If you could say something to your 12 year old self, what would it be ?

[nirajp]

1) Don't stop staying up till 11:30 to watch Scrubs.
2) Pick up the guitar. NOW
3) Radiohead, lol
4) Stop being such a chicken towards people that use you.
5) Stay the fuck away from depressing music like Linkin Park and Slipknot.
6) Don't wait years to start shaving.
7) Stop bottling up your emotions and hiding stuff.

Last one still applies :$ but what about you.

Gosh i'm such a cliché :LOL:

[Chaos Is Me!]

1) Don't make shit threads.

[Beast Love]

1) Don't make shit threads.

about the arctic monkeys

[dwydav]

about the arctic monkeys
hahaha ouch!

ermm I would say:

dont be so damn unconfidant
aaaand: leanr how to dance Tango, it'll be useful later on when you discover what girls are!!!

[nirajp]

1) Don't make shit threads.

Mean :$

and .. http://board.muse.mu/showthread.php?t=33397 :LOL: :rolleyes: :p

[craigacp]

I think the phrase "People are wankers, deal with it" should have been shouted at me several times. Or maybe "Sarcasm is the solution to all problems".

[Miss Blee]

The doctor is lying about you not getting constant sore throats after you're 18.

Mum's lying about your freckles fading. They won't.

Don't trust anyone, like, ever.

[Nikora]

Ignore them - they're IDIOTS

[BOD]

1) Don't make shit threads.

Erm, actually this is a fantastic thread.

1) Stop wearing eyeliner
2) Stop wearing those awful jeans
3) Stop sucking up to Fran Donnelly and thinking he's God or something
4) Stop making shite websites
5) Stop being overly-dramatic on MSN just because it's a 'new thing' and you've taken the 'distance is safety' idealogy way too seriously
6) Sort your hair out
7) Stop taking fucking photos of people you fancy, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
8) Be less of a knob generally
9) Play piano better

[Stephie]

1.) eat.

[Murray]

1) Play the guitar. NOW!
2) Don't listen to your brother so much
3) Don't worry, you'll get skinner
4) Don't worry, you'll pork someone

[Monto]

if i saw my 12 year old self walking down the road id probably beat the shit out of me, that would be really fun



in the eyes of myself as 12

your just walkin down the street, then you see youself years in to the future running at you, then you get punched in the face by yourself

THATD BE FUCKED UP!

[Suzie.]

are you still on drugs?


hmm.

-don't trust Mikel.
-don't spend the next 3-4 years with Mikel. you'll grow up and spend the rest of your life with the emotional capacity of a cyborg.
-speak what's on your mind. even though you already do, you still have doubts sometimes. you shouldn't have to doubt. say EVERYTHING.
-spend more time with nonno. he'll be gone before you know it.

[Max]

Face it - your life is going to suck.

Or, if he/she isn't emo...

Your life won't be perfect.

[Kazuya vs Ummagumma]

Lottery numbers.

[ʘ]

"You're not really my son!"

[insane_muser]

Lottery numbers.

Oooh thats a good one!

[Miran-duh]

- dont bother trying to fit in. you wont succeed and 'cool' kids/young teens are actually lame anyway

[Bexie]

Don't worry about your appearance.

Be more confident.

Stick up for yourself.

Don't pick Graphics for GCSE.

[Bjorny]

Don't be a geek.

[Neilyboy]

1) Don't stop staying up till 11:30 to watch Scrubs.
2) Pick up the guitar. NOW
3) Radiohead, lol
4) Stop being such a chicken towards people that use you.
5) Stay the fuck away from depressing music like Linkin Park and Slipknot.
6) Don't wait years to start shaving.
7) Stop bottling up your emotions and hiding stuff.

Last one still applies :$ but what about you.

Gosh i'm such a cliché :LOL:

I'd say "god you're so immature!"

[Celtic Rose]

Don't let mum's illness be an excuse for you to slack off at school, you will need those results one day, so stick at it.

Don't get involved with bad kids, stik to your real friends.

Start experiemneting more with make up and heels, you 21 year old self is now struggling.

DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR SHORT!

Don't obsess over boys, your time will come.....

[Clunge]

- Punch some cunts
- Don't conform
- Bin that flowery shirt
- Listen to Muse, NOW!
- Pick up the bass, NOW!

[uka]

- shave!
- do something with your hair!
- stop beeing so unsure about yourself
- don't let your mom pick your (uncool) clothes :$
- don't stop your guitar lessons you'll regret it

:(

[Georgy Drachenkoeter]

- Listen to Muse, NOW!


Exactly, but wait which year was it I was 12? Äähm... 1995, when where Muse formed? I'm no good at all when it comes to numbers and years...:$
Make this point watch out for Muse, or you'll regret it forever!

What else should I tell me?
Don't be arfaid, you'll always be a weirdo?
And maybe you could do a little bit more for school, like learning? Ah no, why?
Don't know what I should tell me, apart from the Muse bit.
Lottery numbers are a good idea, too.

Yeah, let's do some timetravelling.:D

[Peroxide Pixie]

-Stop being a miserable sod
-Don't be so desperate to grow up...stay single!
-Don't quit your guitar lessons
-Don't quit playing keyboards
-Take art and dance after school not politics and sociology
-Don't get wreaked on stupid amounts of drugs in your early 20's, experiment but don't go mad...try to go to more gigs rather than clubs

[Georgy Drachenkoeter]

Ah yes, got another one.

Learn guitar.:D

[pira]

1. Throw away that evil webcam now. NOW I SAY! *slaps*
2. Stop hitting your friends. I know it's friendly hitting, but you don't know your own strenght, lolol, so it might just hurt, which they don't actually like.
3. Listen to good music.
4. Stop swearing so much.
5. Stop trying to do everything perfectly, you won't get anything else done and it takes ages.
6. Don't obsessively save pictures of useless crap by the 'right click, save as, rename, save' method. Such a waste of time.
7. Eh, don't go to that FoxKids chatroom to chat about DragonballZ and sex. You filthy child.
8. Get off IRC before 'It' happens.
9. Oh, about your strange 'admiration' you have for certain girls/women: figure it out. There's more than straight and gay, there is a middle way (yes, I did not know such a thing existed => supression).
10. You're too perverted for your age. This will only get worse. :)

[Nincy Face]

-Stay away from the dope
-Stay away from girl
-Don't find the internet interesting, it'll suck your life away.
-Learn how to play poker as quickly as possible

Err

[Neilyboy]

This is all very candid. What a top bunch of people you sound.

[Miss Blee]

This is all very candid. What a top bunch of people you sound.
:LOL:

This is an awesome thread. Well done thread starter!

[because]

This is all very candid. What a top bunch of people you sound.
haha, you are soo sarcastic, but it's great

[Marvolo]

got to see radiohead in 03
learn piano..
dont go on the internet

[Neilyboy]

:LOL:

This is an awesome thread. Well done thread starter!

I know what you'd say to your 12 year old self Blee.
"Don't ban that nice charming Neilyboy, you'll learn to enjoy his threads."

[Dramatic Hammer]

1. Never fear, your days as a fatty are numbered and you can keep eating whatever you like.
2. Listen to Muse, you're just in time to catch them playing your local (tiny) club.
3. Don't stop your piano lessons, you'll regret it.
4. Make friends with the cool kids, it turns out they think you're cool anyway:LOL: .
5. Don't smoke so much gear - it makes you lazy and appathetic.
6. Keep going with your band, it was quite good - even in retrospect.
7. Helen is a bitch, her older best mate is a certainty;) .

[Wowee Zowee]

i'm thinking of red dwarf when lister goes back and invents the tension sheet...but then again i could create the tension sheet now.

[Miss Blee]

I know what you'd say to your 12 year old self Blee.
"Don't ban that nice charming Neilyboy, you'll learn to enjoy his threads."
Nope, I'd say "Watch out for that Neilyboy, when he tries to register, deny him. He's trouble". ;)

[Marvolo]

Nope, I'd say "Watch out for that Neilyboy, when he tries to register, deny him. He's trouble". ;)

:LOL: it might turn out that he'll save your life though!

[Wowee Zowee]

:LOL: it might turn out that he'll save your life though!
you never know he could look like Trent Reznor and Blee will be kicking herself.

[Jackstin]

I'd probably something like "the 22nd of december 2002" just to completely freak me out.

[Coco Mademoiselle]

" Grow Up ! "

[CottonCandy]

It'll get better.

[El Zilcho]

I'd probably something like "the 22nd of december 2002" just to completely freak me out.

:LOL:
I guess I'd tell myself to try and get drumming lessons.

[Stephie]

stop being a vegan. you're going to get anaemia as a result of it, and cows bloody need to be milked or they'll die. &you know that vegan toothpaste tastes like crap.

leave your hair long

lay off the black eyeliner.

[Coco Mademoiselle]

oh and " shut up " refering to that day when I insulted my physical education teacher.

[Miss Blee]

you never know he could look like Trent Reznor and Blee will be kicking herself.
:LOL: :stunned:

[Peroxide Pixie]

stop being a vegan. you're going to get anaemia as a result of it, and cows bloody need to be milked or they'll die. &you know that vegan toothpaste tastes like crap.

.

Calfs need to drink milk not people.

I tried to be totally vegan for a while, there is no fat in the diet though, I got quite skinny and I love chocolate too much to give it up. I will say I've started drinking soya milk again, found a really good one, I can't stand real milk on my cereal it makes me feel weird.

[dwydav]

I would say "mum and dad are splitting up whether you like it or not, so stop crying about it. you'll see we'll all be much happier in a few years" and "Invent something called myspace, and Youtube, you'll get very rich"

also I'd add "dont worry, you wont be the black sheep of the family, you too will go to university like your bro and sis, and you'll do just as good as them in the eyes of mum n dad" now that was a killer two years back!

erm.. otherwise: don't start skateboarding, it'll fuck your back up when you're 16 and you try and hold on to a motor bike and fall off at high speed"

[Neilyboy]

you never know he could look like Trent Reznor and Blee will be kicking herself.


Mr Reznor can only dream. ;)

[Miss Blee]

Mr Reznor can only dream. ;)
About being with me?

I know, I know. It's tragic, really.

[Neilyboy]

About being with me?

I know, I know. It's tragic, really.

Calling it tragic is a little harsh on you I feel.

[uka]

" Grow Up ! "

booo!

never growing up is more fun :D

[ʘ]

Calling it tragic is a little harsh on you I feel.
:LOL:

[Miss Blee]

Calling it tragic is a little harsh on you I feel.
It's harsh on Trent! Poor Trent. Not knowing how awesome I am and all. *sadface*

[Neilyboy]

It's harsh on Trent! Poor Trent. Not knowing how awesome I am and all. *sadface*

Ah I see, I reckon he's missing out. (counts Brownie points)

[Tom]

Hmm, I'd have to say something along the lines of
"Stop scheming ways to become socially acceptable and do whatever the fuck you like and feel like doing. Don't be restrained by politeness or whatever's 'normal' or your mates who for all their good points can be stupid cunts".

EDIT: Oh and "Don't give up trumpet"

[Neilyboy]

Hmm, I'd have to say something along the lines of
"Stop scheming ways to become socially acceptable and do whatever the fuck you like and feel like doing. Don't be restrained by politeness or whatever's 'normal' or your mates who for all their good points can be stupid cunts".

You should be ashamed of yourself! Saying cunts to a 12 year old!

[uka]

You should be ashamed of yourself! Saying cunts to a 12 year old!

:LOL:

[Chaos Is Me!]

Erm, actually this is a fantastic thread.

1) Stop wearing eyeliner
2) Stop wearing those awful jeans
3) Stop sucking up to Fran Donnelly and thinking he's God or something
4) Stop making shite websites
5) Stop being overly-dramatic on MSN just because it's a 'new thing' and you've taken the 'distance is safety' idealogy way too seriously
6) Sort your hair out
7) Stop taking fucking photos of people you fancy, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
8) Be less of a knob generally
9) Play piano better
I didn't say it wasn't?

[tisoy]

Hmm year 7 me eh..
- Take Japanese in high school!
- Start playing a musical instrument
- Dump that guy your going out with right now

[Chaos Is Me!]

2) Start heavy driking now so you will have built up a good resistance.
3) Get MySpace so you can have a low friend ID

[because]

hahahaha

[Nincy Face]

2) Start heavy driking now so you will have built up a good resistance.
3) Get MySpace so you can have a low friend ID
Hahahahahah

[dwydav]

Erm, actually this is a fantastic thread.

1) Stop wearing eyeliner
2) Stop wearing those awful jeans
3) Stop sucking up to Fran Donnelly and thinking he's God or something
4) Stop making shite websites
5) Stop being overly-dramatic on MSN just because it's a 'new thing' and you've taken the 'distance is safety' idealogy way too seriously
6) Sort your hair out
7) Stop taking fucking photos of people you fancy, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
8) Be less of a knob generally
9) Play piano better

how can you do all that when you're only 11?

[inn]

- Do extactly what you were doing in the first place
- Go into a cd shop and pick up a copy of The Downward Spiral by Nine inch nails. You'll love it.

[Ocelot Robot]

Not much really but, it was only 3 years ago, but:
-Learn to play the piano better
-Be more confident with girls, you twat.

[San]

oh dear 12 year old self ...

1/ make sure that man will stay away from mum, he's a liar and will hurt her
2/ don't panic, your sister is not going to kill herself, she'll discover shampoo and girl cloths, and she'll do better make up one day
3/ stop being an idiot with that guy from school, or you'll regret it
4/ pay more attention in English classes
5/ get closer from your cousin , maybe you'll save her (maybe not ...)
6/ stop listenning to that shit, and go have a look at your sister's CDs
7/ find better cloths, quick ! and better glasses too
8/ next time mum will take the cat to the vet, kiss him good bye, because he won't come back
9/ be ready to get through very lonely times
10/ high school isn't cool. but you'll it find out soon enough.

[insanebutterfly]

- Stop allowing fear to control you. Take more chances.
- Stop trying to be cool and just be who you are.
- Start looking into Web design.

[Cerpin]

"Do it"

[Purplesum]

1. Drumming's great- do it NOW before you get too busy
2. Listen to decent music, not the shite on the radio
3. Ignore the twats at school- friends will be found at college.
4. Go to a better secondary school
5. Don't let your sister beat you up.
6. Don't undermine your abilities- be more positive

That's about it. I think.

[Sneebs]

1. Don't buy that Marilyn Manson hoody
2. CUT YOUR HAIR, IT LOOKS BLOODY STUPID LONG!!
3. Don't spend the last time you see beebah on the computer, the next time you'll see him is in a coffin

[Kymii]

1. Don't kiss that guy.
2. Let your hair grow out.
3. Stop trying to fit in with your 'alternative' friends, be who you want to be, they'll still love you.
4. Stop thinking that boyfriends are the be all and end all of everything.
5. Tidy your room, so it won't be such a tip when you're 17.
6. Get a life.
7. Try at school, don't give a shit about those so-called friends being jealous and calling you names.

I think that's about it.

[Electric Rocker]

- Start practicing the trumpet more because your about to fail grade 4.
- Sort your hair out
- Go make sure your best friend is ok because hes not telling you that hes being bullied and is going to leave school soon.

[Festie]

1) Seriously, there is no need to get pissed whilst you've just turned 13. Atleast wait till 15?
2)Don't listen to the teachers in year7 and 8. They pretty much bullshit.
3)Do try alot though
4)Tell dad that you do want him to move out.
5)Don't dye your hair black. Monger.

[Meep]

- Don't hang around with them in Y9
- Don't bother with guitar ... you'll always be terrible at it. Try percussion.
- The first bus doesn't get to town until 05.40 ... you won't make that train
- Radiohead are great ... don't dismiss them
- Emma is a twat. Don't let her ruin your friend's next few years
- Don't fret about the next few years, you're going to have a fantastic time at college. Everything will change for you.

[DEMoNSCRoWN]

Man, that's only 3 years ago....you're making me feel young now, stop it.

[housefire]

1. Sort your hair out. Cut it short now rather than when you're 16.
2. Sort your clothes out, eesh.
3. Don't, DON'T get involved in other people's arguments and issues with each other. Think before you speak.
4. Start listening to good music.
5. Sit up straight. You're fucking your back up.
6. Get out a bit more, meet people. You know, get a life.

[Chaos Is Me!]

4) Everyone masturbates! Buy some porn and its better.

[steelrain]

you aren't bothered yet, but when you do get hurt, dont worry. Even though it might only be for a short space of time, you are more successful then you could ever imagine, but learn to sit back and enjoy it!

[€ngel]

Oi. Go live with your grandparents, I guess. :stunned:

[Caff]

Save yourself a lot of pain and kill yourself.

[Celtic Rose]

*hugs caff* Noooo! :(

[smileyhappy393]

1. Stay as far away from Amy as is physically possible and year 12 will be much simpler.

2. Use a comb, not a brush!!! Why do you think it's so bloody frizzy? You keep mangling it for hours every morning!!!

3. Daniel is NOT scary. Physical contact is NOT scary either. Shut up and deal with it.

4. Kirsty and Jenny are not going to get any easier. And you may want to spend more time with Kirsty because she'll use it against you later if you forget.

5. Practise using the phone or all friends will soon evaporate when college comes.

[smileyhappy393]

6. Beware forum people. :p

[Jackstin]

Save yourself a lot of pain and kill yourself.
Don't you dare :mad:

[Teh Man v1.2]

1) Stop listening to Eminem and Limp Bizkit. It's not clever.
2) Neither is the whole "Y2K" thing.

[trouble]

- Someone close to you is going to lie to you so much, you'll think they are something they're not. 3 years later, they'll confess. Don't believe them in the first place...
- Don't go to France. It'll rain all week and you'll hate it.
- Have the cat put to sleep sooner. She'll just suffer too much.
- Get some better friends. The ones you have are shit.
- Go to the Muse gig. Don't fall out a week before.
- Carry on with those drum lessons. You're doing great...

[Abbey]

- DON'T TOUCH IT
- Ask for help, otherwise you'll be expelled from school
- Don't you DARE listen to Linkin Park
- Listen to Muse instead

[theimpressiveclergyman]

Orlando Bloom cannot act. Give up the fight.
Consider losing the Addams Family hair.
Take Beginner's German in Fourth Year.
You are not attractive. Accept this.
Please save more money, I'll need it.

[El Zilcho]

Save yourself a lot of pain and kill yourself.

Wouldn't it be easier to just kill your 12-year old self yourself?

[Puppetmaster]

I'll give myself a really good beating. Then I'd say,

-everyone masturbates, HA!
-take it easy, stop being so horribly pretentious and world-weary
-make more friends
-start learning German now and not in five years

[Chizzleface]

I'd say...

Don't take the blue pill

:LOL:

[El Zilcho]

How about...
"Listen, kid, listen well. One day a weirdly familiar man will approach you, and he will tell you things you do not understand. And when that day comes, you have to punch him in the face and tell him to think of something useful to say to himself."

[dwama]

1) Be more confident.
2) Just punch her alright? No-one's going to give a shit.
3) Don't trust everyone you see.

[Abbey]

I'd say...

Don't take the blue pill

:LOL:
There's always one :rolleyes:

[Chizzleface]

There's always one :rolleyes:
And it's usually me :cool:

[CelticKnight]

Wouldn't it be easier to just kill your 12-year old self yourself?
But if you went back in time to kill yourself when you were 12, you'd stop yourself from going back in time in the future and killing yourself.

You've got yourself a classic time travel paradox there...

[Marvolo]

How about...
"Listen, kid, listen well. One day a weirdly familiar man will approach you, and he will tell you things you do not understand. And when that day comes, you have to punch him in the face and tell him to think of something useful to say to himself."


:LOL:

[Chizzleface]

But if you went back in time to kill yourself when you were 12, you'd stop yourself from going back in time in the future and killing yourself.

You've got yourself a classic time travel paradox there...
And the whole universe would collapse in on itself. Did you not see Futurama?

You might end up being your own grandad :LOL:

[CelticKnight]

You might end up being your own grandad :LOL:
Nah, time travel doesn't do that. Inbreeding does. :LOL:

[Chizzleface]

Nah, time travel doesn't do that. Inbreeding does. :LOL:
:LOL:

[moocow]

if i saw my 12 year old self walking down the road id probably beat the shit out of me, that would be really fun



in the eyes of myself as 12

your just walkin down the street, then you see youself years in to the future running at you, then you get punched in the face by yourself

THATD BE FUCKED UP!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Megglen]

I would say, Start listening to Muse!!

[Matthijs]

Go play the bassguitar, noob!

[glasskite]

Don't cave into the bullying and peer pressure, they're all twats that'll end up pregnant at 14 and live on a council estate for the rest of their lives. You on the other hand will be cool one day for the stuff you like, don't be scared.

Listen to better music - just cos the twats are all listening to boy bands, doesn't mean you have to. Here is the In Utero album, it'll change your life. Also look into bands called Slint and Godspeed.

Practice the violin and don't give up on it! You'll regret losing the music.

Don't ever start eating takeaway food on a regular basis.

Study - actually do some work at school because breezing it won't get you through a good uni.

Mum and dad were right. Keep the hell away from boys - they'll make you cry.

[timomouse]

i'd tell ickle me to not be scared of being who I was and to have come out loads sooner. Both would have, incredibly, enhanced my awesomeness.

Being true to yourself is the only way to live your life.

Also, i'd have told myself to take up being a ninja. Because ninja's rock.

[Black Cherry]

Clearasil is shit, it won't make you get great skin like they get on the adverts. The spots are here to stay for the next ten years, deal with it...:p:(

[Coco Mademoiselle]

Be stronger.

[Black Mamba]

Go and play some volley-ball.

[Sarah]

Stop swearing so much.

[InsertCreativeNameHere]

Pretty girls will mess you up, avoid them.

[Black Mamba]

Stop swearing so much.

But you wouldn't be the Sarah I like anymore!:(

[scottishmusemad]

Stop the swearing.
Listen to the parents, Life will be much easier.

[Judderman]

be yourself.

[cornelius]

Lose some weight you chubby bastard :LOL:

[monkeyinair]

Don't slack, keep studying!

[scottishmusemad]

Lose some weight you chubby bastard :LOL:

Awwh :LOL:

[AFX Twiiin!]

you suck

[thecitizeneraser]

Grow up a bit. Inuyasha isn't cool.

Get a better fashion sense and stop trying to be a tomboy. Cargo pants are simply unflattering.

Listen to better music! Green Day and Fall Out Boy are pretty much the bottom of the heap and your parents didn't give you an iPod to listen to men in eyeliner whine about their lives.

Please, PLEASE get a haircut. You look awful in your ratty, long hair.

Be happy you're in 7th grade and you have Mr. Taylor for an English teacher. He was awesome and you won't see a teacher that good for quite a while.

You're not going to Riverview or Sarasota for high school. You're going to a PRIVATE CHRISTIAN school, frighteningly enough. But you'll live.

Don't get feelings for Elliott. You'll end up hurt.

[binarysonnets]

dont be such a geek.

[egomaniac]

don't dye your hair blue/black when your 16, wasn't a good look.

[Juuso]

Get into music/pick up an instrument.

[sMindy]

- Don't worry what others think and just talk to people
- ignore the bullies
- You will have awesome friends someday, it will take few years, but hang in there
- look in to the mirror more often :P
- don't stop playing piano, you'll regret it

[CelticKnight]

Cut the red wire, not the blue one. :ninja:

This is the best it's gonna get for a while, so make an effort to enjoy it more.

[Max]

Everything is disappointing. I'm telling you this now so that you're prepared for the mundane when it happens.

[Gemsy]

1. Stop wearing all that foundation.
2. Don't let them perm your fringe, you look like a fucking poodle.
3. Don't even try to fit in, love. The sooner you realise that looking cool is not important, the cooler you'll look (try and avoid that grunge/indie boy look though, that stage of your life was SO not flattering. You're not 1. male, or 2. a member of Oasis.)
4. Don't ever start smoking. :noey:
5. Next time one of those bigger kids makes a nasty comment to you, kick them where it hurts. You're too nice. You'll get in trouble eventually anyway so don't even try and keep your head down. And in two years, when you push that year 8 bint over, get all the others too and really hurt the nasty little bitches.
6. Don't quit having music lessons. You'll regret it when you're 26 and wish you still remembered how to play violin!
7. Life will not get better once you're out of this dump. That's just something they tell you so you'll work harder. And it doesn't matter if you don't do well in your exams, it really doesn't. 'cause you're going to end up picking up poo for a living. Enjoy!

[Mneme]

Call Wendy Ernst back, you moron!

[Mona]

Stay away from chocolate and candy - they're poisonous.
Start playing drums/guitar.
Avoid getting fat, fatty.

[the aurora]

Listen to your siblings about the music you should listen to during high school.

[pira]

Don't quit playing the trumpet.

[Caff]

Do Physics.

[No I don't regret my choices, but history is pissing me off right now :p]

[Lynzi]

You'll be obsessed with some band called Muse, whatever you do take no notice of their front man.

[Meep]

Not all people are like them, don't worry ;)

[/emo]

Don't drop French, you'll regret it.
There's nothing wrong with fancying girls.
Sum 41 are not a good band and never will be.

[switchbl@d3]

Dude the pill isn't that reliable, if you want more freedom don't fuck your girlfriend when shes had a virus without shoving a sheath on. Oh and stop masturbating and get some fucking homework done :D

[Crayola]

Spend as little time and effort at school/college as possible. Spend it partying instead, you'll make more money and still breeze through your studies.

Go easy on the hallucenogenics, you'll be bored of them in your early 20s otherwise.

Save up for a set of decks rather than a new bike, again you'll have more wedge and money is pussy is fun is money, plus it'll get nicked anyway.

Don't move into The Lamb. Other than that do everything the same.

[New Born Lee]

1) Get the fuck out there and keep acting. People like it. Fricking do Drama for GCSE.
2) When people laugh, laugh WITH them.
3) Stop being such a quiet dick and try with people.
4) Stop worrying. It doesn't get you anywhere. If someone's bothering you take care of it quickly.
5) Don't let teachers insert ideas into your head. They are not always right.
6) Take up the guitar. Don't let that bad experience with the trumpet get to you. Listen to Muse so you can say you have a favourite band that's actually good.
7) BTW, Mum and Dad will split up. Aye I know. But honestly they mean nothing, and you will learn to get on with it.
8) 1st, 2nd and 3rd year mean nothing, so relax. And teachers can do damn all to you.

[pr1nces5]

1. work hard and dont slack, then you can do the job you always wanted
2. ignore the evil little bastards who are mean- when you grow up you will be hotter than them:happy:

[Rhymes with Booze]

Don't ask more than once.

[SisterMidnight]

1. Forget about David Bowie, he'll marry the most beautiful woman you can think of and he's to old for you anyway. But it's OK to listen to his music.

2. DON'T buy them pink glasses! NOOOOO!!!:LOL:

[Hocus Pocus]

id tell myself to save. and I would be 12 in 2001 so i would tell myself to hack into CNN to tell everyone who planned to go to work on september the 11th at the world trade centre that they had a day off.

[Andrew28913]

You're a fag, fag http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2006-04-19_17.00/Resource/emoticons/thumbs_up.gif

[Rhymes with Booze]

You're a fag, fag http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2006-04-19_17.00/Resource/emoticons/thumbs_up.gif

:LOL: I think I was 12 when I said that one. Except it was muffled by the cock in my mouth.

[SpecialK]

study harder.

[Lacuna]

Don't leave your baby brother alone
Biting people is not a way to solve problems
Your hair is lovely
Pay attention when you cut vegetables
Keep playing violin
Don't fall asleep in the bath
Olives don't taste good with toothpaste, dumbass.

[seregon]

I would love to tell my 12 year old self that try not to worry about anything, take up a hobby/sport/some kind of activity, listen to better music, try not to let everything bottle up inside and just think one day you will be a unique little sprouting bean full of confidence... one day.. hopefully.. :( Oh and do better at French

[E-Mused]

"I think you should check out some decent music, hey, you might even like it"

and

"Gigs are pretty cool things to go to"

That is all

[New Born Lee]

"I think you should check out some decent music, hey, you might even like it"

and

"Gigs are pretty cool things to go to"

That is all


Yeah.

One of mine would be 'Freaking go to the Muse Gig in 2006. Or I'll come back again and beat you up"

[cornelius]

Don't quit archery, you were great at it

[paper tiger]

what i would say to my 12 year old self:

"get new friends, b/c the one's you have currently, are going to stab you in the back and break your heart 3.5 years from now"

[Caro]

1. They might tell you that you're shit, but even at your lowest ebb, you're worth more than they are.
2. Don't let him suck you in, cos he will try to destroy you.
3. Primary teaching isn't the way to go. Seriously, there are no jobs in it. Just got straight for the English degree and you'll save yourself, and your guidance teacher a lot of work, heartache, stress and tears.
4. No matter what happens, things do get better eventually.

[Meep]

what i would say to my 12 year old self:

"get new friends, b/c the one's you have currently, are going to stab you in the back and break your heart 3.5 years from now"
:(

[hyperactivebliss]

Many many things.
1. Don't quit dance.
2. Don't quit swimming, just switch teams.
3. Get new friends, your friends will end up treating you like shit then ditching you.
4. Do not chose to go to (insertnameofmycurrentschool) for high school.
5. Go to New Heart even though you will have no one to go with. Just go alone.
...many more things which are not coming to mind at the moment

[Matt Bellamy]

Poison your parents. You're too young to be charged for murder

[Mandy_]

1) Stay away from that boy ffs.
2) stop eating
3) save your money.

[GorkerMorker]

1) Go for it, you shy whimp, you don't know it yet but she loves you more then you do.
2) Pick another profile, it'll safe you a year or three.
3) Pick up that guitar and learn it, or you'll never do it.

[iamawesome]

1. I know you want to make a new impression on everyone when you move, but DO NOT be anything other than yourself.
2. ___'s friends are assholes and later you'll realize he isn't your type anyway. Don't even go there.

Actually, both of those things didn't happen until I was 13, but when I was 12 I hadn't done anything that would screw up my life in the long run yet.

[hyperactivebliss]

1. I know you want to make a new impression on everyone when you move, but DO NOT be anything other than yourself.
2. ___'s friends are assholes and later you'll realize he isn't your type anyway. Don't even go there.

Actually, both of those things didn't happen until I was 13, but when I was 12 I hadn't done anything that would screw up my life in the long run yet.

hah yeah I was giving my 12 year old self like.. future advice. I think at 12 mostly you're usually yet uncorrupted :D

[Wendigo]

Roughly 9 years from now, you'll talk to yourself.

[Carrotie]

Roughly 9 years from now, you'll talk to yourself.

:LOL: nice one

-Don't believe a word that Emily says about Emma, becuase eventually Emma will be a better friend to you than Emily ever was.

[Gemsy]

I know you're worried about how to kiss properly, so do you fancy practising?

[Wendigo]

I know you're worried about how to kiss properly, so do you fancy practising?

:stunned::stunned::stunned:

[hyperactivebliss]

:stunned::stunned::stunned:

I was :LOL: at that one

[Gemsy]

Would that be masturbation?

[Mneme]

Green M & Ms do NOT make you horny!

[Wendigo]

Would that be masturbation?

I THINK IT WOULD BE EXTREME NARCISSISM. Haha but it would be funny.

[hyperactivebliss]

Get over Luke. He turns into a jerk anyways. And ends up being like a foot shorter than you.

[Carrotie]

Don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.

And go goth again, coz that was fun.

[Gemsy]

I THINK IT WOULD BE EXTREME NARCISSISM. Haha but it would be funny.
It would be, totally. And a bit... sketchy... Could you paedophile yourself?

[hyperactivebliss]

Don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.

And go goth again, coz that was fun.

good one. I should tell myself that too

[New Born Lee]

I just looked at the first page.

Lottery numbers.

*slaps forehead* of course! :D

[Max]

Don't ever listen to The Feeling, Scouting For Girls or The Enemy.

[hyperactivebliss]

Don't ever listen to The Feeling, Scouting For Girls or The Enemy.

:( why not? I love The Enemy and the Feeling. :$

[Mneme]

Don't listen to those macho assholes--ABBA really IS good!

[Max]

:( why not? I love The Enemy and the Feeling. :$

The Enemy = average, dull, boring, plodding indie band with the most atrocious frontman. He also spouts his mouth off and criticises bands better than The Enemy (that'll be the Arctic Monkeys almost constantly).

The Feeling = equivalent to a lifetime in hell.

[hyperactivebliss]

The Enemy = average, dull, boring, plodding indie band with the most atrocious frontman. He also spouts his mouth off and criticises bands better than The Enemy (that'll be the Arctic Monkeys almost constantly).

The Feeling = equivalent to a lifetime in hell.

:$ I still love the Enemy :$ the Feeling? .... meh they aren't that great.... but still... :(

[New Born Lee]

The Feeling = equivalent to a lifetime in hell.

I could forgive them if they hadn't covered Muse...

[hyperactivebliss]

I could forgive them if they hadn't covered Muse...

they covered Muse? see I don't really follow them so I dunno these things haha. that must have been more than a bit painful :stunned: but yeah I mean... its ergh I give up hah

[New Born Lee]

they covered Muse? see I don't really follow them so I dunno these things haha. that must have been more than a bit painful :stunned: but yeah I mean... its ergh I give up hah

It is one of the most painful things ive ever seen. I'm trying to find it but it keeps coming up with Feeling Good videos...

[Wendigo]

It would be, totally. And a bit... sketchy... Could you paedophile yourself?

HM..... I actually don't know!

[New Born Lee]

they covered Muse? see I don't really follow them so I dunno these things haha. that must have been more than a bit painful :stunned: but yeah I mean... its ergh I give up hah

http://microcuts.2dlb.com/The_Feeling_-_Time_Is_Running_Out__Muse_Cover_.mp3

:noey:

[shadowkay]

'this is called a tension sheet"

[switchbl@d3]

'this is called a tension sheet"


now take off the boxing gloves and write this down!

[hyperactivebliss]

http://microcuts.2dlb.com/The_Feeling_-_Time_Is_Running_Out__Muse_Cover_.mp3

:noey:

oh my :stunned:

[New Born Lee]

oh my :stunned:

I've said this before, but I would expect more from a school talent show.

[Static Shadows]

http://microcuts.2dlb.com/The_Feeling_-_Time_Is_Running_Out__Muse_Cover_.mp3

:noey:

I find that funny! :LOL: Admitedly not in a good way though!

[New Born Lee]

I find that funny! :LOL: Admitedly not in a good way though!

Yeah it is a bit I must say. :LOL:

Listening to it again. The crapness kicks off properly when he trys to do the 'oooooooh yeah yeah yeah'. Cringeworthy...

[hyperactivebliss]

I've said this before, but I would expect more from a school talent show.

I find that funny! :LOL: Admitedly not in a good way though!

*nods sadly*

[New Born Lee]

"I thought only Matt Bellamy could hit those notes..."

I can hit those notes, and I don't even sing. Mr Feeling couldn't. :LOL:

[hyperactivebliss]

"I thought only Matt Bellamy could hit those notes..."

I can hit those notes, and I don't even sing. Mr Feeling couldn't. :LOL:

I dunno if I could or not. I bet I could do a better cover though :LOL:

[Ross]

in about 4 years, a friend of yours is going t want to change, you'll want to help them, but don't because he'll develop into a person who has no personality but leeches everyone elses good points and leaves them feeling empty; you in particular. (PS, if you ignore that, make sure you organise the wembley tickets)

[tjej]

1. Slipknot are not cool
2. You look like a tool dressed like that
3. You're actually really good at chemistry and won't realise it until it's too late.
4. Practice your scales. Mrs. Stewart/Mrs. Wade is right.
5. Take Chemistry GCSE. Take Geography GCSE. I know Mr Lee smells and Dr. Young makes no sense... but trust me.
6. Stop being so miserable. Life will get more awesome.
7. Maybe take part in sports a little more. Fatty.

[danger]

Don't be a little twat.

[tjej]

Don't be a little twat.
I could say that to a thousand twelve year olds right now...

[hyperactivebliss]

When your parents offer to let you go live in Italy, take them up on their offer.

[Noucten]

1) Get used to studying
2) Start playing an instrument
3) Either learn Italian or drop it damn it.
4) Play Sports
5) GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND SOCIALISE

[lily318]

1. Start saving. In 2007 you're going to want to fly half-way around the world just to see this awesome band. Several thousand dollars. Get to it.

2. Black>everything. Start wearing it.

3. Get straighteners.

4. Those girls really are greasy man-whores. You deserve better. And you will get better.

5. You'll be ok.

6. Stay playing guitar. Less work later on trying to make up for lost time.

[altrocker1807]

1. you'll never be the popular girl in school. EVER. seriously, just forget about it.
2. you will hate California for the first few years, but you'll do lots of growing up.
3. you're going to try to kill yourself to get into UCLA or any of those ridiculously-"prestige" universities right out of high school. sorry...it's not going to happen. but instead you'll learn to see that there's more to life than top titles and honors.
4. you'll have your biggest crush during freshman year...and have your heart broken too.
5. you will finally have found your best friends.
6. depression is a serious bitch, but you'll be okay in the end.
7. again, YOU'LL BE OKAY! have some faith in yourself. :)

[stuffitv3]

1. Learn guitar.
2. And some here are some winning lotto numbers, enjoy.

[Benwithjamin!]

1. Learn guitar
2. Go to the gym

[vilandra21]

Hes never going to like you, you'll waste years hoping he does, so get over it.

[Benwithjamin!]

Also, STOP LISTENING TO CRAIG DAVID :eek:

[Gemsy]

I really liked that Feeling cover. :LOL:

[punkrockerjazzie]

"Get over him...yes both of them."

[GorkerMorker]

-Stay away from the dope
-Stay away from girl
-Don't find the internet interesting, it'll suck your life away.
-Learn how to play poker as quickly as possible

Err

Jeez you did alot in just one year.

[Nincy Face]

'this is called a tension sheet"

now take off the boxing gloves and write this down!

:LOL: :LOL: What film was that again? :LOL:

[Nincy Face]

Jeez you did alot in just one year.
:LOL: woah, when did I post that?

[Stecloud]

Practise the piano more.

[Alex]

Take tennis more seriously

[switchbl@d3]

:LOL: :LOL: What film was that again? :LOL:

It was on Red Dwarf, when Kryten developed the time slides.


If i managed to meet my 12 year old self id kick my ass, then tell myself that if i sell my first guitar instead of keeping it as a second ill come back and kick my ass again. The new one got nicked then i lost interest in getting another until 6 years later, all that wasted time :(

[Wowee Zowee]

tell the idea of youtube, facebook, myspace


thus becoming a business tycoon

[cornelius]

tell the idea of youtube, facebook, myspace


thus becoming a business tycoon

Then I'm giving myself the idea of google :p

[pira]

Then I'm giving myself the idea of google :pYou'd be too late. ;)

The rise of Google
Key dates in the history of Google, the world's No. 1 Web search engine, which filed for an initial public offering Thursday:

March 1995: Google co-founders, Sergey Brin from Moscow and Larry Page from Michigan, meet at a spring gathering of new Stanford University Ph.D. computer science candidates.

January 1996-December 1997: Brin and Page create BackRub, the precursor to the Google search engine.

Sept. 7, 1998: Google is incorporated and takes up residence in a Menlo Park, Calif., garage with four employees, after Brin and Page put their studies on hold and raise $1 million in funding from family, friends and "angel" investors. Google answers 10,000 search queries per day. The company's name is a play on the word googol, which refers to the number 1 followed by one hundred zeros. Brin and Page are 24 and 25 years old, respectively.

February-June 1999: Google receives $25 million in funding from venture capital funds Sequoia Capital and Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers. Sequoia's Michael Moritz, Kleiner Perkins' John Doerr and angel investor Ram Shriram join Google's board.

May-June 2000: Google, answering 18 million search queries a day, becomes the largest search engine on the Web. Internet media company Yahoo picks Google as its default search results provider.

March-April 2001: Eric Schmidt, CEO of Novell and a former chief technology officer at Sun Microsystems, joins Google as chairman.

July-August 2001: Schmidt is appointed CEO while Page becomes president, products and Brin becomes president, technology.

November-December 2001: Google boosts the size and scope of searchable information through its search engine to 3 billion Web documents.

January-February 2002: Google begins selling its enterprise search appliance, a hardware and software product that helps companies and organizations find information within corporate intranets.

March-April 2002: Google launches a beta version of Google News, which provides news stories from numerous global providers.

May-August 2002: Google opens offices in Paris, adding to operations in London, Toronto, Hamburg and Tokyo. George Reyes, a former Sun Microsystems executive, joins the company as chief financial officer. Google and Time Warner's AOL unit announce search and advertising pact.

September-October 2002: Google rolls out its keyword advertising program worldwide, making it available in the United Kingdom, Germany, France and Japan.

November-December 2002: Google launches a beta version of Froogle, a search engine that helps users search for millions of products on the Web.

January-February 2003: Google acquires Pyra Labs, creator of the Web self-publishing tool Blogger.

March-April 2003: The company announces its content-targeted advertising program and the acquisition of Applied Semantics.

May-June 2003: Google launches AdSense, an advertising program that delivers ads based on the content of Web sites.

February 2004: Yahoo begins rolling out its own Web search technology, phasing out Google's offering.

March 31, 2004: Google announces its free e-mail service, Gmail, supported by advertising. The move came amid increasing competition from Yahoo and Microsoft, which have built strong user bases around free e-mail, and are attacking Google's main search business.

April 15, 2004: Online retailer Amazon.com unveils a test version of its own Web search service, dubbed A9, which incorporates Google's search technology.

April 29, 2004: Google files with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission to sell as much as $2.7 billion in stock in an initial public offering. The company said it would seek to list on either the Nasdaq or the New York Stock Exchange.

[Moriah]

Eat. Or something along those lines, I was really obsessed with my weight and stuff back then.

[cornelius]

You'd be too late. ;)

January 1996-December 1997: Brin and Page create BackRub, the precursor to the Google search engine.

I could be quick I was 12 in May 97.

[Speedster]

well im 13 so does it count?!?

lol
anyways
i'd probably tell him FUCK OFF
:p

[sal]

don't listen to him, he won't do you any good
leave as soon as you can
go to the gym

[Marvolo]

Keep Swimming,you're fucking great at it and you'll only get better.
Break up with Sarah fairly fast.
Don't be a gimp.
Stick to piano and get good.
Get with Jess earlier and make her hang out with your friends.
Lottery numbers.


That's all.

[Problemfanatique]

1) GO LISTEN TO MUSE NOW
2) Pick up a guitar now
3) go learn how to play piano

thats it

[Ross]

don't wait till your sixteenth to start learning guitar
get a tutor to get your tech up to scratch
don't give up on piano, you'll come across stuff you really want to learn
don't connect your keyboard to the bass amp, you'll kill the keyboard and keep putting off buying a new one

[Caff]

tell the idea of youtube, facebook, myspace


thus becoming a business tycoon

Can I be your business partner? We're almost the same age!

[mushroom547]

1. you are immature
2. youre annoying.
3. dont be a loser...like you were
4. here. listen to muse. fuck all american rejects
5. HERES A DAMN GUITAR! YOUR SISTER DOESNT PLAY IT!:p

[Rhymes with Booze]

1. you are immature
2. youre annoying.
3. dont be a loser...like you were
4. here. listen to muse. fuck all american rejects
5. HERES A DAMN GUITAR! YOUR SISTER DOESNT PLAY IT!:p

LOLZ. I want you to read that in 2 more years.

[mushroom547]

LOLZ. I want you to read that in 2 more years.

LOL
that was just colddd :rolleyes: haha lol
hey! at least i realise im immature! :p
it just gets the fun outta it!

[Spy Fox]

Me: Bahaha!! You're 3 years younger than me!

I'd then procede to beat myself up, for practice ;)

Nah, I'd probably teach myself how to play guitar.

[emilya]

LAY OFF THE PIES FATTIE, AND GO FOR A RUN!!!!!

and the usual, don't fuck around in school, stick with teh instruments, stick with your 12 year old dream of becoming a director because its a good one.

[Waldo]

I'm not even twelve yet. :LOL:

[Carrotie]

I'm not even twelve yet. :LOL:

aww *ruffles hair* :happy:

I'd tell myself that being a teenager rocks :LOL:

[Tania]

Two things:

Food isn't the answer to loneliness, find something else to do

and

relax, you're a much nicer person than you think you are

[Muttley]

Your willy is not just for peeing
Don't quit playing football to take tennis more serious, you suck

[Apple]

1.dont do that
2.pay attention to class.
3.stop doing things because people tell you should

4. expand your pot deals to cocaine to make more lunch money...

[dogface]

don't pick it!!!

[WutDaFucksy]

1. your immature
2. go to the gym
3. haha your cock is small

[Muttley]

1. your immature
2. go to the gym
3. haha your cock is small

Nothing really happened in 4 years :p

[WutDaFucksy]

Nothing really happened in 4 years :p

:LOL: apart from number 3 ;)

[Muttley]

Sure ;)

[WutDaFucksy]

Sure ;)

tis true :p

[Muttley]

If this conversation was about boobs I would have demanded proof but right now I'm gonna let you off :p

[WutDaFucksy]

If this conversation was about boobs I would have demanded proof but right now I'm gonna let you off :p

:LOL: good im not a girl :p

[Apple]

0.0

...

[blackhole2super]

1. stay away from crap pop music etc.
2. u have to like muse and nine inch nails NOW. Otherwords get into rock, metal etc.
3. Learn how 2 play guitar.
4. Chill out.
5. Dont take no shit from any1.
6. Avoid getting fat.

[Ullalume]

you wont always be this fat, don't worry!!!!!!!!!!!

[originalboywonder]

I've thought about this before. If it were possible, I'd give my youger-self a massive letter outlining all my mistakes and how to do things. Of course, by the laws of wibbley-wobbly-timey-wimey, I would cease to exist in this timeline, but it'd be totally worth it.

[Vesper]

stop being an annoying freak to all your friends. And DONT cut you're hair short :noey:

[Broken Inside]

Stop eating. You'll get fat.
Bullying happens, wherever you go.
And for the love of God, don't let your hormones say to that guy in Germany "don't worry, it will be fine". It won't be fine, and you'll wreck your relationship with your parents because of it.

[Niamh]

In 6 years, you will have exams.

REVISE FOR THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[originalboywonder]

1. Don't let her screw you over.
2. Revise for your exams first time round.
3. Stay for sixth year.
4. They might bully the shit out of you, but it will stop.
5. Don't take crap jobs.
6. Don't lose touch with anyone.

[Broken Inside]

Don't cheat. Ever. It ruins the best things in your life.

[ryanbmuff]

You look a bit like the podgy opera singer boy from britains got talent dont'cha? *bullies self*

[L'amour]

Well this was only a year-ish ago, but...
1. Don't trust Maddy. Ever.
2. Be friends with the uncoolish people.
3. Don't like Talon.
4. When you go to the Muse concert for your birthday...FOR THE LOVE OF BELLS, DON'T GO CALL SOMEONE DURING KNIGHTS!!!

[New Born Lee]

You look a bit like the podgy opera singer boy from britains got talent dont'cha? *bullies self*

Lawlfest.