Muse in dutch teenage magazine

[Elouan]

Here, for the dutchies, to have a good laugh:

http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v73/Elouan/breakout.jpg

Can't be bothered to translate the whole text but the intro says this:

Sing for absolution is beautiful, but to see you're getting happy from Matthew Bellamy's voice... No. Still he really has got his funny sides. You don't believe it? Read and laugh allong!

:rolleyes: should say enough :rolleyes:

the article says matt is afraid of spiders, makes his own pasta, has been swimming with sharks, plays pokers, cries while he's laughing and that he's got an ouijaboard. And a short introduction about the band :rolleyes: well this is absolutely the most dept interview with muse i've ever read :rolleyes:

[Elouan]

and the line underneath says: What a joker! :rolleyes:

[LikelyLass]

:LOL: Thats kinda cheesy...
Would anyone be kind enough to translate the whole thing for us english speakers?

[pira]

I hate dutch magazines :(. And the bloody interview sucks recta, it's nothing new. There's nothing about the music, it's all about Mattypoo...

[Vegetable]

No way! Is that Break Out?! :LOL: Muse inbetween Britney Spears and a picture of a sad lonely naked man :rolleyes:

We Dutchies must be very proud :o

O damn.....after reading the first line, I'm scared of reading further...it's so sad! :'(

[Elouan]

Yeh its sad isn't it... its really not worth to translate it, i told the big line, there's really nothing more in it. Atracts a lot of teenymatt groupies this interview.

[Elouan]

Well as far as you can call this an interview actually...

[0oS]

hey lenny,did you just not translate "ouijaboard",or what does it mean?

[BabyBliss]

So it IS true. At first I wouldn't believe it, I actually went into the local bookstore to check it and was completely embarrased while picking upthe Break Out inbetween all those interested music fans...but no Muse. OMG! This is sssoooooooooo bad!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Do they still have the naked people page BTW?)

[BabyBliss]

hey lenny,did you just not translate "ouijaboard",or what does it mean?

It's an English word aswell. It's a board you summon ghosts with. It has all the letters of the alphabet spelled out on it and the word "Yes" and "no". The people that summon the ghost all hold one glass or something else that's in the middle of the board, and they ask the ghost questions and it answers by moving the glass.


I've just read it, and it's nothing special really. It's not an actual interview, which I was expecting becouse Muse would (at least in my universe) never do an interview with some lameass Dutch Teen magazine. It's just bits and bobs picked up from previous interviews and the quotes litterally translated to Dutch, the rest is slightly simplified to make it sound interesting for 12 year olds. Bad, very bad.

[Elouan]

hey lenny,did you just not translate "ouijaboard",or what does it mean?

Hey OoS :p ah lilia gave you your answer!

[BabyBliss]

OMG I still can't believe it
This is gonna be the first article on Muse in a long time that I won't buy. I got all the information and the pic allready...and I just refuse to buy Break Out! these days....though I did buy it 3 years ago becouse there was this tiny little pic of Muse in it....it was a very cool pic though. Muse will be on the cover of NME this week. Let's hope that article is better.

[Crap]

What's the name of that magazine?
The picture isn't working, you know..

[***L-Lo***]

The thread is almost 2 years old, you know. :rolleyes:

[Green Mamba]

Rofl

[Elouan]

I don't even have the picture anymore you know. And besides, if you'd just READ, it says all over the thread which magazine it was :rolleyes:

[insane_muser]

LMAO i thought it was Muse in a new thread...aw man i was like OOohhhh:LOL:

[Imyreld]

aww darn...

I hate Ouija boards - had a friend that used one a little too much and made her house haunted lol.

Guess it was a conversation starter.:LOL: