Hollyoaks

[music]

NOOOO he was found GUILTY! i cried!! does nebody else watch hollyoaks?? i hope hope that he gets off! its SO SAD!

[Ste]

NOOOO he was found GUILTY! i cried!! does nebody else watch hollyoaks?? i hope hope that he gets off! its SO SAD!

I reckon he will, after all, you dont build someone up to be such a bitch as they have with Ellie if they're not going to get whats coming to them.

[Murray]

IT'S NOT REAL!!!!111111

It's not really that sad, he'll probably stay in jail for life as most of the cast is getting killed off anyway

[Sid]

hollyoaks has gone seriously crap. i used to like it when it had all the old characters in it like Finn, Carol, Geri and Sol. but i rarely watch it now

[kev]

the dan guilty thing was so obvious it was funny. sadly i guess this means there gonna draw this boring as hell story line on for longer still tho. hollyoaks has been so pap with all these really serious storylines i mean theres no way their eye candy actors can play them well so i dont know why they bother i like it when they do that so-unfunny-it-becomes-funny comedy.

oh and rip mr c. :(

[How To Be Dead]

Killing Mr C was bad :( i thought his charector was great.

[doddy]

Gotta agree guys, its gone well down hill these last year months. Everyone is fucking morbid as fuck. Mr C dying was shit and the new people coming in are wank.

Boo

[daniela]

its just soft porn now really! when i watched it around the luke rape story it was quite good but its been going downhill since then. and getting rid of Mr C was just daft, hes one of the best characters! i havnt watched it properly in over a year or so, its not worth the time.

[Ste]

S'all about Max and OB though, innit. The rest has always been shit.

[Zerø]

I watch the omnibus on Sundays.

Apparently they are getting rid of about 15 characters in an upcoming story.

[Killing In The Name]

its just soft porn now really!

But that's quite useful on a sunday morning :LOL: :LOL:

[kev]

Apparently they are getting rid of about 15 characters in an upcoming story.

thank fuck. hope its all those new student types and that weird hybrid family unit thing.

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

i cant believe dans guilty! i was round my friends flat when it came on and as they said the verdict we all went silent but dan will be free! Ellie will feel really guilty and tell the truth, well thats what im hoping!

[Zerø]

thank fuck. hope its all those new student types and that weird hybrid family unit thing. Izzy's going though. :(
And apparently Caprice is joining the cast. o_O

Anyway, the article about the mass kill off...
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds14046.html

[kev]

Izzy's going though. :(
And apparently Caprice is joining the cast. o_O

Anyway, the article about the mass kill off...
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds14046.html

CHLOE'S GOING :D :D :D

thanks for posting that.

can tell why they're getting rid of the hunters i don't think they've once smiled since 2001

[tjej]

IT'S NOT REAL!!!!111111

It's not really that sad, he'll probably stay in jail for life as most of the cast is getting killed off anyway

IT IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shhhhhhhh! I wanted to start a Hollyoaks thread but was far too ashamed to admit my addiction to it...

[How To Be Dead]

IT IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shhhhhhhh! I wanted to start a Hollyoaks thread but was far too ashamed to admit my addiction to it...
So i'm not the only one hooked, thank god.

[music]

So i'm not the only one hooked, thank god.

me too :) wonder how they are gonna be all killed off - explosion or something oooh interesting - thank god also izzy is going her voice does my head in!

[Nancuk]

Hollyoaks is just so terrible. I say that, but I watch it, even though I can't believe any of the story lines nor can I believe the characters because they are acted so badly.

[Mullin]

I am also secretly addicted to Hollyoaks!! I have watched it since it started it rules!! I cant believe there is going to be a big kill off!! What are they thinking :eek: :eek:

I could believe Dan was found guilty!! I sooo thought he was going to be aquitted!!

FREE THE CHESHIRE ONE!!!!!!!!!!

[Gem]

My Sister and her girlfriend are doing their work experience on the hollyoaks set for the next few weeks. Damn media students.

GOSSIP!! :D

I bloody love hollyoaks, I ain't seen it in a while and I work Sundays when its on :(

[Zerø]

CHLOE'S GOING :D :D :D

thanks for posting that.

can tell why they're getting rid of the hunters i don't think they've once smiled since 2001 I bet they will all be replaced with young lesbian girls... woo-ha.

[Mullin]

I bet they will all be replaced with young lesbian girls... woo-ha.


way hey!! i hope so!! :LOL:

[Zerø]

Aww poor Izzy losing her kid.

[Llama]

Aww poor Izzy losing her kid.
i love izzy and ben!
i cant bloody believe it about this kill off thing, abby and lee are so funny!and robbie is adorable!
not happy!

[Mullin]

I know it sucks big time!! Izzy and Ben make me laugh they are always arguing!!

[mally]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds14046.html

:( O no. Not Scott! *drools*

[tjej]

Phwoar what a storyline tonight! I need to get a social life...

[mally]

I need to get a TV...

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

I know it sucks big time!! Izzy and Ben make me laugh they are always arguing!!
Izzy always goping ben ben ben its like put a sock in it!
Dan Hunter ** drools!**

[Gem]

Abby annoyed me on the bit after the credits tongiht :@

[Zerø]

i love izzy and ben!
i cant bloody believe it about this kill off thing, abby and lee are so funny!and robbie is adorable!
not happy! I bet the replacements will be aload of shit.

They really need to play the storyline carefully.
As yeah it may give them high ratings for that week etc, but it could end up fucking the ratings afterwards.
Personally I think it's way too many people and they are so going to regret it.

[Zerø]

:( O no. Not Scott! *drools* He's actually quite a deep character really.

[mally]

He's actually quite a deep character really.

Compared to many of the others, yes. Yes, he is.

[Zerø]

Compared to many of the others, yes. Yes, he is. Some of the others are about as deep as a puddle.

[mally]

Some of the others are about as deep as a puddle.

I don't watch it often enough to remember names, but there's an annoying twit of a brunette who makes me want to throttle her everytime she's on screen. She's just so dumb and overly make-upped...

[Zerø]

I don't watch it often enough to remember names, but there's an annoying twit of a brunette who makes me want to throttle her everytime she's on screen. She's just so dumb and overly make-upped... The thing that's really annoying me at the moment is the repeated conversations between Ellie and Lisa.
They are getting so borringgg.

[mally]

The thing that's really annoying me at the moment is the repeated conversations between Ellie and Lisa.
They are getting so borringgg.

I hate the way women are depicted in it. They aren't likeable in the slightest. Personality wise. Of course they don't look too bad...

[Zerø]

I hate the way women are depicted in it. They aren't likeable in the slightest. Personality wise. Of course they don't look too bad... They all seem rather moody really don't they?

[mally]

They all seem rather moody really don't they?

Yep. Nothing's ever good enough for them and the men just seem to get the sore end of the deal. Hence, I have often been known to simply watch the show on mute.

[Zerø]

Yep. Nothing's ever good enough for them and the men just seem to get the sore end of the deal. Hence, I have often been known to simply watch the show on mute. Now that you put it that way... it seems quite like real life. :p

[mally]

Now that you put it that way... it seems quite like real life. :p

Hahhah. :D

[Murray]

Ellie fucks me off big time "but what about me, nobody cares about me, i've lost my husband!" every frigging time she opens her gob those words come out :mad:

I heard Dan breaks out of prison and goes around doing drive-bys on the cast that is gonna die...or maybe bombhead will do a magic trick and the cast disappear, but for good (that way no-one gets hurt ahhhhhh)

[mally]

I heard Dan breaks out of prison and goes around doing drive-bys on the cast that is gonna die...

That'd be a pretty stupid way to prove he is innocent. o_O

[Zerø]

Ellie fucks me off big time "but what about me, nobody cares about me, i've lost my husband!" every frigging time she opens her gob those words come out :mad:

I heard Dan breaks out of prison and goes around doing drive-bys on the cast that is gonna die...or maybe bombhead will do a magic trick and the cast disappear, but for good (that way no-one gets hurt ahhhhhh) Yep, she says the same thing all the bloody time.

Haha, that would be a bit random.

[Mullin]

Doh I missed it last night......anyone tell me what happened?

[music]

thank god it had no ellie lisa thing in it - that is really getting old! errm wot happened......about that new family whos names i dunno and the dean family...BORING! and stuff about abby and peeps - rather boring tonight - but i have no life ( well should be studying but ...)

[mally]

The guy who played the guy who was going to marry Chloe was at The Zutons' signing this evening.


No, I did not touch him.



And no. I did not go and get ma shiit signed.

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

i feel so sorry for izzy! it muat be hard for her with arthur being bens son and the mother is someone thats not her!

[Zerø]

Is Izzy ever happy anymore?
She seems to always be crying.

[BeautifulOtherness]

urgh Izzy was just a whingey cow. at least she's got a reason to be upset now, before she would just be like 'ben this, ben that'.
ooh i hope dan gets out of prison soon, he's fine, hehehe.
how are they gonna kill off that many characters in one go :O

[Gem]

Is Izzy ever happy anymore?
She seems to always be crying.
No, she'll cry till she dies

[glasskite]

How are they gonna kill off that many characters in one go :O
Thats the only thing i want to know now. Not that i'm gonna start watching it. I'll find out from here.

[Zerø]

urgh Izzy was just a whingey cow. at least she's got a reason to be upset now, before she would just be like 'ben this, ben that'.
ooh i hope dan gets out of prison soon, he's fine, hehehe.
how are they gonna kill off that many characters in one go :O She is a bit... it ruins her cuteness.

Probably some kind of nuclear explosion.

[Zerø]

No, she'll cry till she dies Aww.
Poor girl.

[Zerø]

Thats the only thing i want to know now. Not that i'm gonna start watching it. I'll find out from here. It will probably be known and announced soon.

[Belly]

hollyoaks.

pics, pics pics.....

[Mullin]

Hollyoaks is doing my nut in at the mo! If Ellie and Lisa have one more argument, i think i will drive to chester and punch them both myself.........

[Zerø]

After reading through some rumours.
It may be that the papers (when they got the news from) have got it wrong and they may not all be 'killed off' at once.
And that some of them may leave on their own just before the storyline.

Apparently Izzy and Scott will be leaving on their own...
Possibly together? :eek:

[Belly]

who's is the woman's arse in the white stockings on the opening credits ?

[Mullin]

After reading through some rumours.
It may be that the papers (when they got the news from) have got it wrong and they may not all be 'killed off' at once.
And that some of them may leave on their own just before the storyline.

Apparently Izzy and Scott will be leaving on their own...
Possibly together? :eek:


*Gasp* no way!! Izzy and Scott....... :eek: :eek:

[Mullin]

who's is the woman's arse in the white stockings on the opening credits ?

I have no idea!! I always wonder that!! That clip of bombhead and the drawn on eyebrow is well funny!!

[mally]

Apparently Izzy and Scott will be leaving on their own...
Possibly together? :eek:

YES!

Make it happen, Redmond!

[Zerø]

YES!

Make it happen, Redmond! Scott reminds me of the guy who was in 'Bugs'.

[Llama]

Scott reminds me of the guy who was in 'Bugs'.
scott is hot!

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

who's is the woman's arse in the white stockings on the opening credits ?
I think its izzys arse when she was trying on her wedding lingerie :confused:

[BeautifulOtherness]

nooo not Izzy and Scott!
:O
and yeah I think it's Izzy's ass.

[mally]

scott is hot!

Fiiiiiiiiinally I'm not alone. *phew*

[Mullin]

I think its izzys arse when she was trying on her wedding lingerie :confused:

oooooh i see!! I must have missed that episode! :D

[Zerø]

scott is hot! I'll see if I can get a pic of the guy he looks like...

[Zerø]

I think its izzys arse when she was trying on her wedding lingerie :confused: Mmm...
*Drool*

Excuse me.

[Gem]

Scott reminds me of the guy who was in 'Bugs'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Zerø]

http://www.bugs.co.uk/season1/s1beck.jpg

http://www.hollyoaks.com/images/backstage/profiles/ScottAndersonc.jpg

See... quite similar...

[mally]

Eeeeeew... but Scott's NICE!



damn you, J.

[Zerø]

Maybe they are related?

[tjej]

Izzy looks rough...

[Zerø]

She needs to cheer up.

[daniela]

they shud get rid of all the new characters and bring in some decent characters! is there any brunettes left or did they all go with anna? i thought alex looked good but he vanished. and finn too:(

[Zerø]

The whole dean family is so boring -_-

[eager beaver]

I'm so besoted by Hollyoaks, it's one of the only soaps that I CAN'T miss, I watch it every Sunday and I've done that for many, many, many years. Can anybody remember Jambo, Jude, Rob Hawthorne most of the original crew? Too many to name. My husband hates it and thinks that all the actors are wooden and that if he watches it he will get splinters! I'm so glad it's on every night, even EastEnders isn't on every night! :LOL:

[uncle pelle]

did anyone watch it last week, not that i'm a fan, (don't lynch me please!), but i went to school with the girl who posed for the perfect female body thing, something like that...

ok....you all soooo wanted to know that didn't you........

[Zerø]

Hollyoaks draws me in like sunset beach used to.

[uncle pelle]

Hollyoaks draws me in like sunset beach used to.

*worries about the administration of this board*

[mally]

I feel that now is the time to confess I was an avid fan of 'Savannah'. :)

[Zerø]

Cheesy soaps are always the best.

Sunset beach was great as it had lots of long stretching storylines which took months (to even years) to complete.
And their acting was soooo slow and bad, you just had to keep watching to find out what happened.

[daniela]

*worries about the administration of this board*

*sshhh its secretly run by perverts....its why they harp on bout their comps so they look like IT geeks.....*

[Mullin]

I watched Hollyoaks last night and I really wish Izzy had hit Ben with that plant pot.......them two are doing my swead in! :mad:

[Zerø]

I think she's leaving soon. :(

[Mullin]

Yeah she is! How gutting! :LOL:

[Zerø]

Let's hope she does a scene where she gets her kit off before she goes.
^_^

[Mullin]

Hmmmmm *ponders* :D

[daniela]

Yeah she is! How gutting! :LOL:

i remember when they mentioned it on T4 for auditions for her part. i wonder why she got it........

[Zerø]

Izzy left. :(
And I think next week will be her last lot of episodes. Guh.

[Killing In The Name]

Let's hope she does a scene where she gets her kit off before she goes.
^_^

I was hoping to see that in the late night special, but all i got was a shadow of ben's cock. Isn't life a bowl of cherries?

[Zerø]

I was hoping to see that in the late night special, but all i got was a shadow of ben's cock. Isn't life a bowl of cherries? Haha, oh dear.

I think I only ever saw one of the late night eps...
They should do them again.

[music]

sob - izzy has finally left - i hope - plz dont let her come back! poor ben tho - had a tear in my eye when he cried :'( and i wish ellie would just admit everything then jump of a cliff :) yey

[daniela]

sob - izzy has finally left - i hope - plz dont let her come back! poor ben tho - had a tear in my eye when he cried :'( and i wish ellie would just admit everything then jump of a cliff :) yey

lol ellie annoys me. i was watching it the other day :eek: what happened to max? my sis sed he got banged up for counterfiet notes or summat? why am i interested in this again?!?!?! im scared.....

[Zerø]

The whole Izzy and Ben thing was quite depressing actually. =\

Ellie has finally told the truth, but unfortunetly it means nothing... (apparently).

Guaaahhh.

[BeautifulOtherness]

Hurray! Izzy has left. That cow.

Ooh I hope Dan gets out of jail soon. I didn't watch the omnibus, but my brother says Ellie told the truth and Dan's getting released. Hurrah. Dan's hot.

The whole dean family is so boring -_-

the whole Dean family is ridiculous :rolleyes:

[How To Be Dead]

No, ellie did tell the truth but they can't do anything as she has nothing to back her story up.

[BeautifulOtherness]

No, ellie did tell the truth but they can't do anything as she has nothing to back her story up.
Noooo!



10WANKERS

[Zerø]

See, if she told the truth in the first place, none of this would happen. :rolleyes:

But I'll forgive her because she's quite cute.

[music]

the ellie story goes on AGAIN this week i think but she still doesnt tell the police the proper truth about her knowin aobut toby!! and i remember the spanner that he stuck in the kitchen of their apartment so i just wish theyd find that......ok i really do need to get out more :confused:

[Zerø]

She won't tell the full truth as then they will find out she know toby was the serial killer for awhile and could have prevented it.
So she'd end up in prision.

[music]

thank the lord finally the truth is out!! and dan is freeeeeeeeeee

[daniela]

See, if she told the truth in the first place, none of this would happen. :rolleyes:

But I'll forgive her because she's quite cute.

ud make a terrible police officer :p

[Zerø]

I know... but still.

Well that's Scott and Izzy out now then.

I wonder when they are gonna hack off the rest?

[daniela]

I know... but still.

Well that's Scott and Izzy out now then.

I wonder when they are gonna hack off the rest?

the big character killing one? when you see it in the tv guide ull know!! maybe it was just a rumour, shame if it was, a lot of the characters deserve to be hacked off theyre so shite.

[Zerø]

It isn't a rumour, it is going to happen.
They also said that Scott and Izzy were leaving, but wouldn't be part of the big slay off.

[daniela]

It isn't a rumour, it is going to happen.
They also said that Scott and Izzy were leaving, but wouldn't be part of the big slay off.

ok, i herd about it ages ago and i was starting to think it wasnt guna happen....

[BeautifulOtherness]

It isn't a rumour, it is going to happen.
They also said that Scott and Izzy were leaving, but wouldn't be part of the big slay off.
Aww I don't want loads of people to get killed off!!
Who exactly is it that's going again? How are they going to die :O

Well anyway. Hollyoaks is good again now Dan's free and out walking around being fit again :D

[Zerø]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds14046.html

Not all of them will be going at the same time.
Some of them are being cut out already.

[rageagainstmachine]

i hope tony gets it, and that new family.

[Zerø]

Mandy is going to become the new psycho and kill people off.
Think about it... it would work.

[rageagainstmachine]

naw dan does. he rebels and starts killing everyone who never beleived he was inocent, mwhahahahaha

[Zerø]

I'll teach you to think I'm a murderer... I'll kill you!

[rageagainstmachine]

exactly. and whats more, he's going to get away with it.

[daniela]

exactly. and whats more, he's going to get away with it.

sounds great:D maybe ill start watching it again...

[Zerø]

You should do.
It's about the best thing on TV at the moment, although eastenders looks a little interesting at the moment.

[daniela]

You should do.
It's about the best thing on TV at the moment, although eastenders looks a little interesting at the moment.

lol i never watch eastenders:D

[Zerø]

They were having a 'fair' on the square.
And they had this big arse dragon slide ride, which fell down. :D

They also now seem to have one talking extra per episode, who everyone amazinly knows the name of and talks to. ¬_¬

[BeautifulOtherness]

They were having a 'fair' on the square.
And they had this big arse dragon slide ride, which fell down. :D

They also now seem to have one talking extra per episode, who everyone amazinly knows the name of and talks to. ¬_¬
Yeah, I thought that was weird. That fat old gossiping lady on the other day.
Hehe. Eastenders was quite interesting this week.

I need to get a life.

[rageagainstmachine]

nothing beats home and away tho.

Or neighbors

[BeautifulOtherness]

nothing beats home and away tho.

Or neighbors

Ew, Australian soaps. Bleh.

[Zerø]

Yeah, I thought that was weird. That fat old gossiping lady on the other day.
Hehe. Eastenders was quite interesting this week.

I need to get a life. I didn't watch it on Thursday or Friday, anything interesting happen?

[Zerø]

nothing beats home and away tho.

Or neighbors I used to watch them.
Home and away went down hill when it went onto CH5.

[rageagainstmachine]

it did a bit, still quality tho. i hardly ever see nowadays actually

[BeautifulOtherness]

I didn't watch it on Thursday or Friday, anything interesting happen?
Mmm, not really. Sonia decided to go back to nursing (yay! she's the only person living there who has a proper job!). Alfie and Kat seem to have made up, kind of. And Lynne had a miscarriage and hysterectomy.
Et c'est ca. I can't really remember anything else.

[Zerø]

Just another week in the square then...

[daniela]

Ew, Australian soaps. Bleh.

anyone notice how australias really racist yet seems to get away with it? theres never really been a black person in any australian soaps either.

[Zerø]

anyone notice how australias really racist yet seems to get away with it? theres never really been a black person in any australian soaps either. Maybe they just haven't found any black actors who are good?

[rageagainstmachine]

no one in australia smokes either, have you noticed that

[daniela]

Maybe they just haven't found any black actors who are good?

no no, they are really racist. summat to do with the aborigonals? (sp?)

[daniela]

no one in australia smokes either, have you noticed that

lol ill look out for that, opposite to eastenders eh! theyre chugging away all the time!

[rageagainstmachine]

aye that dot character, she; always puffin away

[daniela]

aye that dot character, she; always puffin away

im surprised she isnt dead yet, the amount she smokes!

[Zerø]

im surprised she isnt dead yet, the amount she smokes! Shes in with jebus innit.

[daniela]

Shes in with jebus innit.

great idea:D do all the drugs, smoke all the fags, and have all the dodgy sex you want and it wont matter cos youre with jesus! :LOL:

[Zerø]

great idea:D do all the drugs, smoke all the fags, and have all the dodgy sex you want and it wont matter cos youre with jesus! :LOL: Dodgy dot cotton sex... Eww.

[daniela]

Dodgy dot cotton sex... Eww.

eugh u perve, even i didnt think of that!

*pukes*

[Zerø]

You were the one who said it.
So don't play all innocent, you corrupt little thing.

[daniela]

You were the one who said it.
So don't play all innocent, you corrupt little thing.

:eek: rude, i wasnt saying it in terms of dot now!

[Zerø]

Don't tell lies.

Now back onto Hollyoaks... this/last week seemed pretty boring...

I still think Mandy will go on a rampage...

[daniela]

Don't tell lies.

Now back onto Hollyoaks... this/last week seemed pretty boring...

I still think Mandy will go on a rampage...

i still havnt gotten round to watching it :LOL:

[rageagainstmachine]

Im telling you, Dan is going to massacre them all with a flamethrower. They keep playing that dodgy, serious sounding music whenever Dan is talking to someone

[Zerø]

Something has to happen soon, how else are they going to kill off like 12 of the cast at once.

[daniela]

Im telling you, Dan is going to massacre them all with a flamethrower. They keep playing that dodgy, serious sounding music whenever Dan is talking to someone

now that would be fun:D

[rageagainstmachine]

infact i change my mind. this is what happens......


dan has it off with mandy, they form a tag team, and they both go on the rampage. exept mandy kills her victims with the scissors.

[Zerø]

That would be some lethal combination.

But seriously, they do need another killer.

[daniela]

Something has to happen soon, how else are they going to kill off like 12 of the cast at once.

maybe theyll have a boat party and the boat will sink:D and since theyre all useless blondes they wont be able to figure a way to get back to the surface:D

[music]

i can't wait for the day that Chloe is axed because i......can't take much more of her moaning and blah blah blah



die soon

please :)

[Zerø]

She is rather annoying...

Need more sexay girls!

[rageagainstmachine]

do you not think chloe looks a tad like miss blee dont tell her i said that

[rageagainstmachine]

She is rather annoying...

Need more sexay girls!


like Natalie? she's a little honey

[Zerø]

like Natalie? she's a little honey She's a dirty flirt. =\

[rageagainstmachine]

that may be. but she's the sexiest burd on that show. even if she has got some dodgy scots accent.

[BeautifulOtherness]

Eww I hate Natalie, scheming little cow.
She is pretty though.

Woohoo late night Hollyoaks next week!

[The Nargmaster]

Hollyoaks? Pfft

[BeautifulOtherness]

Hollyoaks? Pfft
What on EARTH do you mean by that?!!

WOW I went to Hayling Island once, my brother threw a big pebble at my head and I had to go to hospital. One fine day, that was.

[Zerø]

I went there once... looked a bit of a back water town to be honest.
Still, was nice and quiet.

Tony got done in. :D

[music]

mandy is such a pyschopath really

debbie also annoys me -poor dan

[Zerø]

Mandy was the real killer...

[BeautifulOtherness]

She so could be.
Scary. She's had a personality transplant, weird woman. I wish she'd go away.

[daniela]

so whens the big massacre happening then?....

[Zerø]

I dunno, soon I guess.

[daniela]

I dunno, soon I guess.

theyre taking too long, im guna find summat else to get impatient over:D

[Zerø]

theyre taking too long, im guna find summat else to get impatient over:D Typical female.
It will happen, just wait!

[daniela]

Typical female.
It will happen, just wait!

pprrr. *gets edgy*

leave my impatientness alone:p

[Zerø]

They've got to build up to it you know.
Can't just drop a bomb on the entire town.

[daniela]

They've got to build up to it you know.
Can't just drop a bomb on the entire town.

true true. :D

anticipation.....

[Zerø]

They need more nudity though...

[daniela]

They need more nudity though...

youve been watching those late nighter ones then? i havnt seen them but theyre apparently too racy or whatever for the ordinary viewing time....one of them gets frisky in a lift i think.

[Zerø]

youve been watching those late nighter ones then? i havnt seen them but theyre apparently too racy or whatever for the ordinary viewing time....one of them gets frisky in a lift i think. Nah, it started lastnight didn't it?

[daniela]

Nah, it started lastnight didn't it?

not sure. ive just heard about it...check the tv guide:p

[Zerø]

I can't be arsed.
You go check it.

[daniela]

I can't be arsed.
You go check it.

but that requires.....moving.....too....lazy.....

[Pajoon]

It was rubbish nudity. Consisted of old cock and slighty saggy arse.

[Zerø]

Uggh. =\

That's not good.

[BeautifulOtherness]

Bah, late night Hollyoaks was crap.
And I missed the last one so it was pointless watching it anyway, argh.
In today's one Craig looked like he'd been taking fashion tips off Matt Bellamy, what with his saggy gay V-neck pink tshirt and weird white trousers. Oh well. I'm confused about that storyline. Does Natalie fancy Craig or something? Or is she just being a bitch?
Or does nobody care but me?! :'(

[tjej]

Bah, late night Hollyoaks was crap.
And I missed the last one so it was pointless watching it anyway, argh.
In today's one Craig looked like he'd been taking fashion tips off Matt Bellamy, what with his saggy gay V-neck pink tshirt and weird white trousers. Oh well. I'm confused about that storyline. Does Natalie fancy Craig or something? Or is she just being a bitch?
Or does nobody care but me?! :'(

They're dating! But it's secret, in tru 'Oaks style. ace.

[BeautifulOtherness]

They're dating! But it's secret, in tru 'Oaks style. ace.
Hehe, so unrealistic it's cool. 'Oaks style indeed....

[tjej]

Hehe, so unrealistic it's cool. 'Oaks style indeed....

Like that wedding... and her being 46.... WHY?!!

[BeautifulOtherness]

Like that wedding... and her being 46.... WHY?!!
Yes, I know. Is it me (it may well be) but did her kids not realise either?!
Oooh but you gotta love it. I actually do really love Hollyoaks.
Especially now that I've got nothing better to do than watch telly all day. It's like a major highlight or my day now.

[Zerø]

The late night ep's were aload of crap from what I saw.

Last weeks normal ep's weren't much better though.

[music]

mandy is a right evil biatch! so mean to poor tony! i wish he'd KILL HER....!

[daniela]

mandy is a right evil biatch! so mean to poor tony! i wish he'd KILL HER....!

he gets arrested doesnt he? isnt she pregnant and theyre engaged?

[music]

yeh she's pregnant and havin an abortion but also is gettingh herself sterilised :eek:
it ended today with her givin her ring back and goin to the clinic
he gets arrested?! wot for? being an idiot for puttin up with her?!

[daniela]

yeh she's pregnant and havin an abortion but also is gettingh herself sterilised :eek:
it ended today with her givin her ring back and goin to the clinic
he gets arrested?! wot for? being an idiot for puttin up with her?!

im not sure i read somewhere he hit her.
why would you wanna sterilise yourself?! you never know, you may want kids when youre a lot older, lol. :LOL:

[Murray]

I was looking forward to another late night one for the hen night (especially with the twins' mum - bit o' go for the road ;)) but no it's an normal one :(

[Zerø]

He should just go after becca instead.
She's fine.

[music]

anybody update me coz i always miss it coz i dont get home from work on time! im curious :unsure:

[Zerø]

That's what Saturday afternoons on E4 and Sunday mornings on Ch4 are for. :D

[music]

cameron tried to kill himself.........nooo.....( :D ) he annoys me - agghh

[ali_uno]

what?! why?! i've not seen it for bout a week. they were camping last time i saw it and lisa zara and abbie were loving some french guy who was so definitely gay!

[Justers]

hollyoaks is so unrealistic, where else do u get that many beautiful women in 1 area!

most ppl only watch it for the eye candym which is fair enough i suppose

[Girl_from_mars]

i feel sorry for cameron, waitin 2 find out wot happens 2night but crickets lastin ages it better finish soon i tell thee

[Ullalume]

Well it's about bloody time bombheads mum was found, i mean she's been lying dead on the couch for about a month..pfffft.

[Ullalume]

probably should have gone into media, sorry.

[Grapevine]

What I find weird is surely Lee and that girl would've smelt the decay as soon as they entered the room :confused:

[Miss Blee]

Noooo.... Did I miss Dead Momma?! :'(

[Ullalume]

Yes, you would've expected it..at least there was a fly and a spider.

[Ullalume]

Noooo.... Did I miss Dead Momma?! :'(
You missed the shrivled hand and a wig!

[Sarah]

Aww. I love Bombhead.

[Pajoon]

Who found her? On another note, I saw Bombhead, or at least, whoever plays him, in town once. He was monged out of his head.

[Ullalume]

Lee and some girl.

[...Nicole...]

yeah, it is about time
i don't like it when they drag things on to long
and erm what's his name the drun boy who pushed lenny in to the glass, well his getting quite annyoing now aswell

[Ullalume]

JUSTIN Argh...i just want to kill him.

[...Nicole...]

JUSTIN Argh...i just want to kill him.

yeah that's him. :indiff:

i really like the posh girl. i don't know her name

[Ullalume]

Bella...she obviously wants Cameron.

[Asphyxiated]

Bella...she obviously wants Cameron.
They should just get it over with and make them two get together! She's a bit of bitch.....I like her :D
Girl in my Bio class is going to be in Hollyoaks in January! She's so lucky and she's getting paid loads! She's seen the script but she isn't giving anything away :indiff:

[Zerø]

Is it just me or is it really going down hill at the moment?
Nothing seems to be happening...

[Zerø]

Well that was a strange episode...

[music]

jeez i know.....y was jambo back in.....as a ghost or somethin!? meh poor/evil/bad tony

[Zerø]

I'm hopeing that they meant the whole thing to look incredibly stupid and cheesy.

I mean the whole thing with the tiny turkey... wtf? :LOL:

[music]

:LOL: haha i know was it supposed 2 xmas day.....? was weird.........wonder how he "died" and mandy and max :confused:
hope its back 2 normal 2mrw!

[Zerø]

I imagine tomorrow will him being a changed man and giving everyone presents and the deans something to eat.

[music]

yeahand then he will be forgiven and the deans won't have tomove out etc etc

[Asphyxiated]

I missed it! I don't know what you lot are talking about but it sounds kinda interesting, yet boring

Is it just me or is it really going down hill at the moment?
Nothing seems to be happening...
I think they're throwing in way too many new characters

[Zerø]

I forgot to watch it today. :(
Will have to wait till Sunday I guess.

[...Nicole...]

I forgot to watch it today. :(
Will have to wait till Sunday I guess.

dam, so did i :(

[Grapevine]

I saw a bit of it, nothing exciting happened (although I didn't really concentrate on it, it was very boring today) so I don't think you missed much!

[daniela]

I missed it! I don't know what you lot are talking about but it sounds kinda interesting, yet boring


I think they're throwing in way too many new characters
yeah, the storylines sound like they could be interesting, but i stopped watching it months ago cos the acting is so shit, i can barely stand to watch 5 minutes of it!
if they actually cast for actors and not hot busty blondes, maybe id start watching it again....

[kev]

it was funny last night tony full of the christmas cheer :D

[Zerø]

They need another big murderer storyline.

[daniela]

They need another big murderer storyline.
did that happen then? i must have missed it...:LOL:

[Zerø]

Well there was Toby.

[glasskite]

Shit, did they just kill off Dan?

[Zerø]

It would appear so.
Didn't see that one coming...

[rageagainstmachine]

Dan was awright too. still....means Debz is gonna be back on the market!

[Zerø]

She's leaving soon though.

[glasskite]

Another cheery xmas time in chester then...

[Zerø]

For a moment I thought they were actually going to have a christmas where someone didn't die...

[rageagainstmachine]

She's leaving soon though.


awwww....Crap

[rageagainstmachine]

For a moment I thought they were actually going to have a christmas where someone didn't die...


i must admit i did feel something was gonna happen at the race track. didnt think someone would die though

[Zerø]

i must admit i did feel something was gonna happen at the race track. didnt think someone would die though I thought debbie was gonna be the one corked.

[...Nicole...]

i missed it again :rolleyes:
does anyone know what time it's on on sunday? is it 10am?

[Zerø]

Should be 10:20...

[daniela]

i missed it again :rolleyes:
does anyone know what time it's on on sunday? is it 10am?
11ish i think? i never see it cos a)i cant be arsed and b)im normally at work then. but im off for 2 weeks! yes!

[Zerø]

10:25am - 12:55pm

[Sarah]

Heh. I casually watch this & sat there unable to speak at the ending. I wasn't paying attention & then there was an explosion. Hmmm. I quite liked Dan as well.

[daniela]

missed it... was asleep til 11.30 :LOL: then forgot it was on...

[Zerø]

I wish they would have just killed all these characters off at the same time rather than having someone leave/die every 6 or so weeks in some silly non storyline.

[...Nicole...]

crap, i missed it again! :rolleyes:

[Gem]

God damn, how did Dan die?! I watched it today and was like "whaaaaa?!?!" Crazy. Although it didn't half make me cry!

[daniela]

God damn, how did Dan die?! I watched it today and was like "whaaaaa?!?!" Crazy. Although it didn't half make me cry!
car explosion i think. i missed it too!

[Asphyxiated]

What????? I miss Hollyoaks for like a week and someone dies! What the hell!

[Zerø]

God damn, how did Dan die?! I watched it today and was like "whaaaaa?!?!" Crazy. Although it didn't half make me cry! His car fecks up and makes a nasty noise.
It spins like a bitch but gets over the finish line.
He gets out, looks happy, taps the top of the car.
BOOM!

[daniela]

What????? I miss Hollyoaks for like a week and someone dies! What the hell!
thats what happens when nothing happens for ages.....you stop watching it then something does happen :LOL:

[Asphyxiated]

thats what happens when nothing happens for ages.....you stop watching it then something does happen :LOL:
I think something big happened like that the last time I stopped watching it for a bit! So typical!
Well atleast Dan died happy!

[Psychoticmonkey]

God damn, how did Dan die?! I watched it today and was like "whaaaaa?!?!" Crazy. Although it didn't half make me cry!

I always forget in the week nowadays. Have to watch the Sunday omnibus...

It's a shame about Dan, but Bombhead could make Vinnie Jones cry!