talk about me for at least a hundred pages

[Jed Shepherd]

Yes this is a good idea for a thread.

Jed
discuss moi

[eevil ali]

you have a really good website for a really really great band

well done

[glasskite]

What band? Jed's in a band?

[eevil ali]

What band? Jed's in a band?

na, i believe he does the ash-unoffical site.. for ash

*nods*

but i dunno if he's in his own band. are you jed?

[glasskite]

Ah that one. Thought it was down. hmm.

[superspiffy]

discuss moi
Why?

[Nincy Face]

I love you Jed

[Unplugged]

Yes this is a good idea for a thread.

*thinks* how about.................NO :p

[Gemsy]

Once again, Jed posts some stuff and buggers off.
Well done. :p

[Velouria]

Give me a dark chocolate Kit Kat and I might think about it.

[Nincy Face]

Give me a dark chocolate Kit Kat and I might think about it.
do those even exist? :eek:

[Velouria]

do those even exist? :eek:

Yep, limited edition in the UK at the moment. I had one earlier, it was superb. :happy:

[humanseverywhere]

Yep, limited edition in the UK at the moment. I had one earlier, it was superb. :happy:
Sounds interesting..yumei

[Diaji]

Give me a dark chocolate Kit Kat and I might think about it.
Hmmmmm, tasty *drools*

I have a whole pack in the kitchen :D

[SacredSilence]

Bollocks :'( I`m not allowed to eat chocolate at the mo :'( Bastards!!!!

[Velouria]

Hmmmmm, tasty *drools*

I have a whole pack in the kitchen :D

They really need to make them a permanent thing. Bloody nice.

[Gemsy]

They really need to make them a permanent thing. Bloody nice.

Oooh ooh, how was the Manics?

[Velouria]

Oooh ooh, how was the Manics?

They absolutely pwned. Lots of Holy Bible stuff and banter. They played around 22 songs too, so we got value for money. Someone nearly hit teh Wire with a bottle though. No Motown Junk though.

They've cancelled a couple of gigs as JDB has flu, so Cardiff was full of weeping girlies yesterday, aparently.

[Gemsy]

They absolutely pwned. Lots of Holy Bible stuff and banter. They played around 22 songs too, so we got value for money. Someone nearly hit teh Wire with a bottle though. No Motown Junk though.

They've cancelled a couple of gigs as JDB has flu, so Cardiff was full of weeping girlies yesterday, aparently.

Yaaay!
Hahaha, what did teh Wire say? I bet he went off on one. :D
Awww... poor Manics n00bs. :(

[Velouria]

Yaaay!
Hahaha, what did teh Wire say? I bet he went off on one. :D
Awww... poor Manics n00bs. :(

He didn't say much, he just dodged it. JDB actually said a lot more than Wire did, he was on top bantering form.

[Gemsy]

He didn't say much, he just dodged it. JDB actually said a lot more than Wire did, he was on top bantering form.
Excellent!
JDB is teh best. :D
Did they play any random covers? Any GnR riffs?
Awww... I miss the Manics.

[Velouria]

Excellent!
JDB is teh best. :D
Did they play any random covers? Any GnR riffs?
Awww... I miss the Manics.

No covers. I don't know any GnR, so I don't know about the riffs.

Yes and Faster were brilliant though. All the people sitting around me only seemed to know the really new stuff, so they weren't very impressed.

[Thessi]

Yes this is a good idea for a thread.

*thinks* how about.................NO :p
How hard is it to quote? :p

[inn]

No covers. I don't know any GnR, so I don't know about the riffs.

Yes and Faster were brilliant though. All the people sitting around me only seemed to know the really new stuff, so they weren't very impressed.

*gets giddy for thursday*

:D

[Gemsy]

No covers. I don't know any GnR, so I don't know about the riffs.

Yes and Faster were brilliant though. All the people sitting around me only seemed to know the really new stuff, so they weren't very impressed.
Awww, Faster is the best. :D
Hahaha, you could always tell the new fans... fuckin' n00bz.

[Velouria]

*gets giddy for thursday*

:D

I really wish I was going again. I had forgotten how good they were live.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I really wish I was going again. I had forgotten how good they were live.

But I'm off to see Teh Pogues on Saturday and they're far better.

[inn]

I really wish I was going again. I had forgotten how good they were live.

This shall be my first time, I'm a manics performance virgin ;) hopefully tis shall be good.

[Mort]

I want to bum rape you in the most painful, yet pleasurable, way.

[Velouria]

But I'm off to see Teh Pogues on Saturday and they're far better.

Not to me, foo'.

[Jed Shepherd]

im here. this is going off subject. me me me me me :P

i like this muse board.


Jed
quite perverse

[Gemsy]

im here. this is going off subject. me me me me me :P

i like this muse board.


Jed
quite perverse

Jed
is silly

[Velouria]

Jed
is silly

and he has not furnished me with a dark chocolate Kit Kat, so I shall continue posting about The Manics.

Some mod on the official Manics forum wound everyone up with a thread saying that the Manchester and Birmingham dates have been cancelled now (though they haven't). Can you imagine the riot if something like that happened in Main Muse?

[Llama]

im here. this is going off subject. me me me me me :P

i like this muse board.


Jed
quite perverse
Jed
is arrogant and self obsessed.
:p

[Mort]

im here. this is going off subject. me me me me me :P

i like this muse board.


Jed
quite perverse
We have spent many minuets moulding this board inot the sexual creature you see before you.

[Caff]

Jed
is arrogant and self obsessed.
:p

That's not how you do it. It HAS to be two words.

Cath
Simple really

[James]

and he has not furnished me with a dark chocolate Kit Kat, so I shall continue posting about The Manics.

Some mod on the official Manics forum wound everyone up with a thread saying that the Manchester and Birmingham dates have been cancelled now (though they haven't). Can you imagine the riot if something like that happened in Main Muse?
hmmm.......

[Gemsy]

hmmm.......
Gemsy
is tempted

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

hmmm.......


DO IT!!!!!

Come on it'd be excellent. Infact, couldn't you get into Matts account and cause chaos?

Give me his password, you know it makes sense.

[Velouria]

hmmm.......

*scampers off to Main Muse to view the apocalypse from a safe distance*

[Mort]

DO IT!!!!!

Come on it'd be excellent. Infact, couldn't you get into Matts account and cause chaos?

Give me his password, you know it makes sense.
Ooooo, an even better idea.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Ooooo, an even better idea.

And give Mort Dom's.

Come on James, I swallow.

[Gemsy]

Ooooo, an even better idea.
Indeed. This is gonna pwn.
Mmm, carnage.

[Llama]

That's not how you do it. It HAS to be two words.

Cath
Simple really
Sorry, didn't really read the rest of the thread!

Jed
is arrogant

[Mort]

And give Mort Dom's.

Come on James, I swallow.
Aww, can I be Chris? Everyone trusts Chris.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Indeed. This is gonna pwn.
Mmm, carnage.

Unless James... wimps out deathstar stylieeee and threatens to inform the police.

I'm not bitter.

[James]

i did go into Doms account one day. Tempted to post.....it WOULD be very very fun. But the admin side of me says noes :(

[Gemsy]

Unless James... wimps out deathstar stylieeee and threatens to inform the police.

I'm not bitter.

:LOL:
I wanna be Dom, damn it. :)

[Gemsy]

i did go into Doms account one day. Tempted to post.....it WOULD be very very fun. But the admin side of me says noes :(
Arsebiscuits.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

i did go into Doms account one day. Tempted to post.....it WOULD be very very fun. But the admin side of me says noes :(

Make me admin for a day, then sack me.

Then you can take my admin status away.

I should do stand up.

[Mort]

i did go into Doms account one day. Tempted to post.....it WOULD be very very fun. But the admin side of me says noes :(
And the James side of you drugs the admin side and stashes the unconcious body in a small closet.

[Velouria]

The mod in question on the Manics forum is thinking of resigning. :LOL:

[James]

And the James side of you drugs the admin side and stashes the unconcious body in a small closet.
Its increadable tempting....

[James]

The mod in question on the Manics forum is thinking of resigning. :LOL:
linkage? :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

The mod in question on the Manics forum is thinking of resigning. :LOL:

Exactly. So give me admin rights then turn me back into a lowly person

[Gemsy]

The mod in question on the Manics forum is thinking of resigning. :LOL:
I was always too scared to join the Manics forum. Once I was on a Manics list... and it was a fucking nightmare.

[Caff]

And the James side of you drugs the admin side and stashes the unconcious body in a small closet.

What is it with you and druggings?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Its increadable tempting....

Look at my reasoning, dammit. Or blame it on Kev.

[Gemsy]

Look at my reasoning, dammit. Or blame it on Kev.

:LOL:

[Velouria]

linkage? :p

Here:
http://uk.sonymusic.co.uk/forums/manics/viewtopic.php?t=26250

[Caff]

Sorry, didn't really read the rest of the thread!

Jed
is arrogant

Hehe sorry I've just been lurking on the Ash board for longer than is healthy really.

[Mort]

What is it with you and druggings?
It gets me off.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

What is it with you and druggings?
He's not been the same since I ryopnoyled him.

[Velouria]

I was always too scared to join the Manics forum. Once I was on a Manics list... and it was a fucking nightmare.

I haven't joined, I just lurk there a lot. Some of the posters are a tad odd, but their band area people don't seem as scary as the Main Muse types.

[Caff]

It gets me off.


O.....K.........

:p

[Llama]

Hehe sorry I've just been lurking on the Ash board for longer than is healthy really.
Oh I see if it's off that!
I havn't had a chance to look yet, my computer is being 'ghey'!

[James]

Here:
http://uk.sonymusic.co.uk/forums/manics/viewtopic.php?t=26250
EWWWW Sony forums -_-

I can remember they wanted us to move onto Warners board software.
Its horrible -_-

[James]

He needs to resign.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

GOD DAMN IT. GIVE ME MATTS PASSWORD.

You know if we had a vote on it, most people here would say 'do it'.

[Gemsy]

I haven't joined, I just lurk there a lot. Some of the posters are a tad odd, but their band area people don't seem as scary as the Main Muse types.
They used to have debates about grammar. And if you dared to take the piss out of anything you ended up wishing you hadn't been born.
I left because of the beef I got when I said Top of the Pops was rubbish.

[Mort]

GOD DAMN IT. GIVE ME MATTS PASSWORD.

You know if we had a vote on it, most people here would say 'do it'.
Everybody here would say "do it"

[Llama]

GOD DAMN IT. GIVE ME MATTS PASSWORD.

You know if we had a vote on it, most people here would say 'do it'.
'do it'

a vote i mean.

Llama
thanking Cath!

[Gemsy]

'do it'

a vote i mean.

Llama
thanking Cath!
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!

[Llama]

They used to have debates about grammar. And if you dared to take the piss out of anything you ended up wishing you hadn't been born.
I left because of the beef I got when I said Top of the Pops was rubbish.
TOTP is ghey.

[James]

EWWWW Sony forums -_-

I can remember they wanted us to move onto Warners board software.
Its horrible -_-
infact.
Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

EWWW even more. although that skin is sexy

[Nincy Face]

i did go into Doms account one day. Tempted to post.....it WOULD be very very fun. But the admin side of me says noes :(
give me the pass and I'll do it then

[Caff]

If I had Matt's password...I'd not do anything...I mean I got into enough trouble for posting "filth" apparently :p.

[James]

GOD DAMN IT. GIVE ME MATTS PASSWORD.

You know if we had a vote on it, most people here would say 'do it'.
ok.
MattB
supafuzztakesitupthearsefroma30inchdildo

:p

[Velouria]

He needs to resign.

He's a contraversial figure there at the best of times, they either love him or hate him. Considering two tour dates have been cancelled for real it was a bit of a risky joke.

[James]

If I had Matt's password...I'd not do anything...I mean I got into enough trouble for posting "filth" apparently :p.
I would behead you ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

infact.
Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

EWWW even more. although that skin is sexy

The people are speaking James...

How long can you ignore our demands.

:LOL:

[Llama]

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
(Said ala Starsky ~ Ben stiller)

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

ok.
MattB
supafuzztakesitupthearsefroma30inchdildo

:p


33 inch, spoonhead. :p

[Gemsy]

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it...

[Nincy Face]

please james? *sweet face*

[Miss Blee]

33 inch, spoonhead. :p

Ouch, and stuff.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Ouch, and stuff.

There is pleasure in pain. I thought I'd taught you that.

Do you have admin rights?

[Velouria]

They used to have debates about grammar. And if you dared to take the piss out of anything you ended up wishing you hadn't been born.
I left because of the beef I got when I said Top of the Pops was rubbish.

It so much calmer lately. There was a civil war, where a lot of the more antagonistic posters formed their own message board and pissed off there after some members were banned.

[Llama]

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it...
I can't compete with that...
...n00b! :p :happy:

[James]

33 inch, spoonhead. :p
ouch. 2 meters would be impressive though.

[Gemsy]

It so much calmer lately. There was a civil war, where a lot of the more antagonistic posters formed their own message board and pissed off there after some members were banned.
Hahaha, sounds like most forums. The beefy ones were on this random mailing list thingy, like a Yahoo! group, but not.
They were all n00bs. They had no sense of humour whatsoever.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

ouch. 2 meters would be impressive though.

Give me Matts password or make me admin for a day and I'll try for you. Pictures and videos.

[James]

Give me Matts password or make me admin for a day and I'll try for you. Pictures and videos.
thats just scary =/

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

thats just scary =/

That's not an answer to my none question, is it? :LOL:

[Mort]

*sniggers*
Its not that hard, see.

[Miss Blee]

There is pleasure in pain. I thought I'd taught you that.

Do you have admin rights?

Spamhead. That's why I have ADMINISTRATOR under my name... Tired today, are we?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Spamhead. That's why I have ADMINISTRATOR under my name... Tired today, are we?

Yep. So if Belly waits for you to go out, he can get on your computer and make me admin?

Excellent.

[Gemsy]

Yep. So if Belly waits for you to go out, he can get on your computer and make me admin?

Excellent.
:LOL:

[James]

Yep. So if Belly waits for you to go out, he can get on your computer and make me admin?

Excellent.
nope ;)

He needs 2 passwords to access the admin panel. Try :p

http://board.muse.mu/admincp/

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

nope ;)

He needs 2 passwords to access the admin panel. Try :p

http://board.muse.mu/admincp/

But if Blee's passwords are saved into her comp......

[James]

But if Blee's passwords are saved into her comp......
nope. Still wont work.
You need to log into the ACP. You can rememeber the htaccess one but not the acp ;)

[Miss Blee]

But if Blee's passwords are saved into her comp......

... Which they aren't... You've got about as much chance of guessing my passwords as Belly has. Which isn't a very big chance at all.

[Mort]

How about you go in as Kirk? I'm sure there would be no moral obligations to go with it. Simple.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

nope. Still wont work.
You need to log into the ACP. You can rememeber the htaccess one but not the acp ;)

... Which they aren't... You've got about as much chance of guessing my passwords as Belly has. Which isn't a very big chance at all.

So one of you two or Kev has to give me the password.

Get to it. PM or E-mail is fine

[Miss Blee]

So one of you two or Kev has to give me the password.

Get to it. PM or E-mail is fine
Hahaha... HOW bored are you today?!

[Mort]

Hahaha... HOW bored are you today?!
This isn't a case of boredm. Its about sending Main Muse into a riot.

[Gemsy]

This isn't a case of boredm. Its about sending Main Muse into a riot.
:LOL:
Crazy chaotic carnage.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Hahaha... HOW bored are you today?!

I have a huge pile of VAT stuff looking at me, so I decided I wanted to be Matt for a day. Help my dream come true.

[Mort]

I have a huge pile of VAT stuff looking at me, so I decided I wanted to be Matt for a day. Help my dream come true.
Send your plea into Jim'll Fix It!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:LOL:
Crazy chaotic carnage.

CCC?

[Drunk muser]

Send your plea into Jim'll Fix It!
:LOL:

[Gemsy]

Heeheeheeee...

[James]

Give me £500 and you get everything :p

[Nincy Face]

Give me £500 and you get everything :p
oh, corruptness

[Mort]

Give me £500 and you get everything :p
How about if we give you love and affection?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Give me £500 and you get everything :p

Fuck that.

Is deathstars account still registered as admin?

[Miss Blee]

Give me £500 and you get everything :p

Jeez James... Pitch yourself higher than that! £1,000, and I think you should give me a tenner to buy drugs with.

[Nincy Face]

Fuck that.

Is deathstars account still registered as admin?
it's not, though he must know the main admin cp password.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Jeez James... Pitch yourself higher than that! £1,000, and I think you should give me a tenner to buy drugs with.

What about you send me the goods and I'll mail you £30 worth of weed I still have that my brother brought back from Teh 'Dam.

[Miss Blee]

What about you send me the goods and I'll mail you £30 worth of weed I still have that my brother brought back from Teh 'Dam.

Haha... Tempting, but I'm actually on the Lemsip... *snorts* :LOL:

[James]

Fuck that.

Is deathstars account still registered as admin?
Nay.

[Gemsy]

James, what would you do if one of actually gave you £500?
Bet you wouldn't disclose said information. :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Haha... Tempting, but I'm actually on the Lemsip... *snorts* :LOL:

Oh for fucks sake. Kidnapping the chap won't work, will it?

[James]

James, what would you do if one of actually gave you £500?
Bet you wouldn't disclose said information. :D
£10,000 now :p

[Gemsy]

£10,000 now :p
Bet you still wouldn't. :p

[Miss Blee]

Bet you still wouldn't. :p

For that money, you can have all my passwords. :LOL:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

For that money, you can have all my passwords. :LOL:

Bank detials.

[Gemsy]

For that money, you can have all my passwords. :LOL:
:LOL:
Shame I only have a tenner to my name.
Damn.

[Mort]

Kev is here. We may be able to persuade him.

Oh Kevvy dear...

[Velouria]

Bank detials.

Bugger. I wish I had something that was worth £10,000. :'(

[Jed Shepherd]

oh my livejournal is wordswillkill (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wordswillkill/)


Jed
more stalking

[Miss Blee]

oh my livejournal is wordswillkill (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wordswillkill/)


Jed
more stalking
Yeah, we aren't talking about you anymore.

[Bjorny]

Bugger. I wish I had something that was worth £10,000. :'(

You have. Just rent it out 200 times to seedy old men.

[James]

Bank detials.
hand them over.

[Mort]

Yeah, we aren't talking about you anymore.
Yeah, Jed's old news. We no longer care. Except for Whack-a-Matt.

[Jed Shepherd]

Yeah, we aren't talking about you anymore.

well something is clearly wrong then.

Jed
quietly mourning

[Velouria]

Yeah, Jed's old news. We no longer care. Except for Whack-a-Matt.

And it would appear that we are even more keen to wind up Musers than even he is. :ohmy:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Aw come on, it's only a password.

Kev, if you give me the password, I can arrange to meet you in Leeds and buy you half a shandy bass.

[Mort]

And it would appear that we are even more keen to wind up Musers than even he is. :ohmy:
Yeah, but we're always keen to wind the Main Musers up.

[Gemsy]

oh my livejournal is wordswillkill (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wordswillkill/)


Jed
more stalking
*stalks*
Hahaha, poor Marcus. :D

[Bjorny]

Jed? Who the hell is Jed?

[Miss Blee]

Aw come on, it's only a password.

Kev, if you give me the password, I can arrange to meet you in Leeds and buy you half a shandy bass.
You have to drive down to Woodham with the money in cash. I'll make you a cup of tea, and we can share the passwords. Mwahahahaha.

[fiona_j]

hmmm, shandy bass

fi x

[Gemsy]

Give us the passwords in code, then you can't get into trouble. :D
Be shady, like.
Oh my, I have to go to the dentist. Toodle pip.

[Bjorny]

hmmm, shandy bass

fi x

Isn't it Bass Shandy?

[Belly]

Give us the passwords in code, then you can't get into trouble. :D
Be shady, like.
Oh my, I have to go to the dentist. Toodle pip.


if you come home with your pants on back to front then be afraid

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

You have to drive down to Woodham with the money in cash. I'll make you a cup of tea, and we can share the passwords. Mwahahahaha.

Half a shandy vs £10,000.

Which do you think I'll go for?

[Gemsy]

if you come home with your pants on back to front then be afraid

Gemsy
is scared

[Miss Blee]

Half a shandy vs £10,000.

Which do you think I'll go for?

£10,000 + Hand Shandy?

Can't say fairer than that....

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

£10,000 + Hand Shandy?

Can't say fairer than that....

*opens multimap*

*leaves office*

[Belly]

Gemsy
is scared


gemsy wants to be

i had to have dental surgery, so was put unconcious, and came home with my pants on back to front

i dont remember putting them on that way in the morning

now i think about it, i dont think i had pants like that. :LOL:

[LittleMUSEalieN]

hehe this thread is funny :D
*headbangs to sex pistols*

[fiona_j]

gemsy wants to be

i had to have dental surgery, so was put unconcious, and came home with my pants on back to front

i dont remember putting them on that way in the morning

now i think about it, i dont think i had pants like that. :LOL:

How weird!!
Wouldnt go back there again...

fi x

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

How weird!!
Wouldnt go back there again...

fi x

Don't be daft. He goes once a week.

[Miss Blee]

How weird!!
Wouldnt go back there again...

fi x
Ignore him, he's a liar... He accused the people of putting his boxers on the wrong way. It never actually happened....

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Ignore him, he's a liar... He accused the people of putting his boxers on the wrong way. It never actually happened....

Which people? The unfortunate ones that have to dress him on a morning?

[Bjorny]

Which people? The unfortunate ones that have to dress him on a morning?

Awwww, it's not that hard. Get his arms in the sleeves, and then tie the little ribbon at the back to cover (most of) his arse.

[fiona_j]

Ignore him, he's a liar... He accused the people of putting his boxers on the wrong way. It never actually happened....

Cos he was going commando?

fi x

[Miss Blee]

Which people? The unfortunate ones that have to dress him on a morning?
He had his wisdom teeth out, they didn't go anywhere near his pants...

[humanseverywhere]

Conspiracy of...hmm 5? Me likes :happy: , gogo break the ICE :D , I'm blind :cool:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

He had his wisdom teeth out, they didn't go anywhere near his pants...

Could've been deep roots.

[fiona_j]

Everyone knows a guys wisdom is definately not in his pants!!

fi x

[Bjorny]

Could've been deep roots.

Deep rooting? That would explain the pants upset!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Everyone knows a guys wisdom is definately not in his pants!!

fi x

But it's where his brain is.

[fiona_j]

But it's where his brain is.


Yes, but if you think about it, the male brain is nuts, hence not wise!

fi x

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Yes, but if you think about it, the male brain is nuts, hence not wise!

fi x

You're gay.

[kaz_tigg]

only twelve pages? o dear... this is gonna be slow...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

only twelve pages? o dear... this is gonna be slow...

And one of them are regarding Jed for more than three posts.

[Bjorny]

only twelve pages? o dear... this is gonna be slow...

'Specially as none of them are about Jed.

[Bjorny]

And one of them are regarding Jed for more than three posts.

Again, I think you need the word 'not' in there. Or an 'n'.

[Auntie Helen]

Jed

[Auntie Helen]

Jed again

[Auntie Helen]

Jed a third time.

This is going to take a LOOOOOONG time to reach 100 pages.

[Bjorny]

Must stop this evil tyranny!!!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Again, I think you need the word 'not' in there. Or an 'n'.

Good point, arse bandit.

[fiona_j]

Jed

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Stop it, or when I get Mod powers I will ban you.

[Thessi]

Jed a third time.

This is going to take a LOOOOOONG time to reach 100 pages.
Ah well. At least you tried.

Jed!

[Bjorny]

Stop it, or when I get Mod powers I will ban you.

Mod powers? A magic fringe and a Scooter of Righteous Justice?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Mod powers? A magic fringe and a Scooter of Righteous Justice?

You know what I mean. I wonder how many of your posts will be edited?

[kaz_tigg]

Does Jed ever reply?
JED JED JED!

[Auntie Helen]

Dej

[Miss Blee]

Stop it, or when I get Mod powers I will ban you.
*has mod powers*

*is tempted*

[Bjorny]

You know what I mean. I wonder how many of your posts will be edited?

But the edits will be obvious, as they will be spelt wrong.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*has mod powers*

*is tempted*

That's my girl. Give me mod powers, you know I won't abuse them.

[Bjorny]

*has mod powers*

*is tempted*

Me? :eek: Or Fuzzy wuzzy? :happy:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

But the edits will be obvious, as they will be spelt wrong.

Not if I get Helen to help me :LOL:

[superspiffy]

Only 87 more pages to go now!

Are we still on topic?

[fiona_j]

*has mod powers*

*is tempted*

You wouldnt ban me right?? :(

fi x

[Auntie Helen]

Me? :eek: Or Fuzzy wuzzy? :happy:You are both sore temptation to us Laydeez

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

You wouldnt ban me right?? :(

fi x

If I told her to, she would.

[Bjorny]

Not if I get Helen to help me :LOL:

Then they'll contain words like "portends" and be just as obvious....

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Then they'll contain words like "portends" and be just as obvious....

:LOL:

[Auntie Helen]

:LOL:Fuzz knows some quality long words himself! He knows discombobulate, for example.

[Thessi]

You are both sore temptation to us Laydeez
*sigh* Indeed

[Velouria]

I'm tempted to do another Manics-related post, seeing as the last one sparked a load of non-Jed-related interest. :D

[Miss Blee]

If I told her to, she would.
Oh would I now?

Where's my £10,000 before you make assumptions like that... :p

[Bjorny]

You are both sore temptation to us Laydeez

In what sense? Tempoted to have us banned, or we just tempt you? :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Oh would I now?

Where's my £10,000 before you make assumptions like that? :p

Where's my passwords and hand shandy?

[Miss Blee]

Where's my passwords and hand shandy?
Hand shandy from here?! Bloody hell. Either you're huge, or have no idea how far it is from you to me!

Anyway, I have a better idea. Let's talk about me for 100 or so pages.

[ladyfly]

Yes this is a good idea for a thread.

Jed
discuss moi

Jed, you whore. :p

I dunno HOW you can claim to be a shy person. :stunned:

[ladyfly]

Me? :eek: Or Fuzzy wuzzy? :happy:

well you're both very lovely.

...what she ^^ said.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Hand shandy from here?! Bloody hell. Either you're huge, or have no idea how far it is from you to me!

Anyway, I have a better idea. Let's talk about me for 100 or so pages.

You know how big I am. Or didn't you see the tracing?

[Bjorny]

well you're both very lovely.

...what she ^^ said.
:LOL:

You have mental defects...

:rolleyes: ;)

[kaz_tigg]

another one

[Miss Blee]

You know how big I am. Or didn't you see the tracing?
I missed the tracing, but if it fitted on the screen, it's not going to reach through 4 counties....

[Velouria]

I missed the tracing, but if it fitted on the screen, it's not going to reach through 4 counties....

Maybe it's detachable? :confused:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I missed the tracing, but if it fitted on the screen, it's not going to reach through 4 counties....

Good point.

My wang. (http://www.sharemation.com/superfuzz/fuzzesfella.BMP?uniq=nvkcqb)

[kaz_tigg]

chocolate covered lesbians

[Miss Blee]

Good point.

My wang. (http://www.sharemation.com/superfuzz/fuzzesfella.BMP?uniq=nvkcqb)

Haha, is that "aroused"? Or not? Just to have an idea! :LOL:

[Gemsy]

gemsy wants to be

i had to have dental surgery, so was put unconcious, and came home with my pants on back to front

i dont remember putting them on that way in the morning

now i think about it, i dont think i had pants like that. :LOL:

:LOL:
Nothing like that happened. Run-of-the-mill 10 minute pain free filling. Rubbish injection hurt this time though.
:( No NEED.

[Thessi]

Hand shandy from here?! Bloody hell. Either you're huge, or have no idea how far it is from you to me!

Anyway, I have a better idea. Let's talk about me for 100 or so pages.
Bleeeeeeeee talk.

Uh, you're already discussing Fuzz's wang. YET AGAIN! :eek:

[Miss Blee]

Bleeeeeeeee talk.

Uh, you're already discussing Fuzz's wang. YET AGAIN! :eek:
Ugh. I know. Sorry. *shuts up about the wang*.

[Thessi]

Ugh. I know. Sorry. *shuts up about the wang*.
Do you really want to? Now I feel the need to talk about it :eek:

[Gemsy]

I cannae feel my face! :'(

[Auntie Helen]

In what sense? Tempoted to have us banned, or we just tempt you? :DYou just tempt us :D :D

After all, us Perv laydeez are continually entranced by the gentlemanly foreplay that takes place here ;)

[Thessi]

I cannae feel my face! :'(
Awwwww. Try drinking something, that ought to help *evil cackle*

[Miss Blee]

Awwwww. Try drinking something, that ought to help *evil cackle*
See? Now you've got me thinking pervy again! Tsk...

[Gemsy]

Awwwww. Try drinking something, that ought to help *evil cackle*
nah, it hurts
ohhhh
poor me

[Thessi]

See? Now you've got me thinking pervy again! Tsk...
Successs :D
nah, it hurts
ohhhh
poor me
Poor Gemsy *group hug*
I once got a local anaesthesia in my mouth and when I tried to drink... drip, drip, it all ran down off the side of my mouth. I looked like a dribblin' fool :indiff:

[Gemsy]

Successs :D

Poor Gemsy *group hug*
I once got a local anaesthesia in my mouth and when I tried to drink... drip, drip, it all ran down off the side of my mouth. I looked like a dribblin' fool :indiff:
Yeah that's what I've got.
That's the badger.
Makes me feel like I'm making funny faces. :happy:

[Jed Shepherd]

you also sound cool as Jeff buckley is my fave singer of all time, closely followed by bowie.

so there you go.

Jed
nice name

[The Nargmaster]

David Bowie... Now theres a legend.

And yes, Jed is a cool name.

[Jed Shepherd]

David Bowie... Now theres a legend.

And yes, Jed is a cool name.

and if i knew yours Id probably say the same, Unless it was john or something...


Jed
bit plain

[The Nargmaster]

Rich. Another cool name I have to say.

[Jed Shepherd]

Rich. Another cool name I have to say.

my good friend is also called rich. you can see him exclusively on http://www.audiojunkies.net. marvel at his words.

Jed
and mine

[James]

stopped wanting Bellz passy?

[Jed Shepherd]

stopped wanting Bellz passy?


whats one of those?

Jed
an animal?

[SpecialK]

whats one of those?

Jed
an animal?
Is the ash board that borring chuck that your on here


behave or i'll set bryony on you

[James]

whats one of those?

Jed
an animal?
They are trying to get Bellamys password off me. Its very temping to post telling everyone they have split up, dom has turned straight and that ALL gigs and cancelled.

But im not that evil.

[Jed Shepherd]

Is the ash board that borring chuck that your on here


behave or i'll set bryony on you


i barely visit the ashboard. Its dead because I killed it. I may ressurect it at some point, but all my concentration has been on the AJ empire.

and bryony is nice to me so ner.

Jed
im lovely

[Drunk muser]

Why does Jed enter his name in the middle of his posts? :confused:

[Jed Shepherd]

They are trying to get Bellamys password off me. Its very temping to post telling everyone they have split up, dom has turned straight and that ALL gigs and cancelled.

But im not that evil.


oh man. let me do that! Ill make it so special and get the whole net talking about it!!! you can just say i hacked it!

Jed
i would

[Jed Shepherd]

Why does Jed enter his name in the middle of his posts? :confused:


its my sign off. the infamous 2-word subsig.


So I post something, then at the end put my first name and then 2 words relating to the text.


Jed
like this

[James]

oh man. let me do that! Ill make it so special and get the whole net talking about it!!! you can just say i hacked it!

Jed
i would
Hmm...maybe one day.

[Drunk muser]

its my sign off. the infamous 2-word subsig.


So I post something, then at the end put my first name and then 2 words relating to the text.


Jed
like this
Very sophisticated..
But why?:stunned:

[SpecialK]

i barely visit the ashboard. Its dead because I killed it. I may ressurect it at some point, but all my concentration has been on the AJ empire.

and bryony is nice to me so ner.

Jed
im lovely
You dont know the real bryony, she's scratch your eyes out

[Jed Shepherd]

Hmm...maybe one day.

ill swap you tim wheeler's.

Jed
a deal?

[Jed Shepherd]

You dont know the real bryony, she's scratch your eyes out

never ever ever. Im way too nice to have my eyes scratched out. I have nice eyes that make girls think im sensitive when really im erm.... sensitive.

Jed
cover blown

[Jed Shepherd]

Very sophisticated..
But why?:stunned:


because its my 'thing'. I always do it. Its my trademark. It also summarises what you have just said, and i dont know.. it just looks cool.

Jed
my opinion!

[Styx]

I love you Jed,buy me some flowers

Love,Stix xx

[James]

ill swap you tim wheeler's.

Jed
a deal?
That would be funny as fuck.

[Drunk muser]

because its my 'thing'. I always do it. Its my trademark. It also summarises what you have just said, and i dont know.. it just looks cool.

Jed
my opinion!
Well, it's very original I must say..

[SpecialK]

never ever ever. Im way too nice to have my eyes scratched out. I have nice eyes that make girls think im sensitive when really im erm.... sensitive.

Jed
cover blown
neh, i'll just bribe her to show me the "bad" reading photos, and i'll point and laugh

then post on boards, so others can point and laugh

[Jed Shepherd]

I love you Jed,buy me some flowers

Love,Stix xx


ok on valentines day. any in particular?



Jed
red roses?

[Jed Shepherd]

neh, i'll just bribe her to show me the "bad" reading photos, and i'll point and laugh

then post on boards, so others can point and laugh


ah ok you win. There were prob some bad ones of everyone...


Jed
photo genic

[Jed Shepherd]

That would be funny as fuck.


ok so lets do it!

Jed
start wars!

[Jed Shepherd]

Well, it's very original I must say..



with these compliments you are really spoiling me!


Jed
youre cute

[Drunk muser]

with these compliments you are really spoiling me!


Jed
youre cute
Aww thanks :$

What compliments?

[Styx]

ok on valentines day. any in particular?



Jed
red roses?

Aww,I think Jed is lovely.