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Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 06:40 PM
Nope :$ We're going to do it tomorrow I think. Or I hope. But yes, we have places planned. £5 a night with the Youth Hostel Association card :D

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 06:41 PM
5 quidamentes? That's dead cheap innit. Is it central?

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 06:47 PM
I have noooooooooooo idea at all. *Will find it* Have you sorted out somewhere to stay?

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 07:02 PM
I have noooooooooooo idea at all. *Will find it* Have you sorted out somewhere to stay?
http://www.reservations.bookhostels.com/europeanhostels.com/hosteldetails.php/HostelNumber.11241/PHPSESSID.kl69a11l4iddqkcn9fhcy6er513oqdcq

delicious. £10, not £5. d'oh.

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 08:07 PM
Ooh, not too far from where I'm staying, I haven't asked yet, but I'm sure I could stay with a friend of ours there.

:happy:

It's in Brat Town by the way :indiff:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 08:11 PM
Eggshell hunt. :happy: Gotta love family friends. *has phoned up 'auntie' Christine, asking if we can stay at hers in Münster* (I haven't seen her for about 6 years :LOL: )

Oh dear. Will we have to carry an axe at all times?

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 08:20 PM
Eggshell whatnow?

Oh famleh in Gemny, blood's thicker than water innit :happy: 'Hellwwww wnty Christine, remembê me?'

An axe is mandatory, so is a pink Lacoste shirt and backcombed hurr :happy:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 08:24 PM
If you say Eggshell hunt fast enough, you sound like Sean Connery saying 'excellent' :D :happy:

She's not really family, just a friend of me mam and papa whom I call Auntie, cause it's polite, innit :happy:

Now backcombed hair I can do. :D

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 08:27 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Shir Connery, the love of my life! Ah yesh *shcratchesh beard*

S'much cooler to do the hippie style in Östermalm anyways :cool: I'll see if there are any nice pubs close to Valhallavägen as well :happy:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 08:34 PM
:D schmokesch a pipesh. Yesch.
Ooh hippies <3 Is there an Olof Palme statue in teh 'holm? The whole reason we got the scholarship for this trip was for 'linguistic, historical and cultural development' so we need to take some silly pictures of The Rt. Hon. Olof!

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 08:39 PM
Scholarship? Fancy shiznit.

Mes parents aren't sure whether there is a statue of 'im or not, but we can go to the place where he was shot and take some reenactment pictures :happy:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 08:42 PM
Yep! 250 beans each to help towards the trip :D Oooh yes! *shotgun being the assasin* do you want to be the Meister hisselfs, or a teary eyed onlooker? *plots*

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 09:05 PM
250 smackaroonies! Nijs!

I could be one of the elusive witnesses :happy: The murder isn't solved yet mind, the prime suspect, who's been spotted by your's trwly, died last year.

Let's do it in broad daylight too, so we can attract a grand crowd and gather some prwpah dosh innit
Or we could sing a song about Olof on one of our busking sessions :happy:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 09:13 PM
Woah-oah-oah Olof, a bit like Gorbachoff (have to sing it like that for the rhyme)
He got his head blown off
and people cri-i-i-i-ied
because he di-i-i-i-ied

*ukulele solo*

Woah-oah-oah Olof
Je t'aime, oui je t'aime
Oh, mon amour...
Comme la vague irrésolu
Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 09:18 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Rhiân la rhéteuse :LOL: :LOL: That'd be the best thing ever played on the streets of Estocolmo, it's scarily accurate


:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 09:24 PM
We'll make millions. Millions I tells thee.

On a differnt note, Private Eye is the best satirical magazine ever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/franglais.jpg

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 09:28 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That's terrific! I <3 political satire :happy:

Though I wish all political leaders were like Chirac...he's just so spaffingly cool :cool: http://medias.lemonde.fr/mmpub/edt/ill/2005/03/27/v_7_ill_632184_japan-france-chirac-21.jpg

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 09:38 PM
:LOL: *hears Chirac saying in a Jimmy Saville voice* "now then now then" :LOL :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: aaaaaahahahahaaha *cries* aaahahahaha

*wipes away tears* :LOL:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/satty.jpg

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 09:47 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That's brilliant! Love the Blunkett poem :LOL:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 09:49 PM
It's brilliant. They get sued pretty much every week n'all. <3 Gotta love the low brow press we have. :D

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 09:51 PM
:LOL: :LOL: Ah yes, low brow, s'the future it is <3

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 09:54 PM
The Sun <3 what a paper. Written for an average reading age of seven. :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 09:58 PM
The Scum! :LOL: :LOL: Ah yes inderdaad, and it's sister paper News of the world <3 Too bad we haven't even got papers similar to those in Sweden, twould be nice to have a nice laugh every once in a while innit :happy:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 10:01 PM
Ah we get the News of the World <3 'The goss, the biz the scam, the News of the World' :LOL: it's a bit of light relief from the Observer/Sunday Times. It's so much fun reading Mystic Meg's column and marking all the grammatical errors :D :happy:

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 10:27 PM
:LOL: :LOL: Sounds like mighty fun

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 10:32 PM
Oh it is! Only.. if I do it before mum's read it it isn't too good. "Rhian, I appreciate what you've done and all, but it does get a tad... annoying"

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 10:56 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Do you use the red teacher pen as well? :happy:

Mona
06-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Lars Winnerbäck.. Du lyssna säkert också på Neil Young, Ulf Lundll och Bruce Springsteen

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:00 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Do you use the red teacher pen as well? :happy:
I do indeed :happy: or the black fountain pen. Depending on what mood I'm in.

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:02 PM
Lars Winnerbäck.. Du lyssna säkert också på Neil Young, Ulf Lundll och Bruce Springsteen

Nä. Bruce är skit nu, inte förut. Neil Young har jag inte lyssnat på sen jag var 2. Ulf Lundell är bara tråkig.

:) Men min syster är expat från Linköping, så hon är sjukt galen i Winnerbäck

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:03 PM
I do indeed :happy: or the black fountain pen. Depending on what mood I'm in.


Ahahaha, brilliant :LOL:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:04 PM
"min syster är expat"

That looks like such a Welsh sentence :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:05 PM
"min syster är expat"

That looks like such a Welsh sentence :LOL:

Yes it does :stunned: I'm stunned

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:07 PM
Lars Winnerbäck.. Du lyssna säkert också på Neil Young, Ulf Lundll och Bruce Springsteen

Vad lyssnar du på förresten? Skulle vara kul att höra efter ett dömande slash sarkastiskt uttalande som detta :happy:

Vad heter du förresten? Tänker inte kalla dig MiniMuse resten av livet, låter bara dûmt.

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:07 PM
Seeeee, I told you Swedlish is great. :happy:

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:09 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Inderdaad

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:12 PM
Hush you. You know it's true.

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:14 PM
Will you have an epileptic fit upon your first contact with Swedish people then? Just like I had in Rusha :LOL:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:24 PM
You know, I probably will. :$ I'll do that silly squeaky girly noise that I do when I'm excited and wave my hands about.

I'll put a lot of Kronar on the fact that I'll get interrorgated in the airport: Åre yöu ön drugs?

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:26 PM
You know, I probably will. :$ I'll do that silly squeaky girly noise that I do when I'm excited and wave my hands about.

I'll put a lot of Kronar on the fact that I'll get interrorgated in the airport: Åre yöu ön drugs?

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: *dies* Swedish customs are soft as puppies though :happy: Put your kronor to better use :happy:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:29 PM
Excellent! Unlike Dutch customs, who are really really mean. Although sexy.. but they're still mean. The meanies. I wil put it towards bread and milk. Like a good Eastern European.

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:30 PM
:LOL: Aww, and Polish cigarettes bien-sûr :happy:

Sexy Dutch men though? Well, you learn something everyday innit :$

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:33 PM
The men who work for KLM... phwoar. It could just be the uniform though :$ Or the fact that they're all tall...

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:34 PM
Oooh :cool:

Since when is tall a good thing? Thought we had an agreement begging to differ?

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:36 PM
True, true. Small is better in the long run... All tall people do is put pint glasses on my head and say "eeh aren't ye small?" :indiff: *kicks their shins*

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:38 PM
Awww meanies. :indiff: I hope just below 5'6 doesn't equal tall right? :$

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:41 PM
From my perspective, yes it does :LOL: Nah my dad's only 5'6 and he's tiny compared to most.

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:44 PM
Aww OK then, I'll go sit in the dishwasher for a week. I just wish my legs wouldn't be so fucking long...it annoys me :indiff:

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:47 PM
We can swap legs if you want... *wants long legs* You'll just have to live with having stupidly tree trunk like thighs... but you'd have short legs!

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:49 PM
That would be heaven dear. I'll have yer first name as well *swaps* *runs off* Haha!

I don't want ot have driving lesson tomorrow! I swear I'm going to make a fucking left turn in a roundabout again! :indiff: Bloody rules.

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:52 PM
I just wondered "why's he worried about making a left turn at a roundabout?" then I remembered, you lot go the wrong way round them. :rolleyes:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangonaminute... my name.. come back here with that! I ought to go to bed, I've got to be up at seven, but I've had far too much liquorice. *bounces*

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:54 PM
The English motorway system is beautiful and strange

I can't have your name? :( Not even for a handful of ö's and a rstr?

Jazzlady
06-06-2005, 11:56 PM
*pulls a face like this* ---> :( oh maybe.. I supppose... go on then. YOU can live with the crap pronunciations/spellings of it though. HAHA! *skips like a nymph*

Krasnojarsk
06-06-2005, 11:59 PM
<3 I can live with that. People always think my name is Per, since Pelle is the diminutive of that. Wankers. It's Pelle, not Per, or Pär you ffwls.

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 12:02 AM
I get that with Rhiannon... "your name's just short for Rhiannon, isn't it?" No, fuck off. Rhian, Rhiannon, Rhianwen, Rhiana are all different names, with different meanings. :indiff:

Then there's getting called Ryan.. or Leanne. At least your name has pretty pronunciation (now I know teh proper way, innit)

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 12:06 AM
Aww, ffwls, proper ffwls. I'll bet all of my kronor that Swedish people would call you Ryan though...even though the Swedish pronunciation would be like the Welsh one, they always want to impress and be cool. Ahh those Swedes :happy:

I'm quite fond of our double stress thingie :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 12:09 AM
God bless them, every one. What's that from... it's a film, innit? Aw I hope they don't... I'd be much more impressed if they got it right rather than me having to say my name.. I always feel weird saying my name for some reason.

It's ace! Just like the ks becoming shhhhs. Only in Swedeland. (See, you love Swedish. You do.)

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 12:11 AM
I've just heard the worst use of English ever. "You are the most least unlikely" WHAT? *reels*

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 12:12 AM
Weird saying your name? What film do you mean?

And ks becoming shhshhhhs? *can't think of when I heard that the last time* Is it in your Swedish book? We hardly even use ks, we use x...

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 12:12 AM
I've just heard the worst use of English ever. "You are the most least unlikely" WHAT? *reels*


:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 12:13 AM
With Jönköping the k has a shhh sound, dunnit?

I dunno, I'm sure "god bless us every one" is a line from a film...

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 12:19 AM
Aha, oh yes, in front of soft vowels (e i y ä ö), and pronounced k in front of hard vowels (a o u å). 'Sk' is a bit like 'ch' in German, except in 50s or Northern Swedish.

Actually, the sh thing is bit complicated, and loads of Swedes don't know this, but there are two kinds of pure 'sh' sounds (not counting the 'ch' one), one is produced in the front of the mouth (like dusch=shower, whereas shower in English is pronounced with the 'sh' sound produced in the back). The back-produced ones are for example 'tjata', to nag, 'tjuta', to wail. Also 'sj' can both be pronounced 'ch' and the front 'sh'.

Fucking hell, sorry bout that, I get a little carried away at times. Time to hit the hay I reckon :$

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 12:22 AM
Language really is a fantastic thing. *tries the shh sounds* Yeah, I think I'll save those till tomorrow.

Sleep is a good plan. I may need some diazipan to shake the effects of this damn liquorice off... N'noite!

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 12:24 AM
We'll have a full demo of this in Stockholm then, and try to piss off as many people as possible by shh'ing our way through the city :$

Noitamente, I'm tired as a badger meself.

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 12:25 AM
We can form a conga line and pretend to be a train... Shh shh shhshh choo choo shh shh.

Right Rhian, bed. *slaps self*

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 02:12 PM
Yay, completed nearly 5 more measures on that sodding allgretto. Want to hear it? :LOL: Not near completion yet I reckon though. :'(

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 05:19 PM
Ooh course I do! (I can trade for my atrocious Gershwin if you like?)

We've booked accommodation and the ferry to Helstinky! AND AND we've sent our visas off :D How cool? :D :D *dances excitedly in the sunshine*

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 08:04 PM
Oh, please send that, that'd be fabulous. Check your Gmail in a mo.

You've been crafty today then! :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 08:07 PM
Too right! We even went to HSBC to start a joint account, to be told to come back on Friday. Why the pesky *shakes fist*

Check yours in about 20 minutes, it'll take a while to upload the file, damn coal powered retro dial up pile of junk.

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 08:12 PM
It didn't work to send it at first I think, but I'm sending right now :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 08:14 PM
Technology's a marvellous ting :happy:

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:17 PM
RHIÂN!!!!! !!!! !!!!

Dear Lord Almighty! You did all the playing and singing on that!? Shit, I'm getting all warm and fuzzy inside, I haven't felt this way since I first heard Antony...your voice is...*trembles*...and that clarinet...
...
...
...

Shit. My hands are all cold.

I'll go throw myself in the Thames.

...

...*listens again*

Shit. :stunned:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:20 PM
:$ :$ :$ *one day I'll grow uuuup and be a beautiful transvestitie...*

DON'T THROW YOURSELF INTO THE THAMES! You'll dissolve!

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:23 PM
It'd be worth dissolving for.

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:25 PM
At least throw yourself in the River Ribble... it's northern.

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:27 PM
Done. <3

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:28 PM
Mm Effervescent :happy:

*psshshshshshshshshsblip* The sound of a Swede disintigrating. :'(

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:30 PM
The world will be a brighter place. *Effervescentiates*

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:32 PM
I dunno about brighter, certainly more fizzy... Liquorice? *offers*

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:37 PM
Ooh fankies dear. You on the liquorice again? :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:42 PM
Yup. It's that damn Dutch Droptoefje stuff too. It's addictive!

Hehe look I made a face with it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/3940a1bf.jpg

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:46 PM
Awww how adoooohrable! :happy: *loves Dutch liquorice* Tis le future is is.

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:49 PM
It is! However, you can't get better than Basset's Liquorice Allsorts.

Mmmm.

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 10:52 PM
Ooh no, Bassett's is way too ordinary for the common Swede. Remember we have the best candy in the world. :happy: The liquorice is sometimes better in Finland or Dutchland, but everything else...<3...chocolate...even Mozzer adores our mjölkchoklad :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Bbbut look what you can do with Bassett's

http://www.webmink.net/Bertie.jpg

I've never had Swedish choklad, nor Finnnnnish. So much to learn...

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 11:00 PM
Aww, that's a plus innit :happy: However, the thing about Swedish candy, you can put it in a nice pile, and eat it all under 10 minutes :happy:

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 11:03 PM
www.karamellkungen.se :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 11:03 PM
Where's the fun in pile making.. when you can make fortresses and allsorts with ours :happy: Don't let me have any more Drops. *twitches*

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 11:05 PM
Where's the fun in pile making.. when you can make fortresses and allsorts with ours :happy: Don't let me have any more Drops. *twitches*

Awww, *hides droptoefjes* I'm riding a h-ay-uuuge sugar deficiency. Shit I feel female :happy:

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 11:10 PM
Here take the drops. Take them all. I've been running on nothing but sugar and coffee for the past week. *giggles* Feeling female? Can I do your hair and bitch? :happy:

Krasnojarsk
07-06-2005, 11:25 PM
<3 Do my hair and bitch all you want. My hair needs doing.

Jazzlady
07-06-2005, 11:29 PM
*plaits*

and oh mah gawd she like oh my gawd was totally not into heeeem and then she like oh my gawd turned round and slapped hurrr and then she sed rikkaaaaaaaaay naaah!
<3 Lambrini!

But she looked so fat in that skirt. :stunned:

Proper Blackpool girly that. *swigs Lambrini out of bottle*

Krasnojarsk
08-06-2005, 12:13 AM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: 'Oh my gort that's like so not true, but y'know wha'eve'

*Epilates*
*Smears mascara on*
*Twists hair*

Jazzlady
08-06-2005, 09:17 AM
Epilates? *flinches at thought* They have a new one now you can put in the fridge to stop the pain... I wouldn't trust it. *draws a flower on Pelle's cheek in lipliner* :LOL:

Oh to be a 12 year old again.

Krasnojarsk
08-06-2005, 10:46 AM
:LOL: :LOL: Ahhh yes <3

Jazzlady
08-06-2005, 10:52 AM
*writes Jazzers woz ere y2k5 on file*

yeahbu'nobu'

Krasnojarsk
08-06-2005, 01:37 PM
Da'ss rabbash inni'
http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/VickyPollard.jpg

Jazzlady
08-06-2005, 07:11 PM
Da'ss rabbash inni'
http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/VickyPollard.jpg
I've just been listening in to the most hillarious Pollard conversation on the bus home. "I told me mam when I started smowkin' inni"

"fukin 'ell wot did sheeee seeh?"

"she were like 'well I'm nor buyin yer fags fer ya"

*Maupassant gets good, Rhian stops listening*

****

*Maupassant gets annoying*

"ah mean I wann'id to be ah urrdresser burrit's proper ard so I'm gowin' t'collejjj burra dunno wotttt a ay levul is I meeeeen fukkin elll like"

"I mean me I'd soona gera job in a shitty shop"

<3 Blackpool <3

Krasnojarsk
08-06-2005, 07:25 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Oh god

"You traded your baby for a Westlife CD?"
"Yer I know, they're rabbash" :happy:

You should learn some more Swedish and then come study the scally-Jönköpingese too :happy:

Jazzlady
08-06-2005, 07:30 PM
I was trying to talk Dave and Harriet into coming to the Finland - Sweden match tonight... Dave was only slightly convinced because there'd be "Swedish women in short shorts" Harriet is a tough nut to crack. But think of all the Ghetto football chants <3 <3

*puts on naturmorgon voice* and here, we see the scally-Jönköpingese in their natural habitiat.. the street corner. Brawling for the last can of cheap lager, chanting and intimidating old ladies... There could be a whole documentary on it.

Krasnojarsk
08-06-2005, 07:38 PM
Swedish ladies and ghetto chants couldn't make them go to a footie match? What are they? Robots? Though I agree, it's not proper football is it. :happy: (I love antagonizing the rabid ladies on this board. Tis muchly fun.)

:LOL: :LOL: A documentary on these kepsmänniskor would be very interesting, and the author would surely be a contestant for the Nobel prize. :happy: Too bad there aren't a lot in Stockholm, otherwise you could bring your binoculars and scally-spotting guide and we'd go nuts. :happy:

Jazzlady
08-06-2005, 07:47 PM
Nope. They're rubbish. Absolutly rubbish! Not even my Jag behöver ghetto svenska could convince them. :rolleyes: Well, I'm sure Ms. Pankhurst didn't chain herself to fences so that we could kick a ball around for 90 minutes... *burns bra in protest* :LOL:

Aw. Ooh, apparently, we didn't book accommodation yesterday.. but Laura's found a hostel in teh 'holm on a BOAT! WOW!

Gosh you'd love Blackpool. Full of scallies and people who can't speak properly.. knowing how much you like 'liccle'.

Krasnojarsk
08-06-2005, 07:57 PM
Jag behöver ghettosvenska didn't work? :indiff: Alla behöver ghettosvenska.

Ooh, I've heard of some boat hostel...can't remember where it's at though...
Also I need some dates written down, I forget it all the time, so I can get a train booked and arrange things with the bloke I know. What time are you getting there? First I though I could go there a day in advance, but if you're arriving in the afternoon, maybe I could go the teh Holmz same day as you. Or sompin, we'll see.

:'( Why is everyone a scallie nowadays, whatever happened to the ruffians?

Jazzlady
08-06-2005, 08:04 PM
The ruffians got tarred and feathered and chased out of town by the scallies. :'(

Right, nous arriverons on the 6th of July at Skavsta Stockholm 11:40 und danach, wir stay i Stockholm until we catch le ferry at about 16:15 on the 7th of July.

One day, the Ruffians will rise again. There are still quite a few very ruffians on Central Drive.

Mona
09-06-2005, 02:52 PM
Why does it feel like many people understand swedish in this board?

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 03:35 PM
The ruffians got tarred and feathered and chased out of town by the scallies. :'(

Right, nous arriverons on the 6th of July at Skavsta Stockholm 11:40 und danach, wir stay i Stockholm until we catch le ferry at about 16:15 on the 7th of July.

One day, the Ruffians will rise again. There are still quite a few very ruffians on Central Drive.

<3

I'll see later on if I'm to take le bus or train...can't decide

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 03:36 PM
Why does it feel like many people understand swedish in this board?

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Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 03:48 PM
<3

I'll see later on if I'm to take le bus or train...can't decide
Splendidly :happy:

I'll admire your bravery if you take the bus (especially if Swedish busses are like National Express ones *shudders*)

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 03:52 PM
Ah, Swedish buses are often filld with funny-speaking foreigners, so it's all good. Bad thing is it takes roughly 4-5 hours to Stockholm, but I can live with that. Just give me some Stendhal and I'm sorted :happy:

What's wrong with ye English buses?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 03:57 PM
Gosh, it'll take you longer to get to Stockholm than it will take us.. and we're outlanders!

English busses smell like wee, and you always, always end up sat next to a fat bloke with a beard who's not very familiar with deoderant. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 04:56 PM
At least I've arranged for my accomodation there, and I asked him to check out some nice places we could go to.

Irritating co-bussers should all be kicked in the nuts. :indiff:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 05:00 PM
Excellent :happy: Thanks for agreeing to come along :) It should be good fun n'est pas?

They should.. or at least drawn on in permanent marker when asleep. *giggles*

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 05:35 PM
It'll be great fun, I'm delighted to come :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 05:44 PM
It's amazing how quickly it's going to the expedition really.. I mean Laura och I first discussed it in November and thought it was ages away and now... less than a month :stunned: *gets excited*

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 05:56 PM
Yer, it's amazing how crafty you kids can be :D What are you doing now by the way? With everything finished and all? Studying?

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 06:00 PM
Why does it feel like many people understand swedish in this board?
Du vet att alla i Finland måste lära svenska...
Eller vet du?
Men hur kan man från andra länder prata så bra svenska?
But I looked only the first and the last page so...

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 06:01 PM
Pretty much, yup. *loves learning literature quotations this much* I've got another intense day in the library planned for tomorrow... since all I've really done today is copy out huge chunks from my Swedish/Polish books in the hope that someone may find my note pad and think I'm mega clever. :happy: :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 06:40 PM
:LOL: :LOL: That's actually very clever. Remember the lines above the ä's and ö's if you want to be propah Swedish innit.
Oh, à propos de Swedish, my sister and I came up with one of the most beautiful words in svenska, 'spöutbyte'. Isn't acromegally nice? Almost like 'träförädling'. 'Spöutbyte' is probably one of the hardest word to pronounce in Swedish too, for outlanders. :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 06:53 PM
Ooh, I usually do lines when I'm writing German essays (because I get fed up having to do dots)

hehe I just tried to pronounce that, but couldn't due to giggling. Dang.

Onomatopoeia.. now that's a word. <3 :happy:

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 06:57 PM
Onomatopoeia. Onomatopoesi. :happy: Aaah yesh.

Was the boat you're staying at called Af Chapman by le way?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 07:03 PM
I have no idea, Laura's only told me the email address for the thingy... Gustafafklint?

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 08:42 PM
Oh right, http://www.gustafafklint.se/

Seems pretty cheap too :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 08:48 PM
Eeh by gum, it's a good job you know what you're doing. :LOL: It looks really cool hactually. :D

*ik doe nog een dans*

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 08:50 PM
En ook

http://hem.fyristorg.com/klintan/images/101.jpg

http://hem.fyristorg.com/klintan/images/107.jpg

wooow, so mooi.

Black Velvet
09-06-2005, 08:52 PM
Tack Rhian Tack :D

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 08:54 PM
Tack Rhian Tack :D
Geen problem :happy:

Black Velvet
09-06-2005, 08:56 PM
Zo is dit een Zwwedse draad? Waarom spreekt iedereen hier dna Nederlands?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:00 PM
Zo is dit een Zwwedse draad? Waarom spreekt iedereen hier dna Nederlands?
Nederlands is de mooie taal... misschien. Nee, beslist. :D

Black Velvet
09-06-2005, 09:01 PM
Nederlands is de mooie taal... misschien. Nee, beslist. :D

Absoluut niet.
I love English and Swedish, tho I forgot most of my Swedish :(

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:05 PM
Absoluut niet.
I love English and Swedish, tho I forgot most of my Swedish :(
Absoluuuuut jaaaaaa!

Engels is shite. :indiff: Forget Swedlish, learn Welshish :D

Black Velvet
09-06-2005, 09:07 PM
Absoluuuuut jaaaaaa!

Engels is shite. :indiff: Forget Swedlish, learn Welshish :D

Me is busy with a few words Welsh, for when I go to Wales :D

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:12 PM
Me is busy with a few words Welsh, for when I go to Wales :D
Atta girl :happy:

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 09:27 PM
THE MERCY SEAT IS WAITING AND I THINK MY HEAD IS BURNING! :happy:

Rhiân goes boating :happy:

Oh, hi Klaartje, welcome to onze tråd. :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:30 PM
AND IN A WAY I'M YEARNING TO BE DONE WITH ALL THIS MEASURING OF TRUTH :happy: <3 <3

Oooooooh row row row your boat
Gently down the streaaaam
Push the teachers off the deck
And then you'll hear them screaaam *whistles*

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 09:39 PM
AN EYE FOR AN EEEEYE, A TOOTH FOR A TOOOOOOTH, AND ANYWAY I TOLD THE TRUUUUUTH, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIIIIIIE!

And if you see a crocodile, don't forget to SCREAM!

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 09:44 PM
Absoluuuuut jaaaaaa!

Engels is shite. :indiff: Forget Swedlish, learn Welshish :D
Finnish!
Or maybe not...
What's welshish like?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:45 PM
LIKE MY GOOD HAND I TATOOED E.V.I.L. ACROSS IT'S BROTHER'S FIIIIIST

<3

Haha my friend just asked if my picture of Gorby was Iain Duncan-Smith. AAAHAHAHHAHA :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:46 PM
Finnish!
Or maybe not...
What's welshish like?
Welshish is the most beautiful language in the world ever. Amen.

Rydych chi wedi cyrraedd. Fy enw i ydy Rhian, dydw i ddim wedi bwyta. <3

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 09:48 PM
For everything I long to do...no matter when or where or who...has one thing in common too..
It's a...it's a...it's a...it's a SIN! <3 Gay

But he looks like Gorby, doesn't he? :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 09:48 PM
Welshish is the most beautiful language in the world ever. Amen.

Rydych chi wedi cyrraedd. Fy enw i ydy Rhian, dydw i ddim wedi bwyta. <3

Kiitos ja mukavaa merimatkaa! :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:51 PM
For everything I long to do...no matter when or where or who...has one thing in common too..
It's a...it's a...it's a...it's a SIN! <3 Gay

But he looks like Gorby, doesn't he? :LOL:
Well... only if you're rather drunk (like Dave, bless im)

I've still not heard any Finnish. :'( :'( I thought I did the other day on TV Cinq, but it turned out it was Portugese. :$

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 09:51 PM
Welshish is the most beautiful language in the world ever. Amen.

Rydych chi wedi cyrraedd. Fy enw i ydy Rhian, dydw i ddim wedi bwyta. <3
o_O
How do you spell that?

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 09:52 PM
Kiitos ja mukavaa merimatkaa! :happy:
O_O
Hehe.
If I remember correctly, there was a voting thing where people voted that finnish is the most beautiful language in the world.
And the most beautiful sentence was "auto ajoi sillan yli" or something, which means a car drove over a bridge.

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 09:53 PM
Well... only if you're rather drunk (like Dave, bless im)

I've still not heard any Finnish. :'( :'( I thought I did the other day on TV Cinq, but it turned out it was Portugese. :$

I'll see if I can record some later :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:54 PM
o_O
How do you spell that?
ruiduich ccchhhheee weddy ciruth vee enoo ee udy rheeeanne dwithim wedi buita.

Or there abouts... it's hard to explain.

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:54 PM
I'll see if I can record some later :happy:
Yay! :happy:

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 09:55 PM
Well... only if you're rather drunk (like Dave, bless im)

I've still not heard any Finnish. :'( :'( I thought I did the other day on TV Cinq, but it turned out it was Portugese. :$
You live in Sweden? If you live there isn't it quite impossible to not hear finnish?

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 09:55 PM
I'll see if I can record some later :happy:
How many languages do you speak?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:56 PM
You live in Sweden? If you live there isn't it quite impossible to not hear finnish?
Hehe, I wish! I live in England... in a part where the only foreign accent you hear is that of someone from down south. :'(

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 09:58 PM
Hehe, I wish! I live in England... in a part where the only foreign accent you hear is that of someone from down south. :'(
Oh... Svartpöl? Confuses me :rolleyes:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 09:59 PM
Oh... Svartpöl? Confuses me :rolleyes:
it sounds so much nicer than Blackpool :)

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 10:02 PM
it sounds so much nicer than Blackpool :)
Musta-allas in finnish, Schwarz???? in german...
I try to look like I can speak a lot of languages... :rolleyes:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:05 PM
Musta-allas in finnish, Schwarz???? in german...
I try to look like I can speak a lot of languages... :rolleyes:
Schwarzerteich :happy:

Wollabalooza
09-06-2005, 10:05 PM
Schwarzerteich :happy:
You apparently do :D

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:06 PM
You apparently do :D
I have nothing better to do with my time :LOL:

Next step.. Hebrew. :D

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:06 PM
Check your Gmail oh Lady de Jazz, it's bad, but you get the point

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:11 PM
Check your Gmail oh Lady de Jazz, it's bad, but you get the point
It has been checked oh Yarsk of Krasno :p

It's not working :stunned: :'(

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:12 PM
It has been checked oh Yarsk of Krasno :p

It's not working :stunned: :'(

How is it not working?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:13 PM
Ignore that it works now :D

What on earth was that you said at the end? It sounded bitter :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:14 PM
How is it not working?
I'd clickeled download, and it wasn't opening, so I swore at it, and clicked something else. Problem solved :D

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:17 PM
Hmm, lets see *listens* "Well those were anyway some Finnish phrases I thought fit in well this Thursday evening, with, eer, from a Finnish grammar...it's pretty cool" :LOL: :LOL: I talk too much, and too quietly since it's evening over 'ere :p

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:19 PM
hehe :happy:

I always end up babbling on wee recordings... I did one for Klaartje earlier and some of the crap that I came out with :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:21 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: <3 Aah yes

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:22 PM
*must stop talking to self in Dutch out loud mum now thinks I'm mad*

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:24 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: My sister just wondered why I was murmuring about beer in Finnish

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:26 PM
heeft u een bier nodig? Droptoefje?

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:29 PM
Ja ja ik heb veel een bier nodig, want mijn vader heeft bier gedronken :'( Ik pak een droptoefje ook dankje :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:33 PM
:rolleyes: jij kunt mijn czech bier hebben... ik ben niet zo zeker dat het goed is, het was gefluit.

Acch dumme Hollandische sprache... fast das Gleiche wie deutch und ich will immer duitse woorden nützen.

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:40 PM
Jag är askass på tyska :indiff: Tjeckisk öl låter bra :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 10:45 PM
Jag är askass på tyska :indiff: Tjeckisk öl låter bra :happy:
:( *has no idea what askass is*

the öl är varm *puts in freezer*

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 10:56 PM
Askass = really bad

Är ölen varm? Jag trodde engelsmän gillade varm öl?

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 11:01 PM
Askass = really bad

Är ölen varm? Jag trodde engelsmän gillade varm öl?
I'll teach you duits. It's my new Christmas and summer job if the High Commission don't want me :happy:

S'only the hoooligans who like varm öl :happy:

Krasnojarsk
09-06-2005, 11:13 PM
Yay duits :happy: You're going to be a teacher?

Hooligans :happy:

Jazzlady
09-06-2005, 11:16 PM
Yep, at me wee brother's school (he's gonna love me even more now :LOL: ) I get to teach music and duits, either that or get a job in the British High Commission in Accra and get paid STYOOOOOPID amounts of money to stamp visa forms :D

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 12:40 AM
Oooh, you're working you're way up eh? Cool :cool:

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 05:28 AM
It's part of the plan to take over the world *cackles*

Man I woke up too early today.

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 02:37 PM
:happy: Early, why was that?

Shit, the town's filled with graduating students, fucking nostalgia it is. :'(

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 05:50 PM
Because I sir, am an idiot. :happy: Having said that, walking on the grass barefoot at 7am is wonderful. :happy:

Aww *hugs* nostalgia is the greatest thing. You can look on and feel older and (maybe) wiser than the yoooff and shake your head disapprovingly at them :happy:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 09:28 PM
Barefoot on grass <3

I did shake my head, very much so. Still the nostalgia coming through, the most beautiful human being in the world graduated too...wish I could be there too then...guess that's what all this is about.

Shit I'm sorry, I'm drtunk and lisetning to Pet Shop Boys, 'Always on my mind', best song ever! :)

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 09:31 PM
Aw :happy: *ruffles hair*

Funny story about the Pet Shop Boys, Neil Tennant went to my school and was taught A Level Music by my music teacher :D My mum was his dole officer too :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 09:37 PM
*ruffles hair back* I <3 hair ruffling

WHAT!? Is it true! Way cool :happy: Always on my mind is...bloody...really...sodding...blooming...great! !

*is in love* :$ And summer's in the air *sings*

Shit I'mn too drunk

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 09:42 PM
tis great fun :D

It is indeed :) Mr. Shenton tells us EVERY lesson. He also taught the keyboardist from Soft Cell.

The Shentmeister:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/lookatMrShentongo.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/MrShenton.jpg

<3 <3

Summer, love and drink.. could life be any better? :happy:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 10:11 PM
Bloody 'ell, is he Brish or what!? So people at your school technically wrote 'Tainted lurve' innit :happy:

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 10:17 PM
Bloody 'ell, is he Brish or what!? So people at your school technically wrote 'Tainted lurve' innit :happy:
He couldn't be moreso :happy:

Actually.. yeah.. WOW!

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 10:22 PM
:happy: *loves Tainted Love* I only have the Marilyn Manson version on mp3 though... :indiff:

Pet Shop Boys is the best gay music though...my brother-in-law's here, so I've got my face smeared in mascara and eyeliner, and I'm wearing all Top Shop :D

ITS' A...IT'S A... IT'S AAAA...IT'S A SIIIIIIIIN! :happy:

And my rents are going to Germany and France tomorrah :indiff:

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 10:25 PM
Psssh the Manson one's wubbish!

It is... closely followed by Erasure <3 *wants to be a gay man* Woooo for Top Shop :D :D

Aw, hide in their suitcases and go with :D

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 10:32 PM
Nah, I actually think Manson's Tainted Love and Sweet Dreams are pretty well done :$ His other songs ar rabbash though.

Erasure <3 *is gay*

I've been offered to go with, but it's my last summer at home, so I'll just stay at home, sit on me bike, drink beer and hang about with me friends. I'm counting on them to get me a bottle of armagnac or calvados though. (And a Rickenbacker 330, but the odds of that happening aren't great :indiff: )

I've got eye-liner in my eyes...ooooh the itching *smears out*

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 10:37 PM
Nah, I'm an 80s pop purist.. it's the hidden commandment "Thou shalt not goth up the cheesy pop"

Eurythmics <3

Tis a wise move, wise indeed. If they're good parents, they'll bring you both. Remind them of this. :happy:

Boo at eyeliner. It's more fun writing 'slave' on your cheek in it. :D

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 10:40 PM
I know, goths=boo, but my brother-in-law just dicovered a colony of them in Lund, so I hope to catch a glimpse of them soon :D

I've never actually written a lot with eye-liners...maybe I should :happy:

Koooom tillbaaaaks, denna vääärlden är så underbaaaar :D

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 10:45 PM
Oooh go Goth baiting :D "you know, Jesus was real. God is your friend... come here little goth, give Uncle Pelle a cuddle, and I'll give you a glass of milk and tell you all about this book called the Bible" :LOL:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/jazzlady/c61e79f5.jpg

here's one I prepared several months earlier. (I couldn't write very well, I was drunk. So, so drunk.)

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 10:54 PM
Goth baiting :LOL: Made me giggle, sounds like good fun

Slave :LOL:

*Is lazy*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/goth.jpg

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 10:57 PM
:LOL: brilliant *is loving the hair* :happy:

Pfff that's not goff.. you didn't write it in the blood of a virgin. :rolleyes:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 10:59 PM
Aawww *the shame* :D

Thankies, I hate my hair, but sometimes it treats me nicely :happy:

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:03 PM
You'll know for next time :happy:

Hair is a thing that is meant to be hated. At leasy yours treats you nicely! Mine hates me and is intent on making me look like Ann Widdecombe. :'(

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:06 PM
What!? Your hair is wuvely, I hate it how mine just hangs 90's stylee if I don't stay inside isolated from any source of wind and air :indiff: I'm hoping my svåger can give it a good cutting again :happy: I'd love it if my hair naturally turned to the left when it reaches my eyebrows :indiff: I need some strong bloody gel or sompin.

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:12 PM
S'rubbish! Hehe, mine's a bit like that. They should invent special hair shields. :happy:

"I'd love it if my hair naturally turned to the left when it reaches my eyebrows"

NO, NO YOU WOULDN'T! Mine does that (as well as randomly being curly in places) and it's a nightmare to try and tame! One side all straight, t'other wooosh like a ski slope. :indiff: I've had to battle with Laura for her to let me take my straighteners around Europe with me :LOL:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:17 PM
:LOL: She won't let you? Aww, all curly haired friends of mine always try to straighten it out :indiff: Curved hair is the future, but I guess this will be the ongoing battle tween the straight haired vs curlies which'll go on forever. I've actually made a sketch for any hairdresser I might go to so they'll understand my predicament, but they still aren't getting my 'curved hair' request...it shouldn't be too hard to make right? Some sort of curlifier? I'd kill for the Beatles' hair, when it's in layers, and just 'fluffs' itself up automatically...no hairdresser's even understood me on that point either

Fuck drunkwen ramblings :indiff:

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:24 PM
She will, but I've had to agree to use hand dryers instead of a hair dryer... :'( Eeeeeeeeeevil Laura. Eeeeeeeevil. :LOL: Have you tried using straighteners to flick it up? You can get some awesomely extreme curvature going on with those :happy:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:32 PM
Hand dryer? Whassat?

Straighteners could be used like that? I always wanted to try some hair machine, but I never dared :$

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:35 PM
Those things in public toilets, which one uses to dry ones hands with

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~pcw/ind/Pictures/hand%20dryer.jpg

Classssssy :D

Yeah! I'll demonstrate.. somehow. You mean... your hair hasn't been machined/straightened at all? Oh I am insanely jealous *oozes jealousy*

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:42 PM
Awful classy yesh :happy:

No never straightened me hair, but that picture's from fucking about with it all day, I look like a proper twat most of the time, especially after being outside :indiff: I can't see what people find nice about straight hair...if it's...y'know, a little curly, then at least there's some variation to it, even if it's only remotely wavey

*I'm gay times a bazillion*

Mona
10-06-2005, 11:43 PM
Jag kanske borde börja om med den här tråden. Så att folk från Sverige eller som talar svenska får chansen att diskutera Muse och annat.
Men kul att ni invaderat tråden.. Haha!

H de så bra :)

Mona
10-06-2005, 11:44 PM
Curly hair is fun. I have curly hair *giggls*

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:45 PM
Jo eller hur. Fast skulle du kanske hellre involvera dig i vår rakt/lockigt hårdiskussion? Man tröttnar ändå på Myoooze efter ett tag :happy: Fatta vad vi har dragit posts till den här threaden, fan över 600 eller nåt, asimponerande. So what's it gonna be? Rakt or lockigt?

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:46 PM
Curly hair is fun. I have curly hair *giggls*

:happy:

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:46 PM
Awful classy yesh :happy:

No never straightened me hair, but that picture's from fucking about with it all day, I look like a proper twat most of the time, especially after being outside :indiff: I can't see what people find nice about straight hair...if it's...y'know, a little curly, then at least there's some variation to it, even if it's only remotely wavey

*I'm gay times a bazillion*
The ease of use with straight hair! God I could just... get out of bed in the morning, wash and go. *longs*

See, curly hair is great, but that happy medium where it doesn't curl, or stay straight, it just goes *makes the bleugh noise and does hand movements* s'ruuuuubbish.

hehe you and my friend Dave should go for a pint. You could try and out-metro each other. :happy:

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:48 PM
The ease of use with straight hair! God I could just... get out of bed in the morning, wash and go. *longs*

See, curly hair is great, but that happy medium where it doesn't curl, or stay straight, it just goes *makes the bleugh noise and does hand movements* s'ruuuuubbish.

hehe you and my friend Dave should go for a pint. You could try and out-metro each other. :happy:

Wash and go :indiff:
It's probably the bleugh one I'm going for, kind of in the middle :happy:

I out-metro anyone, us Swedes make greeeet geeeeys

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:51 PM
I dunno, could you out-metro Mr. Daveadam. Mr. "I've just had caramel tones put in my hair to compliment my eyes.. now where's my cover up stick *faffs with hair and puts a face mask on*" ? hehe

Wash and go would be great! 30 minutes extra time in bed. 30 minutes!

Mona
10-06-2005, 11:52 PM
Goth baiting :LOL: Made me giggle, sounds like good fun

Slave :LOL:

*Is lazy*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/goth.jpg

Is that you :O

Mona
10-06-2005, 11:53 PM
Jo eller hur. Fast skulle du kanske hellre involvera dig i vår rakt/lockigt hårdiskussion? Man tröttnar ändå på Myoooze efter ett tag :happy: Fatta vad vi har dragit posts till den här threaden, fan över 600 eller nåt, asimponerande. So what's it gonna be? Rakt or lockigt?

Haha känner mig utanför när jag försöker hoppa in.
I like curly.

But the Jazzlady has a point. straight hair is easier to handle. my curls always get messed up when I'm asleep. but moslty I don't care, so it IS 30 minutes extra sleep for me ;)

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:58 PM
I dunno, could you out-metro Mr. Daveadam. Mr. "I've just had caramel tones put in my hair to compliment my eyes.. now where's my cover up stick *faffs with hair and puts a face mask on*" ? hehe

Wash and go would be great! 30 minutes extra time in bed. 30 minutes!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I may have met my overlord

Jazzlady
10-06-2005, 11:58 PM
Haha känner mig utanför när jag försöker hoppa in.
I like curly.

But the Jazzlady has a point. straight hair is easier to handle. my curls always get messed up when I'm asleep. but moslty I don't care, so it IS 30 minutes extra sleep for me ;)
Pshhhh see, messed up curls are cool and work really well. Grrr.

i alla fall...

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:59 PM
Is that you :O

No that's Gorbachov

Krasnojarsk
10-06-2005, 11:59 PM
Haha känner mig utanför när jag försöker hoppa in.
I like curly.

But the Jazzlady has a point. straight hair is easier to handle. my curls always get messed up when I'm asleep. but moslty I don't care, so it IS 30 minutes extra sleep for me ;)

Nä fan, du är välkommen hela tiden, vi bara larvar oss.

Now if only everyone could settle on curls being better

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:00 AM
Pshhhh see, messed up curls are cool and work really well. Grrr.

i alla fall...

I alla fall <3

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:02 AM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: I may have met my overlord
He really is the gayest man with a girlfriend in the whole wide world.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/daveandjoe.jpg *loves my metro buddies*

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:03 AM
He really is the gayest man with a girlfriend in the whole wide world.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/daveandjoe.jpg *loves my metro buddies*

<3 Thass lurvely indeed :happy:

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:03 AM
No that's Gorbachov
<3

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:05 AM
<3 Thass lurvely indeed :happy:
they even poll dance on the streets of Manchester <3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/davepole.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/joepole.jpg

:LOL:

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:06 AM
they even poll dance on the streets of Manchester <3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/davepole.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/wifeylovesyou/joepole.jpg

:LOL:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Aaaaahahahahaaaaa :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Brilliant

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:08 AM
I'm set on curls :rolleyes:


Jag vill klippa mitt hår kort. Very short.
Short hair with curls = HOT.

Straight hair = booring. Now shut it Jazzlady. *evil*

Kidding. Straight hair is..practical.
Åh så fina foton ! :D

Yes that is Orlando Bloom o the wall..
http://www.freewebs.com/minimuse/DSC01165.JPG

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:11 AM
I'm set on curls :rolleyes:


Jag vill klippa mitt hår kort. Very short.
Short hair with curls = HOT.

Straight hair = booring. Now shut it Jazzlady. *evil*

Kidding. Straight hair is..practical.
Åh så fina foton ! :D
*cowers* :(

The Swede is revolting haha. :unsure:

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:11 AM
I'm set on curls :rolleyes:


Jag vill klippa mitt hår kort. Very short.
Short hair with curls = HOT.

Straight hair = booring. Now shut it Jazzlady. *evil*

Kidding. Straight hair is..practical.
Åh så fina foton ! :D

Girls should be happy they're allowed to have long hair...use your opportunity. I'd kill to be short, with long, dark blonde, wavey hair <3. A short girl that is. :happy:

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:14 AM
One day you'll grooooow up and be a beautiful womaaaaaaan :happy:

I used to have long dark blonde wavey hair when I was about 9/10... then I discovered hair dye <3 <3

*steals Pelle's hair* muahahahaha

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:15 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/minimuse/DSC01165.JPG

See, now that's what I'm talking about <3

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:15 AM
Haha tack ;)
det är mitt hår .. :$

dark blonde wavey hair seems so... princesslike and full of freeedom and.. *acting a bit..um. something*

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:15 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/minimuse/DSC01165.JPG

See, now that's what I'm talking about <3
It's so curly and plentyful *is jealous*

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:16 AM
One day you'll grooooow up and be a beautiful womaaaaaaan :happy:

I used to have long dark blonde wavey hair when I was about 9/10... then I discovered hair dye <3 <3

*steals Pelle's hair* muahahahaha

Gives hair :stunned: Now give me your short woman-ness and we're sorted.

Urge Overkill <3

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:17 AM
Jazzlady, you keep you shortness.

*elak blick på Kras..*

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:17 AM
Haha tack ;)
det är mitt hår .. :$

dark blonde wavey hair seems so... princesslike and full of freeedom and.. *acting a bit..um. something*

Acting a bit gay, yes we know, we've been over that. Lose the Bloom poster and you'll be proper wicked nice innit.

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:17 AM
Gives hair :stunned: Now give me your short woman-ness and we're sorted.

Urge Overkill <3
No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay are you having that s'all mine all 5ft 1 and a bit of it:happy:

Ner ner ne ner ner :p

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:19 AM
but I love being gay.. *burst into tears*

(Jag är inte gay, så ni vet ;) )

HEY ! don't mess with bloom. You mess with Bloom you mess with me. *ggrrr*

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:19 AM
No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay are you having that s'all mine all 5ft 1 and a bit of it:happy:

Ner ner ne ner ner :p

:eek: *wants to be that short* *Googles* That's 155 cm! :eek: *jealous* :(

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:20 AM
but I love being gay.. *burst into tears*

(Jag är inte gay, så ni vet ;) )

HEY ! don't mess with bloom. You mess with Bloom you mess with me. *ggrrr*

Nänä, men ditt uttalande hade varit lite gay om du vore kille. :happy:

Bloom looks like an eejit. Now come slap me biatch.

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:20 AM
oh my holy crap ! 155 cm?

goddamn.
I'm 164 cm.. *walks away to commit suicide*

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:20 AM
:eek: *wants to be that short* *Googles* That's 155 cm! :eek: *jealous* :(
I measured my leg t'other day, it's only about 72cm :LOL: *taunts*

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:21 AM
Nänä, men ditt uttalande hade varit lite gay om du vore kille. :happy:

Bloom looks like an eejit. Now come slap me biatch.

*SLAPS*

Jag harbakat kanelbullar! Visst e jag duktig :D

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:23 AM
oh my holy crap ! 155 cm?

goddamn.
I'm 164 cm.. *walks away to commit suicide*
You're so tall that's like.. huge :stunned:

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:24 AM
:'( :'(

Stoooooooop it.

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:25 AM
I measured my leg t'other day, it's only about 72cm :LOL: *taunts*

I'll have to measure mine, I bet it's well over 6 feet. :indiff: (Don't take that sentence out of context, you'd just be acting immature :indiff: )

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:26 AM
*SLAPS*

Jag harbakat kanelbullar! Visst e jag duktig :D

Fan så duktig.

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:27 AM
I'll have to measure mine, I bet it's well over 6 feet. :indiff: (Don't take that sentence out of context, you'd just be acting immature :indiff: )

*acts immature*

HAHAHA huge misunderstanding ;)

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:27 AM
I'll have to measure mine, I bet it's well over 6 feet. :indiff: (Don't take that sentence out of context, you'd just be acting immature :indiff: )
I don't have a clue what you mean. *points to halo* :happy:

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:27 AM
You're so tall that's like.. huge :stunned:

If there's one thing I've learnt about women in this world, it's that you never, ever even mention something about their height. Whatever you say, it's wrong. But you're a lady, so you do as you please :happy:

Mona
11-06-2005, 12:28 AM
Fan så duktig.

Klart. Jag äger. Vill du ha?
*trycker in i skrivaren*

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:28 AM
I don't have a clue what you mean. *points to halo* :happy:

:happy:

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:29 AM
If there's one thing I've learnt about women in this world, it's that you never, ever even mention something about their height. Whatever you say, it's wrong. But you're a lady, so you do as you please :happy:
Having said that, it only translates to about 5ft 4, if my maffs is good.. which, at a push I can reach with big shoes... I think. *it's late*

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:29 AM
Klart. Jag äger. Vill du ha?
*trycker in i skrivaren*

Yes yes mitt kaffe är slut, samt all öl och vin, men lite bullar är alltid soft när man sitter och nyktrar till :happy: Tack

Krasnojarsk
11-06-2005, 12:30 AM
Having said that, it only translates to about 5ft 4, if my maffs is good.. which, at a push I can reach with big shoes... I think. *it's late*

5'4 <3 :happy:

Jazzlady
11-06-2005, 12:32 AM
5'4 <3 :happy:
Roll on the day that this god forsaken island goes metric/joins the Euro/takes an interest in the 24 hour clock.