sensible matthew, well at least he admits it, cant blame him at least he's havin a laugh

SpecialK
08-03-2004, 11:16 PM
Spiderman?
La la la...
Wow, im so tired...and I have sooooo much homework to so...
so im procrastinating, finding lookalike pictures of matts' jewellery
:D

go to argos :D

El Zilcho
08-03-2004, 11:27 PM
matt:
"the thing that topped it off was that we woke up one morning, and the field next to the studio was covered in magic mushrooms. so we picked them all and spent the next four days naked in a jacuzzi"
hahahaha

Bloody brilliant! :D

Wanderer
09-03-2004, 02:41 AM
"I think i'm crap. I'm a crap guitar player. I'm really not very good. And i thought I was a good singer until I met Coldplay. That guy's got a real voice. He can sing ."

I've heard this before..... but still I don't understand how he can say that? I wonder if he actually means that? Matt has to have one of the most unique voices I have EVER heard, and his range is incredible, and hes a very good guitarist in my opinion (sure there are better guitarists, but crap? Not even close).

theimpressiveclergyman
11-04-2004, 01:15 PM
You monsters, how could you let this QUALITY thread die? *warms up defibrillator* To keep things going:
I: How do the constant comparisons to Radiohead make you feel?
Dom: I just want to lay 'em out. Bang. Like that.

Now THERE'S a Celebrity Deathmatch I'd like to see..

Matt Bellamy
11-04-2004, 03:24 PM
hes a very good guitarist in my opinion (sure there are better guitarists, but crap? Not even close).

I read in a guitar mag ages ago (probable or year or two) that Matt was voted 26th best guitarist ever. I dont know who done the voting (readers of the mag probably) but 26th is quite high. That was about a year ago so he may have been voted higher now.

theimpressiveclergyman
16-04-2004, 10:26 PM
Matt: "Spiders rule the universe."

Riiight..

The Colonel
17-04-2004, 02:27 PM
something like:

Matt: It's hot in here

Dom: We'll soon start getting bothered


not exact, but my memory's rubbish so that's as close as it gets!

theimpressiveclergyman
17-04-2004, 02:50 PM
Hello, Scottish person! Ahem.

"Bye God!" Matt, waving cheerfully as he leaves a Japanese shrine... :LOL:

The Colonel
17-04-2004, 02:53 PM
Hello, Scottish person! Ahem.

"Bye God!" Matt, waving cheerfully as he leaves a Japanese shrine... :LOL:


Hello Irish person! ( :confused: )!

theimpressiveclergyman
17-04-2004, 02:54 PM
*grins*
Don't worry, I'm reasonably harmless. :D

The Colonel
17-04-2004, 02:56 PM
just as well, or i would have had to employ my extensive black belt karate skills. ahem.

theimpressiveclergyman
17-04-2004, 03:00 PM
You could probably take me. I have the hand-eye coordination and fearsome nature of a week-old kitten. :LOL:
It makes P.E. such fun..

The Colonel
17-04-2004, 03:03 PM
well, at least that's one person i could take - i got beaten up by my 11 yr old sister last week, the shame :o . although she's a biter, so it really wasn't fair

theimpressiveclergyman
17-04-2004, 03:06 PM
Aw. My friend bites me for no reason- she'll start staring at my hand, and suddenly grab it and bite it without warning... At least she's improving my reflexes. :LOL:

The Colonel
17-04-2004, 03:08 PM
and you're still friends :eek: ??! that's just a little bit scary! next time you see your friend, i'd run in the opposite direction if i were you!

theimpressiveclergyman
17-04-2004, 03:11 PM
She's normal(ish) most of the time... She just has these mad fits from time to time. She gets this strange gleam in her eye.. *quakes fearfully*

theimpressiveclergyman
17-04-2004, 03:32 PM
Oh yeah, quotes-
Dom: "..You're fucking cool."
Several hundred rowdy Dubliners:"WWEEYY!!

sporadic
17-04-2004, 11:42 PM
Matt: "This is the only language I'm fluent in"
Dom: "I don't ever want to stop"
Chris: "I nearly choked to death on a smarties cap"

and there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Muse.

Also - at Exeter gig

Matt: "It's Dom's birthday today - he's 26 the ole bastard"
Exeter: *cheer insanely*

Zane
18-04-2004, 10:29 AM
:D :D :D
On Gonzo....
Zane Lowe "So, Matt have you ever stolen anything..."
Matt "Erm... yer i think so... erm, oh yer i stole a double bass once"

not exactly a hide under you jacket and walk off thing is it? :LOL:

figa
18-04-2004, 11:21 AM
Aaw, cheers mate, that sounds about right. :D
I remember him saying "Thoughts of a dying" and not saying atheist at the end, and I remember he got some lines in Stockholm S mixed up.
Awwwww.
Didja get a balloon? I wanted a black one. :p

I got one of the black balloons and brought it home all in one piece - 2 days later my dog bit into it and burst it. I wanted to cry....still, it was funny to see the dog's reaction! :D

Seeker
18-04-2004, 05:26 PM
Because TIC wanted me to post...

"What do you mean, do I watch these documentaries alone? Never. Definitely not. They're tortoises."

"We stay long enough to look like we aren't actually running away, then we leave. We end up in a strip club. It seems to be the only place open in St Petersburg on a Wednesday night."

"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me - should she go and get it? I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes back with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers." - Nice one Dom :D

"Yeah, I've got to get laid more. I wish I could get laid as much as Kelly Jones. He's so cool."

"They're good guys, we get on with them really well. Ermm... we shouldn't go there. Should we go there? No, we definitely shouldn't go there."

theimpressiveclergyman
23-04-2004, 09:33 PM
Ah, they're all classics. Hadn't heard the tortoise one before though... It's going on the list. :LOL: Where'd you find it?

Seeker
23-04-2004, 09:37 PM
Some article I read once and vaguely remembered. I forget which. It's on Rocket Baby Dolls. It's where I copied them all from, shamelessly :D Sure, I can remember them, just not word for word!

Matt's talking about his flatmates and what they do - watch David Attenborough documentaries and point and laugh at animal sex :LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
23-04-2004, 10:14 PM
What larks. I do hope my future roommates will be as refined and mature. :LOL: :LOL:
Actually, my friends (the Anistacia fan and psycho Rasmus groupie) have planned out that they're going to share a flat when they go to the college. I might be lassoed in on the deal. I believe someone else perfectly expressed my reaction to this idea:http://thm-br1r2.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/15997249

theimpressiveclergyman
23-04-2004, 10:19 PM
What larks. I do hope my future roommates will be as refined and mature. :LOL: :LOL:
Actually, my friends (the Anistacia fan and psycho Rasmus groupie) have planned out that they're going to share a flat when they go to the college. I might be lassoed in on the deal. I believe someone else perfectly expressed my reaction to this idea:http://thm-br1r2.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/15997249

Seeker
23-04-2004, 11:32 PM
(the Anistacia fan and psycho Rasmus groupie)

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

The Scream eh? Nice one, have fun with those two :D

theimpressiveclergyman
23-04-2004, 11:42 PM
Oh, I will. We'll all be found weeks later in small pieces, having carried out an elaborate group homicide involving several kitchen utensils and a large blender.
Or something.
Did I tell you about the psycho one? She's HEAVILY into Orlando Bloom (she makes me look well-balanced) and likes shineyly-produced, radio-friendly faux-goth poprock like Evanescence and the Rasmus.
Apologies if anyone likes these bands- I've had it up to here with them.

Seeker
23-04-2004, 11:56 PM
We'll all be found weeks later in small pieces, having carried out an elaborate group homicide involving several kitchen utensils and a large blender.


Sounds fun! :D

Remind me never to share a room with you.

You didn't tell me about the psycho, but if she likes the Rasmus... That stupid Rasmus song gets stuck in my head. I had to download it just to make it go away.

(she makes me look well-balanced)

:eek:

Anyway. Um, quotes.

RE: Matt's flat in a porn shop:

"It was like a scene from Trainspotting - white powders, mirrors, tin foil and needles everywhere."

RE: Matt's teenage girlfriend:

"And when we split up, just after we finished the second album, that whole period was quite, erm, experimental."

"Do you have an address where people can write to you?"
Matt: "I think so, ask tom" :D

"Do you get headaches from all that head bobbing?"
Chris: "I get frequent neck spasms but nothing to worry about." :LOL:

Princess of Everything
24-04-2004, 01:05 AM
"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me - should she go and get it? I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes back with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers." - Nice one Dom :D

I read this quote the first time a while ago and it still makes me laugh everytime I read it. The thing that's funny is, I don't think Matt ever realised how skinny he really is/was. Hence the whole looking emaciated thing! Picture sounds like something out of Mary Poppins....or a holy picture, only...with an egde!

RingMyBellamy!!
24-04-2004, 05:44 AM
Because TIC wanted me to post...

"What do you mean, do I watch these documentaries alone? Never. Definitely not. They're tortoises."

"We stay long enough to look like we aren't actually running away, then we leave. We end up in a strip club. It seems to be the only place open in St Petersburg on a Wednesday night."

"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me - should she go and get it? I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes back with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers." - Nice one Dom :D

"Yeah, I've got to get laid more. I wish I could get laid as much as Kelly Jones. He's so cool."

"They're good guys, we get on with them really well. Ermm... we shouldn't go there. Should we go there? No, we definitely shouldn't go there."

oh god i remember that article matt had written.. do you by any chance know where i can find the whole thing?

ok edit! i found the site so for future reference... http://shopping.guardian.co.uk/music/story/0,1587,736665,00.html that's the site.

RingMyBellamy!!
24-04-2004, 05:47 AM
this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..


matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

Princess of Everything
24-04-2004, 05:58 AM
this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..


matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

hahahaha! I remember that! it was so funny! its even funnier now!!

Lady Soss
24-04-2004, 07:17 AM
mmm i live in blanchartstown, believe me its not much better the people are assholes , i got attacked last week walking into my local petrol station...mmmm its not looked on to good to like rock music here either...im hearing you...its so hard to find another muse fan around these parts too...although i am in the process of getting a band together who will play some muse covers,some smashing pumpkins maybe ye know the other guys live in dun laoighre though, so its hard,anyway... keep an eye out around, the hub etc...do you go to many gigs in town? ....bloody hell, im in dire need of an intelligent conversation...is anyone into sound engineering here?

Aww*hugz*I'm from Liverpool and if any1 here has ever been(if you have any sense you won't bother coming here)it's full of Lacoste wearing orange scallies who need a good kick up the arse!A few days ago,me and my mate were at the top of my skool path(just by the gates)having a smoke cuz U can't smoke in skool but we can outside.Anyway,a group of about 8 scallies just walked into our skool(my skool is shite and has no decent security)my mate was standing infront of this gate which is part of the wall.One of the scalls walked round the back of it and then walked back.My mate had her hair down and it was blowing thru the gate so the cheeky twat(pardon for the language)of a scall pulled my mates head back by her hair and she twatted her head on the gate.I was fucking fuming but we didn't do anything cuz there was so many of them.They wouldn't have given it a second thought to hit a girl ya know?BURN IN HELL U BASTARDS! :mad:

Lady Soss
24-04-2004, 07:19 AM
this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..


matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

lol.Thats fucking class! :)

axxe chikka
24-04-2004, 08:17 AM
I love that quote. Dildos! :eek:

theimpressiveclergyman
24-04-2004, 05:33 PM
this is from the old old red site...back when they had a diary type journal thing..


matt:"i am confused...i was wondering,what are the autographs for?i mean,i have no problem with it at all,its funny-,its just,im not sure what you`d do with it,i feel embarresed to squiggle my name on a random piece of...let me see tickets, shoes,toilet roll,breasts,knickers,albums,singles,private collection books,foreheads!,backstage passes,100 dollar bill,various currency,love letters,guitars,drum skins,drum sticks,filofax,beer mats,towels,vodka bottles,walls,sancerre 1996,your sisters barbie doll with evil eyes,a love handle,socks,dildo,heart,religious books,plectrums,magazines,deus cd inlay,posters,t-shirts,and a fucking-obsene life-eating soul-destroying dirty-nasty death-death-death who-have-i-become-binding-stuck evil-evil record contract!hehehehehe not really,just kidding just kidding just joking it wasnt me,you see?hmmmm"

Matt, as lucid as ever. :LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
24-04-2004, 05:44 PM
Muse reviewing a single:

D:That's absolutely brilliant. That's single of the week! You can tell just by looking at the cover.
M: What?! You're into that? You poof!
D:They'll do well! They've got good voices, it's pop. They're not a patch on Destiny's Child though.
M: It's difficult, because you're dealing with people's souls here, and we don't want to insult them.
D: It's pretty sad, really.
M: A minute ago you said it was brilliant!
D: I've changed my mind.

:LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
27-04-2004, 11:29 PM
Matt:"I did have a bit of a tantrum in my hotel bathroom last night- But I managed to repair the toilet, so that's OK."
:LOL:

Seeker
27-04-2004, 11:35 PM
*dons a Mr Burns accent*

Excellent.

I love the way he makes it sound normal afterwards too...

Interviewer: You trashed a hotel toilet?
Matt: Um... sort of. Everyone does that, don't they?

:D

theimpressiveclergyman
27-04-2004, 11:37 PM
Bless him and his crazy hotel-room trashing ways. It's like The Who all over again, only in a much smaller package. :LOL:

BeautifulOtherness
27-04-2004, 11:55 PM
im no way great, i can ollie but thats it. im too scared to try anything eles in case i break either my deck or my bones :D

i get shit coz im a girl who skates who IS'NT a butch bloke looking lesbien. :rolleyes:

hehe I can only tic-tac and nearly shuvit, I bail real bad when I even try and do an ollie..
but I kind of don't really skate, cos I look silly skating..I'm too old and not skatery-dressed enough to look credible :(

Mr Briggs
03-05-2004, 11:25 PM
Matt's hates:

Spiders
"To the point of phobia. They just seem to roam round in houses, getting on my nerves and invading my space. I get someone else to deal with them. I can’t."

Matt's loves:
Fish
"I’m looking at my tropical fish tank right now. There’s angel fish, little neons. I’m really good at looking after them, but they keep mating and having thousands of babies. So I bought these redtail sharks to eat them all "

Dark0rator
04-05-2004, 09:32 AM
Matt's hates:

Spiders
"To the point of phobia. They just seem to roam round in houses, getting on my nerves and invading my space. I get someone else to deal with them. I can’t."

Matt's loves:
Fish
"I’m looking at my tropical fish tank right now. There’s angel fish, little neons. I’m really good at looking after them, but they keep mating and having thousands of babies. So I bought these redtail sharks to eat them all "

class, the redtail shark part made me laugh ^_^ thanks for that ^_^ cheered my up first thing on a school morning lol....yes....im stuck in the library aain awaiting art and music ^_^...bliss

the italian mafia
04-05-2004, 01:32 PM
Interviewer : "So, whats the biggest thing you've ever stolen?"
Matt : "err... I stole a double bass from school"

Pictures of you WILLY
05-05-2004, 02:04 AM
I: "What would you do if you are the only man left on earth after the End of The World?"
Matt: "I'd go looking for a woman...If I wouldn't find any, I think I'll be satisfied with Dominic."

(finally the right translation I hope ;) !)

I: "And if you know the world is going to end seven days before it happens?"
Matt: "I think I'd go mad and start to do the most strange things. I'd rape all the women I'll meet, and I will take a machinegun and shoot all the people who piss me off. I'd wreck all the cars, cut all the telephones wires and then I would go on the stage, waiting for the end. But then, I'd hope there will be really this end!"

(sorry, translated from the Italian)

you can spot him in the vid for chocolate by snow patrol you know

GENUINE QUOTE: GENUINE: GENUINE:

my quote "I fucking hate the human species, but i love nestle kinda bueno!"

Dark0rator
05-05-2004, 08:58 AM
you can spot him in the vid for chocolate by snow patrol you know

GENUINE QUOTE: GENUINE: GENUINE:

my quote "I fucking hate the human species, but i love nestle kinda bueno!"

...lol, are you feeling ok?.. but good quote ^_^

theimpressiveclergyman
01-07-2004, 07:52 PM
Matt: "Good to be home."
Altogether now, aaawww...

Dan212b
01-07-2004, 09:37 PM
What a polite lad. :)
They didnt really say anything at wembley last year. Well, matt did, but he said it too fast, in fact the whole place was silent for about 8 seconds, you could practically feel everybody straining to understand his tumbling, supersonic speech, but nobody got it. :D
I think it was something about Showbiz. :cool:

to be fair it was fast but i did understand what he sed but i cant remember what it was sumink like we aint played this song for fuckin ages or sumink like that similar to wat was sed bout unintended on the hullabaloo dvd...........

dunno why i jus bothere dtypin that cos it sounds very sad and stupid......ill shut-up now :(

Chocolate Muse
01-07-2004, 09:44 PM
Matt's hates:

Spiders
"To the point of phobia. They just seem to roam round in houses, getting on my nerves and invading my space. I get someone else to deal with them. I can’t."



I feel him there. And the worse part, spiders always go after people who don't like them... and I'm not being paranoid...

The Colonel
01-07-2004, 11:02 PM
see, i don't really get that, cause fair enough spiders aren't the prettiest of creatures, but at least they eat flies. and i say the less flies the better.

SpecialK
01-07-2004, 11:41 PM
I feel him there. And the worse part, spiders always go after people who don't like them... and I'm not being paranoid...


I know what you meen, i was camping and a huge spider (i meen huge, like a house spider) crawled in the tent, so i woke b/f up to get rid of it, pointed were it was and the spider jumped at me and landed on my finger........i exited quickly :'(

theimpressiveclergyman
01-07-2004, 11:42 PM
A spider bit me once...

SpecialK
01-07-2004, 11:47 PM
A spider bit me once...

was it a normal spider or a biting spider...because if normal spiders can bite i sware i am not mving off this chair till the house has been de-spiderised :'(

gordon
02-07-2004, 12:07 AM
Matt: "Good to be home."
Altogether now, aaawww...

Yeah, I noticed that too.
"Hi Glastonbury! Its good to be here, good to be here. Good to be home..."

Cutipi908
02-07-2004, 06:40 AM
I love this thread!!! hehehe, so many funny quotes.

This is my favorite quote from an online chat transcript, omg it is just hilarious. When I first read it, I almost died from laughter.I showed my friend who is not a Muse fan & she couldn't stop laughing....
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Q: What do you wish for your new album, do you think that it gone be a big hit? What do you guy's do one your free-time? Do you new some great singers like Robbie Williams Backstreet boys Westlife??? From a guy who think you guy's suger dere er ræva homser er dere sikkert også javela idioter:)That was just a compliment you guy's .......... [from a guy who thinks you guy's you suck and your all proberly gay's and idiots:)]

MUSE - you puff

MUSE - oh you are very funny, i almost laughed

MUSE - we just love backstreet boy and westlife, we all great mates. we all go drinking together, normally meet up with britney and have a big chat about how famous we are and are going to be and how much money we´ve got. then we gang bang the spears.
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Bang the spears! :LOL:

& then these ones always give me a good laugh

Dom: "I'd like to be Zeus and have all nine muses hanging around everday. They were foxy, those muses." :rolleyes: :LOL:

Matt on his bigsest fear: "Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give birth to a freak so you'd have to hide it away from everyone but still bring it up as your own."

blank
02-07-2004, 03:17 PM
mine have all probably been said but here goes:

Matt: what? a wiff? (attempt to say riff)

Dom: it's a quality french cheese

Dom also: i think that'd be...*major sarcasm*...real funny

Matt: rose petals! blood! guts! death...

Chris: props

there probably are many more

theimpressiveclergyman
02-07-2004, 03:26 PM
was it a normal spider or a biting spider...because if normal spiders can bite i sware i am not mving off this chair till the house has been de-spiderised :'(

Um, a normal garden spider... But in fairness, they'd only bite you under extenuating circumstances. Nasty little fangs, too... :(

The Colonel
02-07-2004, 05:18 PM
it goes something like:

interviewer - are you a glastonbury virgin or veteran?

matt - i feel like a virgin, but i have a feeling i'm a veteran. it's like madonna - like a virgin (cue the famous matt laugh, you gotta love it!)

Yatesie
02-07-2004, 10:30 PM
Dom: "I wish I was Zeus"

SpaceMonkey
16-08-2004, 07:35 AM
This thread is great and should be moved to the top of the list!

superstar smile
16-08-2004, 10:43 AM
Matt: "ooo that inspires us all!"

Catching the fish on hullabaloo..

fortunes_fool
16-08-2004, 01:29 PM
ok this has probably been posted but on the radio edit for time is running out on radio one.....

M: "ok this was inspired by Billy Jean by micheal jackson"

*laughter*

I: " right matt bellamy thank you very much"

M: "cheers"

made me laugh quite a considerable amount. the fishing bit on hullaballo still favorite tho

"Dom DOM! i got a pwoper fish dom look a pwoper fish!" *SPLASH*...*fish falls into water matt looks crestfallen* " did you hear the noise it made? splunk! haha"

Lady Soss
16-08-2004, 01:48 PM
Interviewer : "So, whats the biggest thing you've ever stolen?"
Matt : "err... I stole a double bass from school"

lol.I can imagine him just walking out of school with the thing!