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Mona
28-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Hey guys !
Quite cool with this international thing..
To everyone in Sweden:

Hörni, hur är det med er?
Det måste finnas NÅGON mer i Sverige som avgudar Muse lika mycket som jag..


(Hey, how are you? There must be SOMEONE in Sweden who worship Muse as much as I do.. :D)

Elouan
29-04-2005, 11:27 AM
Jag alskar Sverige! :D

Mona
29-04-2005, 04:28 PM
Haha Sverige äger :D

Elouan
29-04-2005, 09:04 PM
Jag vill lara mig Svenska! :D

Mona
30-04-2005, 10:03 AM
det är lätt att prata svenska :)

KingArthur
03-05-2005, 07:57 AM
Hello!!
I'm an italian boy and I wish you visit my website. I play guitar in a muse cover band called "thorn of insanity". www.thornofinsanity.tk in this site you can see come pics of our gigs and a list of mp3 you can download.
Thanx!!
Bye,
Arthur.

Mona
06-05-2005, 06:41 PM
KingArthur I'll do that.
ever been to Sweden? ;D

If your band'll become famous, and come to Sweden, I'll be there to watch you :D

SWEDEN IS REALLY COOL !
And I'm not just saying that because I live here.
Anyone been to Sweden before?

tjej
14-05-2005, 11:57 PM
KingArthur I'll do that.
ever been to Sweden? ;D

If your band'll become famous, and come to Sweden, I'll be there to watch you :D

SWEDEN IS REALLY COOL !
And I'm not just saying that because I live here.
Anyone been to Sweden before?
*is going to Sweden in July*

woo!

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 12:27 AM
Du drar ju fan upp Sveriges rykte, det gillar vi inte.

tjej
15-05-2005, 12:34 AM
Du drar ju fan upp Sveriges rykte, det gillar vi inte.
are you talaring ghetto again?

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 12:40 AM
Fan heller shonne, men när vi gittar till Vårbronx ska vi baxa så jävla mycket mobiler och sen aina får se i månen efter oss och paran, fattar du guzzen, walla jag lovar?

Fan va kefft, jag ska axa och sova och snorta kola, jalla bai stekar-svenne.

tjej
15-05-2005, 12:45 AM
fridlyst korovkiosk.

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 12:51 AM
Ah, ca sera cool, ben tu sais, c'n'est pas korovkiosk, c'est korvkiosk, comprende dziewczynka? Merde je suis fatigué moi, après mes aventures ghettos. I'll do fuck all to keep this thread even remotely Swedish. Bloody Inuits.

tjej
15-05-2005, 12:54 AM
Ah, ca sera cool, ben tu sais, c'n'est pas korovkiosk, c'est korvkiosk, comprende dziewczynka? Merde je suis fatigué moi, après mes aventures ghettos. I'll do fuck all to keep this thread even remotely Swedish. Bloody Inuits.
Peut-être que vous êtes un peut.. betrunken?

Tu weisst, that svenska bardzo dobry is.

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 12:58 AM
Non, tutti fuct up jest, ja tolko find Szwecija pretty fucking diflas, ale ja bardzo chce byc betrunken off mes tits. Svenska is diflas too.

tjej
15-05-2005, 01:05 AM
:LOL: Il faut que Sie i gwely mynd! Ah drunken <3

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 01:14 AM
Ah, sí, mae hi'n wir na ddylen ni wrthwynebu'r penderfyniad 'ma. Pam na ddoi di draw pnawn heno, ti'n edrych yn iach iawn dyddiau 'ma?

tjej
15-05-2005, 01:16 AM
Ah, sí, mae hi'n wir na ddylen ni wrthwynebu'r penderfyniad 'ma. Pam na ddoi di draw pnawn heno, ti'n edrych yn iach iawn dyddiau 'ma?
I am SO ashamed to say that I am completely stumped by that.

My welsh is SO rusty. :'( *stupid saesneg*

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 03:50 PM
*The shame*

tjej
15-05-2005, 07:10 PM
Cay dy geg :P

Mona
15-05-2005, 08:33 PM
Seriöst, vad snackar ni om?
Svenska är ju hett. Eller nej, men ändå.
Ghettosvenska skrämmer mig.

Vous etes tres bête mais vous etes amusant aussi.

tjej
15-05-2005, 08:39 PM
Seriöst, vad snackar ni om?
Svenska är ju hett. Eller nej, men ändå.
Ghettosvenska skrämmer mig.

Vous etes tres bête mais vous etes amusant aussi.
Bête?! Hé mon coeur tendre! Vous avez tort.

Olof Palme talar svenska. Han kom visslande på vägen.

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 09:14 PM
Visslingen blev hans död.

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 09:17 PM
Cadwch Cymru yn lan. Danfonwch y sbwriel i Loegr! Ffwl.

Elouan
15-05-2005, 09:22 PM
Jag alskar Mando Diao! :D :D :D

tjej
15-05-2005, 09:24 PM
nid yw cymru ar werth!

rhyddid!

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 09:32 PM
Sure it isn't, I'll give you 200 sheep for it. And 500 burning Mando Diao albums. deal?

tjej
15-05-2005, 09:35 PM
Sure it isn't, I'll give you 200 sheep for it. And 500 burning Mando Diao albums. deal?
With an offer like that, I'll throw in my mother too.

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 09:39 PM
Oh goodie. You can have Sweden too. Hell, take two, and I'll have yer ma. Gotcha there ffwl! Ahahaha! :cool:

tjej
15-05-2005, 09:53 PM
Bonus! *does a little dance*

Be kind to her, she's a bit... stupid. (Although she comes fully house trained.)

Krasnojarsk
15-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Oh that's a plus. Is there a de-toryfication kit included?

tjej
15-05-2005, 09:58 PM
Oh that's a plus. Is there a de-toryfication kit included?
Just tell her that Thatcher's coming back, but this time she's bigger and she's socialist.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 05:31 AM
Ye Thatcherites by name, lend an ear! *sings to Rhian's mother*

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:45 AM
I saw two shooting stars last night.
I wished on them, but they were only satellites, is it wrong to wish on space hardware, I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care... :happy:

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:46 AM
I don't see why we shouldn't turn this into the singing thread... :happy:

I don't wan't to change the world, etc.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:50 AM
Bow down, the Master of Oboe Reed Making is upon you!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/522c49d4.jpg

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 12:40 PM
New mascarar inni ffwl "...the scabs hide their faces in shame!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/51a73709.jpg

tjej
16-05-2005, 05:27 PM
Have you gone for a volumising one? Looks good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/d434bddf.jpg

Single reed > double.

Waiting for the walking green, across the street he stood and he played real good on his claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarinet, for free.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 05:50 PM
Nah, tis some multiplying thingie.

*Laughs at puny reed*

Please put your tongue away, a little higher and we're well away!

tjej
16-05-2005, 06:06 PM
Puny? PUNY? *clouts over head with it*

18 months hard labour seems fair enough.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 06:11 PM
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME! AND I KNOW BECAUSE SHE SAID SO!

*yells over roof tops*

tjej
16-05-2005, 06:15 PM
It's the EYE OF THE TIGER dum dum something do doo.

*cackles*

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 06:25 PM
I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality! *girlish voice* :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 06:32 PM
I've not heard that song for yeaars.

Better pray for your sins, cause the Gay Messiah's coming...

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 06:36 PM
I'm looking for some words to call my ooooooown, worn-out phrases and a hand-me-doooooown!!!

I just had to go and download some Savage Garden t'other day, ahh those were gay times :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 06:42 PM
I want to run through the jungle the wind in my hair and the sand at my feet ... awooooooooooooooooogah

Thems were the days.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 06:47 PM
Sweet Mother Jesus of Manitoba, that's gay!

http://www.geocities.com/vivekcog/Pictures/Together/pictog_07.jpg

tjej
16-05-2005, 06:52 PM
I see that gay, and raise you.

http://www.platinumabba.com/Assets/Platinum%20ABBA%20bow.gif
:LOL: they aren't even real.

Not long till Eurovision. Wooo!

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 06:56 PM
I fold. One more person mentioning the Eurovision and I'll go shoot meself in Kew Gardens. Honest.

*Listens to Andrea Bocelli* Surely the ace of spades in gay poker? Coooooon te partirooooooooo! :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 07:00 PM
The contest of songs which cannot be named is a wonderful thing. :rolleyes: I have a good mind to videotape it for you, so you can appreciate it in its full Terry Wogan commentary glory.

I have the most wonderful duet with Andrea Bocelli and Bryn Terfel. <3

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm guessing Terry Wogan, in fact, any British TV host makes TV better thousand-fold.

Ooh, Bryn! Is it good? Can't beat 'Con te partiro' can it? :$

I'm happy about the way this thread has evolved :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 07:11 PM
He's so funny. He has these amazing one-liners every year. I just watch it for him. You should listen to his Radio 2 show sometime if you can. Brilliant.

http://www.merricksmedia.co.uk/pages/magazines/celebrityhomes/site/imgs/issue05imgs/proms/terrywogan.jpg

Ooh, it is pretty amazing. I'm sure it could beat it. Only cause Bryn's from the north. I'll send it to ye at some point, using the powers of the dial up.

Ni får inte bryta kvistar från levande träd. :indiff:

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 08:04 PM
Ooh, he looks ace!

No breaking branches, that's worse than murder over here. Quick! Divert the attention from Sweden! Look! Botswana!

tjej
16-05-2005, 08:16 PM
He is *swoons*

Den gamla damen fattade intresse för pojken. Skandalös.

Hah I love my Swedish book, it's so useless

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 08:18 PM
That book is kinkeh!

tjej
16-05-2005, 08:24 PM
lite för mycket :rolleyes:

*sends book off to a convent*

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 08:28 PM
Sosvovenonsoskoka boböckokeror kokanon aloldodrorigog vovarora foföror sosnonusoskokigoga! :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 08:33 PM
Bönderna ägde själva sin jord.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 08:41 PM
*Burns a peasant village*

tjej
16-05-2005, 08:45 PM
*watches Blackpool go up in flames in the distance*

Ahh how the tower glows in the light of the fire.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 08:46 PM
<3 Come burn John's shopping as well. Do it while I'm away, remember, in 24 hours, I'll be dancing with Antony...<3

tjej
16-05-2005, 08:52 PM
Oh the insane jealousy! Take lots of photographs, I beg you *begs*. I may go and see him in June, with it being on the day of me last hexam... if I can get someone to go with me. Walking down Oxford Road in the dark on your own is not nice. <3 Rusholme and Moss Side being not too far from it.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 08:54 PM
I'd kill to see Rusholme in the dark.

I'll try to take pics, I'll see if I dare take me digital camera...Malmö is one big ghetto mind you! Otherwise I might get some recycable cameroids.

tjej
16-05-2005, 08:57 PM
You'd be killed if you're in Rusholme in the dark.

Rusholme at Eid - MEGA scary.

How can Malmö be a Ghetto? Look at that BOODIFUL ö ahhh.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:03 PM
Ahaha, Rusholme during Eid, I can only dream <3

Malmö may have a nice ö, but the real ghetto is the suburb of Rosengård...and that has an å!

tjej
16-05-2005, 09:11 PM
Pelle, you're breaking my Swedish loving heart here. How can ANYWHERE with an å be a ghetto. :'( *sobs quietly*

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:16 PM
The 'ghetto' of Jönköping is Råslätt as well :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 09:18 PM
*note to self, avoid Swedish places with å*

Much as it breaks my heart.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:23 PM
Aww, the place we spent all our summers as kids was Ånö...maybe that'll cheer you up :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 09:26 PM
My faith in Sweden is still devo-o-o-out.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:32 PM
*Dances*

Oh dear Lord my hair is in the way of all my dancing adventures. I'm having my brother-in-lag chopping some off this week. :happy:

Ice waaaaaater for bloooood, with neither heart or spiiiiiine, and then juuuuust to paaass tiiime, let us go and rob the bliiiiiind!

What to be done with heeeeeer, I ask myself: what to be saaaaaaid of heeer ooooooh!

*Dances legs down to knees*

tjej
16-05-2005, 09:37 PM
*flails flowers about*

aahwooooowowowow

Yay for haircuts! I'm going for the big chop on Saturday. Woo! You should go for a Moheican... Propa goffik.

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:39 PM
Goff's the way to go! I'll need extra black mascara too. <3 And I should be listening more to the Kewer innit

tjej
16-05-2005, 09:42 PM
Backcomb tha' hurr, go for the backcomb. *Throws Pelle blood red lippy*

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 09:44 PM
Ahaha, I actually took a picture of me in horrible backcombed hair t'other day :happy: . Had to put on 'Beat on the brat' by les Ramones just to get it out of my system <3

tjej
16-05-2005, 09:50 PM
Haha how splendid! You'll have to show me that, I can judge the goffability :LOL: Ah the Ramones, so.. angsty. <3

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 10:01 PM
Ah, it wasn't so much goff as it was brat, sorry. But you'll be the judge when I return from Luh-nd.

tjej
16-05-2005, 10:07 PM
Pelle - tree head extraordinaire. Haha, I'll have to bring me goff make up kit to Stockholm. (If Laura lets me pack it. She's being SO mean with regards to luggage. Only three pairs of shoes?!!! THREE?!)

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 10:14 PM
3??

Remember goff in Sweden is niet goed. I hate Swedish goffs. Most don't even know the Keuer. *shudder* Pack your baseball bats instead, for the suburbs.

tjej
16-05-2005, 10:16 PM
Yep.. that leaves me with Jesus sandals, brown ones and... my disco shoes. Not nearly enough if you ask me. :rolleyes:

You should post the goffs off to Norway. They could burn down some churches and sacrifice virgins to Thor then. With their stupid ø

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 10:28 PM
Disco shoes! :happy:


ø *shudder* We actually had some goffs burning a church near here, but they do it twice before breakfast in Noreg... :happy:

tjej
16-05-2005, 10:33 PM
Disco shoes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/bf93fe44.jpg

Every drag queen's Utopia. (although they look tatty now.)

Awww, I love it when goffs get angry at God. It makes me want to brew them some tea and Kram them until their makeup stains my shirt. <3

SHIIIIITE! I have a German translation to do for tomorrow. I'd best vamoos! Have fun in Malmöööö! *krams*

Krasnojarsk
16-05-2005, 10:59 PM
Oooh nifty shoës! Lycka till mit dem translation! Found the picture, wan't quite as brat as I remembered, but still morally repugnant innit

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/8f279301.jpg

Mona
17-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Nej men vilken fin bild!


Very....catchy.. haha !

tjej
17-05-2005, 07:05 PM
Haha awesome! I'm dissapointed in the backcomb though dear. You look more windswept that hedge head. Still hobo though :D *has urge to backcomb hair*

Ten years from now, Pelle changes his name to Såtän McEvil and stalks the streets of John's shopping, looking for the door to the underworld.

Artist's impression of Teh Krassssssss

http://www.kynadarkness.net/obsidian/2003-10/3211.jpg

I have been mentally destroyed for life now. NEVER google 'goth boy'

Mona
17-05-2005, 08:30 PM
What are you talking about?

Je ne comprend pas.. :$


Förresten.. fiskpinnar är faktiskt lite smågott.

tjej
17-05-2005, 08:35 PM
What are you talking about?

Je ne comprend pas.. :$


Förresten.. fiskpinnar är faktiskt lite smågott.
You know, I wish I knew.

J'en sais pas.

Fiskpinnar är faktiskt flickan.

Mona
17-05-2005, 08:42 PM
Well, I think you should find out ;)

qui on va faire? :S (litar inte på min franska)

jag tycker vi fortsätter blanda dom här tre språken.

tjej
17-05-2005, 08:50 PM
Well, I think you should find out ;)

qui on va faire? :S (litar inte på min franska)

jag tycker vi fortsätter blanda dom här tre språken.
qu'on va faire ;)

Ja.. och goffs.

Jag alskar (?) goffs. :D

Mona
17-05-2005, 08:52 PM
ah, merci pour le..... correction? haha jag suger på det här.

men vad är goffs? :S

tjej
17-05-2005, 08:59 PM
Ingen orsak :)

Ma petite chouxchoux, je te presente, les 'goffs'

http://www.shmeng.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Members/Old/Morgana03.jpg

http://www.wildmieze.de/darksite/st-goth.jpg

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 01:04 PM
<3!

I've got an Antony poster innit!

*Edit* Noticed my grammar mistake?

"When the adverbial postposition 'innit' is used, the first person present tense of 'to have' is 'iz', thus "I'z got an Antony poster innit!" Also, the comma preceding innit must be omitted, unless 'innit' isn't used as a decorative confirmation, but as a proper question."

(Oxford English Grammar, p 249ff)

tjej
19-05-2005, 04:49 PM
<3!

I've got an Antony poster innit!

*Edit* Noticed my grammar mistake?

"When the adverbial postposition 'innit' is used, the first person present tense of 'to have' is 'iz', thus "I'z got an Antony poster innit!" Also, the comma preceding innit must be omitted, unless 'innit' isn't used as a decorative confirmation, but as a proper question."

(Oxford English Grammar, p 249ff)
:LOL: *can't breathe* :LOL: s a bit more.

So on a scale of 1-500, how good was Antony, and did you pinch his tranny ass?

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 05:36 PM
498, I didn't get to kiss him.
The Dutchie I spoke to on the bus home had seen Antony loads of times, and he said this was the best show, very special.

And I swiped a poster on the way out.

And I read my Basque grammar book in French on the train there and home. Ongi etorri innit.

All in all a nice trip.

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 07:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/d91e1227.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/8b68589d.jpg
:happy:

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 07:52 PM
But actually I'm listening to this guy right now...have been all evening

http://www.nrk.no/img/442827.jpeg

batmus51
19-05-2005, 07:57 PM
unfortunately i live very close to sweden.. det sux muhaha.. ej, sverige er sgu ok... billigt modetøj :P og så kommer the hives jo fra sverige.. RESPECT :P er selv fra danmark :P

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 07:58 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

(Sorry. Honest)

tjej
19-05-2005, 10:21 PM
Woooooow *estrokes the poster*

that guy's moolay is soooo cool.

Hell I'm drunk. I've been hallucinationg cyclists. Huzah for language studens and teacghers' night out.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmbasque let's form a sepratuist group.

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:06 PM
Euskadi ta askatasuna!

Calf muscles for all!

Rhian drunk on a thursday?

Nutty!

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:10 PM
Euskadi ta askatasuna!

Calf muscles for all!

Rhian drunk on a thursday?

Nutty!
not my fault! Madame Pailing's fault. She organised the thing for tonight! *rolls around on floor*

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:11 PM
Oh yer? A vile teacherette doing something like that?

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:14 PM
She's lovelly although she was mean to me in a dream I had the other night. She did it because it was all you can eat chineese banquetr and we're all greedy bastardos Herr Jenkinson is really funny when he's had a drink

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:16 PM
<3 Aww, you seem to have gleat teachers...I remember seeing my French teacher ordering in giant bottles of wine on our school trip to Palis...twas mucho fun

And aww, ain't Antony just purty :happy:

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:20 PM
He is. I like his wig. Mmmmwig. Language teachers are infinately cooler than any other subject teacher in the world.

bam bas bat... ist sind... puisse, fasse.. sache... zijn. *curls up and carries on conjugating*

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:25 PM
I could get my Basque grammar from downstairs, but I don't want to wake me folks up so I reckon I'll skip it. Etcheko. I love Basque genitive surdéclinaison though. <3

Jag jonglerar
Du jonglerar
Han/hon/den/det jonglerar
Vi jonglerar
Ni jonglerar
De jonglerar

:indiff:

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:28 PM
I could get my Basque grammar from downstairs, but I don't want to wake me folks up so I reckon I'll skip it. Etcheko. I love Basque genitive surdéclinaison though. <3

Jag jonglerar
Du jonglerar
Han/hon/den/det jonglerar
Vi jonglerar
Ni jonglerar
De jonglerar

:indiff:
YOu people in Swedishland may have the most beautiful language in the world, but your verbs are RUBBISH. I bet Olof Palme wouldn't have stood for them. Is jonglerar 'to jungle tigres' ?

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:33 PM
I take it 'to jungle tigres' is Blackpudlian for 'juggling'? Then ye are currect.

Who wants to live in a country with rubbish verbs? *Dies*

On a lighter note, I might be getting a hepatitis shot tomorrah. Good fun. Oh those Russians.

Olof Palme <3

And here, the two coolest, though dead, Swedish politicians of all time:
http://www.sweden.se/upload/Sweden_se/english/factsheets/SI/portraits/Anna%20Lindh/238020.jpg

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:40 PM
I take it 'to jungle tigres' is Blackpudlian for 'juggling'? Then ye are currect.

Who wants to live in a country with rubbish verbs? *Dies*

On a lighter note, I might be getting a hepatitis shot tomorrah. Good fun. Oh those Russians.

Olof Palme <3

And here, the two coolest, though dead, Swedish politicians of all time:
http://www.sweden.se/upload/Sweden_se/english/factsheets/SI/portraits/Anna%20Lindh/238020.jpg
It looked like Jungle and rar for tigers. Don't question the way my mind works. It's blonde, drunk and stupid. :happy:

Oooh hepatitis is a FUN injection to have. Look at your arm as soon as they've done it, it all goes rashy and all the hairs stick up :D (Assuming it's Hep A) I've got to go for a Mumps jab soon, STUPID hippy mothers not giving their kids the MMR shot when thems babies and causing a mass epidemic of Mumps here. Blackpool = third world.

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:40 PM
-Egun on, xigarra nahi nuke.
-Bai, zenbat xerra?
-Bost behar nituzke.

No wonder they make good cyclists.

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:41 PM
Oh, you have a short term, how 'junkie' of you! Hey daaahlin, I'z got hep A innit!
I've taken the shot before, never notcied anything funny? I like sticking objects into muscles too.

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:43 PM
Oh, you have a short term, how 'junkie' of you! Hey daaahlin, I'z got hep A innit!
I've taken the shot before, never notcied anything funny? I like sticking objects into muscles too.
You've actually caught hep A? :( Short term? *confused and explodes* hehe, did you ever do that thing when you were little, where you stuck sewing pins through a layer of skin on your finger tips and scared friends with it? Awesome fun.

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:46 PM
Me hep A? N-n-naah. Just took it when we went to Rooshia last year so I'm having it again, and this time it lasts for 30 years I think. Tis nice. If I ever feel like shagging a homeless ex-pimp outside of Gare de l'Est.

I actually never did the needle thing. Me was too docile. Like a duck.

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:50 PM
Me hep A? N-n-naah. Just took it when we went to Rooshia last year so I'm having it again, and this time it lasts for 30 years I think. Tis nice. If I ever feel like shagging a homeless ex-pimp outside of Gare de l'Est.

I actually never did the needle thing. Me was too docile. Like a duck.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH 30 years? My booster is only valid for 10 :'( You Swedes with your super drugs.

Have you ever noticed with homeless men, they're never bald. Or receeding.

*sings* ruuuubber ducky.

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:53 PM
Sweden has boling dlugs. Though we used to have 8 fake jars of EPO by the door. Does 'at count?

I though homeless men never were bald, but always with receding hair? Innit?

Etxalde hau biziki ederra da!

Krasnojarsk
19-05-2005, 11:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/33f95060.jpg

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:57 PM
Aye it'll do!

Perhaps the hobos vary from land zu land... They're all ginger and hairy here. :d

Bolsheviks!

tjej
19-05-2005, 11:59 PM
That's almost as good as that park bench with 'nique la police' on :D

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:00 AM
How lovely! <3

I still love how the Swedishness crawls out bleeding from this thread

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:00 AM
That's almost as good as that park bench with 'nique la police' on :D

Yer innit! Means 'long live ETA'. And eta means 'and'. :stunned:

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:01 AM
It's over there, cowering in the corner because all the bigger languages with real cases beat it up for all its ås.

Poor bugger.

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:03 AM
Yer innit! Means 'long live ETA'. And eta means 'and'. :stunned:
:rolleyes:

I'll have to find the picture of my Nain in Llangoed, I think she's stood holding a baby and on the wall behind her it says 'Cack' in big letters. :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:05 AM
Aww. Serves 'em right though. Leave the cool kids alone. Though the Basque kid is a big jambon-eating marsch-rave guy with long hair and a beret. Cool in a way, but he's a misunderstood terrorist. <3

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:05 AM
:rolleyes:

I'll have to find the picture of my Nain in Llangoed, I think she's stood holding a baby and on the wall behind her it says 'Cack' in big letters. :LOL:

Ahaha top class! Is that some Cornish freedom fighters?

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:07 AM
Perhaps Basque and Catalan should join forces. That could be bloody to watch. It'd be like a bull fight.

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:08 AM
Ahaha top class! Is that some Cornish freedom fighters?
Nah, I think it was just the misguided 1940s youth of Ynys Môn using the streets as their canvas.

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:09 AM
Perhaps Basque and Catalan should join forces. That could be bloody to watch. It'd be like a bull fight.

Català <3 *Strokes dictionaries* That would be lovely to watch. Though Basques are inevitably cooler.

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:10 AM
Nah, I think it was just the misguided 1940s youth of Ynys Môn using the streets as their canvas.

The obscenities of the 40's <3

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:13 AM
Well yes, they did lend their name to the corset type piece of underwear. One can't complain. Precious dictionaries. There's a really funky good Russian one in Waterstones at the moment, but I'm too scared to get it because I won't be sent my reading list until August and if I get the wrong one lecturers will laugh. *visualises it* Mmmm.

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:16 AM
Just get it. I almost choked on a gust of wind when I saw our local Colloquial Albanian was marked down almost 300 spänn <3. You can never have too many dictionaries, tis le truth.

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:18 AM
I may do, if I have a spare £40 knocking around and a forklift truck to carry it home on :D It's that big and beautiful.

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:23 AM
Oh lord, how lurvely! Remember, it's a lifetime investment. Everything I buy which I shouldn't is a lifetime investment. Those pints at KB, my new jacket (blåck velvet <3) and my Ian Curtis loving T-shirt. Just make it alright to yourself. You know you want it. You know you want it. You know you want it. Go on. Go on. *Swings clock*

Whereelse can you look up neobrazovannost'? (No pun :D )

Or bolshevik? Just out of spite?

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:26 AM
I know I want it. But I MUST SAVE I MUST! However.. no.. the deamons! But the pages... and that wonderful new dictionary smell.... and all the pretty cyrillic...NO SAVE RHIAN SAVE!

Oooh blåck velvet, très nöijs :happy:

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:30 AM
Noone's ever gotten rich by saving.

Näpp, I really should hit the pillow. My father promised me beer after me cycling round tomorrah, so I'll have do me best. <3

Oh, last thing, is there an English word for wind blowing towards you, for example when you're cycling? Motvind in Swedish. That has puzzled me for ages.

tjej
20-05-2005, 12:35 AM
Beer and cycling! Lucky you! I get 4-6 hours in the Passport office :indiff:

Ermmmmm I dunno if we have a specific word for it, maybe wind resistance? or prevailing wind? Nah not prevailing... You know, I have no idea. Headwind? Face on draught? This'll bug me till I've found out.

Nooooooooooite noooooooooite! *knufage*

Krasnojarsk
20-05-2005, 12:40 AM
Enjoy Scouser-country. Gnoîte. Don't explode cause of le wind question.

*Kraaaaaaam på dä*

http://personal.inet.fi/private/tomas.karlsson/Barbro2.GIF

tjej
20-05-2005, 07:23 PM
Well, after a long car journey today, my mum and I decided that there isn't any Motvind in English. Although mum seems to reckon my Grandpa may know the word for it, if there is one.

tjej
20-05-2005, 07:26 PM
http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/images/pat_sharpe.jpg

tjej
20-05-2005, 09:45 PM
The Motvind problem has been solved! I spoke to my Physics nerd friend, and he came up with this:

Race Bannon sagt:
air resistance? that's the only thing i can think of, there is no word for the actual wind. Cos the wind doesn't really exist it's just the resistance of the air as you're cycling through it

http://www.charnwood-arts.org.uk/events/images/10752872556115.gif

Mona
20-05-2005, 11:37 PM
Vad talar ni om människor?

Krazy Cat
20-05-2005, 11:42 PM
I love Sweden.

I'm not Swedish though, so I shouldn't really be in here, but my niece is Swedish, (well half anyway) :happy:

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 12:31 AM
Wind resistance! Makes sense, motvind is a very nice word though, means exactly 'counter wind'.
But tell your friend, wind can still blow in all directions right? Then if I'm cycling north, and there's northern wind-a-blowing, then there's motvind? I don't mean the wind you feel when you're cycling fast, I mean the one you feel when standing still also. And that really is wind.

I'm drunk off my tits really. Been watching a Charles Bronson movie with a mate a mine. Who wouldn't be drunk then?

Crazy Catelicat, you don't love Sweden, it's all a big misunderstanding. Look at Rhian. I'm trying to get her to understand.

How was Croxteth Rhian?

Phew typing was hard. *dies* G'night.

tjej
21-05-2005, 08:09 AM
I think it's just wind... I dunno. Swedish is crazy. The verbs don't conjugate, yet you have special words for those little paper cases you make cakes in. :rolleyes:

Groggsteth was brilliant! I didn't have to sit in the passport office at all! So now I own a wonderful new 10 year passport et Mummy and I went for lunch, coffee und did shopping things. Wonderful girly day AND the car hadn't been broken into when we got back. :happy:


Själve kungen sköt älgen.

Mona
21-05-2005, 08:35 AM
Meeen jag fattar inte.

Are you guys swedish or wtf?
How do you know how to speak swedish and stuff. this is frustrating.
and Crazy Cat.. Sweden is great. Well..atleast Stockholm ;)

tjej
21-05-2005, 08:51 AM
Jag talar inte svenska.

Genne
21-05-2005, 09:49 AM
Hey guys !
Quite cool with this international thing..
To everyone in Sweden:

Hörni, hur är det med er?
Det måste finnas NÅGON mer i Sverige som avgudar Muse lika mycket som jag..


(Hey, how are you? There must be SOMEONE in Sweden who worship Muse as much as I do.. :D) hej jag älskar muse med och jag är också från sverige

Genne
21-05-2005, 09:52 AM
vet någon när Muse kommer till sverige :confused:

Genne
21-05-2005, 10:47 AM
Muse muse muse muse

Genne
21-05-2005, 10:48 AM
Skåne är bäst

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 10:53 AM
I think it's just wind... I dunno. Swedish is crazy. The verbs don't conjugate, yet you have special words for those little paper cases you make cakes in. :rolleyes:

Groggsteth was brilliant! I didn't have to sit in the passport office at all! So now I own a wonderful new 10 year passport et Mummy and I went for lunch, coffee und did shopping things. Wonderful girly day AND the car hadn't been broken into when we got back. :happy:


Själve kungen sköt älgen.

Nah, that's just kakformar and bullformar, nowt special :happy:

Oh oh girly day! I'm going to have oh such a manly day today and watch le FA Cup final at some shoddy pub.
Do you have nice passports in Ênglând?

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 10:54 AM
Jag talar inte svenska.

Inte jag heller.

tjej
21-05-2005, 03:55 PM
Nah, that's just kakformar and bullformar, nowt special :happy:

Oh oh girly day! I'm going to have oh such a manly day today and watch le FA Cup final at some shoddy pub.
Do you have nice passports in Ênglând?
They are quite pretty *cuddles it* although the picture is dodgy as hell.. but the pages are bootiful! I'll scan it in a minute...

tjej
21-05-2005, 04:19 PM
Gah internet's buggered. Stupid ruddy thunderstorm *hides*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/passpoort1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/passpoort2.jpg

*sings* God save our gracious queen, looooong live our noble queen, God save our queen.

We have such a shite national anthem. It should be Jerusalem. :indiff:

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Oooh, that's nifty! Swedish text as well!

*Prods thunderstorm*

Bloody Gunners

tjej
21-05-2005, 06:04 PM
Oooh, that's nifty! Swedish text as well!

*Prods thunderstorm*

Bloody Gunners
Woah woah woah, don't prod it, you'll get frazzled!

hon hade samma fina hatt som igår. Pojkens fattiga mor.

Krazy Cat
21-05-2005, 06:09 PM
Crazy Catelicat, you don't love Sweden, it's all a big misunderstanding. Look at Rhian. I'm trying to get her to understand.




and Crazy Cat.. Sweden is great. Well..atleast Stockholm

Not a misunderstanding at all, I loved it when I lived out there, it was a lovely clean place, A little expensive, but the wages were good :D I was in Goteborg, didn't see Stockholm.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 08:11 PM
Woah woah woah, don't prod it, you'll get frazzled!

hon hade samma fina hatt som igår. Pojkens fattiga mor.

Aww poor mother :'(

*Loves Terry Wogan and BBC Prime* But I've had it with the Eurovision crap. Since when was Israel situated in Europe?

Crazy Cat (don't know yer real name, tyvärr), Stockholm is lovely, you'll have to go there someday

tjej
21-05-2005, 08:14 PM
Aww poor mother :'(

*Loves Terry Wogan and BBC Prime* But I've had it with the Eurovision crap. Since when was Israel situated in Europe?

Crazy Cat (don't know yer real name, tyvärr), Stockholm is lovely, you'll have to go there someday
I kneeeew you'd love Tezza. He's just so funny - and he hasn't even got started yet! Well... since when was Turkey? We have to let them play, for fear of warfare. Like... have you noticed that Russia seldom get Nil Points. That's fear of a second cold war that is.

Solidarność.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 08:17 PM
Ah those Russians!

I tell you, one more sharp note coming from downstairs, you'll find me under an M6 pile-up

*Hides*

Turn it down!

And I'm out of coffee. I'm getting sober too.

tjej
21-05-2005, 08:24 PM
Haha *clutches glass of Southern Comfort close*

Out of coffee? Quelle Katastrophe! Oh God Eurovision is wonderful. My belly hurts from giggling.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 08:32 PM
Booze <3 I'm fearing I'll have to come crawling back to me ma and pa to get some life saving calvados

By le way, didnye just love herr Stenmarck? Such moving lyrics! 'I'll take a shower etc.' <3 So Swedish

tjej
21-05-2005, 08:36 PM
Ah Calvados. My father drank half a bottle of that on Boxing Day. He's like a child posessed with that stuff.

To be honest, I wasn't really listening to him... I was just looking at him. Phwoar. :$

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 08:38 PM
Calva <3 Great father of yours then

Phwöår for Stenmarck??

:eek:

*Trots downstairs playing heart burning Spanish ballads*

tjej
21-05-2005, 08:42 PM
He's a dude. I remember on one of our family holidays when I was wee he said he'd only go if we rented a cottage in Calvados. Bless him.

He was rather pretty :unsure:

Errrr Spanish.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 10:34 PM
Bless 'im indeed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/dea7f1ba.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/36e682e1.jpg

At least the Greek one lives in Sweden innit

Tezza highlight of the evening: calling Hungary 'the gypsies' <3

tjej
21-05-2005, 10:37 PM
Booodiful. You even have the perfect table for Calvados. Mmmmm. *hopes they'll have some in the pub tomorrow*

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 10:39 PM
*Loves our table*

I also love the fact that Sweden won't be in the ESC next year 'less they qualify! HAHA!

Glad Israel didn't win also.

tjej
21-05-2005, 10:41 PM
Ideally, Abba should reform.

Israel confuse me. I just didn't realise how Middle East they are until I googled for a map. Next thing you know, America will join the Euro and award France a big fat nil points.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 10:42 PM
Ahaha, ah yes, even Lebanon's more Europe.

'La Mongolie douze-euh points' :happy:

tjej
21-05-2005, 10:45 PM
Hehe it is. Infact, Lebanon could count for most of West Africa too. Thems Lebs get everywhere.

Did you see poor Yushchenko at the end? He looked so scarred.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 10:49 PM
Yushchenko :indiff: Couldn't be more tired of him. I'll be the first one laughing when everyone will realise he's probably just another corrupt fascist. He looks Ukrainian though, that's a plus innit

Pelle's too political when inebriated förlåt :$

I really can't get enough of Terry, ahh, to have all BBC channels *dreams* We're stuck with Pekka Heino for commentary

tjej
21-05-2005, 10:53 PM
Aw, I still hold on in the hope he'll lead the Ukraine to all things bright and sunny. Political is fun, unless it's the sodding Independent. I swear, for the past 2 weeks the front page has been about the Electoral Reform. No-one gives a monkies you idiots. :indiff:

Terry is indeed wonderful. Instead of Naturmorgon you should swap to his Radio 2 breakfast show. <3 <3 Funniest man on the airwaves at 7am.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 11:00 PM
Sore losers :happy:

Ahh breakfast shows. I should get some bacon and eggs a cookin' innit. Too bad 8 over 'ere mostly is too ear-lie in the morning for le chomeur Pelle innit. Is it only on weekdays?

tjej
21-05-2005, 11:01 PM
Sore losers :happy:

Ahh breakfast shows. I should get some bacon and eggs a cookin' innit. Too bad 8 over 'ere mostly is too ear-lie in the morning for le chomeur Pelle innit. Is it only on weekdays?
Pah you lazy lump! *prods*

Yeah, it's Wossy at weekends I think. He's quite funny, but annoying.

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 11:06 PM
*BIRTHDAY SHOVE*

Now go drink legally me lass!

tjej
21-05-2005, 11:08 PM
*falls over* :D

All the bastard pubs are shut now... AND Sunday licensing laws apply. Irony in it's purest form! *gnaws on arm*

Krasnojarsk
21-05-2005, 11:09 PM
Aww *have some calvados*

And llongyfarchiadau!

tjej
21-05-2005, 11:13 PM
*sips calvados*

Mmmmmburny. Tack :D

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 12:04 AM
I'z got a propah gift for ye innit. What's your gmail? Or are ye on MSN?

tjej
22-05-2005, 09:22 AM
I'z got a propah gift for ye innit. What's your gmail? Or are ye on MSN?
Dang did I miss you? Me Gmail is thejazzlady@gmail.com

Ooooh a propah gift *gets excited* :happy:

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 10:44 AM
Let's hope it's propah enough *sends* Glattis

tjej
22-05-2005, 10:54 AM
Oooh I've just gots him now! *downloads and bes hexcited* So many ö in your surname! :D

tjej
22-05-2005, 11:01 AM
Pelle that was wonderful :D Diolch yn fawr :D May I say, with your pronunciation of Rhiân, you could pass off no problem as a Taffy :happy:

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 11:04 AM
Aww you think so? What's the nicest taffy-loik name I could take? Is it OK with Pwllw?

tjej
22-05-2005, 11:10 AM
I do indeed! Haha I just tried to saw Pwllw.. supoib.

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 12:21 PM
*Imagines* *Changes name*

'Hi I'm Pwllw Swdêrstrwm' <3

tjej
22-05-2005, 01:53 PM
Tee heee. Brilliant.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/privetmoyasovietbeer.jpg

<3 Tescos so big.

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 02:33 PM
*The jealousy* I drank those in Rusha <3

Riiiiver of soooooooorroooooow!

tjej
22-05-2005, 02:36 PM
I've got some Czech stuff downstairs and a bottle of Hardy's red wine too. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Damnation to my exam tomorrow! *drinks more*

*wraps head in scarf to look like a Ukranian pesant*

Proost!

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 04:48 PM
Aww peasants!

I could use some booze, just came back from cycling in the worst fucking thunderstorm we've had for ages *fun* Share some Czech beer will ye?

tjej
22-05-2005, 04:53 PM
*pulls out chair and pours a cold frosty glass*

We're just in the middle of a thunderstorm now. Man those people up in heaven must be moving loads of furniture . KABOOOOOOOOOOM goes the thunder.

Mona
22-05-2005, 06:59 PM
hej jag älskar muse med och jag är också från sverige

haha jag antar att du är från skåne eftersom du tycker skåne är bäst. men stockholm är bättre. seriöst ;)

hur gammal är du?

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 09:42 PM
*pulls out chair and pours a cold frosty glass*

We're just in the middle of a thunderstorm now. Man those people up in heaven must be moving loads of furniture . KABOOOOOOOOOOM goes the thunder.

Ooh thankies!

Damn heaven people. It's cozy though. :happy: *Sings River of Sorrow*

tjej
22-05-2005, 09:47 PM
Ooh thankies!

Damn heaven people. It's cozy though. :happy: *Sings River of Sorrow*
I AM SO DRUNKI L;IE YOU WEOULD NOT BELIEVE! i spenmt the past half hout pretending to be dutch woooo pelle is ace! *dances*

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 09:55 PM
Ooh, pretending Dutch Rhian is nice! I hope to see more of that in Stockholm!

*sings River of Sorrow especially for Rhian and dances madly*

tjej
22-05-2005, 09:58 PM
Ooh, pretending Dutch Rhian is nice! I hope to see more of that in Stockholm!

*sings River of Sorrow especially for Rhian and dances madly*
We ordered a kebab in a dutch accent. :D I've neeb on a world tour of dingink! :D Wooo *sings some bouferwijn//* woo here's to stockholm! *dances ook*

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 09:59 PM
Drunk kebabs <3 Now that's Swedish! Pah you only have 1 minute of birthday left over here *shoots Sweden*

*Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio.*

tjej
22-05-2005, 10:02 PM
I still have an hour over here *hugs england for the first time ever* DONT shoot teh swedeland. You;ll majke me cry!

you know, the cheaper the cognac is, the more it BURNS as you drink it. Damn cheap cognmac

there;s a pub if you'd like to go-o-o-o-o-o-ooooooooo

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 10:04 PM
You could meet soooomeone who reaaaaaaaly loves youuuuuu! *tremoloes*

We'll only drink fancy cognac in Stockholm then?

tjej
22-05-2005, 10:06 PM
Will that not cost five million swedishly kronarararar? I stole a grolsch bottle! I did a world drinking tour:D oh god typing coherently is REALLTY hard. So many people I have telephoned drunk tonight. Oh dear haha. Mmm corona... mmm budvar mmm toodrunk

but you go on yourrrr owwwwn and you stand on yooour oooooown lla lallaaaa laaaa!

Krasnojarsk
22-05-2005, 10:12 PM
Grolsch! Fancy! No Swedish öl?

I'm going to see my loved one tomorrow so I'm skipping off to bed

Drink on miss Rhiân, drink on and I'll meet you at the horizon *cue strings and drums*

*Sweden, the ghastly quagmire sleeps tonight. Awimbawep.*

tjej
22-05-2005, 10:16 PM
No Swedish ööl in england :'( ruuuuuuuuuubbish! ooooh have fun with the lovefd one whomsoever she may be *partys more*

*drinks on* WOOOOYEAH! goedenacht!

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 02:28 PM
How was the exam? :happy: Did you spill Grolsch on the papers?

tjej
23-05-2005, 04:10 PM
The Politics module was great. I launched into an Independent/Guardian reader style diatribe about "the honourable Mr. Blair" *does a smug face*

Maths and Chemistry module however was TERRIBLE. *glares at formulae*. I was incredibly tempted to fill my water bottle up with red wine and take that into the exam instead... Dr. Treharne probably would've confiscated it for his own use anyway. :rolleyes:

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 04:17 PM
Diatribes <3

Didn't know you did those exams with all bloody subjects. You don't need Maths and Chemistry anyways, look at me, I've...erm...made it in life *drinks 3-6-4-butyle-propene*

tjej
23-05-2005, 04:22 PM
Well, I do 'General Studies' which is exactly what it says on the tin. Maffs, Chemistry (or another science - it was Fizz sticks last year :'( ) Politics, Ethics and Religion, Culture and the Arts... then there's a language paper of your choice <3

I've not done Chemistry since 3rd year and Maths since 5th year.. so being faced with AS style questions was HAARD. I swear, with Chemistry there was a lesson with the key to life, the universe and EVERYTHING in it and I was the only person in the world who missed it, concequently all of it looks like backwards sanskrit with swahili.

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 04:57 PM
Aww school sounds so ridiculously boring for you. Glad it's all over soon eh?

I missed our first derivative lesson <3 Not fun

I'm puzzled though, how d'ye manage an exam with a fylla like that? *is impressed*

tjej
23-05-2005, 05:04 PM
Kind of glad... mais aussi triste :'( The French assistand wrote us all lovelly letters :'( (But she's coming to my big birthday bash on Friday, so it's ok!)

Mmm nouns and their derivatives.

Thankfully, the sciency bit is multiple choice, so I put some numbers into my calculatrice and then guessed the answers so they made a pretty pattern down the page. *thumbs up*

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 09:06 PM
Aww, yer I reckon tis sad too :'(

Derivatives as in maths :indiff: I'm le kung of them though. Test me with a function. :happy:

Multiple choice!? Lucky sods ye are

I've packed down me old computer, using me new laptop now...fancy innit

tjej
23-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Aww, yer I reckon tis sad too :'(

Derivatives as in maths :indiff: I'm le kung of them though. Test me with a function. :happy:

Multiple choice!? Lucky sods ye are

I've packed down me old computer, using me new laptop now...fancy innit
Ahh any speak of maffs is wasted on me. Unless it's factorising equations/algebra. I was the mummy of algebra. It had letters in it <3

Ooh er, you flash git you. I want a laptop, just so I could sit in my garden all day and do work, rather than sit in my room :'(

I've just found my Polish notes on the Locative <3 *cuddles it*

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 09:19 PM
Locative <3 Ja gavaryu o Rhiâne :happy: *Sits in garden with laptop drinking pastis* Tis le stuff

f(x)=3x^5+4x^2+9x-84
f'(x)=15x^4+8x+9
f''(x)=45x^3+8

<3 I even gotz the inner derivative innit

tjej
23-05-2005, 09:27 PM
Locative <3 Ja gavaryu o Rhiâne :happy: *Sits in garden with laptop drinking pastis* Tis le stuff

f(x)=3x^5+4x^2+9x-84
f'(x)=15x^4+8x+9
f''(x)=45x^3+8

<3 I even gotz the inner derivative innit
phwoar!

For that, have some really old notes (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/locativemmm.jpg)

Right that's it. *dismantles pooter and gets extention lead* I'm going outside.

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 09:31 PM
Won't the sheep eat at your cables?

*Loves notes* What a lovely handwriting, light years from mine. Although, ms Rhiân, the spelling of Monday, ahem :happy: *slaps fingers*

tjej
23-05-2005, 09:33 PM
They probably will the greedy buggers :indiff:

Dang, I just noticed that.. s'not my fault.. maybe.. erm WOW LOOK OVER THERE! *whacks Pelle on head with new Dutch dictionary*

Muahahaha.

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 09:39 PM
You have a new dictionary!? *congratulations* *blocks with own Dutch dictionaries* *Fzzzz Star Wars stylee*

Watch it though, when they're through with the cables, they'll get on to yer books

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1480000/images/_1480925_sheep300.jpg

tjej
23-05-2005, 09:45 PM
*pelts with Boule de Suif and L'Avare*

Ik ben zijn vader. *neoow*

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 09:50 PM
Ik ben een vlinder *vrooom*

*Frontal Latvian Grammar Oversight attack!* *Pow!* *Slaps with la Nausé in Russian!*

Language is the new cool. Innit.

tjej
23-05-2005, 09:52 PM
*ist total machtlos*

AH! HALT! Ich hab' Hammer's Guide to German Grammar and Usage *thwack* *throws the Essentials of Swedish Grammar book you sent me along with it too*

Too right it is. *loves language like a child*

Krasnojarsk
23-05-2005, 09:58 PM
Ouch! My spleen! Germanic languages are bloody heavy ain't they *Haltar iväg*

I'll be sure to find some book to mash yer face with. My Colloquial Mongolian isn't heavy, but it's packed with funny letters that gives you the plague, in a good way

tjej
23-05-2005, 10:01 PM
Briiiiiing it on. *tries to stand tall*

*sneaks off to get the really big Rise of Christianity book that I've been meaning to take back to the Library since February 2004, but STILL haven't finished because it's about 25cm thick*

Mona
24-05-2005, 12:49 PM
Min gud 25 cm?

Why did you get it from the library in the first place?

That shit is like... WHOA ! *gapar som en idiot*

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 01:34 PM
Din gud 25 cm? Knappast.

*Evil Rhiân* Want to taste the Quran biatch? But I must admit it sounds interesting :$ Is it the one written by Frend?

tjej
24-05-2005, 05:22 PM
Din gud 25 cm? Knappast.

*Evil Rhiân* Want to taste the Quran biatch? But I must admit it sounds interesting :$ Is it the one written by Frend?
It most certainly is by a Mr. W. H. C. Frend... (I'm impressed at your know ledge) I lied when I said it was 25cm thick, but it does weigh about 5lb. (Won't convert to grammes, because I'm British. Dahling.)

Bring on that Quran... your Al Qaida religion is no match for the way of the Lord *has been reading Daily Mail today* <3 :LOL:

MiniMuse - I got it from the Library for an essay I wrote last year on the Early Christian Church. Check it out...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/1250d483.jpg

Rydw'i hoffi. Haha mum and I had the best Welsh conversation in Tesco today <3

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 05:28 PM
:eek: *WANTS!* :'(

Daily Mail <3

And all my lurve for Welsh conversations? What was it about? 'Rhydd Cymru'? :D

tjej
24-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Haha almost...

Me: "Mam, rydw'i hoffi caws"

Mum: "da iawn"

Me: "rydw'i siarad da cymraeg.. oe's na panad?"

Mum: "Rhian bach, you're such an idiot."

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 05:49 PM
Rhiân bach likes cheese. Aww. :D And what about the good Welsh speaking and tea something? :$ Or is tea panaId? :$

tjej
24-05-2005, 05:53 PM
Rhiân bach likes cheese. Aww. :D And what about the good Welsh speaking and tea something? :$ Or is tea panaId? :$
Yeah, just about tea :) I have no idea how to spell it.. it's just one of those phrases I know and use lots but can't write :happy:

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 05:54 PM
I see. Nice party trick though. So what exactly does the tea thing mean? I might just steal it.

tjej
24-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Dach chi isio panad o de te? - Is there a cup of tea? (the te is like some weird Bangor dialect thing they throw at the end of everything, for the hell of it.) or you can say

*spells phonetically*
a oes na panad o de te? which is the same...

Sadly, that phrase isn't understood in South Wales.. they have a different way of asking for tea. They say: Dych chi'n moyn dishgled? :rolleyes:

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 06:08 PM
<3 Great! Now is there a Swedish catch phrase you'd like just to keep this thread on track?

*Asks for tea, Wrexham stylee*

tjej
24-05-2005, 06:13 PM
Hehe how about... "stay away from our fatherland, smelly English" ?

Pah, they're all rubbish in Wrecsam. sure the road signs are bi-lingual.. but that's it. They may as well be scousers there :rolleyes:

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 06:18 PM
:eek: Eeeevil! *points* *loves Wrecsam* Don't kill my dream! :'(

'Håll er borta från vårt fädernesland, illaluktande engelsmän' <3

[Holl ehr bohrta frohn vawhrt fehderneslahnd, illahloohktandeh ehngelsmehn] :indiff:

tjej
24-05-2005, 06:29 PM
Bbbbut Bangor and Ynys Môn are SO much better than the wrecsam lot... Honest :happy:

Ahh beautiful. Everything in Swedish sounds nicer.. like the word stress. The fact that you sing about having stre-ss-ah is a good beispiel.

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 06:34 PM
Ynys Môn. I'm afraid of islands :indiff: Also Anglesey confuses me. When I was wee I though Bangor was in India :$

Ah yes we sing about everything. Like the pronunciation of 'yxmördarson' (axe murderer's son) <3

tjej
24-05-2005, 06:38 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ynys Môn *is* Wales. It's like the place anglicising forgot... if you don't speak Welsh they keep you in a cage until the third Wednesday of the month when they throw you on a big fire...

There's a programme on Channel 4 tonight about the blonde one from Abba.. on the advert she was talking about being stalked but she sounded so happy about it. Can Swedes ever sound upset? I think not.

Mona
24-05-2005, 06:44 PM
Hey you ass, what do you mean by Al Qaida religion?
Why don't you stuff your freaking bible up your ass?

*furios*

No, just kidding. The Quran is quite thick yes. Pah, I wouldn't read that book you borrowed even if..

tjej
24-05-2005, 06:48 PM
Hey you ass, what do you mean by Al Qaida religion?
Why don't you stuff your freaking bible up your ass?

*furios*

No, just kidding. The Quran is quite thick yes. Pah, I wouldn't read that book you borrowed even if..
:(

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 06:50 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ynys Môn *is* Wales. It's like the place anglicising forgot... if you don't speak Welsh they keep you in a cage until the third Wednesday of the month when they throw you on a big fire...

There's a programme on Channel 4 tonight about the blonde one from Abba.. on the advert she was talking about being stalked but she sounded so happy about it. Can Swedes ever sound upset? I think not.

*Loves Ynys Môn* I didna know that! :happy:

We Swedes always get upset, but it gets lost in all our political correctness :happy: My parents half-knew the mother of the John's Shopping one in ABBA (Anne-Frid is it?) If you're lucky I might get upset in Stockholm. :happy: It'll be hard though, Stockholm is so lovely.

FUCK! I missed our big prime minister vs opposition leader debate. Ah, doesna matter, they're all the same anyways.

tjej
24-05-2005, 06:55 PM
*Loves Ynys Môn* I didna know that! :happy:

We Swedes always get upset, but it gets lost in all our political correctness :happy: My parents half-knew the mother of the John's Shopping one in ABBA (Anne-Frid is it?) If you're lucky I might get upset in Stockholm. :happy: It'll be hard though, Stockholm is so lovely.

FUCK! I missed our big prime minister vs opposition leader debate. Ah, doesna matter, they're all the same anyways.
Typical Ynys môn road:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/angelsyroadinnit.jpg

I have nooo idea... I only know ABBA as the blonde, the brown, the bloke and the other one. Wooo! So long as if you were to be upset.. it would only be for the purpouse of 'showing' me a sad accent.. rather than hactually being sad!

Swedish government has an opposition? Bloody hell :LOL:

Mona
24-05-2005, 07:02 PM
Krasnojarsk is from sweden?

Haha Stockholm is lovely. Too bad it's filled with idiots only..

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 07:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/angelsyroadinnit.jpg

Every englishman what? Nice road though :happy:

Every Sweden know ABBA exactly the way you do. Me included. :$

Upset can be done in oh so many ways. If political ranting qualifies as upset, just try me :$

Well, opposition is a quite rough word, let's just say, our current PM is getting bald for real, the other one shaves his hair off. That's the only difference I know of.

Have to go choke on coffee. Hab ein nice evening.

Mona
24-05-2005, 07:07 PM
The members of ABBA are:

Björn, Benny, Frida, and I don't remember the other chick.. Agneta..maybe?

tjej
24-05-2005, 07:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/angelsyroadinnit.jpg

Every englishman what? Nice road though :happy:

Every Sweden know ABBA exactly the way you do. Me included. :$

Upset can be done in oh so many ways. If political ranting qualifies as upset, just try me :$

Well, opposition is a quite rough word, let's just say, our current PM is getting bald for real, the other one shaves his hair off. That's the only difference I know of.

Have to go choke on coffee. Hab ein nice evening.
Arseholes to the english :D

Political ranting uses a different tone though... the huff tone. :D

Viel spass with the coffee! I think I'll record some songs *woo for avoiding French revision*

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 08:02 PM
Oooh songs, can we 'ear? :happy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/e04e3a15.jpg

Swedish sunset for ye :happy:

tjej
24-05-2005, 08:11 PM
Suuuuure you can (s'really shamefully rubbish though. Scottish folk is bleugh.)

Wow that is SO beautiful. *puts down on to do list for Yerp trip - see Swedish sunset*

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 08:16 PM
Course it's nawt, Scottish folk is God. <3 I want a bagpipe! :'( I'll have to hear those later. Maybe I could counter record something someday <3

I like it how Britons don't call themselves Yurpeans :$ (Give me a U, give me a K, give me an I etc :D )

tjej
24-05-2005, 08:22 PM
Of course we don't. We're far too British for all that old boy!

I'll re-record it I think.. I made some serious "shit which chord comes next" boo boos on the last verse :$ *damn losing capo and having to transpose the old way*

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 08:25 PM
You lost your capo again? Put it on your guitar's headstock, I've started doing that, and my capo's all relaxed, doesn't abduct the picks, and is off the Ritalin. <3

What songs ye doing?

tjej
24-05-2005, 08:26 PM
I know. I swear it grows legs and walks.. either that or Harry the resident Grange Cottage Ghost does it to annoy me. :rolleyes:

I'm just doing Wild Mountain Thyme.. once I can remember that it's a G chord, not a D *slaps self*

Krasnojarsk
24-05-2005, 08:30 PM
Will ye goooo, lassie, will ye goooooo?