Scrubs

[uncle pelle]

an episode made me cry, tis so sad...just thought i'd share.

does anyone know when series 3 hits britain?

[Pearl]

Don't know, but it can't come soon enough, that programme is tops!

[daniela]

ive seen some of it already, they show it on sky. do they show it on terrestial? i have to get my boyfriend to record it for me:(

Dan

[uncle pelle]

i've already see most of 3.....but i want to wacth it when the sound isn't out of synch.....

tis funneh, my amte put piccies of jd, elliot and perry on cocktail sticks and put them in my b'day cake!!

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

i love zach braff (is that his name) from the series! he makes the show defo!

[Mullin]

hmmmmm having double vision!!

[brokenbliss]

I love this show, it's bloody hilarious. I love Dr Cox, I'd so go for him over Braff.

[uncle pelle]

perry cries!!!

and jack is soooo sweeet!

[Hoppipolla]

Series 4 is by far the best series so far.

[Louise F]

ooh, I love Scrubs. JD is cute :happy:

[Bubble Wrap]

Ooh, hello scrubs thread! One of the best tv shows going this!

[Mozza]

Anyone watch it on E4 last night?

[Louise F]

yeah, I did.

[Saaz]

I've missed this series..what's it like?

[daniela]

dvd for season 1 is coming out soon!

[tisoy]

I watched series 1 and loved it but they stopped airing it after that. Loved series one though and the stuffed dog episode :LOL:

[tupelohoney]

yeah its a funny show

[Hoppipolla]

Molly's gone :indiff:

[Auron]

"now were even"
:)

[Half Life]

"She can't be that much of a ball-breaker..."

And JD is now Jordan's bitch.

:LOL:

[the italian mafia]

scubs is class. dr cox is the best :)
"ok, im gonna write you a prescription for 2, testicles. feel free to pick them up wenever you want..."
"hey, studly. see wen u were smubling about in the trash, you happen to come across your own testicles, did ye?"
:LOL:



(have to see it)

[Gemsy]

Oh, it's so, so, so funny.
"I dunno whether I was supposed to give this to someone... or I took this from someone... but I got a bag 'o blood."
:LOL:

[Wowee Zowee]

finally scrubs on dvd june 27th.

woohoo.

[Hoppipolla]

Matthew Perry's lost it. Not funny at all anymore.

[Mozza]

Matthew Perry's lost it. Not funny at all anymore.

wrong show

Watched an "oldie" on Skyone last night, has Dr Cox and Kelso doing a banjo/washboard routine, and a midget janitor

[Wowee Zowee]

wrong show

Watched an "oldie" on Skyone last night, has Dr Cox and Kelso doing a banjo/washboard routine, and a midget janitor

:LOL: i saw that.

scrubs is possibly my all time fav comedy.

[glasskite]

Oh I do love scrubs. I'm going through all the episodes at the moment.

[Bai-Lee]

E4 gets a double bill which is so unfair..i love scrubs....fucking rules........Why don't you just paint over it...tee hee.... i hate oyu channel four....first you taunt us then you go on freeview...i still can't see you your fucking....add c word here......grrrrr! ahem rant over..i think.....Dolphin boy...lol

[Mozza]

"The Todd appreciates hot, male or female"

[Mozza]

Kelso(to Turk) You're diabetic?
Turk; I told you that
Kelso; I thought you were joking
Turk; How is that funny?
Kelso; It's a horrible disease and I don't like you

[fredjx]

damn i love this show! JD and Ted are my favorite characters!

[MoneySign]

Fredjx, you suck... Use the damn search!! And what the hell possessed you to think there wouldn't already be a thread on Scrubs (http://board.muse.mu/showthread.php?t=1286), anyways??

*imaginarilly locks thread*

[Mozza]

Patient: Sorry doc, i'm just worried about the old ticker
J.D: let us worry about your heart sir, you just get some rest
J.D's thoughts "OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO DIE"

Kelso: Well if it isnt Mr Turkleton
Turk: Actually sir its just Turk
Kelso: No thats your first name
Turk: You think my name is Turk Turkelton?
Kelso: absolutely, (Carla walks in) And Mrs Turkleton! The Turkletons together again

[Hoppipolla]

wrong show



He was in an episode on e4 the night before I wrote that, as far as I can remember, actually.

[Mozza]

yeah i realised my mistake after i posted, i was watching friends at the time. I saw that one, his charachter was called Murray

I apologise for my error

[daniela]

finally scrubs on dvd june 27th.

woohoo.
a week to go! i havnt seen much of series 1 so i can now catch up! :D

[Helliewoo]

Can't get a feckin' nuff of this show.

Hilarious.

[Hoppipolla]

yeah i realised my mistake after i posted, i was watching friends at the time. I saw that one, his charachter was called Murray

I apologise for my error


No worries. It was a crap episode, anyway.

[Wowee Zowee]

season one dvd out monday woooo :D

[Beast Love]

"Oh gosh, Shannon, thanks for getting my point across by repeating everything i say word for word"

That's a quote I wrote down ages ago...thought I'd put it on here...

[Helliewoo]

Sterile high-5 anyone?

[Mozza]

Janitor: "Gentleman, i have called a braintrust to figure out a way to make blonde doctor mine"
Randall: "I know, burn down her apartment"
Janitor: "I don't think so"
Troy: "I've got a plan, but we're gonna need some tugboats"
Janitor: "Thats all I ever get from you, tugboats and arson"

[Helliewoo]

:lol:

[Mozza]

Todd: "once you've put the whole in the popcorn bucket, its basically a waiting game!"
Doug: "and for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos."

As you can tell i've had nothing to do apart from watch endless srcubs repeats recently

[kiwi03]

Scrubs Season 2 DVD coming out on the 17th of August. It's good that we don't have to wait that long. Red Dwarf comes out every 6 months and it only has 6 episodes a season. :indiff:

[Becky boo]

red dwarf next dvd will have three discs.

Love scrubs :D

[Wowee Zowee]

red dwarf next dvd will have three discs.

Love scrubs :D
but isnt that red dwarf 7?....which is where it all goes down hill.

[Gemsy]

wrong show
No, Matthew Perry guested in one of the recent episodes..

[Tangerine]

I love Matthew Perry but I can't help but think 'Chandler' in anything non-Friends I see him in.

And the guy who played his father in Scrubs was actually his father! They look so much alike.

[Mozza]

Was watching the extras on the dvd, can't believe the janitor and ted were only supposed to be in 1 episode. The Janitor is the best character and i like the way that he now interracts with other characters rather than torment jd

[Wowee Zowee]

Was watching the extras on the dvd, can't believe the janitor and ted were only supposed to be in 1 episode. The Janitor is the best character and i like the way that he now interracts with other characters rather than torment jd
its also amazing how the janitor doesnt follow the script and improvises.

[Mozza]

One of my favourite Cox lines:
Listen up. I have been cursed to work the night shift with you chuckleheads, which means I have to tape the Laker-Heat game. And seeing as no one in the history of this germ box has ever made it through a shift without saying "Oh my God, oh, my God, did you see what happened last night on America's Fattest Fatties? A 900 pound woman lost a pound and a half and cried for twenty minutes!"

[Hoppipolla]

No, Matthew Perry guested in one of the recent episodes..

We've resolved that, teh gemz. :p

[Gemsy]

We've resolved that, teh gemz. :p
Oh, okay. :LOL:
*wants all teh DVDs*

[rossini]

I LOVE SCRUBS SO FUCKIN MUCH.

Me and a friend just talk about it all the time and no-one else seems to like it :( :(

ah welllllll.

"STOPYOURSTUPIDLAUGHINGITMAKESYOULOOKLIKEAWHORE" J.D to Elliot :D

[Becky boo]

One of my fave jd lines:

contemplating Dani living with him: There'll be Banana hammocks everywhere :LOL:

[daniela]

Oh, okay. :LOL:
*wants all teh DVDs*
season 2 is out at the end of september :D

[Mozza]

I LOVE SCRUBS SO FUCKIN MUCH.

Me and a friend just talk about it all the time and no-one else seems to like it :( :(

ah welllllll.

"STOPYOURSTUPIDLAUGHINGITMAKESYOULOOKLIKEAWHORE" J.D to Elliot :D

yeah a lot of my friends don't watch it, a few do and are obsessed with it, like me

[Gemsy]

I'm your beeyotch.

[Mozza]

I can't remember what episode it is but its one of J.D's dream sequences where Dr.Cox is his dad and they are playing catch, cracks me up so much!

[Gemsy]

I can't remember what episode it is but its one of J.D's dream sequences where Dr.Cox is his dad and they are playing catch, cracks me up so much!
I wish JD was real. :(

[Wowee Zowee]

:LOL: i love when JD turns into the hulk

[Gemsy]

:LOL: i love when JD turns into the hulk
:LOL: When he's the wrestling guy too.
"'CAUSE I'M THE INTERN!"
I love JD. :(

[Gemsy]

:LOL: Gurney surfing.

[Mozza]

C4 on friday says Brendan Fraiser is guest starring so it must be my all time fav scrubs episode! :)

[Stecloud]

The Leukimia one right? Yeah that episode is fantastic - but its a two parter, so you might have missed the first half already - hope not.

[Gemsy]

C4 on friday says Brendan Fraiser is guest starring so it must be my all time fav scrubs episode! :)
THANK YOU.
We were wondering who he was. He's in a couple of episodes from Series 1.
Cool. :cool:

[Gemsy]

The Leukimia one right? Yeah that episode is fantastic - but its a two parter, so you might have missed the first half already - hope not.
He comes back. :(

[Moonbaby]

I love Scrubs, it's my favouritest programme evah. The janitor is so funny, I cry with laughter at him sometimes.

[Gemsy]

J.D. stands waiting, his eyes locked on the Janitor, who begins mouthing something at him. J.D. puts his hand to his ear and mouths back "What?" So, the Janitor repeats, this time with hand motions: he points to himself -- "I'm" -- then he makes a walking motion -- "going" -- he holds up two fingers -- "to" -- he wrings an imaginary neck -- "kill" -- and he points at J.D. -- "you."

J.D.: [barely audible] Why?

The Janitor shrugs.

My favourite Janitor moment.
I used my geeky transcript-seeking skillz to find that. :cool:

[Becky boo]

I actually know a website where you can get a load of info for most shows including quotes and stuff. Show of the fact I have no life...

[Helliewoo]

I actually know a website where you can get a load of info for most shows including quotes and stuff. Show of the fact I have no life...


Same... i tend to type in a characters name to the internet movie database... turns out it's not just movies they have quotations from.... :fro:

[Becky boo]

Same... i tend to type in a characters name to the internet movie database... turns out it's not just movies they have quotations from.... :fro:

A good website for tv show quotes is tvtome.com (http://www.tvtome.com)

[Mozza]

The Leukimia one right? Yeah that episode is fantastic - but its a two parter, so you might have missed the first half already - hope not.

He's in another one in Series 3, tis better than the two-parter

And if channel 4 is right, then Friday has one of my favourite J.D moments

Cox: Those are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.

JD: You know you're right. I was an idiot to buy these shower shorts. I mean it's not like
they come with a complimentary shower wallet. (J.D pulls the wallet out of his pocket and the cord on them pings, slapping him in the face)

Cox rambles for a bit, then stops, :Shower shorts?

J.D: For the man who has nothing to hide..........but still wants to

And also

Ben: I AM THE BEST AT GAY CHICKEN!

[Gemsy]

Awww, Ben. :(

[Mozza]

Nothing says good morning better than a drunken human alarm clock

[AdVAn]

wooooo just bought season one on dvd for $32aus i had never really seen an episode in my life and now i love it

'if you push a stiff around no one will ask you to do anything'

[Grapevine]

I wish JD was real. :(

Yes :(

[Gemsy]

Yes :(
:'( want one

[Invisible Ink]

Nothing says good morning better than a drunken human alarm clock

:LOL:
That episode is really sad though :'(

[Grapevine]

:'( want one

*buys a JD* :happy:

[Stecloud]

Oh my..I saw the episode on Fri. Very sad, and took me completely by surprise.

[Beast Love]

Oh my..I saw the episode on Fri. Very sad, and took me completely by surprise.

was that the one with brendon frasier? if so, it took me by surprise too. I really wasn't expecting that at the end...


but on a lighter note, I've had 2 dreams in which they have been near complete episodes of Scrubs. Not real ones though, ones I have seemingly made up while sleeping. One was about a wagon and a red and green baloon and the other was about shopping in garden centres...

[Mozza]

I loved Fridays episode so much, even though i'd already seen it i taped it to watch it again

Elliot: Janitor, can you help me look for Carla?
Janitor: sure, i'll check the dumpster
Elliot: umm, we're not looking for dead carla
Janitor: atta girl, stay optimistic

[Gemsy]

:unsure:

[Stecloud]

New Season out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEeeep! I've been saving my HMV vouchers for weeks for this, and now its almost time.

[Mozza]

Matthew Perry episode on E4+1 right now

J.D: what an odd sized explosion

And from Friday:

Kelso: You're diabetic?
Turk: yes, i told you
Kelso: I thought you were joking
Turk: How is that funny?
Kelso: well its a horrible disease and I don't like you

[Stecloud]

Haha, another great kelso moment:

Kelso: That sounds like Enid running over Baxter's tail....Enid was recently paralysed, I haven't told anyone yet.

[Gemsy]

Anna's ordered me Series 2 for my birthday.
She gave me a notebook to open and inside she wrote "Gemsy, just so you had something cute to unwrap. The cute doctor is in the post! Anna xxx".
Yes, it's right in front of me with my shopping list on the next page. :LOL:
It's out next week. Playa! :D

[daniela]

woo! *looks at low money situation....* :indiff:

[nirajp]

Dr Cox > all

Cox :"And you, ya little neurotic one woman freak show, go take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-o-logist because if you are so stupid to consult the chief of medicine about some quasi offensive statement then I believe you need to replace the driver under your brainship 'cause he's drunk at the wheel"
Elliot: "So you're saying I should pick my battles"

Cox: "So what are you saying, just because you slept with JD you don't have to talk to him, because, if so, I think i'd seriously consider going down that route. Just one question, how is is post-game, is there spooning? because i'm not a spooning guy, y'kno"

Cox after JD's head explodes: "You can't be a doctor like that. I mean c'mon you look ridiculous"

ooh and another

Jordon: "You can't have sex with someone you care about, sex is for making babies and revenge"

<3 Scrubs <3 JD's thoughts/daydreams <3

[Becky boo]

I just bought the season 1 dvd today...well...yesterday but i didnt go to bed yet. Sooooo happy!!!!! :happy:

[Gemsy]

I just bought the season 1 dvd today...well...yesterday but i didnt go to bed yet. Sooooo happy!!!!! :happy:
I've watched it about 5 times. :LOL:

[Stecloud]

^ My mate still has mine, I'm gutted.

[Mozza]

Kelso: Maybe you should consult my TTT rule
Turk: Whats that?
Kelso: Tough titties turkleton

Dr Cox: Should i talk slower or get a nurse that speaks fluent moron?

[Gemsy]

lolz <3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/ciderpress/icons/nowsheallmad.png

[Becky boo]

I've watched it about 5 times. :LOL:

I've watched it all now but want to do it with the commentaries and havent watched all the bonus stuff yet :unsure:

[Gemsy]

Come ON, the 12th. :stunned:
I spend half my life wishing things would hurry up and wish my life away. :LOL:
I'm waiting for my Sex and The City and Frasier DVDs too.
And my silver shoes. :cool:

[Stecloud]

Its out today!

[slippersock]

i got it this morning! woop! tis so good! series two is possibly the finest...especially when JD imagines himself with an :fro:

I love it that everyone loves it! Anyone else want to join me in sending them an email asking to be extras in season 5?

[slippersock]

oh and im talking about the season 2 dvd...the damn postie woke me up around 10ish...thank god he did...shmid...

[Gemsy]

oh and im talking about the season 2 dvd...the damn postie woke me up around 10ish...thank god he did...shmid...
:'( :'( :'(
Where THE FUCK is mine?! :'(
I could've gone and got it from the shops already! Stupid pre-ordering.
*reminds self not to bother in future*

[slippersock]

did you order it off amazon artist formerly known as gemsy?

[Gemsy]

did you order it off amazon artist formerly known as gemsy?
Yeah. :( :'(
I wannit.

[slippersock]

thats weird, i know someone else who didnt get it, maybes cos my was bundled with me new cordless mouse....im clicking from the bog!! :D

[Gemsy]

thats weird, i know someone else who didnt get it, maybes cos my was bundled with me new cordless mouse....im clicking from the bog!! :D
:'( :'( :'(

Unless Anna received it this morning and has hidden it from me.
She ordered it for me for my birthday. I hope she's given them the right address.
What the hell am I gonna do tonight now? :LOL:

[slippersock]

well when i got series 1 when it came out i spent the entire day watching it through...its been through like 5 times now...so my evening is planned....the janitor is sooo funny in this series plus i liked the way they ended series 1

[daniela]

yey i got mine today! got it in the shops, i hate waiting for preorders off the net.

[Gemsy]

well when i got series 1 when it came out i spent the entire day watching it through...its been through like 5 times now...so my evening is planned....the janitor is sooo funny in this series plus i liked the way they ended series 1
I've watched Series 1 about 20 times now. :LOL:
Anna and I have been waiting and waiting for today. Damn it.
We have to wait till January until Series 3.

I watched 2 seasons of Sex and the City in 24 hours at the weekend. :LOL:
DVD box sets are the best inventions ever. :LOL:

[Gemsy]

yey i got mine today! got it in the shops, i hate waiting for preorders off the net.
Damn you. Damn you! :'(
Everyone I know has pre-ordered things and got them before the release date!
I bet it comes tomorrow when no-one's there and we'll get one of those shitty "YOU WERE NOT IN SO WE'VE FUCKED OFF WITH YOUR PARCEL" cards. :'(

[daniela]

i preordered garden state and they didnt dispatch it for days after it was released, even tho it had "dispatch in 24 hours" on it. so i dont preorder anymore :D

[Stecloud]

Gonna nip down to HMV later, and buy it - I've been waiting for an excuse to sue my voucher (well, now crappy card thing which you have no idea how much money i left on it)

[Gemsy]

Dagchuffinnabbit.

[Stecloud]

...language.

[Gemsy]

...language.
Gosh sake.

[Gemsy]

:indiff: :'(

[Popey]

Someone just confused my screen name "Mine's firm like mutton" as a quote from Meet the Magoons.

:stunned:

[Gemsy]

Someone just confused my screen name "Mine's firm like mutton" as a quote from Meet the Magoons.

:stunned:
:happy: mutton

Oh, I want to watch Series 2! :'(
Everyone say "awww". :(

[Popey]

:happy: mutton

Oh, I want to watch Series 2! :'(
Everyone say "awww". :(

Awwww. :stunned:

[Gemsy]

Awwww. :stunned:
gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Amazon

[Stecloud]

Still not here?! Damn, Amazon have never let me down, but I'll be more warey of them in future.

Awww.

[Gemsy]

Still not here?! Damn, Amazon have never let me down, but I'll be more warey of them in future.

Awww.
:'( I went home at lunchtime, and no parcel was to be found.
Nae cute doctors. :'(

[Wowee Zowee]

i touched it today....30quid :indiff: someone buy it for my birthday ;)

[Popey]

:'( I went home at lunchtime, and no parcel was to be found.
Nae cute doctors. :'(

*dances around whilst singing PLAY.COM is teh greatest*

[slippersock]

Well Ive watched it through now, and its definately better than series one....bring on series 3!!!

oh and everyone do this ----> http://scrubs.mopnt.com/fun/personality/ and post which scrubs character you are....im JD....dont look no, no.....

[Gemsy]

i touched it today....30quid :indiff: someone buy it for my birthday ;)
:eek: You touched one?! You are leeter than me! :'(

[Gemsy]

Well Ive watched it through now, and its definately better than series one....bring on series 3!!!

oh and everyone do this ----> http://scrubs.mopnt.com/fun/personality/ and post which scrubs character you are....im JD....dont look no, no.....
I'M TURK!
Say it! :p

[Wowee Zowee]

:eek: You touched one?! You are leeter than me! :'(
i'll have it one day*shakes fist*it'll be like this....

Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.


*watches season 1*

[Gemsy]

Anna's Turk as well :LOL:

[Stecloud]

I also got Turk..which is just wrong.

[slippersock]

I'M TURK!
Say it! :p

im your biatch

[Gemsy]

im your biatch
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!

DVD update. Not until 29th September will Amazon do their duty and provide me with said DVDs. So we cancelled dat shit.

[Gemsy]

Hell yes. :D
I was up till 2 last night watching it. :LOL:
*is now a tired but happy bunny*

[daniela]

finally! :D

ive only watched the first 2 discs so far :).

[Gemsy]

finally! :D

ive only watched the first 2 discs so far :).
We watched 3 I think.
"That girl is ALL ABOUT the J Dizzle."
:LOL: :LOL: That's similar to my current MSN name.
*sigh* We were made for each other...

[Popey]

I want scrubs DVD :'(

[expanding_universe]

Dr Cox > all

Cox :"And you, ya little neurotic one woman freak show, go take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-o-logist because if you are so stupid to consult the chief of medicine about some quasi offensive statement then I believe you need to replace the driver under your brainship 'cause he's drunk at the wheel"
Elliot: "So you're saying I should pick my battles"

......



I just watched that episode! Its not on TV anymore over here and I cant get the DVDs 'til Christmas so I've reverted to downloading episodes. :stunned:

[daniela]

We watched 3 I think.
"That girl is ALL ABOUT the J Dizzle."
:LOL: :LOL: That's similar to my current MSN name.
*sigh* We were made for each other...
lol :D ive been using banana hammock for a while now... :D

[Gemsy]

lol :D ive been using banana hammock for a while now... :D
:LOL: Banana hammock reminds me more of Friends though.
"Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock. But I'll have my friends call me Valerie." :LOL:

[daniela]

mmm friends. the earliest episodes are best :D

[slippersock]

...whiney dancer...no...but whiney something...i definately like whiney.... :indiff:

[Mozza]

Janitor: Fork! Me can not eat soup.

Later on yelling at a ringing phone: Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I can hear you! Oh please stop ringing! Hello! Hello?


"Ladies, now that The Todd's a resident, he wants to clear some things up. Yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes and yes but only if i've been drinking"

[Gemsy]

I would so do The Todd.
He has nice eyes. :cool:

[Stecloud]

Janitor: ...i don't know it makes me feel, what's the word, hmm....

JD: ..sad?

Janitor: ...., yes, I couldn't think of the word sad...

[Becky boo]

The todd singing: give a little respect....to...the todd

I lurve the todd :happy:

[Gemsy]

mmm Teh Todd

[bluelips]

Turk: I don't understand it. This wedding is supposed to be about us - how come I can't be comfortable?

Carla: And I don't know how many times I have to tell you that you are not wearing sweats!

Turk: All right, fine! I don't have to wear sweats, I'll wear the slacks! But you know what? I'm also wearing the cape, and we gonna have a wind machine, and I'm gona be standing on the altar like, "I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

hehehehehe :LOL:

[Mozza]

Gift shop girl: Is that a roll of quaters or are you just having a really good time?
J.D: Actually it is a roll of quaters

later on

J.D: My peeps on the fritz

[Mozza]

Janitor (on his own, sitting in a room talking into a stethoscope): Hello? Can anyone hear me? I'm all alone, i'm frightened

[Wowee Zowee]

mmmm season 2 *kisses*

[expanding_universe]

just downloaded 3 more episodes. :$

[Becky boo]

I went into a shop and they seemed to have one copy left of series two but when I went to the till they said it wasn't there :'(

[Beast Love]

I went into a shop and they seemed to have one copy left of series two but when I went to the till they said it wasn't there :'(

that sucks. I don't even have the money to spare to buy it...

[Becky boo]

that sucks. I don't even have the money to spare to buy it...

*gives money for it*

It will probably be a few weeks before I can get it now :indiff:

[Gemsy]

But... they have it everywhere!
Go to Asda. :cool:

[Becky boo]

But... they have it everywhere!
Go to Asda. :cool:

I did last night and it may have been seven quid more than I was gonna buy it for at teh other place but I didnt have the patience to shop around :D

Asda <3

[daniela]

janitor: have you been stealing pudding and toilet paper?
jd: no, i dont like pudding and i dont use toilet....paper...

much much funnier to watch :D

[Popey]

Ordered both series!!! Finally found some money I had been saving. :D

[Wowee Zowee]

Men's Room

J.D. enters. He sees the Janitor standing at one of the urinals.

J.D.'s Thoughts: This is perfect! In here, I can just "accidentally" see his wiener and then give him medical advice! Just be subtle.

J.D. goes over to the urinal next to the Janitor, who is vaguely humming like a foghorn, and peers over.

Janitor: Can I take your order?

J.D.: How come you're not unzipped?

Janitor: 'Cause I'm not peeing! This is where I come to take my breaks. If I stand around out there, everyone tells me to do stuff.

J.D.: Look, uh.....[pauses to think].....Janitor--

The Janitor rolls his eyes.

J.D.: --I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.

The Janitor takes a second to process this answer.

Janitor: Uhhh....

J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man -- I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!

Janitor: What!?! Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Mozza]

J.D's thoughts: "Suddenly he said something i never expected him to say"
Janitor: I dont like you
J.D's thoughts: "No not that, i totally expected him to say that"

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Janitor: Ok fine, whats my name
J.D: Well you dont know mine
Janitor: John Michael Dorian
J.D: How did u know my middle name?
Janitor: Because i care

later on

Janitor: You're mothers maiden name is Turner
J.D: so you used my key to access my file, big deal
Janitor: Your first kiss was with sarah briggs at the embarassing age of 16, she wore a green turtle neck and sometimes you wonder if she still thinks about you, i;m guessing no
J.D: How could you possibly know that?
Janitor: Because.............i'm your father

[expanding_universe]

Scrubs is back on TV in Australia. Double episodes every weekday at 11am. My life is complete. :happy:

[Gemsy]

I wants a JD. :(

[expanding_universe]

I wants a JD. :(

A JD as in a John Dorian or a Jack Daniels? :LOL:

[Gemsy]

A JD as in a John Dorian or a Jack Daniels? :LOL:
Both. :LOL:
at the same time

[expanding_universe]

Both. :LOL:
at the same time

Yeeeaarrawwr!
Today I discovered my love for Zach Braff. Him wearing scrubs just tops it off. :D

[Gemsy]

Yeeeaarrawwr!
Today I discovered my love for Zach Braff. Him wearing scrubs just tops it off. :D
Zach Braff is rubbish. It's JD I want. :LOL:
mmmdoctors

[Jook]

I've got one more ep of Series 2 to go... I'm gonna watch it tonight... but I don't want it to end! Then no more Scrubs till January :( :( :(

[expanding_universe]

Box set of season one is top of my Christmas list! :D

[expanding_universe]

Just watched episodes 20 and 21...

J.D.'s Narration: Here's the problem about getting a surgical consult: I think Mr. Hoffner should be treated medically, but any surgeon is gonna want to slice and dice him. You see, surgical and medical interns are kind of like two rival gangs -- not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.

***Fantasy Sequence: Two groups of interns -- one in blue scrubs, the other in green -- face off in the hall with a flashy dance number.

They sing...

"Surgical, Medical, Surgical -- Yeah! Surgical, Medical, Surgical -- Yeah!"

J.D. and Turk push to the front of their respective gangs, meeting each other.

J.D.'s Narration: Still, I knew there was one surgical intern I could count on.

Cut to...

A Balcony

J.D. and Turk face one another and sing...

J.D.: "If you have some molds, I will inspect them"

Turk: "I'll remove tumors from your brain to your rectum"

They embrace and sing...

Together: "Between the two of us, there is no wall / We're a surgeon and a doc above it all / A surgeon and a doc, above...it...all!"

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Gemsy]

I love that West Side Story parody. :LOL: Fucking genius.

[Popey]

I got them both...finally!!!

Currently on the last disc of the first series and i've :LOL: + :'( + :D so much.

[Mozza]

Psychiatrist: So you made a decision which benefitted your life professionally and privately?

Dr Cox: yeah, well a resident talked me into doing it

Pyschiatrist: so you actaully took the advice of another human being? this is a big moment for me, perry if theres someone in your life that can help you then you should keep them close because they are nothing short of a genius

cuts to J.d in a lift:

"everybody likes kung-fu fighting!!"

[expanding_universe]

I could'nt stop laughing at this daydream:

*** Fantasy Sequence: Star Wars
Darth Kelso and Obi Wan Cox face each other. Kelso extends his light saber, and Cox extends his.

Dr. Kelso: I've been waiting for this moment all my life.

A fierce battle takes place between the two, as J.D. (Luke Skywalker), Turk (Han Solo), Elliot and Carla (both with enormous Leia buns in their hair), and the Janitor stand watching.

Turk: [to the Janitor] Easy, Chewy.

The Janitor holds up his hands, which are enormous, hairy paws. He howls.

Dr. Kelso: [to Cox] I'll teach you to respect this institution.

Cox withdraws his saber, and looks over to J.D.

Dr. Cox: I hope you learn from this.

Darth Kelso swings his saber, reducing Obi Wan Cox to nothing but empty robes.

J.D.: NO!!!

The group stands, looking shocked.

***End of Sequence.

:LOL:

*cant wait to get season 1 and 2 on dvd* (Only 33$ each!)

[Popey]

Say it!...

[Stecloud]

...i'm your bi-atch.

[expanding_universe]

...i'm your bi-atch.

:LOL: :LOL:

In other news, theyre not playing season two on free-to-air TV over here. I'm dying to find out what happens in the first episode. :'(

[Mozza]

First episode of season two is quite funny

Turk to J.d: "I'm going out for mexican food tonight, i'll see you in bed!"

J.ds thoughts about elliot: "ok shes in a very difficult place emotionally at the moment so be nice"
J.d: "i think we should sex each other"

[expanding_universe]

Just found out that ch 7 here is still showing Scrubs, close to midnight. And I just missed it. :'(
Life = over.

[ʘ]

Just found out that ch 7 here is still showing Scrubs, close to midnight. And I just missed it. :'(
Life = over.

:p

'Twas grand :happy:

[expanding_universe]

:p

'Twas grand :happy:

*stabs Gil with scalpel*
No need to rub it in. It was season three. :'(

Sexillent news though, channel 7 is going to air season two beginning next week. :D

[Gemsy]

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du shiny scalpel, du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du gonna slice 'em up...

[Keys]

probably the most random thing ever, watched it out of boredom the other day and was pleasently surprised :)

[Popey]

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du shiny scalpel, du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du gonna slice 'em up...

:LOL:

The Todd did bad?

[Gemsy]

probably the most random thing ever, watched it out of boredom the other day and was pleasently surprised :)
IT'S GODLY. :D
I need series 3! :'(

[Keys]

IT'S GODLY. :D
I need series 3! :'(
what series am i watching? how many are there? Why was i not informed of this program before?

[Gemsy]

what series am i watching? how many are there? Why was i not informed of this program before?
:LOL: Scrubs n00b!
What happened in the one you saw? (There are 4) :D

[Popey]

IT'S GODLY. :D
I need series 3! :'(

Jordan is looks haaaaaaaaaaawt with teh longer hair in the later series.

[Keys]

:LOL: Scrubs n00b!
What happened in the one you saw? (There are 4) :D

lol its true

that hot girls seeing the blokes brother or something and se was like "im not having sex till were married" but the says "screw that" kindof thing. And the bald guy was doing a victory dance on a table :LOL:

[Gemsy]

lol its true

that hot girls seeing the blokes brother or something and se was like "im not having sex till were married" but the says "screw that" kindof thing. And the bald guy was doing a victory dance on a table :LOL:
Awww, I don't think I've seen that one!
Probably series 3 then. :'( Come on February. :LOL:

[Kazuya vs Ummagumma]

There's a bit in season 1 (I believe) where the janitor guy asks JD for twenty bucks...I can't explain why but it makes me giggle everytime I see it.

[Popey]

"Mine's firm like mutton."

Cracks me up everytime!

[Keys]

Awww, I don't think I've seen that one!
Probably series 3 then. :'( Come on February. :LOL:


see the time before i saw this one the main bloke was going out with her and she was using a toilet on the roof :LOL: that made no sense at all. Why february? Whats happening in february? Whens series 4 out? Ive got a lot of catching up to do

[Gemsy]

see the time before i saw this one the main bloke was going out with her and she was using a toilet on the roof :LOL: that made no sense at all. Why february? Whats happening in february? Whens series 4 out? Ive got a lot of catching up to do
:LOL: The Epiphany toilet! :LOL:
I HAVE seen that one. It's series 3 or 4. Think it's 4. It's the one that ends with Turk & Carla's wedding anyway.

Series 3 comes out on DVD in Feb. :D </obsessed>

[expanding_universe]

IT'S GODLY. :D
I need series 3! :'(

Me too. :'(

[Keys]

:LOL: The Epiphany toilet! :LOL:
I HAVE seen that one. It's series 3 or 4. Think it's 4. It's the one that ends with Turk & Carla's wedding anyway.

Series 3 comes out on DVD in Feb. :D </obsessed>

how have i seen series 4 and am watching 3 now!! arrrgh im confused. Damn you scrubs. im not even sure when its on, will have to find out, think its after diagnosis murder :LOL: names mean nothing to me lol turk? :LOL:

[expanding_universe]

....

Series 3 comes out on DVD in Feb. :D </obsessed>

:D :D Huzzah.

[Gemsy]

how have i seen series 4 and am watching 3 now!! arrrgh im confused. Damn you scrubs. im not even sure when its on, will have to find out, think its after diagnosis murder :LOL: names mean nothing to me lol turk? :LOL:
Turk's the black surgeon with the shiny head. :happy:
Get the DVDs, you won't regret it. :LOL:

[Keys]

Turk's the black surgeon with the shiny head. :happy:
Get the DVDs, you won't regret it. :LOL:
victory dance bloke who has diabetes! He rules the schools.

i might do that actually, hmv dvds are on offer :D

[Gemsy]

victory dance bloke who has diabetes! He rules the schools.

i might do that actually, hmv dvds are on offer :D
I got mines on play.com. :D Bargain

[Popey]

I got mines on play.com. :D Bargain

Didn't you get them from amazon?

[Kazuya vs Ummagumma]

Season 3 and 4 are available on ebay for like £20 for both.

[Gemsy]

Didn't you get them from amazon?
First was on play.com, second was from a shop, 'cause Amazon were out of stock.

[expanding_universe]

Can't believe season 3 is going to be on DVD soon. Best news all week.

[hilary]

Can't believe season 3 is going to be on DVD soon. Best news all week.

What happens in season 3? The episodes they're showing now on tuesday nights, is that season 3 or 4?

[expanding_universe]

What happens in season 3? The episodes they're showing now on tuesday nights, is that season 3 or 4?

Have noooooo idea. :unsure:
Theyre going to air season two on ch 7, beginning next Monday... :happy:

I think the episodes theyre showing are on Monday and Saturday nights (which means theres one tonight!), theyre from season three. This is my bible:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scrubs_episodes

:D

edit: I didn't see that you're also from Sydney. :$

[hilary]

It's on monday as well? So they're repeats...but i think the ones on tuesday nights are new episodes.

[expanding_universe]

It's on monday as well? So they're repeats...but i think the ones on tuesday nights are new episodes.

Yup, Monday at 11:30am it says. But I might wake up earlier just in case theyre double episodes like last time.

12:35am - 1:00am | Seven
Scrubs
My American Girl

Genre: Sitcom

JD looks to his friends for help treating an unusual patient.

[expanding_universe]

Ahhhh. Scrubs is baaaaack. :happy:

[Wowee Zowee]

why isnt it February:'(

[Grapevine]

I have been watching way too much of this programme :LOL:

[kev]

ooh series 5. gotta love the cardboard cut out jd's :D

[Gemsy]

Ooh, series 5! :eek: When's it on?
*has digital telly now*

[kev]

Ooh, series 5! :eek: When's it on?
*has digital telly now*
i dunno, i just grab them off the net. you can get the first two episodes at www.mininova.org :) they even had them in ipod format which made me feel well cool on the train yesterday :D

[Wowee Zowee]

i dunno, i just grab them off the net. you can get the first two episodes at www.mininova.org :) they even had them in ipod format which made me feel well cool on the train yesterday :D
:eek: life saver! thanks:D

[spaceboy250]

lol, multi ethnic siamese doctor.

I liked this programme then went off it a bit. Now it appears I find it most amusing again.

[Mozza]

could only get the first episode of the series, liked it especially the way J.D's character has evolved to being an equal with Dr Cox

[expanding_universe]

I havent even seen past halfway through season 3. :'(

[fillthiscanvas]

Scrubs is one of my favourite shows ever! It's too funny:LOL:

I love Dr Cox - such a sarcastic bastard but comes up with most hilarious remarks:LOL:

[Wowee Zowee]

when does episode 3&4 come out on torrent sites:( it's been ages.

[Mozza]

anyone know when to expect series 5 to hit uk tv? series 4 on c4 would be nice too

[spaceboy250]

eps 3 n 4 on mininova as of early this morning

funny

[Gleep]

Yay for ABC1 and their endless repeats :happy:

[Mozza]

The 4th episode almost made me cry and i don't know why!

[spaceboy250]

eps 9 and 10 on mininova, ep 9 had a nice little montage with 'Hey Julie' by Fountains of Wayne playing over it which cheered me up no end

<3 FoW

[Mozza]

Series 3 DVD out today!!!! Elliot's make-over makes her look so hot!

[expanding_universe]

Series 3 DVD out today!!!! Elliot's make-over makes her look so hot!

Finally. :D
*googles*

[Gemsy]

OH EM GEE! HMV for me at lunch time. :D

[Popey]

I can't afford it! :'(

[Gemsy]

I can't afford it! :'(
Me neither. I'm £650 in the red. :LOL:
I will also buy myself some cheesecake. :happy:

[Popey]

Me neither. I'm £650 in the red. :LOL:
I will also buy myself some cheesecake. :happy:

*drinks lilt*

I pwn! :LOL:

[Mozza]

I can't afford it! :'(

I realised after i got it that i can't afford it. Oh well i can live off £90 to last till April 4th

[Gemsy]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Elliot: You can call me Smelliot if you want, that's not the point.
Todd: What? So he can call you Smelliot but I can't call you Vagina Face?

:LOL: Oh, I almost died.
And:

JD: You're an actor!
Janitor: You're a fireman! What are we doing?

:LOL: *gasps*... stop it...

[Mozza]

Doug: Hey Klaus, why does your Frankfurt and Hamburg have nothing to do with hot dogs or burgers?
Janitor (In a German Accent): Why is your lake titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?


Todd: Dude, my brocoli is totally hot
Turk: I hope you mean temperature wise because there is no way you can find brocoli sexually attractive
Todd: oh yeah temperature wise, and mini green boobies wise, whassup!

[Gemsy]

Doug: Hey Klaus, why does your Frankfurt and Hamburg have nothing to do with hot dogs or burgers?
Janitor (In a German Accent): Why is your lake titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?


Todd: Dude, my brocoli is totally hot
Turk: I hope you mean temperature wise because there is no way you can find brocoli sexually attractive
Todd: oh yeah temperature wise, and mini green boobies wise, whassup!
:LOL: Oh dear me...
I have to keep rewinding it because I'm laughing too hard & miss the next bit.
No programme should be this funny.

[expanding_universe]

All the JD anyone could ever need (http://www.scrubs-italia.com/frm_gallery.asp?txtCerca=jd&grubs=checkbox)

[Gemsy]

All the JD anyone could ever need (http://www.scrubs-italia.com/frm_gallery.asp?txtCerca=jd&grubs=checkbox)
*still wants more* :(

I wants a real one. :'(

[expanding_universe]

*still wants more* :(

I wants a real one. :'(

Aw, I would have settled for Zach Braff but he's proposed to Mandy Moore. :rolleyes:
Pffft.

[Gemsy]

Aw, I would have settled for Zach Braff but he's proposed to Mandy Moore. :rolleyes:
Pffft.
Nah, I want doctorness. :LOL:
I might go for a drive at lunch time... to the General hospital...
Do you reckon I'd get kicked out if I wandered around in there looking for fitties? :LOL:

[Wowee Zowee]

I cant afford season 3 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[expanding_universe]

Nah, I want doctorness. :LOL:
I might go for a drive at lunch time... to the General hospital...
Do you reckon I'd get kicked out if I wandered around in there looking for fitties? :LOL:

:LOL:

Pretend you don't speak English and that you're visiting someone. And wear sunnies so they can't tell that you're perving the hot doctors. I dont think they'd mind. :D

[expanding_universe]

I cant afford season 3 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I dont even think its here yet. :(

[Gemsy]

I dont even think its here yet. :(
'Tis. :D
I got mine. :D
I've watched it all already. I want series 4...

[expanding_universe]

'Tis. :D
I got mine. :D
I've watched it all already. I want series 4...

Ack! :(

*jealous*

They don't even show season three on TV anymore. My country is so silly.

[Gemsy]

Ack! :(

*jealous*

They don't even show season three on TV anymore. My country is so silly.
:( Rubbish. :(
Gerrit from Play.com. :D

I am so overdrawn now. :LOL: -£729.58.

[expanding_universe]

:( Rubbish. :(
Gerrit from Play.com. :D

I am so overdrawn now. :LOL: -£729.58.

I'm going to need a credit card for that, methinks. :horns:

Oh goodness, that's bad in australian dollars, imagine that in pounds! :stunned:

[Mozza]

I've had to work 3 double shifts to enable myself to pay for this DVD, but it was so worth it

[expanding_universe]

I've had to work 3 double shifts to enable myself to pay for this DVD, but it was so worth it

:LOL:
How much is it? In pounds?

[Mozza]

:LOL:
How much is it? In pounds?

I got it off amazon for £25 i think but it costs me £24 just on the train ticket to get home to work so i needed to raise £49 plus travelling expenses (such as taxi to and from train station, lunch, newspaper) so we are looking at needing to raise £65 from working

Or i could have just got a job in loughborough but that would make too much sense

[expanding_universe]

I got it off amazon for £25 i think but it costs me £24 just on the train ticket to get home to work so i needed to raise £49 plus travelling expenses (such as taxi to and from train station, lunch, newspaper) so we are looking at needing to raise £65 from working

Or i could have just got a job in loughborough but that would make too much sense

Haha. Gawsh.

I got season one for 20$.. which I think is 8 pounds or something. I think. It has a LOT less packaging than the other versions I've seen online...

24 pounds for a train ticket? :stunned:

[Mozza]

Haha. Gawsh.

I got season one for 20$.. which I think is 8 pounds or something. I think. It has a LOT less packaging than the other versions I've seen online...

24 pounds for a train ticket? :stunned:

yep £24 to travel 87 miles (137km) and have to make 2 connections and still end up 10 miles from home:mad: