Muse Board Fat Fighters Thread [Archive]

Sophie.

31-01-2005, 12:17 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/Gemsy/DUST.bmp
Dust! Anybody? No? Dust! Anybody? No? Dust!
Dunno about anyone else but I'm trying to lose a bit of weight.
Bah, dieting.
Thought it would be good to have a funkeh thread... heehee.
For tips and cheats and that. :D

Oh, magnificent! Just what i need. I'm trying to lose a load of weight in time for the summer, but I didn't do very well this weekend... :rolleyes:

€ngel

31-01-2005, 12:19 PM

Oh, magnificent! Just what i need. I'm trying to lose a load of weight in time for the summer, but I didn't do very well this weekend... :rolleyes:
I don't ever do well on dieting! So bring on the tips. :D

Argeiphontes

31-01-2005, 12:22 PM

well i just had a chocolate mouse and a tin of custard.
:p

Sophie.

31-01-2005, 12:23 PM

well i just had a chocolate mouse and a tin of custard.
:p

I just had a toasted cheese sandwich and a glass of coke. But on the other hand, I am ill. So I deserve comfort eating once in a while.

...at least that's my excuse. And I'm sticking to it

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 12:24 PM

well i just had a chocolate mouse and a tin of custard.
:p
:'(
Damn you.
Actually I'm not doing very well at all.
I'm trying to do the WeightWatchers point countage thang, 'cause that really worked for me before. Trouble is I don't know how many points are in Bourbon biscuits. :LOL:

Up The Binga'!

31-01-2005, 12:24 PM

.. be me.

Sophie.

31-01-2005, 12:25 PM

:'(
Damn you.
Actually I'm not doing very well at all.
I'm trying to do the WeightWatchers point countage thang, 'cause that really worked for me before. Trouble is I don't know how many points are in Bourbon biscuits. :LOL:

Eh. I've tried the WeightWatchers thing before. It did work, but I got so bored with it. So I've ended up just counting calories.

Darkstar

31-01-2005, 12:28 PM

Well yeah, sort of. Im just gonna eat less for a bit, see what happens.

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 12:30 PM

.. be me.
I ate two-thirds of a tub of Ben and Jerry's last night.
Hence the panic this morning.
But I woke up late and was starving, so I ate two biccies. :\

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 12:31 PM

Eh. I've tried the WeightWatchers thing before. It did work, but I got so bored with it. So I've ended up just counting calories.
Last time I tried it I lost 7lbs in a week.
But I've lost all my books and charts and shiznit.

Grapevine

31-01-2005, 12:31 PM

I'm meant to be on a healthy eating type diet but I'm not, that is willpower for you! :LOL:
Eat a healthy breakfast as that helps out your metabolism. I don't...but hey.

Argeiphontes

31-01-2005, 12:31 PM

I just had a toasted cheese sandwich and a glass of coke. But on the other hand, I am ill. So I deserve comfort eating once in a while.

...at least that's my excuse. And I'm sticking to it

suddenly i want a toasty!! In fact I'd just settle for some good old welsh rarri...oh whatever, Cheese on Toast. (wasn't gonna try to spell that other word, the one that begins with "r")

Damn you.
Actually I'm not doing very well at all.
I'm trying to do the WeightWatchers point countage thang, 'cause that really worked for me before. Trouble is I don't know how many points are in Bourbon biscuits.

Try the Chris Moyles method...he's lost 11 pounds this month. :)

Mort

31-01-2005, 12:32 PM

I've lsot a stone since I started work.

€ngel

31-01-2005, 12:35 PM

I've lsot a stone since I started work.
Maybe I should actually do some work then. :LOL:

Paul

31-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Masturbate thrice daily. Violently.

Mort

31-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Maybe I should actually do some work then. :LOL:
Well, my job does include a fair bit of carrying and pushing/pulling heavy objects.

Velouria

31-01-2005, 12:37 PM

:'(
Damn you.
Actually I'm not doing very well at all.
I'm trying to do the WeightWatchers point countage thang, 'cause that really worked for me before. Trouble is I don't know how many points are in Bourbon biscuits. :LOL:

I know there was 1.5 points in a chocolate digestive when I did WW. And half a point in a Rich Tea. Rich Tea are your friends. Curly Wurlies rule as a treat as they are only 2 points. Reasonable for a chocolate bar. :happy:

I should probably go back on it and go back to the gym, but I'm having motivational issues. :LOL:

Shinybiscuit

31-01-2005, 12:43 PM

Mort

31-01-2005, 12:45 PM

Shinybiscuit

31-01-2005, 12:45 PM

I mean my summer. Hah. Summer. The season that drizzles rather than chucks it down.

€ngel

31-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Well, my job does include a fair bit of carrying and pushing/pulling heavy objects.
ah, that explanes... All I do all day is sit behind a desk. :indiff:

Mort

31-01-2005, 12:47 PM

I mean my summer. Hah. Summer. The season that drizzles rather than chucks it down.
Then it'll be winter here. Where abouts are you going as the temperature will change with that as well.

Velouria

31-01-2005, 12:48 PM

ah, that explanes... All I do all day is sit behind a desk. :indiff:

Me too. It's why I take the stairs up to our sixth floor office rather than use the lifts.

And keep getting up to make tea/coffee and go to the loo, just as an excuse to move about a bit. :D

Velouria

31-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Masturbate thrice daily. Violently.

Finally, exercise that no one will mind doing.

€ngel

31-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Me too. It's why I take the stairs up to our sixth floor office rather than use the lifts.

And keep getting up to make tea/coffee and go to the loo, just as an excuse to move about a bit. :D
Good one! *runs to the toilet*

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 12:52 PM

Maybe I should actually do some work then. :LOL:
Haha, me too.
Chris Moyles just cut out alcohol though. I don't drink that much, so I don't think it'd make much of a difference...

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 12:54 PM

I know there was 1.5 points in a chocolate digestive when I did WW. And half a point in a Rich Tea. Rich Tea are your friends. Curly Wurlies rule as a treat as they are only 2 points. Reasonable for a chocolate bar. :happy:

I should probably go back on it and go back to the gym, but I'm having motivational issues. :LOL:
Oooh, yay!
Thanks for the tips.
:happy:
I HAVE to eat sweet things. There's no way I can go without my biccies and choccy.
Gym for me tonight, hehe.
3 TIMES A WEEK. That's Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I'm gonna try and make myself go... I never do though. :(

Velouria

31-01-2005, 12:56 PM

3 TIMES A WEEK. That's Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I'm gonna try and make myself go... I never do though. :(

Yep, I used to try to go on those days. And I try to make myself go, but it never works. :LOL:

They need to get some fit men in there, then I'd go...

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 01:02 PM

I need to start playing footy again. The beer belly is trying to make an apperance.

Damn you rubbish right foot and dodgy back.

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:04 PM

I need to start playing footy again. The beer belly is trying to make an apperance.

Damn you rubbish right foot and dodgy back.
Rubbish injuries. :(
*wishes Fuzz's parts would get better*

Mort

31-01-2005, 01:05 PM

*wishes Fuzz's parts would get better*
*sniggers*

€ngel

31-01-2005, 01:06 PM

*wishes Fuzz's parts would get better*
:eek: What have I been missing out on..? :eek:

;)

Muscle Mikez

31-01-2005, 01:07 PM

I HAVE to eat sweet things. There's no way I can go without my biccies and choccy.
Gym for me tonight, hehe.
3 TIMES A WEEK. That's Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I'm gonna try and make myself go... I never do though. :(
I also have to eat sweet things. But in weekends I only eat fruit all day long until dinner. That helps really. Two weeks ago someone stayed at my house for a week, she lost 2 kilos by eating our meals. :confused: That doesn't happen to me! :stunned:

For exercise? Once a week tennis, furthermore some home exercises really (not that I do them regurlarly.....)

Velouria

31-01-2005, 01:08 PM

Rubbish injuries. :(
*wishes Fuzz's parts would get better*

*waits for Fuzz to say that his parts are already fantastic*

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 01:09 PM

*waits for Fuzz to say that his parts are already fantastic*

The one Gemsy's thinking about is in fine working order. Want to test it?

Velouria

31-01-2005, 01:20 PM

The one Gemsy's thinking about is in fine working order. Want to test it?

Right now I'd seriously consider it.

ovulation is fun...

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:22 PM

Right now I'd seriously consider it.

ovulation is fun...
:LOL:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 01:22 PM

Right now I'd seriously consider it.

ovulation is fun...

Ah. Onto phase two, are we?

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:23 PM

Ah. Onto phase two, are we?
What's that, wanting to ride Teh Fuzzenhammer?

Velouria

31-01-2005, 01:24 PM

Ah. Onto phase two, are we?

What, you mean hot cyber action rather than just arguing about Generation Terrorists vs The Holy Bible and Goth vs Punk?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 01:25 PM

What, you mean hot cyber action rather than just arguing about Generation Terrorists vs The Holy Bible and Goth vs Punk?

GT and punk.

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:25 PM

What, you mean hot cyber action rather than just arguing about Generation Terrorists vs The Holy Bible and Goth vs Punk?
:LOL:
THB - Goth.

Zerø

31-01-2005, 01:27 PM

Right now I'd seriously consider it.

ovulation is fun... Like you wouldn't consider it the rest of the time...

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 01:27 PM

:LOL:
THB - Goth.

Fuck you, slag.

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 01:28 PM

Diets?

Food?

I haven't eaten today. :unsure:

Might have to go and get some bacon sarnies.... :happy:

Velouria

31-01-2005, 01:30 PM

:LOL:
THB - Goth.

I thank you. :D

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:31 PM

Fuck you, slag.
:LOL:
I love GT too. *sits on face*

Sapphire

31-01-2005, 01:31 PM

I'm so joining this, I need moral support.

And Mort is right, working makes you lose weight, last summer when I worked my arse off at the video store, I got to my lightest weight ever.

:( *misses being thinner*

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:31 PM

Diets?

Food?

I haven't eaten today. :unsure:

Might have to go and get some bacon sarnies.... :happy:
Shhh.
Bacon... pft.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 01:33 PM

:LOL:
I love GT too. *sits on fence*

Are you sat on the fence in such a way that you're recieving sexual gratification?

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 01:34 PM

:LOL:
I love GT too. *sits on face*
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Velouria

31-01-2005, 01:35 PM

Are you sat on the fence in such a way that you're recieving sexual gratification?

Not if it's one of those fences with the spiky posts. Ouch!

Time for tea...

Megalomaniac

31-01-2005, 03:12 PM

Essentially you can eat what you like whatever 'diet' you do as long as you're willing to do the exercise to burn it off. If you eat crap and don't exercise, you will get fat(ter). Eat a balanced diet and don't exercise and you won't get AS fat. Just exercise!! Even 15 minutes of walking fast counts!

Either that or drink water when you get hungry and don't snack between meals. Works for me. I've lost 4 pounds in a week just doing that because the slower you lose weight, the longer it will stay off of you. (I've read too many Rosemary Conely magazines!)

Trust. :)

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 03:16 PM

Megalomaniac

31-01-2005, 03:18 PM

Gemsy

31-01-2005, 03:19 PM

Just do the exercise then :p
Bah. I don't do enough to counteract the effects of the Ben & Jerry's. :D

Humphrey Goldenbollocks

31-01-2005, 04:01 PM

:LOL:

Silly fat people :D

Its great being able to eat a huge slab of chocolate and know you won't gain a single bit of weight :D :D :D

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 04:02 PM

:LOL:

Silly fat people :D

Its great being able to eat a huge slab of chocolate and know you won't gain a single bit of weight :D :D :D

Give it 10 years and you'll be like an airship.

lottie2002

31-01-2005, 04:03 PM

I started going to exercise classes. They have a rather charming name..."Body Pump". uses weights n stuff. Quite fun really. I hate the low fat thing though. Although I have to stick to it. Going to Austrailia in summer. Can't wear baggy jeans there or I will boil to death in my own juices.

Nice.

body pump sucks :indiff: ... it is a good workout though (not that i've ever done it or anything, i do body combat, way nicer :happy: ...but pump used to be the class i had to wait for before combat could start, so i could sit in front of the window and laugh at the people with hardly any weights and still not managing to get the darn things of the ground :LOL: )

*looks at tummy* i need to start losing a bit weight as well... bit chubby... does going to school on your bike and back to home (total of about, 20-30 minutes) also count as exercise? and walking up and down on the stairs every 50 minutes?

Nikora

31-01-2005, 04:04 PM

Give it 10 years and you'll be like an airship.
Justice will be done :D

Humphrey Goldenbollocks

31-01-2005, 04:06 PM

Give it 10 years and you'll be like an airship.

Your just jealous

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 04:06 PM

I`ve lost 1 stone and 4 lbs since i started my diet Dec 2nd by cutting out carbs :D:D:D

I also joined the gym this afternoon...

Gooo Meee *YaY* hrhr :p

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 04:09 PM

Your just jealous

Not really. My BMI is 24, so I'm right slap bang in the normal range. :D

Plus, I don't really care for excessive amounts of chocolate. :)

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 04:28 PM

*Forgot to add that i cheated a few times :unsure:

So i`m :ohmy: That i lost the weight :cool:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 05:11 PM

*Forgot to add that i cheated a few times :unsure:

Cheated? You mean you recalabrated the scales?

