Sverige Musers Thread

[tjej]

Ooh, we could write everything backwards!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/welshish.jpg

I've just discovered that if you merge the intro from Grieg's Piano Concerto in A Minor, with Mozart's Rondo alla Turka you get what can only be described as awesome! <3 <3

Stereo Total are wonderful <3 Multi lingual noise <3

[Krasnojarsk]

Ooh, we could write everything backwards!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/welshish.jpg

I've just discovered that if you merge the intro from Grieg's Piano Concerto in A Minor, with Mozart's Rondo alla Turka you get what can only be described as awesome! <3 <3

Stereo Total are wonderful <3 Multi lingual noise <3

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That would definately work :LOL:

Grieg made piano concertos? Nice :happy:

I'm quite sick of Stereo Total, but their earlier stuff was awright. Multi-lingualism can't really fail though :happy:

Where are you staying in St Peterburg by the way? Would be cool if it as the same place as mine :happy:

[tjej]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That would definately work :LOL:

Grieg made piano concertos? Nice :happy:

I'm quite sick of Stereo Total, but their earlier stuff was awright. Multi-lingualism can't really fail though :happy:

Where are you staying in St Peterburg by the way? Would be cool if it as the same place as mine :happy:
Yeah! There's a link for the music in a thread I made in Kit and Tab (you're bound to recognise it, it's the Stariway to Devon for pianists) BUM BUM BUM BUM BAH BAH BAH BAH BA BUM BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM. (like that)

Ah they're still a novelty for me, I fell in love with them a couple of months ago when they did an interview on Deutsche Welle <3

http://www.ryh.ru/ is where we will be staying. T'would indeed be cool :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

I'll go download it :happy:

Deutsche Welle though... :LOL: Haven't watched that in aaaages

Oh, we stayed at another one called St Peterburg, http://www.hotelsinrussia.com/stpeter/peterburg/ Fancy :happy:

[tjej]

I'll go download it :happy:

Deutsche Welle though... :LOL: Haven't watched that in aaaages

Oh, we stayed at another one called St Peterburg, http://www.hotelsinrussia.com/stpeter/peterburg/ Fancy :happy:
Don't get the Maksim version though, he ruins it with his "I'm so avant-garde listen to my wikkid techno beats over Grieg" pratting about. :indiff:

<3 Deutsche Welle has provided a fountain of useful (god I'm really having trouble spelling today) German revision, just like cheesy French drama on TV5 has been a help for French. <3 :happy:

Ooh that's quite posh and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above budget :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

Don't worry, I'll get a good version...Maksim seems too modern then, and y'know...

TV5 :LOL: Oh dear, I can't remember the last time they showed something worth watching...only some plastic culture shows :indiff: I'd quite like TF1 or something :happy:

Hah, it looks posh, but when we were there, it was just us, like, and maybe 15 other guests :LOL: It was really empty and Soviet :LOL: <3 Splendid view over the cruiser and Neva though :happy:

[tjej]

Good man. There's nothing wrong with classical purism. Ahem. *stabs Maksim and William 'look at my O' Ørbit* :indiff:

Ooh there's a brilliant show on in the mornings On Tout a Essaye or something like. They were talking about nudism today :happy:

Haha amazing :happy:

oooon my walls the fiiiiiire she daaanced *cuddles capo*

[Krasnojarsk]

Downloading right now :happy: Also listening to our age-old Grieg CD...The first suite of Op 46 (Morning and all those) is a wee bit overrated though :indiff:

Nudism :LOL: Only in France

Is your capo on the headstock yet? I haven't lost mine in aaages :happy:

I'm off to work on me tan :LOL:

[tjej]

I hate Peer Gynt with a big passion. Too many memories of GCSE muziek :indiff:

Ouais, c'est la seule raison qui je les aime.

Nope, it's hugging the first fret, ready for a recording session, now he's returned to me. :happy:

Have fun! Remember to wear suncream :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

You hate Peer Gynt? :happy: Nice, it's too bloody Norwegian :indiff:

Capos should be hugging the 7th fret, making you play Scarborough Fair till you faint away in a hypnotic craze :happy: Or 2nd fret, my Pacifica is always tuned up to F#...it's such a nice key :happy: Marr-y :happy:

Suncream :$ I haven't got one yet this summer, maybe I should :happy: It's nice to go cycling when it's 30 degrees and hardly any wind (only motvind on the way home, swallowed 2 flies only :LOL: They didn't even stop in the mouth for a bit, just when straight down :'( *grows wings* *bzzz*) Suncream would be a good idea though :indiff:

[tjej]

Peer Bint is what I say. :indiff:

sings again * There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course! * (<3 cut and paste :happy: )

Ahh Scarborough fair <3 You should get suncream, or you'll cook. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Peer Bint :happy:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: For some reason I saw Nick Cave in front of me, doing his little dance and singing how she'll die :LOL:

*cooks* Mmm kaffe :happy: Anorexic Pelle just realised he hasn't had lunch yet :LOL: Ahh, that's why the coffee feels so much besser :D

[tjej]

:LOL: It is a very Nick Cave-esque nursery rhyme. Like the one about choppers coming to chop of heads. :happy: No wonder British children are messed up in the mind :LOL:

You need to drink more tea lad. Six cups a day and you're sorted. It's a meal in a pot. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: Quite messed up yes. I've noticed.

*Listens to le Grieg concert with Karajan* Mmm, very good, but I hate listening to piano music, because then I want to play it myself, and I can't read piano notation to save my life :'(

More tea, now there's an idea...but coffee still is better...and makes the house smell divine <3

[tjej]

dach chi isio goffi doesn't sound as good as dach chi isio panad. :rolleyes: Just put some bergamont in your tea and your house will smell even better. <3

Really, can you not? It's pretty straight forward if you can read normal music. Then again I say that, cause I can't tell the difference twixt the two. Thanks alot Mrs. Stewart psycho piano bitch von der hoelle.

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: It doesn't sound as good no...jasmine tea though...mmm...

Well, I can work it out, but I have to sit for hours writing the name of the notes under each one, I can't just look at it and play, which I can with for example oboe...that sucks really. Though I learn it really well, which is why I know Rachmaninov's Prelude in C#m until the first fast part flawlessly, which I will start on someday soon, it's just so boring to sit and mould the fingers to play the right things :indiff: You no likey mrs Stewart? :LOL: German curses <3

[tjej]

Jasmine tea?! Are you mad! It pollutes it! Aw, it does suck. It's like knowing a language really well, and then coming to another one in the family and having to start from scratch and getting really frustrated that you're not fluent straight away and ARGH *pops*

May I say, much respect due for knowing Rachers' prelude. My hands are too small to play any of his stuff :'( Mrs Stewart was and still is an evil psycho crazy old woman who came to earth on a broomstick, determined to remove joy from the lives of 9 year old girls. :'( The bitch.

German curses are wonderful :happy: I've just been calling my beloved Step Father a dumme dirne schlampe huehre whilst pegging out the washing... Cause the idiot has put the line up too high.. which is great for him, all 6ft 1 of him.. but not for the dwarves, i.e mama und mich. Dome rotzak. :indiff: :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

:eek: Jasmine tea is lovely...but who can argue with a purist <3

Right on with the language analogy miss, right on :happy: Awww small hands :'( Mine are hayooge which is the reason Razza fits me well :happy: Got a few measures further, I'm now at the fast part :happy: (Though I don't play it exactly as it should be, I can't be arsed to learn some part which is quite like but not identical as the things played before)

Awww, how long did you have mrs Stewarse? Maybe she was a harsh, but efficient teacher? Like the Germans <3 :D

Dumme schlampe <3 You could call him 'pucko' too, quite effective Swedish one :happy:

I'm going to bed early again since my sister and svåger is waking me up tomorrow at 8 ( :eek: ) to walk 25 km's or something, and back, to the widely renown candy factory shop in Habo :LOL: (Habo is a shithole, I'm glad the factory is outside it :happy: ) Family traditions :happy:

Guten Nacht, sieben acht!

[tjej]

I'll let you off, you're Swedish and don't know what's best.. having said that Sweden appears to be Britain's only friend at the moment in Yerp.

Small hands are crap, it meant that I had to learn a completely unorthadox fingering method for clarinet which makes ANYTHING in D major/minor a ballache. *bows down to getting to fast part ability*

I had her for erm... 6 years? Nah, she was just harsh. With a beard. Stewarse - that's exactly what I called her.

Ooh pucko.. I like that :happy:

8?! oh you poor thing. 6:55 here. Frigging French Literature exam being at 9am.. at least German was in the afternoon. *doesn't need to sleep* Woo for walking! Hehe. God I wish school would let us wear our jimjams for exams... Hehe have fun at the factory! Don't end up eating yourself into a diabetic coma!

Bonne nuit!

[tjej]

My heart burns for French literature.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/siturvesmolire.jpg

:indiff:

[Krasnojarsk]

Ahahaha splendid :LOL: So the exam went how? :indiff:

I'm getting a small buzz from two tvååttor after 35-40 km of walking and 14 km of cycling...mmm sportive... :LOL: Sitting outside with a few cold ones and Canetti :happy: Mmm he's nice

[tjej]

The exam was HORRID. My Maupassant question, I was like dynamite "Peut-être que Maupassant voulait montre les attitudes de la majorité des français au temps de la guerre Franco-Prussien à la characteur de M. Deubuis" and all sorts of other pretentious spiel that one writes in a literature exam... Molière... yeah he deserved that burning.

:LOL: Have you had a fun day then my dear? It's cause Canetti's a Mof. The Mofs make the best authors <3

[Krasnojarsk]

Awww poor Rhiân *holds* Keep it burning me dear, keep it burning :indiff: Nice with imparfait though :happy: Won't you need to return that book to school though? :LOL: Or is it yours?

I had a nice day, all burned up though :$ He's a what? Mensch ohne Freunde? :LOL: Guess that's right, and he's oh so witted and nice :happy:

[tjej]

*holds back* Erm... yeah it does belong to school :unsure: S'not my fault I had to set fire to it cause it's rrrrrrrrrubbish :happy:

Did you not wear suncream? :rolleyes: Mensch ohne Freunde :LOL: I bet the merheit der Deutscher authors were ohne Freunden. Brecht <3 Böll <3 Kafka <3 Goethe <3 Oh they're all so wonderful <3 <3 :happy: :happy:

Argh I must stop falling asleep. :indiff:

[Krasnojarsk]

Well then, if it was rabbash it's awright. I can totally see where you're coming from :D

No, no suncream :$ Will tomorrow though...but mmm, I like the colour of my arms now :happy:

Ah all the lonely people :happy: That's a great list indeed with Canetti included :happy:

Tired are we?

[tjej]

Good to see someone does! Although I don't think M. Jenkinson will take it too well on book return day when I give him a rather charred L'Avare. :happy: Ah umm oui.. j'ai un petit accident... erm mon erm matches zey ermm.. sleept. Regardez monsieur! Jemand klaut Ihre VW! *lauft*

I must look into this Canetti dude properly. He was the one responsible for Das Gewissen der Worte, wasn't he?

Absolutly knackered. It didn't help that Pusscat somehow managed to creep onto my belly in the night... waking up with a cat staring at you without realising it was there in the first place is terrifying!

[Krasnojarsk]

Good to see someone does! Although I don't think M. Jenkinson will take it too well on book return day when I give him a rather charred L'Avare. :happy: Ah umm oui.. j'ai un petit accident... erm mon erm matches zey ermm.. sleept. Regardez monsieur! Jemand klaut Ihre VW! *lauft*
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Good idea
I liked the look on my teacher's face when my friend and I declared 'nous sommes venus pour retourner le Putain Prince'. She didna get it though :LOL:

I must look into this Canetti dude properly. He was the one responsible for Das Gewissen der Worte, wasn't he?

Absolutly knackered. It didn't help that Pusscat somehow managed to creep onto my belly in the night... waking up with a cat staring at you without realising it was there in the first place is terrifying!

Hmm, I think he was, but Der (Das, die? Fuck it) Blendung is his best...it's OH so awesomely fantastical :eek:

Cats are scary, they tend to bite me all the time :indiff: Haven't you yelled enough at him in German to know he shouldn't be there? :happy:

[tjej]

:LOL: :LOL: Celui-ci est le Prince avec les morales d'un chat qui habite dans une ruelle.

It'll be Die cause ung is a feminine ending :happy: (Unless it's genitive or dative, then it'll be der <3 German so big) I will keep meine Augen out for it :happy:

Cats are wonderful. My mother's like the old woman who lived in a shoe, only instead of children she has cats. It's Monty that I yell at in German... Pusscat I just... yell at. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: :LOL: Ahahaha ben c'est tellement vrai :LOL:

German is scary :eek: I have no idea what's it called in English...the Blinding? Or maybe it's the one called Auto-Da-Fé?

Cat family are ye then? My father always say he had to live with a wild cat when he was younger...I choose not to believe him :happy: You only have the two?

(Smooooth legs :happy: Aaaah, drownded in blissful moisturizer)

[tjej]

German's wonderful *chants article table <3* Yeah, it could be the blinding or the dazzling... god bless zee dzuhmans for using the same words for different things.

Indeed... haha Romulus and Remus style, but with a cat? :LOL: Nah we've got five... although three of them are far too cool to actually bother coming in the house so they spend their days killing things.

Ahhhhh. Body Shop moisturiser :happy: It smells so goooooood.

[tjej]

http://german.pravapis.org/articles.asp

WOO YEAH!

[Krasnojarsk]

German's wonderful *chants article table <3* Yeah, it could be the blinding or the dazzling... god bless zee dzuhmans for using the same words for different things.

Indeed... haha Romulus and Remus style, but with a cat? :LOL: Nah we've got five... although three of them are far too cool to actually bother coming in the house so they spend their days killing things.

Ahhhhh. Body Shop moisturiser :happy: It smells so goooooood.

Come to think of it, it is called Auto-Da-Fé in English...Förbländningen in Zweeds.

Oooh five! Sounds like a pretty nifty life :LOL: Are they all the same race?

Body shop? I thought they were corrupt fascists? :indiff:





http://german.pravapis.org/articles.asp

WOO YEAH!

:happy:

[tjej]

Ooooh. It looks prettier in het Zweeeeds.

Monty and Pusscat are, they're like the posh pedigree ones who think they're important. The other three are just rogueish moggies that turned up on our doorstep :LOL:

They may be corrupt fascists... but the Papaya Body Butter is just divine :happy: When it comes to smelling nice, one doesn't need morals. *coughinnertorycough* :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Ooooh. It looks prettier in het Zweeeeds.

Monty and Pusscat are, they're like the posh pedigree ones who think they're important. The other three are just rogueish moggies that turned up on our doorstep :LOL:
:LOL: Aww those are the best, we used to have one like that in Ånö when I was littler :happy: I never like too lazy cats...strotting around like they own the place :indiff: A friend of mine used to start to play drums as soon as hiz lazy cat entered the room to sleep in his bass drum :indiff: That was horrid to watch. But the cat bit me too, the bastardo


They may be corrupt fascists... but the Papaya Body Butter is just divine :happy: When it comes to smelling nice, one doesn't need morals. *coughinnertorycough* :happy:

:happy: I could use a nice body lotion, I only use some clinical one when making me legs smoov. :happy:

[tjej]

They are pretty awesome cats. Except Mr. White who has a fixation with killing things.. or half killing things and insisting on bringing them in the house. Sleep in his bass drum? Bizare! Although Monty does like to sleep in me violin case. Must've been an evil cat to bite you!

Are there any Body Shops in Sweden? There must be.. half of me showergel is labled in Schvensky. Clinical ones can be good... but they just don't smell fruity enough. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mr White? As in...?http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/reservoir_dogs/harvey_keitel/dogs.jpg
:LOL: Fits him well then :LOL:

Yer there are Body Shops, my sister dragged me to them when I was little

Just sat up 2 hours to cut one single Smiths bootleg mp3 to divided, named, and zipped mp3's :stunned: Booooring, but oh so rewarding :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Ahahaha :LOL:

Morrissey: Johnny wants to do Barbarism, do you mind? Do you mind? Yes, no?
Crowd: Yes!
Morrissey: Yes? You do mind? You don't mind? Do you mind?
Crowd: Yeees! Noooo!
They're in France, should add that :happy: :LOL:

Awwww.

[tjej]

The one and only! :LOL: He's such a bruiser with his one eye and wonky leg :LOL:

That's some pretty intense bootlegging (can that be a verb?) You should go back to the Body Shops now and get the pretty smelling stuff. Just one visit is enough to start an addiction. That and really pretty salesmen.. ahem.

How brilliant is this hostel we found in Moskva

http://host.picturewizard.com/2005-1/235905/tramp.JPG

Shame it's like £20 a night :'( I'd pay for the name alone though.

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: Seems like a nice cat awright :happy: He must be old?

We went to H&M just now, forgot to get their strawberry Body Butter :indiff: I could really use a good lotion after all this burning
Don't know if the Body Shop that used to be in John's Shopping is still here though :indiff: Pretty salesmen you say? Nice :happy:

:LOL: :LOL: Gostinitsa Tramp :LOL: What were they thinking? But tramps are travellers I guess, they'd need someplace to stay :happy:

Mmmm that bootleg is so awfully divine *cuddles it* Double Barbarism...great Girl Afraid...Heaven Knows too! *drool* 'I want the one I can't have' would definately have made it one of the best bootlegs evoh :happy:

[tjej]

I dunno how old he is to be honest, he's one of the 'just turned up to get fed and now I live here' cats. He's so fat. Like a small sheep.

H&M <3 They always have such wonderful jackets. I didn't know they did toiletries though. Hmm a trip to Preston is now on the cards *rubs hands together* Oh yes, very pretty salesmen :happy:

It's cause thems Ruskjes are down with the lingo, innit. :happy:

Yay for Bootlegs! Well worth the staying up all night for? Girl Afraid <3 :happy:

Woo hair dye and öl!

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: He's fat then

Oh yes, the H&M jackets are great, though my sister bought a girl jacket I wanted, and since I started looking for them after that, they are nowhere to be found :'( Found a nice jacket today, but it was too long :indiff: They have some make-up and those things over 'ere.

The bootleg was well worth the toiling :happy: I'm giddy like a school girl, also bootlegs feel sooo 80's :happy:

Hair dye and öl? What colour it gonna be? We're having a sober day over here, sister is making cheesecake and other stuff for tomorrow (Midsommar wooooo! :happy: ) The öl is in the fridge, weather's going to be nice, sister cooking, now I just have to find that old vodka bottle we had, unless we're all out :indiff: We have our 40 franc chemical rum though :LOL:

[tjej]

Like a furry blob.

And they're all so cheap too :happy: it's always hit and miss jacket shopping.. sometimes you can go for months without seeing one. Guaranteed as soon as you have no money, the shops are full of hamazing ones.

Hooray for the 80s! Just wish I could remember more of it than drawing on the wall and getting shouted at... :unsure:

It says 'ere on't box 'mid copper brown' so.. knowing my luck... ginger.

Eeeh you crazy pagan-esque Zweedles. :happy: Sounds like you'll have lots of fun :happy: Although vodka *shudders* s'poison that.

[Krasnojarsk]

Yer, it's when you're a poor student all the divine jackets will appear :indiff: and those black shirts with indescribable things on it :indiff:

Aww, I've always stated the 80's lasted until '93 :happy: So there must have been something more than shouting :D

Ginger no good? Mid copper brown sound lovely :happy:

Oh yes, loads of fun to be had tomorrow :happy: Don't like vodka!? And you're going where? Rasha?

I'm all teary-eyed after the make-up :LOL:

[tjej]

Studenthood is a time for charity shops and market stalls <3 :happy: That's why British students always look so... crap.

You may have a point. Ahhh 93 *looks whistful*

The way the dye's looking at the moment, I think it may be purple :stunned:

Hush you... I'm sure the Russians will like erm Calvados..

Y'know Pelle me dear, it goes around the eye.. not in it :happy: :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

English students look like crap? The students in Sweden are probably the most fashion-orientated population group there is over here. :confused:


Oh, purple could be nice too innit? :happy: I could really do with some dark brown hair at the moment, would make me like the hair a bit more :happy: I'm too lazy to bother though :LOL: Are you doing your hair on öl, or do you wait til afterwards? Could explain the purpleness otherwise, couldni? :happy:

The Russians like everything no doubt :LOL:

I know, I know, the crying's stopped now though...I'm crap with make-up :LOL:

[tjej]

Yep. Especially the Manchester ones. They like to think they look cool but oh dear.

S'looking quite dark. May look a bit less goffic after I've dried it :LOL: I'm just part way through me bottle of öl, so I don't have two pairs of hands yet :LOL:

With practice, y'ell get berra. You're probably at the 11 year old girl playing with mum's cosmetics for a trip to the newsagents stage. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

*Shakes head* What have they done to Madchestoh, the Kingdom of Cool :stunned:

Dark, well let's hope it's coming along nicely then, mid copper brown can't be all too light can it :happy:

I am exactly at the 11 year-old stage :LOL: It's a bit hit and miss really

[tjej]

Ah the manc students have always looked like that. You can't help but admire some of them.. with their stupid hair et al.

S'quite dark.. still a bit red though :happy: <3 my stupidly big sunspecs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/nuhur.jpg

You'll improve, just like we all did. It could take a few years though :LOL:

[tjej]

Oh dear god I've only had three öls and I'm tipsy. :stunned:

[Krasnojarsk]

Ah the manc students have always looked like that. You can't help but admire some of them.. with their stupid hair et al.

S'quite dark.. still a bit red though :happy: <3 my stupidly big sunspecs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/nuhur.jpg

You'll improve, just like we all did. It could take a few years though :LOL:

That looks really cool :happy:

Tipsy are ye? I've been making a 161 song mp3 record for midsommar with me sis so we'll be busy all day :D

[tjej]

Thank you :happy: I crashed and burned early.. damn that Mexican beer making me sooo sleepy!

That sounds excellent! *whistles* hang the DJ, haaang the DJ :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mexican beer :happy: So you're not celebrating midsommar today then? :D

It is excellent, though Panic isn't on it :indiff: We (I :D) decided to get hardcore Smithsy and included both the first studio version and the Troy Tate version of Wonderful Woman :D

Going to me nain soon :happy:

[tjej]

The weather here's more like midwinter that midsommar! :'(

Hehe mmexcellent. <3 Smiffs. Contrary to popular belief thems feelgood moozik.

Woo! <3 die großeltern. Best members of any family.

[Krasnojarsk]

It's midvinter again? :'( Awww poor you, it's still scorching over here

Midvinternattens köld är hård,
stjärnorna gnistra och glimma
Alla sova i enslig gård
djupt under midnattstimma
Månen vandrar sin tysta ban,
snön lyser vit på fur och gran,
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Smiffs is the best feelgood muzyka :happy: Now it's Gorky's Zygotic Mwnci though :happy:

[tjej]

I don't think it knows what it is... it's all grey and warm but cold and rainy. STUPID NORTH WEST. It's like here is under a bubble with a climate of its own. Zwartepoel 'specially.

Woo ffor dde Gorky's! The best musicians to come out of Cymru since Tony ac Aloma. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Holy fukc I'm drunk I bit thorugh my chin with me teeth whilst running upstairs :indiff: The fucks going on mI think I'm gonna die, but it's only midsommar once a year right. Embarassed meself in fonrt of the neihgibours as well

:'( Thjis will be regretted tomorrow

And I*m bleeding like a...thing that bleeds like things

I need a toothbrush

Hioly fuck

[tjej]

:LOL: Good midsommar then? :LOL: Haha what did you do to embarass yourself?

Bleeding like a stuck pig :happy:

*e-passes toothbrush, sticking plaster and a large glass of water and two paracetamol (for the morning)*

:LOL: sobriety is rubbish.

[Krasnojarsk]

I played rabbash ping.pong. Thanks for the plaster tis muhbc needed. I'm heading to bed

Wrelcome to our customary Sweish misdommar...we're aöways like this

But why they fuck the bleeding? I'm gonna have a scar foir weeks :'( The teeth right throught the chin :'(

Now I'm going ta bed...gnight :happy:

*is ashamed already.* UI know I wont' dare to faec the neighbours tomorrah...or the Muse board :'(

[tjej]

Hahahahaha *ruffles drunken Pelle's hair and hugs* bless ye.

That Ikea ad had some weight to it :LOL:

Has it made a hole? Is it bad? :( Just stick some concealer on it. Problem solved :happy:

N'night ye pisshead. :happy: :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Oh dear :$

[tjej]

*giggles* How's the chin? More importantly, how's the head? *stands behind Pelle and bashes a saucepan with a spoon* :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

The chin is fucked up :unsure: It's all red and bloody :'( No head to worry about, I'm alright :happy:

Metro-Pelle had a swell time too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/pellerker.jpg
:LOL: :LOL:

[tjej]

How the hell did you manage to do that? Have you put Savlon or something on it? :LOL: you look quite.. goffic rather than metro there :happy: The hair's looking good though :)

[Krasnojarsk]

I ran upstairs, fell, and bashed my chin in the stairs quite hard :stunned:

Yer I do admit it's a bit goffic there, but all that can't be eye-shadow, it's just shady :happy: Pelle Goff listening to the Kewer and enjoying an evening fag :LOL: Cheers bout t'hair :happy:

[tjej]

Ouch! Good job your Motherbear is a doctor... unless she's the type of doctor like my friend Johnny's dad... he dug a huge chunk out of his shin (you could see the bone errrr) and Dr. I just put some sticky tape over it and told him to stop being such a girl :LOL:

Midsommer looks like fun. :happy: I hope it was a real fag, like Gitanes or other frenchy tar fueld ones... non of that filter rubbish :LOL: you'll get Krebs and die...

[Krasnojarsk]

I just phoned me mam, she said not to worry if it's not a proper big hole :happy: She is that kind of doctor yes :D

Midsommar's great, but those were just some boring filter ones, I know it's girly, but if I had a Gaulois I would've taken that :D I hate smoking though, it's so rabbashly disgusting :indiff:

Aaand it's raining here, God's own way of telling us he doesn't like drinking binges :$

[tjej]

Hehe amazing. I love mums. I broke my arm when I was 8 and mine told me to stop complaining I'd just sprained it. :LOL:

Hopefully, when we become The United Kingdom of Great Sweden and Northern Ireland (which is looking likely, as Tone's properly loving Sweden at the moment) Midsommar will be an integral part of island life... You can have May Day.

It is disgusting... can't really say owt though. If pushed (and full to the brim) of red wine, I'll partake in one. :$

Aha! He's detoxing you all. Just like he's cleansing Glastonbury of filthy hippies.

[Krasnojarsk]

Awww mums yes. Don't we just love our parents överhuvudtaget :happy: They made a new Dutch (or Fryslân) friend in Basque Country t'other day, a 'water-running' guide, wadlopen. Gave me pa a very special Dutch bier as well. :happy: And also a Basque lady who spoke Basque, but they didn't have much time to talk to her though :indiff:

Tone and Göran are the bestest of mates aren't they :LOL: Mmm Beckham and Owen in blue and yellow :happy:

I've only smoked fags when really drunk, but I've never got the point, never got any rush or anything :indiff: It's good-fer-nuffin I tells ye :indiff:

Y'didn't get Glasto tickets, or what's this all about? :LOL:

[tjej]

Excellent! All those friendly mainland Europeans <3

It's probably because no-one wants to speak to Tone anymore, cause he's an arse (by god I laid into him something rotten in my politics exam on Thursday... ahem) *imagines Arja singing our national anthem* :LOL:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/entertainment_taking_a_swim_at_glastonbury/img/1.jpg

^ The current situation in Glasto. Where's Noah when you need him? I couldn't go cause my exams clashed with it :'(

[Krasnojarsk]

What did you write about the poor lad? :LOL: I'm sure the MI5 has got a file on you somewhere after all your essays :happy:

Högt över havet for anthem <3 Ahh, that's a country even I could live in

Whoa Glasto's properly fucked up. Poor sods :D Mmm weather's still nice here though :happy: I'm going for a stroll.

[tjej]

It was on transport and transport problems, which I happened to interpret as "Labour, and Labour problems" as you do.

The rail system is by far better in France, yet Britain insists on having some of the highest fuel taxes in Europe. Pray tell then, why is our public transport system a shambles? France don't have the excuse of NHS funding.

Instead of wasting time taxing people for each mile they drive, the government should be working towards concessions with the money they already have. After all, Labour are supposed to be socialists. :happy:

The weather's been sooooo rhubbish all day today. :indiff: Ahh strolling. :happy: did you have a good'un?

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: That's great! You should live in Sweden, you'd really have a ball writing essays about our ridiculous taxes, and how we get nothing in return. <3 "Socialists"

Strolling was nice, but hard since I had to get out of the house without my neighbours seeing me :LOL: Now I'm just coiled up in here, playing le Twin Reverb :happy:

[tjej]

Just how badly did you embarrass yourself last night to warrent clandestine exits from your house?! :LOL: "socialists" almost as good as "communists" of which half of the Lower Sixth at a fee paying school claim to be :rolleyes:

Ahh le twin reverb so mellow ahh. :happy: I've just been demonstrating my amazing singing skills (haha) to my mother with the piano... by singing everything in a different key to what I played :happy: She now thinks I'm on drugs :D

[Krasnojarsk]

I'm not sure, that's why I'm afraid :LOL: I remember I tried to prove to the Hungarian family who lives in my street that I could say 'the most unbelievable mechanic' in Hungarian, several times, and 'a legesleghihetetlenebb gépkocsiszerelö' isn't the easiest thing to say after all that Bushwhacker wine :LOL:
The younger kids who were there laughed at me earlier today anyways :D And according to the pictures that were taken, my sobriety canna have been great :LOL: Oh dear, me half-snogging my svåger :$
But tomorrow I'll hold my head high at laugh at the kiddos who can't even buy alcohol :happy: Not that I'm drinking it again ever :LOL:

Lower sixth...how old are they? I swear, almost 96.3 percent of all 13 year olds here have been communists (or Marxists) one time or another...me included, but I was so hardcore I could back me facts up after listening to me father's ex-Marxist rants :happy:

The Twin is faaaabolous, especially after an hour or two...aaahhhhh... :happy:

Your piano trickery sounds hard :LOL: But you do have an amazing voice, so you should be preuwd. :happy:

[tjej]

:LOL: Oh dear :LOL: It's like trying to convince people you can say Llanfair PG after a few.. it just.. it'll never happen :LOL:

:LOL: Just ignore them, they're small. You're higher in the foodchain than them, ergo far superior. :happy: I wouldn't worry about the half snogging thing.. we've got pictures of my next-door neighbour and his brother in the throws of pissed up passion :LOL: Haha sure you're never drinking again.. :rolleyes: *coughstockholmcough*

Lower Sixth... tis the year below mine so they'll be 16/17. Ah so long as the rants can be backed up with facts (and ice-picks) it's all good :happy:

Ahhhh. Nah it's not too hard, play the song then... howl :happy: Nah.. it's not that good. You should've heard the squarbles that came out while I was trying to get the right key/octave for The Art Teacher... :$

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: Llanfair, I'd like to hear you say that when pissed...you can do it :happy: :D

Yes, I'll be ignoring them ever so muchly :happy: They're actually quite polite normally, so I reckon I won't have much trouble in the future...I'll be laughing the day my neighbours turn 20 so I'll see them kissing each other...I bet it was a disturbing sight? :LOL:

Maybe a few pints, but in Sweden dear, that's not drinking :happy: Saw a review in the paper today for Café Piastowska in Stockholm...seems nice, and oh so Polishly exquisite. :happy:

17 year olds, pah, but they're fun to argue against, especially when one is equipped with a bloody ice-pick :happy:

Howling I can do, tis much fun. I like vibratoing every little vowel and consonant Antony stylee when doing Soft Black Stars :LOL: It's no good most singing techniques make you look stupid though :LOL:

Hey isn't it like 2 weeks till our official tour of Stockholm? Time flies. Have you got your revolver for the Palme murder reenactment :LOL:

[tjej]

Haha I struggle after the Pwll :LOL: It's hard enough sober for the people who live there to say :LOL: (that word order wasn't right, was it?)

That's the way to go :happy: Make sure you have a camera poised, ready to make flyers for your neighbourhood. That'll teach 'em to mock ye :happy:

Is Sweden just full of alcoholics then? I bet the Swedes are actually the football hooligans, not the Brits. Oooh the wska ending is enough to make me love it :happy:

They're not as good as the dillusional 15/16 year olds who think the world is against them. Crush them like bugs.. no need to get the ice-pick dirty :happy:

Ahh vibrato <3 The best thing is singing along to the soprano part of any choral work when you should be doing alto. Watch the glass shatter :D

It is... 10 days till we fly to London (not that I'm so stupidly excited/sad/whatever I have a countdown going :$) I thought we could use silly string, kind of an avant-garde, colourful reenactment. :happy: Which reminds me, we'll have to swap numbers soon, otherwise Laura and I will have to stand in Stockholm centre with a sign saying "Krasnojarsk, over 'ere" (like thems taxi people at airports) :D

[Krasnojarsk]

Pwll...mmm...s'almost like Szczbrzeszyn :happy:

Swedes are terrible drinkers, remember, we're in the "spirits' belt", same as Russia for example, we drink vodka because we like it :D Mmm I could do with a nice snaps right now...mmm...akvavit...I like the hooligans for our 'biggest' local football team, they seem so puny :LOL: "J-Södraaaaaa, J-Södraaaaa!" :LOL:

Ah yes sopranoing :LOL: I've been thinking of joining a choir in Lund with my svåger, but sometimes I'm afraid to sing some songs in public since I naturally strive to sing barython (whotsit called in English?) mixed with really high 'male soprano' :LOL: I make no sense at all, sorry, me's too tired :$

10 days! Wow, that's pretty soon then. I'll phone me friend up there sometime soon and get things done.
Silly string sounds really fitting...should make a pretty impressive spectacle for all innocent bystanders to watch :happy: Oh yer, I'll have to find a statue of the Man if you wanted something to photograph...otherwise we always have all the boring stuff like the Royal Castle, the Old Town and things like that...should impress the ones at home pretty well :D I'll send you me number on Gmail later if it's awright?
I'm heading to bed I think, s'been a rough day :happy:

Aaaaall ovah, people changing their vote along with theeeeir ooovercoat! :happy:

Jó estét!

[tjej]

The Polish theory: Vowels? Nahhhh... :D

Ah the spirits belt. See we just tend to be the... anything drink. It has been known for us to mix whiskey with Smirnoff Ice, cause we're 'ard... Or the 'Turbo Shandy' - Wife Beater Juice and Smirnoff Ice. Oh the class of the Brits.

Baritone? AND Soprano? You must have quite a range :happy:

S'nine days now :D :D Single figures *excitement* Ooh, yes a statue. If not, we could always make one out of Blu-tack :happy:

Smashing. I'll try not to share it with tele-marketers muahaha. Rough day? Why am I not in the slightest bit surprised?

Slaap lekker!

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm, the Czechs are even more so...mmm...

I could see how you'll drink anything :LOL: Do you have the Red Bull/Jägermeister or Vodka/Red Bull drinks as well?
:LOL: Turbo Shandy :LOL: Classy indeed. I quite like the 'Pajala sunrise', glass filled with home-produced 80 percent alcohol, tinted with Coke and a slice of the big Swedish sausage falukorv at the bottom :happy:

:LOL: I have some range yes, but only sometimes...mmm I sound like a girl :LOL:

Mmm 9 days, s'nothing that :happy: Blu-tack or snow, we should follow the Swedish traditions innit. Sent you le number on gmail, hope it got it right, with removing the first 0 and replacing it with 0046

[tjej]

Oh god.. I remember when I first was introduced to Vodka and Red Bull... I had about 6 and couldn't sleep for a week. That Pajala sunrise sounds absolutly disgusting :stunned:

Nothing wrong with sounding like a girl :happy:

Tis nowt :D I'm going into town today to stock up on travel plugs and all purpouse soap :D I've pass it onto the Polish telemarketers, hopefully it'll be the right one and their harassment will reach you :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Pajala sunrise is a classic, never had it though :LOL: Or, norrländsk kaffekask: Put a coin in a coffee cup, pour in some coffee until the coin can't be seen, finally pour 80% alcohol till you see the coin again :happy: Mmm

Mmmm Polish spam, that was nice :happy: Following my Finnish phone book tradition, I named you Rhiiani. That awright? :happy:

Soap and...travel plugs? As the thing you stick in the wall? Mmmm I love Swedish power outlets...so simplistic :happy:

[tjej]

Oh dear lord.. that sounds... deathly.

Well any time for the Polish spam, any time. Although don't be expecting any żńąęśćóźł though. :indiff: Rhiiani is simply wonderful, infact it's not dissimilar to what Ed calls me. :happy:

Yeah, since Yerp is crap and only has two holes instead of three :rolleyes:

[Krasnojarsk]

Oh dear, żńąęśćóźł is really beautiful :happy: One should get a Polish mobile, just for Polish t9 :happy: Or multilingual t9, just for the drunken moments :happy:
Rhiiani does have a certain ring to it :happy: The Finns wouldn't pronounce it very differently from les Welsh though

3 holes, s'too much hassle right there :indiff:

I'm heading out on a bike ride, most of my neighbours are at work anyway, so that'll ease me into the 'going out' transition :happy:

[tjej]

ah well, there'll always be éèöäüôà etc etc... although thems not the same :LOL:
Ah Finns <3

Pah, at least our appliances are earthed :rolleyes:

Ah excellent! Have fun! If you see a neighbour, just pretend to be training pour leTour or something :happy:

<3 My mum "I only drink cheap wine anyway" "No, you don't. You've not been brought up to drink cheap wine" :LOL:

[Mona]

Hej era sprakbegavade varelser.

I'm in egypt now.. that's why I havent been online for a while.
Pelle, var det inte du som alskade araber. hit med dig da ! NU !

[tjej]

It's the Mona! *waves* How's t'Egypt? Have you raided the pyramids yet? :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

ah well, there'll always be éèöäüôà etc etc... although thems not the same :LOL:
Ah Finns <3

Pah, at least our appliances are earthed :rolleyes:

Ah excellent! Have fun! If you see a neighbour, just pretend to be training pour leTour or something :happy:

<3 My mum "I only drink cheap wine anyway" "No, you don't. You've not been brought up to drink cheap wine" :LOL:

I've been working on my neighbour relations for hours now, wooing them with Recuerdos de la Alhambra and Adelita on guitar:LOL: I still get the feeling everybody hates me though :LOL:

Brilliant wine quote :happy: Such a Tory thing to say :happy:


Hej era sprakbegavade varelser.

I'm in egypt now.. that's why I havent been online for a while.
Pelle, var det inte du som alskade araber. hit med dig da ! NU !

Mona! Long time no see. Don't rub it in :'( Can't you mail me some arabs?

[tjej]

:LOL: Excellent! I'm just annoying mine with the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. <3 :happy: Je t'aime... moi non plus on Ukuleles is just the best thing ever.

Mother admitted to me yesterday that in the past three general elections she's voted for Labour. Absolutly gobsmacked.

[Krasnojarsk]

Gainsbourg on ukuleles :LOL: How...sexual! :LOL:

She's labour!? ... I'm impressed! :D Does she approve of your Tone-bashing in essays then? :happy:

[tjej]

I haven't mentioned it to her, cause she'd go loopy for me not taking my exams seriously :happy:

It's definately much more sexual than the original... they do a mean George Formby cover in a Rusk styleeee too :D

On a tangent, I bought the most tarty nail polish ever today. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Pah, labour bashing, isn't that as serious as it gets in England? :happy:

More sexual...mmm...French incestual relations...Rusk stylee :LOL: I love Serge <3

Ooh, nail polish! Pink glitter? :D Goff black?

I just discovered Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring may be one of the best songs ever :happy: I love Emule :happy: Though it did cheat me today, I've been looking forward towards a new live bootleg of Money Changes Everything, but they'd mislabeled it, and it was really The Draize Train. :'( Fucking eejits :indiff: Only heard it live once :indiff:

Mmm Josh Groban...can you be more gay and look like a clothing commercial at the same time? :LOL:

[tjej]

:LOL: I dunno, it is very Daily Mail/Private Eye...

Hehehe

It's like drag queen red, schocking :happy:

Argh bummer! I hate it when that happens. Like when I thought I'd downloaded a Bach requiem mass thing.. and it was actually some ruddy mood music :indiff:

:LOL: It's the best way to be :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Drag queen red :LOL: Spaffing innit. You got the red sequined evening dress to boot? :happy:

Just spoke to Jan, our man in Stockholm, we're going recon on the 5th just to check out some nice, cheap places to go to, maybe some nice place with live music later or whatever you want :happy: S'up to you. Maybe you're tired from le trip, we could just sit and hang out someplace. We'll see. :happy: Let's hope the weather's nice too. How are you getting from the airport?

[tjej]

Corr I wish. I've got a black evening dress... lacks the necessary queeny aspect though.

Ooh excellent :happy: We're fairly easy come easy go :) I doubt we'll be too tired (nowt a coffee and a shower can't fix!) I'm sure whatever will be grand :happy: Either with le train or le bus probably. Time for me to show off me Zweeds: jag heter Olof Palme, jag behöver get to Stockholm, tack. Fluent, or what?! :happy:

Stravinsky was a nutter. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/igorsgonemad.jpg) An absolute nutter.

[Krasnojarsk]

Black :happy:

All will be fine then :happy: Just hope I don't get us lost in suburbs :LOL:
Corrrr, that is really fluent, I think you behöver komma till Stockholm though :happy: You'll mix in no doubt :happy:

Stravinsky :eek: That's crazy. He must've had too much time on his hands :happy: "Just one more instrument"

[tjej]

The best colour there is. *goff*

Ah getting lost's all part of the fun, innit. Many a time and oft when my friends and I have been seriously worse for wear we've teetered (love that verb) home in the dark through the suburbs and not got lost. Did the same 3 mile walk today.. got lost ended up walking about 6 miles. Moral to story is = alcohol helps directional skills.

he composed the whole ballet in 10 DAYS. TEN! Seriously, you should see/hear the rest of it. *dies*

[Krasnojarsk]

Teeter...mmm.... :happy: Yes, alcohol's terrific for it, must activate the survival genes or something...wonder what the stone age people did to live through the night :LOL: Which reminds me, I'll have to get some subway thingies so I can get home later from ruffian Söder :LOL: :happy:

10 days! That's awfully sick :happy: Aaah those Russians <3 Don't we just love 'em? He looked like a German colonel though, didnee? :LOL:
http://www.milkenarchive.org/press/ap_photos/stravinsky.jpg :happy:

[tjej]

It must. God the amount of times we've happily strolled through Blackpool's Rape District at 4am cause we've run out of taxi money... bloody hell. Ah Stone Age people just drew on walls/clubbed women over the heads.

Love em? Adore them :happy: With their Augmented Fourth writing and 7/4 time. *revision pays off*

Hahaha he looks quite.. sinister. Menya zavooooot Igor. Privet, little girl.

[Krasnojarsk]

Been through a lot then have ye :LOL: You'll laugh at Stockholm by night then :LOL: Just like 'em Rushmers would :happy: Just noticed Gustaf af Klint is next to the ferries to Finland, quite comfortable, if not for the proximity, then for the amount of Finns you'll be seeing :happy: (That sentence feels off... :confused: )

7/4? That is sick! I'll stick to my 6/8 thank you very much. I know bugger all about music theory though, so I'll stick to things I know :$ You have a big exam in those things then? Tomorrow?

:LOL: Sinister's the word. Guess you have to be to be (to be doo) Russian. :happy: Priyti sioda, priyti k otsu malenkaya devochka, ya tebya lyublyuuu, i ya tolka khochu tebya videt'...nye budu tebya dotronutsya...I'm an art lover xaxaxaxaxa!

Mmm freshly shaved chin

[tjej]

Eeeh lad, s'grim up narth. One day you will discover this. :happy: Ooh really? Excellent! That makes life easier by far :D

This whole suite is a sick little puppydog. We could've done Prokofiev, but nooo noo noo. :indiff: Don't worry, I'm the same when it comes to theory, I passed me grade 5 by 2 marks :LOL: Yup, tis the 3 hour music Mod 4 at 1pm tomorrow :indiff:

:LOL: to be to be doo :LOL: ahh. Ahh Russian. *looks blankly*

Mmm I've always wanted facial hair, just cause shaving foam looks cool on.

[Krasnojarsk]

Life won't be that nice when the Finns start throwing vodka bottles through your cabin window...believe me, I wouldn't be surprised, Finnish ferries are the best though! Mmm all those minor tangoes :happy: And the drunkard Swedes :happy: Mmmm, I'm getting all warm and fuzzy inside

Thought you were quite the theory master, don't worry, you come off like one anyway, and that must count for something right? :happy: 3 hours!? What on earth is there to be written on augmented fourths in 3 hours? "This is a fourth. What do you want to do to it? A.) Augment. Correct" The only music theory things we had were to distinguish half notes from quarter notes :happy: S'hard that.

How can you stare blankly at Russian, though you had your Oxford Guide to Pedophiliac Russian in handy? :indiff: At least your must learn some phrases from the Commie Manifesto in Rashan :happy: Proletarii vsekh stran soedinyaites!

You wanted what? :indiff: But I must admit, the stubble farthest down on the chin is grrreat to shave off :LOL: That other 20-year-old hair is just boring. Shaving foam looks cool though. S'why we have our classy mousse à raser Williams from the radio commercials on Europe 2 from last year :LOL: Wasted a lot of it on me legs though, now it's exclusively for le face :happy: :LOL:

[tjej]

There was something in my guidebook about finns... "Some St Petersburg hotels are plagued by crowds of noisy, cheap drink sodden Finns who make even Russians seem like tea-totalers" :LOL:

Pff I wish. *wishes* It's a daft exam, an hour on listening to random excerpts of music and analysing it, then 2 hours writing essays on Stravinsky. :indiff: Half notes and quater notes... THEY'VE AMERICANISED YOU :stunned: :'(

Cause I don't know any of it yet :'( This time next year I will though :happy:

Just so I could shave it. Hehe, you should grow some proper sideboards, like half of my year has decided to do :LOL: Ian Brown's singing a Roses song! *wheeeeeeeee*

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: :LOL: That's Finns, right on the spot :LOL: Awww bless 'em :happy:

How have I been americanised? :'( Is it quaver in Br. E? I only direct translated fum Swedish :$

Sideboards...mmm...nnnah :LOL: I also love shaving the side of the chin too much for that :happy:

Ooh, Ian Brown on telly? My Meeer-zay parada-hise! :happy:

I really should go to bed soon, my head's gonna implode in a sec

[tjej]

Quavers and semiquavers :happy:

Haha damn you and your face shaving.

OOH IT'S RUFUS NOW :happy: Ahh Rufus *gets those goosebumps you get from amazing singers/musicians and that wee tear in eye*

That'll be Midsommar coming back up to haunt you.

[Krasnojarsk]

Quavers does sound better, I agree :happy:

I never got Rufus to be honest :$ Maybe I'm a vile heretic :$ :unsure:

I'm off tah bed to dream of midsommar :LOL: Gnoit! Sweet dreams :happy:

[tjej]

They're also a tasty cheezy snack. :happy:

Aw, he's wonderful. So gay and such an amazing musician <3 You are indeed a vile heretic *slaps around face with a rolemop* Nah I'll forgive you for it... in time *whistles*

I hope memories of your neighbourly behaviour don't turn the dream into a nightmare :p N'night, sleep tight mind the bed bugs don't bite :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Best songs evoh at the moment: Josh Groban - Jesu Joy, Chicago - You're the inspiration :happy: Mmmm...double gaï <3

[tjej]

Noo noo nooo best song ever is Savage Garden - I knew I loved you <3 <3 with it's gay intervals and 5 marks and oh those sequences <3 Huzzah for gay. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

:eek: Haven't heard than 'un? Is it very gay? Affirmation gay? :eek: Mmm gay intervals :happy:

[tjej]

Oh it's full of gay, with it's rising and falling melody and gayness. I think it's on Affirmation.. it has the campest Backstreet Boy-esque intro. :happy:

AQA is possibly the greatest exam board ever. <3

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmmm camp BSB...sounds lovely really :happy: I should get it downloaded <3
AQA stands for what by the way?

Mmmm just tuned my guitar to equal temperament :happy:

[tjej]

It's delightful. Really makes you want to be a gay Australian :happy:

Erm... I have no idea. Something about Assesment and qualifications somethingorother. :unsure:

Ahh the best tuning is when you tune it to play a d chord automatically. So mellow and camp :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmmm Open D...mmm...Headmaster's Ritual :happy: Open G is nice too :happy: Too bad it mucks up the strings. Nice to play if you're a lazy git though, who doesn't want every chord to be 'mash your fingers across the fretboard'? :happy: Hmm, I'll probably muck about with some open tunings tomorrow, tis much fun with some slide, tremolo and finger picking :happy:

This wine made me sleepy :happy: I'm off to Crowdz 'n Powah :happy:
Sov gott, låt inte...öööh...säng...ööh...grejerna bita dig :happy:

[tjej]

That's the one :happy: the one song I wrote was in that... cause I'm lazy/have small hands :happy:

Slide, tremlo and finger picking sounds wonderful :happy: so.. country folk :happy:
Ah wijn. <3 Grüß Gott, Pellechen!

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm open tunings are so swampy and nice, but I find myself tuning back to normal F# all the time cause I always find nice things to play in normal tuning :indiff: S'why you need millions of guitars with millions of tunings I tells ye :happy:

Como està el noche? :$ :LOL:

[tjej]

Ahh like Spinal Tap, innit!

El noche is molto wunderbar.. but.. my daddy's got Malaria again :stunned: :'( He sounded chirpy on the phone though. Red wine, nice in small doses.

[Krasnojarsk]

He's got malaria!? :eek: Poor him, does it happen often? (ignorant question I know) Now you must be nice to him then? :happy:

Just wiped my tears from reading this, but I guess all can't relate to it :$

http://www.blogthings.com/Cycling.html

You regard inter-gender discussion of genital pain as normal.

You know your cadence, but you have no idea what your speed is.

You see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.

You can tell your spouse, with a straight face, that it's too hot to mow the lawn and then bike off for a century.

Those are painfully accurate :LOL:

[tjej]

This is the fourth time in about 9 years he's had it... so not too often, but still *worries* I'm aaaaaaaaaaalways nice to my daddy :happy:

Hehe aw you cyclists :happy:

[tjej]

http://www.blogthings.com/Caffeine.html

You think sleep is for the weak.

You've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend"

You'd rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning.

Change it to tea.. and that's about right :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

Aw poor dad, you should send him a voucher for free Star :happy:

Tea :LOL: Aw you Brits...s'not even addictive it is :happy: I'm going to Stockholm in exactly a week :happy: Woo!

[tjej]

I'll just sellotape 50p to an envelope instead and tell him to have two :LOL:

Ooh tea is addictive. :happy: The day doesn't get off to a good start without a brew :happy: Woo! Y'all excited? *is all excited*

Red wine should come with a warning "will induce sleep coma"

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmmm cheap beer...just like Ryssland...mmm...*dreams* You'll like Rasha by the way, they'z got great tea :happy: Maybe not your standards, but cabbage/meat pirogis and tea...heaven :happy: I'm sure you'd be ashamed of Swedish tea-making :$ "Jäss, öööh, ön, öööh, Örl Gräj änd tjugär och mjölk plis, tänk jo" :indiff:

Mmm, exciting yes, just remember not to talk all to Blackpudlian, remember Pelle's not used to hearing ruffian English...only reading :$ :D Mmm, you won't understand a word I'm saying, I won't understand you. Lurvely. :happy:

Mucho vino? :LOL:

[tjej]

It's shamefully cheap! 25p for a 75cl bottle! Cabbage and tea! huzzah! I'll just have to bring me pot and me tea leaves and show you Swedes how it's done!

I'll try not to... according to people round 'ere I'm quite well spoken (:LOL: :LOL: ) not quite that RP rubbish they teach you lot, but not... as bad as some Blackpudlians :stunned: If all else fails, we can communicate via the medium of dance and erm.. pigeon Dutch. :happy:

My head is baaaanging! I dunno if it's too much sun/wine/the thunderstorm/worry about me dad or what but *clutches head*

[Krasnojarsk]

75cl bottles... :happy: Mmm

Dance and pidjin dutch seems fair enough :happy: Mmm, we could waltz down Västerlånggatan singing Boudewijn in Antille-dialect :happy: But with your fluency in Swedish I reckon communication won't be a problem then :happy:

Awww *holds* Tried Paracetamol? :unsure: How long does a malaria eruption last for? :unsure:

[tjej]

Absolutly. I amazed both Jenny and Carson today with my Swedish "jag behöver that cörkscrew there tack" :happy:

*holds back* I'm wary of paracetamol, since my insides are still absorbing the Hardy's. I dunno, dad said he's going back to work tomorrow, he's so blasé about it all :stunned: *such a worrier* Then again, Ed had malaria last month and was ok after two days.

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm Swedish :happy: Cörkscrew is a very beautiful word come to think of it :happy: Jag behöver is quite versatile innit :happy:

You could take some paracetamol couldnyou? Unless you've gone nuts on a drinking spree? Ah well, hope sleep takes it away :happy:

Your dad's a tough'un then :happy: I'm sure he'll be alright if he even considers coming in to work

[tjej]

See, you love your language really :happy: Jag behöver is wonderful! Especially when walking through St. Annes, where every 3rd car is a Saab.

I suppose I could but.. ah I'll be reet. Nowt a Panad can't sort out :happy:

Tough as old boots is papa dear. Still, he's getting on a bit now. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

I must admit I like our vowel sounds that noone ever in the world outside Sweden can pronounce...awww... :happy: Mmm...y...mmm...u...mmm...ö...mmm...spöutbyte... :LOL: But it bothers me Swedish isn't French (Haha take that! :LOL: ), or Basque, or Russian, or Polish, or, or... :'( When will you know how you did on the exam by the way?

Mmm SAAB...I drive those on my driving lessons...mmm...9-3...mmm...I hate cars in general though, so don't get any ideas.

Panad :happy: Love that word. Actually had some today for a change, found out I can't bloody drink it cause of my chin thing though :LOL:

Hope dad cures up quickly then! :happy:

[tjej]

"Swedish isn't French" - the noise I just made at my pooter screen was like "*that sucky air in thing* foooooooooh" Erm, the 18th August we find out. The agonising wait. *gnaws arms*

Pff flashy driving schools in Sweden. The best we get here is a bloody Vauxhall Corsa :indiff:

It's a beautiful word :happy: Oh dear! I meant to ask how your chin was... have you glued it together with UHU? :happy:

Thanks :) I'm sure he will

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: Germanic languages are, in general, crap, so that's a nice assessment by me I reckon :D On n'peut pas dire 'ben' en Suèdois où quoi hein ta mère :happy: Mm I'm going to have my svåger teach me some more Marseille French :LOL:

Oooh yer you had that long waiting time :indiff: Shit. I'm sure you'll make it though, if only because of your love of French shining thorugh your paper :happy:

Vauxhall :indiff: Mmmno thanks, I'll take a Peugeot 406...mmm...but like I said, I hate cars and everything pertaining to it, so I don't see why I'm here praising them 0.24 on a Tuesday :indiff:

Oh, my chin's getting better externally, but I still have hayooge ulcers or whatever you call them from the teeth, so I can't show emotions or eat :LOL: Cheers for 't thoughtfulness :happy:

[tjej]

:stunned: :stunned: That's like a knife cutting through to my linguistic soul! Is your svåger french? Parisienne Ghetto is much better :happy: *remembers fondly Vince from La Haine* <3

Absolutly, the examiner will look at question 3 on my listening paper and see "ils s'en fichent" and think "by heck, there's a girl who oozes enthusiasm for French" :LOL:

Cause you're daft, maybe?

Aww y'poor thing *ruffles hair and throws some Bonjela* :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Aww, alright, Dutch is divine, I'll give you that :happy: My svåger is all-Swede, he just studied in Marseille and Aix for a while :happy: Oooh Vince :happy: "Èh oh èh èh kesketapri hè, ben ta gueule, nik ta mère où quoi èh oh" Awww jut noticed we haven't got our La Haine DVD at home :'( I wanted to watch it tomorrow...mmm...it's so good...mmm...les banlieues de Paris are great, but they just don't have those pronounced -ng nasals, sorry :LOL:

Mmm and signed it Raian "Nique-ta-mère" Kodzhinsky :happy:

I'm as daft as they come really :stunned:

Ooh Bonjela, is that the ulcer medicine? I asked me sis earlier, she said they're incurable, she only wishes me harm. :happy: Awww. I'll have to skip down to the pharmacy some day and see if they have any :happy: (If it's not on prescription :indiff: )

[tjej]

Seeeeeeee and German too. Ooooh studying abroad <3 Aw zut alors! I keep meaning to buy that, and Amèlie, but HMV are such rip off bastardos, I may wait until we reach France on the trip and buy em there. :happy:

Haha "nique ta mère car elle est sulement une salope" (so much for my no French ever again vow :indiff: )

Yep it is :happy: Wonderful stuff. Great for teething pains too, if you have any teeth coming through, that is. I doubt it'll be on prescription, I know people who buy it in bulk here :happy: It's that big sisterly love for little brothers. Unless you're a big sister yourself, you'll never understand its joy. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

German :indiff:
Ooooh Amélie is great :happy: Can't watch it too much really. I love French record stores...mmm...Virgin Megastore in Paris...mmm...Fnac. :happy:

I'm guessing you'll be forced to speak at least some French in Stockholm, I get in my 'French' mode whenever I'm walking with me mates through the city :happy: S'a good way to separate from the other svenskar.

With my luck it's probably blocked by our wonderful pharmacy monopoly. :indiff:

Bigger siblings should watch it so their youngins don't grow up to be the next Saddam, Adolf or Robert. :indiff: Nah, s'alright, I'm actually going with me sister tomorrow to shop for some nice canvas board for some thinner-riddled, fixative-dozy hours. :happy: Mmm.

I'm off to bed :happy: Hope head cures alright, good night! :happy: *kram*

[tjej]

It is isn't it, makes you dizzy if you watch it too much though :happy:

*huffs* burrisfreeeench *huffs* Hehe

But that's where the pharmacies make the money! Over the counter drugs and sugar free lollypops.. (then again, Sweden doesn't have le NHS)

S'too late for that, Chris already calls Ed 'the terrorist' *whistles* Ahhh canvas :happy:

N'night me dear, I'm sure it'll be reet :) keep an eye on your chin :happy: *krams backatcha*

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmmm...soap...so how all-including is it's purposeness? :happy:

Corrr I just came home from getting lost for hours in Jönköping's posh suburbs with a friend of mine...mmm...

Mmmm new Smiths bootleg :happy:

Hoe is't? :happy:

[tjej]

It says here: fruit, clothes, skin, hair. I'm really, really not looking forward to using it at all. :stunned:

Ahh sounds wonderful :happy: Blackpool doesn't have posh suburbs. Just rough ones.

Woo! S'all gravy here *whistles* met jou?

[Krasnojarsk]

Oooh that's scary :stunned: Nice to have something against wine-stains innit :D But the best way to avoid wine smearing all over your clothes is to not wear white :indiff: Wine seems to avoid all other colours really innit

Mmmm rough suburbs...we have them too, but I bet they're not as wonderfully rough as Poolblack. :happy:

All is shandy dandy in John's Shopping :happy:

"You're disturbing the peace, too bad, you're gonna have another Hand in Glove again" :LOL: Aaaaah Mozzah

[tjej]

It just.. isn't right. It smells like hospitals and portaloo cleaner. :stunned: See, when the camping shop people were inventing this stuff they made that fatal mistake of choosing practicality over appeal. Had the Body Shop done this, they would've at least made it smell gooooood. :indiff:

Gawd, when I walked home from town t'other day, I feared for my life, even though it was broad daylight. Still, at least it's not Manchester. Rush home isn't called that for nothing.

Ahhh <3

[Krasnojarsk]

Exactly, how much can it cost them to put some nice strawberry extract in? :happy: Mmm I must really get down to le Body Shop some day

Scary :stunned: Ahaha, almost ruptured my ulcers laughing at Rush home :LOL: Never heard that'un before :happy: :LOL:

I'm off to make a new bootleg, then la säng :happy: :happy: God natt :happy:

[tjej]

Stupid Millets. I'll write to them and complain. You must! It all smells so good!

Did you manage to get some Bonjella? Popping ulcers is fun... although disgusting. I've got a blister on my finger where I charred it t'other night and it's just so poppable :happy: S'true about Rush'm though.. maybe slightly exaggerated... but still

Tara a bit looike! :happy:

[tjej]

Flirting with the boss? Absolutly. *rubs thighs* Corr physics nerds :happy: Nah, 27 year olds are a bit... too old somehow :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

27 :stunned: Then why did you come on to him?

/Pelle, drinking tea with a straw :LOL:

[tjej]

I didn't! :LOL: We went t'pub as like a bon voyage/good luck becoming an internet florist drink. :happy:

:LOL: Aw bless you :happy:

Mmmm neon pink eyeshadow,

[Krasnojarsk]

Aww alright then :happy: You have fun?

Mmm dansa i neon lalalala

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/Bild012.jpg
My grudge t'wards the Bristolians have ended, if only I could play the oboe now :indiff:

Mmm sped past some pro-gear 25 years olds on me bike today :happy: Mmm so smug :happy:

[tjej]

I did ta :happy: Meant I'd missed le early train home, but it was worth it, just to take the piss out of my boss/speand way too much money on silk scarves and bags :happy:

Yay! It arrived! You still have to keep the grudge against the Bristolians though, cause their uni's stupid and had its open day on the wrong day.

Yay! You show them pro gears what for :happy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/725d89de.jpg <3 cheap eyeshadow.

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm silk scarves :happy: Train? Not in Blackpool was it?

No problems, I'll still hate the Bristolieers if ye put it like that, before I always though it was gleefully ruffian, but can something that south be ruffian really? :indiff: *Kicks*

That's awful purty! :happy: I've got dead cheap eye-shadow too, s'all good :happy: Still it's not Russian pink, but quite subtle, by the looks of it :happy: Mmm, s'nice.

Songs of Love by the Comedy might be one of the best songs ever, if only they'd play straight chords instead of those bloody 9's :indiff: S'not pretty

[tjej]

Aye it was in le Svartpöl, but I got the train home cause it's cheaper and faster (and there are less smelly people on it)

It's posh ruffian, full of the Oxbridge rejects who think they're well 'ard. :indiff: *joins in kicking*

It's a lot brighter in real life.. it's like I've coloured in my eye with a highlighter pen :LOL: so 80s <3

Ooh I've not heard that one. *must keep ear out* *twiddles scarf*

[Krasnojarsk]

Speaking of transportation, I checked the times for le flygbuss from Skavsta, which is here (http://www.flygbussarna.se//linje.asp?linjegruppsid=21&hallplatsid=70&datum=2005-07-06) if I got the date right :happy:

Posh ruffian's the worst, like Stockholm :indiff: Pah!

Mmmm 80's that's lovely :happy: You should do your hair like this to be complete thoughhttp://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/bonnie.jpg :happy:

I can send it on Gmail if you like? It's quite folky too :happy:

[tjej]

Oh wonderful! Thank you very big as they say in Welsh :happy: Probably get the 12:20 bus, cause our flight doesn't get in until 11:40. Dangnabbit!

Aren't they just :indiff: ah well, could be worse I guess...

Poooooooodle do! Conveniently, I'm dying my hair (again) tonight, so a perm is out of the equation for a fortnight. Oh what a shame. :rolleyes:

Ooh jes please! :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

11.40? Mmm then I can wander around the town aimlessly for hours and learn how to tell north from south :$

Dying hair again? What's it gonna be this time? :happy:

Sending the song right now :happy:

[tjej]

Aye. Well, with Ryanair you get what you pay for... STUPID flight times. :indiff: Hehe it's the best way for it :happy: Just find a nice coffee shop and sit with a book for a bit, looking effortlessly cool :happy:

Dark braun, in a bid to get rid of the red.. only this time, it's permanent :happy:

Yay! Thank you :happy:

I've just thought... is it safe to go out boozing after having an injection? Whoops... I remember after Joe and I went to give blood last year we went to the pub straight after and went loopy. :unsure:

[Krasnojarsk]

<3 Ryanair. Awwww. Didn't you have 10.00 scheduled before? They just changed it?

Mmm book...wonder which it'll be :happy:

Mmm mörkbrun, s'nice. Not happy with the red, or you just want to dampen it a bit?

I can't think of why you couldn't booze after a jab...you're just injecting disabled viral things right? But I don't know, just go for it :happy: (Unless you're not talking about jabs, but things like heroin shots, then I really don't know :D)

[tjej]

Nah, twas 11:40, 10pm we arrive in Laaahndan the night before (or there abouts)

Find the most pretentious one you have :happy:

I just want to dampen it, to look as drab and Russian as possible before we go :LOL:

OH MY GOD I know the tune to this song... they use it on a TV programme/advert... ARGH *wracks brain* ARGHHHHHHH It is so pretty though :happy: What bloody thing's it off though? ARGHHHHHHHHHHH.

I suppose.. ah well, if I don't make it through the night, I'll leave my languagey book things to you in me will. :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

Ah, oh right, I'm confused as always.

Mmm pretentious, my Gaelic course'd look nice (it's thick and yellow), burrit's not exactly Canetti :happy:

Drab and Russian :LOL: Oh dear, the best way to be :happy: Wonder if there are any smog-grey foundations to tip it off :D They'll let you through the customs no questions asked. Unless you look too Chechen :indiff:

Father Ted :p

Mmm wills...sounds nice that, you can have me capo and other languagey stuff if I fall to the posh ruffians in Stockholm :happy:

[tjej]

THAT'S THE ONE! My lovely lovely hoooooorse.

Confused is the only way to be. Aside from schizophrenic, but that can have its drawbacks.

Just call me Raianka Philipyevna. Privet! Sorted with the headscarf n'all :happy:

What's the worst a posh ruffian could do? Mock you for a non Louis V bag? Still, I'd keep the capo in a jar, to avoid losing it. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Only ever saw one Father Ted episode...yesterday :stunned:

Schizofrenic is nice, you get to know so many nice people. And others do too. :happy:

Raianka :happy: Awww. Hope you'll introduce yourself like that in Russia too :happy: Mmm. "Dayte mnye, pazhalsta, vodku, gospodin Putin" :happy:

Pah, Swedish posh'uns wouldn't even know Vuitton :indiff: They're all Fred Perry, granted I haven't been in Stockholm for a year, so they may have updated. :happy: I like wearing bum clothing/communist clothing, in their neighbourhoods :happy: But not at night :stunned:

Mmm a capo in a jar by the door, what is it for :happy:

[tjej]

You jest?! :stunned: Mrs Doyle is my idol. "would you like a cup o'tea? Ooooh go on go on go on"

:LOL: Look you two! Over there!

Menya zavooooooooot Raianka, jestem not from these parts... Proost! *smashes shot glass against wall*

Psss, rubbish :rolleyes: Fred Perry.. so.. Livestrong. :indiff: Huzzah for commie clothing! Probably not wise, they'd take you to Room 101 and try to capitalismise you :stunned:

S'for throwing at the wedding parties, since Ms. Rigby nicked all the rice :happy:

Right, I'm going to Russianise mes haar. daaaah seveeedaahhhneeeeaaah! (for now) :happy:

[tjej]

Haha mummy's going to love me when she finds that I used her pastry brush instead of my dye brush :unsure:

[Krasnojarsk]

Oh dear, just tell her you made Polish sour-bread and had to paint the dough brown? :happy:

Father Ted was pretty nice, but I can't see how I could enjoy more than two episodes, three tops :stunned:

Mmm smashing shot glasses, also cutting champagne bottles open with yer sabre :happy: They won't care whether you jestes from their parts or not then.

Lay off Livestrong :indiff: But I see your point :LOL: It kinda contrasts well with the commie clothing :happy: So if they catch me, I can swing out my hand and show them the bracelet...mmm...I've hardly met any Swede who knows what it is though :stunned: But I reckon I should go free from the bad users since I'm a cyclist innit :happy:

Mmm throwing capos, I could live with that :happy: Bloody Riggie though.

So is the dying going well? (that sounded euthanasic)

Just played through the Op 9 no 5, hurt like hell, but mucho fun :happy: They don't write it exactly the same as the recording at some places, which is boring, but easily fixed. :happy:

[tjej]

Excellent thinking! :happy: I'll tell her that Krysia came round so she stole it all. Woo!

Ah it gets good, if you just go for long periods of not watching it. Father Jack <3

I'll have t'practice me sabre technique.

Ah, see everyone and their dog has a Livestrong here. Half the buggers don't know what it's for, the other half bought them of ebay for £15. Make Poverty History.. thems the future :happy: Yeahh you can be let off, cause you're a cyclist/not from Blackpoo.

Capos could do some damage!

It's looking.. red :indiff: Stupid red. *stabs red*

Your chin'll never heal if you don't give it rest, y'silly noggin :happy: Ooh how frustrating, but if easily fixed.. never mind :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Make poverty history? They gots the same rubber thingies? :indiff: Mmm, don't like copy-cats, but for a good cause it can be forgiven :happy: Do you have that 'Love football' thing in Engeland as well, against hooliganism (how can anyone be against it? :D )? We do, and they have pink Livestrongey bracelets! Pink!

You could throw those rubber-bandy-capoey thingies at weddings though, so noone gets hurt. :happy:

Red hair's pretty innit? :happy: Mmm summery. That and a white gerbera. Mmm Polishy. :happy:

I'm trying to teach the chin if it doesn't behave, it can't play oboe or drink coffee. Thus I haven't had coffee since...since...yesterday! :eek: Dear lord, but strangely I haven't got a headache, reckon I got some caffeine through the tea. Mmm. I'm afraid our nice black straws'd melt in coffee though :D

[tjej]

They used to have really cool cotton ones (but they got really dirty) so now hey have rubber ones :happy: Probably, there's all sorts of rubber band things going round, it gets quite annoying cause people seem to collect them, rather than care about what they stand for :indiff:

Nahhhhhhh wouldn't be as much fun as throwing a metal one and hitting the bride square between the eyes :happy:

It doesn't seem as red now I've dried it! WOOOO! Still looks red in sunlight though.

Is the chin really bad? You should try putting savlon on it, that blue tube solves all of life's problems. <3 You probably don't drink your coffee strong enough to suffer from withdrawl :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Cotton seems pretty nice though :happy: They should make a nice Polish one, so you can recognize all the Poles walking down the street...mmm...

Hmm, yer, hitting the bride'd be fun :happy: The red would really look nice on the gown :happy:

Mmmm less red. So did it get kind of brown-red, red-brown or just less red?

Ah, I just out something I picked up at the pharmacy on it, doesn't seem to worry, but I'll have to stop whinging like a Czech and start enduring like a Pole. Mmm that sounded nice.

The withdrawal actually just set in, I though too much about how I didn't need coffee here for a few minutes :stunned: *F-f-f-falls asleep at computer* :unsure: We make it awfully strong though. Swedish style, oh yes :LOL:

[tjej]

It is :) If they still have some at work, I'll nab one for you :happy: Oh you would've had kittens in the library today... just Russians and Poles aaand then in the coffee shop too :happy:

Very Maupassant, the juxtaposition of red on white... god bless literary symbolism. :indiff:

Solidarność! Salt of the earth are thems Poles. :happy:

Haha just wait until the twitches start :p Oooh I have a feeling that Sweden and I will get on swimmingly :happy:

I just scanned me hair in, as y'do. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/hurrrrrrrr.jpg see, kinda reddy brown. *plots to venus it away*

[Krasnojarsk]

Oh grand :happy: Did you approach any of the Eastern European fellows? Or just listened and stared at a distance? :happy:

Sorry to remind you of mr. Maupassant :LOL:

Solidarność ah yes...mmm...Polen...my sister and svåger planned to go to Poland this summer, but decided to go to Colmar instead, that made me happy, my sister can't go to Poland before me :indiff: :D (If she becomes a professor before me, I'll hang myself, chop me up, and go rot down the Severn :indiff: It's just not happening)

I had a huge cup of coffee anyway :$ Had to take loads of milk in it to stop the straw from melting, but milk in coffee is nice for a change anyway :happy:

Don't Venus! :eek: That's a great colour! You don't like it? I'll have it! Mmmm.

[tjej]

Nah, I was far too scared. I just listened in awe, and thumbed through that Russian Grammar book in that "I'm at one with you, brothers and sisters" way. :happy:

Ah that's good :happy: Shall I send you a postcard from Kracków, just to rub it in? :happy: Aw I'm sure you'll kick her ass.. unless you decide the British uni approach to professorship, which is like 7/8 years. *reads personal statement* aww So young, so naive :happy:

Haha you'll be up all night now! Aw bless, with your straw. :happy:

It's kind of grown on me a bit now.. I may just venus a small bit off.. just to feel the stubble :happy: We can swap hair colour aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany day :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm the way it's like mostly innit :LOL: Specially Russians and Balkanese, they are not to be messed with, but, like you said, grammar books are excellent for drawing Slavonic folks to you...'s worked for me many a time :happy:

Kraków :happy: Mmm, you must go to Łódź too...then my jealousy'd be complete :happy:
8 years! Phew, I aim to be a acclaimed professor within the year. :happy: Mmm my sister hates me since I already 'know all the Russian there is to know'. Haha! And she even does Swedish, one thoughts she should be good enough at that, but noooo. :happy:

No, like I said, coffee just cures the withdrawal, not sleepiness :happy: I'm putting on something to cure my little condition tonight, hopefully I can be off the straw soon. :happy: It just hurts more having my sister giggling at me all the time when I pull out our goth black straws from the drawer. :LOL: Mmm. :happy:

Mmm try to shave some off just in front of the ear...'s one of the most fun areas to shave. Mmm I could do with one now. :happy:

*Swipes colour* Mmm Oirush Pelle Fiddlewhacker. *grows beard*

[tjej]

It's much better than having your dad go "this one here speaks German, talk to her" to his German friends. Let them come to you... not the other way round.

*Plots to re-route trip juuuuuuust to annoy Pelle* :happy: Oooh the confidence you have sir! If you are an acclaimed professor in the year, fancy helping me get through my degree? Ab initio Russian looks scaaaaaaaaary :stunned:

Ahh I see. Aw you should get one of the big curly straws we had to drink our wine with on Tuesday... That'd shut your sister up :happy:

Don't dooooo it!

ARGH FUCKLES THERE'S A HUGE DADDY LONGLEGS *throws dictionary* Ahh <3 Raid Fly Killer *chokes*

[tjej]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/table.jpg

curly straw :D

[Krasnojarsk]

I can absolutely agree, that's an awful scenario, guess it's what all parents do. "Oh hello mr Basque person, Pelle is fluent, now discuss!" :indiff:

Ah yes, we could have advanced distance courses in Russian participles. Mmmm delayushchiy. :happy: Profesr Pyele has a nice ring to it, dontchefing? :happy: Ab initio Russian in't that scary. :happy: Just take it nice and slowly and learn to write Tchaikovsky in cyrillic, then you'll start to write as fluently and uglyly as I do (though you do have that beautiful handwriting from the beginning, I reckon your Russian'd look like Pushlin's :happy: )

That's one purty straw! Mmm I could use one of those. :happy: And ooh the English housing :happy:

Awww daddy longlegs *holds* Just smash it with something German. :happy: I have named myself Samaritan of the day since I saved the life of the most stupid fly I ever laid eyes on earlier today. Just open the window and scream "Menya zavut Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti!" at the top of your lungs at it. :happy: You may not like the meaty Swedish wasps we've got this year :stunned:

[tjej]

It must be some parental pride thing. When being introduced to Frenchies/Germans/Dutchies: "She speaks French/German/Dutch. Oh, by the way, she's my daughter"

I'll need all the help I can get! It issssss scary.. it's going from knowing.. nothing to A level.. in NINE MONTHS. :stunned: If I end up at Leeds, my year abroad will be in the second year :stunned: Ooh that's a good word to start with *will try that tomorrow* My writing's terrible at the moment. S'like scrawl. English housing's raaahbish. Far too hot in the summer and too cold in winter. AAAND it crumbles.

I've poisoned it (and me) with fly spray. I'll get ma to remove the corpse tomorrow. Hopefully it'll serve as a warning to any others who dare buzz around. :happy: Wasps you say? *cowers* :'(

[Krasnojarsk]

Oh the pride of it all :indiff: They can't bloody stop mentioning my bloody newspaper article either:indiff: I should leap in front of a train or something really.

Nine months!? Oh shit! :eek: That must be intense! Where are you at at about A levels though? (*is rabbash at your educational system still*). Like reading Tolstoy? Early year abroad must be nice for learning though. I'm sure your writing's great :happy: Must be better than mine :happy: I always find small notes around the house I've written to my parents or something in Russian, and it's terribly hard to decipher most of them :stunned: Was even worse during my Arabic period, my fast-written Arabic is just plain awful :LOL:

Daddy longlegs buzz? Thought they were spiders? Always forget your strange insect names, makes no sense :indiff:
Aww wasps are not so bad, as long as you don't flail about or keep your beer can unguarded :indiff: I've started to get...erm...stingy little flying insect bites...like small mosquitoes :$ (I have no idea what they're called in English) Great sign that it's a great summer though :D Makes cycling legs look ugly though...and IT'S A SIN! Father forgive me la la la la

[tjej]

Newspaper article? Are you a published author now? Or did you get your mug in the paper? :happy:

It's mega intense :stunned:If you have time, have a gander at this (http://www.edexcel.org.uk/VirtualContent/215875.pdf) cause that's pretty much A Level. 7 years of language experience or so. Do your parents speak the Rusk? Hehe aw I'm sure your writing is just charming :happy:

Nahh they're HORRID flappy things http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipulidae errrrr

Small mosquitos.. Midgeys :D (or gnats if you want to be posh) Ghanaian ant bites are the worst annd they leave horrid scars :indiff:

[Krasnojarsk]

I haven't told you? A friend of my sister had begged me for years to let her mother interview me on languages and stuff, and I agreed last year after my sister wrote a thing on me for uni, she named a lot of languages I'd studied (21 at that point) and the newspaper probably assumed I was fluent in all of them. So I just sat there politely answering yes to questions :indiff: I still hear it from everyone I haven't met in a while "Ooh you were in the paper, say something in Tagalog!" Fuck off. God how I hate the newspaper even more now. Fuckers. "Hello. This is Pelle, 19, he likes languages and has no life. Period."
Sorry for the rant, I just want to forget the whole thing.

That is mega intense! Especially seen if you do that in nine months! :eek: I would not be able to read "Revizor" after that amount of time, not mentioning taking lots of facts from newspapers.
My parents speak no Rusk, they wanted to, but none of their schools offered it. My father sent loads of letters to Ekho Moskvy though and got loads of Sovier looking letters back :happy: Mmm and our hayooge Soviet map :indiff:

Oooh thats'a scary looking thing! :eek: Where do you live, Borneo?

Midgeys it is then :happy: Sounds Australian. Ant bites seem no fun :stunned:

[tjej]

No you haven't! 21.. wow *awe* haha I love it when assumptions are made :happy: I can see it's deeply traumatised you, y'poor thing *hugs* I bet your mum has it in a scrap book/frame somewhere though :happy:

Innit just. *is terrified* I don't think they send you into TL literature though, but the contact time with tutors is something like 10 hours a week.. which is loads, concidering for German it'll be about 4. Hehe your dad sounds like a propper commie :happy:

You'd think, wouldn't you? But no, they are a regular summer fixture here. I used to catch them and pull their legs off when I was a child, then suddenly I developed this irrational fear of the blighters. Karma that. :indiff:

Ant bites are horrid.. they go all big and hard and really itchy, then they pop and burn and errrrrrrrrrrr.

Gah I want to go to bed but the evil evil nurse gave me my jab in my left arm so sleeping could prove painful. Evil NHS. ARGH BONO. KILL HIM.

[Krasnojarsk]

Awww *feeling the lurve* :happy: Thank you, I was in need of some therapy. Honestly I don't know where it is, I hid it someday last year in a fit of blind rage

10 hours? S'pretty much that...don't know if it's more than Sweden, but a lot still... Must be hard to learn a language completely from the beginning at uni though, that'd scare me good. :stunned: But Russian, in all honesty, is pretty easy-going in the beginning, just keep away from the aspect pairs and that jazz for a while, or you'll do your head in :stunned:

Mmm dad was a proper commie indeed. <3 Or Marxist. The one I'm staying with in Stockholm is his century-old friend (the friendship's old, not Jan :happy: ) who was a bit of a Marxist as well. Mmm I love sitting up with them till 5 in the morning, drinking wine and talking existensialism or just some proper politics. Mmm.

Ooh yes, s'karma indeed! But now you already have you're karma punishing you, so you can do as you please with the ruddy fuckers. :happy:

Pop and burn :stunned: Sounds no no fun. They must be harder to slap since they can't be as stupid as flies or midgeys who just sit there, waiting for your judgement.

Awww, I'm going to bed now as a matter of fact, I'm absolutely knackered. And it's soon 3 over here. The jab still hurts though? :stunned: That sounds scary? How big was the needle, like a concrete-drill?
Awww Bono. :stunned: Poor guy, nobody likes him :LOL:

Well good night, hope you can sleep eventually :happy: Sleep well and all and dream of polkagrisar :happy:

[tjej]

:LOL: Like the man who discovered the A Bomb, it'll be one of those things which rears its ugly head for years to come, don't you worry :happy:

Ah well, s'all part of the fun is the pressure I guess :happy: I'll be happier when my lingua franca thing is Rusk, and not English *hates English*

Amazing :happy: Having a Marxist parent must be wonderful. Not these pseudo-liberal Thatcherites I got stuck with :indiff:

They're not at all.. I've got two wonderful matching scars below my knees from where the poo heads gnawed me at Christmas.

Yep, still hurts even this morning. Had to sleep on me right side :indiff: It was like a drill bit, she said "only a little scratch" and normally I don't care with injections, so she pointed out "ooh you don't like this one bit do you?" (as she screwed the needle deep into me arm) no, you baboon, it's you I don't like. YOU. Cause you're rubbish.

Argh I'd completely forgotten it was book return day today.. I need to find my un-charred Molière :stunned:

[Krasnojarsk]

Exactly :happy: I'll do my best to ignore it

Mmmm fluent Rusk'd be a blast...can't wait :happy: Imagine animated political discussions with the left-wing posse of Krasnoyarsk. Mmmm. "Nyet! Nye lyublyu Putinu!"

Marxist father is wonderful, hough he's calmed down a bit, but we still probably count as extremists by general standards :happy: Mmm we're so politically incorrect. Nah, don't call your mother Thatcherite...she's labour remember :LOL:

Ouch, still scars? :stunned:

Awww that's horrible :( Hope it passes soon

You have an un-charred Molière? :LOL: You find it yet?

[Krasnojarsk]

Only inept ffwls can be the happiest ever when knowing this song was finished on Emule this morning after months of waiting :$

The Smiths - Pittsburgh, Fulton Theater, 12 Aug 1986 - 18 - Money Changes Everything.mp3

Mmmm, I'm celebrating with coffee and a trip to le bookstore :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Just had the biggest, most massive sugar high ever, complete with the regular endorphine rush from cycling! All from drinking water mixed with dextrose...mmm...went around laughing and bouncing for a half hour after coming home...my heart hurts now :LOL:

[tjej]

Sounds like you've had fun today! :happy: can I steal some sugar rush? I'm absolutly at my wits end... I've been bullied into going to the ball tonight, and like Cinderella I had no dress until about an hour ago :LOL: even now it's more a skirt and top rather than dress *stresses* *hopes the wine will be cheap*

Apparently I've won an award tonight in the end of year polls :D "most likely to be world leader :D" Erstens, I vill start viv Austria... :D

The charred Molière was replaced with a good one, and a bottle of 1997 red wine for Mr. Jenkinson. Problem solved :D :happy:

Anyway, I best rush, nails to paint, shoes to choose... I apologise now for any drunken abuse you may get later on. :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm ball...the one you 'saved yerself' for? :D

Most likely to be world leader, oh yes, we can agree :happy: I must say I adore your text messaging, aside from t9, the punctuation and all is, as always, spot on. Mmmm.

Mmm booze bribes...did he accept it?

No worries about the abuse...only fun it is :D

[Krasnojarsk]

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,666989,00.html Fuck, now everyone's going to obsess about this! Noooooo! :'(

[tjej]

Pelle I A N So Drunk I Htink I May Die! *puts On Swedish Head To Read The Article* Haha My Mum Was Awake When I Got Home Whoops

[tjej]

hah sweden has sold out to the charity bands congratulations you are now england bit more swednish

[tjej]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/povvvvvv.jpg

See aah look at how pretty! Sorry for abusing you, but wheee *prentends sober to be* vive la france!

[tjej]

Haha I'f jyst brewed a pot of tea too!

don;t let me get this drnk in stockholm Mr p elle sir or I'll diee

[tjej]

It's a good job I'm too drunk to sleep still. Now I'm becoming more sober I can go through the shame of the drunkenness.. whilst still drunk.. making the morning a more... painless experience.

Haha wow I can type properly again.

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Sorry I couldn't be more supportive during the night :LOL: So how are we feeling today? *giggle*

[tjej]

Ohhhhh the shame :$ To say.. rough as houses would be about right. *clutches cranium* I spent a whole hour talking to Mr. Beck about such rubbish... :$ :$ Oh dear, oh dear.

[Krasnojarsk]

Awww it'll be alright :happy: Did you have fun anyway then?
I don't know if I dare let us be this drunk in Stockholm, we'd have to start drinking early in that case so I wouldn't have to find my way home in the dark, I'd die lost halfway to Ropsten :LOL:

And...look a few posts back...Vive la France? :LOL:

[tjej]

I had a wonderful night, concidering I didn't want to go/had a mass panic in finding something to wear when shopping. :happy:

I made a bit of a tit of myself to the pretty band that played though "you were amazing, but your lack of Stairway to Heaven really let you down" :$

No, I am never getting that drunk ever again. Never. Ever. Although, I did brew an amazing pot of tea at about 2am. Vive la France? Oh dear... ooh dear.

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm nice :happy: Good you could find anything in such short notice then!

Stairway :LOL: What did they say? And, how pretty were they? Mmmm.

You made tea!? Quite the enterprise :LOL:

[tjej]

I did! Although I went for boho chic skirt and cardigan thing, cause I couldn't find a dress

le skirt (http://www.dorothyperkins.co.uk/stores/dp/images/product/DBX65/DBX65-fs.jpg) et le top (http://www.dorothyperkins.co.uk/stores/dp/images/product/DBT38/DBT38-fs.jpg) (but in the same red as on the skirt) and a wee black vest thingymabob.

they didn't say much, too busy thinking "sober up you weirdo" or something. :LOL: They were... really, really pretty. mmm.

I did! Pot tea and all! And I managed to grill bacon... I left a terrible mess though (I thought I'd cleared it up) and somehow, I'd put my newspaper in the sink. :$ :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmmm that looks nice :happy:

:LOL: :LOL: Aww bless, what was up with the russian barmen though?

Tea and bacon! :LOL: Oh dear I'm impressed

I just went to town while doing make up...mmm my eyes look scarily blue :LOL: Mmm goffy (but it's brown mascara, eye-shadow and liner though...)

At 5 it's le Tour, my sister's making bouillabaisse :happy: Coffee and mazarins now though...home made and all :happy:

[tjej]

:happy:

There was a russian barman! I got so excited! See everyone here is Russian. :happy:

Mum wasn't :LOL: "why did you leave the grill pan out Rhian?" "I thought if I left it under the grill it would catch fire and we'd all die" (I was still drunk at 9am when she asked..)

Oooh :happy: sounds wonderful! I made the mistake of black eyeshadow last night... now I look like a corpse. *dosser*

Huzzah! May crank the Eurosport on, to erm, cheer Mr. Boooonje on. What on earth is bouillabaisse? Coffee... that could be a good idea.

[Krasnojarsk]

Everyone in Blackpoo's Russian? :eek: :happy:

Drunk at 9am...awww bless :happy: Very precautious of you though :happy:

Corpse is Polish and nice :happy: Mmm

Bouillabaisse is a fish soup, turned out she was making ratatouille with fish in it though, and cous cous :happy: Fucking Armstrong, now he'll win it all :indiff: Did you find my carcas in the Ribble then? :indiff:

Went out to a bar tonight, met loads of old friends I haven't met in aaaages...twas very nice :happy: Mmmm Pelle's tired now though :happy: Meeting up with another old friend tomorrow :happy: Have a good night then did you?

[tjej]

Yep, either Russian or Vicky Pollard. There's no happy medium. :happy:

*Polish accent* we work fields for potatos...

Ahhhh! Mmm cous cous :happy: You should go and sabotage it, stick pins to his saddle and such. Didn't notice it, but then again the Ribble's quite far from here...

Huzzah for bars! Good old nostalgia trip? :happy: It was a tad sedated, but good nonetheless :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm then learning Russian fits you like a glove innit :happy: I didn't run in to a single Pollardy lass yesterday, a lucky day :happy:

Mmm Poles...I look like a corpsy goff now too with le morning after make up. :happy:

Pins in his saddle would be nice :happy: Maybe put water in his amphetamine bottle...hope Ullrich attacks today and whoosh by Armstrong by 20 minutes :D (Mmm that'll happen :indiff: )

Mmm nostalgia much :happy: Alcohol and sentimentality sometimes make a wonderful mix :happy: Meeting another old friend at 3, should be nice :happy:

Have you started packing? :happy:

[tjej]

With me hoopy earrings and headscarves a plenty... I'll have HM Customs and Immigration banging on my door in no time :happy:

It's the best way :happy: Though ideally, one should wash ones makeup off before bed...

:LOL: Is M. Armstrong a fan of le old dopage then?

Oh gosh yes! I'm surprised that no-one cried at the ball to be honest... all that alcohol and sentimentality and not one tear shead by anyone! (Except some of those ghastly lower sixth)

Nope :indiff: I'm borrowing Chris' bag and he's yet to actually.. let me have it. Hopefully I'll get it tomorrow when I go round to Laura's. Today is organising and making list day :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

:happy:

Wash makeup off...pah! :happy:

Of course Armstrong is doped...but then again no...we can only hope :LOL: Mmm bitter...I feel French :happy: At least he speaks nice French

No tears? Oh dear, what are you, robots? :stunned: Mmm I love crying, tis so refreshing :happy:

So have you made any nice lists then? Finally decided which shoes to bring? Got all the currency you need, or are you getting that in the respective countries? Mmm shiny Swedish kronor :happy:

Oh oh I bought a Basque course on Amazon today :happy: Sister was going on a girl-group binge, so I figured what the hell, toss in that 9-10 quid book...mmmm...impulses are designed to be followed :happy:

Sweden was hot today, 36 degrees in le sun :happy:

[tjej]

:happy: You should wash your makeup off though, otherwise you'll get spots :stunned: (or, if drunk at least try to wash it off...) Ahh le french. *misses it*

I think we were all far too drunk to cry. Results day though.. we all get our yearbooks then. That'll be very teary.

Lits are made (I can also write Tchaikovsky in cyrillic now too :LOL: ) clothes are in piles ready, shoes have been weedled down to my flats, flipflops and Jesus sandles.. it's just the toiletries which are proving difficult to cut back on. I'm not taking my hair straightners either... (so on Wednesday, that is not a true representation of my barnet.. remember that before you mock me...)

Oooh wonderful! Did your sister go for Girls Aloud? I hope she did... Best girl group ever since les femmes du spices. Too right they are :happy: especially with books!

Wooow! That is hot! You'll need to invest in some shorts like me dad at that rate... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/Daddy.jpg :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

Spots? But if it's only eye make-up? Scary. You what French though?

By the time you get your year-books, won't you be over the sentimental things? I forgot my friends for life attitude two weeks after le graduation :LOL: But aaah mem'ries :happy:
Ooh Tchaikovsky! Does it look pretty? :happy: Mmm three pairs of shoes...that enough for ye? Can't decide on perfumes can ye? Aww. Barnet? Like the world's best football club? I won't mock, you'll be busy mocking me :happy: Take some curling things instead of straighteners...'s the way to go.

Girls Aloud!? :stunned: ... :stunned: ...60's all the way baby, mmm Twinkle :LOL:

:LOL: Really spaffing shorts :happy: My dad usually embarasses himself in some Moroccan climbing trousers he found in France for 2 quid or something. They're...nice. Nah I'll stick to me hotpants, they give the sharpest burn :LOL:

Discussed Werther, love and leg hair removal for three hours with a friend of mine today...mmm...gay :LOL:

[tjej]

Yeah! It's a makeup to skin conspiracy. I miss it :$ OK I ADMIT I LIKE IT. :$ :'(

I dunno, it'll be that stage, just before we all run off into the real world, so maybe... Ah who knows. It should be enough... day and night wear, innit. :happy: Nope, it's a tough call between Kenzo flower, with it's vanilla muskyness or the DKNY one which is really fruity... It's rubbish being a hygene freak of a girl. Haha, something like yeah. Mock you? Neeeever (unless you've done Boy George esque makeup. Then I'm sorry. :happy: )

Somehow the rusk doesn't look right... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/tchaiii.jpg

Pahhh cheesy 2004 pop is where it's at. The 60s still have credibility.

Haha dads and fashion <3 Wonderful combination :happy:

:happy: gay is the best way.. schweetee daahling

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: HAH! I knew it! *smug* Qu'est-ce que t'a pris alors? :LOL:

I asked my sister the other day, in all seriousness, about the prospects of me having nice fruit/flower perfumes...oh the laughter :'( Girls get all the nice perfumes, we can only smell dressing room :'( Go for DKNY :happy:
Boy George :LOL: Nah, judging by yesterday I'd probably look like Robert Smith on a good hair day :LOL: Aah dear.
The Rusk is...fa-habulous! :happy: Mmmm. But oh the pains of writing the hooky thingie on ch though. Never bother with that'un meself

The 60s have credibility? :LOL: Oh dear, take a listen to Golden Lights by Twinkle and say that to me next time with a straight face :LOL:

Mmm yes gay...she couldn't see where my compulsory comments "I'm so fat!" came from though :LOL:

[tjej]

Puh! Mais, j'ai le sentiment, que ce sera plus meilleur sans Maupassant.. mais, j'ai oublié prendre mon livre à le lycée et.. donc, je l'ai. Maybe if I read Boule de Suif again I may like it properly...

Ooh noo there are some absolutly divine aftershave things for men out there. Mmmmm. S'a wise choice DKNY. So fresh. Bbbut Kenzo.. argh. Hahahaha Robert Smiff <3 He's from Blackpool. :happy:

Aw the hook thing I quite enjoyed writing.. it flows so well :happy: I'm glad it's right, that Rusk grammar book is proving a good teacher :happy:

Yeaaaaah they do! *wears flower in hair in respect to the 60s* I will do.. speaking of listening to stuff with a straight face.. never, ever end up with Mr. Dschingy coming on your iPod in the middle of the library. It's hard, so hard to controll giggles when writing an essay and wir gehör'n zusammen comes on.

:LOL: did you sneak in moans about how hard it is to get a foundation that matches your complexion too? :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Oh lo lo, je suis trop fatigué pour écrire le Francais ce soir...j'ai besoin d'un peu d'Indochine si je dois parler Francais tard la Dimanche nuit
Books read in school get 45% better when read again aprés. 'S a fact that.

Mmm aftershave is nice, but Jönköping simply isn't the place to get it :indiff: I'll have to stick with Dolce&Gaybana...if I can't find the Acqua di Gio which I'm sure my brother's hidden somewhere. No, no Kenzo, DKNY! Fruit's always nicer than vanilla :happy:
He's from Blackpool? That's really nice :happy: You have all the authority in the world to call people goffs then if you've had the grandmaster living with you to compare with.

My awful camera won't photograph white surfaces, otherwise I could show you horrible Rusk writing's like :indiff: I love writing alphabets when you're just learning them though...especially devanagari, but I'm getting sloppy in that too :$

Mmm flower in the hair...which one do you think suits best? How do you stick it down? Mmm I could use one of those.

:LOL: Dschingy in the library! My sister suffers from a serious paranoia that people can hear what she's listening to though when walking outside, she just turns bright red when Arja comes on :LOL: but you can always pretend you've written something awfully witty and tell people you're laughing at the essay.

:LOL: Mmm foundation, roll on the day I'm starting with that

[tjej]

Pah!

Aww, we'll have to go aftershave shopping i Stockholm, innit. :happy: Oh what a day to be gaaaaay *sings* He is. See, we're so cool us Blackpudlians.

Aw, never mind :happy: I've just been writing out the alphabet, it's really frustrating cause I really can't do joined up writing to save my life *shakes fist*

A wonderful wee sunflower clip :happy: You'd have to get a red flower or summit.. yellow would get lost in the blond :LOL: Wonderful place is Accessorize <3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/c4535d26.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/0e5a8aad.jpg

Haha I'm not surprised, Arja is just... cheese personified :LOL: Absolutly :happy: Aufarbeitung der Nazi Vergangenheit... funniest thing read all day :happy:

Ooh foundation is a tricky one to master.

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm aftershave...that'd be nice :happy: Just pillaged my brother's room looking for his Acqua di Gio...probably brought it to Australia, ruddy bastard :indiff: Wonder what Boonen's got :LOL:
Mmmm you're dead cool ye are norvnuhs.

Joined up writing's for sissies, I'm sure Russians don't do it either. :happy: Mmm wait till you get to writing words with soft signs...you'll never know whether a word's got it in or not :indiff: S'rubbish.

Oooh pretty flower :happy: I'll see if I can find some in Sverige then, that'd be splendissimo.

Aufarbeitung der Nazi Vergangenheit :happy: You wrote that? Sounds interesting.

I really, really should get sleeping, have to be up at morning crepuscle tomorrow to order Stockholm tickets...and then there's the driving lesson...mmm...

[tjej]

Hehe he's probably all eau de chain oil and sweat. Err.

Amen to that! Damn those soviets and their hard and soft signs. Hehe, you could always just use a hairgrip and a flower stolen from your neighbour's jardin. :happy:

I did.. it's all to do with that stupid Schlink book we did in German literature.

Crepuscule! Crepuscular! So many memories you've just filled me with of music with Mr. Shenton *sheds a wee tear* Ooh Stockholm tickets :happy: Now it's past midnight, that means.. that this time tomorrow, we'll be in Stansted plane harbour... :stunned: *IS SO EXCITED* No sleep for excited Rhian tonight. :D :D Have fun with le driving :happy:

[tjej]

Nice bit of holiday reading :happy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/IMG_0010.jpg

(so much for the no French ever again vow.)

[Krasnojarsk]

Oooh hexactly the copy I've got! :happy: Mmmm

Got Stockholm tickets now too, leave at 8 tomorrow

Still excited? :D

[tjej]

Oooh hexactly the copy I've got! :happy: Mmmm

Got Stockholm tickets now too, leave at 8 tomorrow

Still excited? :D
Isn't the woman/gargoyle thing absolutly terifying?!

Honestly, Waterstones in Manchester you'd simply die in there. There's a whole room part dedicated to language books! I was like a kid in a sweet shop :happy: :happy:

Words cannot express my excitement :happy: Looking forward to Stockholm?

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm scary yeah :happy: He looks pissed either way :happy:

:happy: Mmm sounds nice...Akademibokhandeln in Stockholm is great too, can't compare probably, but oooh the language section...I've spent too, too much money there over the years :$ I definately know the feeling... :happy:

Mmm yeah...got a whole day on me own tomorrow :happy: should be fun, I'll try to learn to find my way through the city, but I've never learnt it before, so I dunno :D Oooh the cycling abstinence though :$ Have to make it up with coffee then...mmm Stockholm cafés. :happy: I just found out I may have to pack something too :$

Sure you haven't forgot anything? What time you leaving exactly?

[tjej]

Oooh. They're crippling *has £100s of books on my shelves* *takes pic of language shelf for fond memories while away* (digi cam - my new toy.. so much better than connect 4) :happy:

Ooooh it should be wonderful! All part of the experience of treckyhood is getting lost, on your own in a capital city :happy: Oooh (sorry about that...) coffee is a fine substitute! Haha nope, I've got everything now I think... bag, toiletries... books... clothes... We spent the day in Manc buying essentials and we got some nifty ISIC student card thing too :happy: ANNNNND there was a String Quintet busking :happy:

We leave Blackpool International (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Airport at 21:45 tomorrow :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm language shelves...mine actually expanded, slowly, onto a third one... :indiff: I presume you too have your grammars spread around the house, or are you more picky about that? :happy:

(sorry about that...)

:LOL: *giggle* Don't be, I'm just a sad bastard :LOL:

Ohh you went to Manchester :happy: Nice. Did you decide on a perfume? Mmm string quintets busking...that's...odd? But oh so nice

You laugh at Blackpool International...you should see Jönköping International :LOL: Does one flight to Copenhagen a year or something :happy:
I'd love to sleep at an airport, my sister said it was big fun at Stansted...you ever done that before?

[tjej]

My weakness is literature discarded all about the place. I'll read it, put it down, forget about it, read another and so it goes on, a trail of classics... Otherwise I'm très orderly:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/IMG_0013_2.jpg

(check out the old skool Welsh dictionary my mum used at University :LOL: )
:rolleyes: We did, and rather than take perfume, we went to Lush and bought the most gorgeously smelling fruity body wash instead.. Mmmm. <3 Manchester <3

But Blackpool International is about as international as.. The Isle of Man :LOL: It's a glorified bus station.

I've slept in Manchester Airport before... but that's nice and big and posh. Stansted is... hmm should be interessting :LOL:

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: That's really tidy, only thing we have in common then is the booze bottles(doesn't it just go really well with the language shelves? :happy: )
Old skool dictionaries are the best, I've got a Finnish and a Kikongo one from 1931 :happy:

Fruity body wash...mmm...I'm picking up some eye-shadow for my sister too, might give me some chance to go nuts in the perfume/aftershave department :happy: Damn us and the prohibited fruityness for men though :'(

:LOL: Glorified bus station, oh dear...but at least they have 'gates' so it feels a bit bigger right? Our proper bus station does that, mmm 21 gates :rolleyes:

Just think of the foreigners at Stansted! :eek: Or do they all go to ruddy Heathrow?

[tjej]

*bes neat freak* S'ma biggest vice, is neatness. I'm aiming to collect booze from over the world to put on me shelf. I've got a Corona and Grolsch one on me dressing table which I keep meaning to put on there... but the Netherlands has the delft gin house... *babbles on*

Hehe excellent :happy: Aw, there's nowt stopping men from being a bit fruity!

I dunno.. Blackpool's idea of a gate is the firedoor being opened :LOL:

It'll probably be full of yobs getting ready for stag weekends in Amsterdam (or at least it was last time) :indiff: The foreigners are usually rich enough for Gatwick/Heathrow.

[Krasnojarsk]

:LOL: :LOL: Mmm alcoholism, too bad beer bottles are too much of a hassle to bring home from Russia :indiff: Mmm I only have an Akcyjna and a Zubrówka though...and some Russian holy water one :LOL: Hmm where's my 501 Russian verbs? :indiff:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/40b14695.jpg
:$ Oh dear, looks like a battlefield after I started organizing it and got sick of it.

:LOL: Awww Blackpool :happy:

:indiff: Then you'll have to speak foreignese yourselves to distance from les English...remember, you're proper Yurpeans for as long as your trip goes on :happy: F

[tjej]

Mein gott that is just total carnage! :LOL: I tried categorising romantics with germanics and slavics.. but it just looked rubbish cause they were all up and down... so height order it was :happy: Do we have the same Dutch phrasebook? *can't quite make it out* Other people's shelves are fascinating. I always glare at them for hours when I go round to other houses. :happy:

We've decided that our lingua franca be French in Russia... I did suggest Welsh... but no. *whistles Beethoven's 9th to add to Yerpness*

[Krasnojarsk]

Height order is really pretty :happy: Yer, same Dutch phrase book, otherwise not much similar is it? Mmm just look at the two big golden-blue Català-Swedish-Català dictionaries on the bottom shelf...mmm...and Soviet electron tube cartons :LOL: Mmm they're really Soviet! The Polish dictionaries are conveniently covered by wódka bottles :LOL:
Mmm shelves do say a lot about people...as do their record collections :happy:

Mmm French in Russia sounds nice...just don't sound like Napoléon :D Seems Rusks love France, so you'd be sure to bag some good blokes if you invite them to come jazz it down in Nizza :happy:

[tjej]

It's just so perfect and then easier to balance stuff on top of :happy: Nah not really, mine's not as impressive as yours, Mr. Pelle "27,000 languages and knitting on the side" :happy: (you so should knit.)
Wooow! Were the soviets allowed that stuff? Speaking of Soviets, have you heard about the Chernobyl Mk. II that's going to happen in Vladivostok round about 2015, if they can't get any funding to sort the container ships out?

Yes, yes they both do :happy:

Haha aux armes, citoyens! Qu'un sang impur du Russssssks... We should try and get a Russian oil tycoon... but Laura and I will both be wearing wedding rings, to avoid any male hassle (cause apparently the Europeans bugged her loads when she went interrailing last year)

[Krasnojarsk]

Your shelf is more focused and intelligent :happy: Mine's just spread out and ruddy. Ha, I knitted a 4 metre long knit-thread once when I was 10...only thing I've ever been able to do when it comes to sewing and textiles :LOL: Mmm never again though.

Mmm I've got an amp full of Soviet valves...it's Bolshevik high-tech it is :D

Never heard of the Vladivostok thing :eek: You should drop mr. Putin a tuppence while you're there and give him a crack on the head for not sorting Russia out :indiff:

Wedding rings :LOL: Splendid! "Sorry lad, this here's my wife Laura" :D

The "Europeans" hassled her...mmm...UKIP... :LOL: Nah, it's nice you have a strategy for avoiding it :happy: Or you can just kick 'em in les nuts.

Figured out which books to bring for le train, 'Lucien Leuwen', 'Crowds and Power' and my 'Grammaire Basque' :happy: It was a really hard decision to make... :indiff:

[tjej]

Haha focused and intelligent... nahh it's just that I stick to the ones that are similar to each other, so I can say "ah yes, I know x, y and z" the people go "woooooow" and I go "ha, suckers, they're exactly the same bar a few spelling differences"

Mmm Gorby guitar...

Yeah, apparently there's shed loads of radioactive waste at the old army port there, and the Russks can't afford to maintain them, so the salt water's corroding the ships away and soon *plop* you've got yourself radioactive cows again.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/hmmmmmmmmm.jpg :LOL: What, the and fooook? springs to mind. <3 ISIC card.

Well, we as English can hardly call ourselves European, since we live miles away from the mainland/are generally crap when it comes to being European. :happy:

I quite like my wedding ring... "I dooooooo Mr. Imaginary husband! I DOOOOO!"

Oooooh wonderful :happy: should be a fun train journey :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm since you're fluent in Deutsch you're per automatik fluent in le Elk language as well for example...and norska and danska too :happy:

Those Russians never bloody learn do they? They did the same thing in Murmansk a few years ago :stunned: But if the US don't have to sign the Kyoto agreement, why should our dear Rodina do it? Mmmm that felt good, I haven't felt left for weeks :LOL:

:LOL: Mmmm Lund...and Jönököpöpinöng too...

<3 Brits :happy: You should see the generalisation mr. Canetti sweeps over you :happy:

The new hip Goethe thing to do, get an imaginary husband, listen to 'I know it's over' and then shoot yourself in the forehead wearing blue and yellow bourgeoisie clothing :happy:

Fun train journey indeed, I actually have to go sleep now since I have to be up in 7 hours...haven't been up that early in aaaaages :happy: I've been promised a guide from the Central station to Jan so I won't get lost too :LOL: (Before I get lost for real vill säga, I'll roam through the streets and coffee shops as soon as my bag is in lock-down :happy: )

I guess I'll see you in Stockholm! :happy: Good night, have a nice flight!

[tjej]

S'actly.. like Dutch... it's only an e and an s away from German :LOL:

Nope, bless em. I have the greatest bookmark I made from some travel brochure.. it's so... 90s soviet :happy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/IMG_0028.jpg

Oooh is it tea swilling, brolly toting, horid toothed sexless inbreds? *crosses fingers*

Haha sounds about right :happy:

Well, sleep well, I hope you don't get too lost/mugged and... see you in Stockholm! (haha it seems weird muchly to say that!) I'll text you when we land or summit :happy: Have a gute Reise yourself!

[tjej]

Aw the poor Sweden thread, so neglected. Just like those poor women in Amsterdam who have to sit in windows all day. Poor things.

[Krasnojarsk]

*Loves your sig text* :LOL: Oops, didn't think of this thread :$ Nice bookmark there!
Just sat on the phone with my fellow emotional wreck for an hour...my ear is all warm :LOL: What should we say in Swedish to save the thread completely?

[tjej]

Wikiquote is the best thing ever <3 Mr. Leninskya. Aw, emotional wreck? S'never a good thing that... Probably best to mention something about Olof Palme and töåst maybe. *Shrugs* Or some useful vocab for me wife in Stockholm... *shrugs again*

[Krasnojarsk]

Lenin's got a about a billion quotes about electrification it seems, he must've been mighty impressed by it :happy:

Have an Å while I try to figure out something to say...

...hmm. Bruttonationalprodukt is a nice word. I do hope you've taught your wife 'jag behöver' and 'tack' :happy: Jag är från ghettot is nice too. Or jag är walesare, ingen jävla engelsman, ditt pucko! :happy:

[tjej]

Gorra love Lenin... whom I was dissapointed to discover is actually quite short. I say dissapointed, it's good that he's a dwarf like me, but.. I'd pictured him as a big man.

Mmmm what a letter!

Course I've taught her tack! It's one of the overused words in my vocab now. Whoops. :happy: Oooh Jag är från ghettot could be quite useful when in bars :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

Yer, he's like 4'5 inni? :LOL: Did you go to the mausoleum? Did you touch him? :happy:

Mmm your way of saying tack is so nice too :happy: So cheery, instead of the dull Swedish way of saying it :indiff: So it's a deal, you go up to someone in a bar to say you're fum le ghetto, and I'll go write Gora ETA in the urinal :LOL: Which reminds me, what time are you getting to Stockholm an'all? Have to plan me trip y'know :happy:

[tjej]

We did! It was so cold and smelly in there... sadly couldn't touch him... wouldn't want to really. Errrrrrrrrrrr.

I says it the Welsh way, innit *tachhhhh!* That sounds like a fine deal to me, you'll have to coach me in the pronunciation, I've been reading my Swedish book today (just to affirm my fluency) and it's just confused me. Grrr. We get in to Arlanda at god knows what time on the 10th... probably 2 hours after we leave Schiphol at 13:15 *stupid KLM for not printing it on ticket* So ye's being our tour guide again? Smashing! I can bring your Polish goodness :happy:

[Krasnojarsk]

But imagine stroking his beard...mmm...

Awww, Swedish is confusing? You know I'm aaalways here to help? :happy: Of course I can be un tour guide, if ye want, I'll see what time I get there on the 10th. D'you reckon you could find the boat this time, or would you like guidance? Polish goodness? Sounds exciting :happy:

Mmmmmmbed...gogodod nonatotot!

[tjej]

Mmmmmmm rigor mortis. Nothing quite like touching a man who's been dead for... several years *isn't a mathmatician*

Excellent :happy: You'll have to be a tourguide come intensive Swedish pronunciation tutor in Stockholm :D I thiiiink so, since I'm not with Laura "look, give the map here I did Gold DofE so shurrup Rhian" Holloway this time :LOL: (That, and I've bought a Sweden guide book that's not 3 years out of date and useless like Laura's Europe one... y'know we got lost in 6 out of 12 cities?!) S'not thaaaaaaaat exciting, but it's so, so Eastern European :happy: I saw it in a tacky tourist market in Kraków and thought of you. :happy:

Nnnnanoito!

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmmyes pronunciation, but with your perfect 'behöver', I don't think that'd be necessary :happy: :D I'll have to take a look of that guide book, us Swedes love seeing things written about us :LOL:
6/12? Cool :cool: :LOL: I'm planning of putting you on a train to Fittja so you can lost once again, 's no fun without it y'know?

[tjej]

I was trying to teach the wife yesterday... all she did was mumble about the "silly å ö and ä that don't make the right sounds" :rolleyes: Bloody hispanic linguists.

There's a whole section on Jönköping in it too, y'know? It's quite a swish guidebook hactually... Train to Fittja you say? Is that near the zoo? *wants to go to the zoo*

Oh, also... from reading the text message outbox thing after Saturday... I'd like to withdraw my challenge to a drinking contest. I don't want to die :'(

[Krasnojarsk]

Yer, those hispanics sure could use a crack on the head, innit. Å and ä are especially stupid though, I'll give her that :indiff:
Ooh, what's it say on Jönköping? Any pictures? The only thing speaking for us is the naaaatural beeeeauty :happy: :D Fittja is ghetto hactually, as ghetto as they come hactually :happy: I've never heard of any Stockholm Zoo though :confused:

Mmm I don't wish for death either :D But we'll have to find at least some snaps, if only for the cultural experience :LOL: Also, you've said Swedish beer gets to you earlier, and I don't want any foul play :LOL:

Also, you can call me Captain Mof from now on, my father talked me into doing only 13k on the bike today, turned out to be 54 at t'end, mmm lactic acid, and if I know meself right I'll still be out in nylon tomorrow. :indiff: Feel free to slap me at will. My driving teacher saw me doing stupid things in the traffic as well :LOL:

Ooh, we'll have to make some plans for Stockholm, like how long I should be staying and all. How long are you staying yerselves, only over the day, or is it longer? Just tell me if you need a guide to the boat on Wednesday or something, I can show up at any time, 's up to you. :happy:

*Edit* Of course there's a zoo, Skansen, just that it's famous for concerts and all that, forgot les animaux

[tjej]

Nooooo thems the best bit! We need to bully her into the Slavic way of thinking... I think it has pictures, I'm not sure since I gave it to the wife last week for her to have a gander at. It's quite a comprehenisve section hactually. Goes on about a match factory...

Yes, snaps. I won't feel too guilty drinking since I'm with the missus and not Laura 'budget nazi - you know we've spent £100 today" Holloway. (I love her really...) I was talking to Steph earlier about Swedish beer and its effects. "You drink it, it tastes nice, you stand up and you think - hello, why do my legs feel wobbly?" Foul play you say... pishposh.

I'm no mathmatician, but that's quite an increase in distance :happy: just think of the leg muscles though. Mmmmhm. Haha you should've seen me in Berlin on the old bike... Laura was not pleased. I nearly got us killed at least 17 times before we'd even reached the Reichstag. :$

We're staying from the 10th to the 16th, so really it's entirely up to you for how long you stay :happy: I'm not entirely sure what time we'll be there and such, but if I say drinks on the boat at 19:30 is that ok? Gives us time to get there/make ourselves look beautiful since we've got to be up at 3.30 on Wednesday morning :'(

Mmm zoo. So unethically delicious.

[Krasnojarsk]

Yeeer less dump the sodding vowels! :happy:
We're apparently very proud of our match factory over 'ere, they made guns, ball-bearings and all that stuff in Huskvarna, which is outside of Jönköping too. And, we have an Arab-riddled beach :happy: :D

I say hooray for the abandoned naziing, happy hours are there to be exploited innit! Sweden's not the country to be sober in really, drunkeness really opens it up :D Plus, I haven't had a proper piss-up since me 'rents got home, and they refuse to arrange some sort of crayfish thingie, so just the booze'll have to do :happy:

Mmm yes, my old jeans don't fit me now :happy: You went bike-riding in Berlin traffic? Sounds adventurous :LOL: Now Stockholm seems like the place to be a cyclist, they've got nice big lanes if you noticed, and they're so many so noone can do anything to stop them really :D

3.30!? Ouch! 19.30 is a date then. :happy: I'll probably get there early just to stroll around, then I'll see when I catch the bus home.

Let's go free some wombats bebeh yeeeeeah!

[tjej]

Mmmmm *has been writing cyrillylylyic all day*

It seems that way, from the guidebook. Then again according to Blackpool tourist guides we're all proud of the tower. At least matches are useful.

They are that indeed! I'm planning on stocking up on 'duty' free wine at the luchthaven. You can get a nice red for £4... We could always have a piss up Blackpool ruffian style. I'll bring the cheap cider, you find the park with heroin addicts.

Huzzah! Yep we did... it was... different. I nearly injured a load of Touristen unter dem Brandenburgische Tor. Whoops. Great fun though. :happy: Yup, I did notice. Before I got the hang of Swedish cycle lanes (they're nowt like ours) I was the victim of many a bell ringing Swede.

Mmm, we have to be at Manchester by 6... so leave the house at 4.30 :'(

Radical maaaaaan *burns bra and stops washing*

[tjej]

Wij fietsen...
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/rhiansreise/Berlijn/IMG_0313.jpg
For some reason we took the bikes to the Sraßenbahn. Then took them away again.

[Krasnojarsk]

Mmm pretty bikes...they look too innocent to kill Touristen properly though :D Pretty animals on'em too :D I'll shoot the next Swede trrying to run me over with his bike though :indiff: Blardy ffwls!

Pah, I heet matchis! A tower, now that sounds like something, mmhmm! :LOL:

:LOL: :LOL: Duty free wine you say? Just hide it from it from the customs, but if they didn't hassle you last time, I bet you'll be fine :happy: We'd have to get the little brown paper bag thingies too to get really in the mood. I'll check with Jan where to find most junkies, if not Sergels torg, but that's a bit toooo public :indiff:

Look at it from the bright side, you're 1.5 hours from Manchester, me I'm a day away :D I got the treen tickets todee, so I guess I'll see you in Stockholm yet again! :happy:

Mmm I'm over 3000 km's on my overall measuring thingie on me bike computer since August 13 last year :happy: Mmhmm.

[tjej]

They were beasts of bikes... zooming around Alexander Platz, shouting geh Weg Genossen... ahhh.

Yeah, apparently if you throw a 1p coin off the top of it you can kill someone... <3 Blackpool. Customs weren't even there last time :LOL: and Passport control was a friendly "just walk through that door" ahh. Brown paper bags... how posh. :happy:

Technically, we're only about 50 minutes away from Manchester, but mum's paranoid about motorway traffic cause the Thelwall Viaduct is crap. :rolleyes: Ah treen, smashing :happy: See you in Stockholm indeed!

Wow, you could've cycled from Amsterdam to Ghana with all those KMs... or is it 3000 miles? *hates imperial system but bes impressed at distance* :happy:

[Mona]

And I am back from Egypt !

It's been quite a while. I hope you've had a great summer. I had.

I'm halfway through Inferno (A part of the Divine Comedy for the one who didn't know) and it's quite ironicly amusing. Somehow.

Anyway, Pelle, jag vill lära mig ryska. Tips hur jag kan göra det? Kurser och sånt alltså.

[Krasnojarsk]

Tja, och välkommen tillbaka! Var lite orolig där ett tag. Kul att du hade trevligt.

Ryska säger du...tja, du fyller 15 i år...vilken klass går man i då? Jag började i gymnasiet, men på en skola här i Jönköping ska de börja med det som elevens val redan i nian. Annars typ Medborgarskolan eller Folkuniversitetet. Kolla CFL annars, de har gymnasiekursen på distans, http://utbildning.cfl.se/browse.asp?sid=115&pid=230&ppid=190&gppid=113

Jag rekommenderar iofs aldrig att lära sig språk på distans, men är man tillräckligt driven så.

För övrigt börjar jag plugga ryska första september i Lund...betyder att jag nog måste växa upp jävligt fort, helst inom två veckor, annars är jag körd! :D Är bara reserv på arabiskan, så jag får se om jag kommer in...annars är nog ryskan nog att hålla mig upptagen :stunned:

[skizofrenica]

hej! jag talar dålig svenska so I'll write in english :$
I saw saturday a swedish band called Nine and it really rocked my socks. Much respect to swedish metal music!!!!! :cool: