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Imyreld
09-01-2009, 04:58 AM
Here is the url:
http://watchout4snakes.com/creativitytools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspx

Enter 2 Muse-related subjects and paste your goodies :D

My 2 Subjects were "Matt Bellamy" and "bananas"

Before the extreme manufacturer consents a touched scream. When can bananas enter throughout Matt Bellamy? A club decays. Within Matt Bellamy mutters bananas.

Bananas populates the exhaustive holy before a bay. His fired divine stalls under bananas. The rose arithmetic pretends around the pat major. Matt Bellamy proclaims a difficult hello past the irritated insult. How does Matt Bellamy sneak past bananas?

An inform clause chalks into the radio ax. Matt Bellamy marches beneath the native. Without bananas rages Matt Bellamy. Underneath a socialist crashes the mistake. A coffee disadvantages another keeper. Matt Bellamy swears the eccentric.

The grave sickens underneath this enough alert. Does bananas degenerate under Matt Bellamy? Matt Bellamy excites the magazine. When will Matt Bellamy dish the deterrent directive? Bananas perfects Matt Bellamy. Her largest endeavor cooperates with this strict diagonal.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Black Absolution
09-01-2009, 05:01 AM
The broadcast dedicates Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy disputes the ash throughout the paid philosopher. Dom Howard delights whatever incompetent tour. Matt Bellamy hears Dom Howard opposite a bandwidth. Matt Bellamy staggers!

:LOL:

Imyreld
09-01-2009, 05:04 AM
Dom Howard swears into the master. Dom Howard initiates rainbow pants underneath an episode. The dictator exempts rainbow pants. How does rainbow pants lather Dom Howard? Dom Howard cards rainbow pants. Dom Howard locates his waffle across the digest.

Outside rainbow pants scores a pitfall. Rainbow pants breathes. Rainbow pants labels your nature with the irresponsible view. Dom Howard bucks rainbow pants. The abandoned correspondent divorces rainbow pants. When will rainbow pants sugar a bed?

A spoilt fellow responds with a crossed journalist. Above Dom Howard farms rainbow pants. The dentist argues next to the maze. How does your pulled eater snack under a triangle? Your ideal migrates around a bone sin.

:LOL:!!!

Finlay
09-01-2009, 11:02 AM
This is a fantastic website! :p

Kylee
09-01-2009, 11:36 AM
A pad allocates Chris Wolstenholme. The variant premise sickens behind a satellite scum. The commentator twists! Manson grabs Chris Wolstenholme without the reward. Chris Wolstenholme authorizes Manson underneath an ownership.

o teh horrurz :ohmy:

Pistol Star
09-01-2009, 12:38 PM
Will Matt Bellamy degenerate into a persecuted newsletter? Matt Bellamy guts David Tennant in the hope. Matt Bellamy seals David Tennant. Matt Bellamy pops below David Tennant. The racist sells his pit. David Tennant pops.

David Tennant regards Matt Bellamy behind a voltage. David Tennant bars the abused libel without an evil ratio. The bomb triumphs over David Tennant. The heresy replaces David Tennant. The erased purple bridges David Tennant. Matt Bellamy grasps an operator around the complementary conflict.

Hmm...

EDIT:
The radio originator smiles against a python. A deputy tome reclaims Matt Bellamy. The pig pulps the promise next to the saddening custard. The same subway seasons each dogma. With the contained bed rails the tentative twist. Matt Bellamy hides David Tennant in the crystal.

LMAO@the last line.

Imyreld
09-01-2009, 07:00 PM
The catastrophic tale concentrates the year. The crowd mocks Chris Wolstenholme around the slogan. The appearance apologizes for beer after the threat. Beer burdens the noise. Chris Wolstenholme rips beer outside a helpful newcomer. The verbal opposite breaks.

When will beer arrive? Why does the muck persist into Chris Wolstenholme? Beer volunteers near a wet bookstore. Beer cheats throughout Chris Wolstenholme.

:D:LOL:

Liz0_o
09-01-2009, 10:22 PM
How does the unavailable love emphasize the blasting instinct? Every powder bakes carrot. The topical cassette deals Chris wolstenholme. Carrot joins with Chris wolstenholme. Our duplicate captures carrot outside a day.

:wtf:

Imyreld
10-01-2009, 10:11 AM
Dom Howard fevers a roof. The uncle rails. How can a nickname overcome outside your hip agony? Chris Wolstenholme solos! How can Dom Howard fool Chris Wolstenholme? Will Dom Howard err past the offending professional?

The specimen supports Dom Howard near the warming distress. When will Dom Howard jump Chris Wolstenholme? Why won't Dom Howard lust before Chris Wolstenholme? The limiting overview objects with the suspended identifier.

lol oh my! :LOL:

Mozzie
10-01-2009, 10:58 AM
Her imposed liquor pencils Chris Wolstenholme beside an ancient. Chris Wolstenholme coppers Matt Bellamy near the bedroom. Why does the blurb code Chris Wolstenholme? How will Chris Wolstenholme dog Matt Bellamy? Matt Bellamy discovers Chris Wolstenholme with the mum.

:LOL::stunned:

forevermusic
10-01-2009, 02:02 PM
The analyst samples a water. Matt Bellamy causes your felt visible after the charmed fire. The smashed policeman runs outside piano. Inside piano nests Matt Bellamy. A nuisance lurks throughout piano.

A synthesis appalls Matt Bellamy against the competent prince. The licenced singer quibbles within the complaint. Piano accelerates an open mythology. The mum stereotype teams piano. A likelihood understands Matt Bellamy after a withdrawn flute.

:LOL:

londontokyo
09-01-2010, 06:58 AM
Uhh, cause I'm a freak, I put my name and Matt's. Observe. Cause it's awesome, and slightly sexual...

Matt Bellamy leaks near the bathroom. Matt Bellamy bolts inside Rachel. Rachel flowers throughout Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy decides below the interactive stem. Why won't Matt Bellamy solo?

(Awww, he peed hisself.)

Matt Bellamy slides in Rachel. Will the associated sentient motor Matt Bellamy? Below a choice yard conforms Matt Bellamy. With a delayed acid succeeds a lethal wombat. Rachel bowls Matt Bellamy opposite the electorate. Matt Bellamy enters beside Rachel.

(See, sexual!)

How can Rachel rest near Matt Bellamy? A located ruler kisses Matt Bellamy. The sorry lens volunteers above Rachel. Matt Bellamy pounds the gnome inside the apple. Rachel changes across Matt Bellamy.

Matt Bellamy prosecutes Rachel behind a hog. :LOL:

The academic archive taps Matt in the dubious trouble. Near Matt weds an inconsistent endeavor. Why won't Rachel participate? Rachel struggles underneath Matt. The trade moves Matt.

(Mmm, there would be no struggling.)

Why won't Matt work the world? :D

Oh and two other favorites of mine were something about Matt raving throughout me and singing into me. -sigh- how strange!

IIFIWASAPUMPKIN
09-01-2010, 07:02 AM
The public spits opposite a synonym! A tea coasts against your mother. Why won't your mother coast near Chris Wolstenholme? Does Chris Wolstenholme rock outside the edited winter?

Dom administers to Matt with the chemical. Why does the lad screw the plagued valley? Outside a quantum interferes the article. A major crowds the dictatorship. Dom refers to Matt opposite the unsound code.

i lol.

Tofu
09-01-2010, 08:34 AM
This thread=:awesome:

•am•
09-01-2010, 09:10 AM
overall the paragraph makes zero sense... BUT there are some quite funny lines....

A soft detector flushes Matt under an outrage. The pacifier tails the breeze. Matt fails before Chris. Opposite a breeze defects Matt. Chris positions Matt.


Also I find this interesting.... I selected "Chris" and "Matt" as my subjects, but the generator didn't enter the word "Matt" like it was supposed to... it instead referenced him in a different way.

Chris waves. Chris shifts beside a paranoid. A sneaky operator withdraws the mercury underneath the appointed song. Chris frowns the antique. Why does Chris read under an explanatory river? The mystery tutors Chris across the sterling heroin.

Kirby
09-01-2010, 03:40 PM
Within Matt Bellamy finishes a knight. Matt Bellamy struggles. Matt Bellamy betters this liquid against the quiz. An alarm launches Matt Bellamy. A chopping needle sizes Matt Bellamy next to a pit. The fairy muddles Floccinaucinihilipilification. :confused: :LOL:

HelloMrBellamy
09-01-2010, 03:49 PM
Dom Howard amuses Matt Bellamy under the choral. The electronic circuitry congests an embedded elephant. Matt Bellamy kisses Dom Howard after the lord. The aggressive fish spells Matt Bellamy around the swallow. Dom Howard suffers throughout Matt Bellamy. Should the rent assistant rocket?

:ohmy:

Dom Howard hardens! Dom Howard cashes Matt Bellamy. Can Dom Howard dictate next to the back copyright? The material incident accelerates the convenience.

The first sentence made me :LOL: How immature :facepalm:

Can Matt Bellamy reason near Dom Howard? An aunt hardens! In the trivial dye jams Matt Bellamy. The pornography publicizes Dom Howard.
W.T.F!?

Incredible Julie
09-01-2010, 04:08 PM
Matt Bellamy errs near its historical boss. Does an understandable endeavor stray within me? Matt Bellamy frowns near me. How can the sphere spin near Matt Bellamy?

Computer twists Matt Bellamy around the unnatural jury. Computer gains the ringing moan around a genocide. Matt Bellamy marries computer. Computer works above Matt Bellamy.

Jemma
09-01-2010, 04:47 PM
I typed my own name. :ninja:

Matt Bellamy rattles opposite the sod. The width elaborates throughout a stress. Jemma trips behind the hook. Jemma obtains Matt Bellamy within the guilty arch. Matt Bellamy nests into the threat. Matt Bellamy charms Jemma with an upgrade thrust.

UPGRADE THRUST? :LOL: ... :facepalm:

The lacking member duffs the muck. Jemma joins Dom Howard against a casual fashion. When can Dom Howard sweep beside Jemma? Jemma colors Dom Howard above the paranoid piano.

Chris Wolstenholme dominates Jemma over the planetary chestnut. Chris Wolstenholme faces Jemma. The boundary jails the oriental comic. A protest composes beneath the dirt. Chris Wolstenholme barks the alliance.

:LOL:... I'm supposed to be doing my Drama Theory essay!

Hopix
09-01-2010, 05:20 PM
A bag exports Matt Bellamy around the moved consumer. Will an elevator speak underneath an informed diagonal? God observes Matt Bellamy. God runs!
:LOL:

Tasha_
09-01-2010, 05:25 PM
I put Matt Bellamy and Pwoper and this is what it gave me :LOL:

Pwoper absents the vital ideal. Pwoper funds Matt Bellamy in an upgrade. After the meal dresses Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy sticks Pwoper. Pwoper coachs Matt Bellamy against the spectacular. A tribe bubbles!

parakiszer
09-01-2010, 05:58 PM
A combat breathes in Keytar. Matt Bellamy snacks underneath Keytar. The crass postcard yields a creed. Its amplifier speculates without Keytar. The bible promotes Matt Bellamy.


The generalized ideal burns opposite Matt Bellamy. Zetas blasts a bag past the operator. Matt Bellamy subsidizes a certain knife. How will Zetas fuss below a lunchtime? How does Zetas inspire Matt Bellamy? Matt Bellamy obliges Zetas.

Tasha_
09-01-2010, 06:29 PM
The generalized ideal burns opposite Matt Bellamy. Zetas blasts a bag past the operator. Matt Bellamy subsidizes a certain knife. How will Zetas fuss below a lunchtime? How does Zetas inspire Matt Bellamy? Matt Bellamy obliges Zetas.

:LOL: this is :awesome:

Tofu
09-01-2010, 07:56 PM
An impressed waste instructs Matt Bellamy with the corpse. Dom Howard spins into Matt Bellamy. The hypothesis sighs into the search. Matt Bellamy twists next to Dom Howard. A censored mechanic frowns Dom Howard. Dom Howard wants a cloud.

Dom Howard waves on top of whatever inaccessible vinyl. A news extends into Matt Bellamy into an approaching disorder. Matt Bellamy jams near a fog. The picked speaker scotches the laser next to the terrible childhood.

Chris assaults the leaning paste. Tofu jumps Chris. Tofu harms Chris opposite the office. A sophisticate dodges above the head greed. :eek: I would never hurt Chris. :'(

Floccinaucinihilplification reassures zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba. How does floccinaucinihilplification farm above the sentence? The developing blessed despises floccinaucinihilplification across an excess divorce. Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba advances floccinaucinihilplification. Floccinaucinihilplification humors the bullet below a dropped microprocessor. Under every novel degenerates every jacket.

Sapphi
09-01-2010, 08:06 PM
Dom Howard rends gay after the vain. When can its change ax Dom Howard ? The empirical factory invalidates the contest. Gay tailors the mystic musician.

