MORT (down under)

[Krazy Cat]

Hey you had to have a thread too!! :D

So *Big hugs for you* :)
And lots of appreciation!!

[Black Velvet]

*appreciates*
Take care Mr Mort
*knuft*

[a320]

if klaartje likes u i like u too


appreciates

[Celtic Rose]

(l) ;) ........

[Drunk muser]

:D hello there!!!

[Drunk muser]

this is annoying, everone should know about your insasnity. back to the top!!!!!!!!

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

yep Morts got a thread already in this section but i think this guy deserves about 1000 threads dedicated to him!
Hes the babe down under!!
And hes top nosh, Helping me and Mullin with Serenity down under!
And hes just an all around fantastic guy!!
**HUGS MORT***

[mental-masturbation]

Twaaaaaaat. What's the point in having a search button if people don't use it, and then to just ignore the rules completely by posting an identical thread?

[Mullin]

Yeah but there can never be enough appreciation for the mighty Mort!!

*appreciates* thanks for all your help buddy!! *huggles*

Amy x x x

[How To Be Dead]

As great as he is, this thread will be deleted/mergeg no doubt.

[Mullin]

Well there are loads of double appreciation threads!! It doesnt matter really does it!

[€ngel]

Ah who cares! *appreciates the man down under* :D

[Mullin]

Exactly!! *does a little appreciation dance* :D

[€ngel]

*and throws some confetti around*

[Black Velvet]

Why don't u just appreciate Mort then in his other thread?

[Mullin]

oh i will dont worry!!

[Black Velvet]

Will be closed .......

[Mullin]

*appreciates* Alright Mort my boy!! Thought i would leave a message in this thread to as you are special and have two threads!!

*Does another appreciation dance*

[Mullin]

Meh!! he deserves it!!

[Black Velvet]

So he does deserve, but stay here then!

[Nikora]

*appreciates* :D

[mental-masturbation]

Go Mort! --------

[Drunk muser]

boo!!!!!!:P

[Black Velvet]

He doesn't even care *sighs* :p

[Drunk muser]

He doesn't even care *sighs* :p
yup he's too avant-garde for an appreciation thread.
:o

[Black Velvet]

Haha Mr Mort is pretentious :p

Sorry Mort :o

[Krazy Cat]

yup he's too avant-garde for an appreciation thread.
:o


:LOL: Don't worry, I'm sure Secretly he is loving all this appreciation!! ;)

[Drunk muser]

yup yup.but still the reason we all love him remain unknown. anyone got a clue?

[Mort]

1) I'm not even sure what avant-garde is.
2) I rarely even put my cursor over the love boat thread.
3) I love you all! *mwah* thankies.

[Spiral]

*licks feet*

[Drunk muser]

1) I'm not even sure what avant-garde is.
2) I rarely even put my cursor over the love boat thread.
3) I love you all! *mwah* thankies.

1/I can explain if you really have to know
2/why not, will it get infected by the love bunnies?
3/:P

[Mort]

1/I can explain if you really have to know
2/why not, will it get infected by the love bunnies?
3/:P
1: You already have.
2: It might get cooties.
3: :D

[Drunk muser]

1: You already have.
2: It might get cooties.
3: :D
2/ whats cooties?
3/ :)

[Mort]

2/ whats cooties?

A sexualy trasmited disease for 5-10 year olds.

[Spiral]

Mah, why does everyone ignore me today?

[Mort]

Mah, why does everyone ignore me today?
Eeeepps. i wasnt ignoring you. Just trying to respond to one person at a time. Anyway...
Spiral: That tickles.

[Drunk muser]

A sexualy trasmited disease for 5-10 year olds.
what kind of sexual life can 5-10 year olds have anyway?

[Mort]

what kind of sexual life can 5-10 year olds have anyway?
Its a kissing disease.

[Drunk muser]

Its a kissing disease.
still, 5-10 year olds are scared to hold fucking hands.

[Mort]

still, 5-10 year olds are scared to hold fucking hands.
Yup, its also a hand holding disease.

[Drunk muser]

Yup, its also a hand holding disease.
:eek: :o
ill insist on my earlier quote, you are a very weird species...

[Black Velvet]

I'm not ignoring you Sabrina.

Oh What a wonder Mr Mort has said something here :eek:
Well We love you too and me is almost only in the love boat.

[Drunk muser]

Well We love you too and me is almost only in the love boat.

eeeek try to balance out your time on the board by going to the main area too, too much love boat can be bad for your health.

[Mort]

eeeek try to balance out your time on the board by going to the main area too, too much love boat can be bad for your health.
Yup, you can get cooties.

[Drunk muser]

Yup, you can get cooties.
lol.


i see you're becoming a regular here, you'll get cooties too!! :D

[Princess of Everything]

Hi Mort, I didn't actually know you had a thread or that you lived in Australia! So much appreciation for you and also because you live here! That's just tip top!

[Drunk muser]

yay join the Mort club, woohoo another appreciator! :D

[Princess of Everything]

Oh thank you for the welcome note. I though people would tell me to sod off! Thank you! *hugs*

[Drunk muser]

no, don't fuck off! Mort deserves as much appreciation as he can get.
and since you didnt say anything bad for our master, you're welcome here. :D

[Mort]

:o

I realy dont like that smilie... far to much of a sexual vibe.

[Sapphire]

I think I'll appreciate Mort because he's a nice boy!!

Go you!
Oh, did you know that your nickname means "dead" in valencian language? (spoken in some regions of the east of spain)... no? well now you do :D

[Mort]

I think I'll appreciate Mort because he's a nice boy!!

Go you!
Oh, did you know that your nickname means "dead" in valencian language? (spoken in some regions of the east of spain)... no? well now you do :D
Errr... actualy I did.

[Drunk muser]

:o

I realy dont like that smilie... far to much of a sexual vibe.
i think that's why YOU would like it ;)

[Drunk muser]

I think I'll appreciate Mort because he's a nice boy!!

another example of Mort's talent to fool people. :o

[Mort]

i think that's why YOU would like it ;)
But I dont like to use it.

another example of Mort's talent to fool people
Thank you.

[Drunk muser]

Thank you.
you're welcome baby :o :D

[Princess of Everything]

no, don't fuck off! Mort deserves as much appreciation as he can get.
and since you didnt say anything bad for our master, you're welcome here. :D
Yey acceptance. Oh well...



all hail Mort *washes his feet with her tears*

[Drunk muser]

Yey acceptance. Oh well...



all hail Mort *washes his feet with her tears*

hmm im not sure he would appreciate christian eeer whatdoyoucallthem

[Mort]

hmm im not sure he would appreciate christian eeer whatdoyoucallthem
I dunno. You're the one studying for a religion exam.

[Princess of Everything]

hmm im not sure he would appreciate christian eeer whatdoyoucallthem
I wasn't making a religious reference, not being religious myself! I just meant...I don't actually know what I meant! It's all a kuffufle!

[Drunk muser]

I dunno. You're the one studying for a religion exam.
you're evil :'(

[Drunk muser]

wooohooo 5th page!!!

[Mort]

you're evil :'(
And you love it.

[Drunk muser]

And you love it.
hush, they don't have to know everything :o

[Mort]

hush, they don't have to know everything :o
lol. Okay okay,\.

[Drunk muser]

:o you're stil posting! unbelievable!! :o

[Black Velvet]

Foooooooooooooooooook now I've missed you :'(:'(:'(

[Sapphire]

Errr... actualy I did.


Oooh so I see you're familiar with spanish languages :p

Great, you just won 6 paellas!

http://www.drjazz.com/conf/spain02/paella.jpg


:D

[Drunk muser]

sapph i adore yer sig :cool:

anouncement:
everyone from now on should use the ' :o ' smilie in every post

:LOL: [revenge mwahhahhaa]

[Sapphire]

Thank you :D It's me licking a cross (doesnt look much like a cross though) heheh

[Sapphire]

I'm bumping this so Mort can see his paellas :D

[Mort]

I'm bumping this so Mort can see his paellas :D
Mmmmm paella. Yummy!

[Sapphire]

Maybe I should move there and start my own paella business

Since this is your appreciation thread, you get free paella for life :D

[Mort]

Maybe I should move there and start my own paella business

Since this is your appreciation thread, you get free paella for life :D
Wazoo! Free paella!

[Princess of Everything]

Hey, guys! Stupid question, but what does Paella actually consist of? :o

Worships Mort

[Mort]

Hey, guys! Stupid question, but what does Paella actually consist of? :o

Worships Mort
Rice and anything else you can find. usualy sea food I believe.
Didn't it use to be a dish that basicaly used up any leftovers that the household had?

[Drunk muser]

Rice and anything else you can find. usualy sea food I believe.
Didn't it use to be a dish that basicaly used up any leftovers that the household had?


eeeewwwww :o

[Mort]

eeeewwwww :o
Paella is scrummy now. Lots of rice with fish, prawns, shellfish, herbs and spices. Its scrummy.

[Drunk muser]

Paella is scrummy now. Lots of rice with fish, prawns, shellfish, herbs and spices. Its scrummy.
you make it sound good, the 'eww' was for the leftovers.. :o

[Mort]

you make it sound good, the 'eww' was for the leftovers.. :o
Thats how paella came about I think. But now it tends to be made with fresh ingredients.

[Drunk muser]

ok ok i get you, please change the subject my stomach's feeling funny

[Mort]

ok ok i get you, please change the subject my stomach's feeling funny
Aww, i'm sorry meli. Hmm change of subject... ummm... Do you think that the athletics centers will be finished in time for the Olympics?

[Drunk muser]

Aww, i'm sorry meli. Hmm change of subject... ummm... Do you think that the athletics centers will be finished in time for the Olympics?
well things are looking better the last few days. i honestly dont know, most of the stadiumsa re there anyway. even the calatrava roof is almost done. but im still against the olympics.

[Mort]

well things are looking better the last few days. i honestly dont know, most of the stadiumsa re there anyway. even the calatrava roof is almost done. but im still against the olympics.
fair enough. I want them to hold all the events in the ruins anyway.

[Sapphire]

Hehehe well paella is a very old recipe, it's a typical dish from "la huerta" of Valencia (the area surrounding the rice fields) It had rice, and the rest depended a bit on what they had in that season. (more vegs or more chicken, seafood...)

Now a typical paella has rice, vegetables and chicken.
If it's a mixed paella it also has seafood.
If it's a seafood paella, it doesn't have chicken.
If it's a vegetable paella, it just has rice and vegetables.

;)

[Mort]

Hehehe well paella is a very old recipe, it's a typical dish from "la huerta" of Valencia (the area surrounding the rice fields) It had rice, and the rest depended a bit on what they had in that season. (more vegs or more chicken, seafood...)

Now a typical paella has rice, vegetables and chicken.
If it's a mixed paella it also has seafood.
If it's a seafood paella, it doesn't have chicken.
If it's a vegetable paella, it just has rice and vegetables.

;)
Ahhh yes. Now i remeber. Very tasty either way... bar the vegitarian option :P

[Sapphire]

When I go to Australia, I'll bring a paella for you!!! :D

[Mort]

When I go to Australia, I'll bring a paella for you!!! :D
You may not be able to get it past customs. They are right gits.

[Sapphire]

I won't be able to bring a kangaroo back home then, will I? :(

I've never seen one hehe (in real life that's it)

Oh and my friend Patri and I want one of those seadragons we saw in an australian animals website

[Drunk muser]

fair enough. I want them to hold all the events in the ruins anyway.
would be original tho, dont you think? :o
ancient greek style baby :LOL:

[Mort]

I won't be able to bring a kangaroo back home then, will I? :(

I've never seen one hehe (in real life that's it)

Oh and my friend Patri and I want one of those seadragons we saw in an australian animals website
Lol. Well if you want to meet some Kangaroo's then you'll have to go to Australia Zoo. Thye have wallabies you can touch and also the big 6ft Red kangaroo's as well.

[Drunk muser]

Now a typical paella has rice, vegetables and chicken.
If it's a mixed paella it also has seafood.

chicken?? and seafood? in one plate?? *vomits*

[Sapphire]

Yes I want to touch them! Wallabies are cute :D

I also want to go to this place Windowpain told me about because I want to swim with dolphins :D I just need to learn how to swim first

[Mort]

chicken?? and seafood? in one plate?? *vomits*
Its quite nice. Plus they're all white meat.

[Drunk muser]

Lol. Well if you want to meet some Kangaroo's then you'll have to go to Australia Zoo. Thye have wallabies you can touch and also the big 6ft Red kangaroo's as well.
hey whats a wallaby? my bro's been saying this word a lot lately, said he heard in on finding nemo :S

[Mort]

Yes I want to touch them! Wallabies are cute :D

I also want to go to this place Windowpain told me about because I want to swim with dolphins :D I just need to learn how to swim first
They give you floatation vests, so you dont realy need to be able to swim. just propel yourself along the water.
They have a realy old Albino wallabie. He's cool.

[Mort]

hey whats a wallaby? my bro's been saying this word a lot lately, said he heard in on finding nemo :S
Its basicaly a small kangaroo. If a kangaroo is under 50kg or something then it is classed as a wallaby. So yeah, a small kangaroo.

[Drunk muser]

Its quite nice. Plus they're all white meat.
me doesnt like meat anyway. :o

[Sapphire]

Heheh or I can just dive all the time, or play dead :D I can play dead very well hehehe


Ooohhhhhh

P SHERMAN
42 WALLABY WAY. SYDNEY!!! :LOL:

[Mort]

me doesnt like meat anyway. :o
Ah, fair enough then.

[Drunk muser]

Its basicaly a small kangaroo. If a kangaroo is under 50kg or something then it is classed as a wallaby. So yeah, a small kangaroo.
its a nice word, wallabeeeeeee :LOL: unlike goutsou goutsou :o

[Mort]

its a nice word, wallabeeeeeee :LOL: unlike goutsou goutsou :o
What about meli?

[Drunk muser]

P SHERMAN
42 WALLABY WAY. SYDNEY!!! :LOL:
yeh thats what he says!!! ah so its an address? who is P Sherman?

[Drunk muser]

What about meli?
meli is too short, wallaby is better. whats the correct spelling anyway?

[Sapphire]

yeh thats what he says!!! ah so its an address? who is P Sherman?

Hehehe yes it's an address
P Sherman is a dentist who has Nemo in his fishtank
That's why the stupid fish who's helping Nemo's dad to find Nemo keeps repeating that over and over again :D

Can you tell I have a younger brother hehehe

[Mort]

meli is too short, wallaby is better. whats the correct spelling anyway?
Wallaby singular i think. Wallabies plural. Dont hold me to that though.

[Drunk muser]

Hehehe yes it's an address
P Sherman is a dentist who has Nemo in his fishtank
That's why the stupid fish who's helping Nemo's dad to find Nemo keeps repeating that over and over again :D

Can you tell I have a younger brother hehehe
ah i know what you mean, the stupid fish is a blue one called dorie right? :o

[Sapphire]

ah i know what you mean, the stupid fish is a blue one called dorie right? :o

Haha yes!

http://www.matmice.com/home/dorydooble/.jpg

I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm goin' to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you ask me where I'm goin', I'll tell you that where I'm goin' is P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

:LOL:

[Drunk muser]

lol. that is some dumb fish.

[Mort]

lol. that is some dumb fish.
Its voiced by Ellen Degenress, what do you expect.

[Drunk muser]

Its voiced by Ellen Degenress, what do you expect.
im afraid i dont know her. but i know the woman who did the greek dubbing. biggest dumbo they could find. :o

[Mort]

im afraid i dont know her. but i know the woman who did the greek dubbing. biggest dumbo they could find. :o
Ahh, well Ellen is an American lesbian comedian who had her own tv sitcom show.

[Drunk muser]

Ahh, well Ellen is an American lesbian comedian who had her own tv sitcom show.
oh i think i get you. :LOL:
:o

[Drunk muser]

:o
*appreciation for meli*

[Mort]

:o
*appreciation for meli*
*appreciation for glykouli*

[Drunk muser]

:LOL: sounds ridiculous weeheeeheeee.
like meli weeheeheee.
i really should teach you more. you learn real quick. :o

[Mort]

:LOL: sounds ridiculous weeheeeheeee.
like meli weeheeheee.
i really should teach you more. you learn real quick. :o
I learn one word at a time :P

[Drunk muser]

well, you know some basic stuff. :o

[Mort]

well, you know some basic stuff. :o
yeah. 4 words.

[Drunk muser]

let me see, you know the equivalents of honey, testicle, apple, stupid, and im sure theres somethign else too. :o

[Mort]

let me see, you know the equivalents of honey, testicle, apple, stupid, and im sure theres somethign else too. :o
cute/sweetie

[Drunk muser]

bump di bump :o

[Krazy Cat]

Wow!! :eek: this thread is getting huge!! :LOL:

I've just read your thread and I must say the best bit about going to Australia was being with the Kangaroo's and Wallabies! Just brill seeing them carry their babies about, but be careful if you touch the Kangaroo in the wrong way, they will fight you! I saw one stand up when this boy touched him, the kangaroo was huge and very scary!

Anyway, * appreciation and hugs * :D

[Drunk muser]

Wow!! :eek: this thread is getting huge!! :LOL:

yup getting bigger by the minute. he's got a strong fanbase in this board, only he didnt notice us until like yesterday. join our club!! and remember to use the :O smilie a lot!

:o

[Drunk muser]

:o this should be way up

[Sapphire]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Hellooooooooo

[Drunk muser]

yup yup hello :o

good work sapph. :LOL:

[Sapphire]

Thanks!
I think Mort should take a pic doing the "o" face :o

[Drunk muser]

of himself? i think he'd rather go watch troy again :LOL:

:o :o :o

[Sapphire]

Hahahaha :LOL: :o :o

[Drunk muser]

but its worth a try anyway.


monsieur mort, viens-ici!!!

*ahem*
we, your board fans, want you to take a pic of yourself imitating your beloved :o smilie.

[Sapphire]

Yes! yes! Do iiiiiiiiiiit

[Drunk muser]

negative answer.
gotta keep trying!!

[Drunk muser]

...wait..there's still a chance.... :o

[Sapphire]

Come on Mort!!
I'll do it if you do it :o

:LOL:

[Drunk muser]

do it or i'lll sing for you

[Drunk muser]

10 pages!!!!!!lets party!!!! :o

[Sapphire]

*Grooves*

Come on Mort you can't let your fans down :o

[Drunk muser]

you promise to post that pic and we'll throw this huuuuuuuuuuuge party just for you!! :o

[Drunk muser]

grrr hope you come soon, ive still no forgotten about the pic!! :o

[Drunk muser]

*bumps so Mort will notice*
:o :o :o :o :o

[Drunk muser]

i really cant be the only one to see the genius in Monsieur Mort here.

>appreciation<

[Drunk muser]

three cheers for the sexiest board member :P :o
and now that me cam's fixed, you owe me this one :o

[Mort]

three cheers for the sexiest board member :P :o
and now that me cam's fixed, you owe me this one :o
Did you fix it specificaly?
And anyway, I've barely been able to see it. We arnt on at the same time anymore :'(
And I am not sexy meli. But thank you. *mwah* (K)(L)(K)

[Drunk muser]

Did you fix it specificaly?
And anyway, I've barely been able to see it. We arnt on at the same time anymore :'(
And I am not sexy meli. But thank you. *mwah* (K)(L)(K)
AS I'VE TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES;
you're NOT the one to judge if you're sexy or not. so don't comment!!! :o
and yeh, ever since you started being a working man i hardly ever talk to you. im begining to miss you :(

[Mullin]

awww bless you two should really sort it out! Mort yuor a perv but i still loves ya ;)

[Drunk muser]

oh another fan! :D

[Mort]

AS I'VE TOLD YOU 1,000 TIMES;
you're NOT the one to judge if you're sexy or not. so don't comment!!! :o
and yeh, ever since you started being a working man i hardly ever talk to you. im begining to miss you :(
I know, we've only been able to talk 3 or 4 times in the past 2 1/2 weeks. And they've been short. I miss you too meli :( *big huggs*


awww bless you two should really sort it out!
We have. For now at least... i think... O_o

[Mullin]

We have. For now at least... i think... O_o

So whats the deal then? You two the new Brad and Jen or what? :LOL:

[Mort]

So whats the deal then? You two the new Brad and Jen or what? :LOL:
Just very good friends.

[Mullin]

Just very good friends.

Pah..........

[Mort]

Pah..........
Tats for now. Who knos what the future bring.
She's still my beautiful meli either way.

[windowpain]

Tats for now. Who knos what the future bring.
She's still my beautiful meli either way.

i like mort becuase he's the only person that resonds to my crap.

i will give video to you for 20 bucks if ya want

[Mort]

i like mort becuase he's the only person that resonds to my crap.

i will give video to you for 20 bucks if ya want
How about for free?
And how long is it?

[windowpain]

How about for free?
And how long is it?


it goes for about 30 seconds, but i can get a new one whenever you like. you can even name what you want her to wear. she's a good little flesh slave

[Mort]

it goes for about 30 seconds, but i can get a new one whenever you like. you can even name what you want her to wear. she's a good little flesh slave
Wat I want her to wear... hows about nothing? Would that work?

[windowpain]

Wat I want her to wear... hows about nothing? Would that work?

for me yeah, but i would lose a ball if i gave it to you though.


so for 1 million i'm willing to lose a ball

[Mort]

for me yeah, but i would lose a ball if i gave it to you though.


so for 1 million i'm willing to lose a ball
How about we just dont tell her?

[windowpain]

How about we just dont tell her?


nope show me the money. if you want it for free try and get it yourself

[Mort]

nope show me the money. if you want it for free try and get it yourself
Is it a computer file?

[windowpain]

Is it a computer file?


both my horny friend

[Mort]

both my horny friend
Tape and computer?

[windowpain]

Tape and computer?


yep, super isn't she

[Mort]

yep, super isn't she
Damn right. Well prepared that girl.

[Drunk muser]

She's still my beautiful meli either way.
yeah...your precious virgin...

[Mort]

yeah...your precious virgin...
Lol, whats that got to do with anything? :o

[Drunk muser]

Lol, whats that got to do with anything? :o
nothing that i know of. :o [i'm amazed you used THAT smilie!!]

[Drunk muser]

*hugs*
sweet dreams my sweetie! :o :D

[Mort]

Thank you agapi mou.
They were ;)

[Drunk muser]

hey luff!

5647645

[Mort]

hey luff!

5647645
Hey omorfi.

[Krazy Cat]

Happy birthday, hope you had a great one!! :D

[Sapphire]

Damn I'm late, but anyway.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

[Mort]

Damn I'm late, but anyway.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
Don't worry. I'm late for it myself hehe.
Thank you both of you.

[Drunk muser]

oh my there's not excuse for me

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY

now i gotta get you a birthday prezzie.
any ideas..?

[Mort]

now i gotta get you a birthday prezzie.
any ideas..?
Hmmm... hows about you, exactly the way you are.

[Drunk muser]

Hmmm... hows about you, exactly the way you are.
you've got me already ;)
and as you've said, plane ticket prices are EVIL. :'(
hmm i'm sure you can think of something. :o

[Drunk muser]

got me hair cut got me hair cut got me hair cut!! :D
that means you might have to change yer sig :p

[Mort]

got me hair cut got me hair cut got me hair cut!! :D
that means you might have to change yer sig :p
Give me the pic and I shall update.

[Drunk muser]

the new pic is even worse than the one in your sig :'(

[Drunk muser]

hail to the chord puller :LOL:

[Drunk muser]

no one posts here!! argh!!!
*cuddles, snuggles etc*

[Mort]

no one posts here!! argh!!!
*cuddles, snuggles etc*
Its *huggles, snuggles, cuddles and a kiss on the tummy* oh and *everyhtign else ending in Uddles and Uggles*

[Drunk muser]

Its *huggles, snuggles, cuddles and a kiss on the tummy* oh and *everyhtign else ending in Uddles and Uggles*
hehe thats right. :D

[Drunk muser]

how a bout ...bubbles? ;)

[Mort]

how a bout ...bubbles? ;)
That could work.

Wuv woo

[Drunk muser]

it would work even without bubbles candle wax and the rest methinks. ;)

[Mort]

it would work even without bubbles candle wax and the rest methinks. ;)
True, true. But those are nice bonusses.

[Drunk muser]

True, true. But those are nice bonusses.
i never said it wouldnt be better. ;)

[Mort]

i never said it wouldnt be better. ;)
Hehe, fair enough. Fair enough.

[Drunk muser]

we're so going to get banned. :LOL:

[Mort]

Not until we actually start getting it on.

[Drunk muser]

i dont think that would be possible in the place i am atm.

[Mort]

i dont think that would be possible in the place i am atm.
Depends... how many people have you noticed peaking at your screen?

[Drunk muser]

hmm there are some italians next to me..

[Mort]

Very pationate people, the Italians. I don't think they would mind.

[Drunk muser]

lol. they're a funny species, they speak worse english than the portuguese, its quite amazing.

[Sapphire]

I didn't read this, I promise.

Here you go guys, bye bye.
http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/health/contracept/condom.gif

*Leaves*

[Mort]

I didn't read this, I promise.

Here you go guys, bye bye.
http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/health/contracept/condom.gif

*Leaves*
Unfortunatly, the time has passed, and Ciss has left. Oh well. Looks like I shall dot he same.

But thank you for the thought.

[Drunk muser]

lol, no need for one.

just yet!! mwahahah

[Mort]

lol, no need for one.

just yet!! mwahahah
Just yet indeed...

[Drunk muser]

Phew! Just found this again. I must be blind.

Major boredom when you're not around.

FUCK DOWNLOAD LIMITS!!:mad:
FUCK CREDIT!!
FUCK MONEY!!
FUCK PLANE TICKETS!!
FUCK DISTANCES!!
FUCK TIME ZONES!!
FUCK ALL!!

grr, there, I said it.

[Mort]

Phew! Just found this again. I must be blind.

Major boredom when you're not around.

FUCK DOWNLOAD LIMITS!!:mad:
FUCK CREDIT!!
FUCK MONEY!!
FUCK PLANE TICKETS!!
FUCK DISTANCES!!
FUCK TIME ZONES!!
FUCK ALL!!

grr, there, I said it.
Fuck all?.. fuck you? hehe...

I wish :(

[Drunk muser]

:LOL:
Well, actually 'fuck all!' is a song by Atari Teenage Riot.
And yeah, I guess 'all' includes me, yes. :D

[Black Velvet]

Hey
hows u been doing?

[Mort]

Hey. I've been godd thank you.
*knuf*
Yourself?

[Krazy Cat]

*Appreciates* because he likes Splot market!! :LOL: :LOL:

[Mort]

Splot rocks ma socks!

[Drunk muser]

*Appreciates* because he likes Splot market!! :LOL: :LOL:
your avatar ROCKS!!!! :eek:

[Krazy Cat]

your avatar ROCKS!!!! :eek:


:LOL: Rock, pop, classical, whatever music is on, she dances to perfectly!! ;)

Thanks, Engel gave her to me!! I have so many cats, that have been given to me, I could change every week! :LOL:

[Drunk muser]

she dances like David Gahan from Depeche Mode in 'People Are People'
:LOL:

[Krazy Cat]

she dances like David Gahan from Depeche Mode in 'People Are People'
:LOL:


:LOL: :LOL: And Franz Ferdinand's - Michael!! :D

[Drunk muser]

LOL!! True!!!
Your av rocks in e-v-e-r-y way!! :LOL: :)

[Krazy Cat]

LOL!! True!!!
Your av rocks in e-v-e-r-y way!! :LOL: :)


:LOL: :LOL:

Oh! I'd better *appreciate* your man while I'm here!! ;)

[Black Velvet]

Hey. I've been godd thank you.
*knuf*
Yourself?

I'm fine leaving for Holland in a half hour :D

[Drunk muser]

:LOL: :LOL:

Oh! I'd better *appreciate* your man while I'm here!! ;)
oh cool I won't be alone :happy:

[Drunk muser]

fuck download limit.
lots of times too. :indiff:

[Krazy Cat]

oh cool I won't be alone :happy:


Where is your man these days, Haven't seen him for ages?? :D

[Drunk muser]

reached download limit.
people who thought of download limits are trully evil and should be thrown down a well.

[Mort]

Indeed download limits suck. And I'm allowed on now for a little while but i'll probably be gone by the time you get on :'(
I hate Telstra. However, I will have broadband on monday! Woooopie!

I hope you have fun in Holland Klaartje.

Thankies Jo.

[Black Velvet]

I had loads of fun Simon, for piccies go to my thread :)

[Krazy Cat]

Indeed download limits suck. And I'm allowed on now for a little while but i'll probably be gone by the time you get on :'(
I hate Telstra. However, I will have broadband on monday! Woooopie!

Thankies Jo.


Yay!! Roll on Broadband, What is this download limit, I don't have it??? And I'm on dial up! :confused:

[Mort]

Yay!! Roll on Broadband, What is this download limit, I don't have it??? And I'm on dial up! :confused:
Download Limit = the amount of infermation that you can download from the internet before you start being charged/ At the monet our limit is something like 700mb. It'll go up to 2GB with broadband, although thats still a bit shite.

[Krazy Cat]

Download Limit = the amount of infermation that you can download from the internet before you start being charged/ At the monet our limit is something like 700mb. It'll go up to 2GB with broadband, although thats still a bit shite.


Oh damn, I didn't know there was limit! :confused: I'll have to be careful!

[Mort]

Oh damn, I didn't know there was limit! :confused: I'll have to be careful!
I don't think they have them in the UK, it just seems to be over here. They suck.

[Krazy Cat]

I don't think they have them in the UK, it just seems to be over here. They suck.


I'm glad we don't have them then, the amount of things I've downloaded lately!!

[Drunk muser]

I don't think they have them in the UK, it just seems to be over here. They suck.
i think i saw an ad when i was in the uk, i suppose they have download limits over there too.

oh well, it's better than 56 k.
or even 128k.

[Drunk muser]

where are you....? :(
I'm being stalked, I need protection. Be my bodyguard.

[Mort]

Come online then!

[Drunk muser]

yay youre back :D

[Mort]

Indeed I am.

[Drunk muser]

*does a silly dance*

[Krazy Cat]

Broadband aye?? :happy: :happy: Now you'll never have to worry about downloading!! :D

*appreciates*

[Mort]

I have a 2 GB download limit, so I still do ahev to worry about it, just not so much.

[Mort]

*does a silly dance*
A scientific silly dance?

[Krazy Cat]

I have a 2 GB download limit, so I still do ahev to worry about it, just not so much.

:D I want broadband now!! :(

[Mort]

Go get it then.

[Krazy Cat]

Go get it then.


:eek: They can't get it to my farm yet, they are working on it, but looking at the phone wires, they'll probably not bother :( But who knows, I'm waiting patiently! :p

[Mort]

Phone companys suck.

[Drunk muser]

A scientific silly dance?
well OF COURSE!! :LOL:

[Mort]

well OF COURSE!! :LOL:
Good. I might do another scientific biological test again tonight.

[Drunk muser]

Good. I might do another scientific biological test again tonight.
really? how did last night's research go? :happy:

[Mort]

really? how did last night's research go? :happy:
It went positivly. Very good. Just need to do a few more to confirm results.

[Drunk muser]

It went positivly. Very good. Just need to do a few more to confirm results.
great, im glad i was of service to the scientific world . :LOL:

[Mort]

great, im glad i was of service to the scientific world . :LOL:
You coul, of course, be of further assistants.

[Drunk muser]

You coul, of course, be of further assistants.
really? in what way? :p

[Mort]

really? in what way? :p
We'll have to sort that out...

[Gemsy]

Morty Mort!
*appreciates*

[Drunk muser]

We'll have to sort that out...
hmm yes..?
im all eyes.

[Mort]

hmm yes..?
im all eyes.
I'm sure you are...