music to have orgasms by...

[ladyfly]

fairly straightforward.

what are your recommendations?

anybody suggesting the likes of celine dion will be shot on sight.

[Magdalena]

anybody suggesting the likes of celine dion will be shot on sight.

Or Muse.

[Ash]

Depeneds what kind of mood you're in.

N*E*R*D - Fly or Die is a good album to get it onto. But then the ex used to like Killswitch Engage sometimes :indiff:

Whatever the weather.

[ladyfly]

Or Muse.


oh yes.

that too.

[Mort]

fairly straightforward.

what are your recommendations?

anybody suggesting the likes of celine dion will be shot on sight.
Shouldn't you be getting used to doing it to some Goth Metal?

[Drunk muser]

Tool. :happy:

[superspiffy]

Nine Inch Nails - "Closer"

LOL :LOL:

[Ash]

Tool. :happy:

Who the fuck are you calling a tool? You wanna go some? Eh?Eh?



Sorry :$

[Mort]

Tool. :happy:
ANy particular album? As I have lateralus an if its a different album I'll be sure to go out and buy it soon!

[Noodles]

Erm, it seems to have turned into a metal thread.
Are you looking for just a beautiful piece of music?

[Magdalena]

Tool. :happy:

APC :happy:

[How To Be Dead]

Foo fighters :unsure:

[ladyfly]

Shouldn't you be getting used to doing it to some Goth Metal?

you'd think so wouldn't you?

but alas no.

I have not yet had the bitch.

don't worry, i will inform everyone as soon as I have.

with a full blow by blow account if you want it.

(pun intended)

[Nikora]

Erm, it seems to have turned into a metal thread.
Are you looking for just a beautiful piece of music?
metal thread \m/ :LOL:

*ahem* sorry :$

[Mort]

you'd think so wouldn't you?

but alas no.

I have not yet had the bitch.

don't worry, i will inform everyone as soon as I have.

with a full blow by blow account if you want it.

(pun intended)
That probably wouldn't be allowed on the board. you can Pm me it though.

The Offspring - Beheaded

[ladyfly]

Erm, it seems to have turned into a metal thread.
Are you looking for just a beautiful piece of music?

no.

just something you can do it too that sounds good in that sort of moment.

[Bjorny]

Dr Hook
Hot Chocolate
Barry White

Mirrored ceiling, silk sheets. :happy:

[Pajoon]

Meatloaf

[Drunk muser]

ANy particular album? As I have lateralus an if its a different album I'll be sure to go out and buy it soon!
Aenima is sexy too.

and both APC albums are nnnnnnnnice. ;)

[Mort]

Aenima is sexy too.

and both APC albums are nnnnnnnnice. ;)
Ahhh good, I can get Aenima of of a mate. No need to earn money.

[Noodles]

no.

just something you can do it too that sounds good in that sort of moment.

OOhh I thought it was metaphorical kinda thing. :$

Rename the thread music to fuck to. :unsure:


Beheaded? (O_o) You`d do it to that!?

[Dramatic Hammer]

Or Muse.
I suggest Megalomania :p . There's something about the last chorus and the crashing organ (hur hur hur) that suggests orgasm to me;). Either that or some Beethovan (Clockwork Orange anyone? :eek:) :cool: .

[That Little Animal]

I'd say Madonna's Erotica, to be cheesy, and honest...

Or the Rocky Horror soundtrack :)

[Noodles]

Or the Rocky Horror soundtrack :)

haha

Touch me, Touch me, Touch me, Touchhhhhh me. I wanna be dirty! :D

[ladyfly]

I suggest Megalomania :p . There's something about the last chorus and the crashing organ (hur hur hur) that suggests orgasm to me;). Either that or some Beethovan (Clockwork Orange anyone? :eek:) :cool: .


WARNING!!! WARNING!!!!!!

SECURITY ALERT!!! SECURITY ALERT!!!!!

HITMEN ENGAGED AND DESPATCHED.

five minutes to total meltdown.

[Ril]

i like muse or celine dion :D

[Mandy_absolution85]

placebo or jeff buckley.

[Black Velvet]

Okay I'm really gonna say goodbye soon

[naughtica]

i recomend kiddies by jim self (search for self only tho) good sex song, also stitches by orgy.

[Muser_Hullabaloser]

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Very orgasmic :eek:

Muse songs like Showbiz, Citizen Erased and Butterflies and Hurricanes I find very orgasmic because they're musically intense which feels amazing inside.

[Imperium]

muse

still the only true band that send shivers in me

[That Little Animal]

haha

Touch me, Touch me, Touch me, Touchhhhhh me. I wanna be dirty! :D

Exactly, now stop it, it turns me on and my mom's here

[Matthew]

anything from

Madrugada - Grit
Goldfrapp - Black Cherry

[Dramatic Hammer]

WARNING!!! WARNING!!!!!!

SECURITY ALERT!!! SECURITY ALERT!!!!!

HITMEN ENGAGED AND DESPATCHED.

five minutes to total meltdown.
I think I ran one over on the way to Tescos.......... was that one who just severed his head on the Assassin-trap in my garden? Oh dear............ :rolleyes:

[Caro]

Velvet Chain - Strong
Goldfrapp - Twist
Incubus - Here in my room

[iBaNeZ_k5]

for whom the bell tolls - metallica
orgasmatron - sepultura's version (purely because of the name althought it is a kick ass song)
emmmm closer - nine inch nails

well i doubt i would wanna screw someone while listening to them :p but all of them get me going :LOL:

[Simone]

orgasms? well, muse is too good, and I'd be too caught up in listening to the music to try and have an orgasm or even make out during.

i'd say deftones is for orgasms. It's got that groove to it

*edits*

but I don't have orgasms or make-out sessions. just had to clarify...

[Biba]

Garbage- Queer

Sorry, I'm old, it's the least embarrasing one I could think of :(

[TisWas]

HHhhhhmmm i remember when DudeGirl got lynched for making this topic.

[Mort]

HHhhhhmmm i remember when DudeGirl got lynched for making this topic.
Realy? I don't remember that. Musta been before I joined.

[TisWas]

Realy? I don't remember that. Musta been before I joined.

Must of been.

[Magdalena]

HHhhhhmmm i remember when DudeGirl got lynched for making this topic.

Urghh DudeGirl.

[Nikora]

Urghh DudeGirl.
Ssshhhhh
Less said etc etc :rolleyes:

[Magdalena]

Ssshhhhh
Less said etc etc :rolleyes:

Hahah. She was a freak.

[Mort]

Hahah. She was a freak.
That was deffinetly less than you could have said.

[Magdalena]

That was deffinetly less than you could have said.

Hehe i know

[Mort]

Hehe i know
Well done. Have a pat on the back.
*pats on your back*

[Mort]

All Day Long I Dream About Sex - JC CHASEZ

[Kajeeves]

Goldfrapp - Twist
Ooh yeah, goldfrapp. *dribbles*

Or i could just put some Dead Prez on and you could sit on my sub. That'd do ye. :p

[ladyfly]

I think I ran one over on the way to Tescos.......... was that one who just severed his head on the Assassin-trap in my garden? Oh dear............ :rolleyes:

bugger.

tch. want a job doing you gotta do it yourself.....

I don't know...

can't get good help these days

*mutter mutter grumble*

[Drunk muser]

how could i forget Rammstein? :confused:

[penny_mccartney]

no.

just something you can do it too that sounds good in that sort of moment.

You can pretty much get into any music you have on, though I must say...listening to Tenacious D was certainly one of the strangest moments for me.

That, uh...just sort of happened. Wasn't planned. :$

So yeah, basically anything but Tenacious D. :LOL:

[Matthew]

Garbage, oh yes http://www.messageboardmobsters.co.uk/forum/html/emoticons/wub.gif

[Caro]

Go with the Flow - QOTSA is my personal favourite. It just fits so well, and it puts shivers right up my spine.

[Caff]

I think it'd be hilarious to have sex to French Kiss by Lil Louis...hahaha.

[Muser_Hullabaloser]

Garbage- Queer

Sorry, I'm old, it's the least embarrasing one I could think of :(

Oh yeah! Also the song's Milk, You Look So Fine, Sleep Together and Silence Is Golden are very orgasmic.

Milk featuring Tricky is the sexiest version. The man whispering the lyrics in the background in that sexy voice is awww jaw dropping :eek: :$

[Caro]

Six underground - Sneaker Pimps. I just listened to that song for the first time in like a year, and now I'm horny :indiff:

[Mort]

how could i forget Rammstein? :confused:
I( haven't a clue. But yes, awsome to do it too, especially if you know the lyrics. hehe.

[Caff]

I( haven't a clue. But yes, awsome to do it too, especially if you know the lyrics. hehe.

*sniggers*

BUCK DICH!!!

[superspiffy]

I have got freaky to "bodies" by drowning pool, but then my parent came home so the moment was lost!

[Auntie Helen]

Cocteau Twins music has been known to be recommended.

[Claire]

Funnily enough, when i'm er..doing the deed, so to speak, music is probably the last thing i'd be focusing on..

But still, bit of Depeche Mode never hurts, most of their songs are about sex anyway.

[Drunk muser]

I( haven't a clue. But yes, awsome to do it too, especially if you know the lyrics. hehe.
well yeh, german lyrics turn me ON. :LOL:
Shame I can't pronounce them very well :unsure:

[Drunk muser]

But still, bit of Depeche Mode never hurts, most of their songs are about sex anyway.
Shame most guys find DM gay... :(

[Drunk muser]

PEACHES!!!!! :p

[ladyfly]

I have got freaky to "bodies" by drowning pool, but then my parent came home so the moment was lost!

let the bodies hit the floor!!!
let the bodies hit the floor!!!
let the bodies hit the floor!!!

hmmmmm.

not sure I could see that one. :indiff: sounds a bit dodgy if you ask me.

[karis]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005QJFX/qid=1095092870/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/026-4295379-2096457


it's fucking ace
and ace fucking
whatever

[CottonCandy]

"A Day In The Life" by Beatles would be nice because it has two parts in it that are descibed as musical orgasms by John Lennon.

And really, if you could write music that sounds like an orgasm, that would probably be it.

[theimpressiveclergyman]

Cocteau Twins music has been known to be recommended.
Oh yes, glad you mentioned it...

[ZeKat]

Michael Mann's Heat original soundtrack.

I wonder... how many among you were too young to be allowed to watch it on theatres when it came out... back in 1995...

[theimpressiveclergyman]

Michael Mann's Heat original soundtrack.

I wonder... how many among you were too young to be allowed to watch it on theatres when it came out... back in 1995...
*raises hand*

[ZeKat]

Yeah... i now feel a little less lonely... I was looking at the members list right now... out 150 hundred or so names I saw... five belong to people older than me :ohmy: :LOL:

And many of the others one are ... much younger


*stops not talking about subject of topic*

[Claire]

Shame most guys find DM gay... :(

'Gay' ?

[LittleMUSEalieN]

the whole underworld album *a hundred days off*
especially mo move

massive attack/some chemical brothers/ some aphex twin/ some dj shadow/ some lcd soundsystem..

some velvet underground....

a few good drum & bass tracks for when youre stoned *or not* :yesey:

dead boys: all this and more :LOL: :p



peaches :D

[San]

my god that thread was sooooo old :stunned:

[Magdalena]

Tool, especially Lateralus [the album]

[Nikora]

Tool, especially Lateralus [the album]
I'll agree with that one :LOL: tehehe
Tool <3

[Abbey]

Deftones
Garbage
Rammstein
Marilyn Manson
Auf Der Maur
And of course...
Nine Inch Nails


I'm just thinking of sexy songs :unsure: *hides age*

[LittleMUSEalieN]

my god that thread was sooooo old :stunned:

haha yesh :D
i was searching for peaches
and dug it up
:LOL:

[Chris]

Nine Inch Nails


"And when I suck you off, not a drop will go to waste. Its really not so bad once you get past the taste."

:stunned:

[CottonCandy]

"And when I suck you off, not a drop will go to waste. Its really not so bad once you get past the taste."

:stunned:

More like

" I wanna fuck you like an animal, I wanna feel you from the inside"

[Abbey]

"And when I suck you off, not a drop will go to waste. Its really not so bad once you get past the taste."

:stunned:
What song's that?! *averts ears*

CC - You knowz it.

[Nikora]

What song's that?! *averts ears*

CC - You knowz it.
Starfucker's Inc. right? :LOL:

[Wowee Zowee]

Desert Sessions are rather sexy and BOC.

[Chris]

Starfucker's Inc. right? :LOL:
Indeed.

[Abbey]

Starfuckers! Starfuckers incorporated! *me'al headbang*

[Magdalena]

More like

" I wanna fuck you like an animal, I wanna feel you from the inside"
haha, oh yeaaah

[Captain Jack]

haha, oh yeaaah

That reminds me. Definitely a track of 2005. :LOL: ;)

[San]

haha yesh :D
i was searching for peaches
and dug it up
:LOL:
:LOL:


hmmm Ghinzu play THE sex songs :happy: well, they make me horny at any rate :$

[CottonCandy]

haha, oh yeaaah

:stunned:

Mmmhm, Nine Inch Nails...