The experimental number deprives the concatenate prayer. The packet harms whatever derivative. Dom Howard references gay under the ballet. The unknown excites the built attitude around a jelly.

Gay misguides Dom Howard . Dom Howard solves the bearing passenger below a populace. Why does Dom Howard supply a landed mole? The director degenerates into an offender throughout my deranged poison. A nonsense northern publicizes Dom Howard . Dom Howard prefixes gay.

:LOL:

Gembleby
09-01-2010, 08:10 PM
I used my own name...

How will Matt Bellamy bump Gemma? Gemma swallows on top of Matt Bellamy. The negligible cramp thinks. The guest milks Matt Bellamy.

:stunned:

Glorious Resistance
09-01-2010, 08:13 PM
How will sex spare a contributing engineer? Matt Bellamy mandates sex opposite the scratch. Sex hastens Matt Bellamy over the minus intellect. Matt Bellamy arrives! Matt Bellamy barks the authorized beast. Matt Bellamy introduces whatever welcome cold.

:eek::LOL:

The disposed hash strays around a whim. Does keytar finish with the frowning dip? Her explosive rules underneath an unfounded attendant. Will a propaganda therapy dictate above the elevator? Matt Bellamy chooses a novice gasp with a milk. Matt Bellamy triumphs over keytar into the gold.

The inclined dogma butters Dom Howard inside the guided cliff. Dom Howard busts the disgusting preview on top of the manner. The professor mounts oranges on top of each hopeless house. The mask projects Dom Howard. Dom Howard peers!

:LOL:
This is too great

Gembleby
09-01-2010, 08:21 PM
Each finite struggle cants Matt Bellamy inside every alien window. The wheel regards Matt Bellamy. Why won't the duff nature oblige chicken? Chicken discourages Matt Bellamy into the divine. Matt Bellamy flames chicken.


Why won't he leave the chickens alone?!

Glorious Resistance
09-01-2010, 08:22 PM
Each finite struggle cants Matt Bellamy inside every alien window. The wheel regards Matt Bellamy. Why won't the duff nature oblige chicken? Chicken discourages Matt Bellamy into the divine. Matt Bellamy flames chicken.


Why won't he leave the chickens alone?!

:stunned::LOL: I just burst out laughing
MATT BELLAMY FLAMES CHICKEN! :LOL::LOL::LOL:

Gembleby
09-01-2010, 08:23 PM
Will its gas trash Matt Bellamy? Keytar foams before your bull. Her twentieth peasant coins a friend after the hypocritical overflow. Throughout the wound kids a bigotry. Why can't keytar relax near Matt Bellamy? When will Matt Bellamy entrance the sector?

Gembleby
09-01-2010, 08:30 PM
Matt Bellamy boggles outside chicken. Chicken dips Matt Bellamy under the bookshop. Matt Bellamy lusts near chicken. Behind a homosexual reads a repetitive orbit. An expecting dogma breaks with a graphical poet. Why won't Matt Bellamy interfere past chicken?


This site is brilliant :D


Edit: A tender army stalls near chicken. A gratuitous buffer fumes inside an incomplete mirror. Matt Bellamy experiments with chicken past the composite resemblance. Does the underneath star advance the separator? Matt Bellamy ties chicken. Matt Bellamy shadows chicken.

Poor chicken :(

catinthehat
09-01-2010, 11:40 PM
Should Dom Howard nose the elephant? How does its gratuitous story dash? Her hello declines with a childhood! A leak reads after the pacifier. A worn wood sustains oranges beneath the valuable prerequisite.


:wtf: ...

Jemma
09-01-2010, 11:48 PM
"Matt Bellamy changes beneath Pasta. A dumped planet distorts Matt Bellamy after the tennis. How does Pasta bow over Matt Bellamy? How does Pasta cry against the exponential finger? Matt Bellamy sexes a wine before the lined feminist. Pasta samples the crash applicant."

WHAT. :LOL:

"Matt Bellamy pinches Pasta after the fourth conduct. Pasta ghosts this exhibit with a student. When can a metro tunnel its square mug? The style peers before the sound. Matt Bellamy flames Pasta beside the fortunate process. Pasta encourages a banana below the musician."

Banana lolz :awesome:

micaelams
09-01-2010, 11:55 PM
:LOL: :awesome:
Matt Bellamy chases my hypocrisy. The page cows an initial viewer. Why won't the editorial disappear? Dom Howard retracts the glass under a provoking arm.

How does chickens burn beside Matt Bellamy? The dialect learns chickens. When can the unworkable wrecker gun chickens? Matt Bellamy figures chickens across the charter.

Dom Howard connects the forced atom before the cancelled motor. Why won't Rainbow pants marry Dom Howard? A representative safeguards Dom Howard without the genetic flag. A sorted servant spits into the daughter. Dom Howard interests its analogue. <-----:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Matt Bellamy marches outside the wretched voice. Dom Howard measures the optional boundary. Your juvenile countryside pulps Dom Howard past the librarian. Dom Howard dooms Matt Bellamy. Why can't Matt Bellamy rule? A razor invalidates Dom Howard before the victim. :LOL:

Animus
10-01-2010, 12:28 AM
dom
drums

The patent indulges with the lesser toe. Drums poses the dictator behind an inviting attitude. Dom exhausts the ringed paste. Drums disciplines dom. Dom bakes the vat without the gold cartoon. A counterexample suppresses the fool glow.
:wtf:

Exoval
10-01-2010, 12:38 AM
This generator is a real loltz in itself.... but here's mine with Muse & Sexy:

The intellectual factory perceives muse. Muse screams sexy. A lifestyle pools the thin continental with the downstairs. How will a preceding college laugh next to my laughter?

muselover6
10-01-2010, 01:02 AM
Matt supposes Banana against the witnessed bugger. Matt inserts Banana. Matt rocks. (<--:LOL:) Matt obtains another forbidding drama before a board. Matt restrains the procedure next to a passage.

:eyebrows: Bit too much time on the PMT I think...:LOL:

Exoval
10-01-2010, 01:03 AM
U can get addicted to nonsence :LOL:
Matt Bellamy & friend:

Matthew bellamy asserts the female climate near the hideous skill. Friend sockets a keeper past the breeze. Can the youth reign in a brave drill? Will a self sigh try throughout matthew bellamy?

Ahkmed
10-01-2010, 02:31 AM
Muse boards the frog under the touching paradox. Muse configures brie cheese before the wish. Brie cheese exercises throughout Muse. The sketch leaps upon his glue.
:wtf: None of them make sense...:LOL:

Tofu
10-01-2010, 02:45 AM
Banana defines the scheduled civilian before the diplomatic acid. The owed tactic walks opposite my corridor. Chicken thinks outside the flower. A utility disclaimer harms chicken.

Banana pounds down upon the policeman. Banana thirsts! Every current boundary dresses the man near a required defeated. The mucking sundry enlarges chicken. The acute warehouse gladdens the species under the passionate risk.

Kimberley
10-01-2010, 08:23 AM
A bag exports Matt Bellamy around the moved consumer. Will an elevator speak underneath an informed diagonal? God observes Matt Bellamy. God runs!
:LOL:

:LOL: ROFL this one is my favourite.

Kimberley
10-01-2010, 08:32 AM
Near guitar nests Matt Bellamy. The wizard sketch trains guitar. When will Matt Bellamy sleep? The applicable grave jails the injury into the catastrophic backbone.

Around Matt Bellamy clicks Dom Howard. Dom Howard smokes an acquaintance. Matt Bellamy moans! When will the led liver shadow another choir? Dom Howard socks the tailor. Dom Howard registers the word outside the spoiled roof. :LOL: *What the?*

Dom Howard reckons on top of drums. A vicious landlord flies without your timetable. Dom Howard revenges another employed breakdown across a heresy. The holding evidence pretends an upsetting annoyance. The cutting carrier beefs drums.

Matt Bellamy leaps! When can a detective err? The fur dances Matt Bellamy in an acknowledged chapter. Supermassive overlaps across Matt Bellamy.

The eagle matures beside the acid. A snow communicates Muse. Resistance stacks Muse. Its orchestra camps.

Oh god I could be on this site for hours :LOL:

marinavr
10-01-2010, 09:18 PM
Matt Bellamy stalls under the believer. Matt Bellamy aligns a profit. The counsel rips Matt Bellamy with every spirit. Teddy bears expands before Matt Bellamy.

Awesomeness decays opposite the faith. Within the politician studies Chris Wolstenholme. Why does Chris Wolstenholme pant? Can a directory bundle trip beneath awesomeness? Why won't Chris Wolstenholme punt against awesomeness? Chris Wolstenholme consents against awesomeness.

How does Dom Howard sell Matt Bellamy? The jail suspects inside the wealth. Matt Bellamy attacks the component. Matt Bellamy orders Dom Howard after the rattled arcade. When can Dom Howard abide over another younger needle? :stunned:

marinavr
10-01-2010, 09:26 PM
Dom Howard reacts beside brie. Brie shies away inside the hotel. Brie reckons outside the hypocrite. The appraisal updates the dumped correspondence in a page. Dom Howard enlightens the past around the rabid toe.
:stunned::LOL:

Victoroy
10-01-2010, 10:10 PM
Penis shows the world opposite the witch. Why won't whatever rescue believe underneath penis? When will a rain object beside penis? Penis welcomes Muse with his spiral. How does Muse consent beside penis?

:LOL: wtf?

ashhh
04-06-2011, 06:26 AM
The panic banks Matt against the decade. The hexadecimal anger pops the excess menu. Dom laughs behind Matt. A genius challenges the disastrous autobiography. Matt rips Dom.
:LOL:

Matt bites a courage in the distress. The poem peers? Matt conforms against Chris. Should any tea beg Matt? Chris bores Matt.

Mechagodzilla
04-06-2011, 09:07 AM
Zeta smashes every architecture into a concert. Matt Bellamy documents the fussy sock. Why does Matt Bellamy turn outside Zeta? Should the bathroom change near Zeta? The oldest noun writes inside a male. Matt Bellamy paces.

:LOL:

jackparker
04-06-2011, 09:15 AM
:LOL:


Morgan Nicholls rends a graffito inside a west cupboard. In Morgan Nicholls screams the suffering epic. Can the circuitry fish without Morgan Nicholls? Does Tom Kirk frown outside Morgan Nicholls? When can Morgan Nicholls root for Tom Kirk?

JadeLovesMuse
04-06-2011, 09:24 AM
An icon mucks the overtone opposite the feeling continent. When will the cracked stagger swear in Matt? Pwoper Fish attacks Matt after the individual wrap. When will a measured mechanic snack? Pwoper Fish obscures the enlightening hardship with an assorted heat. Pwoper Fish fails throughout Matt.

:D

jackparker
04-06-2011, 11:10 AM
^ :LOL:

Mechagodzilla
04-06-2011, 11:48 AM
Alien stops! A defensive ruler knights Matt Bellamy near a fever. Will Matt Bellamy forward alien? When can Matt Bellamy swallow on top of the epic?

Matt Bellamy dimensions a combined perspective around the lighted bug. The musician (It knows!) washes a feat near the blasted fiddle. Matt Bellamy dimensions alien under a back. A stolen skip stirs above alien. An observed cycle garbles Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy paces past a protocol.

Why won't the circuitry spite Matt Bellamy? Why does Matt Bellamy snack? Alien constitutes your rose burst next to the elitist. Alien sneaks into the famine. A pattern riots around the discriminate design. When can Matt Bellamy wash above the mere pornography? - WTF

The bit surplus heaps an ancient. Alien dictates across Matt Bellamy. Why won't the cage skip above Matt Bellamy? Can the knight bounce before a portrayed cake? Matt Bellamy floors the accepted nonsense. Another recent dragon smells with alien.

Where did the cake and the dragon come from?! :LOL:

:yesey: totally addicted to this now..

cookielover734
04-06-2011, 06:53 PM
I did my name and Matt, and got this....

Matt opposes the injustice. Lucy milks Matt. Will Matt dine before Lucy? Matt contradicts an implausible adventure behind the endeavor. Matt troubles a moderate blackboard.

Lucy springs Matt. An examiner beams Lucy behind a story. How will a void explore Matt? An irrational courage cants Lucy outside the recovery. The dead orbit buys this electorate across a projected pose.

A graduate attacks Matt within the theory. His desire cautions! The made downstairs flavors Lucy. Lucy vanishes underneath Matt. An acid indent offers Matt over the milk. Why won't a mumble supervise the boy?

The disturbed life participates outside Matt. Matt complements Lucy. The snag imports Matt. Matt flips Lucy. Lucy oils her victim on top of an instinct. The connector lifts Lucy.
:LOL:

EilishPudney
05-06-2011, 07:34 PM
Why does Dom Howard work beside Matt Bellamy? The directed rubber panels Matt Bellamy. Matt Bellamy parades before Dom Howard. The tied fool grows beneath the organized fruit. Dom Howard flips in Matt Bellamy.

muselee321
07-06-2011, 04:09 AM
Matt milks a baby. Matt begs a garden in the complex. Why does the sustained sacrifice fish inside the envy? Dom prevails in Matt. The banner machine exports Dom. When will Dom tire Matt?

:LOL: What

Minipoito
07-06-2011, 04:28 AM
An undesirable eagle excepts Dominic Howard outside the intermediate pie. Dominic Howard lists the item. A tax leans above sunglases. A bench hopes within the sister.

Sparky_
07-06-2011, 06:19 AM
I bet this is how the Chili Peppers wrote their lyrics :LOL:

sunnydelux
07-06-2011, 06:56 AM
Banana indents Matt opposite another narrow lager. An intellectual circular returns under Banana. Banana distorts the institute. An approach duffs Banana. Matt strokes a jack weapon.

Wut? :LOL:

kh95
07-06-2011, 10:30 AM
I put my name and Matt. :$


The wit runs with matt. Kiara grabs a monster on top of a product. Kiara weds matt. :eek: Matt undergoes kiara below the kingdom. Into matt colors the tennis. Our collar weights the ward.

Kiara strays! The fiscal fiddle pops. Why won't my dirt remind the heart? Kiara emphasizes matt throughout a symmetry.

Another one had this sentence, "Matt completes Kiara.":LOL:
Thats some deep stuff right there.

Elise<3sMuse
07-06-2011, 11:40 AM
Here are a few that made me lol:

The collective stretches Matt Bellamy behind the death. Matt Bellamy scratches with Dominic Howard.

Should the striking homosexual skip below the Wolstenbeast? The tutorial banana spins across the resemblance.

Babybell peers around dombread.

Uncle Dommeh fiddles with BabyBell.

Will Packet of Sweets riot on top of Grab my Bollocks?

HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS floods pwoper fish above a banana. Pwoper fish fishes inside HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS. Why can't pwoper fish refine HEY YOU CRAZY KIDS? A prize lung bores.

WTF :LOL:
I swear, this thing provides endless amusement. :awesome:

edit: I had to try it with my name and Matt & Dom's ... :ninja:
and it came up with these:
A concentrated undesirable pounds down upon Elise
Elise overlaps Matthew before a designed twist.
Matthew fasts on top of Elise. How will Elise study under Matthew?
Matthew pulses before Elise.
Matthew plays Elise. Why won't Matthew expand against Elise? Elise pats Matthew without another adequate metro. Matthew locates Elise on top of his incomprehensible juvenile.
Against Dominic originates Elise.
Why can't Dominic jerk Elise?
Elise demands Dominic. Dominic consents beneath Elise.
Dominic withdraws Elise. Elise decides beneath an alien.
Dominic stretches Elise.
:stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

muser098
07-06-2011, 07:41 PM
Dom Howard and Matt Bellamy:

Dom Howard pins Matt Bellamy above the wheel. Dom Howard sings opposite Matt Bellamy. Dom Howard jokes without an authentic phoenix. Dom Howard blows Matt Bellamy.

:)

Moonshoes
07-06-2011, 08:12 PM
Reading this tread reminds me of all the fun I had with this http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

And this is what I made with it.

The Lovely Duck Princess

Matt was walking through a fluffy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a lolzworthy little lovely duck lying under a tree.

Matt skipped over to see the dear thing and was fuckable to find that she was hurt! A Tom had pierced her leopard print little toe and she whimpered hushed with the pain.

"My neon little friend," Matt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Tom, as manicly as he could. The lovely duck cried out and Matt's heart ached, like a birth squeeze. "You'll be all right," Matt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Banana and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Banana up in his arms, Matt carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Matt nursed Banana, cleaning her toe and feeding her Dom-brand lovely duck chow.

On the eighth night, Banana climbed into bed with Matt. She burrowed under the covers and grumpily prodded Matt's eye ball. It made Matt giggle and he cuddled close to Banana, stroking her nasal cavity and singing gravley to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Matt hurried home so he could curl up with Banana. It gave him a soft feeling whenever Banana prodded his eye ball.

Then one night, Banana looked up at Matt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a pink princess."

Matt screamed mopily, he was so surprised. How could a lovely duck talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Banana said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Matt said and kissed Banana on her nasal cavity. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a pink princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Banana," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Matt said.

"See?" Banana said and showed Matt the scar from the Tom on her toe. Then she kissed Matt and they tumbled in a cave and did a lot of very flowery things, some of them involving an iridescent Chris.

"I love you," Banana said when they were done. Matt clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Banana had stashed away.

And if Banana didn't know about Matt's visits to the lovely duck sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

citizen666
09-06-2011, 06:51 AM
^ nice ^

Matt Bellamy queries a pun. Matt Bellamy institutes our future exponential under the birthday. Can Matt Bellamy overflow within the truncate artist? Socks emerges beneath Matt Bellamy.

and its Matts birthday today :happy:

Chidorifool101
11-06-2011, 12:35 AM
The tricky dependence attempts the orientated tome. A damaged pit blames my box. Will the litter attack? Matthew Bellamy paces past Damon Albarn. Damon Albarn ribbons Matthew Bellamy..

That last line always gets to me :chuckle:


Dominic Howard relaxes throughout Cheese. Cheese misplaces Dominic Howard inside the bar forecast. Cheese agrees the class past the constitutional. Cheese prevails inside Dominic Howard..

Ha! That Cheese :awesome:

Chidorifool101
11-06-2011, 12:46 AM
Reading this tread reminds me of all the fun I had with this http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

And this is what I made with it.

The Lovely Duck Princess

Matt was walking through a fluffy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a lolzworthy little lovely duck lying under a tree.

Matt skipped over to see the dear thing and was fuckable to find that she was hurt! A Tom had pierced her leopard print little toe and she whimpered hushed with the pain.

"My neon little friend," Matt said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Tom, as manicly as he could. The lovely duck cried out and Matt's heart ached, like a birth squeeze. "You'll be all right," Matt whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Banana and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Banana up in his arms, Matt carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Matt nursed Banana, cleaning her toe and feeding her Dom-brand lovely duck chow.

On the eighth night, Banana climbed into bed with Matt. She burrowed under the covers and grumpily prodded Matt's eye ball. It made Matt giggle and he cuddled close to Banana, stroking her nasal cavity and singing gravley to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Matt hurried home so he could curl up with Banana. It gave him a soft feeling whenever Banana prodded his eye ball.

Then one night, Banana looked up at Matt and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a pink princess."

Matt screamed mopily, he was so surprised. How could a lovely duck talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Banana said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Matt said and kissed Banana on her nasal cavity. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a pink princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Banana," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Matt said.

"See?" Banana said and showed Matt the scar from the Tom on her toe. Then she kissed Matt and they tumbled in a cave and did a lot of very flowery things, some of them involving an iridescent Chris.

"I love you," Banana said when they were done. Matt clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Banana had stashed away.

And if Banana didn't know about Matt's visits to the lovely duck sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

LOL nice story :chuckle:

Mine: (by the way Haley is me)

1000 Pasta Penguins
Haley paced quickly back and forth. Pityful dread filled her heart. Matt should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my savage love, Haley thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Matt had been taken hostage by Cheesy Ear, a supervillain who had the city in a state of self-conceded terror. Haley fainted dead away, like a meadow that shimmers with happy seeds and blossoms.

When she came to, there was a bump on her hip and the pityful dread had returned. "Matt, my adorable honey bunny," she cried out smotheringly. "What is Cheesy Ear doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing deepingly as he mocked him in the leg.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Haley remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 pasta penguins, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Haley ordered in a supply of pasta and set to work, folding penguins until her hip was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last penguin when Matt walked in the front door.

"Matt!" Haley screamed and threw herself into Matt's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 pasta penguins and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a pebble. She kissed Matt happily on the leg.

"Actually," Matt said, pulling away dreadfully, "I was rescued by the Beautiful Lichen. She's a new superhero in town." Matt sighed. "And she's really considerate."

The pityful dread came back. "But you're ravenous to be back here with me, right?"

Matt checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Beautiful Lichen for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay honest, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Haley choked back a sob and started folding another penguin. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

:wtf:

Stewez
12-06-2011, 11:32 AM
The forbidding framework doubles the verse. The scarlet smile pales the gutter without my punished disco. Guiding Light cuts Matt Bellamy. The epic smells before the test doom. How can Guiding Light lose with Matt Bellamy?


Quite easily, obviously :awesome: