PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Breast Milk

[Moriah]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.



http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html?taf=pla

Yum.

[BobjimTheAwesome]

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html?taf=pla

Yum.

But then the people for the ethical treatment of human breasts will send them a letter to use cows milk!

[Moriah]

But then the people for the ethical treatment of human breasts will send them a letter to use cows milk!

:p

PETB?

[QueenOfNerds]

I certainly would not like to eat it, but if you think about it it is kind of odd that it seems more natural to us to drink another animals milk.

[Strawberry_Juice]

om nom nom
To be honest I'm not too bothered either way, thinking about it. :LOL:

[QueenOfNerds]

Though I have just had a thought....
the packaging has a picture of a cow on it, what do they replace it with if they use breast milk?

[Strawberry_Juice]

Though I have just had a thought....
the packaging has a picture of a cow on it, what do they replace it with if they use breast milk?
Sexier packaging. Mmmmmmm.

[Popey]

They can fuck right off.

[guitarchaeologist]

They can fuck right off.
Indeed.

PETA...fails.

[Waldo]

Wtf. NO.

[Vesper]

PETA never fails to make me angry.

[yoselyn]

That's ENOUGH, PETA.

[<O>]

As soon as i read the Title i thought "What the fuck are PETA crying about now?".
Always thought that PETA was like the american version of Bono - apart from i don't think Bono kills african children if he thinks they're not gonna live a happy life anyway.

[Megglen]

:stunned:
Morons

[Max]

It's not going to happen.

[dip]

boobs. yes
ice cream. yes
boobs and ice cream. yes
ice cream made from boobs. epic fail.

[Sarah]

LOL

[GorkerMorker]

Best idea ever on so many levels.

ice cream made from boobs. epic fail.
All milk comes from boobs, it just depends on what synonyms you use for them.

[Juuso]

It is really odd that we are constantly raping cow's udders, but there's no way that the milk that comes from the human's ones is acceptable.

I must admit it sounds weird, but if it tasted good anyways, I wouldn't probably care. Besides, just think about how easy money making women would get from this! Well, if they got the milk out of their breasts that is.

Wonder what differences do cows' and humans' milk have? As far as I know, we shouldn't be drinking milk anyways, because it's purpose has always been to feed the newborn.

[xuwang]

:facepalm:

[GorkerMorker]

They'll have to adapt the milking machines a bit though.

[Sarah]

They'll have to adapt the milking machines a bit though.

Indeed. Especially if those that demand decide it is nummy.

[Gemsy]

I certainly would not like to eat it, but if you think about it it is kind of odd that it seems more natural to us to drink another animals milk.

:yesey::yesey::yesey:

[Davy]

Oh dear


As long as they don't get the phish food or chocolate brownies from a human too :stunned:

[theanatomyofguns]

I now await the "Ben & Jerry's Urgers PETA To Fuck Off" thread

[pubicmage]

I don't know why they don't just suggest using soy milk. They obviously just want to be controversial.

[seregon]

I like their fail attempt of promotion:

Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,'

:LOL:

[dip]

It is really odd that we are constantly raping cow's udders, but there's no way that the milk that comes from the human's ones is acceptable.

I must admit it sounds weird, but if it tasted good anyways, I wouldn't probably care. Besides, just think about how easy money making women would get from this! Well, if they got the milk out of their breasts that is.

Wonder what differences do cows' and humans' milk have? As far as I know, we shouldn't be drinking milk anyways, because it's purpose has always been to feed the newborn.

one nice word to undermine your argument.

exploitation!

[GorkerMorker]

Wait, no, exploitation is the argument used pro-breast consumption. Humans have a choice in it, animals don't.

Breast milk is even healthier (provided the woman had a proper diet), much more omega 3.

[Peroxide Pixie]

Breast milk would make more sense than milk from cows when you think about it? A lot of countries are still lactose intolerant which is how it's suppose to be, we're not suppose to drink any kind of milk past the age 3-4 but we've trained ourselves to do it.

Saw a women on the telly try breast milk the other day and apparently it's very sweet, some women sell their breast milk and others give it away to hospitals so you never know :D

[Caff]

I read something a few weeks ago written by a woman who sells breast milk on the 'net to pervy old men and makes quite a lot of money out of it. So surely this would be an easy way to make money for some women?

I don't know wtf men were wanting the breast milk for by the way.

Also PETA need to stop failing because as soon as you say you're for animal rights everyone assumes you're one of these morons.

[Strawberry_Juice]

I don't know why they don't just suggest using soy milk. They obviously just want to be controversial.
Yeah, where the fuck did that bit go? They sort of just skipped it over. :LOL:
Because controversy = WOO MORE ATTENTION!!!!!!!
Soy ice cream is still tasty. I would actually have thought over a PETA proposal with some respect if they had actually suggested that.

[Mona]

Yeah, where the fuck did that bit go? They sort of just skipped it over. :LOL:
Because controversy = WOO MORE ATTENTION!!!!!!!
Soy ice cream is still tasty. I would actually have thought over a PETA proposal with some respect if they had actually suggested that.

+1

[switchbl@d3]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

[BobjimTheAwesome]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:LOL::stunned::stunned::LOL::stunned::stunned:

[Moriah]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:stunned:

[Juuso]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

[GorkerMorker]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

What the hell, I've never heard of that.

[Abbey]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:LOL: Best post in quite a while.

[theanatomyofguns]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:LOL:

[altrocker1807]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:
whoaaaaa bud...nice testimony though :stunned: :LOL:

[Kuutar]

Yeah, where the fuck did that bit go? They sort of just skipped it over. :LOL:
Because controversy = WOO MORE ATTENTION!!!!!!!
Soy ice cream is still tasty. I would actually have thought over a PETA proposal with some respect if they had actually suggested that.
+1


Just trying to get (stupid) attention.


And I don't think free range, organic milk is that bad either...

[GorkerMorker]

Nope, there's not much wrong with organic milk.

And what about sorbets? No milk at all and much healthier!

[Davy]

:LOL: Best post in quite a while.

+1 :LOL:

Somebody sig it

[Abbey]

+1 :LOL:

Somebody sig it

I can just imagine it being like the bit in Family Guy where Peter tries to breastfeed Stewie :LOL: Stewie's face was utterly priceless :LOL:

[Caff]

What the hell, I've never heard of that.

Apparently some men actually like suckling their pregnant wives/girlfriends. I know it's a mother/son relationship but the Little Britain "bitty" sketch didn't come out of nowhere.

[Mandy_]

Wait, no, exploitation is the argument used pro-breast consumption. Humans have a choice in it, animals don't.

Breast milk is even healthier (provided the woman had a proper diet), much more omega 3.
This is true, I was trying to find a positive to it..

[Strawberry_Juice]

Apparently some men actually like suckling their pregnant wives/girlfriends. I know it's a mother/son relationship but the Little Britain "bitty" sketch didn't come out of nowhere.
I love that sketch. :LOL:

[*OoS*]

PETA never fails to make me angry.

What's wrong with saying it? They're in favour of animals, so of course they'd think that.

Why are people getting angry with them? :$

[Kuutar]

What's wrong with saying it? They're in favour of animals, so of course they'd think that.

Why are people getting angry with them? :$
I'm not against them and I'm not angry.

They just could have said something reasonable, like use soya milk instead. But no, they only want attention. And they'll get it, but wrong kind of.

[Vesper]

What's wrong with saying it? They're in favour of animals, so of course they'd think that.

Why are people getting angry with them? :$


They just piss me off a lot. I have no problem with people being in favour of animals, they way they go about things, the things they "urge" other people to do, piss me off.

[Strawberry_Juice]

Animal rights = whoopdeedoo
PETA = annoying and obnoxious
They make the animal rights movement go :facepalm:

[GorkerMorker]

I think their idea is to set the extreme to shift the average further in the right way. And you know what? I like it, it's just that they totally miss the subtlety and the connection with the main public. It's the same with the climate lobby. Everyone is getting fucking tired of the climate "hype" while it's not supposed to be a hype to begin with, it's dead serious and all they do is manage to make people grow weary of it all.

Apparently some men actually like suckling their pregnant wives/girlfriends. I know it's a mother/son relationship but the Little Britain "bitty" sketch didn't come out of nowhere.

Ha, all right, guess that's something that I won't ever experience.

[ʘ]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:LOL::LOL::LOL::facepalm:


I think this quote is by far PETA's crowning achievement. Somebody please shut this thread down, and PETA, for that matter.

[yoselyn]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:

:LOL:



Win.

[QueenOfNerds]

Seeing ppl's reactions here, I do have to wonder why this is so controversial.
Breast milk is made for us to eat!
It would totally gross me out eating breast milk ice cream, but the idea doesn't shock me, it seems logical to me.
Our perception is the problem here.

[Strawberry_Juice]

Seeing ppl's reactions here, I do have to wonder why this is so controversial.
Breast milk is made for us to eat!
It would totally gross me out eating breast milk ice cream, but the idea doesn't shock me, it seems logical to me.
Our perception is the problem here.
I think it's the fact that it's PETA. If someone else had proposed this, the reaction wouldn't be as strong.
I'm still confused as to why breast milk was proposed over soy milk, though. So to me that kinda casts this in the light of being more of an attention grab than a serious proposal...

[Fernando]

Seeing ppl's reactions here, I do have to wonder why this is so controversial.
Breast milk is made for us to eat!
It would totally gross me out eating breast milk ice cream, but the idea doesn't shock me, it seems logical to me.
Our perception is the problem here.
It's made for infants to drink. There's no logical reason for grown people to do it, as they get almost none of the essential benefits that infants get from it.

While I already knew PETA was nuts, this is still just plain weird.

[guitarchaeologist]

They just piss me off a lot. I have no problem with people being in favour of animals, they way they go about things, the things they "urge" other people to do, piss me off.
PETA are for complete animal liberation - they don't want animals to used for anything ever, not even pets. They're all a bunch of crazies.

[Strawberry_Juice]

They euthanize most of the shelter and abandoned animals they take in, which to me seems REALLY REALLY DUMB.
"Oh, better to euthanize them after suffering in a shelter or being abused than to hold on to them and let them suffer."
Er, so then you're suggesting that your facilities would cause suffering as well.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
It's that whole "If you can't have it all, you can't have any of it" attitude that I don't like.
Make an effort. Euthanize the ones that really have no chance at surviving, yeah. But you have a multimillion dollar budget, and only a few hundred thousand gets spent on caring for abused shelter animals. Something in that logic is flawed.

[Caff]

I swear the squick about breast milk is yet another example of moronishness over the intended purpose for breasts. Ie. denial over their true function.

[guitarchaeologist]

I swear the squick about breast milk is yet another example of moronishness over the intended purpose for breasts. Ie. denial over their true function.
You mean they're not sexual??? :eek:

[Caff]

You mean they're not sexual??? :eek:

No I mean GASP their sexual function is only SECOND to something else! The scandal!

[guitarchaeologist]

no i mean gasp their sexual function is only second to something else! The scandal!
you just blew my mind!!!

;)

[Vesper]

I've talked on more than one occasion about my feelings for the backwards organization that is PETA. I wont angrily repeat myself in this thread to spare those who remember but lets just say I have a issue with them that hits close to home (which has been resolved much to my pleasure, but Im still pissed). Basically every whacked idea they come up with pisses me off. A lot of what they do is logically flawed. If people want to be vegetarians, thats cool, if people dont want to eat anything from an animal, it gets me slightly riled up, but that still cool too, as long as they're not infringing on MY right to do the opposite, which PETA seems to be intent on doing.

[Caff]

As a meat eater I'm obviously cool with people eating/using animals for our purposes but my only wish is that the animals suffer as little as possible when it comes to dying and that they have a good life before they're killed.

