"Hardest" Member on this Board

[because]

Who's the toughest meanest bad-ass on this bored?

Wait for the poll.:ninja:

[Mort]

I have a feeling this will ended up soly Fuzzes way. 'cept for one solo vote for Bjorny.

[because]

get Mods to add if i've left anyone out

[Kazuya vs Ummagumma]

:'(

[because]

:'(
sorry lol, only 15 choices. and i HAD to do some comedy choices

[Sarah]

Half of those are kittens.

[pira]

:stunned:

[Mort]

Why on earth am i an option? I'm about as hard as candy floss.

[because]

Why on earth am i an option? I'm about as hard as candy floss.
you've got body fat. Good for energy conservation style fighting

[Coco Mademoiselle]

You.

[Beast Love]

If I vote for "me", is that a vote for me or lula :erm:

[Tom]

I expected a thread full of penis jokes. You have not delivered.

For shame, musers.

[because]

the mods are viewing!

omg lock time

[Mort]

you've got body fat. Good for energy conservation style fighting
Also good for showing that you have no stamina or speed. Thus get knocked down quickly by the other.
I'm the sort of person who isn't lean enough to be a sprightly fighter, but isn't fat enough to be a big brawler/crusher.

[crazybobbles]

Half of those are kittens.
more then half of those are kittens.

Tbh noones "hard".

[Gem]

Why's it all boys?

Most female members could beat the majority of "men" in there.

[Mort]

Why's it all boys?

Most female members could beat the majority of "men" in there.
Gwalchmai isn't male.

[Black Mamba]

Bjorny.

[Sarah]

Haha yeah. Gem could eat most of them.

P.S Love you.

[because]

Why's it all boys?

Most female members could beat the majority of "men" in there.
Sir Gwalchmai..

She's got a G I Joe hair cut and she's fit. You some female options.

[Gem]

Haha yeah. Gem could eat most of them.

P.S Love you.

Haha.. Very true.

Love you too :p

[crazybobbles]

Why's it all boys?

Most female members could beat the majority of "men" in there.
because even the toughest girls in the board, have a soft and gentle huggy bear side to them

[crazybobbles]

the mods are viewing!

omg lock time
ill just changed the title a bit :D

[Mort]

because even the toughest girls in the board, have a soft and gentle huggy bear side to them
The girls are big and hairy?

Run boy.

[because]

ill just changed the title a bit :D
u destroyed the pun!

[Gem]

because even the toughest girls in the board, have a soft and gentle huggy bear side to them
Not anymore I don't on here.

[Mort]

Fuzz vs Bjorny would be good to watch.

[Wowee Zowee]

i'll post on Raymonds behalf


:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

[because]

Fuzz vs Bjorny would be good to watch.
bjiorn would win, he's built. i reckon fuzz just drinks too much

[crazybobbles]

i can reckon i can take all them "hard" people on in a running away from a fight competition. I'm the king of cowering :)

[SpecialK]

Why aint I up there? :mad:

[crazybobbles]

Not anymore I don't on here.
thats a lie!

[Mort]

bjiorn would win, he's built. i reckon fuzz just drinks too much
Ah, but don't forget, Fuzz is a manual labourer. Even though some might look out of shape, they've usualy got the upper body strength to knock your head off with a lucky connection. They also have the resiliance of a bear.

[Gem]

thats a lie!
It's bloody not. I'm not in the mood to be nice on here anymore.

[because]

i'll post on Raymonds behalf


:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:
haha VOTE FOR RAYMOND!

[SpecialK]

It's bloody not. I'm not in the mood to be nice on here anymore.
I think you should use your modness to add some girls to that list

[Coco Mademoiselle]

haha VOTE FOR RAYMOND!

people would better vote for you.

[crazybobbles]

pedro will win :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/mort/voteforcroped.jpg

he can whoop your arse even with a poncho

[crazybobbles]

It's bloody not. I'm not in the mood to be nice on here anymore.
you'll be fine after consuming some portugese chicken :)

[SpecialK]

now how does 2 votes make 101?? :rolleyes:

[Caro]

No contest, it's obviously Fuzz.

[Max]

now how does 2 votes make 101?? :rolleyes:

It relates to the sillyness of the thread.

/my opinion.

[crazybobbles]

It relates to the sillyness of the thread.

/my opinion.
to be fair, i'm sure most people would agree that pedro can take everyone on at the same time, let alone one on one

[Gem]

you'll be fine after consuming some portugese chicken :)
If I come.

[Max]

to be fair, i'm sure most people would agree that pedro can take everyone on at the same time, let alone one on one

I know. That's why I voted for him. :LOL:

[crazybobbles]

If I come.
you HAVE to come :) its not a meetup without you

[Mort]

pedro will win :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v404/mort/voteforcroped.jpg

he can whoop your arse even with a poncho
*so proud* :happy:

[because]

haha

[Kazuya vs Ummagumma]

I killed a man once. With my bare hands.

[because]

this threads going no where, we need solid evidence. i say we start a fight club

edit: shit i just read the above post.

[SpecialK]

Ex-dealer, squash player and builder and I dont even get a mention.....fix.
i'm from Bradford

thats all the evidence I need

[€ngel]

I'm glad I'm not on this list. :LOL: *votes*

[€ngel]

i'm from Bradford
I liked Bradford. :happy:

[SpecialK]

I liked Bradford. :happy:
:stunned:


Really??

:stunned:

[Sarah]

:stunned:


Really??

:stunned:

Haha. That was my reaction too.

Bradford is.. weird.

[Wowee Zowee]

I'm from Preston, 400 people were involved in riots after England lost the footie, I calmly strolled through it all on my way home, beat that! :p
I live in stoke...they kill people for breakfast

beat that!

[because]

I'm from Preston, 400 people were involved in riots after England lost the footie, I calmly strolled through it all on my way home, beat that! :p
extra 10 points if you started a wonderwall chant

[Murray]

Probably me

http://www.mostmuscular.com/sept-teasers/model-stills/400/model-400-17.jpg

[El Zilcho]

I live in stoke...they kill people for breakfast

beat that!

In this country, they eat people for dinner. Beat that!

;)

And I can't decide between Bjorny and Fuzz.

[Wowee Zowee]

Probably me

http://www.mostmuscular.com/sept-teasers/model-stills/400/model-400-17.jpg
baby arms!!

http://forums.twtf.com/uploads/post-11-1134617284.jpg

[Mort]

baby arms!!

http://forums.twtf.com/uploads/post-11-1134617284.jpg
Steiner!

[SpecialK]

I'm from Preston, 400 people were involved in riots after England lost the footie, I calmly strolled through it all on my way home, beat that! :p

remember the bradford riots??
Bradford has the highest rate of gun ownership, 4th worst city for crime in the country, people have tried to nick my bag 4 times in Bradford, all of which i've turned round and belted them one, considering how many people own wepons and I cracked people round the head in public I say I beat you

[SpecialK]

Haha. That was my reaction too.

Bradford is.. weird.
I had to go into day, oo the fun of walking in shaded, dark areas, in bradford.
At least I had my handbag to beat people with if someone started

[Wowee Zowee]

Steiner!
big bad booty daddy, big puppa pump is ya hook up holla if ya hear me!:LOL:
http://www.members.shaw.ca/mswerdlyk/bpp.jpg

[Sarah]

I'm well hard. I sleep on coffee tables.

[SpecialK]

I'm well hard. I sleep on coffee tables.
:LOL: if its the little round one in starbucks good on ya for keeping on top of one

[€ngel]

:stunned:


Really??

:stunned:
:LOL: Well, maybe because of good memories. I had a boyfriend that studied there. :happy:

[Turkeyleader]

It was always going to be Pedro from the start, he could take jesus.

[Humphrey Goldenbollocks]

I'm so hard, chavs don't even bother to start fights with me.

[Sam]

I'm so hard, chavs don't even bother to start fights with me.
Yeah, sometimes when they say "what you fucking looking at" and i say "you, you cunt" they say "fair enough".
I actually got thrown out of the SAS for being too tough.

[2 many Coffees]

I'm so hard, chavs don't even bother to start fights with me.
When i was younger i used to beat them all up, so they dont mess with me where i come from, but when im out and about elsewhere, they say to me "you startin'?"
at which point i walk up to them shouting a load of insult and throwing my bag or jacket to one of my mates, they always run away funnily enough

:LOL:

[Sam]

When i was younger i used to beat them all up, so they dont mess with me where i come from, but when im out and about elsewhere, they say to me "you startin'?"
at which point i walk up to them shouting a load of insult and throwing my bag or jacket to one of my mates, they always run away funnily enough

:LOL:
I really wish some would have the balls to start when you are with YOUR mates and not vice versa, id love to teach them a good 12 on 1 lesson.
"Got 20p mate?"
"Got loads, fuck off"

[2 many Coffees]

I really wish some would have the balls to start when you are with YOUR mates and not vice versa, id love to teach them a good 12 on 1 lesson.
"Got 20p mate?"
"Got loads, fuck off"
The funniest thing is they still run off when im on my own!

:LOL:

And i'm a girl!
:LOL:

:stunned:
wusses

[Ocelot Robot]

Miss me out? :'(

[Ktk]

"Got 20p mate?"
"Got loads, fuck off"

haha! :LOL:

[Suzie.]

my 13 year old cousin pretends he's a chav or something [why the fuck anyone would want to pretend to be a CHAV of all things, i have no idea ... probably just a "rebel" phase he's going through according to his therapist mother] anyways. he told me the other day that he would "prpr beet dem 2 a pulp if dey mss wiv *me*" .. oohlala. :cool: :rolleyes:

</immunity>

[Sam]

Whats the chav situation over in the states? Is your cousin a true british, scum chav?

[Suzie.]

Whats the chav situation over in the states? Is your cousin a true british, scum chav?
oh jesus christ, no. :stunned: a mute quadriplegic could successfully take money from someone than him. fffs.

there really isn't a "chav situation" here. most of the white people who think they're black just sit around drinking beers and getting stoned in their garages. then again i live in a city where the crime rate is pretty damn low, if not non existant, so i can't really say anything. :erm:

[Ocelot Robot]

oh jesus christ, no. :stunned: a mute quadriplegic could successfully take money from someone than him. fffs.

there really isn't a "chav situation" here. most of the white people who think they're black just sit around drinking beers and getting stoned in their garages. then again i live in a city where the crime rate is pretty damn low, if not non existant, so i can't really say anything. :erm:
We call people like that Greebs around here. :yesey:

[Sam]

Everything in the UK is moderate, a bit of small crime every so often. Like just getting punched in the back of the head for no reason. Better than gun crime though.

[Ocelot Robot]

Everything in the UK is moderate, a bit of small crime every so often. Like just getting punched in the back of the head for no reason. Better than gun crime though.
+1, but that's starting to creep in.:(

[Nikora]

+1, but that's starting to creep in.:(
It's still nowhere near as bad as the knife crime :/

[Ocelot Robot]

It's still nowhere near as bad as the knife crime :/
Yeah, that's bad at the moment.

Back to the subject, why arn't I on the list? I'd 'av you all. :LOL:

[Nikora]

Ha! No way.

You're not even worth the effort :p

[Ocelot Robot]

Ha! No way.

You're not even worth the effort :p
I'd give everyone abit of old school dead'leggin'.

[Popey]

I think it's so funny how certain male members are intentionally being cunts on this forum in order to fulfill the role of Alpha Male since there isn't a really feared male member anymore.

Quite sad.

[Ocelot Robot]

I think it's so funny how certain male members are intentionally being cunts on this forum in order to fulfill the role of Alpha Male since there isn't a really feared male member anymore.

Quite sad.
I'm the alpha male! So I get to mate with all the females!:p

[Sarah]

Heh. Alphas.

[Clunge]

I reckon Vince has probably over-dosed most on the viagra.

Closely followed by Max.

[Popey]

I'm the alpha male! So I get to mate with all the females!:p

If that was the only role of the alpha male then vince would surely win. :p

[Suzie.]

can i win?

[Clunge]

can i win?
Yes.

Actually, no.

[Popey]

can i win?

You're a little pussy cat *pinches cheeks* (the face ones :p)

[Max]

can i win?

Yes.

<3

[Suzie.]

Yes.

Actually, no.
if i change teams, can i win? *bats eyelashes* ;)

You're a little pussy cat *pinches cheeks* (the face ones :p)
and you're queer.

http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/imageLargeView/0,,4581314,00.jpeg

Yes.

<3
:LOL:

[inn]

I live in stoke...they kill people for breakfast

beat that!

:LOL: Oh oh so pretty stoke ;)

[Popey]

and you're queer.

http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/imageLargeView/0,,4581314,00.jpeg


:LOL: They aren't blue there though! Seriously watch the show and you'll see what I mean.

You cheeky bitch. :p

[Max]

:LOL: They aren't blue there though! Seriously watch the show and you'll see what I mean.

God...you Gordon groupie you. :LOL:

[Clunge]

if i change teams, can i win? *bats eyelashes* ;)
Well discuss that 'privately'.

With terms and conditions and a full contract, binding you to certain 'errands'.

:) .

[Popey]

God...you Gordon groupie you. :LOL:

Oh shut it. Did you watch the F word last night? then you'll vouch (sp?) for how unnaturally blue his eyes were.

[Max]

if i change teams, can i win? *bats eyelashes* ;)

:(

[Max]

Oh shut it. Did you watch the F word last night? then you'll vouch (sp?) for how unnaturally blue his eyes were.

No - I watched football. Something that proper men do. :p

And your spelling is correct.

[Popey]

No - I watched football. Something that proper men do. :p

And your spelling is correct.

France vs Portugal. I'll wait for the olympics to see pro divers. ;)

[Nincy Face]

Are we talking about my member?

[Max]

France vs Portugal. I'll wait for the olympics to see pro divers. ;)

Is that the best comeback you could do?

I still pwned you I think. \m/

[Humphrey Goldenbollocks]

No - I watched football. Something that proper men do. :p

And your spelling is correct.

You watch grown men cry like little girls???

Rugby - Real man's sport, along with cricket.

[Nincy Face]

I think it's so funny how certain male members are intentionally being cunts on this forum in order to fulfill the role of Alpha Male since there isn't a really feared male member anymore.

Quite sad.
It's funny how it's always the same ones.

[Popey]

It's funny how it's always the same ones.

Pubescent rebellion. :rolleyes:

[Clunge]

You watch grown men cry like little girls???

Rugby - Real man's sport, along with cricket.
:yesey:

[Suzie.]

Well discuss that 'privately'.

With terms and conditions and a full contract, binding you to certain 'errands'.

:) .
sounds good. whatever the contract entails, i'm in. I WANT TO WIN.


:LOL: They aren't blue there though! Seriously watch the show and you'll see what I mean.

You cheeky bitch. :p
i watch the show to gawk at the cute little kitchen boys and giggle at the swear words. not to gaze lovingly into Sir Gordon Ramsey's sparkly crystal eyes. y'know. with all this scandal in the Catholic Church, you can come out in the open, now. i'm sure BOD will be willing to help or something.

then you'll vouch (sp?) for how unnaturally blue his eyes were.
is he the Anti Christ?

[Max]

sounds good. whatever the contract entails, i'm in. I WANT TO WIN.

:'(

[Popey]

i watch the show to gawk at the cute little kitchen boys and giggle at the swear words. not to gaze lovingly into Sir Gordon Ramsey's sparkly crystal eyes. y'know. with all this scandal in the Catholic Church, you can come out in the open, now. i'm sure BOD will be willing to help or something.


is he the Anti Christ?

BOD isn't coming near me with any kind of "test". :LOL:

Perhaps, he does play with knives and swear. *shrug*

[Suzie.]

Perhaps, he does play with knives and swear. *shrug*
i play with knives and swear.

does that make ME the Anti Christ as well? :pope:

[Max]

i play with knives and swear.

does that make ME the Anti Christ as well? :pope:

:yesey:

[Popey]

i play with knives and swear.

does that make ME the Anti Christ as well? :pope:

Would that mean you're the opposite to me since I'm Holy? :unsure:

[Clunge]

sounds good. whatever the contract entails, i'm in. I WANT TO WIN.
Bitching.

Sign here: ___________________________

Print name: ___________________________

Date here: ___________________________


2006, Teh Clunge.

[Max]

Bitching.

Sign here: ___________________________

Print name: ___________________________

Date here: ___________________________


2006, Teh Clunge.

Ah - but there are clauses in her previous contract that she can't move. Ever. :p

[Miss Blee]

:'(

BIRDS are DYING!

Why the fuck aren't I on this poll? I'm way harder than all of you. *points*

[Clunge]

Ah - but there are clauses in her previous contract that she can't move. Ever. :p
No.

[Max]

BIRDS are DYING!

Why the fuck aren't I on this poll? I'm way harder than all of you. *points*

You are actually.

And I'm not emo...:erm:

[Popey]

BIRDS are DYING!

Why the fuck aren't I on this poll? I'm way harder than all of you. *points*

Because this isn't about who is actually hardest. It's a stupid way of determining who had replaced fuzz as the scary muse board lurker.

[Chaos Is Me!]

In all fairness, I don't know anyone whos *hit* as many people as RaymondM

[Clunge]

In all fairness, I don't know anyone whos *hit* as many people as RaymondM
e-hit?

[kiernana]

In all fairness, I don't know anyone whos *hit* as many people as RaymondM
you've got that backwards. he gets e-hit by all the girls, thus making him a big softie..


:D

[Max]

you've got that backwards. he gets e-hit by all the girls, thus making him a big softie..


:D

:$

[Humphrey Goldenbollocks]

Because this isn't about who is actually hardest. It's a stupid way of determining who had replaced fuzz as the scary muse board lurker.

Yeah, no way am I 'ard as f00k, I'm a skinny little shit :LOL:

[Mona]

I am, bitch.

[Chaos Is Me!]

you've got that backwards. he gets e-hit by all the girls, thus making him a big softie..


:D
What... the... fuckkk??

Are you like coming onto him or something? On a message board? is this how you get guys, like this?

[Mona]

Because this isn't about who is actually hardest. It's a stupid way of determining who had replaced fuzz as the scary muse board lurker.

We've still got Bjorny.

[kiernana]

What... the... fuckkk??

Are you like coming onto him or something? On a message board? is this how you get guys, like this?
wtf are you talking about?

i said max gets hit by girls. you know, slaps.

[Popey]

We've still got Bjorny.

Yeah and Chopper but they are more part time whilst this role some are trying to fill is full time haha.

[Mona]

Yeah and Chopper but they are more part time whilst this role some are trying to fill is full time haha.

:LOL: True.

Sad.

One doesn't try to be hard. It should come naturally.

Hence, this is sad.

[Max]

wtf are you talking about?

i said max gets hit by girls. you know, slaps.

It's too shockingly true. :$

[Mona]

It's too shockingly true. :$

You know it.

*is still waiting for recording*

[kiernana]

It's too shockingly true. :$
hardly shocking. :D

if anything, i should replace you on the list. i've had my fair share of fights with guys in which i've won. :$ :happy:

[Chaos Is Me!]

hardly shocking. :D

if anything, i should replace you on the list. i've had my fair share of fights with guys in which i've won. :$ :happy:
This is the internet. It's important to have a grasp of reality.

[Popey]

:LOL: True.

Sad.

One doesn't try to be hard. It should come naturally.

Hence, this is sad.

*nods*

Check out the Potter thread by the way, I want your opinion on what JKR said. :D

[Miran-duh]

What... the... fuckkk??

Are you like coming onto him or something? On a message board? is this how you get guys, like this?
lawlz.

with practise you may get better.

[Max]

hardly shocking. :D

if anything, i should replace you on the list. i've had my fair share of fights with guys in which i've won. :$ :happy:

You do have complete pwnage over me. For one, you call me Raxy on American radio...:$

[Nincy Face]

This is the internet. It's important to have a grasp of reality.
I'm sure you can tell.

[Chaos Is Me!]

I'm sure you can tell.
Yeah, I mean I can tell what the internet is, and that people are losing touch of reality.

[kiernana]

This is the internet. It's important to have a grasp of reality.
i agree.

[Stecloud]

Clearly, I'm the hardest...though I'm still no match for Pedro, as these photos from our fight attest:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Stecloud/me_fall.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Stecloud/chris03.jpg

[Sam]

Clearly, I'm the hardest...though I'm still no match for Pedro, as these photos from our fight attest:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Stecloud/me_fall.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Stecloud/chris03.jpg
He would fuck you up back in the day.
I think its cyclical though, Chris will become a fucking hard arse cunt once more, possibly with a motorbike.

[Miss Blee]

Yeah, I mean I can tell what the internet is, and that people are losing touch of reality.
I don't get where the relavance is.. Coming from someone who I know not to take seriously all the time, you should know when not to take people seriously as well!

[Sam]

I don't get where the relavance is.. Coming from someone who I know not to take seriously all the time, you should know when not to take people seriously as well!
Deck the cunt.

[Chaos Is Me!]

I don't get where the relavance is.. Coming from someone who I know not to take seriously all the time, you should know when not to take people seriously as well!
That doesn't make sense.

[Popey]

He would fuck you up back in the day.
I think its cyclical though, Chris will become a fucking hard arse cunt once more, possibly with a motorbike.

And he'll crash it into a gun shop whilst reading a dirty mag and then douse his wounds in vodka of which he'll drink aswell. Well fucking hard.

[Miran-duh]

That doesn't make sense.
she's saying that sometimes you say things in a er, non-serious way and so you should be aware that others do too.


i think :unsure:

[Sam]

And he'll crash it into a gun shop whilst reading a dirty mag and then douse his wounds in vodka of which he'll drink aswell. Well fucking hard.
Yeh he fucking is, I might push him if i ever see him after a gig. Only way to become anywhere near as hard as him is to provoke him for no reason and let him smash your head in then get up and call him a "muggy cunt".

[Chaos Is Me!]

she's saying that sometimes you say things in a er, non-serious way and so you should be aware that others do too.


i think :unsure:
Sooo why is blee taking what i said seriously?

[Miss Blee]

she's saying that sometimes you say things in a er, non-serious way and so you should be aware that others do too.


i think :unsure:
Yup yup. My face is still hurting, so it's distracting somewhat from the typing.

The point I was attempting to make is that you don't want to be taken seriously all the time, and you shouldn't take other people seriously all the time either. Or something.

I'll go back to mainlining Olbas Oil. Hardk0rzz.

[Stecloud]

At the next Muse meet, we need to havea MASSIVE BARMY, then we'll see.

*pinch*

[Mona]

And he'll crash it into a gun shop whilst reading a dirty mag and then douse his wounds in vodka of which he'll drink aswell. Well fucking hard.

:LOL:

[Sam]

At the next Muse meet, we need to havea MASSIVE BARMY, then we'll see.

*pinch*
Yeah, we doing this drunk or sober?

[Popey]

Yeah, we doing this drunk or sober?

Sober. No dutch courage for you fuckers. GRRRRR. :unsure:

[Sam]

Sober. No dutch courage for you fuckers. GRRRRR. :unsure:
Either way you are all getting done.

[Miss Blee]

Sober. No dutch courage for you fuckers. GRRRRR. :unsure:
Haha. You'll be the first one hiding under a table.

[Stecloud]

Drinking is optional. I will be, I'll also be bailing when the whole thing kicks off, and occasionally get a cheap pop in before hiding behind Bjorny.

[Nincy Face]

Sober. No dutch courage for you fuckers. GRRRRR. :unsure:
:unsure:

[Nincy Face]

Haha. You'll be the first one hiding under a table.
I still have to beat him up. :LOL:

[Max]

Haha. You'll be the first one hiding under a table.

:LOL:

He's probably still reeling. :p

[Stecloud]

If Caff goes, she'll win. She sounds well-hard.

[Popey]

Haha. You'll be the first one hiding under a table.

:LOL: Got to protect my precious face from all the ugly fists.

[Miss Blee]

I still have to beat him up. :LOL:
He'll hide. Seriously. He's a wuss. Totally. :LOL:

[Popey]

I still have to beat him up. :LOL:

Yay I'll pencil you in my schedule.

He'll hide. Seriously. He's a wuss. Totally. :LOL:

No MAC for you.

[Nincy Face]

He'll hide. Seriously. He's a wuss. Totally. :LOL:
I know he will. He'll freak out as soon as he sees me, I'm sure. :p

[Nincy Face]

Yay I'll pencil you in my schedule.



No MAC for you.
Schedule. :LOL:

[Miss Blee]

Yay I'll pencil you in my schedule.



No MAC for you.
Aww. Do you want it all?

[Popey]

Aww. Do you want it all?

Damn straight. I want clown lipstick. Do do do do do do do do do do.

*eats spaghetti*

[Ocelot Robot]

BIRDS are DYING!

Why the fuck aren't I on this poll? I'm way harder than all of you. *points*
And why arn't I? I have playground hardness.:p

[Miss Blee]

Damn straight. I want clown lipstick. Do do do do do do do do do do.

*eats spaghetti*
Shut the FUCK up. :LOL:

[Max]

And why arn't I? I have playground hardness.:p

She could have you in a fight.

[Max]

Shut the FUCK up. :LOL:

I'm a MAC n00b. :(

[Popey]

Shut the FUCK up. :LOL:

Ah I love my sober memory. :p

"the blue one haha"

[Ocelot Robot]

She could have you in a fight.
I know I don't fight girls.:p

[Popey]

I'm a MAC n00b. :(

Ronald McDonald is going to fondle you at night for saying that.

[Miss Blee]

Ah I love my sober memory. :p

"the blue one haha"

We hadn't even got to the pub at that point. And my navigation of the tube is PERFECT. :LOL:

I know I don't fight girls.:p

Marvellous. So I could beat the living fuck out of you and you wouldn't do anything back? Blee ftw!

[Max]

Ronald McDonald is going to fondle you at night for saying that.

No he's not.

[Popey]

We hadn't even got to the pub at that point. And my navigation of the tube is PERFECT. :LOL:

How late were you last week? :p

[Popey]

No he's not.

but you are a McN00b LOLZ!

[Miss Blee]

How late were you last week? :p
Because my train didn't turn up! I'm not British Rail, you know.

[Max]

but you are a McN00b LOLZ!

You know what I mean. Stop trying to be Fuzz. :p

Also, McDonalds food smells of cat food.

[Ocelot Robot]

We hadn't even got to the pub at that point. And my navigation of the tube is PERFECT. :LOL:



Marvellous. So I could beat the living fuck out of you and you wouldn't do anything back? Blee ftw!
:noey: The coward reflex would kick in and you'd never catch me.:p

[Popey]

You know what I mean. Stop trying to be Fuzz. :p

Also, McDonalds food smells of cat food.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Just because someone insults you doesn't mean they are impersonating Fuzz. It's when they persistently do it trying to be funny whereas I KNOW that was funny. :rolleyes:

[Max]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Just because someone insults you doesn't mean they are impersonating Fuzz. It's when they persistently do it trying to be funny whereas I KNOW that was funny. :rolleyes:

*feels n00by*

:$

[Popey]

*feels n00by*

:$

Therefore I win. *claims medal and shakes the loser's hand*

[Max]

Therefore I win. *claims medal and shakes the loser's hand*

*shakes Popey's hand*

OMG!1!! I shaked the Pope's hand!1!lol!!

And etc.

[Popey]

*shakes Popey's hand*

OMG!1!! I shaked the Pope's hand!1!lol!!

And etc.

*nods*

Gracious innit.

[Miss Blee]

:noey: The coward reflex would kick in and you'd never catch me.:p

It doesn't matter if I wouldn't catch you. You'd already be on fire by that point, so I'd still win.

[Ocelot Robot]

It doesn't matter if I wouldn't catch you. You'd already be on fire by that point, so I'd still win.
.......................................I'd see you coming and run like hell before you set me on fire. :yesey:

[Popey]

.......................................I'd see you coming and run like hell before you set me on fire. :yesey:

I'd trip you up because you was rude in the Potter thread. HA!

[Ocelot Robot]

I'd trip you up because you was rude in the Potter thread. HA!
*Thinks* I'd have you burnt before you could trip me up for reading books about the black arts.:p

[Popey]

*Thinks* I'd have you burnt before you could trip me up for reading books about the black arts.:p

It'd be worth it :p

[Ocelot Robot]

It'd be worth it :p
............................*Thinks of come back*..........................It would be hard to trip me up becuase I have long legs. :yesey:

[Murray]

But seriously though, with guns like mine I'd fuck you all up

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6620/image3593lh.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Josh =/]

But seriously though, with guns like mine I'd fuck you all up

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6620/image3593lh.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
:LOL: I should be on the poll though. =/

[Ktk]

But seriously though, with guns like mine I'd fuck you all up

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6620/image3593lh.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

You've got my vote :ohmy:

[Miss Blee]

But seriously though, with guns like mine I'd fuck you all up

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6620/image3593lh.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
http://www.nobodysells4less.com/images/dulcolax_laxative.jpg

[Murray]

http://www.nobodysells4less.com/images/dulcolax_laxative.jpg

http://www.annies.com/bernie/images/joke_book.gif

What a wonderful kind of day.......

[Ocelot Robot]

*Backs away*

[Miss Blee]

Awwwww.. Is that for me to colour in? :happy:

[because]

But seriously though, with guns like mine I'd fuck you all up

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6620/image3593lh.jpg

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Murray, you win at everything just by default. :)

[Miss Blee]

http://www.liquid-fire.co.uk/bliue/lolz.jpg

PWN.

I'm bored.

[Ocelot Robot]

I must admit, Blee FTW.:p

[Max]

http://www.liquid-fire.co.uk/bliue/lolz.jpg

PWN.

I'm bored.

I don't think Arthur ever wore a jumper as bright as that. :stunned:

[Miss Blee]

I don't think Arthur ever wore a jumper as bright as that. :stunned:
Who the fuck's Arthur?

[Keys]

I don't think Arthur ever wore a jumper as bright as that. :stunned:
i dont think arthur is that colour... buster looks like hes been dipped in a clogged urinal

[because]

Who the fuck's Arthur?
the aardvark n00b

[Max]

Who the fuck's Arthur?

OMG Blee!

Liek, he's the guy you coloured in.

[Ocelot Robot]

Who the fuck's Arthur?
He owns the corner shop down the road don't he?

[Miss Blee]

Yeah, I'm probably about 10 years too old to know who he is. But colouring in was FUUUUUN.

I've got a headache now.

But I'd still beat you all.

[Max]

Yeah, I'm probably about 10 years too old to know who he is. But colouring in was FUUUUUN.

I've got a headache now.

But I'd still beat you all.

Would you? :p

Yeah probably...

[Keys]

why is it that the poll is fixed?

[Max]

why is it that the poll is fixed?

Because the whole thread was silly to begin with anyway, referring to Popey's post a few pages back.

[Ocelot Robot]

116 for Pedro?:LOL:

[Keys]

Because the whole thread was silly to begin with anyway, referring to Popey's post a few pages back.
silly billy

[Murray]

Murray, you win at everything just by default. :)

xxxx

The thread is not silly, RAYMONDM, I WILL BUM YOU ALL

[Murray]

Because the whole thread was silly to begin with anyway, referring to Popey's post a few pages back.

I have you now!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9235/gotcha4kx.jpg

ACK ACK ACK!

[Nincy Face]

I have you now!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9235/gotcha4kx.jpg

ACK ACK ACK!
:LOL: :LOL:

[Keys]

I have you now!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9235/gotcha4kx.jpg

ACK ACK ACK!
lmao!

[pira]

I have you now!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9235/gotcha4kx.jpg

ACK ACK ACK!lmfao :LOL: <3

[Paul]

RaymondM, cause he told me to fuck off last night :LOL:

[Murray]

RaymondM, cause he told me to fuck off last night :LOL:

You're joking?

I'LL FUCKING HAVE HIM!

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4070/panthergrowl3fs.gif

[egomaniac]

I just voted for myself, how did I not win this poll, I'm the alpha male around here.

[Martin]

Who's Pedro?

[Gemsy]

<3

[Ro]

I voted Ego. He seems like the kind of guy

[egomaniac]

Hell yeah I'm hard. I wash my face with dove beauty cream bar and happen to have a high voice for my size but I'm Chuck Noris hard

[Nincy Face]

Hell yeah I'm hard. I wash my face with dove beauty cream bar and happen to have I high voice for my size but I'm Chuck Noris hard
Who's Chuck Noris?

[Murray]

I have you now!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9235/gotcha4kx.jpg

ACK ACK ACK!

Megalolz

[Martin]

Hell yeah I'm hard. I wash my face with dove beauty cream bar and happen to have a high voice for my size but I'm Chuck Noris hard

I dunno man.

You do have ginger hair :p

[Caro]

Oh man, this thread is like, two years old. :stunned:

[Alex]

RaymondM, lol.

[Gemsy]

RaymondM, lol.

He was a proper knobber, him. Glad he left.

[ButterflyPyromaniac]

I dunno man.

You do have ginger hair :p

There's nothing wrong with ginger hair :phu:


I don't remember voting for Pedro..

[CelticKnight]

Does this mean "hardest" as in physical strength?

I'm not the strongest person around, but I'd happily stab any member of this board and then kick 'em in the head a couple of times while they're bleeding on the floor for a twenty and a couple of cans of Vimto.

[hematoma]

i wish i was a nominee.. I COULD FUCK YOU ALL UP SO HARD. nigga nigga whuuuut.

[Juuso]

Does this mean "hardest" as in physical strength?

I'm not the strongest person around, but I'd happily stab any member of this board and then kick 'em in the head a couple of times while they're bleeding on the floor for a twenty and a couple of cans of Vimto.

It's about the density of your cock while it's erect.

[Gemsy]

brrrap brrrap bullet pop pop pow

[CelticKnight]

It's about the density of your cock while it's erect.
How would you measure cock "density"?

[Dramatic Hammer]

What happened to Lula? He changed my life... I'm not even joking :LOL:

[pira]

I haven't even voted in this, ooh.

[GorkerMorker]

How would you measure cock "density"?

Weighing it.

[hematoma]

What happened to Lula? He changed my life... I'm not even joking :LOL:
he's always on MSN but i'm TOO SCARED to talk to him, aghhh.

[Clunge]

Indeed, what did happen to him/why did he disappear?

[GorkerMorker]

Not fair! The poll is public untill you vote on it, then the names dissapear.

[Dramatic Hammer]

he's always on MSN but i'm TOO SCARED to talk to him, aghhh.

He's small and cute in real life... My friend wanted to keep him as a pet

[Josh =/]

Does this mean "hardest" as in physical strength?

I'm not the strongest person around, but I'd happily stab any member of this board and then kick 'em in the head a couple of times while they're bleeding on the floor for a twenty and a couple of cans of Vimto.

I'd do it for Dr Pepper, you're pathetic!

[Strawberry_Juice]

I'm so hard, I'm not on the list. My username alone would frighten the rest of those pussies. Fuck shit piss goddamn.