Sverige Musers Thread [Archive] - Page 13

Krasnojarsk

29-12-2005, 01:04 AM

Hey, it was your animal magnetism which drew the strange man towards you. "sociology from Stirling" :LOL: Ahhh. *to stay at that hostel again, or to go back to Af Chapman* such is a moral dilemma.

It worries me how Ed has picked up the Russian I know in about 5 days, the Russian which has taken me three months to learn. Gah. Damn his young mind being a better sponge for language.

True, this weather is nice. We're off to Planter's Lodge today to mooch by a swimming pool and hopefully I'll get sunburnt. Sounds odd saying that in the middle of December. Mmm. Still, snow is so much nicer than Laterite dust.

:LOL: Oh god :LOL: reminds me of Mass does that film. I always had to restrain myself when singing the sodding thing in Latin from whacking myself with the psalm book.

Mona dearest, I'm glad you agree on the dress. Check the Fatherbear and I out with traditional hat:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/rhiansreise/Ghana2005022.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/rhiansreise/Ghana2005023.jpg

Ooooh that scarf's really nice! I has summit similar meself, only in greens (best colour evoooh) You should try wearing it as a headband, Siberian worker style. :happy:

Funny :D Was Af Chapman any good? Shared cabins? Did they have a pub?

I can imagine it being annoying yes, but start teaching him wrong, then you'll be a step ahead haha :D Just like the squirrel/chicken thing. He won't know what hit him, especially after a few pints in the darkest HiLife bar in town.

So did you tan then? Or buuuurn? Swimming pool sounds really nice mmmhm.

Haha I can imagine that! :LOL: Mmm I hope they'll show some more Python films.

Wooooow heggstreme hats innit :LOL: Damn Sweden for not having a hat tradition :D

Hmmm headband yus...I must admit it doesn't help much when it snows into the coat, and all I've got underneath is a size 8 shirt :LOL: Green sounds nice, though that colour hates me for some reason.

Mr Eyelids, feel free to mock Sweden as much as you want, we all do, but coming from a Dane...pardon, but that's just too much :D

Glue

29-12-2005, 01:22 AM

I wonder what you people say about Norwegians when we're not here...

God jul på etterskudd :)

Krasnojarsk

29-12-2005, 12:24 PM

God jul, god jul! Here you go!

Det sägs ju att man inte ska generalisera
och säga t.ex. att Tyskland ej är bra.
Det ska man inte heller
i allmänhet jag tror,
men detta gäller inte om
det land där norrmän bor.

Norge, Norge, det är ett ruttet land.
Norge, norge, ett jävla rövarband.
Norrmän, norrmän, dom fiskar dålig torsk.
Så om du ser en slisk
och han stinker rutten fisk
är han utan tvivel norsk.

Ja, norrmän är förskräckliga,
så fula och så små.
Med slipsar som är äckliga
med norska blommor på.
Dom larvar sig och sjåpar sig
och joddlar och står i.
Man frågar sig när man dom ser:
hur korkad kan man bli?

Norge, Norge, det stiger aldrig frem.
Norge, Norge, med de tusen hjem.
Norge, Norge, du skam fläck på vår jord.
Känn det står en stank
ända ner till Doggers bank
från ditt norska smörgåsbord.

Man borde ge en riktig smäll
åt Norge som nation,
för att dom har så fula fjäll
och taskig folkpension.
Dom gör ju inga bilar
och cyklarna är kass
och deras store ende skald,
han heter Peter Dass.

Norge, Norge, är världens sämsta land
Norrmän, norrmän, dom borde tas om hand.
Norrmän, norrmänn, det folk som Herren gav
en hopplös håg och en panna som är låg
så att hatten ramlar av.

:D

Mona

29-12-2005, 12:27 PM

Mr Eyelids, feel free to mock Sweden as much as you want, we all do, but coming from a Dane...pardon, but that's just too much :D

Hahah excellent.

tjej

29-12-2005, 01:04 PM

Mona

29-12-2005, 01:10 PM

Hey Rhian :)

tjej

29-12-2005, 01:22 PM

Hey Rhian :)
Ow do!

lying on belly on tiled floor = great

Krasnojarsk

29-12-2005, 01:51 PM

We stayed in the House, rather than on the boat. The boat looked really skit, but the house was amazing. I quite liked the bar, it was cheaper and more bar like BUT it didn't have any Malcolm. More interesting people to talk to in the kitchen though.

I think we're actually going to Africa Beach for New Years, they always have a HiLife band on there. Infact, new year of 97/98 they were there but I slept through them. Shit that's nearly ten years ago. :stunned:

become a Nigerian ,then you can have all the silly hats you want!

Green should love you though! You're blond! It only loves blondes and chestnuts.

Good god I'm sunburnt. I've been mooching on the balcony all morning. Being Pale and "too cool for suncream" whilst under the midday sun is not big, nor clever. Mmmm lobster and freckles.

They have a house? That must surely beat a boat at all times, since it can't sink :D (If Stockholm isn't built on a quagmire, which is isn't) I'm sure we could give Mackie a ring, since he ought to be staying at the Klint still, writing love poems dressed in black. He still owes me a pint y'know.

Wooooo the high life! I'm still impressed by you knowing a star. 'S wicked it is. Is Africa Beach in Takoradi?

Haha, becoming a Nigerian...'s not worth it :D

That makes sense, but not with me...my blonde's too...undefineable really. A long, red scarf though...damn you Rhiân, you make me want to consume. Silly tart. :D (I really do love kitchen-sink for overuse of those phrases :LOL: )

A sunburnt Brit :D That must be extreme :D Tiled floor? Taking all advantage of the laptop then? :LOL:

Mmmm I'm going for a walk. Thick snow + Coq Sportifs + silk scarf...now that's really not clever.

tjej

29-12-2005, 04:01 PM

They do! It's got a different name though. Skeppssomething? Like th'island it's on. He probably is, here's hoping they're as good as his sociology from Stirling line. :LOL: Never forget that. Ever. A pint you say? Shit, saying you'd buy someone a pint is like a legally binding contract.

Not me, Male! However we drove past him on his road yesterday. He looks mega old, just like Rose's daddy.

Not at all! Shame taking the piss out of their accent doesn't translate well in text. Mmm IPA it. Later.

Your blond is the one women kill for. Bleach for. Bald for. It's also the blonde I used to be when I was about 3. DAMN YOU. Mmm long red scarf. Consume! Be weak! Consume! Haha they are good phrases.

Sunburnt Brit... do we ever tan? No. Gah. Beach tomorrow and all. I'm gonna be the right lobster. Mmmm. Red.

You're just asking for Pneumonia there dear. At least wear a hat. :(

Edit: Yes, Africa Beach is in Takoradi. S'where my husband is. (well, once he pays the dowery he's been promising since 97)

Krasnojarsk

29-12-2005, 10:20 PM

Ahaaa! Skeppsholmen something then probably. Hahaha awwww poor sod. That pint was his dowry I reckon :LOL: Mmmm holy bonds.

You do know him, guilt by association as you say :LOL: Meself I'd never pass on an opportunity to brag about someone famous. 'S why I "know" half of all hockey players in Jönköping :D

:LOL: Is it much different to Ghanaian/Twi/Ga riddled Engerlish? The joys of IPA innit.

:happy: Right then, hope I don't kill it off by curling it too often then innit. I don't get why hair colour should change though...mine was like pitch white when I was wee. I shall find a scarf, I will! Too bad Jönköping's not riddled with shopping places really. 'S so humdrum.

Tempting fate are you? :LOL: Oh God, sleeping with skin falling off your back from being in the water all day...'s nooooooo fun! Watch yerself dear! And get yer dad to rustle some sheep for dowry :D

I don't have a hat :( I'd quite fancy a white one though, they're pretty :happy: Especially on bints.

tjej

29-12-2005, 10:26 PM

That pint was probably laced with Rohypnol...

Ahh so true. Well in that case, I know Kofi Anan, cause he's from the Elmina Fante tribe that Rose is from... and J. J Rawlins, cause dad shook his hand once...

Yeah it is, however an argument in the Pondering place is trying to say otherwise :LOL: com com com com...

Good! Yeah... I was born with black hair and blue eyes... summit not right there. Aww but it has two os with dots... damn this new keyboard... S'not humdrum.

I am indeed. Skin cancer ahoy. Although tomorrow I use lotion. Sheep? S'all about cows here :LOL:

Aww you needs a hat!

Krasnojarsk

29-12-2005, 10:51 PM

It probably was :stunned: Oh I should've taken his offer and followed him to his cabin...ah to have his blood on my shoes :D

'S that so? :D One could say you run the UN. One could.

:LOL: I'll have to agree too then. Don't want to screw up in front of my future HiLife pioneers innit. I wonder how my surname would be said in Ghanaian though :LOL:

Not right indeed :D Can you not make ö's? What about an o with a trema? Too bad there's no 'circle over letter' key on the keyboard :D Mmmm å. It is humdrum. I always realise that when I'm out walking...it is dull, but I guess I romanticise it a bit too. Mmmhm. Mmmm industries.

Good decision on the lotion :happy: Cows? Pah, they're harder to rustle are they not?

I doooo, but then only after a good haircut, otherwise I'll look like a hockey player. Woooo Jan and his son comes tomorrow! Woooo! So much fun! So much drinking!

tjej

29-12-2005, 10:58 PM

Hahaha! You got the offer of Malcolm cabin? You never said! I remember hearing him telling someone he'd lost his key the day after you left. :LOL:

One could... but Rawlins killed many... on live TV and all.

Absolutly.

Well I can if I faff about and press this key here and then these.. but it's faff. Plus I'm not used to it yet so I can't have it in default Swedish like my old one was at home. Still, my Mozilla and MSN are Swedish, so it's almost there.

Mmm. Lotion is very needed. Ow. Not Ghana cows. They're pretty easy....

Ahhh get a flowepor hat :D Hooray for Jan! Send him my salutations/love/whatever.

Krasnojarsk

29-12-2005, 11:55 PM

There's a lot of things you probably don't know...:$ :D

Still a celebrity riiiight? :D

I see, quite the dilemma. You should get a Swedish keyboard along with the Rusk one...they're fabulous. My Mozilla's in English :$ I can really imagine you having the Swedish one though :D Mözillä Firefåx!

Mmmm I reckon body butter would work poifectly for burnt skin...if they have those in Ghaarna. I'll have to remember that for next summer. Mmmmhm. Haha Ghana cows, I can imagine, they're not used to being rustled all the time, since they don't live in Wales innit.

A what? :$ *is thoroughly ignorant and tired* I will send the highest regards possible to Jan!

tjej

30-12-2005, 03:15 PM

Glue

31-12-2005, 04:55 AM

God jul, god jul! Here you go!

[blah...blah...]

:D

Haha! I love it!

Mine's not that long. And it's in Swedish, so you understand it all ;)

Jag är inte sjuk, (inte sjuk)
jag är bara svensk. (bara svensk)
Jag är inte sjuk, (inte sjuk)
för jag är bara svensk. (bara svensk)

Nå kan du vel fortsette med å fortelle meg hva som er så flott med Sverige?
That'll be interesting.

tjej

31-12-2005, 03:08 PM

Woo! Watchout Sweden, the smelly Brit is invaiding again on the 4th April care of KLM Airmiles and Royal Bank of Daddy :D

Mona

01-01-2006, 10:33 PM

Haha! I love it!

Mine's not that long. And it's in Swedish, so you understand it all ;)

Jag är inte sjuk, (inte sjuk)
jag är bara svensk. (bara svensk)
Jag är inte sjuk, (inte sjuk)
för jag är bara svensk. (bara svensk)

Nå kan du vel fortsette med å fortelle meg hva som er så flott med Sverige?That'll be interesting.

Allt som ni norrmän inte har. Stolthet, hjärna, utseende..

Glue

02-01-2006, 02:48 AM

Allt som ni norrmän inte har. Stolthet, hjärna, utseende..

Wow, så generaliserende. Jeg personlig vil ikke si det er noe galt med hverken hjernekapasiteten eller stoltheten min. Utseendet vil jeg la andre folk uttale seg om. Videre vil jeg få legge til at du kan sette en svenske og en nordmann ved siden av hverandre, og ingen utenfra (jeg er nokså sikker på at alle vil ha problemer) vil se forskjellen. Vi er samme ulla, enten dere vil innfinne dere det eller ikke. Så jeg vil foreslå dere begynner å se alt som er flott med Norge i stedet. Og at dere blir litt snillere. Dere kan godt begynne med å gi oss tilbake det landet dere tok. ;)

For å rulle alt igang, kan jeg jo begynne å si at vi er snille, morsomme, vi bor i et finere land, vi har bedre mat, finere hovedstad og vi er mer frisinnede.

Mona

02-01-2006, 10:21 PM

For å rulle alt igang, kan jeg jo begynne å si at vi er snille, morsomme, vi bor i et finere land, vi har bedre mat, finere hovedstad og vi er mer frisinnede.

1. Det är ett mirakel att folk förstår vad ni säger.
2. Ni är allt annat än bättre.
3. Jag har ingen tid för att ta detta seriöst, därför nöjer jag mig med mindre påpekningar om att det norska samhället är värdelöst.

Ha en god fortsättning.

Mona

02-01-2006, 10:22 PM

Woo! Watchout Sweden, the smelly Brit is invaiding again on the 4th April care of KLM Airmiles and Royal Bank of Daddy :D

Halleluja!

Krasnojarsk

02-01-2006, 10:43 PM

Hahaha! Did he make a pass? :LOL:

Well, he was the most popular president here... Possibly out of fear...

That sounds wonderful! Yep. We're all Swedish here, well... not really. I would if I could...:LOL:

Oooh! It could! Shame I left it at home! Ah well. But yes! Ghana cows are slow and useless. Gotta love em!

Whoops, Flowerpot... My bad. Just a hat that looks like a flower pot :D

I'll try and Gmail you a Nigerian dialect song, if this crap Ghana internet can cope... Unfortunately they only do HiLife on casettes here.

Did I not tell you really? Or did you not hear us? :LOL: We were outside talking for like...hours :stunned: OK, one hour, I don't know. That's between me and Jesus now :LOL:

Ahhh I see...not that good an aquaintance then...

I wonder if they sell special Swedish keyboards in British 'Scandinavian specialty shops' along with filmjölk and knäckebröd :D

Rustle woman, rustle, you shall be rich within the hour!

Flowerpot sounds tempting, albeit a bit too daring don't you think? :D 'T would be gay though.

And, you're visiting again! Wooo! Err I mean hide your children and lock up the filmjölk, the Maimer of Heads is back, and this time she's back for reveeeeenge! Err. Where're you headed? And dad's paying too, wooonderful darling! Me mum's treating me to a haircut soon, much needed innit :D

Till Mona: Bra sagt.

Till alla norrmän: Problemet med många av våra kära satellitstater är att du just svarade allvarligt på vad Mona skrev. Man muckar inte med Moltas, allt han skrev i sången är, så att säga, painfully correct. Feel free to return the favour.

tjej

03-01-2006, 09:09 AM

Did I not tell you really? Or did you not hear us? :LOL: We were outside talking for like...hours :stunned: OK, one hour, I don't know. That's between me and Jesus now :LOL:

Ahhh I see...not that good an aquaintance then...

I wonder if they sell special Swedish keyboards in British 'Scandinavian specialty shops' along with filmjölk and knäckebröd :D

Rustle woman, rustle, you shall be rich within the hour!

Flowerpot sounds tempting, albeit a bit too daring don't you think? :D 'T would be gay though.

And, you're visiting again! Wooo! Err I mean hide your children and lock up the filmjölk, the Maimer of Heads is back, and this time she's back for reveeeeenge! Err. Where're you headed? And dad's paying too, wooonderful darling! Me mum's treating me to a haircut soon, much needed innit :D

Till Mona: Bra sagt.

Till alla norrmän: Problemet med många av våra kära satellitstater är att du just svarade allvarligt på vad Mona skrev. Man muckar inte med Moltas, allt han skrev i sången är, så att säga, painfully correct. Feel free to return the favour.

Nah! Oooh, I'll have to dose you up with this Akpeteshi gin to get the juicy details. The truth will out!

Well... he did alot for Ghana...

I actually had a dream that such a Scandic shop existed. Then I woke up and realised it was only that. *sigh* I'm definately stocking up on jam and mjoelk (do it the german way!) though.

Nah man, I have a flowerpot! They're great! So warm and you can hardly see when you wear it :D

Well, I'm headed Stockholmwards (of course) and then either to Gothenburg (let's anglicise) to catch a ferry to Copenhagen, or... over to Helsinki for a few days. I'm yet to decide. Twas nice that papa paid the taxes :D He's having these really odd attacks of generosity lately. :happy:

Oooh any plans for a drastic re-style of the barnet? I need to dye mine again actually... all this blahdy sunshine is making the blondeygrey show up too well. :indiff: OOH OOH you should go for a goffik mohawk!

Krasnojarsk

03-01-2006, 12:15 PM

Oh you shall have to! :D I ain't saying nowt though you tart. *Goes to have a hot bath and downs a bottle of gin* :LOL:

Right then :happy:

Pah German, crap. You sh'll have to get some more of that honey too. Or just ginger bread innit. Or reindeer meat, force feed it to three-year-olds and tell them Santa's maimed. <3

I still don't get what it is, since I'm stupid like that. We only have regular hats in Sväääärje. I think. :$ The hard to see part sounds tempting. :D

Oh right, big city touring then are ye :happy: Let's hope the weather's great. Are you travelling ensam or med någon? Those attacks sound lovely <3

Oh yes, I'd rather slit my throat than walk another day in this 'do. I'm secretly hoping the hairdresser will be real salesman-like and force me into doing a cut and a light perm...no way out then innit :D At least I shall ask what they think I should do, then I'm leaving it in their hands. If I dare. Meaning if the dresser's gay. I should ask for that over t'phone :LOL:

tjej

03-01-2006, 06:09 PM

Mona

03-01-2006, 08:17 PM

Till Mona: Bra sagt.

Till alla norrmän: Problemet med många av våra kära satellitstater är att du just svarade allvarligt på vad Mona skrev. Man muckar inte med Moltas, allt han skrev i sången är, så att säga, painfully correct. Feel free to return the favour.

Why thank you sir.

tjej

04-01-2006, 03:57 PM

Quick visit from Des O'Connor.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38601000/jpg/_38601619_des_o_connor_150.jpg

<3

http://www.rangerecords.com/DES_O_CONNOR_PORTRAIT.jpg

oh yes.

Mona

08-01-2006, 12:38 AM

Pelle du är online men skriver inget. Ondska.

Krasnojarsk

08-01-2006, 06:11 PM

That's one bottle of gin that you can't down lots of. It's actually illegal to import it into the EU because it's not regulated at all. It's around 90% proof. S'like drinking meths. Ugh. Sooner have Bombay Sapphire.

I've got such a huge shopping list for Tweedun. Not to mention the Laekerol stocking up!

Aye, I've got my sights set on Denmark, cause I just want to colour it in on my travel map. Mmmm. I'm allein this time, hence why I'm after going all over the place... but my wife may be joining me for a few days :D

I'll take a pic of my hat when I'm back in the land of gloom and doom next week. Also then I'll email you so much Hilife, you'll never want to hear it again. *stolen Auntie Jennifer's CDs*

Gay hairdressers are the best ones. My old one was a gay German, but then he left :'( so now I just gossip with Amanda about him :LOL: So long as you don't dye your hair or go skin head then all will be well :D

Another life lesson picked up from being in Africa: Going on a treck through a rainforest under the midday sun, THEN climbing about 80m won't kill you, but it will make you sweat.

Haha shit, I'd sooner have Aalborg snaps then :D Gin does, in my opinion, have a predilection for tasting crap sometimes. Sometimes. Not with soda or something though. Mmm.

Wicked, hope you're bringing t'big bag :D

Quite some undertaking it is then! Köpenhamn is really nice, especially in the summer. 'S better than most southern Swedish cities, but it doesn't beat Stockholm at all. Plus, they speak Danish. No travelling companion means free packing right :LOL: How much shoes you taking?

Mmmmhm hilife, I've been listening soooo much to Prince Nico Mbarga lately, shame he's Nigerian, really. Errrr.

I'm really fucking nervous for my perm tomorrow :'( They're bound to fuck it up royally. I hope to Allah I can give them clear enough instructions.

'Des O'Connor with the Smiths!' :LOL: He's such a dude! Oh, and speaking of dudes, guess who's on telly tonight...BRYN! Woooooo! *dances*

Mona, I was busy with important business transactions, sorry. How you been lately?

Mona

08-01-2006, 07:54 PM

Buisness, eh? How very rude. How've you been sleeping with now? I'lls how you buisness.. *Housewife with Buisnessman husband*

;) Skojar.

Jagetröööööööööööööööööött.

Krasnojarsk

08-01-2006, 11:30 PM

Funny :D You're trött, but not up at 01.30? Pah weak.

AAAAAAARGH PERM TOMORROW! :LOL: *hexplodes from nerve collapse*

Krasnojarsk

08-01-2006, 11:51 PM

Purple rain may be a crap song, but the screeching the last few minutes is genious!

tjej

09-01-2006, 02:29 PM

Oh god, it's so cold. *freezes* I completely forgot to buy Akpateshi last night, what with the fact that there was a bloody long power cut in the airport :LOL: Perhaps it's a good job really, as I was stopped and questioned by HM Customs and (in need of exercise) I mean... e...e. Yeah that word I can't spell. Perk of Malaria combined with no sleep making you look like a herion addict. "Excuse me madam, can I ask you where you embarked?" DAMN Ghana being near the drug baron land of Nigeria. DAMN Amsterdam sniffer dogs in my crotch at 6am. :indiff: DAMN Maatschappij.

Ooooh perm day! We need to see how this has turned out! Did you bottle it? I bet a bottle of Star beer you did :D Still, I'm sure it'll look superb :D If not, you can have all five Stars I've exported to drown the sorrows with.

It does look pretty cool. Plus I may wander the streets looking for my favourite crazy Dane who argued with the Dutchie in Moskva <3

BRYN! How was he? Ah Des. <3

Prince is a legend. Such a small little tiny muppet man. :happy:

God... so... cold.

Krasnojarsk

09-01-2006, 03:37 PM

Power cut? Oh dear. I'm sure you can survive without the devil gin though :D Do you still have malaria :( At least they called you madam, they'd nevoh do that here, the impolite bastards.

Bottle? I shall take pictures in t'evening. Quite happy about it actually, looks a bit like when Lisa did it, but hopefully longer lasting. I can't shower it for 48h though. Errrrrr. I shall have to do acrobatical washing then. Haha were the Stars heavy?

Mmmhm, drink him under the table too.

Bryn was a comical genious <3. Fabulous. Even spoke Swedish too. Actually sounded pretty good :D Bit like you, but about 200 times more singing (if that's possible :D )

Eeeeheeeeheeeeeeeeeeeee! Eheeeeeheeeeee! <3

Awww put some clothes on dear :happy:

tjej

09-01-2006, 03:46 PM

Mona

09-01-2006, 03:48 PM

YOW BACK!

Btw, your card arrived today^:happy:

I love it.

tjej

09-01-2006, 03:53 PM

YOW BACK!

Btw, your card arrived today^:happy:

I love it.
You're JOKING! Shit that was fast! Fuck me! Seriously, Ghana post's normally about... 4 weeks on a good day. I posted that on... the 5th. When I did my stupidly long walk.

Krasnojarsk

09-01-2006, 07:15 PM

Yep. We were sat at the departure gate in complete darkness for ages last night! Which is why I only got 15 minutes to make my connection. Can't run from gate F to D having not eaten in about 5 days and not having slept :D Well, I've got to take some tablets to get rid of it till tomorrow, then I have to do a week of another lot... I don't trust Ghanaian doctors though. Yeah he called me madam... but the grilling I got after that... *was this close to crying*

Aye! Bottle it... chicken out. Another northern vocab necessity. Oooh, sounds good :happy: 48h without a shower though... Errrrr. Stars were actually. Prolly a good few kilos there.

Ahhh a good North Welshy. He did?! Did he say tack and everything? See. Swedish is in the blood of the welsh. They should re-write that old saying.

When Doves Cry <3

Haha! I couldn't be more Inuit if I tried! Brrrr. Flowerpot hat and everything.

Wow that's harsh! You should've asked for some Dutchman to carry you! :D Hope the malarianess passes soon, and that you don't catch any Mancunian equivalent. Aha a false madam :D 'S not as fun that. They should've offered you sweets.

Woo! *jots down mentally* I sh'll have to get a shower cap! :LOL: Hmmm. Or a plastic bag and suffocate. Hope the Stars were worth it :D

Hmmm not sure about the tack, it was quite advanced though like 'yaaargh skaaahr speeeyla eeeyn konsaaaahr' :LOL: Welshies and Swedes are like this. 'S true that.

Mmmhm. :happy:

Woo flowerpot! :D

Moooona, what's with the fåordighet? :D <-- that's a pretty word right there.

tjej

09-01-2006, 07:28 PM

I should've done! S'a good job customs man didn't search my bag though. Load of unlicenced in the UK drugs I was given at the hospital. Seriously, shake me. I rattle. *wants my 5.5kg back* It seems to be easing off actually, although it still feels like I have a dead horse in my mouth, but I've discovered I can eat dairylea and bread :D This is just a mild strain and all. I pity the poor buggers who aren't lucky enough to get the meds :( :( Bastard fat cat drugs companies.

NOO! The humidity in the cap will just lead to frizz! Same with plastic bags! A headscarf may do... so long as it's not too tightly wrapped. Well, the suitcases only arrived chez mum about an hour ago, after they missed my 7.30 flight and came on the 10.00 one. Priority handling my arse. KLM have gone downhill since bastard Hair France took over. If the temptation's not too great, I'll try and save one for April and drop it off in Sweden for you. Mmmm. Star.

Haha that reads so well with a Bangor accent. <3 :happy: Silly Bryn with his non Bangor ness. Welshies and Swedes are the new divine race innit. Those gutteral, singing and boozing through their noses type people. Have you seen those pics yet? *bad memory*

Viva!

Mmm tis.

Krasnojarsk

09-01-2006, 09:11 PM

Oh naughty girl you. Well, if you can pass Ghanaian customs, you should be able to pass Swedish ones anyday :D 'S quite the hexperience innit. I hope youäll be back to eating curry soon, how would you survive in Manc if you didn't? Are you in the Puddle now then? Going to hospitals abroad makes you happy to live in a nice country, very much so. 'S a pity other people should suffer because they're speaking strange languages.

Well, I've narrowed it down to leaning the head out of the shower...I've posted a general perm thread in Main (Main? Fuck me that's colloquial) to bitch in. Feels all flying companies are crap nowadays. Only flown with one mind. That'd be a darling thing to do, but watch for dehydration, you may have to dig in to the last Star come spring :D

:LOL: That's us innit. Haha I never did get to see those pictures :D Drinking through nose...errrr. *cringes at thought*

tjej

09-01-2006, 09:25 PM

Mona

09-01-2006, 09:41 PM

You're JOKING! Shit that was fast! Fuck me! Seriously, Ghana post's normally about... 4 weeks on a good day. I posted that on... the 5th. When I did my stupidly long walk.

The postservice is changing. Those idiots have discovered that e-mail is taking over so I guess they don't want to loose they'r ejobs = They start to work their asses off.

Förlåt Pelle, men min fåordighet beror på lathet och trötthet.
Men det ska nog gå att ändra.

Gah. Sam is a complete idiot. I have never talked to anyone that lacks so much respect. Go to "The root of all evil"-thread and you'll see. Religious or not, show some respect for Christ's sake!

tjej

09-01-2006, 09:46 PM

The postservice is changing. Those idiots have discovered that e-mail is taking over so I guess they don't want to loose they'r ejobs = They start to work their asses off.

Förlåt Pelle, men min fåordighet beror på lathet och trötthet.
Men det ska nog gå att ändra.

Gah. Sam is a complete idiot. I have never talked to anyone that lacks so much respect. Go to "The root of all evil"-thread and you'll see. Religious or not, show some respect for Christ's sake!
Haha, "work their asses off" and "Ghanaian" are not usually things which go in the same sentences. Especially when their mantra is "No, I wasn't sleeping sir, just relaxing small"

Krasnojarsk

09-01-2006, 10:06 PM

Ghanaian customs are easy. "Oh sista, you give me something smallo." "Yooo, matti, ofishiapooo" *passes 40,000 cedis and flounces off* It was the Amsterdam customs with their great big dog at 6am, then the horrible Manchester one who kept asking me questions. Oooh I've only had an hour sleep. Ehee! I just hope I'll be back to eating soon. Bah. I hate being ill. Bastard Ghana.

It actually upset me, how I could go into the hospital, and I got treated first, got to sit in the air conditioned room and got all the best drugs that I needed to make me better because I'm white, and it cost like... 400,000 cedis which is about £20... which I'd spend on what... shoes? haircut? makeup? But there's the Ghanaians who don't get treated unless they pay cash upfront, and for them 400,000 is about 4/5 months wages. So most of them go to witchdoctors and end up dead. There's me asking the doctor if the needle was sterile. It's disgusting. Anyway. Yes. *sad face*

Hahaha! That could be dangerous. Some strategical manouvre going on. Have you got one of those showers over a bath that you can like.. hold in your hand? Cause that'd be heaps easier. :D Nahh, KLM are great. So Dutch. So Nationalist. So blue <3 :happy: Mmmm Star. Chilled.

I'll upload them... wait smaaaaaall.

'S that so? :D How Rusk. I think it's unnecessarily evil of the Nederlanders to do such a thing...here I thought they were docile folks. I hope you'll be reet soon enough :happy:

Disgusting's the best word. What can I say. Makes you not want to bitch about your own problems for a while it does.

Ooooh yerr, smart, I could shower in the bath *slaps forehead* Sometime it takes a lady to come up with the answers dunnit. Do they bring you free Telegraafs on t'plane?

Haha I find myself floating into a state of smallwordedness...holy mother of Allah I'm tired. *dies*

tjej

09-01-2006, 10:33 PM

Well the old man was saying that there's a really big Cocaine smuggling ring that opperates between... you guessed it, Nigeria and Amsterdam, so a lot of the Nigerians use the Ghana flight to smuggle stuff, since Ghana's so bloody docile (sorry, not docile, just... relaxing small). Y'know, considering they're surrounded by strife in old French colonies, they're so bloody laid back... i.e lazy, crime's fairly low.

Exactly. I mean, with the £300 quid I've got in my bank, I could've paid for everyone in that hospital to have the same treatment as me. But... somehow that doesn't seem right either. You feel guilty for being able to afford healthcare, but at the same time you feel... gah I dunno. You don't want to be one of those moronic travellers (of which there are so many in Ghana) who go expecting to save the world and look down upon people who employ drivers and cooks and stuff... when that's probably better for the Ghanaians than giving them a cow and a yam farm, like Oxfam insist on doing. It stinks. The whole damn system stinks and it just shows no sign of changing cause you're always stuck between a rock and a hard place. Bah. The problem is too, the governments in Africa are so blahdy corrupt, even though Ghana's trying to do some kind of NHS scheme, people won't pay into it, because they think the money'll be chopped elswhere. Which it probably will be.

I'll get off me high horse now.

Haha! Silly muppet. Do we get the grand unveiling... vailing *can't think in English vandaag* of the perm soon? Actually, KLM is very left wing in its press. Moaniad, Liberation... en ik had de volkskrant.

Tired is the way to be! I think I slept on the plane, but then I distinctly remember being glued to flight tracking so I could time my toilet breaks around turbulance spots. Those Sahara winds are a nightmare.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 04:21 PM

Ooh right, I see. I'm still impressed you managed to smuggle everything out yourself then. Quite the achievement. Haha relaxing small, I'm so stealing that phrase. :LOL:

'S just like all the Swedes who go to Thailand after the tsunami, some people bitch about them putting a strain on the country, when all they're doing really is helping to put it back on its feet. A bit like my old child-labour argument, though it may not be entirely the same...I wonder how many families have starved from boycotting of child-labour or even products from a certain country. Hah, I remember the essay I wrote on that in school, oh the telling off I got. There's also the problem of course of aimlessly sending money to certain "under priviledged" countries, where it's sucked up into the fat men's pockets. Shit, I haven't been huffy for years it seems :LOL:

Fuck I looked fat on my perm pic :D Just came home from a whole day out with Lisa, running in and out of make-up stores...mmm I'm now the proud owner of a John Frieda shampoo (mostly because Frida's my favourite name :$ :D ) and a Lancôme Juicy Tubes lip gloss, Dragée flavour. Mmmmmmm. Too bad I can't have a hair shower til tomorrow.

My God, I went to bed at quite the perfect time yesterday, still I'm relentlessly tired today too. I swear I'm pregnant really. Mmmmmm I'm in love with my perm. Mmmhm.

Oh niiiiiiiiight diviiiiiiiine!

tjej

10-01-2006, 04:36 PM

Oh there are some fantastic Ghana English phrases out there. Relaxing small is the best one though. One day, I'll try and teach you Takoradi pidgen. Ah ha de hung paaa, akolaaaa, fabra! Kraaaaaaa. Kra kra kra. Bodum.

Loads of Swedes died in the Tsunami too, didn't they? Oh exactly. All these people who get pissed off about making trade fair. They should check the origin on the lables in their clothes. Pah. Being huffy's grand. Ah well, send them off to the Angles (sic) of Hope Orphanage in Tarkwa. Then they can learn all about African sponging... How many kids there are actually orphans...

Haha nah ye didn't. It's just cause your hair has more body now, it'll give your face a different shape :D Haha! My mum uses that stuff. Is it that blonde range thingy? S'quite good. More of a Nicky Clarke person myself though. Smells nicer :D

I went to bed at 11ish and then woke up at 4.30 when mum came home from work. :stunned: Mum had to wake me up cause she thought I was dead/in a coma or something. :stunned:

SHHHHH! The 12th Night's gone now! It's bad luck! No more Christmas songs!

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 05:04 PM

You sh'll have to yes :D What's kra kraaa?

Yup they did. You'd have a complete blast following our political discussion regarding the tsunami, loads of social democrats had to abdicate since they, according to the 'opposition' fuckwits, caused the damn thing. Bla bla, 'they didn't do enough' bla bla, 'we could've saved 2 more people'. Fuckers. God how I hate politics here. Hah I remember a school I went to when we had to work to send money to an orphanage in Bucharest, only to find out it mostly went to the supervisors' cigarette fund :LOL:

Mmhm 's a different shape alright. Maybe it'll be better when all the Christmas food's out of my system and I start cycling again :D Mmhm Sheer Blonde Volume Enhancing Shampoo. Such a gay day I had today. I even have Chanel No.5 on my right wrist, and even though it mostly smells like ordinary soap, it's really growing on me. Mmmhm. :D Mmmmm lip gloss. My dad would kill me if it showed too much. I honestly think he's tired of being the only male when Olle's away :LOL: Nicky Clarke? Nah, 's not a pretty enough name :D Mmmmm I love my hair...so bouncy...so swirly...mmmmmmmmm.

That's vile! My dad called my cell phone, only vibrator's on thank god, 9 o'clock this morning. Shit I was dead after that. 4.30 is slightly worse though. :D

Christmas songs get better when played all year. Mmmmm yes.

tjej

10-01-2006, 05:18 PM

Kra is small. So... kra kra is small small which means 'just a little bit' but they say small small. It's so hard to actually have a proper English conversation at the moment since I've been speaking stupidly for the past 3 weeks. It not correct, ah! (That's a good one)

Oh dear. Slight friction in the Swedish parliament. You could always have done more here or done less there. With hindsight. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but it's too late now... One of the more poignant Ghana sayings is something like "there are two days of the week you don't worry about. Yesterday and tomorrow". Hahaha wasn't there a Dutch charity that made a blooper similar to that?

Nahh cycling's the hard option. Just get Malaria. 5kg in about 12 days. Eaaaaaasy life :D Chanel No. 5 is 'orrible. Dior do better perfumes. Like Miss Dior. Ahhh. Ok.. Coco Chanel is nice too. DAMN no duty free shop accepting Maestro. Hehe those juicy tubes are so tasty. Hehe your dad's probably in the middle of a similar crisis my dad would've had, had he found me doing Ed's makeup and perfume before the wedding on Christmas Eve. :happy:

Haha Pelle, you might want to rephrase that. :LOL: In my defence right, I had endured 4 hours in a car, 7 and a half hours on various planes, been awake since 7am on the 8th and I am poorly... :D Nah. Sleeping for so long isn't excusable.

Oooh Placebo cover of Kate Bush. Angsty.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 05:51 PM

Oh cool :happy: Pidgin's nice though, you should embrace it. Preferably you should put on a French accent. Mmm.

Haha, hindsight's just too popular. Especially with the opposition, since they would've done everything soooo much better, but still they fucked everything up royally back in '94 ('s really fun to remind them, it really is :D) Don't know about the Dutch, but I'm sure it's more common than we'd like to believe :rolleyes:

Haha malaria sounds alright dunnit :D Nah it doesn't build muscles, and will therefor (therefor? therefore? therefor? therefore? AAAAARGH! Damn Swedish for having a direct translation of that) be ruled out. Plus, it'd be hard to find one of them flies here innit. Naaah no.5 isn't horrible...'s a bit old lady, but it smells better after having been on for a few hours...there are better perfumes of course...'s just so classy. They're awfully tasty yes. Mmmmhm. Bubble gum. Hahaha makeup? Is making your brother gay a big objective of yours? Lisa obviously succeeded, but kiss goodbye to nieces and nephews should you not stop it in time :LOL: Lisa told me t'other day they took pictures of me when I was wee in girls' clothing. Oh dear.

Rhiân, fuck off :D Thems are good excuses innit. One should sleep as long as possible.

Mmmmm Placebo. Mmmm Auteurs.

tjej

10-01-2006, 06:04 PM

Haha! But of course.

Aye. It's a family motto of ours "hindsight is a wonderful thing". S'not as good as the other mottos of "There's nothing worse than warm beer and cheeky kids." or "Don't eat on an empty stomach, Rhian fetch me a beer."

Aye it's not bad. The night sweats are a personal favourite of mine. Mainly to see the look on Ed's face when he went into a room chilled to 16 degrees. Haha. Nah, no muscles.. but you certainly know they're there. So achey :LOL: I didn't realise, but to actually catch it, you have to have been bitten by a pregnant female, carrying the blood of someone who's already been infected. Bizare. Therefore :D Mmmm. Is it that kind of plasticy looking pinky one? Making Ed gay isn't an objective, more a thing that's inevitable and should be nurtured. :happy: Any chance you could get some tips of Lisa for me? :LOL: Ed was wearing my purpley jacket on Sunday. Damn my camera breaking.

:LOL: Hehe. Ahem.

Mmm Auteurs. I'd not listened to them in a long time. Iiiiiiiiif I diiiie before my parents diiiiiiiiiiiiiie

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 06:25 PM

Haha family mottos! :LOL: They're genious they are. We mostly do mental subjection though :D

Sounds like fun haha :D Achey muscles sounds tempting too. Though the best weight reducing thing must be trips to Russia, I dropped 3 kg in 5-6 days. Genious. That thing about the flies is actually quite bizare :stunned: They never did tell us that at school. Pah. Nah it's plasticy white/transparent...I stole me mum's pink one before, but it shows too much. It was melon though, which was better than dragée in a way, though this one's so...candy-like. Mmmhm. You must certainly listen to Ed when he comes to you for tips on perming and makeup, even though it's 'experimental'...pay loads of attention to that, and I can assure you he'll be as gay as you let him to be. Mmhm. Haha did Ed chase you down when he saw you with the camera? :D

T'Auteurs are so, so genious. They're no Girls At Our Best! though. Noone is.

tjej

10-01-2006, 06:33 PM

Such is the family. Innit.

You cleaned your teeth with Leningrad tap water, didn't you? Eh? It is, innit. Considering I can only feel about 3 mosquito bites and all... bah. Mmm artificial makeup flavourings. :LOL: Experimental :LOL: Ahhh. Ed'll never need perming tips with that fine bushy afro of his. Ahhh. Nah, Ed's really into having photos of himself taken. Little poser. He made me take one of him with a toy car on his head for some reason. Must beat the alpha male out of him.

They are indeed. Can't say I'm familiar with Girls at Our Best! Though.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 06:45 PM

Mmmhm yus :happy:

Haha, I did, but mostly non-eating led to the starvation. :D 'S the chemical tastes that make it irresistible...my new strawberry body butter is really strawberry-ey though. 'S lovely. I'd like to get some fruity-smelling eye gel. Mmm.
Ooh right, forgot about the 'fro :D Haha what a poser! You should tell him scary bedtime stories about poorly exfoliated skin :D Take him to a rugby game and tell him about the calves and not the rwlls :D Should set him up good.

Sent you two songs :happy: Mmmm I love 'Will we go to heaven'. 'S a shame their only CD costs £100...me and Lisa are seriously thinking about buying it...who needs food anyway?

Mmmm I'm reading up on reviews about the Frieda Volume Enhancing Shampoo. Mmmmm. Smells lovely too. No coconut, but still.

tjej

10-01-2006, 06:55 PM

Bah my whole reply has just been eaten by this raddy machine.

Erm....Ah, not that post soviet water purging the system of any capitalist food products imported in your stomach then? Fa showergel. Yes. Smells so nice. Shame you can't get it in England. Oooh good suggestions to gayify the akola!

Oooh ta! My gmail's being strange today though. Hmmm. £100 for a cd?! GAH! I was reluctant to spend 34 Euro on a Barbara one last night, so settled for the 14 Euro one. I dunno if Amazon.fr like me though because ils haven't emailed me.

Oooooh. Looking forward to the first hairwash?

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 07:33 PM

Argh, isn't that the worst thing evoh. :indiff:

:LOL: Haha thank Allah, no! Did it do that to you? 'Rahdy Breet, nekst time stay owt off Makdonalds or we weell do to yoo whot wee deed to Trooootsky'
Noooooo Fa, I'm having such post-traumatic stress after having stapled those in my last job, they keep falling the fuck over :'( John Frida (it's not even half as pretty with the 'e') comes in a beayootiful tube too. Mmmmhm.

A hundred quid is a lot yer...:$ Amazon.fr should love you for buying Barbara innit :LOL:

Is Josh Groban gay? :happy: Mmmmmm. Tomorrow evening...it'll be divine...shower, Sheer Blonde, bouncy spray, face gel, face scrub cream, body butter, lip gloss...mmmm. Gay heaven.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 07:36 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Indochine complete video collection DVD. Oh how I adore them. Oooooh comme ici, comme toi et moi, comme des étooooooiles

tjej

10-01-2006, 07:41 PM

Yep. I've still not got the hang of not having a mouse and all. So that adds to frustration.

Nah, cause I remembered what Ghana water has previously done to me (mmm Typhoid) and used bottle water to clean me teefs. Aww but it smells so good!

Between two of you I suppose it's only £50... but yish, that's still heaps.

Sounds wonderful :happy:

tjej

10-01-2006, 07:41 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Indochine complete video collection DVD. Oh how I adore them. Oooooh comme ici, comme toi et moi, comme des étooooooiles
They were on Euronews t'other day. When dad asked me who they were and I told him "a really good French band" he asked me if it were possible for the French to make good music. :LOL:

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 07:46 PM

Did you not bring the mouse from the old computer? 'S what I did. Mmmm clever. There no way I could ever manage without one.

That's indeed very smart. Very smart. I did that first time I was in France as well :$ It may smell good, but not when a bottle breaks and you haven't got time to wash and you go around smelling shampoo/dust for hours.

Yes, 's ridiculous...we'll see...I need money for my highlife intended Jazz Bass as well. Mmmhm.

It so will be :happy:

They were on Euronews t'other day. When dad asked me who they were and I told him "a really good French band" he asked me if it were possible for the French to make good music. :LOL:

:LOL: :LOL: Silly dad

tjej

10-01-2006, 07:54 PM

It won't fit. My dad's PC savvy friend chose it for me, so whilst it's got this that and the other for this that and the other, it's not got a plug for a mouse. Bah. Nevermind. The fact that I'm currently in bed all wrapped up makes good for not having a mouse. :D

:LOL: France?! Maybe in Manchester where the water's bad... but France? Bless ye. Bah, you need to just forget the past and embrace the apple and coconut Fa.

Haha, excellent.

Well, he's 44 now. The old git doesn't know what's best. Speaking of old gits:
http://photobucket.com/albums/a115/rhiansreise/oh%20deary%20me/
This is what happens when you give people incharge of companies a free bar.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 08:06 PM

You don't have a spare USB port? Oh dear. Wrapped up computering does sound tempting, and might just compensate for lack of a mouse. I could never use my laptop in bed since it's stuck to a sound card, speakers, hard disk, mouse...errrrrr. Beats the portability purpose dunnit.

It's silly I know :LOL: Now I mostly drink beer, wine and pastis in France anyway, so I'm not bothered. Coconut does sound tempting...mmmm. If I can get out of my (not yet started) John Frida addiction. :D

Hahahahaha 'Oh deary me' is such a suitable name for that album :LOL: :LOL: And awwwww look at Ed :D :happy:

tjej

10-01-2006, 08:10 PM

Oooh you can get mice for USB ports? Aha! I have about fiftysquillion of those. And this cool little cupholder with a laser... I'm quite looking forward to tomorrow when I can faff on the piano and record stuff. Oh the joy of portability.

I remember the bollocking Laura gave me when I was necking Polish tapwater. My argument was I could balance it out with vodka and solidarnosc.

Apparently Tony has equally embarrassing pictures of me (Tony in the Santa hat and wig) so I can't email them to Chris because he'll circulate those. Haha just wait till you see the video :LOL:

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 08:20 PM

Oh yes indeed! I have some old optical one which goes in the USB thingie. Poifect! Mmm the cupholder's the best thing :D Woooo recording! :happy:

Hahaha, that'd make sense :happy: You're not in Poland for the water anyway, so why bother having it clean :D

:LOL: Haha watch out! A video as well? Crafty innit :LOL:

tjej

10-01-2006, 08:27 PM

Oooh. That's next on the list me thinks. Although... bah. Mmm. The little laser's there to keep your tea warm apparently. :D

Perfect sense! Try telling Laura. Oh god, they ahd litre bottles of Zubrowka in Accra airport for... 12 dollars :stunned: And I didn't get one. *idiot*

Oh yes, but sadly that's to wait for uni before publishing. Along with Ed's passionate 'padzalsta is please, padzalsta is PLEASE' film... He's covered in red ink from a stamp we got in a cracker on christmas day too. Bless him. :happy:

I *think* I've finally managed to send a hilife track. Tiscali have been nice and been a bit faster.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 08:59 PM

Good job :happy: 'S shit the tray's too weak though. I might just be able to fit my rosey cup though :D

12 dollars? Silly you! 12 bucks for bison wee is not bad. 'S cooler to buy them in Poland though. Mmm.

Hahahaha awwwww bless :happy: You should show it to your teachers :happy:

Woo I didn't think that format worked in Windows Media Player before, but nay it's not complete, ends when the really wicked singing gets going. :( 'S really cool afore that though.

tjej

10-01-2006, 09:06 PM

Excellent. :happy:

I know... that's like... Polish prices. Bah.

I may do. Although I'll have to explain that I didn't tell Ed what other uses the word has too...

Is it in a freaky format? I made the mistake of installing my iTunes in Swedish for this 'pooter, so when I got the new iPod I just kept ticking boxes saying yes, cause I didn't fully understand :$ Shame it's not complete... that could be Gmail's fault though, cause it does it with me. Like when you sent me that Nigerian guy I lost the last 33 seconds until I re-downloaded. Anyway, I've got another 23 spår you can have when I'm back at uni if you wish.

Krasnojarsk

10-01-2006, 10:09 PM

All hail Polish prices. And I haven't even been to the promised land *for shame*

Haha, you'd have to explain the vocal reductions as well :D

It's the m4a thing, which my computer wanted to open with Realplayer, but it works, had no idea :$ Stupid pooter. I shall try downloading it again, it was really nice, I've never heard the 80's highlife before, only older. 'S both hifi and hilife :D And beautiful singing as well. I sahll send it to Lisa too. Spår. I hate that word :LOL: I'm all for Swedish adaptation of English words, but this just...I dunno, it gets on my nerves, for no reason at all :LOL: 'S a pretty word though :D Åååååååh.

Argh I have to burn all these CD's for Roine. He's the bloody engineer. :indiff:

tjej

10-01-2006, 10:22 PM

Ahh you must. Polish people. Ahhh.

Haha, that could be fun. It was hard enough explaining why coffee is sto eta and dad was kto.

Ooooh, fair enough. Well there's plenty more where that came from. One about kofi boy and a snake in the grass. Shame I dunno the artists or owt. Ahh it's great. Spåååååååår. Possibly for the best you don't get Swedish iTunes then :LOL:

Haha just do the "stop being a lazy git" or "are you making me do it because you're too old to do it yourself?" Works with most people over 40 does thems. :D Are they good CDs? If they're trite you could always not do it on principal. Or principle. *shrug*

Krasnojarsk

11-01-2006, 01:01 AM

I actually had a dream about Polish people last night. Fabulous. Imagine if they're even better in real life :D

:LOL: I see how that could be...hard to understand :D

Artist names shan't be needed, I'm sure it's all fabulous anyway :happy: Mmmmmmmore Mbarga. Thank you Emule. I shall steer clear of Swedish iTunes I shall. Kålröta is a better word :LOL:

Nah it wouldn't work, since he likes being a lazy git, and considers it a compliment. They were for some bloody game his mate had to have for tomorrow. Ah well, he brings me beer and lets me drive the espresso machine (I'm quite the barista I am innit)

I'm going to beeed to dream of perms. Last day in Jönköping tomorrow :( G'night dear! :happy:

tjej

11-01-2006, 10:47 AM

Wow! I bet that was a great dream!

Yep. Especially as Ed's one of these really clever kids so he won't rest until he knows why.

Mmm illegal downloading. I've been good and bought stuff off iTunes. Men of Harlech. WHAT a song. Ah. Men of Harlech march toooo gloooory..

Ah well in that case... My dad complained when he let me fly the coffee pot at his. I snuck a cheeky 4th spoon into it. The damn man could tell.

Aww last day? :( I dunno when I'm back in Manchester... must go to that horrid library.... gah.

Krasnojarsk

11-01-2006, 02:37 PM

It was! We didn't speak much Polish though, he told me he didn't like cases so we went around in Stockholm speaking English. Pah. :(

Haha, I'm so bad with those kids :D Nosey bastards.

A Welsh fighting song? :D iTunes is crap, I never find what I want...I won't be able to download stuff once I get back to Lund though. Argh.

Haha sneaky indeed :LOL: A Swede would spot that in a sec too. Don't mess with the coffee. (Mess with the beer, since there we wouldn't notice the difference. Errrr.)

Yeah :( I don't start until the 24th though, and I have Fridays and Mondays off :happy: Too bad I have to finish the reading stuff. Lisa got interviewed by our local rag while being out studying today, I managed to avoid them even though I was sat at the same table with a miffed muttering 'I have to study, thankyvermuch' :D God I hate that paper.

Oh, Lisa bought a ukulele today! :D

tjej

11-01-2006, 05:06 PM

Aw that's a shame :( Still, your dream was invaded by a Pole. That's all that matters.

Ah they're the best ones, cause you just blind them with science and they never ask again. :D

Absolutly :D I think it's on the end of Zulu too. What a song. Aha.

Perhaps my dad secretly is Swedish. He had the hair for it. Jammy git.

Fridays and Mondays? Gah! Lucky you! Oooh, was it on the state of Yernshurping in the 21st century or something pointless which local rags always ask?

She... did... WHAT? Oh my, words cannot express just how full of envy I am right now. Firstly because I've wanted one for months and secondly cause you've got a big sister who sounds infinately cool. She could join th'orchestra and everything.

Krasnojarsk

11-01-2006, 05:49 PM

It is indeed. Pale and drab and evryfinn.

Haha, 's true that. 'S a bitch when you make something up, they look it up and later come back to correct you :LOL:

Zulu? Is it better than Land of our fathers? Or Cwm Rhondda? :happy:

'T would explain your penchant, would it not? :D

Lucky me indeed! They've said the B course is really hard though...so I'll probably have to work on my self-discipline...I start at 9.15 each day too. Now that's torture! Haha no, they asked about study methods, and they asked the most postponing and procrastinating people in the world :LOL: 'T was hard not to start giggling at Lisa and all the crap she came up with haha :D

Haha, we even got a ukulele book to go with it. Something's dodgy with the tuning, though I was able to play Plug in baby by the minute :LOL: It was dead cheap too, 260 spänn! Plus a cute red gigbag :D Now for my Jazz Bass and our own orchestra will be complete enough! Mmmmm.

Mmmm had a shower...the shampoo was wonderful, oh oh I love my hair! 'S faaaabulous! Why did I put off this perm for so long? Craaaazy innit

tjej

11-01-2006, 05:57 PM

Ahhh. It came to me today why there are so many Poles in Blackpool. We have the same climate.

Heh, thankfully Ed's still writing his name as Eb and then crossing it out, so it'll be a while before he can check the lies his sister's been feeding him.

Have you not seen the film Zulu? With Michael wassisface. We kill a load of black people, then they all sing Men of Harlech. :D You should try and get a copy. It's brilliant. :happy:

Oooh good luck :) I'm sure you'll walz through it. 9.15 every day though? Youch! I'm hoping my Semester 2 modules won't get me out of bed too early. Haha what a bizare question for a local paper.

Woooow! Haha what a thing to play on the uke. You should soup it up and make it into a rock uke. That was my ambition. A deathmetal uke band. Ahhh. One day. That is cheap! Possibly why the tuning is a tad... off.

Hehe excellent! Did Frieda pull through then?

Krasnojarsk

11-01-2006, 06:39 PM

Oooh yer, makes sense! :LOL: Maybe they really go abroad looking for places similar to Poland...them going to Blackpool would mean there's something special about the place :D

:LOL: Awww bless. Does he write S's the right way? Lord knows I probably didn't until I was like...8 :LOL:

I don't think I haven't, only heard of the name I believe. I shall have to get a copy! (Especially since I found out my laptop can play DVD's. Mmm.

Good luck to you too! :happy: 'S a good job we do have coffee/tea for those horrid mornings/sleepy afternoons. How would one manage without? The local paper here is bizare, Christian and fucked up, I'm not surprised :D

Haha yeeeer :D I'd like to get a bass one too :D I'll have to make her get a more expensive one later on, once she gets playing it down. Clever me.

Mmmmm yes. Yes yes. I can't really tell the difference in shinyness though since it's too dark in bloody Sweden all day long. Mmmm lip gloss.

Mona

11-01-2006, 06:43 PM

Haha, "work their asses off" and "Ghanaian" are not usually things which go in the same sentences. Especially when their mantra is "No, I wasn't sleeping sir, just relaxing small"

I now know the perfect excuse for sleepingin class. Thank you Rhian, thank you Ghana!

tjej

11-01-2006, 07:30 PM

Mona

11-01-2006, 07:40 PM

Mona, that's the best excuse ever isn't it? :D

Indeed.

I am so incredibly tired. Two days in school and I'm already sick of it.
I remember yesterday, exactly 8 minutes after the first lesson began, I aksed the girl beside me if she could hang me.

Today at chemistry, I was so exhausted, I noticed the tiniest unnecessary - in fact boring - things. they made me laugh hysterically. My chemistry teacher didn't notice since I actually put my fist in my mouth.

He was sitting on his desk and when he spoke the desk started to make weird noises. Probably because he gesticulates (y'say that?) so much. then each time he was quiet, everything else was quiet. So when he started to speak again, the desk made funny noises.
I couldn't help it.

tjej

11-01-2006, 08:05 PM

Haha the ramblings of the sleep deprived. Yep, we do say gesticulates... s'quite amusing to hear it.

Krasnojarsk

11-01-2006, 09:57 PM

Absolutly. Aw it was good to hear the Poles again today. I thought they were going to rob me at the cashpoint <3

His general writing is really good, just not his ds and bs. He's even using the same books we used when I was his age. I got all nostalgic. Bless when we were in the bar at the airport, he wrote Eb Coggin on my arm in eyeliner, then crossed it out when he realised what he'd done. Then when I wrote my name on his arm and washed it off, he asked me if his arm would turn white like mine... so I told him it would in the morning. Then when I spoke to dad apparently the first thing he said when he woke up was that "sister Rhian lied" :LOL:

I gave up coffee as one of my new year's resolutions. :stunned: WHYYYYYYY. Haha that sounds a superb newspaper. Does it have as many spelling mistakes as the Blackpool rag?

Oooh ooh... A highlife band, on ukes. Could be the next best thing.

Awww. Plenty hours of darkness. :happy: I must admit, I do miss Ghana for the light at 4am and dark at 6pm thing.

Mona, that's the best excuse ever isn't it? :D

Awwww cashpoint Poles <3. Too bad we hardly get those here. Perhaps in Malmö. Errrr. Noone wants to go to Malmö though. Plus, we've got our own Polish specialty store in Lund now! Woooo! Pole hunting!

Hahahahaha awwwwww such cuteties :happy: Ed really sounds like a nice kid, Allah have mercy on my soul, he does. You could in fact say I hate every kid except my relatives and Ed. Mmmhm. I like it how he calls you sister Rhiân too :LOL: Can I steal that?

You what!? Gave up coffee? Silly, silly bint! What will you do instead? T'old 'phetamine and orange juice? Jönköpingsposten is so zealously Christian, so God himself does the spell-checks in the morning <3.

Oh yes, oh yes. I can inform you that 'Sweet Mother' is divine on the ukulele :LOL:

I'm having a lamp stuck in my at the computer for light therapy :LOL: Our whole house is filles with a yellowy-like light at the moment. Must be all the plutonium we keep in the fridge <3.

Ahhh Mona, teachers sitting on desks :LOL: I miss that. I miss laughing in Chemistry class (I miss laughing in any class :D)

*Goes to get drama queen pic with lip gloss and a bit more fluffed up hair* My brother wanted to show his family in Australia :LOL: 'This is my sis...errrrr brother'.

tjej

11-01-2006, 10:11 PM

Gotta love em! What's wrong with Malmö? I was thinking of a day there on my weg naar Copenhagen since my guidebook bigs it up. A speciality store?! Wooow!

He's wonderful now. Love him to bits. He's got such wit and all, but accidental wit. Like, we were watching a film called Alive to which Ed turned round and said "ah, but daddy, why is it called alive, because everybody is dead?" Haha course you can, so long as you say it "seeestahhhh" like Ed.

Yep. Foolish I know. I'll find away around it. Haha what a paper.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Haha how bizare. I assume it's some Swedish thing? *is sat in the dark*

:LOL: I found out today my favourite Cousin returns from his year jaunt in Australia on the 27th :D Then in Feb the bastard's off to Ghana for two months. Garrrrr.

Krasnojarsk

11-01-2006, 10:30 PM

Malmö's the city in Sweden with most knife/gunpoint robberies, and it's feels generally dangerous to be there. But you're from Blackpool, I'm sure it's a walk in the park for you lot :D 'S probably nice and touristy though. Only 15 odd minutes from Lund should you decide to visit our fair city :happy:

:LOL: :LOL: Awwwwww. Reet sistaaaaah Rheeeeeanne! :happy:

At least do caffeine pills to ease the pain.

It probably is Swedish, what with the midnight sun and all :LOL: It's quite scary actually. Light's better in Lund though. Finished packing now. Mmm. I think. I wanted to steal all my dad's tin whistles, but I'd have to sacrifice too much then. Screw it. Turn your light ooooon Rhiân, don't ruin your eyes! :D
Argh I need a new camera, it's supposedly like 4-4.5 megapixles but when I try to make the picture smaller in Paint it looks like it's comprised of...a half pixel and his mother :stunned: After bouncy thingie dicking about, plus lip gloss, plus blandness:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/f0b45bcb.jpg

Oooh cool! But the bastard! I thought you'd hate Ghana after it being so mean to you and all. What's holding you back? Want to play bass in me baaaahnd? :D

tjej

11-01-2006, 10:38 PM

Woah, like Manchester. I'll take on the docile swedish gun crime. :D The guidebook bigs up Lund too, and its Cathedral.

Does this mean now then that I can call you akola? :LOL:

It sounds it. Ooh back tomorrow? I'm debating as to whether I should go back to Manc tomorrow evening, and come back Friday evening, or just go for the day on Friday. Hard life decisions. Nahh, I've got the glow of the landing light which is nice. Since I'm in mum's bedroom, being a sheep to watching Lost on't telly.
Don't talk about cameras :'( mine broke on holiday and I took it back to the shop today and it'll be FIVE WEEKS before I get it back :'( AND I have Regina Spektor and Teddy Thompson small gigs to go to :'( However, the hairstyle... I really like it now. Wasn't sure at first, but it suits you :D

I do hate Ghana. But... I just can't stop going back. Mainly for dad and Ed.. but seriously, once you go, you always want to go back. It's like a drug.

Krasnojarsk

12-01-2006, 02:42 AM

Haha do that, laugh at our petty ruffians! :D The cathedral's nice, always full of Poles in the summer. Mmmhm.

:happy: Depends. What's it mean? (I know akula is shark in Russian, but I'm guessing it's not very likely to be that innit :D )

Do you have a nice bed in Blackpool? That's how I make most of my 'where to stay' decisions. Which is why also I shouldn't be going to Lund. Lost...I never got into that...just like 24. Argh. 5 weeks? :( Is there no camera you can borrow/steal? When're the gigs?
And fankoo :happy:

Ah I see, like Russia then :D

tjej

12-01-2006, 11:27 AM

Ahh god fearing Poles. They try to be disco, but you can never take the Catholic gene out of them.

Akola, it's smally girl/boy. You use it to the youngest in the family or as a general insult :happy: The best word is boduminso which is a mad man, but literally means dog without home:D

Well, it's an ok bed. It'd be cheeper to go just for the day, but then I'd have to get up really early. Bah sod it, I'll go this evening. S'only an hour away. Nope, no camera at all :'( The gigs are next weekend and the weekend after.

Just like Russia.

Krasnojarsk

12-01-2006, 10:59 PM

Mmmmhm, so true. Piety and zealousness is the new black innit.

:LOL: Right then, apply it to me as you see fit. 'S funny how being a smaller brother automatically becomes something to insult :D

So you're in Blackpool now then? Monitor your Enya listening closely. Errr. Awww *hugs* I'm sure you can take some pictures at some other date, since you live in a more concert riddled country than us. Errrr.

I never thought I could like The Arcade Fire, then BAM! Tunnels! Mmmmmmhm. 'S the shit it is.

Argh I have to go to TopShop tomorrow...let's see how much I can try not to spend in a day. :indiff:

tjej

12-01-2006, 11:17 PM

Absolutly. Combine them with actual black and you'd make a fine Pole.

Oh I sure will. You know the youngest of a ghanaian family has to do everything the older ones tell them. Bizare. Usually it's the other way round :LOL:

Ooh they are quite good. I remember seeing them on Jules Holland a few months back. It's the Arctic Monkeys who are shite. I always confuse the two. Still. Keep your modern music. I'm stuck in the 80s, and apparently my mother's music tastes. DAMN YOU ENYA. DAMN YOU STEELEYE SPAN. Aye I'm still in Blackpool. Doing the trip to the Dental Hospital in a day and then coming home for a few more days I think. I've got a doctors note, so I can put off my coursework deadline for longer :D

ooh you poor thing! Story of my life is not spending money in Topshop. Thankfully they've only got shite stuff in at the moment... but this means I'm shopping in Monsoon and that place is so expensive. AND they don't do student discount.

Krasnojarsk

12-01-2006, 11:31 PM

Good idea :D I've actually got so much mascara mashed out under my eyes it's not even funny, I look quite dead. Mmmm the copper eyeshadow is great though :happy:

But you're younger than me, wouldn't that put me in any advantage situation? Or does me being a little brother void that? :D

The Arctic Monkeys are vile. OMD is great, really, really. I remember almost failing a swimming test in school when Milky Way came on really loudly in the building and I froze up from it being so infinately good. Mmmmmmhm. 'S also fun to ruin the vocal cords by singing the last part up like 5 octaves :D Enya's even worse than the Monkeys though. Errrr.

Wooo deadline putting off! Hmm, I wonder if they don't care when I do the individual exam for the stuff we have to read...I should aim for April or something at this rate :LOL: What're you doing for coursework again?

Yer, I'm thinking I've also bought all I can buy in there without a sex change. Lisa told me Body Shop has their body butter scents as perfumes though! :eek: Never knew that! That'd be faaaabulous, since I mostly want the butter for the smell anyway :D Ooh, we don't have Monsoon here I don't think.

tjej

12-01-2006, 11:39 PM

Haha wonderful! Oooh I've got some coppery eyeshadows. It's the best colour, innit?

Well technically, yes. You can send me. Then I can send Ed, so it's all ok. Neither of us really have to move a finger.

They are shite, however really good on a night out at 5th Ave when you've had so many bottles of 80p orange alcohol flavour poison the bus journey home is fun. Mmm OMD. Enooolaaaa gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

S'fun, innit. Especially when the doctor is providing the excuse :D They probably do care, but they'll pretend not to. I'm either doing an essay on the theme of guilt or the theme of illiteracy in Der Vorleser. Not quite sure cause both seem really good topics... best get to the library and photocopy some journals.

:LOL: You'd love Monsoon. They do such beautiful clothes. Don't bother with Bodyshop perfumes though. They smell cheap. Especially not the Dewberry one. Stick to the body butters and showergels. Or the massage oils. Mm they are SO nice.

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 03:02 PM

It's really great! I bought some 'Clueless' today, a blue one from the Makeup Store. Quite nice actually, though I'm not sure I'd dare wear it outside the closest circle of friends om man säger så :LOL:

:LOL: The Soviet-Ghanaian system innit!

:LOL: I see, makes sense dunnit. Mmmm orange. OMD is really, really good when drunk too. Mmmmhm. Hespecially Enola Gay. 'S so...mmmmm. 'S good for car rides too, if you're not driving that is. :D

:LOL: Damn straight! Ooooh that sounds really cool! I think we'll get to analyse some Russian literature this term, but I want to study Russian, not anything else...'s only fun to read at home, in my opinion anyway. Though literature essays are fun!

Lisa said they might have Monsoon in Stockholm! We went scent shopping today (after Lisa won the clothing consumer race by far, the poor sod :D). We skipped Body Shop too, so I now have Chanel no.5 on my right wrist, Clinique Simply on my right hand, Clinique Happy Heart on my left hand, and Clinique Happy on my left wrist :D I had to test them all, since Lisa didn't want to wear them. Hmmm. I went for some Simply, 's quite subtle, but nice. :happy: My hair was quite straight today. Awful.

tjej

13-01-2006, 03:30 PM

Ooh very nice! You know should I find you this April, I'm expecting a full parade of scent, makeup, scarves and hair.

Absolutly, speaking of which I will send you lots of Highlife now, since I'm back in Manchester killing time before my train home this evening. I foolishly left a loaf and milk in the freezer over Christmas, so now all I have to eat is Läkerol and... well, green bread and home made cheese. :LOL:

Bah I hate analysing literature. S'a pain in the arse.

Ooohoho! Monsoon is so nice. It's so middle class and cardigan friendly. I have Clinique Happy. It's a wonderful smell. You should've tried Gucci Rush though. Mmm.

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 03:47 PM

:LOL: Happsalutely! I got a new, smaller black silk scarf from Lisa she doesn't use. <3 Plus a pretty green handbag. Mmm. I wonder if I'd have to a new perm round April...or if it'll be gone in a few weeks :( Y'know, I never knew a change in hairstyle could change my attitude this much :D Also, thank Allah for the bouncy curl reactivator :D

Woo cool, thanks! :happy: What time are you leaving? Haha, I wonder how filling Läkerol could be :D You'd have to go out for curry innit. Hmmm I hope there's nothing in the fridge I've got hidden somewhere...since I'm positive I threw everything away before Christmas.

It is, it is, takes away the fun it does.

Oooh cardigans? I've been looking for a mud brown one, but the only ones I've found are with golden buttons and all that...and I'm not quite ready for that :LOL: Clinique Happy is really nice. I think Lisa got that, or maybe Happy Heart. Gucci Rush? I'll try it out the next time :happy:

Ooh I got 'Mental Grammar' from Amazon too, 's that fabulous Russian grammar book I told you about some time ago, it's so philosophical and smart. As if I wouldn't have enough problems with Rusk this year :LOL: Silly.

tjej

13-01-2006, 04:00 PM

Oooh very nice! I think perms are like semi permanent colours and last six to eight weeks. For some reason my hair has now decided it wants to be poker straight. I AM SO HAPPY! I think your perm took away my wave. :D

I dunno what time I'm leaving to be honest. Probably about half five ish. Get the train at six and some damn food.

Yeah! That nice wool kind of cashmere blend too. Haha. You could always buy new buttons. Who makes Happy Heart?

Foolish boy! Oooh the consultant at t'dental 'ospital today told me a really funny Russian joke. Which I forget now. I was too busy trying to establish if he was danish, norwegian or swedish in my head. He had a very nordic name and face. Something about pravda and.. yeah.

Damn Yousendit is being slow.

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 04:11 PM

That's not very long :( Shit, it's only been a few days, and it's already going straight in the front...let's hope some fog outside could take care of that...but it's really dry out today :( Haha, 's the world karma of hair :LOL:

Sounds good :happy:

Mmmm cashmere. New buttons, yer, but I'm not that crafty :D I'll keep looking for my perfect cardigan instead. Mmmm. Happy Heart is Clinique as well. At least I think it was called that...

:LOL: Was his name Tjöörböörgsson, and was the joke bad? Swedish then :D A doctory type would never tell jokes here. We're to uptight innit.

Got it, thanks :D Was the Jaga Jaga one hiplife? 'S just too...modern for me :D and I agree, the accent is vile!

tjej

13-01-2006, 04:18 PM

That's assuming you wash your hair every day. It could be more, could be less. Or if you have stupid hair like me, it'll stay for about two days. :D

Aye! Welcome onboard this Northern service from Manchester Piccadilly to Blackpool North. Calling at... Manchester Oxford Road, Salford Crescent, Adlington, Bolton, Lostock, Horrich Parkway, Chorley, Leyland, Preston, Kirkham and Wesham, Poulton-le-Fylde and Blackpool North. Dear god I have done that journey FAR too many times to think about.

His name was something like Erik Anderssen and his teeth were horrid for a dentist.

Yeah. Jaga Jaga's shite anyway. It was banned in Ghana because of it's content (and possibly because of the stupid Nigerian dialect) *kicks yousendit and its dislike of Highlife zipfiles*

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 04:31 PM

I assume washing makes it worse too? I do wash it everyday yer, but still...745 spänn for a two day perm? Errrr. Fuck. We must share the hair stupidity then, even though yours has more curly qualities. I think I'm going to cry. Let's hope it's a day to day thing.

:LOL: :LOL: I'm impressed! Do they have the funny automated voice machines calling out the stops like the have in Sweden? They're hilarious! :LOL:

Ruddy Dane then. Could be a Norsman, but it's a Danish name. Errr. Andersson would be the Swedish equivalent.

:LOL: It was? Must've been the accent indeed.

FUCK! 'I will come to you' by Hanson is a great song :$ :stunned: Too bad they have voices like snot-nosed little fuckwits.

tjej

13-01-2006, 04:38 PM

Mine's just stupid because no matter what colour I dye it, within about a week it ends up the same chestnutty colour. EVEN when it goes black. You should be alright if you use the right shampoo and look after it :)

They do! It's so funny, because Wesham's pronounced Wes'm, but the little mechanical lady insists on calling it Wish-ham.

Ah fair enough. Would explain the bad trousers.

Hanson were great! Mmm bop. Da ba dooo wop mmbawa. The Highlife has succeeded!

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 04:52 PM

Hair not doing what you want it do might just be the biggest source of frustration on Earth. I shall look for more specialized shampoos, maybe mr. Frieda's got a curly one. The one I used actually did make a difference in the blonde. I think. Mmm.

:D Stoopid. Jönköping's got the funniest mechanical man reading the stops, since it sounds like he gets a kick to the groin before every new syllable :LOL:

Hey! Lay off our trousers! :LOL:

Hmmm, Mmmbop wasn't exactly my thang, but they sure were something special :D Lisa forced me to lastfm it now, since she did the same thing. Err. :D It is very good though, 's very nice to play third runs to :D

The highlife is being downloaded, mmmmmmmm that's a lot :happy: Thanks!

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 05:00 PM

http://www2.unt.se//avd/0,1786,MC=7-AV_ID=250819,00.html?from=sectionlinks7

Haha, press Alunda, 's the dialect of my eldest relatives, even though they were from Öregrund or Gräsö. You should learn this one, not some crap Göterborgian *doesn't understand a word* Well maybe some :D

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 05:04 PM

Wooooooooooo highlife! I shall burn a CD! Mmmmmmmm fabulous! Thanks! *hugs* :happy:

tjej

13-01-2006, 08:45 PM

tjej

13-01-2006, 08:50 PM

The aforementioned big map:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/grafik/0301/dialekt/dialekt.html

tjej

13-01-2006, 08:55 PM

Even better... Crime statistics in Manchester :D http://www.makingmanchestersafer.com/welcomeCrimeStats.asp?ward=11

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 09:55 PM

I spent a 300km drive seriously thinking about shaving my head. I was really entertaining the thought too. NEARLY stole my dad's shaver and everything. :stunned:

Ah it's brilliant. Shame the train home was the super long one. Damn hour and a half to do a journey which takes 40 minutes in the car.

Sorry. It's just a thing I noticed. Swedes in general have either ill fitting trousers or... ill patterned trousers. Not so much the women, but the men.

Hanson I think were a bit after my time (I was still loyal to Take That) but with that wonderful thing, hindsight, Mmmbop was a tune. And always will be. Damn that Lastfm thing is addictive. My subscription ran out today though so I can't see who's been stalking me :'( I can't justify paying another pound odd to renew it though. *tight git*

Oooh the Uppsala dialect is nice. They had a similar thing on the learn Swedish livejournal community with a big map.... hang on

Enjoy! :D Relax smaaaaaall to the sounds of Africa. :D *hugs back*

Well miss, if you would have done, I would have stuck a fork in your eye and thrown you in the Wisla. Hair shaving, being as it is the most comfortable thing in the world, is still just wrong. On guys too you know :D

You be glad, mine takes 3 hours by car :indiff: Are you happy to be back then?

Alright, I know, it's painfully true. I wish I could have an excuse...well, I myself can't wear most things since my legs are too fat/big, so it's hard :( Also, shopping for trousers isn't even half as funny as doing jackets or scarves <3. Mmmhm.

I've yet to realise that really...but seeing as I defended Hanson in a dsicussion today...Allah only knows where I'm going with this :LOL: Ah I've been thinking of paying some just to be nice to them since it really, som sagt, is an addiction. Mmmmhm.

That map is so strange! The Uppland dialect is so crap and misplaced, and no Stockholmian? No Jönköping? Only some crap Småland one. Errrr. 'S cool anyways! The Skåne one is really accurate though, 's a bit weaker than Malmö, but still accurate. My God how I'm used to it now. *shudder*

Oh dear, those crime statistics are horrid! :eek: Handy one for Sweden: :D http://statistik.bra.se/solwebb/action/index

Mmmmmm Clinique Simply, 's great!

tjej

13-01-2006, 10:06 PM

I know.. but it's still so tempting. Just cause then I can wear wigs all the time :D

Yish. Sweden's just all land mass. Kind of happy, because the flat in Manchester was freezing/I had no food but it's nice having mummy fussing about a bit more. :D

Just blame your nationality. Speaking of nationality, does your health service make you tick a box saying what race you are when you go for treatment? I swear one of these days I'm going to tick Afro Carribean.

Good man. So long as you didn't defend their hair, it's all ok. It's well cool with a paid account. You can get more radiostations and everything. *keeps Maestro locked away* even though it's only a quid... NO.

Have you developed a Skånaian/Skånese accent yet? At least to take the piss out of them? One day I'll speak like John Cooper Clarke. One day.

Crime statistics in Sweden? Haha, yeah sure.

Mmm Boots Spa bubblebath.

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 10:18 PM

Haha, like Antony! That actually sounds quite the plan! No more perms! :D *gets Venus*

It's freezing here too. I don't know what parents do to keep their place warm. Could be all the fussing keeping the heat up. :LOL:

No they don't, I don't think...but I definately think you should! :LOL: Post a picture of it too! I've probably dealt with the healthcare service too much for them not to know me, plus mum's a doctor, so we get the special treatment innit :D

Oh no, no no, I wouldn't ever. It was awful! The Lastfm radio doesn't work for me! :( Must be some firewall thing. Sod it. I'll fix it if I decide to pay. After all, it's Lisa's and my channel to music spreading :D

My Skånaian is hackshully pretty good, I'm starting to hear whether someone's from some small desolate village or another (like I do with the suburbs in Yernshuuurping), 's a good sign :D I actually got used to it after a while, it's really much better than Jönköping. Mr Clarke! Oh yes, you damn well have to! 'S faaaabulous!

Funny :D

Mmmmmmm. I haven't had a bubblebath in haaaaages!

tjej

13-01-2006, 10:30 PM

Exactly! You could have different hair each day of the week. Only I'm putting a ban on you shaving your hair, because yours isn't shit like mine.

:LOL: Yep. Mum's complaining how much coal we've used since I came back from Ghana. Well I'm sorry, this country is freezing, and since you're SO anti central heating mother... you'll have to put up with using lots of coal. Hmph.

Next time, I shall.

You have to download something I think. I caved and paid another month. Using that terrible "well I don't smoke, so technically I'm saving five quid on a packet of ciggys, so I can spend a quid on Lastfm." Is your sister's thingy Lisagum, cause if it is, I think she's made it onto my neighbours list.

Excellent! That's quite the skill! My Grandad could do that with Welsh. Are Swedish accents all terribly different then? I can only really hear the difference with north and south. Mr. Clarke's proper Salford. His accent's a lot like the landscape there.

Ooh bubblebaths are wonderful :D

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 10:42 PM

Mmmhm, brown Beatles do one day, and blonde gayed up swirly curly the other :D I won't shave, but for other reasons :LOL:

Mmhm, so right, tell her it'd be a lot worse should your ancestors have decided to go to Sweden (like the fuckwit semigoths did here a thousand years ago :D)

I did download the programme you use to listen with, but...nothing :( I shall try it again. That policy is very clever, though I use it for so much it doesn't even work anymore. I've used the 'who needs food' far too much for it to be feasible :LOL: Yup, Lisa's Lisagum indeed. We're all neighbours now innit! Woo! :D

My dream is to be able to do it in other languages, well <3. Yes, I'd say they're terribly different, but that depends what you listen for. The three-tone-pitched-thriphtongs we have in Jönköping is quite hard to explain, let alone miss :LOL: Haha, he sounds proper rough! 'S a beautiful accent indeed, but yours is already, no need to change it a bit, maybe just a wee bit more nasalisation :D

They are indeed <3

tjej

13-01-2006, 10:50 PM

Exactly! Hehe, have you got a funny shaped head underneath all that hair?

haha nope. Unfortunately it's those damn Vikings who burned my ancestors villages so... yeah. No chance of mine going that way. We went to America instead :indiff:

Bummer. It's fantastic, isn't it? If that's an incentive not to smoke, then nothing is. Haha who needs food indeed! I've survived quite well on a box of Läkerol :LOL: Aha! Neighbours... we should gossip over fences about people. Les Dawson style.

That would be brilliant. Shame Russian doesn't really have much variation in accent. Educated Muscovite, drunk Muscovite, drunk educated Muscovite, immigrant, Georgian. They sound... interesting to say the least! Haha if I get more nasalised with my accent, then I'd have a full on Blackpewel acksen' which thankfully years of private education drilled out of me. One day, I'll speak RP. One day.

tjej

13-01-2006, 10:51 PM

Shit, I've just found the first ever CD I saved my pocket money for. Now 29. 1994. Jesus. *feels really old*

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 11:06 PM

Yes, yes I do, plus that tube in my head that sticks out too much when I shave :LOL:

And you like Svärje? You should be looting us instead. Errrr America, posh bastards. Ours only got to Skåne :LOL:

Mmhm indeed. :LOL: I should count the days I will live ,which a smoker won't, from my perfume and grammar book. Haha, did you really manage? :LOL: Oh yes, we shall point and laugh. 'S the only thing to do when you're a neighbour innit. *Rhiân mentions British name* *Woooooosh over Pelle's head*

:LOL: :LOL: Pretty much sums it up! My private conversation teacher demonstrated this really cute Volga accent too, really cool it was! Haha, maybe you didn't speak your worst when we met? :D I do RP Swedish. Oh yes.

Haha 1994...which one was it? I wonder what my first was, except from really bad...I stole Lisa's records instead. (Still do haha :D)

tjej

13-01-2006, 11:15 PM

Tube in your head? Is that where they pour the gin in?

Forgive and forget do we Welshies. Except with South Wales.

Absolutly! Who ever died through fragrance? Ah Les Dawson was a comic, Blackpool lad I think. Did a sketch where he dressed up as a working class woman and gossiped over a fence. Think the Two Ronnies, if you're familiar with them.. or Benny Hill.

Predictability of the Russians. Ooh. I dunno, how drunk was I? I think I was only at the leaning my head against the wall stage of drunk, where all I do is laugh and lean. I don't slip back into proper Blackpool. My flatmates have trouble understanding me when I get proper colloquial. It was great when my mate Steph came to visit :LOL: Back to the roots. RP is the future. It really is.

Now 29. It's got WHIGFIELD on! With the dance! Plus Sparks! :D Pah, I never was granted such siblings.

tjej

13-01-2006, 11:15 PM

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 11:25 PM

Haha, you'd think so. Nah, 's the cerebral thing. I didn't show you? :D

Haha, good job! :D

Heeeeeeggzackly! I should take a boat trip to Denmark soon to get some cheap perfumes too. And vodka. And rum. And...mmmm. Aaaah I see! They must have mentioned him in the comedy documentary they did here some time ago on Blackpool. Hmmmm.

Well, I think I understood most of it, so it can't have been that bad. Or maybe I was too drunk to realise I didn't understand a word :D Hmmm I wonder what my Swedish turn into when drunk...I think I'm at normal speaking speed/slurriness when in the leaning stadium really. Haha, back to the roots must be the best thing ever! Mmmm meeting Stockholmers. 'S the best RP is. Nah, Manc and Blackpudlian is better, but it's up there at least.

Haha Whigfield! Poor woman, I wonder what she does now :LOL: Mmmmmmother Earth! <3 Awww 's a shame. Just remember to pass on records to Ed, and you'll be his favourite person evoooh!

Soooooo yoooooung....caaaaaarn't marryyy no oooooooooone!

tjej

13-01-2006, 11:34 PM

No?! Are you ok? Is the state taking brain away from you? (It would explain alot...)

Oooh what an idea! I remember the odd looks I got on the ferry to Finland from Swedes when I was just buying a bottle of water and didn't have a trolley full of booze. Comedy documentary on our town? As in, it being a joke town, surely?

I'm impressed. Especially as English people don't understand me. I have to do my "speaking with professionals" accent in situations like today with the dentist. Otherwise they'd just think me stupid. I'll do the proper Blackpool slang and everything next time. Saying the word Specific as Pacific.. Chimney as Chimerly, Secretary as Secaturry. Ah yes. What an accent. Bah, Swedish accents will always be infinately better. Those ts and vowels... Ahhh.

She probably works in a 7/11. Haha nahhh, Ed'll be going down the Jaga Jaga music path. Although he does like the song "that goes hand da deejaaay hand da deejay"

Krasnojarsk

13-01-2006, 11:43 PM

Well, it's just the thing they put in to run some cerebral fluid from the brain to the spine that collapsed when I was born, with all my brain haemorrhages and that. My brother always let his friends touch it when I was smaller. Such the freak show :D In short, it's probably a longterm lobotomy, causing hair to go way too straight.

:LOL: :LOL: I know those looks! Aww, there's just something I love about those ferries...just to walk around and look at all the sad Finns, when you just know they're headed home to Jyväskylä to beat their wives and rape their elks.
Haha, you'd think so, but no, it was a thing on some really boring standup club. They showed the Tower, beach and everyfinn :D

I am too :LOL: You should cultivate it. Foreign people will always find it infinately cool. I still don't get the 'chimerly' thing. How the hell does 'n' turn into 'rl'? :confused: I promise you there are certain dialects you will despise when you've mastered our language. Oooh yes.

You must play him some old-school highlife mixed with the 80's stuff! No Jaga Jaga! :LOL:

Nooooooooooooeeeeeel!!!! NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! Oooooooh niiiiiight, oh night diviiiiiiiiiine! *chirps*

tjej

13-01-2006, 11:52 PM

:( eesh that sounds nasty ye poor wee thing. I remember little Jack in the hospice who had one of those, but he died :'( You're ok now though, yeah? Haha what a kind brother. He should really have charged people to touch it. That's what I would've done.

Seriously! It was like I'd just set fire to their log cabin, stolen their Elk, set fire to that and then raped their dead grandmother. I tried explaining to mum that there were people with trolleys full of top shelf spirits but she wouldn't have any of it. Standup club in Blackpool? Hmmm. Not got one of those. Was it North Pier and all the two bit commedians we get on there during season?

Foreign people struggle with it! Haha, it's just the way the accent works. It's awful. It really is. You can spot a blackpudlian a mile away. We've got an accent that's a mix of Liverpool, Manchester, East Lancashire and Polish.

Ooh he dances well to Highlife. Apparently in his school they have an hour of cultural dancing classes a week. :D

Stop singing carols! It's bad luck!

Krasnojarsk

14-01-2006, 12:10 AM

They are horrible, I got lucky :( Did you work at a hospice? The doctors told my parents the situation didn't look very good (what a thing to say directly after birth), I was in a half-coma for a few days, had surgery, went home, Roine ripped up my bandage (the doctor had told him not to), turns out I had an infection which could've killed me shouldn't we have found it in time. So now I've got some mighty scars on my stomach and chest, and a really impressive lump in my head. Bring two quid if you want to see it :D

:LOL: :LOL: *dies* Aaaahh those Finns. Too bad we don't have enough of them on the Denmark ferry. Errr. Y'know, it probably was. Crap humour, taking the piss, making crap jokes about someone in the audience. *shudder*

That sounds a dream mix to me! :LOL: Throw a wee bit Yorkshire in there, and it's poifect! Believe me, your accent is really pretty. Don't waste it. :D

They do? Haha cool! When he grows up, he should follow me on my tour of Ghana :D

:( But they're so looovely!

Errrrrr I have to read crappy stories which haven't got vocab lists tomorrow. So it's read one word, look it up, it not being in the dictionary, looking it up on Google, it not being in existance, and repeat. And then, in the more glorious moments, stumble upon some basic dialogue, finally get the plot, laugh at stupid Russian puns and jokes, and read it all over again. Mmmmm. I'm heading off to t'kip in a bit. Hope to see you tomorrow :happy: Nos daaaa dear!

tjej

14-01-2006, 12:26 AM

Eesh. I did for about 18 months. Oh that's awful Poor you and your parents. :( Still, you're here now, annoying us all which is all that matters. :D Good old Roine and his inability to follow instruction :happy: Imagine what Malcolm would've done without you... Two quid? That's possibly the biggest ripoff since they tried to charge me 20p to walk down North Pier. I'll give you 30p and a Blackjack. Still, scars are pretty cool. Not worth £2 though. Thems Swedish prices.

Still, I can imagine Danes getting pretty leery.. lairy... lary.. laery... (I've never had to write that word before) arguing about the size of their mountains and taste of their bacon. I was going to fly to Denmark, but sod that. Ferry all the way. Yep, sounds like North Pier that. Roy Chubby Brown, Jim Davidson, that bloke with the blonde hair... it's the place that taste forgot is Blackpool.

That's because you don't know what's best. Not Yorksire. Not on this side of the Pennines. Although the Pilling accent, no, dialect my Grandad Coggin speaks with... ever heard of kecks and boggarts? Nope, neither have I. Bugger me the Boggart Walk is scary though. The reason why you think my accent pretty, is that you've forgotten it. So you've made up one. A pretty one. :LOL: There is no such thing as a pretty Blackpewel accent.

Yeah! Easy life. haha he can be the support act. I'll expect a commission.

Haha story of a linguist's life is that. Try altavista. That's amusing, if not semi reliable. Have fun with your reading and have a good day :) Slaaaaaap lekker!

Krasnojarsk

14-01-2006, 01:37 PM

As an orderly or something similar? 'S a grand thing to do! Yup, Roine's been duly thanked, so has mother :D There are a lot of blondes with blue eyes out there for Malcolm, I'm not worried about him :D 40p, some chish n fips and a UK North bus pass, and we have a deal. No more, no less.

:LOL: Awww Danes. They really have far too few things to be proud of :LOL: The Denmark ferry is fun. Especially if you go from Helsingborg, a behayootiful city! Mmmm I'm quite fond of it. Mmhm. Haha Blackpool sounds a right dump does it not :LOL: Awww.

But the Billy Liar accent is great! :happy: Pah, wrong side of the Pennines...we are too you know :D Haha, I may have made one up, 's true. 'S the same thing about you liking my hair :D

Of course! Free Star, and 10% royalties. Not for him though, since we still go by the Ghanaian-Soviet pass-on system.

Argh, this is so boring! (Though I have to admit the Russians are the wittiest people in the world) I'm quite happy that my hair curled up a bit after shower and Frieda. Mmmmm Simply. How's your deeeeh?

tjej

14-01-2006, 01:47 PM

Something like that yeah. We were lower than Auxillary Nurses but higher than Cleaners in the general scheme of things. The crack team of parents you have there :) Haha but would they be the same? Gah! I should've stuck to the original quote of £2! That deal is crippling! Blahdy UKNorth have upped their fares you know. At the start of term it was 50p from Fallowfield to uni. Now it's 60p! Granted it's still nothing...

I don't trust danes. The one we met was intent on getting me drunk. I need to look into trains and ferry stuff at some point. Sod it. I'll walk. Haha no, now your hair is definately not made up. Cause it's great. :D

Excellent. The good thing about Ed is, he's like me and doesn't grow. So he'll be still small enough for you to swing him about by his ankles or pick him up and throw him onto the sofa if he gets out of line. Also, this 10% is real money right, not cedis?

They've got that great deadpan sense of timing, don't they? My day's been pointless. Spent about 3 hours at the piano, arguing with it then trying to stop the cat from being sick on my bed. :indiff: :D Y'reet?

Krasnojarsk

14-01-2006, 02:11 PM

Aha right, quite high up then really. :happy: Good parents they are, very much so. :) They would be the same yus, we all are innit. Nah, I think the deal is quite fair really. After all, there are about 40 of them stitches. I'd take the chips with vinegar and salt only though, so that's bound to be cheaper right? :D 60p is nowt. Errr.

:LOL: You shouldn't. Haha, well Lisa and Erik walked to Malmö from here, so it's definately possible :D Aw, at least it's fluffy and bouncy when dry. I think I'll lay off the curl reactivator for a bit, since it's much comfier au naturel. Mmmhm.

:LOL: :LOL: That's convenient! So if you say you don't grow either, does that mean I can swing you by the ankles as well? :D The 10% are official svenska enkronor. Mmmhm.

Indeed, indeed. That sounds like a nice enough day to my ears :D I hope you haven't been feeding the car Star. Err. Argh I miss the piano. There's nothing better than faffing about on a piano for a whole day. Except dicking about on the guitar. Which I'm about to do if mr Il'f and mr. Petrov don't shape up and start writing understandable nouns. Errr.

tjej

14-01-2006, 02:34 PM

This is so irritating. My computer keeps closing windows. Gah! As I was saying...

Absolutly! We got a tea break and everything! So long as we didn't stain Dr. Cooper's table with out mugs. 40 stiches you say... nah. I still fail to see why I should dispense about £4 on that :LOL: I tell you what, I'll trade you my jaw stiches I'll have next month for a scar... :LOL: Mmm gore. *is deeply sick inside*

Well it only takes about 10 minutes to fly over that massive bridge, so it could probably be done in a day. Less if I hire a bike or summit. *plots*

Thing is though, Ed's got that advantage of being about 15kg so swinging him is easy peasy. He's nearly as tall as me now though. haha. Excellent. Real money.

Haha! Good plan! I may do that. I really want a Star, but I can't justify it cause it's just too cold here! Mmm. Piano is so much fun. Especially when singing Barbara at stupid volumes to an empty house. Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! Quand reviendraaas tuuuuuuuu, diiiiiis! au moooin... Excellent.

Krasnojarsk

15-01-2006, 12:25 AM

It's blardy annoying it is, my old one used to do that. Argh.

You're British and I'm supposed to be surprised about a tea break? :D Oh, them 40 stitches are worth it. Also, remember how many cigarettes you could buy with £4 :D Jaw stitches? :eek: Why? Have you taken up boxing?

Or maybe you could hijack a Ukrainian contraband lorry, might work. Plus you'd have some nice company :D

15kg? Awwww adorable :happy: I wonder if he'd be able to hold a bass guitar up :D

Take a long shower, put on one of them jungle hats and go sit in the steam with a crate of Star. :D Haha, Barbara singing must be great! Especially when there are no volume restrictions. :D I decided against my reading plan, collapsed on the bed with the guitar, playing trippy Cmaj7's with reverb at 10 through the Twin Reverb. 'S heaven it is :D Then beer at Lisa's with Erik. Mmmhm. Wore my new black silk scarf too. Mmmmmhm.

Did you get the Pipettes song? :D

tjej

15-01-2006, 12:37 AM

It is. Especially when the cursor decides to dance about on screen... and my cupholder pops out at any given chance. Ah well. It keeps me warm. :D

Well currently I'm working without any breaks. Tossers. I don't think you could even buy 10 ciggys with four quid now. Duty's so high on them. Last time I was rebelious (read hammered) and bought a packet it was £5.20.

Oooh! Good idea!

He's tiny! But he's getting fatter. I'm struggling to lift him onto my shoulders now. Ah well, at least he's started to eat :D

Barbara singing is so much fun. The neighbours are away too. Just the cats to entertain :D That's such the wise move. I collapsing on the bed is always wonderful. Especially with a cup of tea and a copy of The Bell Jar. Ahh silk scarves. :happy:

I did! It's brilliant. Also that Fast Boyfriends song has really got under my skin. Even though it's so damn Smack the Pony.

Krasnojarsk

15-01-2006, 01:08 AM

Haha! :LOL: Warmness is always good! Not from laptops though, since that warmth tends to unfertilize people a bit too much :D

Harsh! Is there no union you could bitch to? Social democrats would never put up with that :D 5.20!? Oh dear. I don't know the Swedish prices though (never bought my own pack ever, so I wouldn't be able to compare though. Errr.

Roll on the day he swings you by the ankles then :LOL:

Mmmmmmm wonderful! Mmm tea and reading...if I can get away from the Rusk tomorrow I may do some Woolf...or Wilde...or that Mental Grammar book, though I got so scared the last time I opened it I might not be able to do it again. Plus, with PG and Earl Grey, fiction is needed. The scarf is brilliant! A bit short, but really nice with a thin Topshop one underneath, and this on top covering the neck. So private school.

You have to Google pictures of them, such beautiful clothes! Fast Boyfriends is quite nice too. Mmmmmmhm.

I'm going to bed after a wee shave. G'night dear, remember to sleep a loooong time tomorrow, since it's söööööndag! :happy:

tjej

15-01-2006, 01:17 AM

It's brilliant. Just think of it as a vasectomy without surgery. The less kids the better. Unless they're clever kids like Ed. Not too clever though.

There probably is somewhere, but I'm British. We don't bitch. We just moan about how unhappy we are, and continue in the same routine, loathing it, but sticking at it. Or that could just be me and my pig-headded stubbornness.

I'm dreading it, don't worry :LOL:

Mmm. Noo, you can't read grammar on a bed. It's a place of mindlessness is a bed. As soon as you start doing work related things on it, it becomes evil. S'why you should never do work on a bed either. Just nice things. Grammar is nice... but yeah. You're spot on with the tea and reading though. S'why we brits always have a cup of tea whilst reading the newspaper :D Oooh very middle England chic! Sounds nice :D

Polkadot dresses :D :D Oh how I want!

G'night :happy: Enjoy your Sunday. Make sure it's lazy and spent in pyjamas.

Krasnojarsk

15-01-2006, 11:33 PM

:LOL: Haha, like cycling, vasectomy through exercise. Errr. Kids are vile though. If you find someone clever, there's always adoption.

:LOL: Awwww. Well, that actually sounds like us. But the union is a good, general thing to bitch to/at. We're clever folks we are.

We can always threaten him with cancelled royalties innit. (Even though he isn't getting any of them in the first place, but he doesn't need to know that.)

I didn't even get any fictional reading done, meaning no tea :( woke up at 11, tried to find my ties for an hour, shower at 12, put makeup and perfume on till 13, tried to keep perm from dying (that's not a pun, but maybe it's misspelled :D ), had a walk, hair died, read the stupid stories where some people at a company, all called Ivanóv, (stupid people are called Ivanóv, clever ones Ivánov) had to change their names into something flowery, so now I'll have to memorise all these stupid floral things. Errrr. :LOL: That along with all the fish in the next stories. I need a new black scarf I think, this one's just a taaad too short.

I know, they're adorable! Too bad they have all that blue stuff on. Errr. Though the left one once again proved that blue eyes belong with darker hair. Errr.

http://www.underexposed.org.uk/pipettes/pipettes3.jpg

I wonder what eyeliner I should get next? Blue one just wasn't me...I'm thinking of Makeup Store's 'Small Wonder', a brownish one...pink/purple is beautiful with brown eyes, but not blue. Hmmm. 'S a pickle.

Songs of the day/year/ever: Trashcan Sinatras - Only Tongue Can Tell, and finally, remembered this one at midnight, Maria McKee - Show Me Heaven! Wooo! Just had to hum half a bar of the chorus, and say 'something something heaven', and Lisa had it. Mmmmhm. Damn I'm too långrandig.

tjej

15-01-2006, 11:55 PM

:LOL: I live by the theory that kids are great when they don't belong to you. (Even though they're vile) because, you can play with them, wind them up, make them cry and at the first sign of trouble, tears or dirty nappies hand them straight back to their owners. :D Henceforth I shall be the cool Auntie, rather than a mum on the brink. Much to my mum's dissappointment.

Haha! He'd not fall for that. Unfortunately he's not that financially astute. Such was illustrated when I said "Ed, I will swap you these 4 shiny coins, for your dirty note" (the coins being worth about 0.1p and the note about a quid.) Joke's on you, small boy. HAHA. :LOL:

Oh that's just rubbish :( Good job I've had enough tea today for the both of us then. You're turning into quite the well groomed woman sir :happy: Nah, dying's right. We're versatile in our word usage :LOL: Is the hair OK now though? You should try moooosse and rollers. That should set yer perm good'n proppeh. Does for Nana Jean anyway :LOL: Haha Russian stories. Brilliant.

Blue eyes belong with any hair really. Damn blue eyes. :indiff: How about a kind of... greeny grey colour? I'm surprised the blue didn't look good. Maybe it was the wrong colour. I can't wear blue at all. S'quite sad. Neon pink? Kind of emo that though. See, I quite like the blue. Maybe would be better in red, but it breaks up the overall big spottyness.

Hehe infectious songs. I found my Nu album tonight. S'made me feel all nostalgic and 16 again. Back in the day I was cool, complete with Yeah Yeah Yeahs obsession and Karen O haircut.

101 Reykjavik is possibly the best film this week.

Krasnojarsk

16-01-2006, 12:17 AM

Haha, too true, too true! I'm always scared I'm might scar them too much though, and the owners will beat me. Cool Auntie sounds quite a plan. :D Remember to spoil them way too much and ruin the parents' harsh upbringing plan. Like me granddad. :D

Haha, silly kid :D You're really evil though. 'S a good quality that innit :D Damn, I actually never tricked a child moneywise. I once bribed my little cousin with 10kr (them are gold coins) so that he'd like me for the rest of the evening though.

Mmm 's a good job indeed. I'm hoping for tea in tomorrow, I've actually planned an early day, going up at 10 (hahahaha I will laugh at that come morning :LOL: ), and translate all day, but I have to record stuff too, so I'm guessing I won't be doing Rusk until at least late evening. But there's always hope innit. Errr. Why thank you, I was hoping my womandom was progressing. I use lip gloss way too much though. The hair is pretty much exactly the same as it was. :( Rollers work, but they're temporary...I'm seriously considering calling/writing the hairdressers teeling them what happened...I just don't see what I could have done to fuck it up? And, again, paying 745 kr and 2 hours for a weekly perm? Errrrrrr.

That's true, but dark hair/complexion (read Rusks and Poles) bring them out more innit. Lisa's said that both blue and pink should work, but they don't...brown's just better, but I can't help thinking there's some colour I must've missed...Erik looks fabulous in pink though, but he's got really dark, beautiful brown eyes. Plus he's wearing it for his first day of his Psychology studies :D Damn, I should've worn makeup the first day at the Rusk, I couldn't start now. Stupid me. :D Maybe a mix of dark/light brown would work? I need professional advice soon innit :LOL: I'm thinking my mascara's too black/strong too. Hmmmm.

Nu? :$ Who're they? Oh to be 16 again. Mmmmhm. Naaah, 20's better, back then I hardly ever listened to Maria McKee :D

Ooh I was going to read that, but I didn't for some reason...how good is it?

tjej

16-01-2006, 12:34 AM

The owners will never beat you, they'll be too busy apologising to you for their bairn's behaviour and beating themselves up inside for being bad parents. Trust me. :D

Of course I am! It serves him right for being the little one. You must've had grief from your big siblings? Still, I balance it all out by teaching him Russian, playing wrestling with him for 2 hours whilst dying of Malaria and letting him sit on my shoulders. Then I give him dead arms. Circle of life.

Sounds like a nice day you've got planned there. :D Maybe with the perm, it's just your hair type? If you've got stupidly fine hair like me then maybe it just won't stay because curls are too heavy for your hair. You should definately phone them and ask for advice though, cause that's... shite that's like 50 quid.

Have you gone for the right shades of blue/pink though? Cause peachy pinks would look washed out, whereas more vibrant ones could work... Then blues... you're lucky cause you could pretty much go through the whole blue spectrum. Grrr. It sucks having brown eyes. You're so bloody restricted. Ah start wearing it. You've been on holiday long enough. Hell, I've already forgotten most of my coursemates. :LOL: Go to a department store and ask for a free makeover :D

See how cool I was? Bands you've never heard of. :D Bah I don't want to be 20 next year. It seems so... aged.

It's actually a really good film. Quite funny in that dark sort of way. Plus the lead actor is absolutly gorgeous and has a great Icelandic accent when he speaks English :happy:

Krasnojarsk

16-01-2006, 12:54 AM

Haha, is that so? :LOL: Well in that case, I shall do my worst on the next barn I find (see, the Vikings didn't just rape, they gave you words too :LOL: )

I'm too loveable too be messed with :LOL: Nah, but they knew I could take them down anyday. I'm like Ed. :LOL: You sound like quite the big sister though. Mmmmhm. Such the grand gestures :D

Mmhm, indeed. Well, I thought it might be that...but shouldn't they have noticed it beforehand and told me I shouldn't have one? I mean, it was fine for...2 showers? But still, showers shouldn't be a problem, since I mean, it's all chemical isn't it? So it should be able to withstand some showering...hmmm. If they tell me the hurr's just not fit for it, I'm jumping in front of the 10.08 to Malmö.

Hmm, it was quite vibrant...but then again I might've disliked it because I looked like a worn out Polish mother of twelve in Radom. Brown eyes can always be easily perfected with either glittery pink or brown, in my opinion, blue's just too hard...if I had a lighter blue shade I'd definately go with any brown one, but mine are too dull for that. Hmmm. I didn't know being a lady would be so hard, and still I don't get the pregnancies :LOL: Are there any of your course-mates skipping the rest? I have no idea which ones are carrying on into the B-course, but I pray to Allah it's the funny ones :D Haha a makeover would be a blast innit. I'll bug Lisa to help me instead. :D

:D Indeed. OI! 21 is no fun! No fun! I mean, just listen to it. Before that is even worse though...20 years...7 months...and 27 days...I'm so celebrating that day with bitching and listening to Queen is Dead. :LOL: Be glad though, you can finally buy alcohol in Sweeeeden :LOL:

Ooh, I shall have to find it! What's the actor's name? What do they sound like? Icelanders always sound like they have an english accent when they speak Swedish...well at least the Faroe people, but they're the same innit. Strange.

How's your uni preparations going anyways?

tjej

16-01-2006, 01:08 AM

Well, we stole that word from the filthy Scots... All goes back to them. Filthy gets.

Pah! Perhaps I'm just really evil then. Well I try. I make him do all the stuff I loved when I was 5... like feeding ducks and going on the boating lake. Then getting him drunk... Honestly that was so funny.

At nearly 800kr for a perm, would you tell your client that their hair isn't suitable... when you're set to make a comission on that?! :LOL: Wikipedia it. I'm sure that will have sollutions :D

Haha! That's the best look! Exactly. Pink or brown or green. That's it. Even pink can make us look like heroin addicts. At least blue goes with anything. Except some browns. Pah. Of course being a lady is hard! Just wait till you start waxing and painting nails and gah it's a pain. I doubt it. We're pretty much stuck for the year. We don't find out if we're crap until after the August resits.

Ah 21's quite the age over here. I dunno if it's the same in Sweden. :LOL: Indeed.

Thanks to IMDB I can tell you it's Hilmir Snær Guðnason. I was surprised at how... Welsh Icelandic sounds. The vowels and everything. Next place to visit is Iceland I think.

bah don't ask. I'm back on Thursday... exam on the 25th. Essay due at some point. The sooner I'm back into the routine again the better.

Krasnojarsk

16-01-2006, 01:29 AM

Stealing bastards they are. You aaaaall are :D Except for 'bird' though, word is that's the only word you haven't stolen, or something. Cleptomania galore. :D

You are, you are :D Mmmm feeding ducks. You shall have to ship him off to Sweden so I can try snaps on him. That could be well interesting.

:LOL: That's true! The girl who did it seemed to good-hearted for that though :D Must've been the silly, silly dialect she had. Gorgeous broad-strpied blue/white shirt though, silly me for not asking where it was from. Wikipedia refuses to help me. So does Google, but I shall try it again soon for cures...I take it there's no way of getting the curly back after it's gone straight though? It is a bit curly when I get out of the shower, in the forehead, but that just...dies out.

But if a colour's perfect enough, you don't have to cycle through all the others see? :LOL: Painting nails? Errrr. Waxing? Errrrrr. Venus Divine's too good to even make you consider waxing :D August resits!? Oh dear that's harsh :(

No 21's crap, since you can't do nowt new! It's just one step closer to death.

Naah, he's too wood-chopper for me :D (most of them are though) I know! First thing I thought when I watched to cooking show you sent me was how Icelandic Welsh sounded haha. Iceland must be beautiful, the Faeroes are great anyway. Really nice ferry over there too. Mmmhm. Full of drunken, scary people and cheap night-clubs.

Ouch, exam so soon :( I hope I don't have to do my translation for some time...there's no chance I'm done in time. Any new cases promised for this year? <3

Nähäpp, if I'm to keep my promise of the 10 o'clock getting up, I shall have to get ready for bed. God natt dear, sov gott. :happy:

feñu

16-01-2006, 03:01 AM

tjej

16-01-2006, 12:26 PM

Don't blame us Celts. We had one of the first ever languages apparently. It's those Saesnegs your beef is with. S'not like we wanted to be raped and pillaged and forced to speak Saxon and Breton and all those shit ones.

I'm not letting you anywhere near my little brother! I still have my reservations about you from you as good as force feeding me Jägermeister.

Ah maybe. I was discussing perming with mum earlier today. It's a shame the hairdresser I used to babysit for is now in prison... could've phoned her for her say :LOL: That top sounds very H&M... actually there's stripes everywhere at the moment. Time I switch to spots. How's the hair looking today? OOH! Have you been brushing your hair when wet? That could be it.

Nah you can do loads at 21. You could stand for parliament, drive an HGV, join KLM as cabin crew... And if you were a 1940s female, you could finally vote. They don't call it "the key of the door" for nothing :LOL:

He has a great nose... pretty eyes too. You must see the film though, it's grand. It looks pretty, with its perpetual darkness, snow and streets. A ferry you say? I bet that takes weeks...

Yep. It's for the 10 credits as well, so I'll really have to learn those damn three term lables at some point. Gah. We've finished all the cases now :D eehehheheehe! Katya's promised us some well hard grammar though. Rhabbish.

Did you manage to stirr at 10am?

¡hola Fernanda! ¡Buenas tardes! aand that's my knowlege of 2nd year Spanish totally exhausted aside from ¿Dónde está el aseo?

Krasnojarsk

16-01-2006, 09:25 PM

Right then, that only fuelled my aversion contre les ddim saesnicks innit. You should force uni to do IPA in Welsh. Mmmhm.

Don't worry, 's not like I'm having Jägermeister again ever either :LOL: But snaps is only good for you, 's like milk. Plus, you haven't lived until you've had a good Linieakvavit (though that's Norse)

Prison? did she cut someone's ear off? :LOL: It actually got better today, it's not like the first days, but when I get out of the shower it's curly, and now it turns above the eyes again (what is that called in English? It's called 'fall' in Swedish, I'm guessing it's not the same.) Very H&M yes indeed. Spots could be nice! Too bad I'm no good with them, but girls always are innit. Mmmm. I'd kill to be able to buy the fabulous red/white spotted top at H&M <3. I never brushed my hair in my life. Is that supposed to be good or bad for perm you mean? I tried blowdrying it for the first time today too, with reactivator, no dfifuser though. Feels a bit light.

:LOL: Finally my chance to get heard! Hey, reminds me, it's election year in Sweden! 'S always fun that innit. You should so apply for a job at KLM when you turn sweet 21. Innit. :D

Hmmm, maybe a bit. He's too Nordic for me I'm afraid. Perpetual darkness I can do. :D The ferry did take ages, but it was really worth it. Mmmhm. The Shetlands are wonderful as well (but then again, that was my first visit to an English speaking country, so my perception might've been blurred. Errr. :D)

Three term labels? What're those? :$ Woo! Now on to all the stupid words! :D Well hard grammar is fun...I'm dreading it though, I feel like sleeping off this term. Errrr.

Errr. My clock went on at 11, I woke up scared to death, tried to set it at 12, failed :LOL: and had to drag myself up. Errr. :D

El perro esta bajo la mesa innit.

I now have Makeup Store's 'Small Wonder' (brown eyeshadow) on, mixed with some black. Actually quite nice, but the camera won't let me capture it. Hmmm.

tjej

16-01-2006, 09:37 PM

Excellent.

Haha, well I shall take your word for that. I'm not too desperate for first hand experience. Especially after my trauma of necking various flavour Absoluts on Christmas day.

If only! She got three years for drug dealing at Wigan Pier :stunned: Said hair is a fringe, assuming you're refering to the bit that covers your for'ed? Perhaps it was just being tempramental... Sometimes if you brush curly hair it can make it just.. not behave.

Election year? Excellent! How many will be shot? Well hopefully if my degree transfer works out alright, I'll be able to apply for citizenship there and everything :LOL:

Ahh, s'prolly why I wouldn't say no. The Shitlands? Full of sheep and inbread scots. A bit like Wales...

Like, voiceless labiodental fricative, or alveolar something trill. The three terms which correspond to the IPA.

Haha! Disgusting! Although it is Monday.... so it's excusable. Maybe.

That sounds superb :happy:

Krasnojarsk

16-01-2006, 11:26 PM

You should, next time, you choose beverages to be consumed :D Errr those Absoluts can be really vile on a bad day...vanilla errrrrrrr. 'S quite treacherous though, since some smell lovely.

Oh dear :stunned: Aha, fringe (that's bangs in AE right? I loathe that word)...damn me for not even having a Swedish-English dictionary here, 's quite disturbing to have a Welsh and Kikongo one, and not English...errr. :D I'm starting to think I might be developing bad and good hairdays, I've never had those before, since every day's been...well, the same. :stunned:

:LOL: Haha, that's what I was thinking, I mean, if there's something we're good at, it's politicide innit. Degree transfer? Whassat? (God I'm ignorant sorry :$) Is that you being shipped out for not liking Blair? Get both Dutch and Swedish citizenships, so you can vote in September plus fly the shuttle transport 'tween Amsterdam and Stockholm. Mmhm. Raw fish and mossels.

I must adore Wales then :D I really feel like going to some countryside town in Britain again...especially a rich, small one whose main sport is polo. Mmmmmmidhurst :LOL:

Oh dear, I just realised I forgot all those phrases over Christmas. Errrrr.

Hmmm, don't know if it's excusable, I shall repent tomorrow. Repent!

Shit, I'm so tired of Rusk right now...I shall have a serious discussion with someone in charge, because I honestly don't see the point in smost of their teaching methods. Hmmmm. Oh, about that dictionary, I think I'll have to do with the one I have coming at the moment to see if it's any good. If it's not, I'm certainly interested :)

tjej

16-01-2006, 11:39 PM

I'll bring Star over then. I forgot to get akpateshi. Still, I'm going back to Ghana in July (HOORAY for KLM doing a special deal on Africa flights then) so there's plenty time. The raspberry one is so good though. Especially with orange juice and a dash of lime. Mmmm.

Yep. Bangs in that horrid English dialect. Haha, like you need a dictionary. Unless secretly you're really shit at English yet do a fantastic job of pulling the wool over our eyes. *will now speak only in idioms and colloquialisms to confuse* Bad hairdays are part and parcel of having a 'fro. I bet when you rise and shine you cop a look in the old mirror and find your hair's made a break fer it. (Ok, talking in idioms I am not doing anymore.)

The politicides make up for actual lack of politics in Sweden, innit. I'm hopefully going to swap degrees in September and move to Sheffield to do German and Dutch since... well... yes. Russian and I aren't seeing eye to eye and haven't been since about October. I was kidding myself we were. I've just got to speak to the admissions tutor this week. She was nice enough in her emails though.

Yes, yes you must! How about Royal Lytham and St. Annes. That place is very pretentious but still retains its northerness. Like mum says its for the "fur coat and no knicker jobs who've dragged themselves out of the gutter"

Bah tell me about it. I've become so disilusioned with it. The iziik made me cry today. Bastard. Well, like I say, you're the first port of call before it goes on Amazon market place/ebay. :)

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 01:16 AM

Let's hope Sweden's hot enough for Star :D The akpateshi would've killed me anyway haha. Ooh raspberry sounds good! Mixing it up is cheating though! Delicious, but cheating :D

Haha, I shall steal one from home maybe :D Pah, all the vocab I need, I learn from kitchen-sink, I don't have to know what effervescent means, since pregnant sixteen year old Rose in Wigan probably didn't. :D (I do know what it means though, I'm not stooopid innit) Speak in idioms if you will, and I shall do the same in Swedish. That, you can jump up and clap yourself on :LOL: Haha, I'm getting this whole new outlook on life with my perm...now when I want to go out, it doesn't all depend on whether I can find a certain scarf or mittens, I also have to accept the fact that my hair might have exploded.

That's true! :D You're moving from Manchester? As long as you're happy, it will all be fine. After all, you wanted to do German and Dutch more than Russian to begin with right?

:LOL: Sounds a right paradise innit! I should apply for some posh hotel job like Lisa innit and take up polo.

Awww :( It's beginning to wear me out as well, I think it's great you have other languages you want to study as well! Plus, you're horridly young, so you can pretty much do as you like, right?

Shit, what am I doing up again? Stupid Rusk.

tjej

17-01-2006, 01:31 AM

I'm sure it won't be. I hope it's still scarf and big coat weather in April though. I like that type. Yep. Shame though, I would've shown you how to drink the Ghanaian way, with the token libation.

Hehe. It's a nice word is effervescent. It's kind of onomatopoeic. Why on *earth* do you know that word anyway? I didn't use that till about 2 years ago. Fizzable is much better :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Jump and clap yourself on :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: That's made my day. Haha yep, the joys of hair with its own personality is that :D

If I get a place at Sheffield, aye. S'only an hour away from Manc mind. I hope I'll be happy. I'm pretty sure I will be. And yep, I did. Only NOWHERE on god's green earth offers dutch. Bastards.

Oh believe me, if you like the nouveau riche then yes. Ahh get a job at the Grand Hotel. I played clarinet there once for a load of old women. Haha.

Ah but you're the Russian master. Or infact the language master. Horridly young? Christ I'm on the shelf man!

I haven't a clue. More to the point, why am I still awake, watching skiing? *sleep on the sofa tonight* mmm coal fire.

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 10:17 AM

Y'know, it probably will be :rolleyes: Big coat weather does have its charms though. We'll have to drink the English way then, 's only fair.

:LOL: Fizzable, I shall use that instead. I don't know, it's the same reason I know precipitate. :D Swedish plays on words and puns are so cheap as well. Oh dear. Hair joy be a big joy. I get hair turning at eyes upon stumbling out of bed, new record haha

One hour? Oh right...that showed me I've forgot all my English geography :$ You've got such a small island though. Awwwww. :D Would you still do a 4 year course or something similar, or are there just separate courses? Dutch sounds awful fun *jealous*

:LOL: Haha, sounds great, I should! Y'know, Lisa and me've planned to go have lunch/breakfast/dinner at Grand Hotel here. :D 'S worth starving for innit (and partly why I'm not having breakfast nor lunch these days :D)

Noo :( Not with Loohnd's crappy teaching. Haha on the shelf, suuuuuure errr. :happy:

Skiing? How Swedish of you :D

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 10:26 AM

Woo, Roine just texted me, my dictionary's here! Woo! Too bad it's in blurdy Yurnshuuurping though. Errrrr.

tjej

17-01-2006, 10:58 AM

Mona

17-01-2006, 11:32 AM

Läkerol. Oh yes.

And cookies form ze english ztore.

tjej

17-01-2006, 11:34 AM

Mmm Läkerol.

Cookies? What are you, American?! S'biscuits dahling. (Unless they have chocolate chips in, then they're cookies and I'm sorry, I'll keep my mouth shut in future.)

Mona

17-01-2006, 11:36 AM

Mmm Läkerol.

Cookies? What are you, American?! S'biscuits dahling. (Unless they have chocolate chips in, then they're cookies and I'm sorry, I'll keep my mouth shut in future.)

They have chocolate chips in.. ;)
7 kr for 2 COOKIES.

tjej

17-01-2006, 11:44 AM

They have chocolate chips in.. ;)
7 kr for 2 COOKIES.
Then I stand corrected. *doffs cap*

Still. I'll bring you some propah English biscuits for your pains ma'am.

Mona

17-01-2006, 12:29 PM

Then I stand corrected. *doffs cap*

Still. I'll bring you some propah English biscuits for your pains ma'am.

No, no worries. I just want yer tea.

tjej

17-01-2006, 12:34 PM

You can't have tea without biscuits though. It's just not cricket. Or tea and scones.. or tea and breakfast... or tea and everything.

tjej

17-01-2006, 01:26 PM

Nee heehehehehehh! Sheffield have accepted meeeee! Dosvidanya ruskii iziik! goeiedag het nederlands!

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 08:10 PM

Mmmm excellent. Nahh you don't want to drink the English way. That involves warm beer, necking as many as you can before closing time at 11, then spilling out onto the streets for a fistfight.

Tis a really pointless word to know, unless you can't swallow tablets :LOL: Even then... there's water soluable or dispersable or disolvable... Jesus we have too many words for one thing. Haha it's when your hair looks like mine after getting out of bed that you know you've arrived. There wasn't one day that my dad didn't take the piss. It looks like one of those sea creatures.

Well, it's three hours from Blackpoo, but only an hour from Manc, because our rail network is so poor. Well it's all part of the BA there. Apparently only 1/3 would be Dutch, but that's still pretty great. AND I get to do an elective in something else... so I could do like Theology or Swedish or.. Luxembourgish or... whatever :LOL: Damn my love for a city being more than my love for a degree. It'd be a four year course again yeah, so I wouldn't graduate until 2010 (yikes) but again, that's with a year abroad.

That sounds simply wonderful! Although you'll probably have to sell an arm to pay for a salad. Prolly be cheaper for you to do afternoon tea at the Ritz in London :LOL:

Hooray! You should demand that he bring it over sraight away. For all that is good and holy in this world. Out of love for his permèd son. :D

:LOL: I wonder what drinking we should do then! Are the Dutchies even semi-well behaved?

But noooooo, it's such a beautiful word for people as well! He's got an effervescent puhsonaliteh daaaahlin'! :happy: Fizzable personality just wouldn't be the same. Haha, cruel dad innit. I'm quite happy though, mine still doesn't loom very stupid, I've got too much of it so it never gets entirely out of control. Mmmmhm.

Aaah I see. Mmmm British railways <3. Swedish? :LOL: You should come translate our TV thrillers, since they're craply, craply done. Errr. Or open a chip chop :D Where would you go abroad if you're not going to Leningrad? IJmuiden? :D 2010 sounds scary and far away. Errr.

:LOL: It probably would be yes. We've settled for lunch now, dinner's so 2005. I wonder what champagnes they do there. Hmmm. I wonder if they have a dress code :LOL:

I hope they sent it off today, so that I could have it tomorrow...but they're lazy. I have an Ebay Smiths bootleg DVD they have yet to send me. Errr.

Rhiân, I understand your decision, and would probably do the same, but may Trotsky stalk you in your dreams and Lenin live in your wardrobe. I'm sure русский язык will miss you. Oh, I saw the most adoring top at H&M today, too bad the really wide U-neck was...too wide...I just can't think of anything to wear underneath blue/whitish stripes. Hmmmm. Oh, say hello to Jarvis Cocker from me.

Mona! Are you going to Morocco?

Mona

17-01-2006, 08:13 PM

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 08:17 PM

Självfallet my dearest Pelle. at least I believe that is the case, sinc eI haven't met my relatives for 3 years (wouldn't mind another 10) but mum said we're probably going this summer. Hon åker på Lördag iaf.

Oh but you shall have to! Hur är livet i övrigt? Funkar skolan? (Jag vet inte vad skillnaden mellan funka och suga är, men skitsamma :D)

Mona

17-01-2006, 08:23 PM

Oh but you shall have to! Hur är livet i övrigt? Funkar skolan? (Jag vet inte vad skillnaden mellan funka och suga är, men skitsamma :D)

Yes I think I shall have to. Livet går, om än halvmiserabelt och trögt. Funkar = Geeeh.
Suger = fjortisterm och lögn när man säger "skolan suger".

Så det funkar.

tjej

17-01-2006, 08:25 PM

Not well behaved. What they lack in behavioural skills, they make up for in being cuddleable. :D

:LOL: Haha yes. His personality foams when you put him in water :LOL:

They do alsorts of pointless languages at Sheffield. Finnish, Swedish and Polish being some of them :LOL: These are the places lined up http://www.shef.ac.uk/german/dutya.html but I'd spend a semester in Germland too. Since my degree will be more weighted towards Krautspeak. :D

Wonderful! Champagne? It'll be cheap wine spritzers for you young man! :LOL: You should go in full black tie. That'd be wonderful. Pretend you're related to Gustaf.

Haha excellent. Reminds me of when mum had to send me my finance forms for uni. She posted me angel delight but didn't send the important forms. Dosy mare.

I know, but it seems silly carrying on half heartedly at a degree and getting a 2:2 for it cause my heart's not in it, when I could get a 2:1 or a 1st with this one. :D Oooh that top sounds great! You could wear a plain top of a similar colour to one of the stripes underneath it. :D

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 08:27 PM

Yes I think I shall have to. Livet går, om än halvmiserabelt och trögt. Funkar = Geeeh.
Suger = fjortisterm och lögn när man säger "skolan suger".

Så det funkar.

Det kanske kan ge dig ett change of scenery iallafall, så du kan åka bort och tänka att det inte är sååååå långt kvar i gymnasiet :D Läser du några roliga böcker eller så för tillfället? En galet bra ursäkt om man vill slippa plugga för övrigt. Mmmhm.

James_Blunt

17-01-2006, 08:36 PM

Hello guys

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 08:39 PM

:LOL: Haha right then, sounds good!

Heeegzackly :D "Se där, en bubblig jävel" :LOL: I've began using it in everyday vocab, like most English words. "Hennes vatten effervescenterade". Mmmhm.

Oooooh that sounds a dream university, doesn't it! Argh, I don't feel like going to Russia...it's so cold and scary, I'd rather do French, or Dutch or whatever language has the best country. Errr. 'S a pickle though, since I still melt everytime I listen to mr. Putin. Oh, took Lisa out to coffee at the sometimes Polish-filled café today, oh such wonderful old ladies...there's certainly something special in Polish Rusk doesn't have...nasals and colliding rzczrszcrz for example <3.

Pah, quiet, I shall order crémant at the very least :happy: Argh, I still can't find my ties! Argh! Gustaf af Klint? :LOL:

Haha, aww. Finance's no fun though. Dessert's better. :D

Sooooo right! Damn, I wish I could be good at some other subject so I wouldn't be doomed to roam the Slavonic halls for the rest of my life. Errr. I should be a doctor. Or marry one (one learns from one's father :LOL: ) That plain colour underneath thing sounds good, but I just don't know what type of top to get then...it's bloody impossible to find a good shirt here...I shall have to have a look. I thought of going out with my orange cycling jersey this Friday for gay clubbing, but it's too...scintillating :D And cold. Errrr.

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 08:40 PM

Hello guys

Tjopp!

James_Blunt

17-01-2006, 08:42 PM

Tjopp!
How was the holidays?

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 08:46 PM

How was the holidays?

Effervescent, scintillating and precipitating of fatness. Yours?

James_Blunt

17-01-2006, 08:48 PM

Effervescent, scintillating and precipitating of fatness. Yours?
Cool,
I saw the movie Casanova, and JAMES BLUNT!!!!:D (i'm sorry he's my muse)

tjej

17-01-2006, 08:53 PM

Oh it is!

:LOL: Well in that case, I shall start using enteric coated or whatever to describe things.

It's not bad. I actually applied there last time too, then for some reason didn't go. Ah well, hindsight.

Do you get to do a year abroad then? You'll be fine with the Rusk, because unlike me you actually have the enthusiasm and brains for it. That sounds quite the kayf. :happy: Is there no way you could do an elective in a micky mouse language? Or does Swedish university work in a hoplessly different way to ours? A wise father you have. I'd marry a doctor, but I dunno if I could be arsed with one. Or worse still, they'd turn into Harold Shipman...

For a gay night out, you ideally need tight trousers and an open white shirt. Or vest top. S'what all teh cool kids on Anal Street wear. Just go for a round necked T-shirt or something for under the top. S'what I usually do. Infact I's doing it now. Only put the stripes underneaff. I'd take a picture, but I still have 4 weeks to wait for me camera :'(

tjej

17-01-2006, 08:54 PM

:LOL: Best flatmates ever

cami säger:
me & jenny decided we're gonna get a guinea pig & call it sven in memory of you

James_Blunt

17-01-2006, 08:57 PM

:LOL: Best flatmates ever

cami säger:
me & jenny decided we're gonna get a guinea pig & call it sven in memory of you
ahhhhhhh! thats sweet!

tjej

17-01-2006, 09:04 PM

ahhhhhhh! thats sweet!
Innit just! I don't believe we've been formally introduced? *waves like a maniac*

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 09:06 PM

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 09:08 PM

Cool,
I saw the movie Casanova, and JAMES BLUNT!!!!:D (i'm sorry he's my muse)

Well, whatever floats le båt and makes you happy :happy: Hey, have we been introduced then? I'm Pelle *offers Swedish handshake*

tjej

17-01-2006, 09:18 PM

Haha, wuuurnderful flatmates innit :LOL:

Enteric coated :LOL: That's quite the mental picture.

Is it a nice city and all then? How's crime and general life, living situation etc.?

Well, we don't have a year abroad as a part of the course, it's just that I could apply for a scholarship and go over to work/study/dick about, but nothing planned. I should do something though, since I don't feel like doing the C-course next autumn. I could always do Polish or something, but I'd rather do something even smaller and unconventional compared to Slavonics...my grammar teacher warned me of doing any Slavonic language when doing the early Rusk courses since you mix things up...ah we'll see. Haha, errrr Shipman. They could turn into Ms. Nightingale or errr Mother Theresa though. (not meaning they could turn Albanian, though that'd be nice)

I still can't wear tight trousers :( I'd do it in a sec if I could. Very well, I shall go shopping again this Saturday. Mmm. I'm also waiting for my Russian military telnyashkas to show up...they'll be beautiful with everything! http://www.russiancombatgear.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=RCGV-0003&x=0&y=0

4 weeks waiting for the camera? Awful :(
Absolutly. :D

Innit!

It's like Manchester, only smaller, more hilly and in Yorkshire... plus it's surrounded by the peak district so I can start fell walking again :D Get in the way of the mountain bikers :D There's less crime than manc I think... but then again that's not 'ard. You should go for it! I'm sure you'll do well in whatever you choose. What other subjects did you enjoy doing at skewel? You could always take up some of them maybe? What level of Russian are you at now then? *bombards with questions*

Pah! Some gay you are then. Can't wear tight trousers indeed. Oooh that top is lovely!

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 09:30 PM

Oh God *smacks self over head with dictionary* Y'know, I've been picturing Bristol in my head when seeing 'Sheffield'. Oh dear :LOL: Now I even remember where it is. Mmmm. Yorkshire is nice. Very nice indeed. Billy Liar nice. :D Fell walking? Hills are nice, I should get over and do a cycling visit innit :D I was average at most at other subjects though, 's only languages for me I'm afraid. I've now done the A-course, B this spring, then I could do C next autumn and D next spring, then try to become a doctor in something. Then you have to be hellishly good though, and you'd have to spend some time over there to be that good I guess. I don't feel like going to uni for the rest of my life either. Errr. Hence my highlife plans :D

:( I know. But Tom Boonen can't wear tight trousers either, and he'd make a terrific gay person. :D Also, I've got confirmation from Mackie that I have potential. <3 Lisa ordered a sleeveless one in light blue, that was really pretty as well. We ordered them Nov. 25 though, one feels they could hurry up a bit. But they're Canucks, what can you expect?

tjej

17-01-2006, 09:41 PM

Haha you pillock! S'about 7 hours away is Brizzle. Errr. Yorkshire's ok... wrong side't Pennines for a Lancy lass tho'. Aye! Get me walking boots out and climb big hills for the hell of it. Ah you had the same problem as me then. You get to a doctorate fast in Sweden! Takes about 7 years here. Ah I quite like the academic life... but I think teaching's calling. :indiff:

Highlife plans are wonderful! You should take advantage of the Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij's cheap flights over there. S'only 400 beans to go out in July.. considering it was about 1500 for the Christmas voyage. Oh man how good would Highlife academies in Ghana be... Wooah.

That man can wear tight trousers any time he likes. You were like Mackie's little whatjemechallit... Sounds nice does that top. Sounds like they run on Ghana time. The philosophy "wait small"

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 09:56 PM

I know :D Nah, embrace the East. You always have your accent to make you different and infinately cooler than all those people over there anyway. Climbing hills sounds like big fun too. Mmmhm. Why don't you take up cycling? You could join one of those clubs with 40 year old beer-necking fat men who think they're practicing for the Tour and spend their time drawing witty cycling comics for Cycling Weekly :D Oh how I love British cycling. So...not glamourous :LOL: 7 years for a doctorate? Oh dear. Maybe you get better at your subjects though :D Academic life sounds nice in Britain where it actually seems to lead to work/different opportunities. I so should skip over.

Mmhmm, if only I weren't so Swedish, scared and easily frightened :LOL: Highlife academies though...mmmmm <3 They'd probably laugh at obruni attempts at the sacred art, so I'm staying out, until I have to go there to search for my lost drummer and bassist.

That's right, but they'd only look good for about 4 seconds before they explode! :LOL: Mackie knew what I wanted to hear <3
Haha, wait small indeed! I wonder how they can use 'holidays' as an excuse when I ordered it 20 days before they even started :LOL:

tjej

17-01-2006, 10:03 PM

Aye, I shall indeed. Once I sort out this whole application process. I've hit a wall :LOL: Yes. My cool accent. You eejit. Nah, cycling... too many painful memories of bike related accidents. :LOL: Yep... 3/4 years for your BA, then another year or 2 to get an MA, then you go on to the PhD, have to get your thesis published/spend forever researching and all. S'why academia is such an institution here. I must admit, our univeristy system is pretty great.

:LOL: Yep. The Ghanaians would probably laugh at you anyway because of Sweden's failed attempts to overthrow the Dutchies and the Portugese.

:LOL: You'd make a rubbish drag queen then. Haha god love that man. Because, Russian Christmas is the 6th Jan innit... that'll be th'excuse.

Krasnojarsk

17-01-2006, 10:14 PM

Haha, is it difficult? In Dutch? :D I declare you not allowed to make statements about accents since you want to learn Gothenburgian. You've clearly crossed a line :D Accidents? Ouch, they're the worst. Ask my two front teeth :D Your system looks pretty good from here too really...every 'serious' academic fail in the regular academic business here, it seems, and always tend to start writing popular science books (which is like selling your soul to hin håle)

:LOL: We did? Oh dear, Sweden and colonies, not a good mix.

:D I would, but drag queen's not my thing. 'S not private school enough. Bloody Russians, when will they learn?

tjej

17-01-2006, 10:30 PM

nah thankfully it's in Dutch... but the tutor who is making me the place offer doesn't know how I should go about filling in the UCAS form, so I'm having to email the department admissions woman... but I don't want to come over too cocky... too formal... too informal. Bah. Plus I may need references and another personal statement. Nightmare.

Haha yep. I lost track the amount of times I went over the handlebars and into nextdoor's swamp thing. Ah a lot of academics end up in shit dead end jobs here too... but there's more scope to stay nestled into a department for all eternity here.

Yep. Failed miserably. Dutchies did a good job, till we came along and kicked them out. Ha!

Not private school enough?! Believe me, every opportunity the 1st XV at my school got they'd go in drag. And you don't get much more highbrow than the first rugby team :LOL:

They'll never learn. That's why everyone still hates them.

Eughhh TV autopsy.

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 12:40 PM

That sounds a right nightmare indeed! Seems us Swedes never have that formal-informal problem, since we all decided to be informal back in the seventies :D (Apart from some fuckwits who still call people 'ni' and capitalise the 'n'. *shudder*) What's the personal statement about?

Haha, that sounds awful. I wonder why one doesn't trip and fall over as much as when we were 5 :LOL: That was a fine age it was. Ah to have blood on the knee caps again. Aaaah. *doesn't want to be a filthy grown-up* I'd quite like to see what it's like to be stuck in a department when you're far overdue for retirement like all them cool babushki and dedushki, but then again...no. :D

Ha, just you wait, if the opposition wins this election, you won't have Göran sniffing around Tone anymore, so prepare for WAR! (Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nuffin'! Say it again!)

:LOL: Oh dear, they did? I always wanted to be a rugby player, now I see why :D

Heggzackly! Even Father Frost. Have you heard about the massive cold they're having? They're saying on the radio their whole electric system might collapse :stunned:

Errrrrrrr :stunned: Real people? You Brits.

Argh rent increased. 2647 kr instead of 2582, now I'll have to fill in my application for state rent subsidies all over again! Plus go to the library to get another copy of the new slip. Aaaaaaargh! *explodes*

tjej

18-01-2006, 01:00 PM

It is a pain. I've become a compulsive email checker for the account I seldom use and all now. Aw that's so nice. Although Teach Yourself Swedish still uses the whole Ni thing. A personal statement is a big ass essay you write about yourself and how wonderful, motivated and dedicated you are as well as doing loads of stuff outside your field. Then you ship it off to universities, and when you get interviews they ask you questions on it. I have my old one knocking around should you ever need a good laugh.

I still do :$ Yep. S'pretty much what most departments are like at unis... or what most teachers at private schools are like.

Haha like Sweden "land of Neutrality 1939, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46 (add nauseum)" could ever be capable of war. :LOL: Göran does love Tone. Shame Tone's too busy with Bush to notice him since this whole constitution thing's been put on a back burner.

:LOL: Yep.

Serves them right really for cutting off gas to everywhere. S'karma that is. Too busy investing in the Mafia and not the people.

Yish! That's a pain. Just claim squatters rights. :D

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 01:24 PM

I bet they get payed for keeping you in suspense innit. They use Ni!? Aaaargh, that's such a shit word. It might be even worse when people write Du though...since they think it's the perfect mix between 17th century submission indication and hippie house occupying lingo. Errrr.
Haha, I shall have to read the statement sometime then :LOL: Shit, I'm glad we don't have to do that, we only have to pass gym basically and we're ready for uni :LOL:

:LOL: Awww bless. Private schools. Errrrr. All I associate with them is pretty much...the headmaster ritual...though that's spot on perhaps?

:LOL: Piss off. We used to own most of the land around the Baltic Sea y'know, back in the day. I bet even the ruddy Brits were afraid of us. Mmmm. :LOL: I know, Göran is like one big love-sick puppy :LOL: I especially love a quote from a quite recent interview, how he felt he's become a 'father figure' for Bush! :LOL:

That's true. I wonder if Ukraine will shut down all their warm домы отдыха to the Russians just to be evil :LOL:

Haha I shall :LOL: But then again they'd never fix my faucet :D

tjej

18-01-2006, 01:32 PM

It's killing me! The fact that everyone has been so nice, positive and supportive.. my cynical self is still saying they'll pull the plug. I'll route it out... I have it saved somewhere. Easy life for you Swedes.

How do you mean 'headmaster ritual'? Ours used to wear a gown and have a special seat in the dining hall... But then most senior staff wore gowns when on duty. So did prefects.

Yeah, back in the day. You Swedes are too scared of what people will think to go pillaging again. :LOL: Like we were ever afraid of you. Last time we got invaded was 1066. Nar har har. Aww I love your prime minister. He looks like you could just... keep him to read stories to.

Haha here's hoping. I know I would.

Squatters don't need faucets!

tjej

18-01-2006, 01:38 PM

The constant theme running through my life has been communication, and hence, I am fascinated by language. One language which has always interested me has been German and from an early age, I have always wanted to take my study of it further. To combine it with Russian I feel would give me valuable skills for the world of work, and hopefully one day help me realise my
ambition of either teaching, or translation. Since embarking on my language A Level courses of both German and French, I have found German literature particularly fascinating and our study of Friedreich Duerrenmatt's 'Der Besuch der Alten Dame' has provided me with essential skills to analyse and understand literature in its original form, and has given me the
knowledge and confidence to tackle some of Franz Kafka's short stories, including 'Das Urteil', Goethe's poetry and even a translation of J K Rowling's 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'. I have also read Nietzsche's 'The Twilight of the Idols' and 'The Anti-Christ' albeit in their English translations. However, it is not just German literature which interests me. I have regular email contact with a German pen pal, who gives me valuable insight into the youth culture of Germany, and also helps me to pick up some colloquialisms
along the way! I subscribe to 'Authentik' a magazine, designed specially for language students, providing information on current affairs in Germany and I regularly watch DW-TV, the German news channel to keep me informed about current events in both Germany and Austria.
I see the incorporation of Russian to my degree as a fantastic challenge, as I have unfortunately never had the opportunity in school to study an Eastern European language, let alone one which uses Cyrillic text, a great contrast to the Western style of writing. As Russia is full of history and culture, I particularly like the aspect of the integrated year abroad as part of the course. As I feel it will provide me, not only with valuable language
experience but also with life experience too helping me feel the culture and history of bothGermany and Russia first hand .
As well as my academic involvements, I am a keen musician, and I have played Clarinet and Piano for many years now. I have performed both in an ensemble and solo before and often help out friends who play piano. I have also taught myself to play guitar, and subsequently bass,
which I have played in an orchestra for school productions. Once a month, I do voluntary workfor a local children's hospice where I help the nurses with tasks and help care for terminally ill children. This work has provided me with valuable interpersonal skills and life experience. I also volunteer most weekends for the local Oxfam Book Shop, which again helps me to interact with others.
Drama, has always been an important part of my school career, and I have taken various Trinity College Speech and Drama exams, and even their Shakespeare exam, where I focused upon the character of Viola from 'The Twelfth Night'. I have also completed group improvisation exams with LAMDA.
I am a member of the school yearbook committee and attend regular meetings for our in school charity 'Village Aid' which provides financial, medical and educational support to Buigiri, a small village in Tanzania. A place which one day I hope to visit.
It is one of my ambitions, to spend time travelling across Europe or Africa and it is my intention to travel the Trans-Siberian railway, along with a visit to Berlin and some of the major cities of Germany during the summer break. This, I hope will provide me with language and cultural experience therefore putting me in the right frame of mind before I embark on my degree course in the autumn.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

I'd say about 60% of that was made up.

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 01:45 PM

Nah, I bet it'll all work out poifectly. Just remember to be nice to them back :D

As in 'belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools, spineless swines, demented minds, Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth, same old suit since 1962' :D

:LOL: Too right! Errr. Awww poor Hastings. Is that all it's known for? God knows it is here :LOL: Göran's so...errrrr. So undefineable. But, he's living the sweet life, since he's married to the chief of Systembolaget :D Ne-ne-ne-nepotism!

Oh no, us squatters need but kettles. I got a jar of mix-in-hot-water coffee from Lisa yesterday. I shall now make a premiere cup. Mmmmhm. Russian stories of Abkhazian ruffians crave these beverages (Nah, kräftor kräva dess drycker, best argument for drinking snaps ever)

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 01:48 PM

:LOL: Is it wrong to laugh at that? I like your albeit though. All we did the last year we did English at school was write formal things like these, and my texts were riddled with the bloody word. Albeit being crap.

tjej

18-01-2006, 01:58 PM

I hope so. *touches wood* I'm aaaaalways nice. Haha.

:LOL: Sounds more like the maths department really...

Yep! Just like we all know the Magna Carta was signed in 1215... but what it was for, no one knows. 1605 Guy Fawkes.. loads of other pointless dates. Haha he's well in there! Perhaps if the other lefty gets in, they may introduce radical alcohol reforms.

Haha, true. Ugh, instant coffee is just wrong. Quick, but wrong. Like coffee mate. Eugh. Very thoughtful of Lisa though :D

Nope, laugh away. I did when reading it back. God forbid I have to write another one "yeah, German's great, Russian's a bit shit.. .can I do Dutch now please?" Albeit is great, along with twixt, furthermore and with regards to it's one of my essential essay phrases.

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 02:29 PM

Sure you are :D

It does? :LOL: I'd quite like to visit then.

Pah Magna Carta, Guy Fawkes, such pseudo-history :D All you need to know is the crowning of Vasa 1523, and the sinking of Vasa 1628. Plus Palme '86 :D Wooo free voootka for all!

Bleugh, that was awful, I managed to put two spoons in. Errrrrr. It smells like a Basque hotel balcony though. Mmmmmmemories. One spoon's not too good either. Errrr. :LOL: Very thoughtful indeed. I did give her my spare pepparkakor though, and they were so much tastier :D

Haha, that's a pickle. Just explain to them that your Russian is perfected, and that you need a proper challenge :D Twixt! Betwixt! I completely forgot that word after school. Mmmmmmmm. My teacher didn't care much for my overuse of it though.

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 02:40 PM

Woo! 600 smackaroonies! Hope I calculated it correctly. Mmm. :D

http://www.fk.se/cgi-bin/bobidr/bobidr.pl?beralt=alt5&bgis1=19008&bgis2=0&hembarn=0&umgbarn=0&boyta=20&bokost=2647

tjej

18-01-2006, 02:52 PM

Bwahaha. I hope they don't ask Ed for a niceness reference.

Oh aye. Mr. Bell (an anagram of his name was raw bellend...) never changed once... then Mr. Ward.. he always wore the same shades of beige... Aww school. There is something about the institution of a private school.

haha it has been duly noted. So long as said vodka is raspberry Absolut, s'all grand.

Was it Nescafe? That stuff tastes like.. I don't know. Ahh such a good relationship you have with your sister :happy: I hope mine and Ed's is as good when he gets big.. if he ever grows.

:LOL: Yep. Pah, what kind of a teacher is that?! I shall have words.

Ooh is that your rent thing? Now spend it on rent and not make up young man.

Mmm I've just made the best salad ever. Shame I had to substitute brie for dairylea.

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 03:04 PM

:LOL: Let's hope they don't indeed. 'Rhiân, we'd love to accept you for our guest professorship, but this ankle swinging thing has become a problem'

:LOL: Aww you witty Brits. After the movie 'If....' I'd have loved to go to a private school to stir up things, but I'd be too scared. All we did was write in teacher evaluations that our French teacher smelled of fish :LOL:

Or Zubróóóóóóówka!

Nescafé Selection yes :indiff: I shall be sticking to tea. A great relationship yes :happy: We've decided to have dinner together for the entire term, and we haven't missed out once :happy:

She was stupid and had an American accent, which is why I cultivated the most working class English one I knew back then :LOL: I guess she only hated me because I was so much better than her at the end of 2nd year, and that I responded to most questions with a perturbed 'yerrrrr innit' :LOL:

Yes, rent subsidies thingie. God love social democrats. Spend it on what? Rhiân, who do you think I am? I would never spend it on makeup, only scarves. The rest of the state apanage goes to the makeup fund though.

Mmmmmmmm salad. Dairlea? Whassat? I've grossly underestimated Strangeways...thinking of people I don't like, singing Unhappy Birthday and doing a barechested Mozzer dance on the floor takes all problems away! :LOL:

tjej

18-01-2006, 03:14 PM

:LOL: yeah. Especially if I'm still doing it when Ed's about 45 :LOL:

Haha. We were terrible. Some of my friends stole clocks from all the classrooms on the last day of term, then in the rivalry with King Teds we egged them... then me and Lucy tried to sell our music teacher on ebay... one year the 6th form taped alarm clocks under chairs in the memorial hall so they'd go off in assembly...

Mmmm.

Bah, vile drink. Yes, never ever leave the tea. It'll love you more than coffee ever will. Aww that's so nice :happy: Do you live very close to her then?

Pah. Vile. Good on y'lad! Do us northerners proud. I'd love to find an EFL teacher in a school abroad. Test their strength. :LOL:

Indeedy :D :LOL: well fair enough then. I shall not question you again.

It's like La Vache qui Rit only... with less flavour and more gooey. S'like the staple diet of anyone under the age of 5. Dairylea sandwiches with no crusts. Mmmm. So good. http://www.brummieblogs.com/Funnies/BrumCode3_files/image008.jpg

:LOL:

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 09:02 PM

You should :D Power should always be practised.

:LOL: Them are terrific pranks innit! I know someone who wrote their class name with hydrochloric acid on the grass outside their school, that's gutsy too :D

Tea feels so much...healthier, coffee's more...stressed American with red meat intestines and gastric ulcers galore...tea's more tweed with leather elbows :D I live about 150-200m away. Watched der Untergang today with her and Erik, such a great film, I can't believe it. And such the beautiful secretary as well. She's Romanian, I stick to the Eastern Europeans it seems :LOL:

You should replace them :D We had a really boring Canadian lady informing those who wanted to do the Cambridge certificates...errrr the dialect. We need some better regular English teachers as well, who wouldn't make us read Newsweek :LOL:

Turns out I have to go to that shopping centre from hell tomorrow...it's all Lisa's fault innit. But I'm not buying anything. Anee-fingg.

Ooh, Lisa's hooked on the laughing cow, she'd like that! Crustless bread though. Errr you Brits :LOL:

tjej

18-01-2006, 09:15 PM

Bwahaha.

Haha! That's brilliant! :LOL: I'll suggest it to this year's Upper Sixth leavers. :LOL:

Tea is much healthier. According to PG wisdom it can be included as part of your 2l of insu a day. :D I tooooooooold you so! Brilliant film. It was all filmed in Leningrad too. Hehe I'll just name you Mr. Ostalgie.

I'll start my own training school. Haha. Cambridge certificate... pah. Newsweek?! Shite, that's worse than The Economist! Private Eye and New Statesman for my lot. Viz for the kids.

Oh you poor thing :LOL:

Oh yeah! It's so much nicer than Laughing Cow cause it doesn't taste like cheese, more... goo and goo. The best sandwich in the world is brown bread with bits in it, mature cheddar cheese and dairylea. Without crusts, of course.

Gah, packing for Manc. HOW is it possible to fit all of my life into a flight case?

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 09:47 PM

You should! I bet it's still there too :LOL: Or at least the new grass should grow around it.

PG must surely be the only known cure both for cancer and several bubonic pandemics <3 In Leningrad? I never would've guessed! Ostalgie is quite right :LOL: People I know still don't see what I see in steely turquoise eyes and dark blonde hair though, preferably with sickly dark eye areas. Errrr. I'm still waiting for the papers proving my being stolen from Poland/Roosha/anywhere in Ost. <- which subsequently means cheese in Swedish. And there's nothing wrong with caws is there? Aaaand the Ciiiiircle of life is complete :LOL:

Haha, you should, set us bloody Swedes straight and save us from the Americans. Cambridge certificates do sound nice...damn me for not giving a shit back then...mmmm...'proficiency' :LOL: Newsweek was horrible, worse was, we had to read all these crappy articles on American superiority (are there any else in that bloody magazine though?). Private Eye, now there's an idea :LOL:

It's awful, apparently Erik has been bugging Lisa and me to get really vamped up, so I'd have to get some posh eyeshadow...errrr. I probably won't though, since I'm bribing Lisa with rum on Friday and in the meantime I'm stealing her makeup. Mmmmhm. Maybe I should look for some curlifying shampoo as well. Frieda's cutting it shine/hue-wise, but not curly-wise...

That sounds terrific! Mmm goo on sandwiches, doesn't get much better than that. Or, freshly baked rolls from a Danish bakery, butter and chemically pink salami. Mmmmmmhm.

Tha'ss aaalways hard innit! You should steal the piano :D

tjej

18-01-2006, 10:03 PM

:LOL: That is great.

You know I think you're right. Since I've moved on in life, mum's gone back to Typhoo. I've got a cup of it now and honestly the bag was in for 5 minutes and it's still weak as milk and water and tastes of death. Bah. It is! I sat through about 18 million hours of DVD extras (for the language, innit) and they basically hired a street in Petrograd and filmed everything there... All th'explosions were real too. Haha yes! I have "Jag heter Pelle och jag *scribble which I've taken to mean smell like* ost" written in my Sweden guide book :LOL:

Perhaps it's your afinity with the underdog. You like the Ossies as much as I like the Jews. No explanation for it, just the great fact of life that no one dare dispute. :D

Haha brilliant! Erik actually sent me a PM on that Last FM thing, saying he refers to you as the boyfriend :LOL: Don't let him down. You should go for shimmer and everything :LOL: They've got a L'oreal curl activating mousse which is pretty good. Makes your hair a bit crispy though.

Oh it is! I've been living off it since coming back from Ghana. It goes well with Salami actually. Goes well with a glass of Star too.

Haha, I dunno if I'll be able to take the pianner on the train tomorrow... What with my hugely sized flight case and all. Jesus.. I have to take about 4 months of clothes in a case that I use for a weekend break... Where's the justice? Granted I could take a suitcase... but that's not the point!

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 10:48 PM

Haha, that's tough, Typhoo was all we drank on the Shetlands, and I loved it :LOL: But then again I was younger and stupider. Foreign language DVD's are best when there are long interviews in stupid languages :D This movie actually made want to take up German...war movies have done that to be before, but not like this. Too bad I'm too lazy/slavonificated. Plus, German practically is Swedish, with only some added ge- and -ung, 'aus' instead of 'ut' and some randomly added s's after certain words.. Easy life. Haha, are you sure it's not 'gillar'? :LOL:

:LOL: That sounds a good explanation really! Also explains my affinity with Macclesfield and Lincoln :LOL:

He did? :LOL: He never said! Yes, we're *like this*. Shimmer, errrr. I've been experimenting with some eyeshadow tonight, but all I get is 'dirty' :LOL: Looks Polish enough though. (Not with 'turqoise' effect though. How the hell do those people do it? Or do they actually have turquoise eyes? I swear I'm asking the next one I see :LOL: ) Too bad them liquid eyeshadows have to be so bloody heggspensive. I'm thinking of getting some kind of applicator/brush though, since they're cheap as. Curl activating mousse? Ooh I shall look for it tomorrow! My hair need all the help it can get it seems. Errr.

Mmmm goo and a glass of Star, that's all I shall be asking for when I play them Takoradi night clubs :LOL:

Could be difficult yes. Hmm. I had to take a shitload of clothes home in plastic bags, bumishly enough (then again we were poshly taken back by car, so it doesn't count) Take the suitcase though! Be bold! :D

Y'know, I actually just did 20 min of studying. I deserve a 20h break. Plus, I have to be up and ready by 11 tomorrow. Where is the justice?

tjej

18-01-2006, 11:03 PM

SHAME ON YOU! Never admit to liking Typhoo. S'vile. Like Liptons. Bah. My dad actually showed me the correct way to squeeze a teabag with string the other week. S'well fun! I think when (if) I ever get my camera back, I'll do an illustrated guide to tea drinking. Deutsch ist doch einer fantastische Sprache. Ein Leben ohne Deutsch... You need to see Das Experiment, Die Fetten Jahren Sind Vorbeia and... Lola Rennt now. Wonderful. Aus, out uit ut... Mmm gotta love them germanics. <3 I have no idea what it is. It's like.. line, line squiggle line line... :LOL:

Spot on! Haha you need to download some of The Mac Lads then.

:LOL: Yep. Prolly didn't say anything cause he was dishing dirt on you... Oh the stuff I found out :LOL: Have you tried using a little bit of water to apply eyeshadow? It works sooooooo well with MAC and Urban Decay ones. Mmm. Then you can use it as an eyeliner too :happy:

You canny get Dairylea in Ghana :'( Haha Takoradi night clubs... just one. Paragon. Certainly not a Highlife place at all. But if you like prostitutes, the Africa Beach crowd can be found there...

No! I'm being stubborn! Pah. Taken back by car. I could've had that luxury if I'd been arsed to go back today... I'm too big an independent traveller. :LOL:

Back at l'oony tomorrow then? Or is this a painfully early start for your Einkaufenlaufen? Ooh I like that word. *writes to Düden to make them include it*

TV autopsy.. WHY do I keep watching this. Ugh. Times like this I wish I'd asked for a general anesthetic for my tooth op next month. *vomits*

:LOL: Channel 4 drama about Tony Blair the rockstar. :LOL:

Krasnojarsk

18-01-2006, 11:25 PM

:( I hate it now, I repent, repent! :LOL: An illustrated guide would be sorely needed. I still think I do the PG/Earl Grey thing wrong in some way, I think I may be leaving the bags in there for too short a time...hmmm. Nooo Lola rennt, I hate that film :$ Don't ask me why, but I do...'s just that all of Germany is mostly target for striking wit and sarcasm in Sweden, and it's kinda hard to take them seriously :LOL: Sounds like my writing anyway :LOL: Well, 'luktar' would be 'smell', and 'gillar' would be 'like'. What on Earth induced me to write such crap anyway? :LOL:

The Mac Lads? As long it's nothing bad about Macclesfield, since that town is spotless.

I'm sure he did :D Out with it! I actually thought of trying some water, just though it'd make it too runny. I shall try it. At the moment I only have some cheap H&M one though, since I gave my Clueless one to Lisa. I'm thinking brown eyeliner is the one for me though, after all, plus brown mascara. I've been using black for some time, and brown's just...better with blue.

You can't? Evil! Haha, I shall avoid Takoradi and save myself for Accra then :D

Ah silly you! Is British rail really that good? :LOL:

Naah, uni starts on the 24th, it's the Einkaufenlaufen early tomorrow yer. Haha, that word is fabulous! :LOL: Argh they've said it's going to be hellishly cold tomorrow or soon...with snoooow an' all that. Aaaargh.

:LOL: Turn it oooorrff! Is it a popular show? Damn you Brits and your excellent TV schedules <3

tjej

18-01-2006, 11:38 PM

There we go. Good. Now don't, do it, again. *nods* It will be wrong, because I sent you teabags. You can only do the mix with leaf tea. Tea bags are alot like instant coffee. A quick, working class alternative to the finer things in life. Y'know, I've never actually seen it. I keep meaning to, just like I keep meaning to watch that Fucking Åmål. Haha nice to see that attitudes towards Deutschland are the same Yerp wide. I dunno... but I've written "my name is Lenin and I smell like cheese" there too. Hmmm. Had we been drinking, perchance?

A very vulgar band from Macclesfield my father likes. I've never been to Macclesfield. It strikes me as being like Wigin.

Oh, I couldn't possibly tell. It's far too juicy. *sniggers* :LOL: *hopes paranoia will set in* Yeah, just make your application thingy a little bit damp then you'll be amazed at how different a look you get. Brown and blond is also a good look. I canny believe your H&Ms do makeup... hamazing.

Good man. Accra is fantastic. Although you'd have to speak Ga or Twi there... which is rubbish.

Oh yeah! I can guarantee that tomorrow I'll be sat on my suitcase in the only space by the stinking toilet on the train... damn commuter trains.

Oooooh. Easy life. Wear a scarf! And mittens!

It's not on today, tomorrow. :D Excellent TV? If autopsies and Celebrity Big Brother is excellent TV... then.. strike me down.

:LOL: Boudewijn de Groot singing in English is so funny. Captaiiin Deckerrrrrr... flying Duuuutchmaaaan.

Krasnojarsk

19-01-2006, 02:57 PM

*Says 5 Ave Maria* I thought the mix tasted quite good though, but maybe I'm just ruined from drinking other teas all my life. Fucking Åmål is really funny, especially if you know Swedish. I haven't seen it for haaages though! I should watch it again really. I feel so sorry for Tyskland, feels like you're travelling twenty years back through time when you pass the border from Denmark :LOL: Drinking? Us? Nooo. Not that I can recall.

:LOL: Every town with it's own vulgar band must surely be vile!

Very well, I shall ask him next time I see him. *looks over shoulders and carries knife* I bought some brown and some white eyeliner today, it's actually quite nice. (I need bigger eyes, hence the white. Mmmm.) Lisa bought so much more than me though, I managed with only a top from H&M and Topshop. Mmmhm. Oh and a black silk scarf with small white dots from the latter shop too! (Plus an eyeliner application thingie)

Nooo I bet they're amazing! :D I thought you liked twi?

You'll have to tell me how it went! :happy:

It didn't get very cold today, thank God. No mittens, only scarf :(

Haha, very well, I shan't be stating further opinions on English TV, I bet it's crap :LOL:

:LOL: I can imagine! Ooooh I got my latest Ebay find in the mail today, a DVD filled with rare Smiths recordings and bootlegs...mmmm *drools*

tjej

19-01-2006, 04:09 PM

Let it be a lesson to you. Ah it could be that. But you've not tasted real tea until it's been made properly. Shame Sid's dead really, that man was the best tea maker in the world, ever. Infact, when I was a baby, rather than putting milk in my bottle, he'd put tea in it :LOL:

:LOL: :LOL: Nah, he said nowt bad at all. I just thought I'd make you squirm for a bit. :happy: Ooh sounds like a productive shopping day :happy: That's right, try and shift the spotlight onto Lisa to justify your spending :LOL:

Twi's ok, it gets you by if you don't speak the local dialect, but being an honorary Fante, I have to stay loyal to my tribe. :D My doctor in Blackpool's a Ga though. S'all in the facial scars.

I'm not leaving till six now. I've been sat at home all day waiting for phonecalls from the Higher Education tutor at my old school. Turns out I can still do my UCAS through them WOOOO! Now to write another personal statement...

It really is shite. Except for Richard and Judy.

Ooh lucky you :happy: I can never be arsed with bootlegs... Terrible, I know. But you always get some idiot talking loudly andspoiling them.

Krasnojarsk

19-01-2006, 09:51 PM

:LOL: Tha'ss the way to properly raise a Brit innit! You shall have to make me tea someday, so that my conversion from coffee can be completed.

Squirming is fun :D Very productive indeed, once again I got away with size 10 tops :happy: So, blue/white/turqoise stripy top and Clinique Simply, that's the best spring combination thus far! Must be the breast milk in the perfume :LOL:

So is Fante a language as well? In that case you're absolutely correct, loyal to your tribe's the only thing to be.

Ah, so are you going to use the old statement and change Rusk to Dutch? :D

You'd find no consolation in Sweden then :indiff: At least you get the brrrrilliant comedy series every once in a while innit. Mmmmhm.

It's quite sad being excited over a bad recording of Joyce sitting alone and banging his drums along to some barely audible bass line for 10 minutes :LOL: I had most of the concerts before though, only got some new soundchecks and studio outtakes. Mmmhm. 'S like a drug. And actually they're not screaming too much at Smiths concerts, them fans were pretty well behaved :LOL:

tjej

19-01-2006, 09:59 PM

Absolutly! It would explain why I can't go a day without a mug of tea. Haha, well if you're not too busy in April when I'm on my jaunt, I'll bring tea and show you how it's done. Then you'll understand.

Hehe. Ah wonderful! Breast milk in perfume? Eh?!

Yep, there's about 21 official languages in Ghana. It's madness, so Twi is like the generic one.

Nah, I'm writing another one. It's all about Boudewijn, Nijntje and De Tweeling :LOL: you can laugh at this one when I'm done, if you so wish. Oooh, I don't suppose you happen to have the Dutch version of Cornelis Vreeswijk's Veronica do you? (so I can namedrop him in my statement too :LOL: )

I liked the Swedish news we watched on the ferry, cause it was all subtitled when foreign people spoke :D So when old Tone was on, it was just like being at home and watching S4C only with Swedish subtitles instead of Welsh ones.

Hehe yep, yes it is. Ahh they were well behaved because they were all probably too busy crying or self harming :happy: Not like those violent bastard of Morrissey fans. Grrr. Bastards.

Krasnojarsk

19-01-2006, 10:24 PM

It would indeed! Haha, a proper step to step introduction into the wonderful world of tea. Mmmmmhm.

At least Lisa told me they put it in...not real one obviously, but some chemical thing. Must be why my ovaries are twitching :LOL:

Woo nice! It's like Spain, why learn Spanish when you can do Català? :D

:LOL: Haha, I shall have to take a look yes! I'm searching the computer at the moment, but it's only coming up with Swedish stuff...at least you can put him in there just for what he's given the Swedish people. Mmmm. You could also say, if you ever want to take up Swedish in Sheffield, that you aspire to be as good as him in our wonderful language, since he's so much better than most Swedes :LOL:

:LOL: Isn't it pretty? They have Welsh subtitling though? Wicked cool! :D Make TV easy to watch with sound off subtitles do.

That's probably right innit :LOL: Have Morrissey fans wronged you? They weren't too bad back in '02, but that was when he was still cool. :D (Though there's a rumour spreading here he might be coming to Sweden in April...I'm so there, since last time we were sat at the top, in the back of an ice hockey arena with me having glandular fever/a cyst in the neck which put me a bit off focus :LOL: )

tjej

19-01-2006, 10:35 PM

I made Leonie have a tea lesson when she was over. It's only just that the joy is spread to Sweden. Plus then I can show you the propah way to squeeze a teabag with a string :D

That's so bizare! I wonder if they lace all perfumes with like Oestrogen or something. :LOL:

Absolutly!

Excellent! See, it takes an immigrant to be better at a language than the natives. Shame that doesn't quite go for English... then again, if you compare some to Blackpool dialect, then yes.

It is indeed! Yeah! It's compulsary apparently. 888 for English subtitles, 889 for Welsh ones :D Except Pobol y Cwm, which just has English ones you can't get rid of.. .which is good cause they all speak South Walian on that.

Yes. Yes they have. There was a fat dyke with a quiff who kept jumping on my toes during his Glastonbury set in '04. God had I not been jammed next to about 60 million other people, I would've smacked her. Possibly. Should've seen Orbital... Ouch that sounds nasty. Eeh, I hope he goes over in June or something. I don't want to have to share 4 hours on a plane full of Morrissey fans. There are so many here in Manchester who live here because they're obsessed. Gah. Gets me goat it does. Why the hell do we say 'it gets me goat'? *ramble* I think watching Ricky Gervais this evening has worn off on me.

Krasnojarsk

21-01-2006, 01:20 PM

Y'did? The tea missionary innit. I'm quite enjoying a few cups of Earl Grey now when studying, but I have a feeling it could be better :D Hmm, I'd have to get some powdered milk...hmmm. I wonder if they have that in the Polish store...

I'm sure they do :LOL: That would explain a lot.

It does indeed, I hope to be correcting mr. Putin's aspect mistakes in a few decades :D

That is so cool, I wonder if we can do that in Jönköping where they have BBC Prime...but I'm guessing it's all in stupid Swedish. Guess what, speaking of Cymraeg, me and Lisa are planning on taking a small 5 point course together (one term is 20 points) on 'A language differing a lot from Swedish: Celtic languages' or something like that...which is the closest thing to a Welsh class I'll ever get :LOL: I hope my Rusk doen't collide with it, since it'd be quite wicked.

:( :indiff: I nearly threw up at a club yesterday when people started singing along to the Smiths (never, ever, ever play the Smiths to bloody 'indie' kids on a dancefloor. Especially not from Strangeways. Errrrr) What disturbs me most about most of the Smiffs and Morrissey 'fans' I've met though is that they say they despise rockabilly, funk, country and probably highlife when that's all what The Smiths are...errrrrr. Gets me goat? :LOL: Faaaabulous!

My phone isn't working, such a bloody nuisance. Oh, thanks for the Boudewijn song, 's great! I never heard him sing in English afore I don't think. I shall send you a song in return in a sec. Mmmmmmmmhm so good. Mmmm playing This Charming Man on bass is so much fun, but I don't want to turn into a bass player :LOL:

tjej

21-01-2006, 01:32 PM

Mona

21-01-2006, 11:15 PM

POWDERED MILK?

Pelle, you are a disgrace to the Swedes! :eek: HEATHEN!

Mona's tea:
Boil water.
Put teabag (Russian Earl Grey) in cup.
Pour water over.
Take out teabag.
Pour some milk. No too much.
Sugar if you like.

DONE.

And yes.. Läkerol. MMMM.

Krasnojarsk

22-01-2006, 08:38 PM

Powdered milk... in TEA?! JUST when I thought you were doing so well and getting the hang of how to make a proper brew, you go and suggest powdered milk! :stunned: Next you'll be telling me you use filmjölk or worse still, you add fresh milk before adding the tea. *shakes head*

Haha, perhaps. Maybe HRT for the over 40s isn't actually a drug, but more a quick spray from the Clinique counter.

I'm sure you will be!

Ah, possibly. I wonder if you could tune in to S4C Digidol... You could watch Planed Plant Bach then! Wil Cwac Cwac :D Oooh that's wonderful! Is it like some "we Scandinavians are sorry for all we did to the poor Druids back in the day, so we shall now teach the masses Celtic, so they can apologise for all their wrongs to Rhian's people" type course?

Ouch! They always play the Smiffs in Jenx in Blackpool. People tend not to sing, more, flail their pints around like flowers... :LOL: Ahh Smiffs 'fans'. So suicidal. So narrow minded :happy:

Throw it at a wall. S'what I did with my old one... gave it an extra 10 minutes of life before totally packing up... No worries. S'quite amusing really. Hehe, nowt wrong with being a bass player. They have that command of respect and efortless cool... :D

:( Rhiân, Mona, sorry, the only reason I want powdered milk is that I live about fourty nautical miles from my kitchen, and I cannae be arsed to walk out there half naked every half hour. Errrr. :D I shall never wrong you again, I hope <3

Haha, that's probably true :LOL: I wonder if you can smell the breast milk though...it's a bit sweet, yet quite the odd scent. Hmmm.

Wil Cwac Cwac sounds lovely :happy: Y'know, I think the course is exactly that! Lisa just told be they have classes in quite inopportune hours...when I'm doing Rusk...I hope I'm free on Fridays so I could take one class a week at least...this is too good to slip out of my fingers.

Errrr, sounds lovely :D Mmmm narrow mindedness. So 2000.

Problem is it's my house phone, and it looks too fragile :D It still isn't working though. Errrr. I hope I can gain some respect from my housemates by playing bass too loudly in the night. Mmmm 's heaven.

Two whole days, of studying, spending yesterday evening with Catherine Deneuve and mr. Polański and tonight with Audrey Hepburn, after an exhausting trip to Topshop resulting in an oh so comfy white acryl scarf, made me quite happy <3 How're you then? And how's Mona?

tjej

23-01-2006, 01:53 AM

Ah fair enough, but still. Mini fridge is your solution there my dear! Or at least UHT... OR, hang a pint of milk out of your window in a carrier bag.

I used Clinique Happy to mask the smell of sick that Henry Hoover blasted into my room yesterday... I couldn't help but think about boob juice.

It was absolutly wonderful. Almost as good as Superted in Welsh. Oh that's rubbish, I'd skip Russian for it... but then again that's me.

:D Actually, we met an awesome Morrissey fan at the Teddy Thompson gig tonight. He bought drinks for us and everyfin!

Aaaaaaah. House phone?! Woah, living the life there sir! I'm sure you will do. More respect for that than drum 'n bass in the wee small hours.

Sounds wonderful! I'm absolutly radiant. Ready to face a massive cramming session for Wednesday's exam on Tuesday, essay due for Thursday... Leeds on Friday.. UCAS form to send off... Still, the wife's here and we baked a cake together. Which was nice. :D Studying and Screen Sirens aside, how are you? More importantly, how's the perm?

Krasnojarsk

23-01-2006, 08:14 PM

A mini fridge sounds great, but the stupid bloody Skåne milk cartons are so tall! Errr. A bag out the window sounds nice, but frozen milk isn't exactly my idea of fun (if it's not shaken and mixed with strawberry/chocolate)

:LOL: It's hard not to obsess about it, is it not?

Mmmm Welsh TV...we've decided not to take the classes though...since I got my schedule at the institution in advance today, and I'll have my hands full, plus a few other's hands, that's a lot of hands, so it's not very appropriate. Plus, there's an oral exam/report, and I'm too crap at general grammar to analyse all the strange w's :D

He did? Wow, there must be nice Mozzer fans out there after all! :happy: Did you enjoy the concert then?

I had to buy a new one today :indiff: I'll have to charge it for 10h, so no calling, though I was quite giddy to phone someone up in celebration. :D Trummor och bas...errrrrrr.

That's quite the filled schedule! Cake must surely lift some stress off too. Mmmmm. What kind of cake was it? Bought some aqua/turquoise eyeliner today in my neverending search for aqua eyes...I saw a pretty girl with a great aqua cardigan/white shirt mix, which looked fabulous, but of course those cardigans are nowhere to be found. Errrrr. The perm is as dead as always, except for directly after the shower. I still haven't written the hairdressers though.

Hmmm, I start school at 9.15 tomorrow. Is the sun even up by then? And how come I haven't been up that early since...forever :'(

tjej

23-01-2006, 08:30 PM

Pah! You'll never make a tea drinker at this rate. I discovered this morning when parting with the wife at the station that Starbucks Coffee isn't named Starbucks Purveyors of Fine Teas for a very good reason. It's impossible to squeeze a teabag with a wooden stick... and the tea... oh dear.

Absolutly! Makes me wonder what they've put in Johnson's baby shampoo to make it stop smelling like babies and start smelling like intensive care units. Still, it makes your hair so divinely soft... and it's cheap :D

Aw that's a shame. Busy semester ahead then? Seems all institutions pile on the work for this one. I just hope Sheffield like my new statement so I can slack a bit :LOL:

He was lovely! The concert was fantastic. He has such an amazing voice. We got chatting to a few members of the band after the gig (mainly the bassist who just plonked himself down at our table and ate the cake) but Teddy was an absolute wanker. It's a shame his ego is bigger than his talent.

Bah rubbish! At least you have a housephone though. Man what I wouldn't give! Having said that, just speaking to relatives once a week for hours is nice enough. :happy: Oh c'm on! Trummor och bas är AMAZING.

Mmm. I've not yet been to bed since I woke up yesterday morning, save for when I dozed off for some of Together earlier. At least UCAS is almost done now and I've started on manner of articulation and got the academic papers I needed.. WHILST taking my wife to the station and visiting the nurse, reading and stuff. I feel... envigorated. Could be the fatigue talking.

Oooh I bet that looks really good! They've got some amazing cardigans in H&M here at the moment, just keep searching the rails. Or have a trip to your nearest Monsoon/Oasis shop. I got a great purpley one t'other day. So warm too. Swedes sure do know how to make knitwear :D You should send them hate mail. :D

Oh dear! However early mornings are better... you get so much more day to enjoy! Morning has broooooooooooooooooooken...

tjej

23-01-2006, 08:33 PM

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d160/fraktionschef/Cakesploits/Wifeysvisit009.jpg

The bidet cake. :D

As you can see, it's mainly goo and chocolate chunks.

Krasnojarsk

23-01-2006, 09:16 PM

I know :( I'll have to learn to differ between nice and bad teas...since I certainly wouldn't spot a bad cup of tea as I spot a bad cup of coffee. I thought Starbucks would make an extra effort in Britain though...

Cheap hygiene stuff for kids is probably the best really...I've been thinking of getting some Barnängen lotion or shampoo...but it's not fruity, nor is it John Frieda, nor is it overpriced, so no thank you :D

Really, really busy. But, we get to do accentology in a few months, which must surely be so much fun! So how does it work, can you just neglect this semester, or do you have to finish it/pass it still? Reason says you should have to, but who knows? I hope the statement was ridiculousy ostentatious! :D

That seems to be a recurring problem with good musicians :rolleyes: Band members joining the crowd, I like that! Did you have to buy them pints? :D

But it's so cheap and plastic! Or do you not have a telephone jack in your room? So you never get to have private conversations then? I would never survive something like that. Especially not if they're as nosy as my neighbours are. :D Trummor och bas is too 1999 for me, sorry dear :( The musical style mind, not the instruments themselves :D

Wow, that's impressive! Together? The movie? Errrr...invigorated after that is also quite the achievement, I woke up at 12 today, and I'm more tired than a pregnant ferret.

The eyeliner doesn't quite work like I want it to, it looks quite nice mixed with white though. Hmm, I've been to H&M, all they have is...stripey things I'd like, but the necks are too wide...and no aqua stuff anywhere, save for some really thick, really lady-like sitting by the fire chic cardigans/thick sweaters, which isn't exactly me...hmm. Haha, hate mail sounds tempting, but according to a girl I talked to at the club t'other day (Erik had hyped the perm to her, and she was dissapointed :D), they may very well offer me a voucher for a new perm, since they did it wrong/misinformed me. What's more important, I'd quite like to know whether it was me who fucked it up, wrong shampoo or something, or them.

Early mornings are better yes, but it sucks having to go to bed earlier. Well, hopefully a tad earlier, I'm not going too soon, I hope. What's your average time to start this semester? Or don't you know yet?

That cake looks faaaaabulous! :happy: Mmmm bidet <3 Clever. Is it written in bacon cubes? :LOL:

tjej

23-01-2006, 09:39 PM

Well should I find you at easter, I will give you the full tea education. Including Sainsbury's Basics teabags, which are just the lowest of the low. I'd sooner prostitute myself to afford PG than drink that shite.

I've gone into a complete regression back to my childhood today. I bought baby shampoo, Iodine and TCP. My room now smells like doctors surgery. But it reminds me of being 4 again and randomly falling off everything, into everything and cutting everything. :D All I need is some of mum's Rive Gauche perfume and I'm good to regress fully. I'd forgotton just how much TCP stings on open wounds though. Yow.

Mmm sounds like mine. We've got a literature module with three books we have to do. Well basically, if/when I get my 100% in at Sheffield letter, this year then becomes pointless, because my application to there is based on my A Level grades and I'll be starting 1st year again, just for ease of use, rather than carrying over my 120 credits which I would've done had I been transferring, rather than re-applying. The statement was a tad more relaxed this time. I mean, you can read it if you want... S'nowt special.

Tell me about it. Blahddy tosser. Martha Wainwright was so much nicer. She's got more cause for an ego having the family she does. No pints, they had cake instead. As did most people at the Night&Day :LOL: Even the bar staff. And people on the bus on the way home...

Nope, no telephone. Just the LAN hole. And two plug sockets. We've got a phone on the corridoor, but there's naff all privacy with that, so we stick t'mobiles. Innit. Or Skype. When my father FINALLY gets the hang of it. :LOL:

Yep. I'm like a woman posessed. I think I'm going to hit the wall soon though. So at 11, bed and reading I think. 12?! You lazy get! Yeah the film. S'quite funny.

Ahh you're so picky! I bet it looks just great. Have you tried the Topshop webshite? They usually have some great stuff. Or the Miss Selfridge/Warehouse websites... ah that girl sounds quite well informed.

Tis true. Just do what I do and live on your nerves. That way you only really need about 3 hours sleep a night. I'm not sure. I know that my 9am Reading German seminar on a Thursday will be gone forever, which is nice. So maybe only one 9am.

It was vile. SO gooey and sugary. Cami didn't get it for ages, bless the stupid Frenchie. Hahaha no! It's chocolate! Although bacon could've worked...

Krasnojarsk

24-01-2006, 04:02 PM

You shall have to...I regressed into Lipton Blackcurrant and Strawberry just now :$ I did try to make it up with some PG though, which is horse-lengths better (as we say). Mmmhm.

Awww that sounds great! I had such the urge for liquorice cough medicine t'other day...one should have colds more often...mmmmm...I only have suicidal grown-up medication at home :indiff: (I.e. paracetamol). What's TCP though?

Mmmmm I could do with a semester like that. I'm sure 99% of the students would enjoy studying more if only they could relieve a bit of pressure. I'm sure they'll love you in Sheffield, no need for ostentatiousness. :D

I always imagined everyone in that family must be so nice :happy: Cake? What's with the cake?

Skype, pah, I loathe it mainly because there's a friend of mine here has it, and I never manage to ring him up properly, so he gets to decide when to ring, which is so unfair :D Thank God he's not a drunk caller though.

Up at 7.15 today I was, pretty duktigt to say so myself. You muuust sleep though. Then again you're not as gruesomly old as me, so I'm sure you kids get by. Mmm I love that film...it's so...my dad :LOL: (not in the hippie aspects, but everything else)

I know :( Topshop won't ship to Sweden, the ffwls, so I sit browsing the site knowing I'll never get to try out those great silk/lace dresses :LOL: I hope our Russian shirts get here soon enough, so that my clothing cravings will be silenced for a bit.

One 9am...mmmm. I found out today we won't be having Mondays off, so there goes my plan for a four day weekend :D

Vile? Nooo how could it have been? Frenchies seem slow in general. Except for the cool banlieue people. Argh my mobile's dead from the cold again! I should use Nokia, since they've got to be made for Nordic winters :D Now it won't even turn on. Sod the surrounding world then, I have to study. Mmm.

tjej

24-01-2006, 04:20 PM

Oh bloody hell! Do you need anymore teabags yet? PG have a limited edition blend on at the moment, I was tempted, but... stuck to what I know.

Mmm. Cough medicine. TCP (or tom cat's piss...) is an antiseptic that smells so, so clinical. It's wonderful. It's that smell you get in hospitals. Assuming Swedish hospitals smell like British ones. Stings like hell when you put it on cuts, but it clears them up so quickly. Works a treat on spots too.

Absolutly! I hope they do...

They are! My flatmate was saying she gave Rufus a banana once. Well, we took the cake we baked to the gig (cause it's in a cafe bar place) for Cami, and then offered it around at the end. Teddy was really rude when we offered him a piece so we're all bitter.

Haha! I hate phonecalls out of the blue. I never know what to say. Ah drunk callers are the best! I'm guilty of that quite alot.

Indeed! That is true, I've still got hair and me own teeth and so on. Good day back then? It's fantastic! I love that Lasse bloke, and the other one who wants to talk about the revolution all the time.

Then ship it to my flat and I'll post it over, you ffwl! Although I do draw the line at forwarding dresses to you. Unles they're for your sister. I wouldn't want your family to hate me for supplying drag to their son...

Ouch.

Nah, it wasn't. Just really sickly. It's because they spend so much time smoking. Ah rubbish! Then I doubt you will have got my thank you text expressing my most HUGE THANK YOUS and eternal gratefulness and adoration for the dictionary and grammar! :D :D :D :D :D :D I owe you serious! Turns out Cami's been hiding the 'please collect your parcel' slip for a good week or so. Nokia's are great. They give you the å and they bounce! Studying destroys your soul. I still have the IPA to learn...

but yes, thank you so much for the stuff! Anything you want/need in return, just yell. :D

tjej

24-01-2006, 04:31 PM

Shit, I put an apostrophe before the s in a plural. I'm turning into a Dutchie.

Mona

24-01-2006, 09:11 PM

Oh how incredibly lovely.

I've been listening to the same song over and over again this evening. Cornelis Vreewijk really knows how to do it. Now I've even learned Balladen om Fredrik Åkare och Cecilia Lind. Woo go me!

Okay so school is shite, I'm pretty much alone (and that's what I prefer) and it has actually improved my guitarskills since every break I go and play guitar in our auditorium. Shitloads of fun. Sitting there, all quiet and beautiful.

I just had filmjölk, tea and knäckebröd with cheese. Holländsk Gouda, best cheese there is. Mmmm..
And I am i love with Russian Earl Grey. That tea is addictive. And it gets my stomache going but you probably didn't need that kind of imformation.

If anyone of you two got anything with Cornelis, send me, please?

And I jus discovered I'm bleeding! Must've scratched my arm somewhere. Ew.

Krasnojarsk

24-01-2006, 10:23 PM

No thanks, all is fine and dandy on the tea front over 'ere, I'm thrifty when it comes to the pointy bag goodness. Mmmmhm.

I love clinical smells, I love hospitals just for the ambience. Maybe it's because I associate it with my mother bribing me with stuff down the hospital cafeteria, Lord only knows :LOL:

A banana? Ooh I'm impressed! Did she get it signed? Bastud Teddy though, you should've mashed it in his face.

Isn't it annoying? Especially the usual scenario with a girl I know who always, always phones me up when I feel a good boy for actually sitting down and studying, really getting into the text or whatever, and rrrrring! :LOL: Like a bloody stopwatch she is. Drunk callers though...they're funny if you hear what they say, and it's all soppy and maudlin, but when it's the screaming 'where are you, let's fucking drink yeeeeeer *distorting signal* woooo', it's not even half as charming :LOL:

Yes you do. <3 Mmmm Lasse. I quite love the docile red-bearded guy, since he's oh so much like me when I was younger :LOL: Awww.

Aww thanks, I shall think about it. No small-flowery shirts in at the moment though. Hmmm. What's wrong with dresses? I wear nylon/polyester tights in the summer, isn't that the same?

Nah, you don't owe me anything (la la laaaaa) :happy: Jag hoppas att ordboken inte är för svensk :D Mmmm å. We get that with Siemens too you know, so I'm not convinced yet. Bounciness does souund intriguing though. IPA errrr. In Rusk it's vile. I'd kill to do an easy language with a non-scary country and only one case, though it'd break my heart in the long run.

Mona, glad that you're making progress on la guitare, hope you're enjoying it :happy: I think I've got a lot of Cornelis, I can gaymail you later should I have the time soon. I could give it a shot when I'm through reading about fucking pelicans. Don't bleed too much, it could kill you. Have you heard Tältet by Jacob Hellman? He's such a great artist it's ridiculous. It's crap that I don't have his record ripped though. Errrr.

tjej

24-01-2006, 11:19 PM

Well let me know when the supplies are low!

Absolutly! Haha! What a mother!

Nah, she just gave it to him apparently. Bless her. Grrrr Teddy.

See that doesn't happen here too often. As I know roughly what time people will phone :D But when it does... gah. I've not drunk phoned/had a drunk call for ages. I guess I'm letting the side down.

Hehe, he reminds me alot of my friend Fisher. Aww Fisher. Not seen him in ages.

There's nowt wrong with dresses, but they should be for girls only I'm afraid. Haha tights. Wonderful.

Pah. I shall think of something sir! Still, I have the PERFECT excuse to do the 10 credits Swedish module next year now though. :D We were reading the dictionary in the kitchen earlier. Cami speaks... interesting Swedish :LOL:
Pah. Nokias get... well they bounce. I decided to stop studying hours ago, and my flatmates and I recorded the Home and Away themetune using cardboard tubes and beer bottles. I have to send you the MP3. It's wonderful. :D I can imagine how awful Russian IPA is. S'bad enough in English/Germs.

Mona

25-01-2006, 08:49 PM

Mona, glad that you're making progress on la guitare, hope you're enjoying it :happy: I think I've got a lot of Cornelis, I can gaymail you later should I have the time soon. I could give it a shot when I'm through reading about fucking pelicans. Don't bleed too much, it could kill you. Have you heard Tältet by Jacob Hellman? He's such a great artist it's ridiculous. It's crap that I don't have his record ripped though. Errrr.

Of course I am enjoying it. I've actually almost learned Cecilia Lind, but there are about a million versions of that song. I found a rather easy one. Pelicans? Haha, oh dear. Yes, I think I lost about 2 litres of blood. I'm all blue. :rolleyes: If I die, then better off that way. Today a girl that's quite cool in my class made this psychoanalysis. She said I was hyper/melancholic and that there was a thin line between the two. I agree. I swear, I choked in the classroom. I was about to just lay down and wait for death to arrive but instead I hit the wall, got all dizzy and laughed in a exhausted way.
Somewhere between depressed and easily amused.

Yeah, we had this evaluation today with our historyteacher. Just to see where we lie and if we're doing well. And since my essay on the British invasion of Syria was the most important thing in the course he judged a lot depending on what I'd have written there.

Rhian I want to marry you, since he told me I was one of the best in class. He loved my thesis on how it all was over oil and economical gain to the British Empire and my critique and my idea of the history repeating itself.
RHIAN, I HEREBY DECLARE MY LOVE FOR YOU. Thank you so much for helping out with the structure and stuff. Thankyouthankyou.

tjej

25-01-2006, 11:02 PM

Haha Mona, all I did was change a couple of words and move full stops about. The real content, labour and work was all your doing, so technically it's all your fault you did so well :)

Now excuse me, I'm going to go and die a phonetics related death and cry over my impending 2,000 word essay on the theme of illiteracy in Der Vorleser.

Then I shall soak my wounds of melancholy in TCP and drown my sorrows with a cup of scalding hot PG.

Oh woe betide the day... woe.

tjej

26-01-2006, 06:55 PM

Best way to tackle an essay: Get drunk. I've come up with some very profound thingymabibs and it's only 8pm. And I'm drunk. And then I will attempt to finish my essay in a bar tonight. Where ARE you people?
It's really hard to include footnotes when you can't see straight.

Mona

26-01-2006, 09:49 PM

Two cups of tea, knäckebröd, fullkornsrost and oranges.

NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!

This thing in my chest that's fileld with air expands at the thought of it. NOschoolnoschoolnoschool.

tjej

27-01-2006, 02:30 AM

Why did I go out and get trollied when my essay's due? AND I'm only 450 words into the 2,000. AND I'm drunk. Oh dear.

Mona

27-01-2006, 10:13 AM

Why did I go out and get trollied when my essay's due? AND I'm only 450 words into the 2,000. AND I'm drunk. Oh dear.

*sighs*

*slaps*

GET GOING WITH YOUR ESSAY ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO HUUUPP!

tjej

27-01-2006, 02:57 PM

But it's just so dull. I can think of a million and one things I'd rather be doing. Manchmal dachte ich, sie triumphiert einfach über mich. WIE KANNST DU SO EINFACH GEHEN?!

Mona

27-01-2006, 11:23 PM

Dull? DULL?

THERE IS O SUCH THING AS DULL!

YOU ARE INSULT TO THE ARMY OF ZE FUHRER!

GET GOING, ONE TWO ONE TWO!

*marching song* USED TO HAVE SOME LOVELY TEA, NOW THIS ESSAY'S KILLING ME, USED TO GIVE UP TO EAT FOOD, NOW I WON'T LEAVE THIS MOOD!

One, two, sit, type, three four, finish tonight, five six, eat weetabix, sevem eight, must feel great, nine ten, break my pen!

Krasnojarsk

28-01-2006, 11:13 PM

Well look at you, crafty studying people! Did you ever finish the essay Rhiân? Damn, I've been good the last couple of days, reading Rusk stuff like I was on a payroll, ended up in a powerful bender yesterday evening, which itself ended up with me leading a way too drunk Lisa around her house, people being taken in by police downstairs, and me wearing pink eyeshadow kissing Erik in front of loads of people. I have now proved, ladies and gents, that pink eyeshadow is the right thing to do for the blue-eyed pack. (Forgive the heroin look, I had to show some eyelid to demonstrate the actual colour of it innit)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/33e7a258.jpg

*Trots off to actually try to wash it off*

tjej

30-01-2006, 02:55 PM

Finished the essay? Have I heck. I'm nearly there though. I spent the weekend in a drunken haze in Leeds with the wife. Chineese New Year party with Harriet's flat and their neighbours (SWEDISH PEOPLE!), having a full on conversation in Russian with Regina Spektor (it started out as a heckle) and generally being drunk. Shame that classes start tomorrow really...

People being taken in by the police you say? My goodness! Some bender! I'm liking the eyeshadow me dear. Damn how I envy blue eyes.

How is eveyone?

Krasnojarsk

01-02-2006, 08:49 PM

C'moooon, get it done! But I bet y'have already! :D Woo Leeds! The wife lives there, yeah? And Swedish people too? Wow, quite the weekend! Behövde du something? :D Haha, Russian's only good for drunken conversations is it not? :D Did you enjoy le concert?

It was fabulous! Oh what rum makes you do. Envy blue eyes? Do what I wanted to do and get some of them fake contacts :LOL: I swear my eyes have been getting more and more turquoise though, which is a step in the right direction ohyesfankyverrmuch :happy:

Lund is a mess, I can't see how I'm supposed to get through this course :stunned: One of the Russian ladies in our class told me I should become a spy, based on my 'perfect' pronunciation, which she seems to like, while all the teachers think I'm awful when trying to utter some bloody words. Errr. :D How's Manchester? Heard anything from Sheffield lately?

Blommor: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/9c31db09.jpg

I shall send you a song of the band we watched yesterday. Mmm.

tjej

01-02-2006, 09:06 PM

I'm halfway there, should be done easily by Friday I reckon. Only three weeks late... ahem. Yeah she does. Leeds is rather cool, but plenty hilly. Yeah! Real life Swede Thessa. She was quite reclusive though, so no drunk bothering of her. The concert was fabulous! Mainly because of my drunken Russian outburst in the middle of it making me somewhat of a minor celebrity with the Polish girl I met afterwards <3 And the fact I was so hammered...

Haha Rum. What are you? A pirate?! Yarrr. Blue eyes are wonderful. Better than the orange/brown hybrid which is mine. Eugh, contacts are well freaky though. Turquoise?! Bah!

Eesh :( I'm sure you'll do splendidly... see you've got the support of the real Russians. Ignore the staff. They no understand. Manchester's great, well, city and Germanwise... (I got not one, but two firsts!WOOOOOOO!) Russian can go and die in a corner. Especially after todays test where I did only dative and genitive endings, when the test was on the instrumental. Bah. Sheffield lady sent me a simply wonderful email the other day, so I'm muchly happy about that. :D

Ooooh pretty flowers! Seems the only foliage we have in our flat is that on Ayo's saucepans that she refuses to wash up...

Oooh, I shall await it with open ears. Did you manage to harm any of those 14 year olds?

Krasnojarsk

01-02-2006, 09:25 PM

Wow, that's some proper försening :D Pah, recluse Swedes, we have far too many of those. And someone calling themself Thessa means they're up to no good. :LOL: Mmm Poles! Did you impress her even more with some Polish?

Rum's the best type of booze :happy: Rum and coke is such a highlife drink (quiet you, I say what I want) which makes you think in thirds. Orange is cool! :happy: Nah, I say contacts are underrated...plus, turquoise is the most beautiful eye colour evoh. With dark, black Polish rims. I take pickiness to a new level innit. :LOL:

The staff shall be duly ignored. Woo Sheffield! Mmm, it must surely feel nice to not having to focus that much on Rusk then? Dative endings, pah...but I must admit I'm starting to like that bloody case...I mean писать письма бабушку...there's certainly something in that...speaking of Rusk, I'm seriously considering a term abroad in Vladivostok...I'm must set myself straight soon, or I'll be done for...

Haha, you should get some roses, they're cheap as hell, at least here. Mmm.

Sent it :happy: Same singer as in Vapnet ('Kalla mig'). I was this close to hitting someone in the eye, since the 14-year olds are savage little fuckers, who refuse to move once they've got a place by the mixing table. Try getting through a barrage of black eye shadow and Joy Division shirts if you can. I dare you.

Aaaaand now I'll have to go study. Oh, did I tell you, I got a response from the hairdresser, turns out I could come in for a 'consultation', too fucking bad I'm not in the same city. Bollocks bollocks bollocks.

tjej

01-02-2006, 09:39 PM

Mona

02-02-2006, 06:47 PM

I just adore Laakso.

And the Smiths. The SMiths. The Smiths.

tjej

02-02-2006, 06:53 PM

I just adore Laakso.

And the Smiths. The SMiths. The Smiths.
Morrissey lived just up the road from me... So that means I know him personally.

Houseplants are the new black.

Krasnojarsk

02-02-2006, 07:42 PM

ja visssst! It's that formality gene that 90% of your lot have. To give you an indicator of how drunk I was, yes, yes I did speak Polish. Ooh, Harriet and I discovered that the 'brówka is delicious with cheap cider. :D

Never said a word... *sniggers* Nah, contacts are too freaky. Some woman in Boots tried to put mascara on me today and it just ended up in her poking my eye. So contacts.. errrrr.

Excellent. Such is the spirit. It's wonderful. So when I get the fail on this test, it won't matter one bit. I'm going to miss my classmates so much though. *sniff* The dative case is nice, it's selfless and giving. Ahhh. Oooh you should do a term abroad! Although Vladivostok is a bit... far and radioactive and.. bleak, innit? I've got loads of information on Russian courses there that the department keep sending me, if you'd like me to forward the emails? Even if you're not interested, they're worth a read for the hillarious use of the English Language. :LOL:

I'm not a big fan of Roses to be honest.

Oooh it's very bouncy and happy! Haha you should've done. I bit a small Muse fan at Glastonbury once, mainly because he showed NO respect for his elders and elbowed me in the face. Haha, sounds like a typical night out at 5th Ave does that. The best way is to buy the cheapest beer in the house and spill it over people whilst it's still cold. The gig/club world is a dog eat dog one. :D

Oooh no, you didn't! Could they maybe consult you over the phone or something? How is the perm anyway? Is it behaving? Enjoy the studying.

That gene is way too inhibiting. Stupid Swedes. Bison wee wódka and cider? Sounds delicious! I'm going vodka shopping tomorrow, and I still don't know which one to buy...I may have to drag home some of the Polish goodness, ig I don't chicken out and get some Smirnoff or something. Errr.

Ah I see! Did you get makeupped then? :happy:

Aww, poor you and your classmates, you should've taken the prison inmate stance, "don't ever connect" :D Vladivostok is really scary in a way, but I'm just...drawn to it. Could be the student rooms with fridges. Could be I've never seen the Pacific. Could be I like the stupid Siberian dialects. Could be it's probably the most wicked thing to do, move from your childhood room to the 'stok. :D Forwarded emails would be great, I'm open for everything! Thanks! :happy:

What flower did you end up getting then?

You bit him? :LOL: That's faaaabulous! I'm hoping to catch Mozzer here in April...I'd better bring the mace and quiff-neutraliser. *shudder* I may have to go back to the same place for Kevin Rowland. I pray to Allah it's at least 20 plus.

My phone isn't working, so no :D Nah, I think they meant they could redo it or something...I'll see. Maybe I'll just do it again someplace else. Today, I've been happy with my fringe.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/Krasnojarsk/1203e97f.jpg

Congrats on the Smiths Mona. Stay out of the bootleg swamp, it doesn't want the best for you. How is everyone this evening?

tjej

02-02-2006, 07:55 PM

But it vanishes once you lot get drunk. Innit. We were at the vodka section of Tesco for ages today. We decided against Smirnoff and Red Square (far too... brewed in Warrington...) and went for Absolut Citron. Damn that's good stuff.

Just mascara'd. Glad I didn't get fully makeuped though, on the account of the allergic reaction I had to the mascara! I could understand if it had been some cheap one.. but it was a £21 YSL one.

Should've, but they're just all so lovely. Except one. Haha, you're just suicidal, admit it. They have been forwarded. You now will probably know the email addresses for everyone doing Russian Studies at Manc :LOL:

Not a flower, but some form of plant thing. S'quite nice really. No idea what type though.

Good luck getting Mozza tickets. He completely sold out in like... minutes here. Gutted we were, gutted. Claire started trying to book at like 08.30 even though they weren't on release until 9.. and nada. :'( what dates is he playing Sweden?

Still not working?! Oooh the hair looks wonderful. God, I'd seriously kill a small child for your colour. Have you highlighted it?

Wooooo! No uni tomorrow, bottle of Hardy's Chardy in the fridge... haaamazing. :D Lund treating you good?