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Velouria
01-03-2004, 09:00 AM
Feeling slightly out of place, thanks to the results of Belly's age survey? Then this is the thread for you!

Fellow old farts, show yourselves...

a320
01-03-2004, 09:03 AM
aaaaw don't u think 20 is old???? :(

Velouria
01-03-2004, 09:05 AM
aaaaw don't u think 20 is old???? :(

Seeing as I'm 31, then no, he he. :p

The 25+ thread was quite popular on the previous board, so I just thought I'd bring it back.

Krazy Cat
01-03-2004, 09:09 AM
Hi Velouria, I'm with you!! :D Us oldies have to stick together!! lol :D

Belly
01-03-2004, 09:12 AM
meh.

woo-hoo, is this gonna be mortgage chat ?

i'm getting moist already !

how many of your mates are now parents !

again,

Meh.

a320
01-03-2004, 09:12 AM
well goodbye then:p

Velouria
01-03-2004, 09:18 AM
meh.

woo-hoo, is this gonna be mortgage chat ?

I really hope not, seeing as I don't have a prayer of ever being able to afford a house.

how many of your mates are now parents !

None, strangely enough. A couple are married though.

Noodles
01-03-2004, 09:21 AM
None, strangely enough. A couple are married though.


How odd, I know a people in their early 20`s with sprogs :rolleyes:
Well we are up norff...we dont live as long, gotta breed early.

Eve
01-03-2004, 09:21 AM
None, strangely enough. A couple are married though.

Most of my friends have kids, I don't. And I'm not planning to buy a house so no mortgage for me either :p

a320
01-03-2004, 09:23 AM
How odd, I know a people in their early 20`s with sprogs :rolleyes:
Well we are up norff...we dont live as long, gotta breed early.
what r u doing here!

Velouria
01-03-2004, 09:24 AM
How odd, I know a people in their early 20`s with sprogs :rolleyes:
Well we are up norff...we dont live as long, gotta breed early.

Most of my friends just don't really like kids, or are too busy with careers or trying to afford a house etc.

Noodles
01-03-2004, 09:25 AM
Most of my friends just don't really like kids, or are too busy with careers or trying to afford a house etc.

Who does like sprogs? :rolleyes:

what r u doing here!
Oh, i`m okay....I`ve got a special letter saying i`m not allowed to breed :p

Velouria
01-03-2004, 09:32 AM
what r u doing here!

Under 25's aren't excluded, they popped up on the old thread.

Besides, Noodle's knowledge of dodgy 80's TV is second to none, so he belongs here. ;)

Krazy Cat
01-03-2004, 09:34 AM
Under 25's aren't excluded, they popped up on the old thread.

Besides, Noodle's knowledge of dodgy 80's TV is second to none, so he belongs here. ;)


Yeah, we have to have Noodles!! He's our brother lol :D

And anyway just cause we are over 25 dosen't mean we can't have fun!! ;)

Noodles
01-03-2004, 09:36 AM
Under 25's aren't excluded, they popped up on the old thread.

Besides, Noodle's knowledge of dodgy 80's TV is second to none, so he belongs here. ;)

YAY!!! :D
I`m also here, because I`m Velourias sidekick.
Im Magnum to her Higgins :D
http://www.physics.utoronto.ca/~paglione/images/magnum.jpghttp://perso.wanadoo.fr/silvertv/zmagnum/higgins.jpg

Velouria
01-03-2004, 09:41 AM
YAY!!! :D
I`m also here, because I`m Velourias sidekick.
Im Magnum to her Higgins :D


Indeed. Though luckily I don't have the moustache.

Noodles
01-03-2004, 09:43 AM
Indeed. Though luckily I don't have the moustache.

I dont have my moustache either :(
We suck.

....You`re okay...but I know for a fact I can`t fight crime and be an internation sex symbol without mine :mad:

Eve
01-03-2004, 09:46 AM
I dont have my moustache either :(
We suck.

....You`re okay...but I know for a fact I can`t fight crime and be an internation sex symbol without mine :mad:

but your avatar doesn't have a moustache either. maybe you should change it into Higgins. Shall I be Rick?

a320
01-03-2004, 09:47 AM
YAY!!! :D
I`m also here, because I`m Velourias sidekick.
Im Magnum to her Higgins :D
http://www.physics.utoronto.ca/~paglione/images/magnum.jpghttp://perso.wanadoo.fr/silvertv/zmagnum/higgins.jpg

can i be here coz i'm ur sister???


i love led zeppelin!that shouls be a good reason, i have a old soul :p

Noodles
01-03-2004, 09:49 AM
but your avatar doesn't have a moustache either. maybe you should change it into Higgins. Shall I be Rick?

The amount of avatars ive been through....nah I`ll stick with Ren ..and i`m NOT giving him a tashe...well ...maybe :rolleyes:

YEAH!!! You can be rick, now all we need is a T.C.!!!....and he can call Velouria `higgy baby` all the time!!! :D
http://www.angelfire.com/ne/peanuts/images/Rick04.jpg

a320
01-03-2004, 09:53 AM
The amount of avatars ive been through....nah I`ll stick with Ren ..and i`m NOT giving him a tashe...well ...maybe :rolleyes:

YEAH!!! You can be rick, now all we need is a T.C.!!!....and he can call Velouria `higgy baby` all the time!!! :D
http://www.angelfire.com/ne/peanuts/images/Rick04.jpg

can't we be the a-team that's old too :rolleyes:

Noodles
01-03-2004, 09:57 AM
I`ll be mad murdock then!!!
http://thea-team.hypermart.net/murdock.jpg

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
01-03-2004, 09:59 AM
*shows face*

a320
01-03-2004, 09:59 AM
I`ll be mad murdock then!!!
http://thea-team.hypermart.net/murdock.jpg

i'm him
http://hadess.net/files/not-mine/a-team/mrt2.gif

think i nedd some plastic surgery then :p

Velouria
01-03-2004, 10:00 AM
but your avatar doesn't have a moustache either. maybe you should change it into Higgins. Shall I be Rick?

You could be TC if you want to fly the chopper?

Eve
01-03-2004, 10:04 AM
You could be TC if you want to fly the chopper?

ahhhh yeah SUPACOOL!!!


and if we're the A-team I wanna be Hannibal.

*chews cigar** 'I love it when a plan comes together!' :D

Noodles
01-03-2004, 10:07 AM
ahhhh yeah SUPACOOL!!!


and if we're the A-team I wanna be Hannibal.

*chews cigar** 'I love it when a plan comes together!' :D


Awww all velouria has left to be is FACE ....she just shows up in a corvette and does no work.....WHY DIDNT I PICK FACE! :D

Velouria
01-03-2004, 10:07 AM
Awww all velouria has left to be is FACE ....she just shows up in a corvette and does no work.....WHY DIDNT I PICK FACE! :D

No work you say? Perfect!

Thessi
01-03-2004, 10:09 AM
this is the thread for me, the granny!!
i feel so old, still being only nearly 24.
i feel the chrisis striking any moment now.........................................

Noodles
01-03-2004, 10:10 AM
No work you say? Perfect!
And you`re also Starbuck from battlestar galactica if you`re face :p
http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~leiafee/ateam/dvdgrabs/rabbit/ConfusedFace.jpeg

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:14 AM
i don't wanna be in the A team, i want a colonial viper ! i wanna fight cylons ! i want the re-make of battlestar galactica to not be shitey-o-blimey !

i wanna be Booma !!

Noodles
01-03-2004, 10:19 AM
i don't wanna be in the A team, i want a colonial viper ! i wanna fight cylons ! i want the re-make of battlestar galactica to not be shitey-o-blimey !

i wanna be Booma !!


Tough luck old boy, in the shite-a-lite remake...Booma is a chick too :rolleyes:

http://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/battlestar-poster.jpg
What a posse!!

Cylons are ace....if they`re weren`t so retarded they`d kill ALL!!

"By your command" :D

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:21 AM
opening credits of A-team, where face sees hanibal on set and a cylon walks past and face gets the fear. :D

Skills.

a320
01-03-2004, 10:22 AM
i'm starting to think that i'm too young :(

Noodles
01-03-2004, 10:23 AM
i'm starting to think that i'm too young :(
You`ver never seen this stuff? :eek:

a320
01-03-2004, 10:25 AM
You`ver never seen this stuff? :eek:
no i only know the name of the series

don't know if it was on tv in hollands though :(


*grabs guitar and tries to play the blues*

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:33 AM
no i only know the name of the series

don't know if it was on tv in hollands though :(


*grabs guitar and tries to play the blues*

never heard of teh A-TEAM !!

GET OUT !!!!!!!!! :D

Thank you please.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
01-03-2004, 10:34 AM
*shakes head*

The youth of today.

a320
01-03-2004, 10:41 AM
never heard of teh A-TEAM !!

GET OUT !!!!!!!!! :D

Thank you please.
ehmmm i came upo with the a-team!

i dunno that battlestar thing

Honey Ryder
01-03-2004, 10:45 AM
Battlestar Galitica, what a fabulously shit programme. And Blakes 7, can I be Servalan (sp)? I want to wear pvc and be evil. Mwahahahaaaaa

And while we're talking about it. Anyone remember Manimal? Now that programme rocked.

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:46 AM
ehmmm i came upo with the a-team!

i dunno that battlestar thing


even worse !]

begone , young one, there is nothing for you here.... :D

Noodles
01-03-2004, 10:47 AM
Battlestar Galitica, what a fabulously shit programme. And Blakes 7, can I be Servalan (sp)? I want to wear pvc and be evil. Mwahahahaaaaa

And while we're talking about it. Anyone remember Manimal? Now that programme rocked.

http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Personal/Blakes7/blakes7.gif
They`re re-making that too I think :mad:

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:48 AM
And while we're talking about it. Anyone remember Manimal? Now that programme rocked.


aye. twas good. automan was on after it !

saturdays rocked once upon a time.

wrestling in the morning, dickie davies , go shopping, come home 4 automan, blue thunder, manimal, a-taem etc etc etc......

Velouria
01-03-2004, 10:53 AM
aye. twas good. automan was on after it !

saturdays rocked once upon a time.

wrestling in the morning, dickie davies , go shopping, come home 4 automan, blue thunder, manimal, a-taem etc etc etc......


Aw, wrestling was great! We used to have fish and chips while watching that in our house. Automan was good too, but I was creeped out by Manimal when they'd show a close up of his hand going weird as he started to change.

What was the name of the nasty robot bloke in black in Battlestar Gallactica, who had a head like a Mr. Whippy?

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:54 AM
Manimal when they'd show a close up of his hand going weird as he started to change.

What was the name of the nasty robot bloke in black in Battlestar Gallactica, who had a head like a Mr. Whippy?


hawk, snake and wolf wasn't it ?
the 3 thingies manimal could turn into

Erm, dunno abot mr whippy. let's call him dave.

Noodles
01-03-2004, 10:55 AM
What was the name of the nasty robot bloke in black in Battlestar Gallactica, who had a head like a Mr. Whippy?


Wouldnt that just be all of the cylons?

Belly
01-03-2004, 10:59 AM
that looks like new gallactica.

remove or die.

Honey Ryder
01-03-2004, 11:00 AM
Yeah, his hand in Manimal. That was just freaky. All the bubbles and moving veins and stuff. Scary stuff.

And the programme was so cheap they just used badly cut in film from National Geographic nature films.

And while we're on the subject, Airwolf.

Eve
01-03-2004, 11:01 AM
[QUOTE=a320]no i only know the name of the series

don't know if it was on tv in hollands though :( [QUOTE]

it was! and i loved it :D i was in love with starbuck. i was a man-izer back then already ;)

Velouria
01-03-2004, 11:38 AM
[QUOTE=a320] i was in love with starbuck. i was a man-izer back then already ;)

Apollo was cuter. :p

Noodles
01-03-2004, 11:45 AM
that looks like new gallactica.

remove or die.
It looked okay when I saw the thumbnail, it`s fan art....the new cylons are probably...some bullshit american PC feminist movement :rolleyes:

THIS is a cylon...SHINE!
http://iml.bu.edu/cmr/robots/cylon.jpg


Apollo was cuter.
Buck rogers.....sexual :o
http://www.superherophotos.net/serials/bucktwiki01.jpg
You know twiggy fancied him ;) ...and that helmet...i`m sorry but thats a wang :p

a320
01-03-2004, 11:47 AM
even worse !]

begone , young one, there is nothing for you here.... :D


:( :(

byebye

Velouria
01-03-2004, 12:05 PM
Buck rogers.....sexual :o

You know twiggy fancied him ;) ...and that helmet...i`m sorry but thats a wang :p

I must protest! There is nothing remotely sexual about Buck Rogers!

*feels ill *

Tweeky did indeed have a head like a knob.

On the subject of dodgy robots, does anyone remember Metal Mickey?

Noodles
01-03-2004, 12:06 PM
I must protest! There is nothing remotely sexual about Buck Rogers!

*feels ill *

Tweeky did indeed have a head like a knob.

On the subject of dodgy robots, does anyone remember Metal Mickey?
http://www.btinternet.com/~reg.joy/images/Robots/metalmickey2.jpg
Good clean fun, not a wang in sight!
pour vous ;)

Honey Ryder
01-03-2004, 12:19 PM
Ha ha. Metal Micky. My friend at school, her dad played the dad in that programme. How funny and how rubbish it was.

On a slightly related theme, the Smash robots were cool.

Noodles
01-03-2004, 12:32 PM
Ha ha. Metal Micky. My friend at school, her dad played the dad in that programme. How funny and how rubbish it was.

On a slightly related theme, the Smash robots were cool.
Shame smash is toxic :p
I think they were aliens from planet mash or something :confused:
http://www.excitementmachine.org/log/smash.jpg

Auntie Helen
01-03-2004, 05:58 PM
Most of my friends have kids, I don't. And I'm not planning to buy a house so no mortgage for me either :p Very scarily I, at 32 years old, have been married for 10˝ years (very happily, I must add). Have mortgage but after 10˝ years it doesn't seem too expensive. No sprogs, not having 'em, messy things. Almost all my mates are unmarried and living in rented accommodation though - I just got lucky.

Matthew
01-03-2004, 06:31 PM
i met an old(er) person (Debbie) therefore as far as i care, i'm honourarly old ^_~

Auntie Helen
01-03-2004, 09:42 PM
Buck rogers.....sexual :o
http://www.superherophotos.net/serials/bucktwiki01.jpg
You should be embarrassed at having a SIGNED photo of Gil Gerard. I should be embarrassed that I know the actor's name...!

Velouria
02-03-2004, 07:15 AM
i met an old(er) person (Debbie) therefore as far as i care, i'm honourarly old ^_~

You are very welcome here. Don't be wishing your youth away though! ;)

Belly
02-03-2004, 07:33 AM
so what do we do in this thread ?

laugh at the "know-it-all" 15-24 yr Olds ?

Velouria
02-03-2004, 08:07 AM
so what do we do in this thread ?

laugh at the "know-it-all" 15-24 yr Olds ?

Mainly talk bollocks about old TV shows. It's a platform for nostalgia, see.

Belly
02-03-2004, 08:14 AM
and hip replacements, and pension advice...

Bah !

talking about the cool old stuff just reminds me how gusset the now stuff is.

:o <-- now that is a "blow-job" smiley
:eek: <-- "look at the size of that one" smiley

i miss the old smiley's....
best smileys i've seen are on MSN...

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 08:28 AM
so what do we do in this thread ?

laugh at the "know-it-all" 15-24 yr Olds ? ...before shuffling down to the only remaining post office six miles away to collect our pensions...

Belly
02-03-2004, 08:31 AM
i've not got a pension....

i'll have to kill myself at 50 instead.

Velouria
02-03-2004, 08:34 AM
i've not got a pension....

i'll have to kill myself at 50 instead.

Yep, me too. My dad's pension is now worth jack, so it kind of put me off getting one.

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 08:57 AM
i've not got a pension....

i'll have to kill myself at 50 instead. Yeah, I've not bothered with a pension either. I guess I'll just have to live off my nieces when I get old and doddery in a couple of years time. Besides, I doubt there'll be much of a pension when I hit 65/70 anyway. Government will have spent it on fact-finding missions to Mars...

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:00 AM
Because I'm an accountant for the next 2 months I've a very healthy one.

Velouria
02-03-2004, 09:02 AM
Because I'm an accountant for the next 2 months I've a very healthy one.

Yeah, but what about your pension?

ba-da-boom tishhhh!!

Belly
02-03-2004, 09:04 AM
Because I'm an accountant for the next 2 months I've a very healthy one.


well then, hook me up with a mortagage then and a pension, and stop showing off !

share the wealth !!

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:04 AM
Yeah, but what about your pension?

ba-da-boom tishhhh!!

HUH HUH HUH.

Quite good as well.

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 09:04 AM
Because I'm an accountant for the next 2 months I've a very healthy one. So I hope you're less than two months from your 65th birthday then...

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:05 AM
well then, hook me up with a mortagage then and a pension, and stop showing off !

share the wealth !!

As I've told you before, I refuse to do so as you're a shandy drinking southern fairy.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:05 AM
So I hope you're less than two months from your 65th birthday then...

No, I start a new job. I'm retiring in my mid thirties anyhoo.

Belly
02-03-2004, 09:05 AM
As I've told you before, I refuse to do so as you're a shandy drinking southern fairy.


you missed broke-ass.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:06 AM
you missed broke-ass.

What? You're not from the south?

Belly
02-03-2004, 09:08 AM
What? You're not from the south?


i am everywhere.

like baseball caps and argos jewellery.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:09 AM
i am everywhere.

like baseball caps and argos jewellery.

And fake Rockport jumpers.

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 09:14 AM
No, I start a new job. I'm retiring in my mid thirties anyhoo. Well according to your profile that's less than 9 years. Hope the making-millions-in-advertising job is going well...!!!

I am rapidly approaching mid-thirties (yikes!) and not quite got enough to retire on. Might have to work for another couple of centuries first. :)

Velouria
02-03-2004, 09:21 AM
No, I start a new job. I'm retiring in my mid thirties anyhoo.

I'll probably be working until I drop. Failing that I'll become a drop out and join the circus or something.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 09:22 AM
I'll probably be working until I drop. Failing that I'll become a drop out and join the circus or something.

As what?

ewlkdgewif

Velouria
02-03-2004, 09:31 AM
As what?

ewlkdgewif

I quite fancied being one of those women with the performing poodles. Nice costumes, minimal work.

Or a knife thrower (though my co-ordination is poor, so it might get a bit messy).

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 09:54 AM
I quite fancied being one of those women with the performing poodles. Nice costumes, minimal work.

Or a knife thrower (though my co-ordination is poor, so it might get a bit messy). I always thought being a lion tamer would have its exiting moments...

Eve
02-03-2004, 10:01 AM
I always thought being a lion tamer would have its exiting moments...

it would, and it makes sure you will never be needing a pension at all. so it's the safest job you can get.

Belly
02-03-2004, 10:34 AM
kids getting excited in the religion thread.

sooo opinionated, lol.

Krazy Cat
02-03-2004, 10:40 AM
kids getting excited in the religion thread.

sooo opinionated, lol.


I'm not a kid, but also, I'm not excited about religon either!! :D

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 10:40 AM
kids getting excited in the religion thread.

sooo opinionated, lol. 'Scuse me, I'm one of those 'kids' and I'm one of the pensioners in this thread too!

Belly
02-03-2004, 10:45 AM
wasn't really you i was i was thinking of, you're a lot more articulated.

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 10:49 AM
wasn't really you i was i was thinking of, you're a lot more articulated. Like a lorry?

Belly
02-03-2004, 10:51 AM
:D

stoopid min word count. bunch of arse.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 11:32 AM
kids getting excited in the religion thread.

sooo opinionated, lol.

Word up Mo' Fo'

Belly
02-03-2004, 11:36 AM
it's the whole ranting, listen to me, i am right and there is no other way, and even if i'm wrong i'm not gonna back down and keep hammering my point no matter what-ness of the whole thing that shines through.

i love being wise !

Velouria
02-03-2004, 11:37 AM
Word up Mo' Fo'

Hmm. I am so not down with the kids...

little troll
02-03-2004, 11:40 AM
Hi "oldies" ;)

Do you feel weird or out of place sometimes when you talk with someone here and suddenly realise that this person is 10 or more years younger than you?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 11:41 AM
Hmm. I am so not down with the kids...

Well I am a relativley young oldie at 26 aren't I?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 11:42 AM
it's the whole ranting, listen to me, i am right and there is no other way, and even if i'm wrong i'm not gonna back down and keep hammering my point no matter what-ness of the whole thing that shines through.

i love being wise !

I think we should join the Freemasons. I'm not sure why, but I still think we should.

Belly
02-03-2004, 11:42 AM
Hi "oldies" ;)

Do you feel weird or out of place sometimes when you talk with someone here and suddenly realise that this person is 10 or more years younger than you?


i get beaten at yahoo pool by 4yr olds....

Belly
02-03-2004, 11:43 AM
Well I am a relativley young oldie at 26 aren't I?


whats the internet equivalent of a secret handshake ?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 11:44 AM
whats the internet equivalent of a secret handshake ?

I do believe you've qouted me wrong there.

Velouria
02-03-2004, 11:47 AM
Well I am a relativley young oldie at 26 aren't I?

Indeed you are.

Maybe I just need to start saying 'yo, yo, yo, check it!' a lot.

On the other hand, I would sound like a tool. Meh, time to start handing out Werther's Originals...

little troll
02-03-2004, 12:01 PM
i get beaten at yahoo pool by 4yr olds....

oooh, that's painful ;)

I usually look much younger that I am, when I went to England alone one lady was taking care of me during a journey :D she thought I'm a school student! But when I was at Muse's gig last time, I put way too much make-up on my face (very dark eye-shadow etc) and one person from this board asked me if she should address me "mrs"? I felt very bad.

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 12:58 PM
When I was at Muse's gig last time, I put way too much make-up on my face (very dark eye-shadow etc) and one person from this board asked me if she should address me "mrs"? I felt very bad. What's bad about being "Mrs". I was Mrs at 22. It's not all bad - you get to use their credit card...

Belly
02-03-2004, 01:04 PM
I do believe you've qouted me wrong there.


did i?
where?
and what's teh answer then ?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
02-03-2004, 01:24 PM
did i?
where?
and what's teh answer then ?

I think you where replying to

I think we should join the Freemasons. I'm not sure why, but I still think we should.

but you actually replied to
Well I am a relativley young oldie at 26 aren't I?

Or am I wrong?

Miss Blee
02-03-2004, 05:44 PM
Evening fellow oldies....

Although I think we should call ourselves "Wiseies" instead...

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 05:48 PM
Evening fellow oldies....

Although I think we should call ourselves "Wiseies" instead... Except for the fact that you know everything when you're 18 and realise you know very little when you get above 30. I know loads less now, so can't really be that wise... wizened, maybe :)

Miss Blee
02-03-2004, 06:01 PM
Heh... I just don't like the "old" part....

Darkstar
02-03-2004, 06:03 PM
*Sneaks in and hides in the corner to see what the big people are talking about*

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 06:03 PM
*Sneaks in and hides in the corner to see what the big people are talking about* It's all too grown up for you! It's been about pensions and retirement...

Darkstar
02-03-2004, 06:06 PM
It's all too grown up for you! It's been about pensions and retirement...
Oh dear......

Velouria
02-03-2004, 06:50 PM
It's all too grown up for you! It's been about pensions and retirement...

Hey, don't forget the Circus!

At least there has been nothing so far about incontinence...

Auntie Helen
02-03-2004, 06:52 PM
Hey, don't forget the Circus!

At least there has been nothing so far about incontinence... And false teeth...

Matthew
02-03-2004, 07:21 PM
i've not got a pension....

i'll have to kill myself at 50 instead.

even i have a pension [/know_it_all_15_-_24_year_old_]

Honey Ryder
02-03-2004, 07:50 PM
even i have a pension [/know_it_all_15_-_24_year_old_]

thats because the Civil service is one of the few companies that still runs one I think. :p

Pearl
02-03-2004, 09:36 PM
At least there has been nothing so far about incontinence...

Hehe, I had an experience today which I'm glad didn't involve incontinence, although I was worried it would... I helped an elderly and disabled man with his bags today, and his trousers kept falling down where he'd fastened his belt too loosely. I had to do it up for him in the end. It was a bit surreal, standing in Herne Bay high street doing up an old man's trousers. I kept thinking 'please don't wet yourself', as although I change disabled children's nappies at work, I really wasn't sure how to cope with an incontinent adult in the middle of a high street. But thinking about it, even if he had, chances are he was wearing a huge great pair of inco pants anyway so the effect might not have been too bad. I still wanted to thank him for not doing it though.
Hm. Strange day today.

inn
02-03-2004, 10:57 PM
Hehe, I had an experience today which I'm glad didn't involve incontinence, although I was worried it would... I helped an elderly and disabled man with his bags today, and his trousers kept falling down where he'd fastened his belt too loosely. I had to do it up for him in the end. It was a bit surreal, standing in Herne Bay high street doing up an old man's trousers. I kept thinking 'please don't wet yourself', as although I change disabled children's nappies at work, I really wasn't sure how to cope with an incontinent adult in the middle of a high street. But thinking about it, even if he had, chances are he was wearing a huge great pair of inco pants anyway so the effect might not have been too bad. I still wanted to thank him for not doing it though.
Hm. Strange day today.

that reminds me, some old woman asked my friend and I to help her across the road, hehe i just left my mate to it while i kinda hovered about :D

Cant believe there are people who ask things like that these days...

Noodles
02-03-2004, 11:00 PM
You should be embarrassed at having a SIGNED photo of Gil Gerard. I should be embarrassed that I know the actor's name...!


It`s not mine!!! :eek: Actually, I think it would be a cool thing to have :cool:
I just went looking for Buck Rogers
(Velouria is so hot for him) ;)

Zerř
02-03-2004, 11:01 PM
thats because the Civil service is one of the few companies that still runs one I think. :p Most companies I know of do.

I still haven't got round to sorting mine out yet though...

Keys
02-03-2004, 11:19 PM
whats with old people walking on the road and not the pavement??? dont they understand cars can hurt them?? :mad:

Noodles
02-03-2004, 11:31 PM
whats with old people walking on the road and not the pavement??? dont they understand cars can hurt them?? :mad:

Maybe they secretly pray for death.

...So in future, make their dreams come true, bounce old folks off your bonnet.

(not the old folks here please)

Keys
02-03-2004, 11:34 PM
Maybe they secretly pray for death.

...So in future, make their dreams come true, bounce old folks off your bonnet.

(not the old folks here please)


hahahah ive got an urge just to clip them with the wing mirrors lol

Noodles
02-03-2004, 11:38 PM
hahahah ive got an urge just to clip them with the wing mirrors lol


Aghgh you just reminded me of this moronic old cow who lives next door to us....damn she` gotta be the worst driver ever...she takes an hour to park and it`s like a mile from the curb...and shes reversed and knocked her wing mirrors off on wheelie bins a few times....

Sorry...I just hate her :p

Erm, The moral is...spare your wing mirror, swing the door open as you go past and give them s broken leg :D

Keys
02-03-2004, 11:40 PM
Aghgh you just reminded me of this moronic old cow who lives next door to us....damn she` gotta be the worst driver ever...she takes an hour to park and it`s like a mile from the curb...and shes reversed and knocked her wing mirrors off on wheelie bins a few times....

Sorry...I just hate her :p

Erm, The moral is...spare your wing mirror, swing the door open as you go past and give them s broken leg :D



hahaahha they were on zimmos and walking sticks, might jsut steal them...see how they cope on the ice :p

Velouria
03-03-2004, 06:58 AM
It`s not mine!!! :eek: Actually, I think it would be a cool thing to have :cool:
I just went looking for Buck Rogers
(Velouria is so hot for him) ;)

Indeed, he makes me frisky. Just like Henry Rollins does.

NOTE: The above post contains sarcasm

Belly
03-03-2004, 07:28 AM
i think buck rogers got away with looking better in that jumpsuit of his than his chick sidekick...

Velouria
03-03-2004, 07:38 AM
i think buck rogers got away with looking better in that jumpsuit of his than his chick sidekick...

He looked really porky in it. She looked a bit manly. Her name was Wilma, wasn't it?

Belly
03-03-2004, 07:43 AM
yup.

in most progs, the token bint sidekick mings....

Eve
03-03-2004, 10:02 AM
hey anyone remember 'maya the bee'? i watched it yesterday :D

Belly
03-03-2004, 10:27 AM
hey anyone remember 'maya the bee'? i watched it yesterday :D


nope.

kjhwdfkjhfhfrihrijv jijiballbag

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-03-2004, 10:42 AM
hey anyone remember 'maya the bee'? i watched it yesterday :D

Me neither.

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:53 AM
He looked really porky in it. She looked a bit manly. Her name was Wilma, wasn't it? Yeah. She had to use about 10 tubes of lip gloss per episode. This is my overall memory of Wilma - very shiny lips. It was not fashionable at the time in England!

Eve
03-03-2004, 10:54 AM
most be something dutch.... was a cartoon in the 70s

Belly
03-03-2004, 10:54 AM
betty or wilma ?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-03-2004, 10:56 AM
betty or wilma ?

Definetley Betty.

Belly
03-03-2004, 10:57 AM
Definetley Betty.

why? isn't she the shorter, dumpier one ?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-03-2004, 11:00 AM
why? isn't she the shorter, dumpier one ?

I just think she'd be a demon in the sack.

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 11:01 AM
I just think she'd be a demon in the sack. I guess she's about 50 years old now, so depends if you like your ladies older...

Belly
03-03-2004, 11:04 AM
I guess she's about 50 years old now, so depends if you like your ladies older...


you could learn a thing or 2.

and you'd have sex in 2D

and yes, there is something filthy about the look of betty.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-03-2004, 11:04 AM
I guess she's about 50 years old now, so depends if you like your ladies older...

Don't be silly, cartoon characters don't get older.

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 11:55 AM
I suppose I'd better have look in here, although the board is taken over by the over 25's!!! :D

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:04 PM
I suppose I'd better have look in here, although the board is taken over by the over 25's!!! :DYour post appears to have scared off all the over-25s for 10 hours. Perhaps we all needed our afternoon naps...!

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 10:06 PM
Your post appears to have scared off all the over-25s for 10 hours. Perhaps we all needed our afternoon naps...!

I hate it when that happens, everybody is posting away, and bang the board decides to pack in!!! lol :D

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:10 PM
I hate it when that happens, everybody is posting away, and bang the board decides to pack in!!! lol :D That's your excuse!! :)

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 10:12 PM
That's your excuse!! :)


Yeah!!! and sticking to it!! :D

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:12 PM
Look at the time! Nearly five and twenty past eleven. I must take my teeth out and go to bed...

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 10:14 PM
Look at the time! Nearly five and twenty past eleven. I must take my teeth out and go to bed...


LOL!! Oh live a little, stay for five!!! :D

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:16 PM
LOL!! Oh live a little, stay for five!!! :DOoh, that message just caught me as I was turning off the wireless...

I'd love to live a little but I've actually got to go to work tomorrow (what oldies like me do) which involves getting up and getting onto a cattle truck run by South Eastern Trains which purports to travel from Tonbridge to Waterloo East but probably won't... And then I've got to sit in an office separated from my nice PC at home and not faff around on the Museboard but do some real work. And then come home and cook dinner for the husband and feed the dog and write my will... all that stuff.

It's great, being grown up.

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 10:18 PM
Ooh, that message just caught me as I was turning off the wireless...

I'd love to live a little but I've actually got to go to work tomorrow (what oldies like me do) which involves getting up and getting onto a cattle truck run by South Eastern Trains which purports to travel from Tonbridge to Waterloo East but probably won't... And then I've got to sit in an office separated from my nice PC at home and not faff around on the Museboard but do some real work. And then come home and cook dinner for the husband and feed the dog and write my will... all that stuff.

It's great, being grown up.

Isn't just, I'm sure you'll be here tomorrow!! If your like me anyway, Slightly addicted!!! lol :D

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:19 PM
Isn't just, I'm sure you'll be here tomorrow!! If your like me anyway, Slightly addicted!!! lol :DOf course when I get home at 6pm (courtesy of South Eastern Trains, if they're in a good mood) I could feed the husband to the dog and then I've got a good 3 hours on the Board before I need to go to bed. That's a good idea!

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 10:20 PM
Of course when I get home at 6pm (courtesy of South Eastern Trains, if they're in a good mood) I could feed the husband to the dog and then I've got a good 3 hours on the Board before I need to go to bed. That's a good idea!


Sounds good to me!! I think I'll do the same!!! :D

Auntie Helen
03-03-2004, 10:22 PM
Sounds good to me!! I think I'll do the same!!! :DNew husband-serial-killing thing going on then. Except my chap's lovely - I rather want to keep him around.

I'm wondering what I did with all the time that I now spend on the Museboard in the days before I found it... had a life, perhaps?

It really is gute Nacht now, auf wiedersehen...

Krazy Cat
03-03-2004, 10:23 PM
New husband-serial-killing thing going on then. Except my chap's lovely - I rather want to keep him around.

I'm wondering what I did with all the time that I now spend on the Museboard in the days before I found it... had a life, perhaps?

It really is gute Nacht now, auf wiedersehen...


Yeah, bye for now!!! :D

Belly
04-03-2004, 07:02 AM
morning. ready for more of the same ?

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 07:07 AM
morning. ready for more of the same ?He he. My excuse for being on the Internet now is that the central heating tripped out so I need to wait 20 minutes for it to heat the hot water for my shower before I start getting ready for work. Do you think that excuse will work on my bosses at work today? (It's actually true!)

Velouria
04-03-2004, 07:09 AM
morning. ready for more of the same ?

Morning all. I'm ready to talk rubbish.

I can never get on the board in the evenings anymore due to the server being slow, so I have to fit all my drivel into working hours. ;)

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 07:12 AM
Morning all. I'm ready to talk rubbish.

I can never get on the board in the evenings anymore due to the server being slow, so I have to fit all my drivel into working hours. ;)You're working already? My, they get up early in Reading...

Belly
04-03-2004, 07:31 AM
are we all the 8-4:30 tribe or are you guys really keen on your jobs ?!

Velouria
04-03-2004, 07:34 AM
are we all the 8-4:30 tribe or are you guys really keen on your jobs ?!

I generally work 7:30 - 4:15 Monday to Thursday and 7:30 - 3:15 on Friday.
I miss the traffic and manage to get a seat on the Park'n'Ride bus this way.

It's a bitch getting up at 6am though...

I hate my job. I serve my time and then leave.

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 07:34 AM
are we all the 8-4:30 tribe or are you guys really keen on your jobs ?!I was working at 23:00 last night - the perils of self employment working at home with a job that uses computers...

But sadly have a 'real' job as well which means I must get moving and on that train up to London so ta-ra all, seeya later (although of course I must stop for ER tonight)

Velouria
04-03-2004, 07:36 AM
(although of course I must stop for ER tonight)

Talking about ER, did Romano get squashed by that helicopter last night?

If so, he really doesn't have much luck with choppers...

scotty
04-03-2004, 07:39 AM
I have been told that I am old, being 36, But i figure I still have 666000 more hours to live, you do the math and 36 is not that old.

Eddie Vedder "if only i knew now what i knew then", I'm Open.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-03-2004, 08:10 AM
Blah. At football last night I got sent into the boards around the pitch and now have a lovley cut in my arm with thirteen stitches in it.

I get all the luck don't I?

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 08:12 AM
Blah. At football last night I got sent into the boards around the pitch and now have a lovley cut in my arm with thirteen stitches in it.

I get all the luck don't I?And how long did you have to wait at A&E, or did one of the footballers get their sewing kit out?

Of course you know as you get older you take longer to heal...

Belly
04-03-2004, 08:13 AM
Blah. At football last night I got sent into the boards around the pitch and now have a lovley cut in my arm with thirteen stitches in it.

I get all the luck don't I?


*Nelson Muntz style "HA HA"*

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-03-2004, 08:15 AM
And how long did you have to wait at A&E, or did one of the footballers get their sewing kit out?

Of course you know as you get older you take longer to heal...

About three hours.

Velouria
04-03-2004, 08:15 AM
Blah. At football last night I got sent into the boards around the pitch and now have a lovley cut in my arm with thirteen stitches in it.

I get all the luck don't I?

Look on the bright side, at least is wasn't your nose again!

Maybe you should take up something less rough. What about bowls? :p

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-03-2004, 08:17 AM
Look on the bright side, at least is wasn't your nose again!

Maybe you should take up something less rough. What about bowls? :p

Or bare knuckle fighting.

Belly
04-03-2004, 08:17 AM
What about bowls? :p

lol, muse OAP olympics !!!

darts, bowls, bridge,chess....

Velouria
04-03-2004, 08:25 AM
lol, muse OAP olympics !!!

darts, bowls, bridge,chess....

Don't forget croquet and garden Jenga.

Krazy Cat
04-03-2004, 08:41 AM
Don't forget croquet and garden Jenga.


Ooh!! I think I'll give that a miss!!! lol :D

Velouria
04-03-2004, 08:43 AM
Ooh!! I think I'll give that a miss!!! lol :D

Croquet kicks arse, I'll have you know. :p

Jenga is shite, though.

Krazy Cat
04-03-2004, 08:51 AM
Croquet kicks arse, I'll have you know. :p

Jenga is shite, though.


I believe you, it's just I like to be more Physical in my old age!!! lol :D

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 04:58 PM
Croquet kicks arse, I'll have you know. :p

Jenga is shite, though.Howzabout Backgammon?
Notice again that all us ancients have been off working all day so no posts on the board... hope you're all going to reappear shortly so I'm not all alone here. Until ER, of course.

(PS have changed my name. Felt a bit old-fashioned actually displaying my real name. Auntie Helen is what my friends call me, for some unknown reason...)

Eve
04-03-2004, 09:06 PM
(PS have changed my name. Felt a bit old-fashioned actually displaying my real name. Auntie Helen is what my friends call me, for some unknown reason...)

this name fits our average age perfectly :p

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 09:33 PM
this name fits our average age perfectly :p'Tis what I thought. And I am an auntie 5 times...

leetroot
04-03-2004, 09:45 PM
hi guys (generic response not specific)
i was waiting for this thread to make an appearance again!

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 09:46 PM
hi guys (generic response not specific)
i was waiting for this thread to make an appearance again!You've been waiting two days longer than necessary, then!

leetroot
04-03-2004, 09:49 PM
i don't often look in this section and i don't post much anyway!

have a sore thumb today plays havoc with the space bar. ow!

Auntie Helen
04-03-2004, 09:55 PM
i don't often look in this section and i don't post much anyway!

have a sore thumb today plays havoc with the space bar. ow!And are you old enough to post in this thread, or are you an impostor?

leetroot
04-03-2004, 09:56 PM
why do you ask?

Velouria
05-03-2004, 07:03 AM
Howzabout Backgammon?
Notice again that all us ancients have been off working all day so no posts on the board... hope you're all going to reappear shortly so I'm not all alone here. Until ER, of course.


I quite like backgammon.

I can still never get the board to work at home in the evening, so I'm stuck with posting when I get bored at work. It's a bugger really, but there you go.

Belly
05-03-2004, 07:05 AM
i never got the hang of the doubling/gambling dice....

i'm the monopoly daddy though.

Velouria
05-03-2004, 07:10 AM
i never got the hang of the doubling/gambling dice....

i'm the monopoly daddy though.

Monopoly often decends into massive arguments. Or it goes on for so long that everyone loses the will to live.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 07:20 AM
Monopoly often decends into massive arguments. Or it goes on for so long that everyone loses the will to live.I must be the Monopoly Mummy then. In my salad days when I was green in judgement I collected Monopoly sets from different countries (I know, a bit sad). And I ALWAYS won when I played against people. Mind you, I was so ruthless that they all decided never to play against me again. I now have about 12 Monopoly sets from different countries gathering dust on top of my wardrobe.

Velouria
05-03-2004, 07:25 AM
I must be the Monopoly Mummy then. In my salad days when I was green in judgement I collected Monopoly sets from different countries (I know, a bit sad). And I ALWAYS won when I played against people. Mind you, I was so ruthless that they all decided never to play against me again. I now have about 12 Monopoly sets from different countries gathering dust on top of my wardrobe.

I used to play Monopoly a lot as a child, sometimes on my own playing all of the characters, where I used to cheat so the dog always won! It's when I played it with family members that it sucked.

I did buy Pokemon Monopoly, for some reason.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 07:31 AM
I used to play Monopoly a lot as a child, sometimes on my own playing all of the characters, where I used to cheat so the dog always won! It's when I played it with family members that it sucked.

I did buy Pokemon Monopoly, for some reason.Surely you're too old for Pokemon!!!

Belly
05-03-2004, 07:35 AM
how do you get peekachu on a bus ?
Pokemon.

Velouria
05-03-2004, 07:35 AM
Surely you're too old for Pokemon!!!

You'd think, wouldn't you, but I have a real childish side. Plus I'm a sucker for cute Japanese anime.

For some reason I imagined Pokemon Monopoly might be woth something in the future.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 07:45 AM
For some reason I imagined Pokemon Monopoly might be woth something in the future. It might be - in twenty years' time some middle aged man might rekindle his childhood Pokémon fantasy and remember that all he had wanted then was a Monopoly and he couldn't afford one. You could make a killing on Ebay!

Velouria
05-03-2004, 07:50 AM
It might be - in twenty years' time some middle aged man might rekindle his childhood Pokémon fantasy and remember that all he had wanted then was a Monopoly and he couldn't afford one. You could make a killing on Ebay!

Possible I suppose.

My mum keeps loads of tat around, thinking it might be worth something one day. I don't want to end up doing that!

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 07:53 AM
Possible I suppose.

My mum keeps loads of tat around, thinking it might be worth something one day. I don't want to end up doing that!But think of all those people who kept Hornby train sets and stuff and really did make a killing.

Me, I just chuck everything out. Drives my husband up the wall.

Off to work now. See you all later (although probably not as the Board's always overwhelmed in the evening)

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
05-03-2004, 09:02 AM
how do you get peekachu on a bus ?
Pokemon.

hahahahahahaha

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 07:20 PM
hahahahahahahaNo oldies around tonight then?

Carlie
05-03-2004, 07:49 PM
No oldies around tonight then?

Evening oldies. I'm sadly around tonight.

Just (re)discovered this thread, am now officially old enough to post here. (Having recently turned 25) Last remember posting in the equivalent thread on the old board talking about seeing Take That in 1992.

Must say all this talk of pensions is worrying me. Must get one.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 07:51 PM
Must say all this talk of pensions is worrying me. Must get one. If you read the thread again you'll see all us oldies are saying we don't have one - don't trust 'em not to run off with the money...

Carlie
05-03-2004, 07:59 PM
If you read the thread again you'll see all us oldies are saying we don't have one - don't trust 'em not to run off with the money...

Well I'm too trusting, but young as I am, I still worry about my old age, although I guess I do have 2 children (so far) to rely on! That's why we have kids isn't it?

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 08:08 PM
Well I'm too trusting, but young as I am, I still worry about my old age, although I guess I do have 2 children (so far) to rely on! That's why we have kids isn't it?I suppose we all worry about our old age a little, but when you're under 50 it still seems an awfully long way away.
I have no kids to rely on and not having any. But I have this cunning scheme - I have 5 nieces and I shall tempt them with thoughts of inheriting all my dosh as long as they look after me well in my dotage. Hopefully they'll all be outdoing themselves to be nice to me to get their hands on my millions :)

Carlie
05-03-2004, 08:47 PM
I suppose we all worry about our old age a little, but when you're under 50 it still seems an awfully long way away.
I have no kids to rely on and not having any. But I have this cunning scheme - I have 5 nieces and I shall tempt them with thoughts of inheriting all my dosh as long as they look after me well in my dotage. Hopefully they'll all be outdoing themselves to be nice to me to get their hands on my millions :)

And I'm sure you have many many millions! (If you really do, then can I be your niece?)

I have loads of aunts but I think (unfortunately) that they all share the same view as my mum that your fortunes are there to be spent and not to be passed along to future generations. I kind of agree, I would rather my mum enjoy her later years, as much as I would like to have a substantial inheritance, I am an adult, albeit a poor one(as in financially not bad), but I can look after myself. Although finding a very rich man would, I'm sure, would improve my life greatly! So if anyone can help me out with that I would be eternally grateful.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 08:53 PM
Finding a very rich man would, I'm sure, improve my life greatly! So if anyone can help me out with that I would be eternally grateful.of course if you marry a rich man you'd still have to share the dosh. Best to marry him then push him over a cliff. Perhaps safer to work on your kids, make sure they agree to look after you. You could pretend you have a Swiss Bank Account.
I do intend to spend my millions with my husband in my waning years - yachts, fortnum & mason lifestyle, that kind of thing. Not keen enough on my nieces to give it to them...

Carlie
05-03-2004, 09:18 PM
of course if you marry a rich man you'd still have to share the dosh. Best to marry him then push him over a cliff.

That was my plan, although maybe not the cliff, but I'm sure I'd find a way way to 'send him over the edge!'.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 09:20 PM
That was my plan, although maybe not the cliff, but I'm sure I'd find a way way to 'send him over the edge!'.Once he's taken out a hefty life assurance policy, of course...

Carlie
05-03-2004, 09:45 PM
Once he's taken out a hefty life assurance policy, of course...

Of course, but that will all go to his beloved wife, me of course. I have every avenue covered, I have been planning this for years! Not much one for long term commitment!

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 09:48 PM
Of course, but that will all go to his beloved wife, me of course. I have every avenue covered, I have been planning this for years! Not much one for long term commitment!But then who will you have to take out the rubbish and to put up shelves.

My lovely husband spent all day yesterday fixing the central heating - and he did fix it. He's proving rather useful, actually, so I don't think I'll dispose of him yet. And it's been 10˝ years already...

Carlie
05-03-2004, 10:02 PM
But then who will you have to take out the rubbish and to put up shelves.

My lovely husband spent all day yesterday fixing the central heating - and he did fix it. He's proving rather useful, actually, so I don't think I'll dispose of him yet. And it's been 10˝ years already...

Well fortunately I can put up shelves and take out rubbish all by myself, I have to being single. I think it's great that you have sustained a marriage for more than 10 years, and even more great that he actually does stuff (in my experience men just nod and say they'll do stuff but don't actually do it) but it is just something that I cannot see myself doing. I like being single, I just want the financial security of a rich man. I guess it's all just about finding the right person, and you were fortunate enough to find that person when you were young. I just have a nasty habit of having babies with the wrong man.

Auntie Helen
05-03-2004, 10:07 PM
I guess it's all just about finding the right person, and you were fortunate enough to find that person when you were young. I was just darned lucky to hit the jackpot so early on (married at 22). Have to fight off all and sundry who want to pinch him, of course. Well, not quite - he's lovely but he looks rather like Moby...

anglomaniac
06-03-2004, 04:51 PM
Well, looky there, I'm over 25. And getting more dull by the day.

Yeah, last night I was watching HGTV (sad) and there was a commercial for a Hall and Oates compilation CD. I was depressed to discover I knew many H&O songs.

Does that qualify me for a mercy killing?

Belly
08-03-2004, 08:20 AM
on page 3 ?

all teh oldies die over the weekend ??

Velouria
08-03-2004, 08:26 AM
It's hard to get onto the board on the weekend, "Server too busy, please try again later" etc. etc.

I did sod all this weekend apart from watching video and DVDs, and enjoyed it immensely.

Belly
08-03-2004, 08:27 AM
me too, mainly watching telly ....

....in my pants.

bad boys 1+2

league of exrtaordinary gentlemen

Velouria
08-03-2004, 08:27 AM
Well, looky there, I'm over 25. And getting more dull by the day.

Yeah, last night I was watching HGTV (sad) and there was a commercial for a Hall and Oates compilation CD. I was depressed to discover I knew many H&O songs.

Does that qualify me for a mercy killing?

Dear god, I could probably recognise a fair few H&O songs too. After you with the arsenic...

Belly
08-03-2004, 08:30 AM
dunno H+O

sounds wrong.

Velouria
08-03-2004, 08:31 AM
dunno H+O

sounds wrong.

They certainly do sound wrong. Very wrong indeed.

Belly
08-03-2004, 08:34 AM
the whole concept is lost on me...

...probably a good thing... should i ask all about what it is ...

....moving on.......

Velouria
08-03-2004, 08:41 AM
the whole concept is lost on me...

...probably a good thing... should i ask all about what it is ...

....moving on.......

If you have never come across tedious middle-of-the-road-AOR-music-making tosspots Hall and Oats then you are very fortunate indeed. I envy you.

Belly
08-03-2004, 08:42 AM
If you have never come across tedious middle-of-the-road-AOR-music-making tosspots Hall and Oats then you are very fortunate indeed. I envy you.


its likely i have, but not stopped to go "wow, thats some real shit tunage. i wonder who made it ?"

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
08-03-2004, 09:28 AM
I got slapped by an 18 year old girl in the pub last night.

Velouria
08-03-2004, 09:29 AM
I got slapped by an 18 year old girl in the pub last night.

What did you do?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
08-03-2004, 09:31 AM
What did you do?

I went to the bar to get a round of drinks and politley asked "Can I just squeeze past please pet." then, wham, Superfuzz got bitch slapped.

I didn't spill any beer though.

Velouria
08-03-2004, 09:37 AM
I went to the bar to get a round of drinks and politley asked "Can I just squeeze past please pet." then, wham, Superfuzz got bitch slapped.

I didn't spill any beer though.

Blimey that was harsh, and to think people up north were supposed to be more friendly.

At least the beer was safe.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
08-03-2004, 09:38 AM
Blimey that was harsh, and to think people up north were supposed to be more friendly.

At least the beer was safe.

I thought so. I had her thrown out by the bouncers anyway.

Yeah, it was one of those rare moments when I thought it'd be a good idea to carry 4 pints.

Belly
08-03-2004, 09:39 AM
I didn't spill any beer though.

why does that happen ? i feel off a bar stool and crack my head open.

pint was fine, not a drop lost. i wrapped my hands round the pint, and not my head....

Eve
08-03-2004, 09:40 AM
At least the beer was safe.

phew **wipes forehead** thank goodness. it's no use crying over spilt beer.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
08-03-2004, 09:40 AM
why does that happen ? i feel off a bar stool and crack my head open.

pint was fine, not a drop lost. i wrapped my hands round the pint, and not my head....

Pillock.

awoifeergt

Velouria
08-03-2004, 09:45 AM
I thought so. I had her thrown out by the bouncers anyway.


There was a big ruck at the club I was at on Friday. A bunch of blokes were chucked out for starting on people for no reason. It took 3 bouncers to drag one of them out.

They then carried on abusing people in the queue until the bouncers pointed to the portacabin full of coppers just further down Camden High Street. Twats.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
08-03-2004, 09:46 AM
There was a big ruck at the club I was at on Friday. A bunch of blokes were chucked out for starting on people for no reason. It took 3 bouncers to drag one of them out.

They then carried on abusing people in the queue until the bouncers pointed to the portacabin full of coppers just further down Camden High Street. Twats.

That happened in one of the pubs I went to on Friday. Wankers.

Belly
09-03-2004, 07:09 AM
*bump*


dhegnen

Velouria
09-03-2004, 07:31 AM
Morning Belly, and any other lurking oldies.

I've been at work for about 50 minutes and I'm already so bored I could cry.

Belly
09-03-2004, 07:38 AM
Morning Belly, and any other lurking oldies.

I've been at work for about 50 minutes and I'm already so bored I could cry.


been here about the same, nothing doing at teh moment.

us oldies still the "bad boys and girls of the board" ?? ;)

Velouria
09-03-2004, 07:45 AM
been here about the same, nothing doing at teh moment.

us oldies still the "bad boys and girls of the board" ?? ;)

Yep, I'm a real badass, sticking it to The Man.

Us oldies / corporate whores seem to be the only people consistantly around at this time of day. Apart from Deadstar, but he's a wage slave too.

Belly
09-03-2004, 07:52 AM
indeedy, and to be honest; it's a good thing.

sorry, i mean, i can't wait for the kids to come out of school and quote their lesson plans here again....


.... ohhh roll on the boyle's law thread !

Velouria
09-03-2004, 08:14 AM
I like this time of day on the board. It's friendly and lacking in angst and txt speak.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 08:20 AM
Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Blee seems really against you posting your arse. Are we going through with it or what?

Belly
09-03-2004, 08:57 AM
help yourself :

http://www.sharemation.com/chopper/food/

Belly
09-03-2004, 08:58 AM
Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Blee seems really against you posting your arse. Are we going through with it or what?

you saw my rant, she gets all the PM's of people complaining about me :D :D

apparently we make a lot of work :D

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 09:00 AM
you saw my rant, she gets all the PM's of people complaining about me :D :D

apparently we make a lot of work :D

That brings a tear to my eye.

People complain about me?

What the fuck have I done? Tell me who it is, I want to kill them all.

Velouria
09-03-2004, 09:01 AM
you saw my rant, she gets all the PM's of people complaining about me :D :D

apparently we make a lot of work :D

People have seriously been complaining?

Belly
09-03-2004, 09:02 AM
no further comment

the arse will be posted though

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 09:03 AM
no further comment

the arse will be posted though

If I manage to get out of this dump today I'll pick my photos up and scan it in.

Belly
09-03-2004, 09:05 AM
If I manage to get out of this dump today I'll pick my photos up and scan it in.


how can i say i'm *looking forward to it* without sounding like a knuff master, to steal your word d'jour ?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 09:06 AM
how can i say i'm *looking forward to it* without sounding like a knuff master, to steal your word d'jour ?

I'll come back to you on that one.

Belly
09-03-2004, 09:28 AM
help yourself :

http://www.sharemation.com/chopper/food/


http://www.sharemation.com/chopper/food/image006.jpg

probably wont be after a few cans.......

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 09:33 AM
this one's my favourite.

http://www.sharemation.com/chopper/food/image003.jpg

Noodles
09-03-2004, 09:38 AM
http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v16/Noodles_iceman/foodeat1.jpg
http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v16/Noodles_iceman/foodeat5.jpg
http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v16/Noodles_iceman/foodeat7.jpg

Belly
09-03-2004, 10:02 AM
We defacate in places we shouldn't.

So who's complained about me?


no one. coz i'm the ringleader apparently.

'nuff said....moving on.....

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 10:03 AM
no one. coz i'm the ringleader apparently.

'nuff said....moving on.....

As if.

Why did you quote this in here and not in t'other thread?

Belly
09-03-2004, 10:04 AM
coz i'm scared of the other threads.

smell my fear.

actually, i dunno.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 10:07 AM
coz i'm scared of the other threads.

smell my fear.

actually, i dunno.

Scared of what, the Boogeyman or Blees all encompassing wrath?

Belly
09-03-2004, 10:45 AM
Scared of what, the Boogeyman or Blees all encompassing wrath?


blee's one of us. have no fear. consider her our radar for incoming moanings

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
09-03-2004, 11:37 AM
blee's one of us. have no fear. consider her our radar for incoming moanings

Considered.

Krazy Cat
09-03-2004, 11:39 AM
Still no pictures, I've been away a couple of days, I was expecting a few!! lol :D