Drunk and Stoned People

[Spiral]

Recently there have been a lot of threads made by drunk or stoned people. So I thought it would be a nice idea to create a place where you can post when you're drunk or stoned! :D

No, I am not drunk at the moment! =O

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

aha, im tired

[Spiral]

aha, im tired

But not drunk or stoned. Leave! :p

[Zerø]

Anyone who is drunk at this time of the day is a bit dodgy.

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

technically yes which explains why im tired

[Spiral]

Anyone who is drunk at this time of the day is a bit dodgy.

It's not only for NOW, it's a general thread so that there won't be useless threads like "i am drunk", "i am stoned", "i candhÄ't typwje"..

[Zerø]

It's not only for NOW, it's a general thread so that there won't be useless threads like "i am drunk", "i am stoned", "i candhÄ't typwje".. It makes me laugh that when people are drunk, they managed to turn the caps lock key on and off for letters which are nowhere near the caps key.
Or manage to hold down the shift key while pressing a letter...

[Spiral]

It makes me laugh that when people are drunk, they managed to turn the caps lock key on and off for letters which are nowhere near the caps key.
Or manage to hold down the shift key while pressing a letter...

:LOL: It makes me laugh that they are able to switch on the pc at all! ^_^

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

It makes me laugh that when people are drunk, they managed to turn the caps lock key on and off for letters which are nowhere near the caps key.
Or manage to hold down the shift key while pressing a letter...


aparently beng drunk and stoned makes you smarter ;)

[Zerø]

:LOL: It makes me laugh that they are able to switch on the pc at all! ^_^ Yep.
And load up IE and insert the site url.

[Zerø]

aparently beng drunk and stoned makes you smarter ;) Smart(er) but that doesn't really account for much.

[Spiral]

Yep.
And load up IE and insert the site url.

Maybe some of them just pretend to be drunk! =O HOW evil!!

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

Maybe some of them just pretend to be drunk! =O HOW evil!!


Evil, or just.......evil?

[Spiral]

Evil, or just.......evil?

It's the pure evilness!! =O

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

It's the pure evilness!! =O

aha, defined, thankyou

[Spiral]

aha, defined, thankyou

You're welcome!

I can't wait for the firt drunk/stoned people to post here! :D I hope I won't be the first one :LOL:

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

You're welcome!

I can't wait for the firt drunk/stoned people to post here! :D I hope I won't be the first one :LOL:

oh the anticipation, i just dont think i can cope :p

[Mullin]

I am going to go and have a spliff in a mo!! I am at work and very bored so what the fuck! It is a tuesday after all!! ha ha!! and my bosses are away!! So sweeeet! Be posting here in a mo!!

[Zerø]

Aren't you just cool?

[Belly]

Aren't you just cool?


IP trace.

crimestoppers.

i want deus ex 2 with the reward dosh

[Mullin]

Aren't you just cool?

Did i say i was?........hmm no!

[Zerø]

Did i say i was?........hmm no! No, instead you posted that like you was going "Oh look at me, i'm proper hardcore."

[fleadude]

I manage to do quite alot of things while drunk... run around naked, pea in roundabouts... yep. Im a good drunk:D

[Mullin]

No, instead you posted that like you was going "Oh look at me, i'm proper hardcore."

well maybe i am!! :LOL:

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

well maybe i am!! :LOL:

maybe u are indeed

[Mort]

Recently there have been a lot of threads made by drunk or stoned people. So I thought it would be a nice idea to create a place where you can post when you're drunk or stoned! :D

Hehe, I made a thread when i was very very very pissed. What a misstake.

[Mullin]

maybe u are indeed

hmmmmmmmm...................

[Caff]

It makes me laugh that when people are drunk, they managed to turn the caps lock key on and off for letters which are nowhere near the caps key.
Or manage to hold down the shift key while pressing a letter...

Hmm well while I can agree for being totally off your face drunk [because I haven't a clue where I am nevermind what to do with PCs and such] if you're just a little tipsy/at the phase before total drunken-ness...you're still pretty aware. I remember being online tipsy once and it took me a few attempts to start the PC [I kept pressing the button on then off rapidly so got very stressed] and I kept typing URLs and generally typing incorrectly. But thank goodness for automatic log-ins and the favourites folder otherwise I wouldn't have got anywhere. It is possible...but yeah I really doubt people who claim to be "pissed"...it's just tipsyness usually.

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

Hmm well while I can agree for being totally off your face drunk [because I haven't a clue where I am nevermind what to do with PCs and such] if you're just a little tipsy/at the phase before total drunken-ness...you're still pretty aware. I remember being online tipsy once and it took me a few attempts to start the PC [I kept pressing the button on then off rapidly so got very stressed] and I kept typing URLs and generally typing incorrectly. But thank goodness for automatic log-ins and the favourites folder otherwise I wouldn't have got anywhere. It is possible...but yeah I really doubt people who claim to be "pissed"...it's just tipsyness usually.

:LOL: i liked that, i just have this vision of you sat there tryin to turn it on -

"OH MY GOD, FCKING TURN ON YOU LITTLE J*** H***SH I EOU WOHVL LKHK *****^£$%*$^&~$"

the art of conversation

[Caff]

:LOL: i liked that, i just have this vision of you sat there tryin to turn it on -

"OH MY GOD, FCKING TURN ON YOU LITTLE J*** H***SH I EOU WOHVL LKHK *****^£$%*$^&~$"

the art of conversation

HAHAHA it was kind of like that...even after just a couple of drinks I get a very foul mouth...so I remember sitting there saying things like "f**king piece of sh**e!!!" because I assumed the computer was crashing, and it wasn't my own error...silly me eh?

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

HAHAHA it was kind of like that...even after just a couple of drinks I get a very foul mouth...so I remember sitting there saying things like "f**king piece of sh**e!!!" because I assumed the computer was crashing, and it wasn't my own error...silly me eh?

not silly just really cool

[Honey Ryder]

but yeah I really doubt people who claim to be "pissed"...it's just tipsyness usually.

Ha ha, maybe not. I can remember having a rather interesting but very badly spelt, msn conversation with someone a couple of weeks ago, who shall remain nameless...

James

It can be done as we were both trollied, though I think we were both horrified about the drunken gibberish we had typed, when I sent him a copy of the conversation the next day. :rolleyes:

[Krazy Cat]

I have come on here drunk, as you know Spiral!! ;) (well Tipsy, I would say)

I've had to come on the next day to edit most of what I've said, how I manage to type I don't know, it's hard enough Sober!! :D

[Zerø]

What exactly is the point of getting drunk then coming online anyway?

[CommunistOlga]

I tend to abuse people in large AIM chats (never forums) when I'm drunk...
Nobody seems to mind, even if it is difficult to understand what I'd typed.
But it's best when you are in a voicechat thingy with a couple of people :D
I always watch the voicechat window, though, so no one's ever recorded me being silly... I'd be pretty embarrassed if I had to listen to myself in tha state...

[Mort]

What exactly is the point of getting drunk then coming online anyway?
You're bored and think its a good thing to do at the time.

[Krazy Cat]

What exactly is the point of getting drunk then coming online anyway?


I don't know?? To talk to people I suppose, and what Mort said, boredom!

[CommunistOlga]

What exactly is the point of getting drunk then coming online anyway?
I never go online drunk. I just happen to have a couple of bottles of something nearby sometimes, and leave when I start to find it difficult to aim at the keys...

[Mort]

I'd be pretty embarrassed if I had to listen to myself in tha state...
I get embarrased when i listen to recordings of myelf when i'm sober. i cant stand the sound of my own voice. its awful.

[Krazy Cat]

I never go online drunk. I just happen to have a couple of bottles of something nearby sometimes, and leave when I start to find it difficult to aim at the keys...


Yeah, me too, cause if you are too drunk then there's not point! :)

[Zerø]

I don't know?? To talk to people I suppose, and what Mort said, boredom! So you get yourself drunk, then find out you're bored and come online.

Right.

[Honey Ryder]

What exactly is the point of getting drunk then coming online anyway?

I've never had a complaint off you when we've been chatting and I'm a tad tipsy. :p

[CommunistOlga]

I get embarrased when i listen to recordings of myelf when i'm sober. i cant stand the sound of my own voice. its awful.
Aww, come on.
Many people think they sound terrible when they don't.


In any case, nothing can be worse than me over the phone... I was told twice (!) that I sounded like a guy. It was one and a half years ago, but it irritated me, badly.
Having a low-pitched voice isn't fun sometimes.

[Mort]

Aww, come on.
Many people think they sound terrible when they don't.


In any case, nothing can be worse than me over the phone... I was told twice (!) that I sounded like a guy. It was one and a half years ago, but it irritated me, badly.
Having a low-pitched voice isn't fun sometimes.
It is that bad. I can't stand it.

And you reminded me... I tried about 3 or 4 times to call you on new years and couldn't get through. Stupid mobile phones.

[Krazy Cat]

So you get yourself drunk, then find out you're bored and come online.

Right.


No! what Olga said, Have a couple of wines, whilst talking, and I said, I never come on drunk, I get tipsy, I couldn't type if I was too drunk! :)

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

So you get yourself drunk, then find out you're bored and come online.

Right.

shouldnt be bored if youre drunk! sorry for calling you strange DS

[CommunistOlga]

It is that bad. I can't stand it.

And you reminded me... I tried about 3 or 4 times to call you on new years and couldn't get through. Stupid mobile phones.
Argh, I know, calling people is hell on New Year's Eve/Day.
I couldn't get through to anyone until about 3 am :\

[Mort]

Argh, I know, calling people is hell on New Year's Eve/Day.
I couldn't get through to anyone until about 3 am :\
Aye, but it was new years my time... so I tried ringing between 12:30-2:00am my time. That would have been 4:00-6:00pm you're time. Shouldnt have had any problems.

[CommunistOlga]

Aye, but it was new years my time... so I tried ringing between 12:30-2:00am my time. That would have been 4:00-6:00pm you're time. Shouldnt have had any problems.
*Shrug*
Bah, it's all one big conspiracy... Don't think about it.

[Mort]

*Shrug*
Bah, it's all one big conspiracy... Don't think about it.
True, plus it was 4 months ago. Ah well, once I get some credit for my phone, I'll give you a call and a late Happy New Years.

[CommunistOlga]

True, plus it was 4 months ago. Ah well, once I get some credit for my phone, I'll give you a call and a late Happy New Years.
It's a deal :D

[Mort]

It's a deal :D
Ace!
Right... now when am i likely to get more phone credit... ummm... probably sometime near New Years... D'OH!

[CommunistOlga]

Ace!
Right... now when am i likely to get more phone credit... ummm... probably sometime near New Years... D'OH!
I'll wait :LOL:
Or you could just get yourself a microphone and make a recording of your jolly self sending me belated New Year greetings.

[Mort]

I'll wait :LOL:
Or you could just get yourself a microphone and make a recording of your jolly self sending me belated New Year greetings.
When you decide to be on msn at the same time as me... and when i have the money to buy a mic.

[CommunistOlga]

When you decide to be on msn at the same time as me... and when i have the money to buy a mic.
Eugh, I don't like MSN...
I'll log on at the same time as you someday. Just give me a shout when you've got the mic :p

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

When you decide to be on msn at the same time as me... and when i have the money to buy a mic.


you want a decent one or crap one?

[=-=Shastasheen=-=]

When you decide to be on msn at the same time as me... and when i have the money to buy a mic.


you want a decent one or crap one?

[Mort]

Eugh, I don't like MSN...
I'll log on at the same time as you someday. Just give me a shout when you've got the mic :p
MSn the best out of all the instant messengers in my opinion. And fair enough once I get a mic I'll give you a call.

[Caff]

What exactly is the point of getting drunk then coming online anyway?

I had come in from the pub when I did it. I thought "shit I haven't checked my emails" and then people started talking to me so I kind of stayed longer than I intended. If drinking at the PC I tend to only have a couple of glasses of something and that's it.

[Zerø]

I had come in from the pub when I did it. I thought "shit I haven't checked my emails" and then people started talking to me so I kind of stayed longer than I intended. If drinking at the PC I tend to only have a couple of glasses of something and that's it. What a way to finish up an evening...

[Caff]

What a way to finish up an evening...

Yes because you're out everynight clubbing until the early hours clearly... :rolleyes: .

[Zerø]

Of course.
It's the cool thing to do after all.

[glasskite]

I'm just that addicted to the internet it becomes a reflex reaction to flick my computer on as soon as i get home.

[mally]

I'm just that addicted to the internet it becomes a reflex reaction to flick my computer on as soon as i get home.

oOoh, ditto. :o

[Spiral]

Tonight I will be drunk.. :D

[Caro]

I don't get drunk, I just converse with drunken people, for exploitation and blackmail reasons. :D

[Spiral]

I don't get drunk, I just converse with drunken people, for exploitation and blackmail reasons. :D

Damn, that's clever!! What a pity I am alcohol addicted already.. >_< If I see drunk people I have to get drunk as well, it's great not to have a car! :LOL:

J/K of course. v_v

But that blackmail thing.. :D *keeps it in mind*

[TisWas]

Anyone who is drunk at this time of the day is a bit dodgy.

And very imature if they need to bost about it in their special thread.

[TisWas]

Tonight I will be drunk.. :D

Tonight i will have a wank.

[Krazy Cat]

Tonight i will have a wank.


That's very kind of you to share that with us!! :p

[TisWas]

That's very kind of you to share that with us!! :p

No problem.

[Spiral]

And very imature if they need to bost about it in their special thread.

I wanted to avoid spam. :D

[TisWas]

I wanted to avoid spam. :D

Why didn't you post in Jo's drunk topic then moron?

[Spiral]

Why didn't you post in Jo's drunk topic then moron?

'Cause I was drunk buggaaa.

[TisWas]

'Cause I was drunk buggaaa.

Cos you're thick as fuck thats why.

[Spiral]

Cos you're thick as fuck thats why.

Naaaah, not really. You don't know me - don't judge. ^_^

[TisWas]

Naaaah, not really. You don't know me - don't judge. ^_^

Judging from the board you are.

[Spiral]

Judging from the board you are.

No I am not. :)

[TisWas]

No I am not. :)

Yes your are.

[Spiral]

Yes your are.

Okay. Why?

[Spiral]

Uh-huh. I see. I am not! :p

[Nancuk]

Hate it when you wake up and still feel pissed and just generally shit. I'm off to drink a pint of water.

[Mullin]

Hate it when you wake up and still feel pissed and just generally shit. I'm off to drink a pint of water.

Yup yup i hate that!! But downing a pint of water now would make me puke!!

[siblers]

Recently there have been a lot of threads made by drunk or stoned people. So I thought it would be a nice idea to create a place where you can post when you're drunk or stoned! :D

No, I am not drunk at the moment! =O
the last time i was drunk was last july and i have never smoked and never will

[Nancuk]

Yup yup i hate that!! But downing a pint of water now would make me puke!!

hmm..not sure how much good it did me. I might just eat something. argh I have to do an essay on The Tempest still pissed. I am in no state to read frikkin Shakespeare.

[Spiral]

the last time i was drunk was last july and i have never smoked and never will

Oh very good! I don't smoke either, I find it disgusting! Last time I drunk was.. yesterday, I was in a pub where they had damn cheap Desperados! =O =O

[Belly]

smokin and drinkin is something you do after you've done your work.

never b4, that leads to bad places.

[siblers]

Oh very good! I don't smoke either, I find it disgusting! Last time I drunk was.. yesterday, I was in a pub where they had damn cheap Desperados! =O =O
ive been wated once, and slightly tipsy the other time, ive been sober any other time ive gone drinking, lucky for me i can hold my drink, but i always figured drinking was bad enough but smokinh as well is just stupid

[Brigitta]

Oohh "look at me im so drunk and stoned and i want everyone on the internet to know i'm so cool" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Mullin]

smokin and drinkin is something you do after you've done your work.

never b4, that leads to bad places.

This is very true!! did it once!! never again!!

[Spiral]

Oohh "look at me im so drunk and stoned and i want everyone on the internet to know i'm so cool" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

=D Indeed!

[Caro]

Damn, that's clever!! What a pity I am alcohol addicted already.. >_< If I see drunk people I have to get drunk as well, it's great not to have a car! :LOL:

J/K of course. v_v

But that blackmail thing.. :D *keeps it in mind*

Yes, I know, I'm a genius... Remember to thank me with with large wads of cash when you are exploiting millions from someone. :D

[Spiral]

Yes, I know, I'm a genius... Remember to thank me with with large wads of cash when you are exploiting millions from someone. :D

Um.. can you remind me of it then? I have such a bad memory! :'(

[Caro]

Um.. can you remind me of it then? I have such a bad memory! :'(

*Sticks yellow post-it note with reminder onto Spiral's forehead*

[Spiral]

*Sticks yellow post-it note with reminder onto Spiral's forehead*

Hmpf.. but I can't read what's written on my forehead! :'(

[Simone]

Oohh "look at me im so drunk and stoned and i want everyone on the internet to know i'm so cool" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

why do you have to be such a whore about everything?
god, just kill yourself.

(i don't care much for this thread, but if I was gonna make fun of it, i'd try to think of something clever)

[Simone]

Actually, this thread is appropriate. I kinda like the idea. But i'm not drunk, so i'll leave now.

[brokenbliss]

I wish I was here last night. I got absolutely mackered last night and I've been nursing a sore head all day.

[Shotdown]

If people are drunk, chances are they wont post in this thread, to busy goin woooo and weeeee and falling off their chair and spaming other threads. Causing them to make more, leaving this thread to the sober people, becoming the only sober thread on the site. Maybe

[The Madeleine]

If people are drunk, chances are they wont post in this thread, to busy goin woooo and weeeee and falling off their chair and spaming other threads. Causing them to make more, leaving this thread to the sober people, becoming the only sober thread on the site. Maybe
the only real solution would be for all of us to get drunk and smoke some cones

[Spiral]

If people are drunk, chances are they wont post in this thread, to busy goin woooo and weeeee and falling off their chair and spaming other threads. Causing them to make more, leaving this thread to the sober people, becoming the only sober thread on the site. Maybe

In this case it wasn't that bad to make the thread. :D

[glasskite]

Have all the drunken and stoned little kiddies gone back to school? cos theres definately been a lack of activity in here...

[Caro]

Hmpf.. but I can't read what's written on my forehead! :'(

You have two choices then:

1) take the yellow post-it note off your head and read it
2) read it by looking at it on your forehead in the mirror. This involves the art of reading backwards. :D

[Calico]

Recently there have been a lot of threads made by drunk or stoned people. So I thought it would be a nice idea to create a place where you can post when you're drunk or stoned! :D

whoo power the the peep *rolls* *lights* *smokes* *passes*

[brokenbliss]

Have all the drunken and stoned little kiddies gone back to school? cos theres definately been a lack of activity in here...

Here in Oz they don't go back till Tuesday. Bastards.

[Sexcellent]

i love ryan and he wont read this cos i dunnowher he is but i love him and you all are really fuunny too i love you alll even though i nebvr met you











ill say sorry 2moro
o fuck==

[Branny]

and found this gem of a thread.......... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Shinybiscuit]

I'm not drunk. :(

I have alcohol poisoning. :( :(
It is the single most least fun EVER.

[Branny]

I empathize.............
((((((shinybiscuit))))))

[Shinybiscuit]

Thanks. At least I get SOME sympathy, even though it is my own doing :LOL:

Word to the wise - No matter HOW drunk you are, no matter HOW MUCH somebody dares you to, DON'T DRINK A PINT OF SOUTHERN COMFORT. :(

[Branny]

Thanks. At least I get SOME sympathy, even though it is my own doing :LOL:

Word to the wise - No matter HOW drunk you are, no matter HOW MUCH somebody dares you to, DON'T DRINK A PINT OF SOUTHERN COMFORT. :(


:eek:
Yikes.
Southern Comfort?
A pint ? :eek:

Feel MUCH better........ ;)

[Shinybiscuit]

Yup. A pint.
Bloody stupid. AND then I came home and ate paracetomols becasue my tummy hurt. I am so retarded, I could have DIED, Lucky I didn't. Well, not really. It was like, 8 tablets. But still.
I coulda.

[Jirado]

Ugh, beer.

<3 Melon Schnapps.

[Sid]

Thanks. At least I get SOME sympathy, even though it is my own doing :LOL:

Word to the wise - No matter HOW drunk you are, no matter HOW MUCH somebody dares you to, DON'T DRINK A PINT OF SOUTHERN COMFORT. :(


theres no fear of that happening.

i can barely manage one shot of it diluted with a shit load of mixer.

Hate the stuff.

But Thats hell of a lot fo spirit even if you do like it :D

JEEZ...YOU HARD CORE LIL CRAZY THING :D

[Shinybiscuit]

theres no fear of that happening.

i can barely manage one shot of it diluted with a shit load of mixer.

Hate the stuff.

But Thats hell of a lot fo spirit even if you do like it :D

JEEZ...YOU HARD CORE LIL CRAZY THING :D

Nope. just incredibly stupid and regretting it, ever so much so :LOL:

[Sid]

Nope. just incredibly stupid and regretting it, ever so much so :LOL:


haha,well you live and learn :LOL:

[kev]

hahaha alcohol poisoning bless!

[Stecloud]

I'm prety drunk so thought this thread was ideal.

[breaking_porcelain]

I want to get stoned now :(

[Shinybiscuit]

hahaha alcohol poisoning bless!

Heh. :$

I woke up and STILL I AM ILLLLL :(
What's with that?

[San]

i was a bit drunk last night, and now i wish i kept my msn convos :unsure:

[Chris]

fuckung hell



im too drink to ne on intermet

[Clunge]

LOL!

[because]

stop getting drunk on your own at home, it's dangerous, go out and have a drink with your mates. Go to a party, a club, or a gig, somewhere normal to get drunk.

It's waay to early to be back home anyway, go back out, find a bus station, shout, leer, step away from keyboard

[Chris]

meh bit like, y needded a lift home


and this was when it ledt

[Clunge]

LOL

[Tom]

LOL!

what are you DOING?

[:James:]

I SPY A NEW DRINKING THREAD!!! :p

[Chris]

wtdvgggcfff

[Tom]

wtdvgggcfff

You're drunk on the internet. Really warrants a thread! :p

Go to sleep.

[Clunge]

ALCOLOL!

lol

[Ducky101]

ALCOLOL!

lol

haha ok.. i just lol'd at your spam.... i really am bored :stunned:

[Chaos Is Me!]

stop getting drunk on your own at home, it's dangerous, go out and have a drink with your mates. Go to a party, a club, or a gig, somewhere normal to get drunk.

It's waay to early to be back home anyway, go back out, find a bus station, shout, leer, step away from keyboard

I've been out and 'im back home now. Some girl asked me if i was oli sykes, it made my day.

[Wowee Zowee]

I've been out and 'im back home now. Some girl asked me if i was oli sykes, it made my day.
I asked if you were gay.

and you said yes

what a day.

[Wowee Zowee]

fuckung hell



im too drink to ne on intermet
^

Cunt.

[Caff]

Chris this is so beneath you!

[CelticKnight]

I thought the thread title was Latin...

[Clunge]

ME 2

[she_had_a_username]

Msn just now:

Chris says:
bge2u
Chris says:
gello
Chris says:
gek
Chris says:
gett
Charlotte says:
:confused:
Chris says:
helli
Chris says:
heelllloo*
Chris says:
zippwabv fsn
Charlotte says:
hiya
Charlotte says:
drunkard
Chris says:
tAG
Chris says:
and
Chris says:
whatevee
Chris says:
rr
Charlotte says:
absolutely

[Josh =/]

Twats.

[Wowee Zowee]

ME 2
uuef efww wwanaaaaaa afigghgghhttt ttwettttt

[Clunge]

lol!

[because]

haad 2 muuchh too drinken!

FUCCCC

[Chris]

Chris this is so beneath you!

i look down on you



charlotte, that was like privtw convo

[Caff]

ME 2

That made me think of the episode of Red Dwarf by the same name.

[Clunge]

Im hghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhunky, lol

[Clunge]

lol!

[Caff]

i look down on you



charlotte, that was like privtw convo

You have to look up to look down? Cos I'm looking down on you :eek:

[Chris]

You have to look up to look down? Cos I'm looking down on you :eek:

:(

[Ducky101]

Im hghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhunky, lol

:stunned:

Morphine?

[Chris]

shit up farm buy

[Chaos Is Me!]

lol!

your not funny and you never will be so stop trying.

[Wowee Zowee]

Hello.

[Clunge]

SUP?

[Steven]

Fucking hell!!!

Me too!!:eek:

[peaches]

:eek: :stunned:

[Wowee Zowee]

Would you like a lemonade?

[Chizzleface]

You're so solid.

Burns inside of me

[Clunge]

lol

[Steven]

I want to see lula's dinkle.

[Nattywba]

Hello.

woo! well done and hello

[Chris]

you are not funny

try again at life

[Ducky101]

heh :happy:
Anyone else?

[Tom]

Baaaa.

http://sheepandgoat.com/images/diseases/parasitizedlamb1.JPG

[peaches]

lawlz, you won't remember this in the morning.

[Chaos Is Me!]

LOL

i bet if i post something really randomz and funny like that in every thread it'll be so epic and everyone will love me.

[Clunge]

LOL!

[Tom]

LOL

i bet if i post something really randomz and funny like that in every thread it'll be so epic and everyone will love me.

too late

[Nattywba]

heh :happy:
Anyone else?

drunk or lulas dinkle?? :stunned:

[Caro]

Since we're posting msn...

Chris says:
hklo
Chris says:
hello
Caro: We all have something that digs at us, at least we dig each other... says:
Hey
Chris says:
hjp arw yoiu?
Caro: We all have something that digs at us, at least we dig each other... says:
I'm cool. Bored though. You're drunk, haha. I can tell. Good night?
Chris says:
im not drunk
Chris says:
wpp
Chris says:
it was ok
Chris says:
drank lots
Chris says:
had to come hom etoo warly

[Clunge]

too late
troo

[pubicmage]

pornogenic sheep?

[Steven]

drunk or lulas dinkle?? :stunned:

Both would be fantastich.

[Chris]

my unsober thread is so good it spwaned 4 spin offs

[Caff]

:(

Awww you know I didn't mean it!

[Clunge]

mo' fo's'

'' ' ' ''

[Ducky101]

Since we're posting msn...

Chris says:
hklo
Chris says:
hello
Caro: We all have something that digs at us, at least we dig each other... says:
Hey
Chris says:
hjp arw yoiu?
Caro: We all have something that digs at us, at least we dig each other... says:
I'm cool. Bored though. You're drunk, haha. I can tell. Good night?
Chris says:
im not drunk
Chris says:
wpp
Chris says:
it was ok
Chris says:
drank lots
Chris says:
had to come hom etoo warly

haha class. :LOL:

[Nattywba]

Both would be fantastich.

:stunned:

[Tom]

Hello.

pol im nott

[Steven]

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/175/641_Screw%20You.jpg

[Ducky101]

Both would be fantastich.

heh :happy:

Count me in

[Caff]

You...


LOSER!
:p

[pubicmage]

6 legged cow

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/03_Genetic/3_Genetic.pics/031013.6-legged.cow.jpg

[Tom]

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/175/641_Screw%20You.jpg

Thanks a lot.

:(

[Clunge]

YEH!

[Steven]

Blatantly faking the drunk thing. Loser.

[Chaos Is Me!]

too late

it was sarcasm

[Steven]

:happy:

[CelticKnight]

YEH!

You're trying too hard.

http://i11.tinypic.com/42ssa5u.gif

[peaches]

*confuzled face*

erm...:LOL:

[Wowee Zowee]

st title.

[Clunge]

it was sarcasm
haha, conformist, lol!

[Steven]

:stunned:

I REALLY want to know what Lula's dinkle is. If it's drunk as well then that just adds to the excitement.

ooo I'm so excited :happy:

problem with that?

[Clunge]

Nope, I'm going to bed :happy: .

[Tom]

:happy:

no :(

[Clunge]

oh yeah?

[Steven]

whats a longe.

[Tom]

it was sarcasm

mine wasn't.

[Clunge]

penis?

[Steven]

:supertong ?

[Clunge]

merg'd, un-lol :( /

[Tom]

This thread looks safe from (I assume) Caff's wrath... FOR NOW!

[Steven]

penis?

I'd guess that.

Why would he use threads to construct a penis though? IT. JUST. DOESN'T. MAKE. SENSE.

:(

[Chizzleface]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay5.jpg

[because]

i'm ttttrrripipiiing on ELL ESSS DEEE


FUKUKUKUKK

FUCK, MY MIND IS MELTINGINGNG :eek: :eek:
:eek:
:LOL:
:p :happy:
:eek:
:$
:rolleyes:
:eek:
:mad:

[Clunge]

Too far man, too far!

[Ducky101]

does anyone find this really entertaining :LOL:

[Steven]

Everyone loves homo milk with their cereal.

[Clunge]

lol

Yeah.

No.

[Steven]

does anyone find this really entertaining :LOL:

Not really.

Lula is cleary a numpty.

[Tom]

yeah

[Wowee Zowee]

i did make the longest title ever.

i should be in the book of world records.

[Ducky101]

numpty with a big dinkle..

[Clunge]

I decalre dis da besteestest fredder, eva

[Steven]

Jesus christ. Am I tripping or are all the threads becoming one.

It's confuzzling :(

[Caff]

Jesus christ. Am I tripping or are all the threads becoming one.

It's confuzzling :(

You're tripping.

[Steven]

You're tripping.

Is that the role of a mod?

To imitate 'trips'.

[Chaos Is Me!]

Blatantly faking the drunk thing. Loser.

haha

[Steven]

Exactly.

[Tom]

This one didn't get merged? This was the worst of the lot!

[Chizzleface]

Removed for taste and decency reasons :D

Though Fuzz would have left it...

[Tom]

This one didn't get merged? This was the worst of the lot!

*eats words*

[Steven]

Ew. Rat penis!

[Ducky101]

That's so inconcievabley wrong. :stunned:

[Steven]

I'll have to disagree, it really is quite conceivable.

[Ducky101]

I'll have to disagree, it really is quite conceivable.

you're conceivable.

[Steven]

Thanks :happy:

So are you! *ruffles hair*

WOW. IM TIRED. G'night.

[Chris]

I feel ill.

[Wowee Zowee]

I'm stoned, but I'm ill and have work to do, so I have an excuse. Why is Liverpool full of Spanish students?
Because Liverpool FC is full of Spanish players?

[incubism]

I'm stoned, but I'm ill and have work to do, so I have an excuse. Why is Liverpool full of Spanish students?

really? I've never seen any.. plentiful Chinese and Germans though

[Wowee Zowee]

really? I've never seen any.. plentiful Chinese and Germans though
And plenty of Arsenal fans today! as we're playing Liverpool! and beating them:D

[incubism]

And plenty of Arsenal fans today! as we're playing Liverpool! and beating them:D

no youre not! I'll be in the pub cheering, and my undying support will lead to victory I'm afraid :p

[incubism]

Was staying at a mates' flat up the top of Liverpool Lime St, past the Spar, the big circle of flats (Brownlow Hill). Must have been about 200 Spaniards living there, last night, quite a few skateboarding.

that place looks well dodgy..

[Wowee Zowee]

no youre not! I'll be in the pub cheering, and my undying support will lead to victory I'm afraid :p
Beat them 3-0 afew months ago and we'll do the same again:p

[BOD]

drinkgin gmaes = fuckgn bad idea

jesus fucking christ

i like... was passed out on the sofa... coudlnt sit up with ougt feeling sick ... i eventually lifted yself to the bathroom to spit in the toilet... then i got walked hoem by my mate... and now im sat here and i have a pizza in the oven and im so fucking wrecekd... ughghgh hits hosrribble


no no no never playin drinking games gaianfdakcm,

[dwydav]

I fall under both categories :D

I was at a mate's house and we were all really hungry after a doobie and I was feeling creative so I got some peppers, onions and chicken Fillets he had and chopped em all up and made us all a nice stirfry chicken :LOL: it was so good!

And then we got pissed and played Pro Evo 6 :LOL:

[Chizzleface]

drinkgin gmaes = fuckgn bad idea

jesus fucking christ

i like... was passed out on the sofa... coudlnt sit up with ougt feeling sick ... i eventually lifted yself to the bathroom to spit in the toilet... then i got walked hoem by my mate... and now im sat here and i have a pizza in the oven and im so fucking wrecekd... ughghgh hits hosrribble


no no no never playin drinking games gaianfdakcm,

I was ill from drinking games in ibiza a few years ago...we went to this bar where every time you bought 4 bottles of bud you got a litre bottle of tequila. So we played drinking games with the tequila, which I played to lose. I ended up staggering to the bog, throwing up everywhere and then going to the bar, telling them someone had barfed all over the place then carried on drinking :LOL:

I blacked out soon afterwards :stunned: :D

[BOD]

I was ill from drinking games in ibiza a few years ago...we went to this bar where every time you bought 4 bottles of bud you got a litre bottle of tequila. So we played drinking games with the tequila, which I played to lose. I ended up staggering to the bog, throwing up everywhere and then going to the bar, telling them someone had barfed all over the place then carried on drinking :LOL:

I blacked out soon afterwards :stunned: :D
how rhe fuck did you carry onderinmi

jhang on

hoq did u carruy on drinking

[Chizzleface]

how rhe fuck did you carry onderinmi

jhang on

hoq did u carruy on drinking

Throwing up sobered me up a little. I've no idea what time I stopped drinking but I woke up with numerous stories of how my mates had to drag me back to the hotel :LOL:

Oh and I had bruises all the way up my arms.

[BOD]

Throwing up sobered me up a little. I've no idea what time I stopped drinking but I woke up with numerous stories of how my mates had to drag me back to the hotel :LOL:

Oh and I had bruises all the way up my arms.
god. im never doing this again/////// its horrible

[Juuso]

i am rdrunk and I am at my teams sauna night. I thrwe keihäs and our team won. So, fuckinjg good! So I just have to say that you're all hjot and stuff.

[James]

Alcohol and drugs are the best.

[Beast Love]

i am rdrunk and I am at my teams sauna night. I thrwe keihäs and our team won. So, fuckinjg good! So I just have to say that you're all hjot and stuff.

awwwwwww

[Juuso]

I has a headache. :(

[CottonCandy]

i am rdrunk and I am at my teams sauna night. I thrwe keihäs and our team won. So, fuckinjg good! So I just have to say that you're all hjot and stuff.

Keihäs. Awww. :LOL:

[Caro]

I[m suppose to post in hereee but I'f already been in bantrew. Opps. Oh ew;;ll, the my00se boardcle rockksssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz., :D

[Suzie.]

so so blown right now.

i thought it would help ease the pain of Prison Break finishing up forever

but i was wrong

[Emmy]

I really should have found this thread last night, I was so stoned, my legs didn't feel real :LOL: I couldn't walk properly at all.
One of the best house parties i've ever been to.

[Tedward Bear]

I really should have found this thread last night, I was so stoned, my legs didn't feel real :LOL: I couldn't walk properly at all.
One of the best house parties i've ever been to.

DRUGS R BADZ!

[Emmy]

DRUGS R BADZ!

Meh :p