[Magdalena]

That reminds me. Definitely a track of 2005. :LOL: ;)
It reminds me of the week when I stayed up your end for the first time.
When much Jack was consumed :LOL:

[dunce]

alone or with a partner?

With a partner, No music, just love making sounds.
Alone... 70's porn music :LOL:

[Abbey]

It reminds me of the week when I stayed up your end for the first time.
When much Jack was consumed :LOL:
:stunned: So many puns...

[Magdalena]

:stunned: So many puns...
:P

I couldn't be bothered to find different ways to word it :LOL:

[Kazuya vs Ummagumma]

Probably been mentioned before but:

Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky

And STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!

Thouh I've never tried the first.

[Captain Jack]

:P

I couldn't be bothered to find different ways to word it :LOL:

:LOL: :LOL:

[Cogito]

Everyone has AIDS- DVDA

[Abbey]

Probably been mentioned before but:

Pink Floyd - Great Gig In The Sky

And STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!

Thouh I've never tried the first.
So you've tried the second?
n00b.

[dunce]

Everyone has AIDS- DVDA
:LOL: Hahaha!! *wipes tear*

[Chopper]

for fuzz:-

song 2
blur

i believe it's only 1 min 20, so there's time to put your pants on after too

[Abbey]

for fuzz:-

song 2
blur

i believe it's only 1 min 20, so there's time to put your pants on after too
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Chopper]

the muse podcast :happy:

[That Little Animal]

the muse podcast :happy:

Twice...

Ahhh, so many different hot voices.. Ahhhhhhhh 1.5

[Popey]

the muse podcast :happy:

Does this mean you've finally listened to it? :LOL:

[Miss Blee]

Twice...

Ahhh, so many different hot voices.. Ahhhhhhhh 1.5
Haha <3

[Gemsy]

Tori Amos
she makes my love-button go funny

[Chopper]

Does this mean you've finally listened to it? :LOL:


no, but now blee wont have sex to anything else. :p

[Gemsy]

no, but now blee wont have sex to anything else. :p
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Does Pope say G-emsy on it?

[Popey]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Does Pope say G-emsy on it?

:( You're name is spelt wrong for how it should be pronounced! I blame society!

[Popey]

no, but now blee wont have sex to anything else. :p

EWW! :LOL:

You keep you hands over your ears during sex then? :stunned:

[Gemsy]

:( You're name is spelt wrong for how it should be pronounced! I blame society!
Jemsy. :D
Grrr, the amount of times I got called "Jemma" when I was ickle.

[Popey]

Jemsy. :D
Grrr, the amount of times I got called "Jemma" when I was ickle.

Fucking saying stuff. I should just type shizzle like stephen hawking. I knew he was smart. It's all a lie...he really just doesn't want to say stuff wrong.

[Chopper]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Does Pope say G-emsy on it?

i refuse to listen to it on the principle that i have to leave the room when she's 'recording', which blows coz there's usually FA on telly

she's now an artiste don't cha know

[Gemsy]

Fucking saying stuff. I should just type shizzle like stephen hawking. I knew he was smart. It's all a lie...he really just doesn't want to say stuff wrong.
AWWW dinnae be silleh. :happy: S'cute innit. :happy:

[Popey]

i refuse to listen to it on the principle that i have to leave the room when she's 'recording', which blows coz there's usually FA on telly

she's now an artiste don't cha know

You should join in the conversation! :p

[Chopper]

Jemsy. :D
Grrr, the amount of times I got called "Jemma" when I was ickle.

gee-ma

or as i like to pronounce it; "Oi tart ! get a facking round in"

[Chopper]

You should join in the conversation! :p


i so should.

you all need the cool points :p

[Popey]

AWWW dinnae be silleh. :happy: S'cute innit. :happy:

:happy: :happy: :happy:

[Miss Blee]

EWW! :LOL:

You keep you hands over your ears during sex then? :stunned:
:(

And his eyes.

[Popey]

i so should.

you all need the cool points :p

Well I was thinking of getting all the people that went to the aftershow to have a chat about what they were like and that.

[Popey]

:(

And his eyes.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Aww Blee. *clings* :p

[Chopper]

EWW! :LOL:

You keep you hands over your ears during sex then? :stunned:


if i can't find the exit fast enough, yes.

followed my closing my eyes really tight, holding my breath and trying to be brave until it's over :LOL:

chopper
now on a 3-match ban

[Gemsy]

gee-ma

or as i like to pronounce it; "Oi tart ! get a facking round in"
:LOL:
yeah right
You and your expensive Blow Job tastes. :LOL:

[Miss Blee]

Well I was thinking of getting all the people that went to the aftershow to have a chat about what they were like and that.
Erm.. Best not..

[Chopper]

Well I was thinking of getting all the people that went to the aftershow to have a chat about what they were like and that.


i saw muse's moms, but i was deemed to drunk to be allowed to approach them.

matt was a no show

i stole a corkscrew

[Miss Blee]

if i can't find the exit fast enough, yes.

followed my closing my eyes really tight, holding my breath and trying to be brave until it's over :LOL:

chopper
now on a 3-match ban
Three match ban?

Blee.

Now single.

[Popey]

if i can't find the exit fast enough, yes.

followed my closing my eyes really tight, holding my breath and trying to be brave until it's over :LOL:

chopper
now on a 3-match ban

How many times has she slapped you tonight because of this conversation? :LOL:

[Chopper]

:LOL:
yeah right
You and your expensive Blow Job tastes. :LOL:


??

[Popey]

Three match ban?

Blee.

Now single.

You come here often? ;)

[Gemsy]

Three match ban?

Blee.

Now single.
*snaps up*
I'd keep my eyes wide open too. :D

[Gemsy]

??
Or was it a Slippery Nipple (or something) you had?

[Popey]

*snaps up*
I'd keep my eyes wide open too. :D

Oi, I was here first. :p

:LOL:

[Chopper]

How many times has she slapped you tonight because of this conversation? :LOL:
this many

http://www.illinimedia.com/di/oct00/oct23/computing.jpg

[Popey]

this many

http://www.illinimedia.com/di/oct00/oct23/computing.jpg

He'll probably send us in a voicemail for the next show. :LOL:

Looks like hes got sod all else to do.

[Chopper]

Or was it a Slippery Nipple (or something) you had?


so thats what you were trying to slip me :LOL:

i think i was given an 'apple pie'
and the bardude refused my a sambuca coffee on the grounds that only a mental would want one.

but you can have irish coffee, russian etc etc...

[Gemsy]

Oi, I was here first. :p

:LOL:
BAAAAH. :( :indiff:

Gemsy.

Always too late.

[Chopper]

He'll probably send us in a voicemail for the next show. :LOL:

Looks like hes got sod all else to do.


thats me since blee started the beatings :(

helpme

[Tom]

Anyone mind if I selfishly drag the thread back to its original topic and suggest NYC by Interpol. It's so textured and warm.

[Popey]

BAAAAH. :( :indiff:

Gemsy.

Always too late.

If it's fine by Blee you can join. ;)

:LOL:

[Chopper]

Anyone mind if I selfishly drag the thread back to its original topic and suggest NYC by Interpol. It's so textured and warm.

i do.

[Popey]

thats me since blee started the beatings :(

helpme

:LOL:

As if you don't enjoy those sorta beatings. ;)

[Chopper]

If it's fine by Blee you can join. ;)

:LOL:


and i bet i'd have to stay in the kitchen again like the podcast till you're finished n'all :LOL:

[Miss Blee]

If it's fine by Blee you can join. ;)

:LOL:
Oh my. Ok! :D

[Tom]

i do.

Oh dear. This was unforeseen.

[Popey]

and i bet i'd have to stay in the kitchen again like the podcast till you're finished n'all :LOL:

:LOL:

Sorry but thats the way it has to be. :p

[Chopper]

Oh dear. This was unforeseen.
indeed

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/08/04/disabled.tools/story.disabled.tools.jpg

[Popey]

Oh my. Ok! :D

What a threesome! :LOL:

Unless I'm not wanted anymore. :(

[Gemsy]

Oh my. Ok! :D
Wahey! *feels change of avatar coming on*

[Chopper]

Wahey! *feels change of avatar coming on*


Wahey!

suddenly my pants dont fit !

[Miss Blee]

Wahey! *feels change of avatar coming on*
Hah! Are they yours? :stunned:

[Chopper]

Hah! Are they yours? :stunned:


mine now *yoink*

[Gemsy]

Hah! Are they yours? :stunned:
YEP! :D

Princess Leia innit. :LOL:

[Popey]

Wahey! *feels change of avatar coming on*

Baps! :D

Bex is also in on this little shindig of ours. Blee, Gemsy and Bex...man I'm good :cool:

[Abbey]

YEP! :D

Princess Leia innit. :LOL:
:LOL:

[Chopper]

YEP! :D

Princess Leia innit. :LOL:

yellow/gold underwear is wrong, looks like it was a white bra thats been used to death.

unless your blending in piss stains

[Miss Blee]

Baps! :D

Bex is also in on this little shindig of ours. Blee, Gemsy and Bex...man I'm good :cool:
*touches Gemsy* *touches Bex*

Ownage. Being me rules. \m/

[Popey]

*touches Gemsy* *touches Bex*

Ownage. Being me rules. \m/

:LOL: I arrange the best Four-gies. :LOL:

[Chopper]

*touches self*

what? :unsure:

*goes back to kitchen*

[CottonCandy]

YEP! :D

Princess Leia innit. :LOL:

Oooooh. Boobzor. :happy:

[Popey]

*touches self*

what? :unsure:

Oi! Get in the kitchen if you are going to do that. :p

[Gemsy]

yellow/gold underwear is wrong, looks like it was a white bra thats been used to death.

unless your blending in piss stains
:LOL: Mine is sparkly gold, no piss involved. :LOL:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/Gemsy/00bicles.jpg

99p from Reading. :LOL:

[Gemsy]

:LOL: I arrange the best Four-gies. :LOL:
:LOL: Awesome foursome

[Chopper]

:LOL: Mine is sparkly gold, no piss involved. :LOL:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/Gemsy/00bicles.jpg

99p from Reading. :LOL:


nice phone/camera

[Popey]

:LOL: Mine is sparkly gold, no piss involved. :LOL:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/Gemsy/00bicles.jpg

99p from Reading. :LOL:

I love the pose!
















and the b00bz :p

[Gemsy]

I've never been brave enough to show that pic before. :LOL:
The wonders of talking about orgasms and Budweiser

[Popey]

:LOL: Awesome foursome

OMgZ poet n u no it! :LOL:

[Chopper]

I love the pose!



i'm a little titpot...

[Gemsy]

awesome phwoarsome foursome

[Popey]

i'm a little titpot...

I wonder if shes got a spout. :unsure:

If so I might have to ask her to leave the four-gy. :LOL:

[Gemsy]

I wonder if shes got a spout. :unsure:

If so I might have to ask her to leave the four-gy. :LOL:
:(

I have to find the cash to go to 5 festivals this year. :stunned:

[Chopper]

I wonder if shes got a spout. :unsure:



i'm about to lift me up and pour me out !

[Popey]

:(

I have to find the cash to go to 5 festivals this year. :stunned:

I have to decide between V and Reading.

[Popey]

i'm about to lift me up and pour me out !

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

And you wonder why Blee makes you leave the room? :p

[Miss Blee]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

And you wonder why Blee makes you leave the room? :p
Yeah. He does. Haha.

I'm going to go to Reading this year. I've decided already.

[Chopper]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

And you wonder why Blee makes you leave the room? :p


moreover it explains why kitchens dont have carpet:LOL:

[Gemsy]

Yeah, apparently:

Reading: Muse (& I wouldn't NOT GO anyway)
Bulldog Bash: Just chillin'
Wacken: German as fuck \m/
Isle of Wight: Prodigy
Download: Just to see. :indiff:

[Popey]

moreover it explains why kitchens dont have carpet:LOL:

Haha! Kitchen roll bought in bulk? :LOL:

[Gemsy]

Yeah. He does. Haha.

I'm going to go to Reading this year. I've decided already.
YAY!
I'm scared all the Maj00zen00bs are gonna steal all the tickets though. :indiff:

[Miss Blee]

Haha! Kitchen roll bought in bulk? :LOL:
Jesus. Don't encourage him!

[Chopper]

Haha! Kitchen roll bought in bulk? :LOL:


<3 lino :D

[Ril]

nice phone/camera
Nice boobies too. :D

[Miss Blee]

YAY!
I'm scared all the Maj00zen00bs are gonna steal all the tickets though. :indiff:
What's the max amount of tickets you can order at one time? Is it ten?

[Popey]

Yeah. He does. Haha.

I'm going to go to Reading this year. I've decided already.

Another reason to go! I'm going to have to save up and go.

Yeah, apparently:

Reading: Muse (& I wouldn't NOT GO anyway)
Bulldog Bash: Just chillin'
Wacken: German as fuck \m/
Isle of Wight: Prodigy
Download: Just to see. :indiff:

:( Not faaaair. I can't go to Izzle of Wizzle festivizzle.

[Popey]

What's the max amount of tickets you can order at one time? Is it ten?

I would have though it would have been 4.

[Gemsy]

What's the max amount of tickets you can order at one time? Is it ten?
Dunno! :eek: I get my mum to do it. :LOL:
And stop talking about b00bs now, we've moved on to festivals. :LOL:

[Nikora]

Wacken :(
Lucky Bish

[Ril]

Dunno! :eek: I get my mum to do it. :LOL:
And stop talking about b00bs now, we've moved on to festivals. :LOL:
Sorry. :$

[Chopper]

Dunno! :eek: I get my mum to do it. :LOL:
And stop talking about b00bs now, we've moved on to festivals. :LOL:


boob festivals ?

i've got a tent in my trousers you can help me pitch

[Popey]

boob festivals ?

i've got a tent in my trousers you can help me pitch

:LOL:

I'll go get the mallet. :p

[Gemsy]

Wacken :(
Lucky Bish
Yeah, maaan... gotta checkitoot
Wacken one off :LOL:

[Chopper]

:LOL:

I'll go get the mallet. :p


you'd have more success if you got an indian snake charmer :LOL:

[Popey]

you'd have more success if you got an indian snake charmer :LOL:

I don't think millets stock those. :(

[Gemsy]

Millets mallets

[Popey]

Millets mallets

Or if they don't help...

http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/images/pinky-timmy.jpg

Look at the clothes! Man it's so 80s!

[Ril]

Or if they don't help...

http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/images/pinky-timmy.jpg

Look at the clothes! Man it's so 80s!
Hehe the memories! :LOL:

[Popey]

Hehe the memories! :LOL:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Mallet

Read that. Fucking amazing stuff.

[Miss Blee]

Even as a child, I found him annoying. Ugh. UGH!

[Gemsy]

Almost as much of a cunt as Mr Blobby. :indiff:

[Popey]

OH COME ON! He's from the 80's therefore he pwnz muchly! All things from the 80s rock!

[Beast Love]

http://www.tvradiobits.co.uk/bitsandpieces/NoelBlobby4.jpg

Well now Mr Blobby, you're going to have to tell the banker...


deal

or no deal?

[Wowee Zowee]

Mallet pwns as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Benson_Phillips

[Chopper]

OH COME ON! He's from the 80's therefore he pwnz muchly! All things from the 80s rock!


says the guy who spent most of the 80's shitting himself and pissing into a potty in front of the telly, probably :LOL:

[Beast Love]

Mallet pwns as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Benson_Phillips

:LOL:


What a page!

[Popey]

Mallet pwns as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Benson_Phillips

HAHA! I still have his pic as my DP on msn now and then! I love teh Dave Benson!

[Popey]

says the guy who spent most of the 80's shitting himself and pissing into a potty in front of the telly, probably :LOL:

I still came from the 80's! Best decade ever.

[Wowee Zowee]

HAHA! I still have his pic as my DP on msn now and then! I love teh Dave Benson!
playdays or playBUS to us cool 80's kids reminds me of a Bottom joke
Eddie:I've had better stiffies watching playbus
:LOL: :LOL:

[Ril]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Mallet

Read that. Fucking amazing stuff.
Mallett is most notable for his striking visual style, involving loud shirts, comedy glasses and a giant foam mallet he carries with him, as well as his 'utterly brilliant!' and 'bleurgh!' catchphrases.

Hehe :LOL:

[Miss Blee]

OH COME ON! He's from the 80's therefore he pwnz muchly! All things from the 80s rock!
Have you been sniffing marker pens? *pokes*

[Ril]

Another memorable moment occurred when Mallett met the then-Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher - and hit her over the head with his giant mallet

:LOL:

[Popey]

Have you been sniffing marker pens? *pokes*

Probably. I feel a bit woozy. :(

[Black Mamba]

fairly straightforward.

what are your recommendations?

anybody suggesting the likes of celine dion will be shot on sight.
You won't have any orgasm with that.

[Abbey]

Millltooon Keeeeeeeeeeeynes!

[Ash]

Millltooon Keeeeeeeeeeeynes!

:LOL:

[Elsie]

not going through every page but anyone mention Goldfrapp: Train, slippage etc

[Caff]

Most Goldfrapp songs = sex music.

[Gemsy]

Millltooon Keeeeeeeeeeeynes!
:LOL:

[Jook]

Most Goldfrapp songs = sex music.

Just what I came in here to say :D

[Tracee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Mallet

Read that. Fucking amazing stuff.
Pinky Punky!!! :eek:
When I found a drawing I'd done of Pinky Punky when I was 6 it left me laughing the rest of the day. I thought Timmy Bloody Mallet was god :happy:

[Ross]

got to love how that just went full circle, makes me feel less guilty about derailing topics now, especially since is was Blee, Pope AND Gemsy behind it :p

[Dream Digger]

Since this topic has been resurrected...

I came back to Melissa auf der Maur album lately, and decided that Taste You is one of the most erotic songs ever. She has a really sexy voice, and the song itself is... well, YES.

[Tania]

Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps and Protection.... and Lapdance by NERD of course..... and quite alot of PJ Harvey :erm:

[seregon]

Sneaker Pimps- Bloodsport

[ScarredEyes]

Rockets Fall on Rocket Falls - Godspeed You Black Emperor

[Beast Love]

Queens of the Stone Age - You Can't Quit Me Baby

sexual bass

[shadowkay]

Queens of the Stone Age - You Can't Quit Me Baby

sexual bass
haha, nice that its a song about stalking too :LOL:

[JimMachine™]

make it wit chu - queens of the stone age

[Beast Love]

haha, nice that its a song about stalking too :LOL:

Fits the board quite well then.

[Amii]

because they're musically intense which feels amazing inside.

Quite Literally

Excuse my spelling..

Six underground - Sneaker Pimps. I just listened to that song for the first time in like a year, and now I'm horny :indiff:

I love that song, Totally agree :LOL:

[egomaniac]

tori amos, portishead, lovage and tool

[Simone]

I was going to mention portishead...

[Simone]

Or Muse.

I don't know. Muse are a little to gay for me to orgasm to. I prefer to work out or run to their music.

[egomaniac]

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=imrfo-uRjcE&feature=related

[shadowkay]

erm, brain damage - pink floyd, simply for the line "the lunatic is on the grass"

[Magdalena]

I don't know. Muse are a little to gay for me to orgasm to. I prefer to work out or run to their music.

OMFG when the heck did I post that.
:stunned: *cringe*

[Juuso]

OMFG when the heck did I post that.
:stunned: *cringe*

Actually, you posted the opposite (on the first page)
anybody suggesting the likes of celine dion will be shot on sight.
Or Muse.

[Lula]

I don't know. Muse are a little to gay for me to orgasm to. I prefer to work out or run to their music.

OMFG when the heck did I post that.
:stunned: *cringe*

Actually, you posted the opposite (on the first page)


Yea Mag.. I was about to say what Juuso said.

It's ok.

[Magdalena]

Actually, you posted the opposite (on the first page)

Oh thank the lord.
I wouldn't have forgiven my 2004-self for that :p

[egomaniac]

:LOL: i can just imagine those teethy brits having sex to muse thinking they are sexy

there is only one sexy muse song, fury

[Dream Digger]

Actually, I find SBH strangely erotic... There's something sensual to it. As for Fury - haven't listened to that for quite a long time now, so don't know really.

[Chizzleface]

Theres nothing better than a good bit fo funky house to set the mood in the bedroom...anything on the Defected label is top-notch. Rock music is just wrong for sexy time.

[progmetalfan]

Rock music is just wrong for sexy time.

What about The D? :p

[Sian]

Actually, I find SBH strangely erotic... There's something sensual to it. As for Fury - haven't listened to that for quite a long time now, so don't know really.

+1:D

[Dream Digger]

Rock music is just wrong for sexy time.
Listen to some Melissa auf der Maur. Please. Do.

And to some Type O Negative, preferrably from the October Rust album.

[egomaniac]

Listen to some Melissa auf der Maur. Please. Do.

And to some Type O Negative, preferrably from the October Rust album.

:LOL::LOL:

[Dream Digger]

Love You To Death and Be My Druidess are some of the most erotic songs ever recorded ever. Doubt if you've heard them though, if you're laughing.

[Chizzleface]

It's more of a personal thing really, I just like some laid back grooves rather than full-on guitars.

[egomaniac]

i must admit in my old age i do enjoy laid back music more to have sex too. But if your feeling primale nothing beats Tool

[Magdalena]

But if your feeling primale nothing beats Tool

I must try it some time :yesey:.
APC seems a bit too.. soft.

[shadowkay]

i think i lost my headache?

[progmetalfan]

nothing beats Tool
I could see the climax of The Grudge as having some potential. Or Forty-Six and 2.


APC seems a bit too.. soft.

I figured you would have gone with Thinking of You. :p