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DJ Stay
03-04-2005, 04:02 PM
For the misunderstanding of the b00BZ Thread place your crotch pictures right here. I'm leaving this thread and never returning.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 04:04 PM
I'm leaving this thread and never returning.
Yeah right you big crotch loving whore.

Nincy Face
03-04-2005, 04:04 PM
:unsure: O..K...

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 04:10 PM
You homophobic person you. Can't stand seeing a few crotches

egomaniac
03-04-2005, 04:12 PM
mine again. (http://www.boomspeed.com/windowpain/163.jpg)

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 04:26 PM
4 posts, 1 crotch.... No no no

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 04:27 PM
4 posts, 1 crotch.... No no no
post yours then.

egomaniac
03-04-2005, 04:28 PM
post yours then.

second

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 04:35 PM
All right, I'll do it.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 04:38 PM
All right, I'll do it.
All right, I'll look at it.

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 04:39 PM
All right, I'll look at it.

This thread awaits your crotch.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 04:40 PM
This thread awaits your crotch.
The time will come.

Chris
03-04-2005, 04:48 PM
http://www.msweb.dynalias.com/vinnie/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_kierons%20birthday%202004%20035.jpg

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 04:53 PM
You will have to make do with this for the time being.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/erroneousfiend/isleofman001.jpg

egomaniac
03-04-2005, 04:58 PM
You will have to make do with this for the time being.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/erroneousfiend/isleofman001.jpg

dude why the hell cant you post a picture of yourself in your underwear

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 05:05 PM
dude why the hell cant you post a picture of yourself in your underwear
Many reasons. One most rooms of the house are occupied....."hey Ben what are taking a photo of?" two lack of clean underwear and three i couldnt find my ditital camera with wide focus.

moocow
03-04-2005, 05:07 PM
Many reasons. One most rooms of the house are occupied....."hey Ben what are taking a photo of?" two lack of clean underwear and three i couldnt find my ditital camera with wide focus.
hehe

Hi, Ben
From Ben. :rolleyes:

theimpressiveclergyman
03-04-2005, 05:08 PM
You will have to make do with this for the time being.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/erroneousfiend/isleofman001.jpg
Tell me, is that you in your avatar?

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 05:08 PM
Crotch

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch.jpg

Nikora
03-04-2005, 05:09 PM
Crotch

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch.jpg
I like that top you're wearing :happy:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 05:10 PM
dude why the hell cant you post a picture of yourself in your underwear

Dude, why the hell do you wanna see? Is there something you'd like to share with us all?

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 05:10 PM
Tell me, is that you in your avatar?
Yes i look a bit different now though.

egomaniac
03-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Crotch

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch.jpg

underwear popet, now.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 05:11 PM
hehe

Hi, Ben
From Ben. :rolleyes:

Hi Ben. I can tell you are very inteligent. Your name just says genius to me. I dont know why.

theimpressiveclergyman
03-04-2005, 05:12 PM
Yes i look a bit different now though.
For months I thought it was Ashton Kutcher. :$

DJ Stay
03-04-2005, 05:16 PM
http://www.pathguy.com/dolphlundgren5.jpg

This is me last year.

Hannah
03-04-2005, 05:26 PM
You will have to make do with this for the time being.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/erroneousfiend/isleofman001.jpg
:stunned:

:eek:

*faints*

:$

Tell me, is that you in your avatar?
I've asked that before.

;) :$ :LOL:

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 05:27 PM
Ok chickens, shall I be the first one to do this then.

Go me in panties (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch2.jpg)

It's an old pic from the pre-dieting days, but I can't be arsed to go plug the camera and all now.

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 05:27 PM
For months I thought it was Ashton Kutcher. :$

And he's moaning about his current hair... :p

because
03-04-2005, 05:27 PM
Ok chickens, shall I be the first one to do this then.

Go me in panties (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch2.jpg)

It's an old pic from the pre-dieting days, but I can't be arsed to go plug the camera and all now.

Wahey!

moocow
03-04-2005, 05:29 PM
Ok chickens, shall I be the first one to do this then.

Go me in panties (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch2.jpg)

It's an old pic from the pre-dieting days, but I can't be arsed to go plug the camera and all now.

So it’s an old pic? You just thought you might take some photos of you in your panties, Just incase they are needed. :p

Very nice anyway...

egomaniac
03-04-2005, 05:29 PM
Ok chickens, shall I be the first one to do this then.

Go me in panties (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch2.jpg)

It's an old pic from the pre-dieting days, but I can't be arsed to go plug the camera and all now.

i love a girl that does as she is told, oh i like the shirt. i wonder why

theimpressiveclergyman
03-04-2005, 05:30 PM
:stunned:

:eek:

*faints*

:$


I've asked that before.

;) :$ :LOL:
It's not bad, I must say. :happy:
Have you? Oops. :$

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 05:31 PM
i love a girl that does as she is told, oh i like the shirt. i wonder why

You're not getting it back :p

Hannah
03-04-2005, 05:34 PM
It's not bad, I must say. :happy:
Have you? Oops. :$
I know, I felt the same. :$ :LOL:
It's ok, I'm sure he likes being asked about himself. ;) :p :LOL:

Mikhail Gorbachev
03-04-2005, 05:36 PM
You've all seen mine and Fuzz's bollocks anyway... you crotchers = l4m0rz.

because
03-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Damn you digital camera possesing people........

Soon....

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Ok chickens, shall I be the first one to do this then.

Go me in panties (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch2.jpg)

It's an old pic from the pre-dieting days, but I can't be arsed to go plug the camera and all now.

haha, I'd do it but can't be arsed to put undies on... :LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
03-04-2005, 05:39 PM
You've all seen mine and Fuzz's bollocks anyway... you crotchers = l4m0rz.
Your crotch is more 'k0re than most... :stunned:

Mikhail Gorbachev
03-04-2005, 05:41 PM
Your crotch is more 'k0re than most... :stunned:

Indeed.

PIERCE2WIN

moocow
03-04-2005, 05:44 PM
haha, I'd do it but can't be arsed to put undies on... :LOL:
Then don't bother putting them on... ;) :p

Sapphire
03-04-2005, 05:46 PM
Then don't bother putting them on... ;) :p

Shall we rename this to the labia thread then?

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 05:46 PM
Then don't bother putting them on... ;) :p

haha, guessed that someone was going to say that... No. You've seen me b00bies already. :p

moocow
03-04-2005, 05:48 PM
Shall we rename this to the labia thread then?
Humm if you wish.Some guys may feel excluded though.

because
03-04-2005, 05:49 PM
Humm if you wish. Some guys may feel excluded though.

I emphasize, some

moocow
03-04-2005, 05:51 PM
I emphasize, some
good idea

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 06:12 PM
For months I thought it was Ashton Kutcher. :$
why did seeing my crotch induse the question? Does my crotch look like a Ashton Kutcher lookalikes crotch? If so Its going on my CV.

I know, I felt the same. :$ :LOL:
It's ok, I'm sure he likes being asked about himself. ;) :p :LOL:
Hey! :indiff: :)

theimpressiveclergyman
03-04-2005, 06:16 PM
why did seeing my crotch induse the question? Does my crotch look like a Ashton Kutcher lookalikes crotch? If so Its going on my CV.

:LOL:
Not to my knowledge, although it seems a perfectly nice crotch.
..Mind you, I haven't seen Ashton's... :stunned:

Hannah
03-04-2005, 06:18 PM
Hey! :indiff: :)
What guy doesn't like being complimeted by two ladies? ;) :happy:

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 06:20 PM
What guy doesn't like being complimeted by two ladies? ;) :happy:
Your right I dont think there is one.

Mikhail Gorbachev
03-04-2005, 07:17 PM
Your right I dont think there is one.

Yes there is.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:21 PM
Yes there is.
Who?

Gemsy
03-04-2005, 07:22 PM
Who?
*points at Gorby*

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 07:25 PM
But isn't it nice to get compliments, overall...?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 07:26 PM
You've all seen mine and Fuzz's bollocks anyway... you crotchers = l4m0rz.

My nuts are better but you have metal in yours.

*gives mik glory*

:LOL:

Gemsy
03-04-2005, 07:26 PM
But isn't it nice to get compliments, overall...?
Nope. Wrong.

progmetalfan
03-04-2005, 07:27 PM
I like a woman's compliment over any other because they actually know what they're talking about. :stunned:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 07:28 PM
Nope. Wrong.

Comliments are wasted if their isn't a chance of firing into the complimentor.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:29 PM
Comliments are wasted if their isn't a chance of firing into the complimentor.
You wouldn't like it if I complimented you then?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 07:30 PM
You wouldn't like it if I complimented you then?

Would I get chance to fire into your rusty tea towel holder?

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:31 PM
Would I get chance to give you a million pounds?
I suppose..........................

Miss Blee
03-04-2005, 07:32 PM
I suppose..........................

Oh dear.

Gemsy
03-04-2005, 07:34 PM
I suppose..........................
You will never, ever be able to take that back now.
Especially now I've quoted you. Fuzz will never let it drop.
Ever.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:34 PM
Would I get chance to fire into your rusty tea towel holder?
Oh you mean my arse! No, no you wouldn't.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 07:35 PM
Oh you mean my arse! No, no you wouldn't.

Too late now.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:36 PM
Too late now.
What you have allready shot into my arse? you're quick aren't you.

Hannah
03-04-2005, 07:39 PM
What you have allready shot into my arse? you're quick aren't you.
I thought that was most guys. :indiff:

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:40 PM
I thought that was most guys. :indiff:
:LOL: Poor you. Poor them.

Hang on. Does that mean you take it up the arse?

superspiffy
03-04-2005, 07:40 PM
I thought that was most guys. :indiff:
your obviously getting over some issues there!
;)

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 07:41 PM
What you have allready shot into my arse? you're quick aren't you.

I wish. If I could blow that quickly I wouldn't have as many friction burns.

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:45 PM
Hang on. Does that mean you take it up the arse?

I apologise for my crudeness.

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 07:47 PM
I apologise for my crudeness.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Heyyy... wait a minute.

Where's all the crotch pics? :mad:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
03-04-2005, 07:47 PM
I apologise for my crudeness.

If you wouldn't haves asked, I would.

Hannah
03-04-2005, 07:47 PM
:LOL: Poor you. Poor them.

Hang on. Does that mean you take it up the arse?
Why? You offering? ;) :LOL:

your obviously getting over some issues there!
;)
Nah not really. Just trying to be funny. ;) :LOL:

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:48 PM
If you wouldn't haves asked, I would.
:LOL: I know. I wanted to get in there before you did. ;) pun intended.

Hannah
03-04-2005, 07:49 PM
:LOL: I know. I wanted to get in there before you did. ;) pun intended.
:stunned:

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:50 PM
:LOL: I know. I wanted to get in there before you did. ;) pun intended.
I apologise for my crudeness :( *Looks down at floor*

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 07:51 PM
I apologise for my crudeness :( *Looks down at floor*

Are you aware that that crudeness is perfectly normal, and appreciated over here?

Erroneous Fiend
03-04-2005, 07:54 PM
Are you aware that that crudeness is perfectly normal, and appreciated over here?
Well Im usually a gentleman, I don't want people getting the wrong idea about me.

no honestly.

CottonCandy
03-04-2005, 07:55 PM
Well Im usually a gentleman, I don't want people getting the wrong idea about me.

no honestly.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Dream Digger
04-04-2005, 08:35 AM
Heyyy... wait a minute.

Where's all the crotch pics? :mad:

Here:
Teh Basstardy Sexsyness (http://www.sharemation.com/Basstard/crotch.jpg)

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-04-2005, 08:44 AM
I apologise for my crudeness :( *Looks down at floor*

Stop been a fag and get your meat up her poop chute.

Styx
04-04-2005, 08:46 AM
Stop been a fag and get your meat up her poop chute.

Nooooooo.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-04-2005, 08:48 AM
Nooooooo.

What's it to you where he packs his meat?

Gemsy
04-04-2005, 09:04 AM
Here:
Teh Basstardy Sexsyness (http://www.sharemation.com/Basstard/crotch.jpg)
*purrs*

Dream Digger
04-04-2005, 09:07 AM
*purrs*
You knows you loves it.

Sapphire
04-04-2005, 09:09 AM
Well done Basstard, finally someone else was brave!

So we have 3 crotches in underwear (including mine) and 2 in jeans so far.

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 01:33 PM
+1 :D (http://img138.exs.cx/img138/43/picture0797ju.jpg)

[EDIT]: grin=linkage

egomaniac
04-04-2005, 01:37 PM
well done bassperson. Now there is two of us

Mort
04-04-2005, 01:42 PM
I think this should go guy, gal, guy, gal etc.
The next lass to do it, I predict, will be Gembembsy, as she has the guts.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-04-2005, 01:45 PM
I think this should go guy, gal, guy, gal etc.
The next lass to do it, I predict, will be Gembembsy, as she has the guts.

Didn't you post one ages ago? I'm sure you and Kajeeves did.

Magdalena
04-04-2005, 01:46 PM
Mort has posted his arse...
I wonder where that pic went.

Edit.
I'm a bit lost.
:confused:
Confused, even.
*inhales paint fumes*

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-04-2005, 01:47 PM
Mort has posted his arse...
I wonder where that pic went.

Straight to hell if there is any good in the world.

Mort
04-04-2005, 01:47 PM
Didn't you post one ages ago? I'm sure you and Kajeeves did.
I remember posting my arse, in and out of undies. Dunno about crotch. I think Kajeeves did though.

egomaniac
04-04-2005, 01:48 PM
Mort has posted his arse...
I wonder where that pic went

to hell hopefully

Superfuzz_Bigmuff
04-04-2005, 01:50 PM
I remember posting my arse, in and out of undies. Dunno about crotch. I think Kajeeves did though.

I'm sure you did. Could be wrong, like.

Mort
04-04-2005, 01:51 PM
I'm sure you did. Could be wrong, like.
Possibly. I know I did take a few photos of me black underwear.

Ribcage
04-04-2005, 02:17 PM
if arse counts then i posted arse long time ago. But i do have a boring crotch (http://phreak-online.de/gabi/DSC05638.JPG) pic from ages ago.

Mort
04-04-2005, 02:21 PM
if arse counts then i posted arse long time ago. But i do have a boring crotch (http://phreak-online.de/gabi/DSC05638.JPG) pic from ages ago.
nah, tis crotches in undies.

Ribcage
04-04-2005, 02:23 PM
nah, tis crotches in undies.
:LOL: should I find myself in a "lets take a pic of my crotch in undies mood" ill post it :p

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 02:31 PM
:LOL: should I find myself in a "lets take a pic of my crotch in undies mood" ill post it :p
you knows you want it :p

Simone
04-04-2005, 02:31 PM
mine again. (http://www.boomspeed.com/windowpain/163.jpg)


:eek: :LOL:

I can't believe someone actually posted their crotch :stunned:

Simone
04-04-2005, 02:33 PM
http://www.msweb.dynalias.com/vinnie/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_kierons%20birthday%202004%20035.jpg


this is tamer than the first person's pic, because at least we can't see your package.

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 02:34 PM
:eek: :LOL:

I can't believe someone actually posted their crotch :stunned:
I did too, where's the unbelievable?

Simone
04-04-2005, 02:35 PM
Crotch

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/zafiro/crotch.jpg


Sapphire, you have good taste. this is actually a cool pic. all of your pictures are in good taste :)

Ribcage
04-04-2005, 02:41 PM
you knows you want it :p
one has to be in the mood for these things :p

Simone
04-04-2005, 02:42 PM
I did too, where's the unbelievable?


I just saw it! It's...kind of...a cool picture :$ :LOL: I think I like the underwear.

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 02:42 PM
one has to be in the mood for these things :p
edit then: you knows you want to be in the mood :D

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 02:43 PM
I just saw it! It's...kind of...a cool picture :$ :LOL: I think I like the underwear.
Thank you :)

Ribcage
04-04-2005, 02:45 PM
edit then: you knows you want to be in the mood :D
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
you just wanna see crotch!
you filthbag you!

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 02:50 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
you just wanna see crotch!
you filthbag you!
Let's just say I want to keep the thread on topic :p :p :D

Sapphire
04-04-2005, 03:15 PM
Sapphire, you have good taste. this is actually a cool pic. all of your pictures are in good taste :)

Why thank you :cool:

Paul
04-04-2005, 03:19 PM
http://www.tights69.de/images/tights69.crotch.JPG

Found this picture of a crotch. It's not mine. And don't click on it if:

a) you're under 18
b) you don't enjoy the sight of a crotch of a tights wearing person

superspiffy
04-04-2005, 03:22 PM
http://www.tights69.de/images/tights69.crotch.JPG

Found this picture of a crotch. It's not mine. And don't click on it if:

a) you're under 18
b) you don't enjoy the sight of a crotch of a tights wearing person
wrong!!!

Josh
04-04-2005, 03:22 PM
http://www.tights69.de/images/tights69.crotch.JPG

Found this picture of a crotch. It's not mine. And don't click on it if:

a) you're under 18
b) you don't enjoy the sight of a crotch of a tights wearing personIs it a female?

Paul
04-04-2005, 03:32 PM
Is it a female?

Possibly.

Josh
04-04-2005, 03:33 PM
Possibly.Meh tell me...i want to click on the picture but i'm in a library atr the moment on the computers...gah oh well i'll clicky.


*Edit*It's bloody blocked. :indiff: *

Chris
04-04-2005, 03:43 PM
http://www.tights69.de/images/tights69.crotch.JPG

Found this picture of a crotch. It's not mine. And don't click on it if:

a) you're under 18
b) you don't enjoy the sight of a crotch of a tights wearing person
God!
Why did i click that!

Paul
04-04-2005, 03:46 PM
God!
Why did i click that!

Because you're stupid? I told you not to click if you're under 18, but you think it's big and clever to go ahead anyway. Don't blame me for mental scarring! :LOL:

Josh
04-04-2005, 03:47 PM
God!
Why did i click that!What is it???


*Edit* It's probably some granny in tights or something*

Paul
04-04-2005, 03:48 PM
What is it???


*Edit* It's probably some granny in tights or something*

It's a Michael Douglas lookalike bending over backwards with his genitals hanging out for all to see.

Chris
04-04-2005, 03:56 PM
Because you're stupid? I told you not to click if you're under 18, but you think it's big and clever to go ahead anyway. Don't blame me for mental scarring! :LOL:
You could have really said, its a male in tights, and jsut something i dont want to see!

Paul
04-04-2005, 03:57 PM
You could have really said, its a male in tights, and jsut something i dont want to see!

But you wouldn't have taken any notice anyway, as you ignored the age warning!

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 04:21 PM
Is it me or it's the girls turn to post a crotch? I think we beat you for good:)

Dream Digger
04-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Is it me or it's the girls turn to post a crotch? I think we beat you for good:)

Hear, hear!

siblers
04-04-2005, 04:43 PM
id post a pic, but i dont think anyone deserves such a sight

Magdalena
04-04-2005, 05:09 PM
http://www.tights69.de/images/tights69.crotch.JPG

Found this picture of a crotch. It's not mine. And don't click on it if:

a) you're under 18
b) you don't enjoy the sight of a crotch of a tights wearing person
:LOL: :LOL:
Wonderful..
Not.

Miss Blee
04-04-2005, 05:10 PM
:LOL: :LOL:
Wonderful..
Not.

Oh my.

That's somewhat terrifying. :stunned:

Magdalena
04-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Oh my.

That's somewhat terrifying. :stunned:
It made me laugh :$

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 05:13 PM
id post a pic, but i dont think anyone deserves such a sight
let us judge that, as always :)

Paul
04-04-2005, 05:14 PM
It made me laugh :$

It could be worse...you could have become moist as a result of viewage. :LOL:

Magdalena
04-04-2005, 05:15 PM
It could be worse...you could have become moist as a result of viewage. :LOL:

:LOL:

That's...very wrong.
:stunned:

Miss Blee
04-04-2005, 05:16 PM
It made me laugh :$

Pfft. It gave you the horn, you mean... Haha.

Magdalena
04-04-2005, 05:17 PM
Pfft. It gave you the horn, you mean... Haha.

That too :$ :$.




:LOL:

steelrain
04-04-2005, 05:52 PM
http://www.tights69.de/images/tights69.crotch.JPG

Found this picture of a crotch. It's not mine. And don't click on it if:

a) you're under 18
b) you don't enjoy the sight of a crotch of a tights wearing person
oh good lord
i was not expecting that

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 05:54 PM
Is there a gallery with all the crotches? I think I saw it somewhere, someone repost the link plz? We can remember the score easier too. :cool:

Gleep
04-04-2005, 07:59 PM
Hahaha i'd post but i dont think you want any underage crotches around here.

Bjorny
04-04-2005, 08:00 PM
Hahaha i'd post but i dont think you want any underage crotches around here.

You were born after I started secondary school. :(

*shakes head balefully*

Gleep
04-04-2005, 08:04 PM
You were born after I started secondary school. :(

*shakes head balefully*
No underage crotches for you then :LOL:

Bjorny
04-04-2005, 08:05 PM
No underage crotches for you then :LOL:

No thanks. Or else I'll end up spending 10 years staring at the crotch of a 25 stone paedo who I share a cell with.... :eek:

Gleep
04-04-2005, 08:09 PM
No thanks. Or else I'll end up spending 10 years staring at the crotch of a 25 stone paedo who I share a cell with.... :eek:
:LOL: i'll save you the trouble and just not post.

Paul
04-04-2005, 08:11 PM
No thanks. Or else I'll end up spending 10 years staring at the crotch of a 25 stone paedo who I share a cell with.... :eek:

That's not fair, Fuzz is only 18 stone.

Gemsy
04-04-2005, 08:42 PM
That's not fair, Fuzz is only 18 stone.
:LOL:

humanseverywhere
04-04-2005, 11:58 PM
I think this should go guy, gal, guy, gal etc.
The next lass to do it, I predict, will be Gembembsy, as she has the guts.
*quotes to wind up Gemsah and others* http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/smoking/rauch08.gif

Rogue_Muse
05-04-2005, 12:01 AM
That's not fair, Fuzz is only 18 stone.
:LOL: :LOL:

DJ Stay
05-04-2005, 12:12 AM
Send me money and I'll show my crotch.

By the way paul you gotta change your damn avatar.

humanseverywhere
05-04-2005, 12:15 AM
Send me money and I'll show my crotch.

By the way paul you gotta change your damn avatar.
pff

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 03:59 PM
there we have another female crotch (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Shaynak/08-04-05_2052.jpg)
*pervs*

Paul
12-04-2005, 04:04 PM
there we have another female crotch (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Shaynak/08-04-05_2052.jpg)
*pervs*

Who's is that?

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 04:06 PM
Who's is that?

Princess of everything. The one with the greatest boobies here.

Mort
12-04-2005, 04:07 PM
Who's is that?
Princess of Everything.

humanseverywhere
12-04-2005, 04:08 PM
there we have another female crotch (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Shaynak/08-04-05_2052.jpg)
*pervs*
*worships*

Hannah
12-04-2005, 04:09 PM
there we have another female crotch (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/Shaynak/08-04-05_2052.jpg)
*pervs*
I have knickers like that. :$ :LOL:

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 04:10 PM
I have knickers like that. :$ :LOL:
:$ me too hehe i love them they are gorgeous and the colours I have are prettiful.

Mort
12-04-2005, 04:12 PM
I have knickers like that. :$ :LOL:
Gueeesssss whaaaaaaat.

You too Ribby.

Hannah
12-04-2005, 04:21 PM
Gueeesssss whaaaaaaat.

You too Ribby.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Hannah1986/knickers.jpg

:p

Your turn! ;)

Popey
12-04-2005, 04:24 PM
This thread is teh sex :LOL:

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 04:25 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Hannah1986/knickers.jpg

:p

Your turn! ;)
wooooo
right next boy now hehe.

Hannah
12-04-2005, 04:25 PM
wooooo
right next boy now hehe.
Yeah, come on Mort! :LOL:

Sapphire
12-04-2005, 06:50 PM
You better never forget I was the bravest one :cool:

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 06:53 PM
You better never forget I was the bravest one :cool:
Never. hehe :)

waits for the next boy.

Bjorny
12-04-2005, 06:54 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Hannah1986/knickers.jpg

:p

Your turn! ;)

:LOL:

This thread is soooo wrong. :happy:

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 06:55 PM
:LOL:

This thread is soooo wrong. :happy:
Make it right. Post.
:LOL:

Bjorny
12-04-2005, 06:57 PM
Make it right. Post.
:LOL:

YEah. Of course.

"By the way Sister, can you just take a photo of my boxer shorts?"

:stunned:

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 06:58 PM
YEah. Of course.

"By the way Sister, can you just take a photo of my boxer shorts?"

:stunned:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
She might say yes. You will never know if you never try.

Paul
12-04-2005, 07:01 PM
:LOL:

This thread is soooo wrong. :happy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/bigfan83/pete.gif

Bjorny
12-04-2005, 07:04 PM
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
She might say yes. You will never know if you never try.

I'd rather she didn't. She's about 50.... :stunned:

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 07:06 PM
I'd rather she didn't. She's about 50.... :stunned:
You could an old woman very happy. Where's your early Christmas spirit?

christoph
12-04-2005, 07:09 PM
as i am 17, wouldn't it be classed as 'child porn'? ha

but i am over the legal age to have sex, so i dunno.

Paul
12-04-2005, 07:13 PM
as i am 17, wouldn't it be classed as 'child porn'? ha

but i am over the legal age to have sex, so i dunno.

It's a bit of a grey area. There have been page 3 girls who were 16, but 18 seems to be the standard age banded about.

CommunistOlga
12-04-2005, 07:19 PM
as i am 17, wouldn't it be classed as 'child porn'? ha

but i am over the legal age to have sex, so i dunno.
Good question. Wouldn't want to get sued.


...My digital camera has gone a bit queer, though. It won't charge. I plug the charger in, it says after an hour that it's full, but when I use it, it's completely drained.

Bjorny
12-04-2005, 07:21 PM
Good question. Wouldn't want to get sued.


...My digital camera has gone a bit queer, though. It won't charge. I plug the charger in, it says after an hour that it's full, but when I use it, it's completely drained.

Replace the battery.

CommunistOlga
12-04-2005, 07:23 PM
Replace the battery.
Don't have one within my reach, and I'm too skint to get a new one. :LOL:

Bjorny
12-04-2005, 07:29 PM
Don't have one within my reach, and I'm too skint to get a new one. :LOL:

Well, if it's a rechargeable, they charge really fast and yet don't hold any power, when they're getting worn out. At least that's what I've noticed. Basically, they lose all capacity.

Chris
12-04-2005, 07:42 PM
Well, if it's a rechargeable, they charge really fast and yet don't hold any power, when they're getting worn out. At least that's what I've noticed. Basically, they lose all capacity.
The best thing to do is to really drain it down, if you can try and drain each cell individually, and charge right up, then repeat a few times.

Wont help if its too old and knackered though, then its just best to replace it.

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 07:43 PM
The best thing to do is to really drain it down, if you can try and drain each cell individually, and charge right up, then repeat a few times.

Wont help if its too old and knackered though, then its just best to replace it.
It depends on the batteries. For lithium batteries, it is not advisable to let it run down completely. It is better to let charge it up before it runs out.

Chris
12-04-2005, 07:45 PM
It depends on the batteries. For lithium batteries, it is not advisable to let it run down completely. It is better to let charge it up before it runs out.
Ah, what i said just applys to the batterys i use when racing my model car :D

humanseverywhere
12-04-2005, 10:51 PM
Good, 2 fem crotches till now(ribcage I don't count your arse :p), good(more).

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 10:57 PM
Good, 2 fem crotches till now(ribcage I don't count your arse :p), good(more).
Where's YOUR crotch? :p

humanseverywhere
12-04-2005, 11:14 PM
Where's YOUR crotch? :p
back there..page 6-7

Chizzleface
12-04-2005, 11:15 PM
http://images.faceparty.com/public/1139/images/bigstav69_12282351.jpg

Sorry, it's a bit dark!

humanseverywhere
12-04-2005, 11:17 PM
http://images.faceparty.com/public/1139/images/bigstav69_12282351.jpg

Sorry, it's a bit dark!
it's underwear crotches mate :D

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 11:18 PM
http://images.faceparty.com/public/1139/images/bigstav69_12282351.jpg

Sorry, it's a bit dark!
oooh yes, we really want to see underwear.
*lickslips*

Chizzleface
12-04-2005, 11:19 PM
oooh yes, we really want to see underwear.
*lickslips*
Nocando, I go commando...don't own underwear!

EDIT: Gimme a tick, I may be lying...

Edit AGAIN: Nope, no under crackers to be found...

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 11:20 PM
@muz ahhh I remember now hehehe


Nocando, I go commando...don't own underwear!
:ohmy: :stunned: :ohmy: :stunned: :ohmy:

humanseverywhere
12-04-2005, 11:26 PM
@muz ahhh I remember now hehehe



:ohmy: :stunned: :ohmy: :stunned: :ohmy:
..and you posted a crotch on jeans, pff, go hardk0r :p

Ribcage
12-04-2005, 11:39 PM
..and you posted a crotch on jeans, pff, go hardk0r :p

so now you can hush (http://phreak-online.de/gabi/crotch.jpg) up :p.

Chizzleface
12-04-2005, 11:46 PM
so now you can hush (http://phreak-online.de/gabi/crotch.jpg) up :p.
*hides erection*


Nice tum chum! :D

Paul
13-04-2005, 12:04 AM
so now you can hush (http://phreak-online.de/gabi/crotch.jpg) up :p.

:eek: Is that a stray pube? :LOL:

Ribcage
13-04-2005, 12:11 AM
:eek: Is that a stray pube? :LOL:
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
fucking fuck off, thats just EVIL :LOL:


*hides erection*


Nice tum chum!
Behave commando boy!

Chizzleface
13-04-2005, 12:14 AM
Behave commando boy!
Sorry, can't help it...brain goes into naughty mode after 12...s'almost like my own personal watershed :LOL:

Chizzleface
13-04-2005, 12:29 AM
http://images.faceparty.com/public/1139/images/bigstav69_12283141.jpg

Bit better quality...don't worry, I'll get some boxers next week...

http://images.faceparty.com/public/1139/images/bigstav69_12283145.jpg

And here's one of my ugly mug, as a bonus cos all the mods have gone to bed and I can't get it put in the photo thread...

Paul
13-04-2005, 12:33 AM
Sorry, can't help it...brain goes into naughty mode after 12...s'almost like my own personal watershed :LOL:

Yep, you've certainly shed water!

Chizzleface
13-04-2005, 12:35 AM
Yep, you've certainly shed water!
:indiff: :LOL:

egomaniac
13-04-2005, 12:35 AM
so me and bass boy are still they only men that have posted their crotch

humanseverywhere
13-04-2005, 12:57 AM
so now you can hush (http://phreak-online.de/gabi/crotch.jpg) up :p.
*is happy, hushes up* :happy:

so me and bass boy are still they only men that have posted their crotch and me :indiff:

Hannah
13-04-2005, 07:46 AM
http://images.faceparty.com/public/1139/images/bigstav69_12282351.jpg

Sorry, it's a bit dark!
Mmm, sexy arms. ;)

Nocando, I go commando...don't own underwear!
:eek: :stunned: ;)

YEah. Of course.

"By the way Sister, can you just take a photo of my boxer shorts?"

:stunned:
You could have asked me to do it. I wouldn't mind. :happy: :p

Why is this thread wrong, cos of my pic? :unsure:

Popey
13-04-2005, 07:55 AM
Why is this thread wrong, cos of my pic? :unsure:

I thought your pic made it better :p

Hannah
13-04-2005, 08:00 AM
I thought your pic made it better :p
:happy: Thanks! :happy:

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 08:54 AM
i'll post mine later when i get changed out my pjs

Ribcage
13-04-2005, 08:58 AM
*is happy, hushes up* :happy:


gooodie :p

Chizzleface
13-04-2005, 09:53 AM
:LOL: should I find myself in a "lets take a pic of my crotch in undies mood" ill post it :p
My god you predicted the future :LOL:

Ribcage
13-04-2005, 10:22 AM
My god you predicted the future :LOL:
:LOL: I have special powers like that :p

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 12:21 PM
there you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/volvicnaturalmineralwater/photos009.jpg

Bjorny
13-04-2005, 12:29 PM
You could have asked me to do it. I wouldn't mind. :happy: :p

Why is this thread wrong, cos of my pic? :unsure:

Your pic was good.

So, got your camera ready?

Hannah
13-04-2005, 04:01 PM
there you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/volvicnaturalmineralwater/photos009.jpg
:stunned:

:happy:

Your pic was good.

So, got your camera ready?
What for? :stunned:

Kathryn
13-04-2005, 04:03 PM
there you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/volvicnaturalmineralwater/photos009.jpg


Wow, you have nice hips *steals* :happy:

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 04:54 PM
Wow, you have nice hips *steals* :happy:


*falls to the floor in a messy much with legs next to me*

:'( i miss my hips

:LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
13-04-2005, 04:57 PM
there you go

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/volvicnaturalmineralwater/photos009.jpg
:happy:
Haven't seen you around here in a while.

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 05:00 PM
:happy:
Haven't seen you around here in a while.


i knoooww, i've been away snowboarding :D


maaannn i nearly broke my arse sooo many times!! was fun though :D

Hannah
13-04-2005, 05:01 PM
i knoooww, i've been away snowboarding :D


maaannn i nearly broke my arse sooo many times!! was fun though :D
Coccyx, not your arse. :rolleyes: :LOL: :stunned:

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 05:02 PM
Coccyx, not your arse. :rolleyes: :LOL: :stunned:


yes, my coccyx :LOL:

or as my friends says it... "cock-sticks"

Hannah
13-04-2005, 05:05 PM
yes, my coccyx :LOL:

or as my friends says it... "cock-sticks"
Haha. I take my future profession much too seriously. :rolleyes: :LOL:

Bjorny
13-04-2005, 05:06 PM
:stunned:

:happy:


What for? :stunned:

You said you'd do the pictures.

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 05:06 PM
Haha. I take my future profession much too seriously. :rolleyes: :LOL:


oooh a medicine girly eh

i was going to do that but went for aerospace engineering instead

rocket science :D woo

Hannah
13-04-2005, 05:07 PM
oooh a medicine girly eh

i was going to do that but went for aerospace engineering instead

rocket science :D woo
Hmm yeah. Radiography. :happy:

Hannah
13-04-2005, 05:08 PM
You said you'd do the pictures.
What pictures? :unsure: I forgot.

Bjorny
13-04-2005, 05:14 PM
What pictures? :unsure: I forgot.

:stunned:

Fine
:indiff:

theimpressiveclergyman
13-04-2005, 05:20 PM
i knoooww, i've been away snowboarding :D


maaannn i nearly broke my arse sooo many times!! was fun though :D
Lucky sod! :happy:
Where'd you go?

Kathryn
13-04-2005, 08:52 PM
*falls to the floor in a messy much with legs next to me*

:'( i miss my hips

:LOL:

:happy: boy hips are teh sex :happy:

eevil ali
13-04-2005, 11:20 PM
Lucky sod! :happy:
Where'd you go?


went to morzine/avoriaz in france. was so good. i'm going again at christmas and then easter next year i hope

*rubs bruises*

Hannah
14-04-2005, 07:59 AM
:stunned:

Fine
:indiff:
The one of my bum? That I promised in the "Who's the arse?" thread? :unsure:

Chizzleface
14-04-2005, 11:42 PM
The one of my bum? That I promised in the "Who's the arse?" thread? :unsure:
You promised them eh? You know you have to deliver ;) :LOL:

Hannah
17-04-2005, 08:40 PM
You promised them eh? You know you have to deliver ;) :LOL:
Lol, I only have one arse... but I suppose I did promise. I'll do it later. :p :LOL:

Chizzleface
17-04-2005, 11:21 PM
Lol, I only have one arse... but I suppose I did promise. I'll do it later. :p :LOL:
:D Looking forward to that :LOL:

Hannah
18-04-2005, 07:39 PM
:D Looking forward to that :LOL:
:p
Again, I'll do it later. Maybe Wednesday. :LOL:

humanseverywhere
19-04-2005, 12:21 AM
:p
Again, I'll do it later. Maybe Wednesday. :LOL:
slipping like an eel :p

Hannah
21-04-2005, 07:21 PM
slipping like an eel :p
:p Soon, promise. :p :LOL: :rolleyes:

humanseverywhere
21-04-2005, 07:52 PM
:p Soon, promise. :p :LOL: :rolleyes:
It's Thursday! *winds up*

theimpressiveclergyman
21-04-2005, 08:02 PM
went to morzine/avoriaz in france. was so good. i'm going again at christmas and then easter next year i hope

*rubs bruises*
:eek:
I was there in January!
Who were your instructors?
...Assuming you needed them. :$

eevil ali
21-04-2005, 08:05 PM
:eek:
I was there in January!
Who were your instructors?
...Assuming you needed them. :$


oh, i did! :LOL:

he was called jonathan (with the ESF), he was aaamazing! he looked like stuart from neighbours:D but he wasn't blind.

yours?

oh, also, where did you do your snowboarding? i spent most my time on les gets, but on the last day went to avoriaz and got stuck at the top in a blizzard and boarded down not being able to see anything, was soooo fun!

Hannah
21-04-2005, 08:35 PM
It's Thursday! *winds up*
I know! I've been busy! :p :LOL:

Chizzleface
21-04-2005, 08:36 PM
I know! I've been busy! :p :LOL:
Hint hint! ;) :p

eevil ali
21-04-2005, 08:37 PM
I know! I've been busy! :p :LOL:


"busy" :LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
21-04-2005, 08:56 PM
oh, i did! :LOL:

he was called jonathan (with the ESF), he was aaamazing! he looked like stuart from neighbours:D but he wasn't blind.

yours?

oh, also, where did you do your snowboarding? i spent most my time on les gets, but on the last day went to avoriaz and got stuck at the top in a blizzard and boarded down not being able to see anything, was soooo fun!
Ah haha, my friends may have had him...
I wasn't boarding, I was skiing (veerrry badly. :$ ) I got through three- Julian (French), Glen (English, hated), and Jerome (French. Mmmm.)
<3 Les Gets- the good people went to Avoriaz, I was too crap. :LOL:
It didn't snow when we were there though, it was getting a bit crap towards the end.

eevil ali
21-04-2005, 09:08 PM
Ah haha, my friends may have had him...
I wasn't boarding, I was skiing (veerrry badly. :$ ) I got through three- Julian (French), Glen (English, hated), and Jerome (French. Mmmm.)
<3 Les Gets- the good people went to Avoriaz, I was too crap. :LOL:
It didn't snow when we were there though, it was getting a bit crap towards the end.


how great is the magic carpet!

did you manage to do the blue run that goes from where the restaurant place is to meet the bottom where the really long steep red run ends?

man, i so wanded to do that red one! you know the one right?

oh, you didn't book your holiday with alpine elements did you? coz that'd just be scary.. :LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman
21-04-2005, 09:16 PM
how great is the magic carpet!

did you manage to do the blue run that goes from where the restaurant place is to meet the bottom where the really long steep red run ends?

man, i so wanded to do that red one! you know the one right?

oh, you didn't book your holiday with alpine elements did you? coz that'd just be scary.. :LOL:
If it's the green one by the kiddie bit, our lot kept slipping backwards.. :LOL:

I think so, we ended up there a couple of times anyway.

The one to the right where the ground suddenly wasn't? That was terrifying! :LOL: A load of people were lying around there one lunch, and one guy sat right on the edge and suddenly started to slip downwards... :LOL:

No idea, ask my school. :D

I got stuck on a chairlift. :$ *dies* :'(

eevil ali
21-04-2005, 09:25 PM
If it's the green one by the kiddie bit, our lot kept slipping backwards.. :LOL:

I think so, we ended up there a couple of times anyway.

The one to the right where the ground suddenly wasn't? That was terrifying! :LOL: A load of people were lying around there one lunch, and one guy sat right on the edge and suddenly started to slip downwards... :LOL:

No idea, ask my school. :D

I got stuck on a chairlift. :$ *dies* :'(


yup! that green thing! it;s easy for skiiers to slip if they miss the little rubber grips, but for snowboarders it's great :D

hehe! i didn't fall over getting off a lift once! don't know how i managed it!

aye, the bit to the right of the main slope where is suddenly just goes quite steep, if you carried on down there then past the first lift, then even further round you get to a run that takes you right round the edge of the mountain. was fun :D

i'm sooo going again at christmas or next easter!

theimpressiveclergyman
21-04-2005, 09:39 PM
yup! that green thing! it;s easy for skiiers to slip if they miss the little rubber grips, but for snowboarders it's great :D

hehe! i didn't fall over getting off a lift once! don't know how i managed it!

aye, the bit to the right of the main slope where is suddenly just goes quite steep, if you carried on down there then past the first lift, then even further round you get to a run that takes you right round the edge of the mountain. was fun :D

i'm sooo going again at christmas or next easter!
Grr.
There were a load of absolute beginners having to hop up the hills though... :LOL:

That's astonishing. Our entire class snotted themselves the first time. And the second time.. Many many times. :D In fairness, it wasn't entirely my fault-the girl beside me sort of stretched out as she was getting off and there was no room for me.. :LOL:

Cool- we went the easier ways though. :LOL:

Our instructor was so lovely though- we were his first class in English.

I'd love to go again- I love skiing now, even though I'm rubbish. :D

Dream Digger
21-04-2005, 10:02 PM
Fuck skiing and snowbrding!

POST MORE CROTCHES!!!

theimpressiveclergyman
21-04-2005, 10:05 PM
Fuck skiing and snowbrding!

POST MORE CROTCHES!!!
Blasphemy. :p

But yes, quite..

Ribcage
21-04-2005, 10:37 PM
Fuck skiing and snowbrding!

POST MORE CROTCHES!!!
Rather desperate arent you?
:p :LOL: :D

humanseverywhere
21-04-2005, 10:54 PM
Rather desperate arent you?
:p :LOL: :D
Oi you! He's just bringing the thread back to the topic! ;)

Ribcage
21-04-2005, 10:58 PM
Oi you! He's just bringing the thread back to the topic! ;)
Of course. Why didnt I realise that? :LOL:

humanseverywhere
21-04-2005, 11:19 PM
Of course. Why didnt I realise that? :LOL:
I don't know. I wanna see (fem) crotches too :p

crotch..what a "strong" word for something that nice

Chizzleface
21-04-2005, 11:33 PM
I don't know. I wanna see (fem) crotches too :p

crotch..what a "strong" word for something that nice
Better than minge don't you think?

humanseverywhere
21-04-2005, 11:43 PM
Better than minge don't you think?
o yeah, better

Ash
21-04-2005, 11:48 PM
Here is the crotch of a Muse Board female:D.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/ashlemacq/jeans.jpg

Sexy isn't it!

Can you guess whos it is?

humanseverywhere
21-04-2005, 11:50 PM
Here is the crotch of a Muse Board female:D.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/ashlemacq/jeans.jpg

Sexy isn't it!

Can you guess whos it is?
3 to 1 for Sap

Chizzleface
21-04-2005, 11:50 PM
Here is the crotch of a Muse Board female:D.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v409/ashlemacq/jeans.jpg

Sexy isn't it!

Can you tell whos it is yet?
Are you turning into rolf harris?
http://www.hemelidiots.co.uk/rolf.jpg