What's the best Muse song to have sex to?

[MattB47]

Endlessly?
Starlight?
Bliss perhaps.

What you rekon?

[Splinter]

You fucking Motherfucker defenitely

[addyjoe]

Knights of Cydonia. Its the galloping action, see

[Dramatic Hammer]

Endlessly?
Starlight?
Bliss perhaps.

What you rekon?

:stunned:

[pubicmage]

Supermassive Black Hole. It is fit for a porn soundtrack, afterall.

[Hysterical_Fan101]

Knights of Cydonia. Its the galloping action, see

:LOL: :LOL:

Gotta be Plug In Baby. Just for the name, lmao


No-ones actually taking this seriously, right? lol

[Tantalus]

stockholm syndrome, fast and furious...

[Clunge]

Execution Commentary fo' sho'?

[Mark]

Con-Science for bondage

[Chizzleface]

Interlude, because it'll be over before the song ends :LOL:

[Titeration]

Interlude, because it'll be over before the song ends :LOL:

And I thought I was the only one:D

[Peroxide Pixie]

Endlessly?
Starlight?
Bliss perhaps.

What you rekon?

For sex? Are you mad? :stunned:

I'd go for Stockholm Syndrome, Supermassive Black Hole, Assassin, Hysteria...something with energy.

[Mark]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

[Titeration]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

I'm getting that sinking feeling that you thought too hard about that. :stunned:

[Mark]

Actually no, I'm just VERY VERY BORED.

[Stephie]

lmao i saw this in the 'last posted' as 'what's the best Muse song to....' and just KNEW it would involve sex.

i had sex to unintended and it was way cheesy. :noey:

i don't see them as a very 'sex' band.

[Stephie]

Con-Science for bondage

sex to con science? :stunned:

[Chizzleface]

I prefer funky house or trance to fuck to, nice and pretty but not too cerebral, leaves you to concentrate on the shag. I tried to have sex with a girl once whilst we were watching Lee evans, but neither of us could concentrate, we were laughing too much at teh Evans :LOL:

[Stephie]

I prefer funky house or trance to fuck to, nice and pretty but not too cerebral, leaves you to concentrate on the shag. I tried to have sex with a girl once whilst we were watching Lee evans, but neither of us could concentrate, we were laughing too much at teh Evans :LOL:

FROM PARIS TO BERLIN

best sex song EVER

[Chizzleface]

FROM PARIS TO BERLIN

best sex song EVER

Actually, anything by Goldfrapp, or Zero seven is pretty sexy as well.

[Caff]

I can think of nothing more off-putting than listening to Muse before, during and after sex.

[rockmuse88]

Forced In. :p

[Dramatic Hammer]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.


In general, if you think having sex to Muse is anything but ridiculous, you're probably living in a city of delusion ;) .

[Chizzleface]

"Come in my Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!"

[aur0rabells]

HEHE.

I don't know.. sometimes music with lyrics is kinda off putting.. what if you start singing it in your head? but whatever puts you in the mooooood, I spose.

[Caff]

In general, if you think having sex to Muse is anything but ridiculous, you're probably living in a city of delusion ;) .

LOLZ.

Goldfrapp - yes that's sex music, it just oozes sexy and puts you in that sort of mood.

Muse - None of the above. So wtf?

[Chizzleface]

LOLZ.

Goldfrapp - yes that's sex music, it just oozes sexy and puts you in that sort of mood.

Muse - None of the above. So wtf?

I found that Gomez is good for sex while stoned. :happy:

[vspirit]

megalomania

[mönchin]

i only know a song of rammstein which has a really nice rhythm...

[Hysterical_Fan101]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

:stunned: :LOL:

[superpete89]

I realised the other day BHAR was on while I was with the girlfriend...not because we thought it was good fucking music or anything, we were just listening to it before and then one thing lead to another. I just remember getting way distracted by Knights of Cydonia...

[supermassivegirl]

I don't listen to any music while i'm having sex.
I like listen to my and my partner moans, and to our breath...

So, no Muse song to have sex to :p

[Usagi_buni]

if u are romantic and in love then bliss.....i suppose:LOL:

[Dirty K]

ive had the hullabaloo live set playing on the tv before whilst i was with my ex. didnt really distract me although i did keep gettin glimpses of it and the light effects of the set were quite bright. I reckon futurism, easily, spiral static or glorious

[Vapor]

Can't take my eyes off you! :p

[Blackbutterfly]

stockholm syndrome and hysteria....that's the perfect soundtrack! believe me, i tried it...

[Vapor]

Can't take my eyes off you! :p

lol or a live song so you have people to cheer you on

[Green Lemon]

Hysteria just for it's fucking name. :LOL:

[DangerMel]

Okay people, from personal experience:

1. Hysteria
2. Sing for Absolution
3. Knights of Cydonia
4. Endlessly

2, 3, and 4 are in no particular order but Hysteria is definitely my favorite.

[Celtic Rose]

Dudes, its all about the "Ooooh baby I'm a fool for no-one, *bass bass* But ooooh baby I'm a fool for yooooou".

It purely exists as a sex song.

[JoBear]

Agitated. That's the only reason I ever liked that song.

[MattBellamyLove]

Well maybe not like sex, but i think time is running out is like perfect for like right before sex, when ur like half naked, or naked, and ur like hella hard core making out.... maybe thats just me... but i loved it.

[MattBellamyLove]

Agitated is actually a very good sex song....... btw

[JoBear]

Agitated is actually a very good sex song....... btw
About the only thing it was good for.

[Vapor]

the thing is you guys all want a soundtrack to it like it's a movie...If there's music it's just playing, you're not making a music video here...it's all about the tempo, not the mood...I could give a rat's ass what's playing when I'm screwing, as long as its not some wierd thing, like a choir or screaming children

[JoBear]

I do find with music playing I get distracted and start singing along and my boyfriend will be trying to kiss me and I'll be singing along to Karma Police or something...

[matoran]

I've only ever had sexual intercourse to music one in my whole life and that was to Supermassive Black Hole. Now it think of it the title is rather fitting

[smileyhappy393]

See, I was having this conversation on the college bus with a friend yesterday, but we were talking about songs in general. We figured it doesn't really matter, as long as it does make you laugh, so that instantly rules out 'Let's Get It On', 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' and 'There's No One Quite Like Grandma'. Muse was just completely not an option! How can you do THAT to Muse? You can be romantic to selected songs, but they're not really about sex.

I think 'Lullaby' by the Cure is more suited, simply for the highest moaning, groaning, whispering content of any song I've heard for years.

[89Knight]

So many to choice. I would try it with my top 10 favorite songs. Lol.

[Koopa]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.
A lot of work went into that :D

[pubicmage]

Piano Thing, probably.

[Mark]

A lot of work went into that :D

Too much work methinks :p

[Stephie]

I do find with music playing I get distracted and start singing along and my boyfriend will be trying to kiss me and I'll be singing along to Karma Police or something...

see, i don't think i wouldn't have sex to muse because i'd be like 'ZOMG I LUVZ THIS SONG', it's just not the right beat/rhythm or whatever at all.

[Xarr]

House of the Rising Sun muse-style of c, if you want a beat

[muse_saz]

Supermassive Black Hole. It is fit for a porn soundtrack, afterall.

muwhahaha thought that too :p the beat is the perfect rithm :D

[IntoTheWhite]

Only one song?:stunned:

[Riviera Paradise]

These songs in this order

New Born.......Plug in baby.......Fury........Ruled by Secrecy......City of Delusion.....Butterflies & Hurricanes

[Mobius]

Bedroom Acoustics?

(I havent tried that...honest)

[pubicmage]

Ruled by Secrecy
hmmmm...

Are you sure about that?

[stace_face]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.


ROFL :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: that was great *high fives*.

Hmmmm depends on the type of sex to find the perfect song really doesn't it :D

Ooooh the variety ^.^

[Brogana]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

You forgot that if you don't take proper precautions - then you might experience a New Born..

[stuffitv3]

Duh...Jimmy Kane

[Muse_Brownie]

Supermassive Black Hole. It is fit for a porn soundtrack, afterall.

Thank you! Exactly!!

Now no more answers. Nothing else will do. The answer is Supermassive Black Hole. End of story... see you later.

[Strawberry_Juice]

I can't really speak from experience, but I'm sure I wouldn't want to hear Bellamy going, "Oooohhhhahaaaaaoooh!" while I'm at it. :stunned:

[ʘ]

I can't really speak from experience, but I'm sure I wouldn't want to hear Bellamy going, "Oooohhhhahaaaaaoooh!" while I'm at it. :stunned:

Then use a smaller strap-on when you're entering him..... ;)

[TomPiltoff]

Dark Shines.

[OD-Musik]

Time is Running out. The beat reminds me of women moving their hips around and its VERY clique/erotic.

[Strawberry_Juice]

Then use a smaller strap-on when you're entering him..... ;)
:eek: :'(
I'll be sleeping with the light on tonight, thankyouverymuch.

[matoran]

There's something about Muse over any other band for some reason that just makes you wanna fuck. I don't know why, you dont get that feeling from Gomez or Placebo. ???

[ʘ]

There's something about Muse over any other band for some reason that just makes you wanna fuck. I don't know why, you dont get that feeling from Gomez or Placebo. ???

Hi, what's up? :)




And I can't believe you've just put 'Placebo" and "Gomez" in the same sentence... :stunned:

[Katiane Carvalho]

Time is Running out. The beat reminds me of women moving their hips around and its VERY clique/erotic.

TIRO is a good one choice, principaly 'cause of Matt breathing close to the mic, it gives to the music a light touch of sensuality, indeed. Anyway, I'm still loving Citizen Erased, maybe it doesn't look so sexy, I think the melody of this lyric is just horny for me, really. It is so mad, tense after in the middle to the music when just have the instruments playing it get more madly intense ever, orgasmic. So in the end all gets just calm down with the piano sound light with the another instruments. Oh my Lord, that is really sexy for me, without doubt. Those chords from that crazy guitar just drive me crazy....:happy: :$

[That Little Animal]

You fucking Motherfucker defenitely

I hear ya.. I couldn't last for longer than 30 seconds either back when I was twenty...

[Neilyboy]

I hear ya.. I couldn't last for longer than 30 seconds either back when I was twenty...

You should try it with another person, it's even more difficult.

[JoBear]

see, i don't think i wouldn't have sex to muse because i'd be like 'ZOMG I LUVZ THIS SONG', it's just not the right beat/rhythm or whatever at all.
Yeah that's my problem. :LOL: I'd want to start playing air bass or something as I usually do when listening to particular Muse songs.

[Wishmaster]

Yeah that's my problem. :LOL: I'd want to start playing air bass or something as I usually do when listening to particular Muse songs.

Air piano is where it's at ;)

I'm a virgin, but I reckon New Born wins both the 'best song to have sex to' and 'ironic name' awards.

[decayingfantasies]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

:LOL:

You neglected to mention that if you are the type that climaxes to early, it's Unintended.

[matoran]

Air piano is where it's at ;)

I'm a virgin, but I reckon New Born wins both the 'best song to have sex to' and 'ironic name' awards.


Yeah I play air piano a lot when I'm listening to Muse. Especially in Butterflies And Hurricanes and Sunburn etc...

Anyway I'm meant to be a virgin according to the people who know me so please keep what I said under your hats.

[ericska]

My brothers older friend is a semi-Muse fan. He just recently heard the son Supermassive Black Hole and said it'd be awesome to fuck to. I thought about it and he's right, it'd be cool to have sex too. Anyone agree?

[SpecialK]

No.

[originalboywonder]

I'll get back to you.

[ericska]

Supermassive Black Hole. It is fit for a porn soundtrack, afterall.

Why, thank you my good boy.

[VladieShark]

For me, it's Glorious...

[lily318]

Lost of stuff from showbiz. Just so long as you skip unintended.

SBH, PIB, Bliss, Ruled by Secrecy.

[powofcydonia]

Stockholm Syndrome has to be the best one to bang to, imagine the stamina you'd have to have!

[Alpine Space]

For me, it's Glorious...

oh...never thought on glorious...i'll try that :happy:
but before my eyes it has to be very emotional intensiv with a lot of sweaty hair and interpenetrative looks :)

[nonni]

Knights of Cydonia. Its the galloping action, see

i agree because of the bassline ,, you can follow the Rhythm :LOL:

[seregon]

I would say Forced In or Spiral Static

[janine]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

LMFAO :LOL:

[VladieShark]

Actually.... What's Muse's longest song?

[gazgriff]

Exo-politics. Ouch lmfao:LOL::p

[gazgriff]

Actually.... What's Muse's longest song?

hyperchondriac music? citizen erased? i dunno but its not fucking mother fucker or interlude:p

[Judderman]

hyperchondriac music? citizen erased? i dunno but its not fucking mother fucker or interlude:p

that one depends on the situation, and who it is you are fucking! heh.

[Dead_Star_Danni]

If its just some cheap ho' or nothing setious then id say supermassive, TIRO or plug in baby.

If its a romantic occasion for those lucky ones in love then citizen erased, nature01 or hoodoo?

Would forced in be to weird?

x

[alicia]

Hysteria and SBH definitely.

Someone said something about singing along to Karma Police, made me think of this...:LOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaZM0qQejhg

[Travisx2112]

Actually.... What's Muse's longest song?

Citizen Erased.

SMBH for the win! :LOL:

[I Only Want You]

I've had sex to BHaR, it wasn't too bad. I have to admit, I got up and changed it when Soldiers Poem came on. Supermassive Black Hole is fun though.

If you want good songs for sex, play Rated R or Songs For The Deaf by Queens Of The Stone Age.

[lisalush]

I have never done anything sexual at all to Muse. every song has a memory for me but i want muse to stay just muse for me.

[Povuholo]

Fillip, Cave, Supermassive Black Hole. :D

[Ritos Faar]

Haha, yes, Cave... Very much so. =p

[Captain_Sabre]

New Born-

While its the piano/bass/vocals you're doing foreplay, nice calm and romantic.

Then suddenly when the guitar does its riffy bit you get into position ready to screw the life out of her/him/it when the rest of the instruments come in. Then its just hard fucking the whole way through...

I hope this made sense to someone somewhere. :LOL:

[Take A Bow]

I actually had sex while listening to Muse in the back of my car this last December. Starlight and Hysteria were the songs I remember hearing. I Don't remember a lot of things going on in the background as my mind was on more important things. :p

[lisalush]

New Born-

While its the piano/bass/vocals you're doing foreplay, nice calm and romantic.

Then suddenly when the guitar does its riffy bit you get into position ready to screw the life out of her/him/it when the rest of the instruments come in. Then its just hard fucking the whole way through...

I hope this made sense to someone somewhere. :LOL:


:LOL: thats it! straight to the point. i actually had visions of ur story in my head. lmao!


I actually had sex while listening to Muse in the back of my car this last December. Starlight and Hysteria were the songs I remember hearing. I Don't remember a lot of things going on in the background as my mind was on more important things. :p

:LOL: welcome new member. :D is this ur 1st post?????? :LOL:

[Brett1102]

sunburn?
that track makes me think of sex anyway!
or am i already thinking of sex before it comes on...
probably. ;)

[Take A Bow]

:LOL: thats it! straight to the point. i actually had visions of ur story in my head. lmao!




:LOL: welcome new member. :D is this ur 1st post?????? :LOL:
Definitely my first post. :cool:

[Arc>angel]

the entire origin album.

if you have sex and only takes 4 or 5 minutes than you guys have a big problem.
and in that case i really hope your girlfriend/boyfriend reeeeally likes muse because that would probably the only enjoyment they got.

[lisalush]

or am i already thinking of sex before it comes on...
probably. ;)

:LOL: only a guy would say that.

Definitely my first post. :cool:

:chuckle

the entire origin album.

if you have sex and only takes 4 or 5 minutes than you guys have a big problem.
and in that case i really hope your girlfriend/boyfriend reeeeally likes muse because that would probably the only enjoyment they got.

another 1st post? Mr Tantric Sex??????? :LOL:

[Dawnflame]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

now that was funny :LOL:

[Take A Bow]

:LOL: only a guy would say that.



:chuckle



another 1st post? Mr Tantric Sex??????? :LOL:

I should note that it was her idea as well, which made it that much cooler. :cool:

[blissfullymuse]

Personally i'd choose Stockholm syndrome and Supermassive black hole purely for the pr0n style lol

[jrallen]

deffinatly sunburn just for the solo part ;)

[lisalush]

I should note that it was her idea as well, which made it that much cooler. :cool:

:LOL:

[trouble]

Cave.

For the lyrics...

And from experience... lol

It was actually all of Showbiz :ninja:

[Shaun1990]

Knights of Cydonia: for the galloping rhythm. Bliss, maybe, that has quite a good bass line and drum beat to hump to.

[chawknz]

Feeling Good for me!

[Requiem1394]

I had sex with Ruled By Secrecy, Falling Away With You, and Spiral Static in the background once. It was outside during a meteor shower.

Pretty sweet.

[adela_catch22]

before i heard a more detailed explanation, i always thought Time is Running Out was about sex...with all that "asfixiated", "friction", "suck the life out", "i try to give you up, but i'm addicted", "bound and restricted" stuff:P and I think it would be pretty good for that, though i haven't tried it...yet.

[Hopix]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.

Thats awesome!!

[CountDracula]

*If you aren't getting any, Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want (her answer should be Yes Please)
*If you have extremely long sex, Endlessly
*If you are planning to experiment from behind the girl, Supermassive Black Hole
*If you are having an affair, Ruled By Secrecy
*If you are humping another man's wife and the man is coming home soon, Time Is Running Out
*If your lover is thinking of another man it's probably Jimmy Kane
*If you are lost around your woman during sex, Map Of Your Head
*If you plan to harm your lover during sex, Micro Cuts
*If you are finding it hard to get it in, or are doing it through rape, Forced In
*If you have failed in the love making process, it's just A Crying Shame
*And if you have succeeded in the love making process, you should be left Feeling Good, so Take A Bow as you take your leave, feeling somewhat Invincible.
hmm.. pretty nice :> let's add some more! LOL what about...

*if you love some foreplay first, tha Intro is your song
*if you feel like smoking a cigar while changing positions you need an Interlude
*if the girl cheated on you but you want some revenge give it to her with Fury or just go mad and finish the job and become an Assassin
*if you decide to kidnap someone and that someone falls in love with you.. watch out for the Stockholm Syndrome
*Be afraid if she starts to scream that you are her Uno
*If you're not into that romantic shit, run if she says you are her Unintended choice :P
* Don't have sex drunk, it's better if you are Sober, so your Con_science won't hurt in the morning after
* don't do it on the beach or you'll be shouting how your Sunburn hurts
*if you do it in love you'll feel Butterflies and Hurricanes in your stomach
*don't take drugs before sex or you might wake up after a Blackout
*if you want to do it porno style at least make some money in the Showbiz
*if you're doing it with a religious person you might as well Sing for Absolution
*if she's devilish nothing better than be asking for an Apocalypse Please
*if she decides to Fall away with you try not to hurt her to avoid Hysteria
*if you want to do it star wars style nothing better than adding some Space Dementia to it
*Use a condom or in 9 months you'll have a New born
*whatever you do, just be Glorious in the end...

:x :P

[lily318]

showbiz, spiral static.

[TastyBassRiff54]

hmm.. pretty nice :> let's add some more! LOL what about...

*if you love some foreplay first, tha Intro is your song
*if you feel like smoking a cigar while changing positions you need an Interlude
*if the girl cheated on you but you want some revenge give it to her with Fury or just go mad and finish the job and become an Assassin
*if you decide to kidnap someone and that someone falls in love with you.. watch out for the Stockholm Syndrome
*Be afraid if she starts to scream that you are her Uno
*If you're not into that romantic shit, run if she says you are her Unintended choice :P
* Don't have sex drunk, it's better if you are Sober, so your Con_science won't hurt in the morning after
* don't do it on the beach or you'll be shouting how your Sunburn hurts
*if you do it in love you'll feel Butterflies and Hurricanes in your stomach
*don't take drugs before sex or you might wake up after a Blackout
*if you want to do it porno style at least make some money in the Showbiz
*if you're doing it with a religious person you might as well Sing for Absolution
*if she's devilish nothing better than be asking for an Apocalypse Please
*if she decides to Fall away with you try not to hurt her to avoid Hysteria
*if you want to do it star wars style nothing better than adding some Space Dementia to it
*Use a condom or in 9 months you'll have a New born
*whatever you do, just be Glorious in the end...

:x :P


how the fuck do you do it 'Star wars style' ? :LOL:

and my song would be The Groove ;)

[CountDracula]

how the fuck do you do it 'Star wars style' ? :LOL:

and my song would be The Groove ;)
you don't wanna know :P

[gazgriff]

i imagine small print would hurt both parties especially if you really like that song cos the drums are fairly fast but beaten very hard

[Subl1minal]

If it's the romantic kind of sex then i'd say Blackout

Raw and dirty?? Hysteria

[gazgriff]

If it's the romantic kind of sex then i'd say Blackout

Raw and dirty?? Hysteria

hahaha yeah

[MuseTorchwood]

something like Supermassive Black Hole, Forced In, Feeling Good, or Spiral Static

[Caff]

Correct thread this time...

I can't remember if I've posted here already but I can think of few things worse than having sex to Muse. Their songs just aren't right for that sort of mood! The slow ones (without vocals) maybe...but I'm still quite against trying it.

I prefer not having music tbh.

[TheDKer]

:LOL: :LOL:

Gotta be Plug In Baby. Just for the name, lmao


No-ones actually taking this seriously, right? lol

LOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHA, that made me crack up hahahaha, PLUG IN BABYYYYYYYY http://board.muse.mu/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Btw, imagine having sex to Starlight, and just fucking to the bass ;O gotta be pretty tough

[GreenLyon]

Just put on the whole discography and have sex all day long. :!

[ArrowSmith]

Supermassive Black Hole - I mean come on in the interviews Matt said he created it as a song he and Gaia could shag to.

[mrs_bellamy_]

Endlessly?
Starlight?
Bliss perhaps.

What you rekon?

I'd say supermassive blackhole, hysteria or stockholm symdrome....anything fast and furious is brilliant

[Kylee]

Supermassive Black Hole - I mean come on in the interviews Matt said he created it as a song he and Gaia could shag to.
wut? wherr?

[hyper_chondriac_muser]

^ highly doubt Matt would reveal his sex secrets in an interview lol! Then again, he did let slip once that Gaia likes him to dress up (I think he said as a doctor but I might have been hallucinating that part) :LOL: :stunned: Gawd I bet I'll never find that clip again cos Wankers prob removed it from yewtewb by now... GHEYNESS! :rolleyes:

[i_con3]

anyone thought about Cave? "come in my cave"
lol

[mrs_bellamy_]

Yeah, someone mentioned cave earlier on

[gdf]

What about Twin for a threesome?

Or The Small Print if your jonny splits.

Blackout for date rape.

Who Knows Who for blind man's wank.

Fury for make-up sex.

Unintended if you get/get her preggers.

Ashamed if you prematurely ejaculate.

Coma if you fuck her hard enough.

Escape if it's a one night stand and you wake up regretting it.

[ChrisirhC]

Symphonic Monster

[deex]

What about Twin for a threesome?

Or The Small Print if your jonny splits.

Blackout for date rape.

Who Knows Who for blind man's wank.

Fury for make-up sex.

Unintended if you get/get her preggers.

Ashamed if you prematurely ejaculate.

Coma if you fuck her hard enough.

Escape if it's a one night stand and you wake up regretting it.


lmao

[mickey_killer]

supermassive black hole ftw
(it works pretty good :LOL: and kissing/making out to hyper chondriac music)

[Amii]

I think this may be the same as most horny muse song but either way...

Minimum, or Forced in, but only because i'm a freak and like slow songs during sex.:LOL:

[Priad-Luabe]

supermassive black hole
assassin
stockholm syndrome
knights of cydonia

basically the fatser paced;)

[Grey Britain]

Take A Bow(AT THE END!)

[Problematique MX]

Bedroom acoustics. :awesome:


All the songs above are for kinky matters.. Bedroom acoustics just fits for pure lovely sex.

Period. :D

[mickey_killer]

supermassive black hole
assassin
stockholm syndrome
knights of cydonia

basically the fatser paced;)

idk why but i guess i would die of laughter while having sex to knights of cydonia :LOL:

[mrs_bellamy_]

idk why but i guess i would die of laughter while having sex to knights of cydonia :LOL:

So would I. LOL

[Problemfanatique]

What about Twin for a threesome?

Or The Small Print if your jonny splits.

Blackout for date rape.

Who Knows Who for blind man's wank.

Fury for make-up sex.

Unintended if you get/get her preggers.

Ashamed if you prematurely ejaculate.

Coma if you fuck her hard enough.

Escape if it's a one night stand and you wake up regretting it.

That is brilliant. :LOL:

idk why but i guess i would die of laughter while having sex to knights of cydonia :LOL:

LOL :LOL:

[i_con3]

well..my girlfriend and I decided that we cant have sex to Muse because we both know that I'll start thinking about Matt most likely and it just makes things awkward lol..totally kidding though..sort of...

"uno" if youre going solo
"crying shame" if she gets pregnant
"take a bow" for when you both are standing up
"overdue" when you last longer than expected
"endlessly" when you last wayyy longer than expected
"do we need this?"...yes!

[BeckyBliss]

Supermassive Black Hole

[Antipathy]

Falling Down - when you just can't get it up
Nature 1 - for those whove tried it outside
Stockholm Syndrome - when you get some time alone with that kidnapper you realy like



Supermassive Black Hole, cos its great the rythmn and everything is just right for it. Stockholm Syndrome and Fury are rather good when mixed with handcuffs, rope and a riding whip I seem to of found though :)