PETA euthanasing animals that come into their care for no good reason is NOT a way of ensuring animals don't suffer. Plus they're batshit insane and try to guilt trip even animal lovers by saying we shouldn't have animals as pets. Wtf.

[Vesper]

As a meat eater I'm obviously cool with people eating/using animals for our purposes but my only wish is that the animals suffer as little as possible when it comes to dying and that they have a good life before they're killed.

PETA euthanasing animals that come into their care for no good reason is NOT a way of ensuring animals don't suffer. Plus they're batshit insane and try to guilt trip even animal lovers by saying we shouldn't have animals as pets. Wtf.
Exactly. Im all for animal rights. I only buy Free Range and organic products. If I find a company harms its animals in a cruel way I wont buy their stuff but Im a human, an omnivore, and thats not going to change. And some crazy backwards organization sure as hell isn't going to make it change.

Not having animals as pets is total bull. There are certain animals that arent commonly domesticated I feel should be left alone but thats it. Im not going to throw my cats out because PETA says its wrong for me to let them live in a warm home and have food.

Plants are living things too! Maybe we should just stop eating all together!


I'll stop now because I could go on forever.

[QueenOfNerds]

It's made for infants to drink. There's no logical reason for grown people to do it, as they get almost none of the essential benefits that infants get from it.

While I already knew PETA was nuts, this is still just plain weird.

Yes but it is human!
I'm just saying at one point we decided it was ok to drink cows milk (made for baby cows), which is just as disgusting an idea. I think It is odd that we now see human milk as horrible, it belongs to us.

[Fernando]

As a meat eater I'm obviously cool with people eating/using animals for our purposes but my only wish is that the animals suffer as little as possible when it comes to dying and that they have a good life before they're killed.

PETA euthanasing animals that come into their care for no good reason is NOT a way of ensuring animals don't suffer. Plus they're batshit insane and try to guilt trip even animal lovers by saying we shouldn't have animals as pets. Wtf.
There's a region in Japan famous for its beef, which as well as tasting amazing is known for how well they treat the cows (massage, beer, and more!). It's also very expensive for that reason, but it's undoubtedly some of the best-treated (in life) food available.

[CottonCandy]

What's wrong with saying it? They're in favour of animals, so of course they'd think that.

Why are people getting angry with them? :$

Fighting for animal rights is one thing, doing bunch of stupid stuff and being controversial for the sake of it is another.

Also they're downright hypocrites. They want to ban all animal testing, even for medical reasons, AND the drugs that have already been developed by animal testing. This would include most antibiotics and insulin, but the vice president of PETA is a diabetic and uses insulin every day. They also have protests against animal shelters because they put down the animals that are too ill etc, but they do the exact thing themselves -try to save animals but put down the ones that they can't cure.

[Black Mamba]

Breast milk is really sickly tasting. I accidentally got a mouthful during sexy time when my GF was lactating. Not tasty :noey:
Lolz.

[Martin]

PETA are retarded. I thought this was a joke at first :LOL:

[GorkerMorker]

Peta also forgot that these 'milk mothers' will have to eat more meat (and drink more milk?) to make up for their lost milk.

In any case, it's even one more step down to making the whole process even more inefficient. First we burn down rainforests so we can farm crops which we can feed cows so we can drink the milk, yeah, let's just add a milk giving woman at the end of the chain to make it even longer and more wasteful.

[mr.jingles]

I wouldn't mind having some Ben & Jerry's ice cream made from these:

http://www.suchablog.com/images/scarlett-gg/scarlett-johansson-globes-04g.jpg

I'm more than willing to do all the milking myself. :p

[Sarah]

I don't think there is actually anything to say in defence of PETA on this. I mean, the amount of units that Ben & Jerrys sell - how many women would have to provide breast milk? Would they be in dairy barns too? Does it mean we have to kill off kids to reap the milk left?

Absolutely no logic at all. It isn't a shock that it is from PETA. They can only see as far as their nose and even then they probably cut that off to spite it years ago....

[Stecloud]

I'd quite like to try human milk actually. I'll have to find a pregnant friend.

[ninja]

i dont think they'll get enough breastmilk XD

[Lick My Face]

I'd quite like to try human milk actually. I'll have to find a pregnant friend.

I have the joy of not having to look at all. Ahah

[ʘ]

I'll have to find a pregnant friend.

You lazy bastard! Get one pregnant yourself!

[Stecloud]

You lazy bastard! Get one pregnant yourself!

I can't. My penis can't cope with women.

[Jase]

I wouldn't mind having some Ben & Jerry's ice cream made from these:

http://www.suchablog.com/images/scarlett-gg/scarlett-johansson-globes-04g.jpg

I'm more than willing to do all the milking myself. :p

I'll have one, you can have the other. They're more than big enough fo the both of us.

[Noel Gallagher]

Ice cream made with breast milk!:stunned: Fuck that.

[Jase]

Now, Ice Cream made of breasts, hmmmm...

[Noel Gallagher]

Now, Ice Cream made of breasts, hmmmm...

Now ya see I like breasts and I like ice cream. But whether or not i'd eat ice cream made of breasts is a completely different story.

[Jase]

Breast flavoured ice cream?

[Noel Gallagher]

Breast flavoured ice cream?

Yum, i'm up for that! Rasberry Nipple!

[Jase]

Prefer strawberry nipple myself :p.

[Strawberry_Juice]

Hello.

[Noel Gallagher]

Prefer strawberry nipple myself :p.

Vanilla with lashings of nipple:yesey:

[Eye of Harmony]

I don't think there is actually anything to say in defence of PETA on this. I mean, the amount of units that Ben & Jerrys sell - how many women would have to provide breast milk? Would they be in dairy barns too? Does it mean we have to kill off kids to reap the milk left?

Absolutely no logic at all. It isn't a shock that it is from PETA. They can only see as far as their nose and even then they probably cut that off to spite it years ago....

Exactly.:LOL:

Plus, it was mentioned earlier that women's milk is good WHEN THEY ARE ON A GOOD DIET. Um...so basically we would have to keep the "suppliers" in barns and very well fed.
Now I'm sure you'd get some willing participants. But, probably not nearly enough. Then what? You capture the rest. Or hell, you could just get some women and create a little baby factory. Make more babies...to produce more milk.
Then you raise the children in the factory. Keep the males so that they might impregnate the females (only the "fertile" ones, though), so that more milk will be made. And it goes on and on.
And right there you have the outline for a sci-fi story.
Yeah...
makes perfect sense:facepalm:

[CottonCandy]

Now ya see I like breasts and I like ice cream. But whether or not i'd eat ice cream made of breasts is a completely different story.

What about ice cream in shape of breasts?

[T.U.O.S.]

What about ice cream in shape of breasts?

Breastcicles! :stunned:

[Caff]

Lolz at "raspberry nipples" in the tags...I know a song that would be appropriate there.

[gwezza]

What a fucking retarded idea. Yet another example of peta talking shit.

As is the concept of drinking cows milk anyway.

Down with milk!

[Max]

What a fucking retarded idea. Yet another example of peta talking shit.

When aren't they?

[The_Tourist]

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html?taf=pla

Yum.

That's just ridiculous! :LOL:
Why not just ask to use milk from humanely treated cows?
Cows need o be milked, it's not like their being milked against their will.

[Jase]

Hello.

Hai thar!

[GorkerMorker]

Cows need o be milked, it's not like their being milked against their will.

That's like saying pigs need to be slaughtered otherwise it's not economical viable to support their lives. It's bullshit and you know it. Cows get milked because they're kept in the condition that makes them produce milk.

[Caff]

Surely the only reason cows produce milk is cos they're pregnant or have a baby (which was probably slaughtered)? :rolleyes:

[Jase]

What a fucking retarded idea. Yet another example of peta talking shit.

As is the concept of drinking cows milk anyway.

Down with milk!

But tea without milk is so uncivilised...

[Caff]

But tea without milk is so uncivilised...

Use lemon.

It's the posh way to drink tea.

[GorkerMorker]

But tea without milk is so uncivilised...

No it's not. Milk totally ruins tea.

[Jase]

Use lemon.

It's the posh way to drink tea.

No it's not. Milk totally ruins tea.

Donald Pleasance would disagree with you.

[Fernando]

No it's not. Milk totally ruins tea.
I would say that depends on what kind of tea.

[Jase]

I would say that depends on what kind of tea.

PG Tips FTW!

[QueenOfNerds]

PG Tips FTW!

:LOL:

Yes milk is a must for tea.

[GorkerMorker]

I would say that depends on what kind of tea.

No, it doesn't. Teas that taste well with milk are already so bad that there's nothing to ruin about. That's like saying you tomato ketchup ruins the big macs.

[CottonCandy]

That's like saying pigs need to be slaughtered otherwise it's not economical viable to support their lives. It's bullshit and you know it. Cows get milked because they're kept in the condition that makes them produce milk.

Surely the only reason cows produce milk is cos they're pregnant or have a baby (which was probably slaughtered)? :rolleyes:

Cows used to only produce milk when they had a baby... But then the way humans have bred cows has ended up with cows that produce milk all the time after their first baby... If you don't milk them their udders will burst :(

[Fernando]

No, it doesn't. Teas that taste well with milk are already so bad that there's nothing to ruin about. That's like saying you tomato ketchup ruins the big macs.
Not really. Ketchup ruins everything.

[Jase]

No, it doesn't. Teas that taste well with milk are already so bad that there's nothing to ruin about. That's like saying you tomato ketchup ruins the big macs.

Silence! English tea is amazing!

Not really. Ketchup ruins everything.

Brown sauce, mayo and mustard :yesey:.

[The_Tourist]

That's like saying pigs need to be slaughtered otherwise it's not economical viable to support their lives. It's bullshit and you know it. Cows get milked because they're kept in the condition that makes them produce milk.

No, it's actually not. Cows produce milk when they are pregnant and after they are pregnant. I wouldn't call that a particularly horrible condition if they are taken care of well [ie not cramped in a nasty farmhouse and fed hormones]... The milk they produce is used for many things, obviously just for drinking and other reasons. They're quite useful... Also, they have to be milked or their udders get too full which, I believe, is painful for them.
So, no, it's not bullshit.
Are you not condoning the use of milk?

[CottonCandy]

No, it's actually not. Cows produce milk when they are pregnant and after they are pregnant. I wouldn't call that a particularly horrible condition if they are taken care of well [ie not cramped in a nasty farmhouse and fed hormones]... The milk they produce is used for many things, obviously just for drinking and other reasons. They're quite useful... Also, they have to be milked or their udders get too full which, I believe, is painful for them.
So, no, it's not bullshit.
Are you not condoning the use of milk?

I like organic milk, because the cows are being in good care :D

[GorkerMorker]

Are you not condoning the use of milk?

I'm not condoning the scale and way the milk is produced.

[Lick My Face]

Brown sauce, mayo and mustard :yesey:.

All at once? That's gotta be a somewhat ugly-looking concoction, non?

[Strawberry_Juice]

I would say that depends on what kind of tea.
Yeahhhh... green tea with milk? The thought makes me gag. :LOL:

[Fernando]

Yeahhhh... green tea with milk? The thought makes me gag. :LOL:
I've seen some westerners in Japan who do that...

[Strawberry_Juice]

I've seen some westerners in Japan who do that...
http://blurredsmile.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail2.jpg

[Jase]

All at once? That's gotta be a somewhat ugly-looking concoction, non?

Pigs are ugly too, but bacon tastes damned nice.

[GorkerMorker]

Green tea with milk, imagine a load of cum fermenting together with seaweed for a couple of months.

[QueenOfNerds]

I like organic milk, because the cows are being in good care :D

Yes I only drink organic, I think you can taste the happy!

[CottonCandy]

Yes I only drink organic, I think you can taste the happy!

That would be a good slogan!

(insert brand name) organic products- taste the happy!

[Lick My Face]

Pigs are ugly too, but bacon tastes damned nice.

This is a good point.

Perhaps I should try it one day.

What kind of mustard, though?

[Jase]

This is a good point.

Perhaps I should try it one day.

What kind of mustard, though?

Proper mustard. English of course!

[The_Tourist]

Green tea with milk, imagine a load of cum fermenting together with seaweed for a couple of months.

Ewww. I don't understand people putting crap in their tea. It tastes perfectly fine on its own...

[Fernando]

Ewww. I don't understand people putting crap in their tea. It tastes perfectly fine on its own...
For the same reasons people put bacon on cheeseburgers.

[The_Tourist]

For the same reasons people put bacon on cheeseburgers.

If you want to taste bacon, eat fucking bacon! zdlkflsdkfrey5e7cv
I hate consumerism. Food has become so disgusting.

[Strawberry_Juice]

Bacon is just plain narsty. :phu:

[The_Tourist]

Bacon is just plain narsty. :phu:

Bacon is fried evil.

[Fernando]

Bacon is just plain narsty. :phu:
How would you know?
Bacon is fried evil.
Evil never tasted so good.

[Strawberry_Juice]

How would you know?

becuz i eated it
and my daddy eatz it frekwuntly
Both pig and turkey bacon. I don't mind little bits of it IN other things. But to eat it plain, urgh. Turkey bacon tastes mildly less evil.

[Lula]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :LOL:

[Lula]

How would you know?

Evil never tasted so good.

/agree.

[Fernando]

becuz i eated it
and my daddy eatz it frekwuntly
Both pig and turkey bacon. I don't mind little bits of it IN other things. But to eat it plain, urgh. Turkey bacon tastes mildly less evil.
You're a terrible Jew :mad::rabbi:

[Caff]

If you want to taste bacon, eat fucking bacon! zdlkflsdkfrey5e7cv
I hate consumerism. Food has become so disgusting.

That doesn't apply to tea. It has been taken with other things in it for quite some time in the West...

[Lick My Face]

Proper mustard. English of course!

Haha, those silly Americans and their mild "mustard"...

By "English", I presume you mean Colman's?

[Strawberry_Juice]

American mustard is "mild"?

Fucking hell then I don't ever want to try what the fuck it is you eat. :stunned:
Mustard is blegh.

[Jase]

Haha, those silly Americans and their mild "mustard"...

By "English", I presume you mean Colman's?

It's cute isn't it?

And yeah, Coleman's :\mm/:! I do quite like French mustard as well.

American mustard is "mild"?

Fucking hell then I don't ever want to try what the fuck it is you eat. :stunned:
Mustard is blegh.

I can actually eat spoonfuls of mustard, I love the stuff. If you think American mustard is spicy, never have curries...

[The_Tourist]

Mustard is baby puke which some people call edible and laugh at the people who go along with it. :noey:

[Jase]

Mustard is baby puke which some people call edible and laugh at the people who go along with it. :noey:

Mustard is fucking lush. You're just a massive pansy and can't handle the (minimal) spiceyness.

[The_Tourist]

Mustard is fucking lush. You're just a massive pansy and can't handle the (minimal) spiceyness.

It's not spicy, it's diarrhea. ;)

[Strawberry_Juice]

I can actually eat spoonfuls of mustard, I love the stuff. If you think American mustard is spicy, never have curries...
I LOVE spicy food. LOVE LOVE LOVE. Mmmm curry.
But mustard, for some reason, is just... horrifying. It's not so much the spice as the mustardy taste. If you add any more spice to that shit smear, it would be too overwhelming for me. Errgh. The foods people eat with mustard taste just fine without it. It ruins them, as would any other condiment.

[Jase]

It's not spicy, it's diarrhea. ;)

To be fair, you're from Chicago and so have American mustard which is diarrhea.

I LOVE spicy food. LOVE LOVE LOVE. Mmmm curry.
But mustard, for some reason, is just... horrifying. It's not so much the spice as the mustardy taste. If you add any more spice to that shit smear, it would be too overwhelming for me. Errgh. The foods people eat with mustard taste just fine without it. It ruins them, as would any other condiment.

But...but...condiments!

[Strawberry_Juice]

But...but...condiments!
Only ketchup for me.
Mayo, mustard, ranch, dressings, etc.... = :noey:

/purist

[Jase]

Only ketchup for me.
Mayo, mustard, ranch, dressings, etc.... = :noey:

/purist

Purist?! Pah! Dunno what you're missing out on! Maaaaaaaaayoooooonaaaaaaiiiiiise!!

[Strawberry_Juice]

Purist?! Pah! Dunno what you're missing out on! Maaaaaaaaayoooooonaaaaaaiiiiiise!!
I've always harbored a grudge against condiments, ever since I was tiny.

My parents assumed that I wouldn't like veggies, so they gave them to me with ranch on them, like other parents did in order to trick their kids into eating veggies. But I HATED it... because of the ranch. Later on, when I had plain veggies, I loved them.

I can tolerate ranch on a sandwich now. But that's as far as I'll go.
Mayo is FOUL. UGHHGHHHHGHGHhhh every time I tried to eat it, I gagged. Once I puked.

[Jase]

I've always harbored a grudge against condiments, ever since I was tiny.

My parents assumed that I wouldn't like veggies, so they gave them to me with ranch on them, like other parents did in order to trick their kids into eating veggies. But I HATED it... because of the ranch. Later on, when I had plain veggies, I loved them.

I can tolerate ranch on a sandwich now. But that's as far as I'll go.
Mayo is FOUL. UGHHGHHHHGHGHhhh every time I tried to eat it, I gagged. Once I puked.

The love is gone :noey:. Not liking mayo and bacon is a cardinal sin in my book.

[The_Tourist]

To be fair, you're from Chicago and so have American mustard which is diarrhea.

Actually, we have specialty shops where we buy the imported stuff, so, huh. :indiff::erm:
But the smell is enough to turn me off forever.

[Fernando]

Mustard is fucking lush. You're just a massive pansy and can't handle the (minimal) spiceyness.
I don't like mustard, but I like using habanero as seasoning.

Fernando's Rule #1 regarding spicy food:
It's not hot enough unless it causes your mouth to burst into flames.

[Noel Gallagher]

I don't like mustard, but I like using habanero as seasoning.

Fernando's Rule #1 regarding spicy food:
It's not hot enough unless it causes your mouth to burst into flames.

Yeah but what about the shits in the morning?

[Strawberry_Juice]

The love is gone :noey:. Not liking mayo and bacon is a cardinal sin in my book.
I like bacon IN other things. :(
But.
Mayo....
It's not my fault, my mother accidentally ate maggot-infested artichoke while I was in utero. It did something to me, I know it. :supersad:

[Vesper]

God mustard is like my favourite food.:stongue:

[Lick My Face]

Deeeeary me, Strawb.

Mayo + Chicken in a sandwich = one of the greatest inventions since sliced bread. Which is apt.

I've yet to taste the wonders of brown sauce, though. Don' even know what the blazes it's made from! Ahah

[Jase]

Deeeeary me, Strawb.

Mayo + Chicken in a sandwich = one of the greatest inventions since sliced bread. Which is apt.

I've yet to taste the wonders of brown sauce, though. Don' even know what the blazes it's made from! Ahah

You've never had brown sauce?!!!?!?!!? HP's is the way forward as it's ten times nicer than ketchup and is perfect with bacon.

[pira]

Yeah but what about the shits in the morning?Only noobs suffer from a ring of fire with liquid shit spraying out of it. :p

[Lick My Face]

You've never had brown sauce?!!!?!?!!? HP's is the way forward as it's ten times nicer than ketchup and is perfect with bacon.

Haha, well, next time I feel like a lush little bacon sarnie, I shall have to get me some HP and slap it on.