The Nargmaster

31-01-2005, 05:23 PM

Protein makes you want to eat less, fat makes you want to eat more.

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 05:26 PM

Protein makes you want to eat less, fat makes you want to eat more.

Another good reason for girls to swallow

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 05:35 PM

Cheated? You mean you recalabrated the scales?

:p No... I ate shit i wasn`t sposed to :unsure:

I`m gonna try n make a real effort with the gym now...Plus with this diet i should be not sooo fat by summer (hopefully :rolleyes: ) :LOL:

The Nargmaster

31-01-2005, 05:45 PM

Another good reason for girls to swallow

My thoughts exactly

Kathryn

31-01-2005, 05:54 PM

meh - Gym is too expensive. I neeeeed to do some exercise :'(

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 05:57 PM

meh - Gym is too expensive. I neeeeed to do some exercise :'(

Gym i joined today had a special offer where i only had to pay admin fees (£30) And they waivered the joining fee (£100) :D

Then it`s only £25 a month :D

Tiz right next to where i live n 2 mins walk from ma work too so i can nip in anytime :D

Kathryn

31-01-2005, 05:59 PM

meh - Gym is too expensive. I neeeeed to do some exercise :'(

Scrap that - mother has just come home from gym after having a word with manager and presented me with my very own gym membership card :D :D :D :D I can go as much as I like for £2 a session!!!!!!!!!!

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 06:00 PM

Scrap that - mother has just come home from gym after having a word with manager and presented me with my very own gym membership card :D :D :D :D I can go as much as I like for £2 a session!!!!!!!!!!

Kewlio :D

Kathryn

31-01-2005, 06:26 PM

Kewlio :D

Indeed - I'm booked in for aerobics tomorrow!! :D

Finally gonna get rid of all the excess energy I have (and my fat christmas tummy :unsure: )

theimpressiveclergyman

31-01-2005, 06:30 PM

Must stop vegetating. And eating crap.
Can anyone recommend more bearable alternatives to sit-ups? >_<

The Nargmaster

31-01-2005, 06:42 PM

Gym i joined today had a special offer where i only had to pay admin fees (£30) And they waivered the joining fee (£100) :D

Then it`s only £25 a month :D

Tiz right next to where i live n 2 mins walk from ma work too so i can nip in anytime :D

Unlucky! I work as a lifeguard in a leisure centre, and I get to use the gym whenever i like... for free! :D

Keys

31-01-2005, 06:43 PM

Must stop vegetating. And eating crap.
Can anyone recommend more bearable alternatives to sit-ups? >_<
pull ups are always good :D

im not trying to lose weight, in fact the opposite, but im trying to get on a healthy 5 fruit/veg a day diet... but that seems impossible.. any tips?

Keys

31-01-2005, 06:44 PM

Unlucky! I work as a lifeguard in a leisure centre, and I get to use the gym whenever i like... for free! :D
lucky you lol, i have to pay £80 for the year :indiff:

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 06:48 PM

Unlucky! I work as a lifeguard in a leisure centre, and I get to use the gym whenever i like... for free! :D

Lucky bugger :p

Velouria

31-01-2005, 06:50 PM

lucky you lol, i have to pay £80 for the year :indiff:

I pay £29 per month, and end up not going. :rolleyes:

They rang me up again the other day to ask where I was. :$

The Nargmaster

31-01-2005, 06:50 PM

It's right over the road from my college aswell :)

Keys

31-01-2005, 06:53 PM

I pay £29 per month, and end up not going. :rolleyes:

They rang me up again the other day to ask where I was. :$
oh my lol why not? theyve probably got people following you around.

Velouria

31-01-2005, 06:55 PM

oh my lol why not? theyve probably got people following you around.

My trainer asked my mate where I was the other day too. :$

It's actually quite good of them to try to encourage people to go. A lot of gyms would just take the money without caring.

Keys

31-01-2005, 06:56 PM

My trainer asked my mate where I was the other day too. :$

It's actually quite good of them to try to encourage people to go. A lot of gyms would just take the money without caring.
hahaha yeah thats true! lol that or they got other offers for you to sign... :D

SacredSilence

31-01-2005, 07:06 PM

My trainer asked my mate where I was the other day too. :$

It's actually quite good of them to try to encourage people to go. A lot of gyms would just take the money without caring.

Is it worth getting a personal trainer? My gym has this special offer of 3 sessions with one for £20...

The Nargmaster

31-01-2005, 07:12 PM

I think I might take the fittness instructor qualifiaction... then i'll give muse board discounts :p

theimpressiveclergyman

31-01-2005, 07:15 PM

pull ups are always good :D

What, pull-ups with a bar? O_o No can do. I'm physically incapable. :unsure:

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 07:16 PM

Must stop vegetating. And eating crap.
Can anyone recommend more bearable alternatives to sit-ups? >_<

You need one of those wheel things with handles on. They absolutely destroy your stomach! :LOL:

Six pack in days....

Nikora

31-01-2005, 07:18 PM

I need something to destroy my ass :indiff:

Thessi

31-01-2005, 07:21 PM

You need one of those wheel things with handles on. They absolutely destroy your stomach! :LOL:

Six pack in days....
Oh right, and the bench where you do the rowing thing "swing yourself slim" :LOL:

theimpressiveclergyman

31-01-2005, 07:21 PM

Six pack in days....
Just the look I'm going for. :D
*quaffs protein shake*

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 07:25 PM

I need something to destroy my ass :indiff:

Where's Fuzz when the jokes are this obvious....? :rolleyes:

:LOL:

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 07:26 PM

Just the look I'm going for. :D
*quaffs protein shake*

This thing.

http://www.wecarelife.at/BildShow/0,2951,15470,00.jpg

I think they're a tenner or so.

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 07:27 PM

Oh right, and the bench where you do the rowing thing "swing yourself slim" :LOL:

:unsure:

Errrr. 7. :unsure:

What are you on about? :stunned:

Thessi

31-01-2005, 07:28 PM

:unsure:

Errrr. 7. :unsure:

What are you on about? :stunned:
This http://www.asseenontvpicks.com/images/products/ab_swing.jpg :D

Velouria

31-01-2005, 07:29 PM

Is it worth getting a personal trainer? My gym has this special offer of 3 sessions with one for £20...

It might be worth doing. When I joined my gym I had some induction sessions with a personal trainer, so that I could be taught how to use the equipment properly, have my fitness assessed and have my first training plan drawn up. I paid £40 for 4 sessions I think.

Depends how your gym works. Further assessments, training plans and advice are included in the monthly membership at my place.

theimpressiveclergyman

31-01-2005, 07:32 PM

This thing.

http://www.wecarelife.at/BildShow/0,2951,15470,00.jpg

I think they're a tenner or so.
Classy.. I've seen them around.

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 07:33 PM

This http://www.asseenontvpicks.com/images/products/ab_swing.jpg :D

Ahhhh. I get you.

I've never seen those before, but I'm not exactly into fitness for the sake of it.... :unsure: :LOL:

I find that 2-3 hours of squash per week keeps me from getting too fat! :D

Bjorny

31-01-2005, 07:34 PM

Classy.. I've seen them around.

20 reps on one of those feels like about 100 sit ups.

Thessi

31-01-2005, 07:38 PM

Ahhhh. I get you.

I've never seen those before, but I'm not exactly into fitness for the sake of it.... :unsure: :LOL:

I find that 2-3 hours of squash per week keeps me from getting too fat! :D
Well that gadget is downright silly. Just look at it! :rolleyes:

Kajeeves

31-01-2005, 07:45 PM

I need something to destroy my ass :indiff:I thought you had to walk up a big-ass hill everyday? Surely if you do a bit of clenching as you walk, you could have buns of steel in no-time.

Kathryn

31-01-2005, 07:47 PM

Is it worth getting a personal trainer? My gym has this special offer of 3 sessions with one for £20...

Go for it - that is cheap!! :D My gym (hell yeah!) charges £20 per session!!!

CottonCandy

31-01-2005, 07:49 PM

I thought you had to walk up a big-ass hill everyday? Surely if you do a bit of clenching as you walk, you could have buns of steel in no-time.

Noo, that doesn't help. I walk up this big hill almost every day, and no results... Not that I'd want my ass go away, quite the opposite.

(hehe, big-ass hill :LOL: )

Kathryn

31-01-2005, 07:52 PM

Lie in bed and clench and unclench your arse about 50 times a day. Sounds dodgy but works if you stick at it!

Kajeeves

31-01-2005, 07:55 PM

Noo, that doesn't help. I walk up this big hill almost every day, and no results... Not that I'd want my ass go away, quite the opposite.

(hehe, big-ass hill :LOL: )Naa, it doesn't make it disappear, it just makes it firmer. Me and this girl tried it when i was at college. I think it worked...

Lie in bed and clench and unclench your arse about 50 times a day. Sounds dodgy but works if you stick at it!Hrmm, sounds intriguing. Don't think i'll be trying it tho.

Magdalena

31-01-2005, 08:00 PM

theimpressiveclergyman

31-01-2005, 08:11 PM

Naa, it doesn't make it disappear, it just makes it firmer. Me and this girl tried it when i was at college. I think it worked...

Egad, that sounds dodgy... :stunned:

Kajeeves

31-01-2005, 08:12 PM

Egad, that sounds dodgy... :stunned:Shadap, you :p

CottonCandy

31-01-2005, 08:13 PM

Egad, that sounds dodgy... :stunned:

indeed it does... Clenching butt with girls... :p

Grapevine

31-01-2005, 08:16 PM

We have this weird tummy toner thing in our house....you hold a bar type thing and lift it up whilst doing sit ups. I don't use it though, hurts my back. :LOL: :rolleyes: (Oh what an old woman I am.)

theimpressiveclergyman

31-01-2005, 08:16 PM

Shadap, you :p
I can't help meself, it comes naturally... :D

Nikora

31-01-2005, 08:19 PM

Where's Fuzz when the jokes are this obvious....? :rolleyes:

:LOL:
:LOL: :LOL: Whoops

daniela

31-01-2005, 10:53 PM

Must stop vegetating. And eating crap.
Can anyone recommend more bearable alternatives to sit-ups? >_<
liposuction :D

daniela

31-01-2005, 10:55 PM

We have this weird tummy toner thing in our house....you hold a bar type thing and lift it up whilst doing sit ups. I don't use it though, hurts my back. :LOL: :rolleyes: (Oh what an old woman I am.)
we have one of those, my sister got it. she goes on about 50 diets a week. i can manage about 70 sit ups on one of those before i give up and collapse :LOL:. i prefer using them to doing normal sit ups, at least you know youre doing it right. although i normally have some kind of routine where i start using it everyday, this lasts for a week then i give up for a few months. i used to swim loads then had an op on my foot and stopped going since!
i do push up on the banisters occasionaly, except i stopped doing those because ive had really bad chest bruising and couldnt even open doors without getting pains!

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

31-01-2005, 11:01 PM

Where's Fuzz when the jokes are this obvious....? :rolleyes:

:LOL:

Sorry, I was wanking to child porn.

Grapevine

31-01-2005, 11:40 PM

we have one of those, my sister got it. she goes on about 50 diets a week. i can manage about 70 sit ups on one of those before i give up and collapse :LOL:. i prefer using them to doing normal sit ups, at least you know youre doing it right. although i normally have some kind of routine where i start using it everyday, this lasts for a week then i give up for a few months. i used to swim loads then had an op on my foot and stopped going since!
i do push up on the banisters occasionaly, except i stopped doing those because ive had really bad chest bruising and couldnt even open doors without getting pains!

Yeah I haven't really used it in ages, my Mum used to use it....not much now....so it is sitting about collecting dust at the moment! I seem to get really bad muscle pain when I try things like that now, so I don't bother, must be unfit or something, lol. Walking is my exercise. :happy:

That Little Animal

01-02-2005, 12:02 AM

http://www.spilogsjov.dk/missb/fat-woman.jpg

Fat, fight it...

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:11 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/Gemsy/DUST.bmp
Dust! Anybody? No? Dust! Anybody? No? Dust!
Dunno about anyone else but I'm trying to lose a bit of weight.
Bah, dieting.
Thought it would be good to have a funkeh thread... heehee.
For tips and cheats and that. :D

sometimes I drink beer for dinner instead of having dinner. It's great fun and less calories than dinner would have been :D

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:12 AM

I just had a toasted cheese sandwich and a glass of coke. But on the other hand, I am ill. So I deserve comfort eating once in a while.

...at least that's my excuse. And I'm sticking to it

if you're ill, then your body might burn lots of calories while trying to get better, and you will lose some pounds ;) That is the ONLY good thing about being ill.

Murray

01-02-2005, 02:13 AM

Don't eat.

WOOT! to the POOT!

Bloody hell I'm wasted!

Classical music is so fucking cool! Moonlight sonata on the guitar is awesome....WAAAAIIILLLL meow!

http://www.weeklyplanet.com/2004-04-15/cover-2.jpg

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:15 AM

Masturbate thrice daily. Violently.

:LOL: or they could have a nice swim or a brisk walk

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:24 AM

That's the beef though... I can't eat a balanced diet.
If I don't count things properly I will live on processed crappy munch.
I found that the counting malarkey is the only thing that works for me... discipline my bad self. :happy:

"processed crappy munch" :LOL: I will try and remember to use that term when referring to junk food.

but seriously, here it is. I'm not good at sticking with it, but, bleh...

so, if I eat less than 2000 calories a day, I lose weight. I have been evaluated by a doctor, and I assume that most females my age have a very similar metabolism. If I eat more than 2000 calories in a day, I usually walk one mile per every 100 calories that I must burn. Swimming one mile at a moderate (or even relaxed) pace burns 300 calories. So, if I eat 2400 calories one day, and I want to burn 400, I usually walk 4 miles. but hey, 2000 calories is a lot of food, so it's pathetic that I am even able to eat that much in one day.

Murray

01-02-2005, 02:25 AM

"processed crappy munch" :LOL: I will try and remember to use that term when referring to junk food.

but seriously, here it is. I'm not good at sticking with it, but, bleh...

so, if I eat less than 2000 calories a day, I lose weight. I have been evaluated by a doctor, and I assume that most females my age have a very similar metabolism. If I eat more than 2000 calories in a day, I usually walk one mile per every 100 calories that I must burn. Swimming one mile at a moderate (or even relaxed) pace burns 300 calories. So, if I eat 2400 calories one day, and I want to burn 400, I usually walk 4 miles. but hey, 2000 calories is a lot of food, so it's pathetic that I am even able to eat that much in one day.

Do you have a nice bum?

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:29 AM

Protein makes you want to eat less, fat makes you want to eat more.

this is true. mmmm, protien :happy: and it keeps you full for staying in your stomach longer than other foods.

Murray

01-02-2005, 02:30 AM

this is true. mmmm, protien :happy: and it keeps you full for staying in your stomach longer than other foods.

Do not avoid the question, is your bum nice? :p

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:33 AM

I need something to destroy my ass :indiff:

:LOL:

aww, asses are hot.. You probably have a nice hour-glass figure to be proud of. Sometimes rich women in the US buy butt implants ..hehe, I worry that they would sit down too hard and pop one or something

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:35 AM

Do not avoid the question, is your bum nice? :p

what? :confused:

it's pretty good. I don't gain weight in that area if that's what you're asking.

Murray

01-02-2005, 02:36 AM

:LOL:

aww, asses are hot.. You probably have a nice hour-glass figure to be proud of. Sometimes rich women in the US buy butt implants ..hehe, I worry that they would sit down too hard and pop one or something

http://www.excitementmachine.org/log/puppy.jpg

:stunned:

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:36 AM

Do you have a nice bum?

oh, here we are! ahaha. I like my own bum, yes :LOL:

Murray

01-02-2005, 02:36 AM

what? :confused:

it's pretty good. I don't gain weight in that area if that's what you're asking.

:)

I'm in a stupid mood, ignore me, but thanks for answering!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Simone

01-02-2005, 02:38 AM

:)

I'm in a stupid mood, ignore me, but thanks for answering!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

:LOL:

It's late where you are, so you're entitled to be in whatever mood you want

Murray

01-02-2005, 02:58 AM

:LOL:

It's late where you are, so you're entitled to be in whatever mood you want

:)

Big hug and kiss for you :)

I am so tired!

Simone

01-02-2005, 03:07 AM

:)

Big hug and kiss for you :)

I am so tired!

:D thanks

catwomanforever

01-02-2005, 03:18 AM

I don't know why people worry so much when it comes to losing weight.....at least you guys aren't obese.

Allure

01-02-2005, 03:25 AM

21.3 BMI. *pout* Must lose.

Simone

01-02-2005, 03:28 AM

how many pounds is that? :confused:

nevermind, I should figure it out on my own :$

Allure

01-02-2005, 03:37 AM

http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

^ BMI calculator.

tis a bit dodgy, though, with muscles/fat and asdklasdj.

catwomanforever

01-02-2005, 03:47 AM

http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

^ BMI calculator.

tis a bit dodgy, though, with muscles/fat and asdklasdj.

thanks for the info. This is good motivation.

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 04:08 AM

21.3 BMI. *pout* Must lose.

What the fuck? :confused:

That is good... BMI should be between 20 and 25... When I was 16 I had the BMI of 17... Looked like a walking stick, but now I have BMI of 21 or something and I feel good... Don't you lose any weight. :mad:

Simone

01-02-2005, 04:19 AM

http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm

^ BMI calculator.

tis a bit dodgy, though, with muscles/fat and asdklasdj.

according to this, you are "normal" and on the thin side ;)

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 04:22 AM

according to this, you are "normal" and on the thin side ;)

Same thing I said... I really don't need to lose weight, but I could use some getting in fit... I'm crap :(

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 07:30 AM

I don't know why people worry so much when it comes to losing weight.....at least you guys aren't obese.

I am..I`m faaaar too fat for my height :p

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 08:21 AM

Well, I didn't go last night.
I was so down yesterday I couldn't face all the sweaty people.
I went for a walk on my own in the forest instead. :D
But then I ate pizza. :stunned:

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 08:22 AM

Why ent u on msn? *huggles*

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 08:23 AM

Why ent u on msn? *huggles*
*opens msn*

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 08:43 AM

*opens msn*

:D

Meh....I`m sposed to be @ the gym now to get ma pass etc...Can`t be arsed :rolleyes: :LOL:

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 09:30 AM

:D

Meh....I`m sposed to be @ the gym now to get ma pass etc...Can`t be arsed :rolleyes: :LOL:

A great start to the health kick... :rolleyes:

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 10:32 AM

...
...
...
...
chocolate

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 10:33 AM

A great start to the health kick... :rolleyes:

:LOL: I know..

Tiz just for the lecture n pass tho so i can get away with not bein arsed to go :p

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 10:37 AM

Lesbian porn pwns.

Velouria

01-02-2005, 10:39 AM

Lesbian porn pwns.

Have you've been watching lesbian porn set in a Weight Watchers meeting? Otherwise I fail to see the relevance to this thread...

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 10:42 AM

Have you've been watching lesbian porn set in a Weight Watchers meeting? Otherwise I fail to see the relevance to this thread...

No, I was watching some fatties go at it.

*hopes face was saved*

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 10:43 AM

Have you've been watching lesbian porn set in a Weight Watchers meeting? Otherwise I fail to see the relevance to this thread...

Christ. If that was the case I'd weigh about 6 stone.... :happy:

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 10:43 AM

No, I was watching some fatties go at it.

Sounds...Nice... o_O

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 10:44 AM

Lesbian porn pwns.
You know where you can show and tell. :D

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 10:45 AM

Whens the best time of day to weigh urself? Mornin or night?

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 10:45 AM

Whens the best time of day to weigh urself? Mornin or night?

:LOL:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 10:48 AM

Whens the best time of day to weigh urself? Mornin or night?

After a shit.

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 10:48 AM

:LOL:

Tsk shush...I might be able to lie to myself if i weigh less in the am after sleepin n not eatin n drinkin loadsa shit :p

Was worth a try!

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 10:50 AM

Night, because it shows tha most honest weight, after meals, baths etc.

Although I never weigh myself. It lies to me. I am a size ten. And 10 stone and a bit. It can't be fair. How can I go to Austailia like this? *prods stomach*
I've seen Neighbours, I know you're all skinny. *cries*

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 10:51 AM

After a shit.
I don`t do things like that...I`m a laydeeeeee

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/polaroid/ml_17.jpg

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 10:53 AM

I don`t do things like that...I`m a laydeeeeee

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/polaroid/ml_17.jpg

So the arse is just for sexual gratification?

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 10:57 AM

No, its like abelly button. It is there only as a freak of nature, to look a bit wierd, but if you didn't have it it would class you as a freak.

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 10:59 AM

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 11:01 AM

I'm a size 22. I know this as I was required to cross dress recently.

Good stuff. :LOL:

Nice.
I like the way you said "Required to". :LOL: Required to do it for what?

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:04 AM

Nice.
I like the way you said "Required to". :LOL: Required to do it for what?

So he could get it on with some carpet munchers.

"ohhhh, that's a realistic strap on."

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 11:13 AM

Hmm...Just because they're lesbians, doesn't mean they are stupid. I am sure that the amount of hair would have given it away.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:14 AM

Hmm...Just because they're lesbians, doesn't mean they are stupid. I am sure that the amount of hair would have given it away.

you don't know a lot of lesbians, do you? :LOL:

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 11:20 AM

Ah, you got me there mate.
Although, I have, you know, one time. It was....enlightening. But I can't say I'd be changed by it. I like GUYS.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:21 AM

Ah, you got me there mate.
Although, I have, you know, one time. It was....enlightening. But I can't say I'd be changed by it. I like GUYS.

So do I, but I don't want to fuck them.

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 11:24 AM

Well, you see, that's where me and you differ.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:26 AM

And you don't poo.

Shinybiscuit

01-02-2005, 11:28 AM

Oh yeah. That too.

weezul

01-02-2005, 01:27 PM

ahhaha i can eat whatever i want n not get fat

Murray

01-02-2005, 01:30 PM

ahhaha i can eat whatever i want n not get fat

Try eating your own face

http://ourgeneralstore.typepad.com/photos/kids_in_the_kitchen/dsc00353.JPG

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 01:33 PM

ahhaha i can eat whatever i want n not get fat
Prickpipe.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 01:38 PM

ahhaha i can eat whatever i want n not get fat

You're 15. Wait until puberty's over. I guess you'll grow to the size of a small whale then.

Pussyclarnobber.

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 01:40 PM

You're 15. Wait until puberty's over. I guess you'll grow to the size of a small whale then.

Pussyclarnobber.
That's what I said to my bro last night.
Bwahaha. You're gonna spread... growing sideways like a mo'fo'... hahaha.
Pussyclarnoblettwuntbucketprickpipe.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 01:41 PM

Pussyclarnoblettwuntbucketprickpipe.

You missed 'nobsock' out.

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 01:45 PM

ahhaha i can eat whatever i want n not get fat

Wooh.

I can go into a shop and buy beer.

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 01:46 PM

You missed 'nobsock' out.
Woops.
Nobsock.

Velouria

01-02-2005, 01:56 PM

Wooh.

I can go into a shop and buy beer.

:LOL: :LOL:

I love those dry banana slices, but hate fresh banana. What's that about?

weezul

01-02-2005, 01:57 PM

chill out, im 16 and it will catch up with me when im 20 and ill be big fat heffer , THEN You can laugh

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 01:59 PM

We'll laugh now if we wish. Try and stop us.

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 02:33 PM

We'll laugh now if we wish. Try and stop us.
Yeah damn it.
*laughs*
:LOL:
Today I've had:
2 apples - 1 point
2 Weetabix with milk - 3 points
About 100g apricots - *will check pointage when get home, but think about 2*
2 slices o' bread - 1.5 points
Some marge - 1 point
Milk in my coffees and on my cereal - 1 point.
9.5 total, which leaves me 10.5 for this evening. Bonus. :D
Bring on the Curly Wurlies.

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 02:54 PM

I couldn`t work on a points system...I`m too rubbish :rolleyes:

I`m scarfin choc chip cookies as i type this..But they`re low carb! So :p

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 02:57 PM

:LOL: :LOL:

I love those dry banana slices, but hate fresh banana. What's that about?

Now, personally, I prefer the real deal. The banana chips are hard work!

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 02:58 PM

Yeah damn it.
*laughs*
:LOL:
Today I've had:
2 apples - 1 point
2 Weetabix with milk - 3 points
About 100g apricots - *will check pointage when get home, but think about 2*
2 slices o' bread - 1.5 points
Some marge - 1 point
Milk in my coffees and on my cereal - 1 point.
9.5 total, which leaves me 10.5 for this evening. Bonus. :D
Bring on the Curly Wurlies.

I've eaten 306 points, which leaves me, oooh, as many as I like for tonight. :D

01-02-2005, 02:58 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/southeast/series2/images/cookery_rik_waller_150.jpg

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 03:11 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/southeast/series2/images/cookery_rik_waller_150.jpg

RaaaaaaaaR...Is that really you?? You are sooo sexy...

You looks like a famous person...Bet you could be one :cool:

*Swooooon*

Gemsy

01-02-2005, 03:15 PM

:LOL:
306 points.
*explodes*

Murray

01-02-2005, 03:47 PM

:LOL: :LOL:

I love those dry banana slices, but hate fresh banana. What's that about?

Eurrggh :/ they are like scummy toenails, real bananas rule (eat them sideways, they taste better)

rockchik

01-02-2005, 04:01 PM

i wanna lose about 2 stone but i have no will power whatsoever, i have good intentions evry day, i usually have a healthy breakfast but thats where it ends, i've just had a choccie bar n 2 jammie dodgers :mad:

SacredSilence

01-02-2005, 04:03 PM

theimpressiveclergyman

01-02-2005, 04:34 PM

(eat them sideways, they taste better)
The Catholic schoolgirl method- more modest, you see.

liposuction :D
Shup you, ye fast-metabolised bint. :p

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 04:38 PM

The Catholic schoolgirl method- more modest, you see.

:stunned:
Really?

:unsure:

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 04:40 PM

The Catholic schoolgirl method- more modest, you see.

:LOL: the harmonica style

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 04:41 PM

:LOL: the harmonica style

You'll never play the pigskin piccolo with that technique!

theimpressiveclergyman

01-02-2005, 04:42 PM

:stunned:
Really?

:unsure:
:LOL:
Come to Ireland. You'll have fun.

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 04:42 PM

You'll never play the pigskin piccolo with that technique!

:stunned: pigskin?

I've always thought that men are pigs, but this proves my point

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 04:42 PM

:LOL:
Come to Ireland. You'll have fun.

But, but, but...

Really? :unsure: :stunned:

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 04:43 PM

:stunned: pigskin?

I've always thought that men are pigs, but this proves my point

Sluta nu, Finnjävla flicka! :mad:

:LOL:

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 04:54 PM

Sluta nu, Finnjävla flicka! :mad:

:LOL:

...slut? :p

Jag ska aldrig lyssna dig! Du är en gris!!!

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 04:55 PM

...slut? :p

Jag ska aldrig lyssna dig! Du är en gris!!!

Me? A pig? Well I never!!!! :indiff:

:LOL:

"Sluta" means "stop".

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 04:55 PM

But, but, but...

Really? :unsure: :stunned:

Plus you may see Shane.

*fights need to post shane pics

theimpressiveclergyman

01-02-2005, 04:56 PM

But, but, but...

Really? :unsure: :stunned:
It's only urban legend. :LOL:
..I think.
But then, I wasn't around in the Fifties... :stunned:

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 05:01 PM

Me? A pig? Well I never!!!! :indiff:

:LOL:

"Sluta" means "stop".

Hehe, I knew that, I've studied swedish for 6 years... :p

Min rumpa är snygg :D
Du är en gris, som alla männen.

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 05:04 PM

Hehe, I knew that, I've studied swedish for 6 years... :p

Min rumpa är snygg :D
Du är en gris, som alla männen.

What's with all the man hating all of a sudden? :unsure: :eek:

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 05:05 PM

What's with all the man hating all of a sudden? :unsure: :eek:

She's a girl, der brain.

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 05:05 PM

What's with all the man hating all of a sudden? :unsure: :eek:

Männen är polkagrisor... Sött.

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 05:08 PM

Männen är polkagrisor... Sött.

Ahhhh, så att är bättre!!!

(??? My Swedish is failing me.... :unsure: :LOL: )

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 05:13 PM

Ahhhh, så att är bättre!!!

(??? My Swedish is failing me.... :unsure: :LOL: )

Så är det bättre?

Jag tycker om polkagrisor. :D Du kan suga en polkagris för mycket lång tid... :LOL:

Bjorny

01-02-2005, 05:16 PM

Så är det bättre?

Jag tycker om polkagrisor. :D Du kan suga en polkagris för mycket lång tid... :LOL:

It was meant to say "that is better". I was going to write "det är bättre", but I think that is wrong....

Oh well.

Eile mit weile. :(

You and your minty goodness... :rolleyes: :LOL: ;)

CottonCandy

01-02-2005, 05:19 PM

It was meant to say "that is better". I was going to write "det är bättre", but I think that is wrong....

Oh well.

Eile mit weile. :(

You and your minty goodness... :rolleyes: :LOL: ;)

hehe... sött och med mintsmak. :happy:

Ribcage

01-02-2005, 11:35 PM

hmm diet, whats that?

:LOL:

*skipsoffwhilstlaughingatallthedieters*

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:35 PM

*eats takeaway*

Ribcage

01-02-2005, 11:40 PM

ah great I just remembered my tub of toblerone ice cream omg omg so scrumptious. *dribble*

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:42 PM

Is that as pointlicious as a chicken curry and chips with a serving of spare ribs in ok sauce?

Nikora

01-02-2005, 11:42 PM

ah great I just remembered my tub of toblerone ice cream omg omg so scrumptious. *dribble*
I prefered the chocolate orange one :happy: but that stuff was nice

Ribcage

01-02-2005, 11:43 PM

Is that as pointlicious as a chicken curry and chips with a serving of spare ribs in ok sauce?

you are rubbish.
my toblerone ice cream pwns your rubbish 10course meal dish.

Superfuzz_Bigmuff

01-02-2005, 11:44 PM

Incorrect. I really, really need my foot to get better so I can burn all this crap off. :LOL:

Ribcage

01-02-2005, 11:44 PM

I prefered the chocolate orange one :happy: but that stuff was nice

now you're just being silly!
toblerone has proper bits in 'em
honest!

but anyhoo i got bored of it now ive decided to go for hagen daz cookies and cream

Gemsy

02-02-2005, 01:07 PM

I just ate two bits of shortbread.
*punches self*

rockchik

02-02-2005, 01:15 PM

You should try the diet i`m on... I lost 1 stone n 4 lbs in 6 weeks :ohmy:

wow!!!! thats good, what diet u on? the atkins? i couldnt live without spuds n pasta, i'd be starving :LOL:

SacredSilence

02-02-2005, 06:17 PM

wow!!!! thats good, what diet u on? the atkins? i couldnt live without spuds n pasta, i'd be starving :LOL:

No... I`m just on a carb free diet which is virtually the same as Atkins...

But i`m not "On" Atkins :rolleyes: :unsure:

I`m also on an anti diabetic drug Metformin...So i`m not sure how much each has to do with the weight i`ve lost :unsure:

Ash

02-02-2005, 06:19 PM

I just had cous cous with some chicken chucked in, some tomato salsa and red onion served with a ton of salad.

Gorgeous meal and I'm stuffed, all for about 400 calories;).

SacredSilence

02-02-2005, 06:20 PM

I just had a maccies :rolleyes: :LOL: ..BUT...

It was a salad with grilled chicken ;) :p

And Fresh Orange (Which i shouldn`t have but oh well :p )

Ash

02-02-2005, 06:22 PM

I just had a maccies :rolleyes: :LOL: ..BUT...

It was a salad with grilled chicken ;) :p

And Fresh Orange (Which i shouldn`t have but oh well :p )

Aren't those salads more calories than a bigmac and fries?? Or are they the KFC ones?

SacredSilence

02-02-2005, 06:23 PM

Aren't those salads more calories than a bigmac and fries?? Or are they the KFC ones?

I have no idea.. I`m not counting calories.. I`m counting Carbs ;)

Ash

02-02-2005, 06:25 PM

I have no idea.. I`m not counting calories.. I`m counting Carbs ;)

Eh?

How does that work? So on the "Not atkins" diet you can have as many calories as you like as long as you don't have carbs?

SacredSilence

02-02-2005, 06:27 PM

Eh?

How does that work? So on the "Not atkins" diet you can have as many calories as you like as long as you don't have carbs?

Well obviously if i had far too many i`d get fat like any normal person :p

But i`m not counting calories (i`m being sensible) As they`re not causes my weight..

Carbs cause my weight cos my body can`t convert them.

rockchik

03-02-2005, 08:25 AM

Gemsy

03-02-2005, 08:27 AM

GO TEAM GEMSY!
I went to the gym last night.
Big deal... but also I did 10 lengths of the swimming pool as well. :D
Then I nearly died. Bah.

SacredSilence

03-02-2005, 10:44 AM

i've just had a bowl of muesli with skimmed milk, thats my good start out of the way :LOL: my biggest prob at the mo is school dinners, what ever's left at the end of lunch time we get to eat, if it's a roast dinner i just cant resist :( :LOL:

:rolleyes: I went into work early yesterday so that i could have roast dinner :LOL: I was semi good tho and didn`t have the potatoes ;)

Sometimes if the puddings scrummy i`ll have one put by for when i finish :unsure:

I`ve had a Choc Chip Atkins Brekkie bar just now and i`ve got 10 mins to be in work ....

Meh!

Gemsy

03-02-2005, 10:48 AM

:rolleyes: I went into work early yesterday so that i could have roast dinner :LOL: I was semi good tho and didn`t have the potatoes ;)

Sometimes if the puddings scrummy i`ll have one put by for when i finish :unsure:

I`ve had a Choc Chip Atkins Brekkie bar just now and i`ve got 10 mins to be in work ....

Meh!
I had Weetabix again.
I'm sure it's not healthy to eat the same thing every day...

rockchik

03-02-2005, 01:14 PM

:rolleyes: I went into work early yesterday so that i could have roast dinner :LOL: I was semi good tho and didn`t have the potatoes ;)

Sometimes if the puddings scrummy i`ll have one put by for when i finish :unsure:

I`ve had a Choc Chip Atkins Brekkie bar just now and i`ve got 10 mins to be in work ....

Meh!
i'm the same with the puddings, if it's apple crumble or rice pudding i HAVE to have some, i had sheppards pie today but no pudding, i'll have to try n just have a sarnie for dinner, kinda balances it out then dunnit? :LOL:

Gemsy

09-02-2006, 11:11 AM

*bumps*
A year later, I'm at it again. :LOL:

It was my very good intention to cook something really healthy last night; I got some cabbage and spuds and carrots out, then I started looking for some meat… and it was all frozen. Damn freezers.

So we got a Dominoes. :LOL:

Damnit. So I started again, and had apples and tomatoes and cucumbers for breakkie this morning, but then the sandwich lady came and I bought a baguette and a bakewell tart.
Bakewell tarts own me. :(

Bewilders

09-02-2006, 11:14 AM

:LOL: Oh dear.

Velouria

09-02-2006, 11:23 AM

Chris

09-02-2006, 11:39 AM

I might go find somehting suitably high fat for lunch..

Roast beef and mustard sandwich,
or cheese toastie?

Gemsy

09-02-2006, 11:41 AM

I salute you for being as rubbish as me. :LOL:

The only way I'll do it is if I join Weight Watchers again, and have to face the fear of being weighed in front of all the other diet numptons.
:LOL:

Bah, I couldn't be arsed with Weight Watchers. Counting things and that... baaah.

Mmm, Dominoes though. And now there's loads left so I'll be having it again tonight. :LOL:
I've just ordered a book that supposed to be amazing for telling you how to cure acne by diet, type thing. I'm gonna give it a proper go, damnit.
Get the poi out and get toned up for my holiday. :D

Yeah right. Tonight I'll be in my favourite position under my blanket on the sofa, scoffing pizza and watching shite films. :LOL:

Popey

09-02-2006, 11:58 AM

Cravinnnnnggggggsssssssss.

Stecloud

09-02-2006, 11:58 AM

I thought this said 'Fat Fingers' thread. I was about to post a picture of my lovely slender digits.

reenap

09-02-2006, 12:14 PM

Walking about 15 mins a day...it makes a big (no pun intended :p ) difference. I'm slim but when I came to America I was a wee bit chubby. I used to walk loads...had no job..had nothing to do..and jerry springer day time tv did nothing for me. I walked 15 mins each day...lost just under a stone in about 3 months... It also helps if you're in a hot climate..sweating while you walk helps you lose more..one reason why I don't miss England...he he...:LOL:

Princess of Everything

09-02-2006, 12:41 PM

I'm fat fighting!!

Damn this weather is making me crave really stodgy food

Chris

09-02-2006, 01:19 PM

I might go find somehting suitably high fat for lunch..

Roast beef and mustard sandwich,
or cheese toastie?
I had a mustard, beef, and cheese toastie.

It was nice.

Miran-duh

09-02-2006, 02:45 PM

i've just spent a week drinking alcohol and eating greasery food.

yet weigh the same as i did a week ago.

awesomeness.

MissKristin

09-02-2006, 02:58 PM

I have no ambition to whip my fat ass into shape.. The fear of bikini season is my only motivation ever, and that is too far away to motivate me :(

gocanux

09-02-2006, 05:52 PM

I can thank Muse (really!) for my losing 35 lbs and keeping it off! When I met them in Sept 04 and had my photo taken with the band, all I could see was my little flabby tummy (thanks to 2 huge babies, 2 Caesareans, one appendectomy, and a fondness for lethargy and bread). So I discovered South Beach, which in essence is eliminating the high-glycemic index carbs like white bread, pasta, rice and potatoes, and eating only whole grain carbs in small amts (1/2 cup is a serving; in US restaurants they give you enough for 3-4 people!), lean protein and low/nonfat dairy 3 times a day, and lots of veggies and fruits, plus the "good fats" like EVOO. They actually require you to eat 6 times a day, but much smaller amts. Unfortunately I had to give up beer---they make some wonderful microbrews up here in the NW---but wine with dinner is allowed, so civilized. And the best thing is, the book promised quick results and loss of belly fat, which is the most dangerous kind in terms of heart risk, etc., and it worked! I lost 6-7 lbs in the first 2 weeks, and the next 25 came off over about 4-5 months. On our 3-week vacation this summer I put on 7 lbs despite a LOT of exercise, but it came of in 2 wks back on the plan. My sister is a BIG girl and has lost almost 50 lbs so far!

The other key is exercise: women in particular have such naturally slow metabolisms that it just doesn't work without some kind of regular, as in 3-4 times a week, cardio (like walking briskly, or aerobics/dance/elliptical/etc), and also muscle building/resistance exercise to rev the matabolism. Never thought i would actually enjoy going to a gym, but now I feel so good that I look forward to workouts. And this from a woman who had lost and regained the same 10-15 lbs a hundred times. My diet wasn't even that bad, it was just the portions and types of food I ate. That, and I'm old with the metabolism of a slug.

I am convinced that anyone can lose wt, but it really does require lifestyle change. Sermon over, Amen. Good luck!!