Superfuzz's Arse

[Belly]

http://www.sharemation.com/chopper/musepics/botty1.jpg

god bless you fuzz's arse, and all who sail in you.

may god have mercy on you for the load you bare, and the things you've had to do.

all the sailors *appreciate* too.

may it be cast in rubber and sold on the internet to priests.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Thank you, darling.

[A.I._Anon]

I would appreciate it more if it wasn't so fuzzy. The pic i mean. :)

[Belly]

I would appreciate it more if it wasn't so fuzzy. The pic i mean. :)


it's not fuzzy, it's worn out.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

it's not fuzzy, it's worn out.

Which is all your fault.

[Velouria]

*appreciates, despite the pixelisation*

Is this the first ever appreciation thread for a body part?

[€ngel]

:LOL: Never mind if it's worn out or not. It's still the only butt with it's own appreciation thread. *appreciates*

[Black Velvet]

:LOL: Hahahaha
*muchos appreciatos*

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:LOL: Hahahaha
*muchos appreciatos*

I told you I did it.

[Black Velvet]

I told you I did it.
Ok ok u were right, I didn't trust ya but I should have. I admitt, ok?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Ok ok u were right, I didn't trust ya but I should have. I admitt, ok?

Yep.

drgesar

[A.I._Anon]

it's not fuzzy, it's worn out.
How about some plastic surgery and a little rouge on the cheeks to enhance his posterior?

[Black Velvet]

How about some plastic surgery and a little rouge on the cheeks to enhance his posterior?

:LOL: great idea, mehehe

[Krazy Cat]

:LOL: Appreciates, and a sexy bum it is too!!! :LOL:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

How about some plastic surgery and a little rouge on the cheeks to enhance his posterior?

I like it how it is, thanks.

[€ngel]

Sooooooooo since we've all seen the backside by now...

What about the front? :confused:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Sooooooooo since we've all seen the backside by now...

What about the front? :confused:

Same region?

[€ngel]

Same region?

Indeed. It seems you have some interesting hidden areas. What do you say?

Before you actually take a pic, I was kidding... :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Indeed. It seems you have some interesting hidden areas. What do you say?

Before you actually take a pic, I was kidding... :p

I'll have a dig around through me photos on Saturday, see what I can come up with.

[Black Velvet]

Indeed. It seems you have some interesting hidden areas. What do you say?

Before you actually take a pic, I was kidding... :p
Woah Marieke :eek:

[€ngel]

I knew I was going to regret it... :LOL: I wou;d eve nbe surprised if you do post it!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I knew I was going to regret it... :LOL: I wou;d eve nbe surprised if you do post it!

Of course I would.

[€ngel]

:LOL: Sounds promising! :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:LOL: Sounds promising! :p

Obviously I'd need something in return.

[€ngel]

Obviously I'd need something in return.

*sigh* Allright... I'll post the butt of Bush. You drive a hard bargan, sir!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*sigh* Allright... I'll post the butt of Bush. You drive a hard bargan, sir!

You almost had me at bush then, but I realised what you where on about.

[€ngel]

:LOL: I see you've changed your avatar. Don't know what I liked better, Hannibal or your butt...

[Black Velvet]

There you go Mr Superfuzzhttp://www.sharemation.com/chopper/musepics/bummy.bmp

[Krazy Cat]

There you go Mr Superfuzzhttp://www.sharemation.com/chopper/musepics/bummy.bmp


Very nice Klaartje!!! :D

[anglomaniac]

*appreciates the arse

Kudos to you sir!

[Noodles]

BIG UP (no literally)

To the only man to EVER post his arse here! :LOL:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*staggers into threeead, falls over annd pu kes on selr*

[Black Velvet]

*muchos appreciatos* for the arssssssssse

[€ngel]

Am I the only one who wonders who took that pic..? ;)

[Velouria]

*staggers into threeead, falls over annd pu kes on selr*

*points and laughs, then feels guilty*

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Am I the only one who wonders who took that pic..? ;)

My friend Robs' girlfriend Michelle took it in the pub one Friday night.

[Black Velvet]

Am I the only one who wonders who took that pic..? ;)
How can we be sure it's even him?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Do not doubt. It's quite obviously me.

[Black Velvet]

Do not doubt. It's quite obviously me.

And how do we know?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

And how do we know?

Do you want another one to prove it?

[Black Velvet]

Do you want another one to prove it?
That still doesn't proove a thing I think

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

That still doesn't proove a thing I think

What if I post one where you can see the tatto I have on my left arm as well. I don't want to post my face.

[Black Velvet]

What if I post one where you can see the tatto I have on my left arm as well. I don't want to post my face.

Still no proove.
ANd even if u would post ur face that still would be no proove, cuz I dunno who u are, so!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Still no proove.
ANd even if u would post ur face that still would be no proove, cuz I dunno who u are, so!

Gosh some people are never satisfied.

[Black Velvet]

Gosh some people are never satisfied.
It's not that. I just don't believe people very fast :p
Btw post ur tattoo then

[Belly]

Still no proove.
ANd even if u would post ur face that still would be no proove, cuz I dunno who u are, so!


he did post his face, thats it; the avatar. :D

[Black Velvet]

he did post his face, thats it; the avatar. :D
So what???

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

he did post his face, thats it; the avatar. :D

:LOL:

Gosh, some people.

[Miss Blee]

*appreciates teh arse*

Tis a beautiful arse indeed.

[Belly]

*appreciates teh arse*

Tis a beautiful arse indeed.


MINE'S BETTER.

[Black Velvet]

*appreciatos*
So where's the tattoo?

[Miss Blee]

MINE'S BETTER.

Awww... You know I think you have a marvellous arse....

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*appreciatos*
So where's the tattoo?

In that picture I've got a long sleeved top on and therefore can't widen the view.

However I will go about getting another botty shot with a short sleeve t-shirt on so you can copare the arses and see my tattoo.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Awww... You know I think you have a marvellous arse....

But it isn't as good as my mone.... sorry I mean arse, is it?

[Black Velvet]

In that picture I've got a long sleeved top on and therefore can't widen the view.

However I will go about getting another botty shot with a short sleeve t-shirt on so you can copare the arses and see my tattoo.

whoo woo :D Can't wait :p I'll give u something too then ;)

[€ngel]

My friend Robs' girlfriend Michelle took it in the pub one Friday night.


So let me get this straight... You took your pants down in the pub and your friends girlfriend took a picture..? Aaaaaaaah, I see! That's what happens in my pub every weekend!

It actually did happen last weekend. Just glad it wasn't my ass...

So hey! What tattoo! Am I missing something here?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

So let me get this straight... You took your pants down in the pub and your friends girlfriend took a picture..? Aaaaaaaah, I see! That's what happens in my pub every weekend!

It actually did happen last weekend. Just glad it wasn't my ass...



So hey! What tattoo! Am I missing something here?

She doesn't believe it's my arse so I said I'll get another photo where you can see my arse then post a normal picture of myself with said tattoo showing, therefore proving it belongs to me.

And the pub incident was during a lock in.

[€ngel]

She doesn't believe it's my arse so I said I'll get another photo where you can see my arse then post a normal picture of myself with said tattoo showing, therefore proving it belongs to me.

And the pub incident was during a lock in.

Sure, that's what I would say. I bet you are like a friend of mine. He takes his pants down at least once, most of the time when we all are about to go home. I think he likes to shock the people on the street. But everybody got used to it by now... :rolleyes:

But tell me, what tattoo? Now I'm getting curious! Post! ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Sure, that's what I would say. I bet you are like a friend of mine. He takes his pants down at least once, most of the time when we all are about to go home. I think he likes to shock the people on the street. But everybody got used to it by now... :rolleyes:

But tell me, what tattoo? Now I'm getting curious! Post! ;)

I've got the Black Flag bars tattooed on my left fore arm.

[Black Velvet]

*muchos appreciatos for the superarseeeeeee*
Sorry I'm such a bad believer :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*muchos appreciatos for the superarseeeeeee*
Sorry I'm such a bad believer :p

You shouldn't doubt me. I should have photographic proof by Monday.

[Black Velvet]

You shouldn't doubt me. I should have photographic proof by Monday.

Fine fine I'll believe you!

[€ngel]

We all know you are crazy enough to do it. But we want proof non the less. (just want to see the tattoo ;) )

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

We all know you are crazy enough to do it. But we want proof non the less. (just want to see the tattoo ;) )

It's nowt special. It's just four bars on my arm.

[Velouria]

Wow, five pages of arse appreciation. :eek:

I salute you.

[Black Velvet]

Hows it going with the sexy bum today :p?

[€ngel]

:LOL: Arse appreciation.. :LOL:
But indeed, quite an accomplishment!

And still want to see the tattoo.
Pretty strange isn't it..? I've seen your butt allready, but something as innocent as a tattoo I've not seen yet. Damn... do I actually know your real name? I feel pretty cheap right now...

:p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Wow, five pages of arse appreciation. :eek:

I salute you.

What do you expect. Look at it, it's a work of art.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:LOL: Arse appreciation.. :LOL:
But indeed, quite an accomplishment!

And still want to see the tattoo.
Pretty strange isn't it..? I've seen your butt allready, but something as innocent as a tattoo I've not seen yet. Damn... do I actually know your real name? I feel pretty cheap right now...

:p

Strange that. I have posted it before, but you are still a cheap whore. ;)

[Belly]

It's nowt special. It's just four bars on my arm.


coz thats to let the other boys know how many fingers you can take at once, big gay bum-boy !

thats it ! i'm re-naming you "kit-kat".

[€ngel]

Strange that. I have posted it before, but you are still a cheap whore. ;)

:'(

And that for a girl who haven't had sex for 2 months...

[€ngel]

Let's just go back on topic, eh?

I think we should give your parents a appreciation thread aswell, for making a butt like that! :D

[Velouria]

coz thats to let the other boys know how many fingers you can take at once, big gay bum-boy !

thats it ! i'm re-naming you "kit-kat".

:LOL: :LOL:

I now have vanilla coke all over my keyboard.

[Velouria]

What do you expect. Look at it, it's a work of art.

Tate Modern would probably display it. :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

And that for a girl who haven't had sex for 2 months...




Ha, two months. I've gone five, although if I play my cards right, that'sending this weekend.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

coz thats to let the other boys know how many fingers you can take at once, big gay bum-boy !

thats it ! i'm re-naming you "kit-kat".

It's a band logo you bastard.

http://jasonfalkner.free.fr/shinyboots/blackflag1.jpg

Just like that, only it doesn't say Black Flag on it.

[€ngel]

Ha, two months. I've gone five, although if I play my cards right, that'sending this weekend.

You lucky bastard! That girl will have the time of her life, with you waiting 5 months and all. :D
And the nice weather isn't doing any good either. I might be 27, but enough hormones I tell you! :eek:

[Auntie Helen]

Ha, two months. I've gone five, although if I play my cards right, that'sending this weekend.And does she know? And is she one of your Board fan club? And is she a she?

[€ngel]

And is she one of your Board fan club?

Like he's got a board fanclub. :rolleyes: Only groupies.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

And does she know? And is she one of your Board fan club? And is she a she?

Yes and no.

lalalalalalalalla

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Like he's got a board fanclub. :rolleyes: Only groupies.

Jealous are we?

[Belly]

It's a band logo you bastard.

http://jasonfalkner.free.fr/shinyboots/blackflag1.jpg

Just like that, only it doesn't say Black Flag on it.


right-ho

thats what the tell all the straighties.

hey, it's ok to be gay !

[Belly]

Ha, two months. I've gone five, although if I play my cards right, that'sending this weekend.


she's called alan.
and you are gonna put in such a piss-poor performance it'll be another 5 months probably !
and i hope you've emptied the wank-tanks a few times in those 5 months, otherwise the pressure will be so great it'll pour of of their nose !

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

right-ho

thats what the tell all the straighties.

hey, it's ok to be gay !

Oh shush, honey.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

she's called alan.
and you are gonna put in such a piss-poor performance it'll be another 5 months probably !
and i hope you've emptied the wank-tanks a few times in those 5 months, otherwise the pressure will be so great it'll pour of of their nose !

I'm going to have about three wanks before I go out and one while I'm out, just incase. I'll also be thinking of Camilla Parker-Boweles to hold of the onrushing tide of spungle juice.

[Belly]

I'm going to have about three wanks before I go out and one while I'm out, just incase. I'll also be thinking of Camilla Parker-Boweles to hold of the onrushing tide of spungle juice.


dont fire the porridge gun too soon.
dont aim for the eye.
dont wipe your knob on the curtains on the way out after.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

dont wipe your knob on the curtains on the way out after.

There's no point in shooting your muck if you don't do that after.

[€ngel]

Jealous are we?

I think not! I'm the prime-groupie. Groupie of groupies! Haven't you noticed you are being followed around lately..?

:p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I think not! I'm the prime-groupie. Groupie of groupies! Haven't you noticed you are being followed around lately..?

:p

I hadn't.

*looks round*

[Auntie Helen]

*looks round**jumps behind a tree so he doesn't spot his stalker...*

[Krazy Cat]

dont fire the porridge gun too soon.
dont aim for the eye.
dont wipe your knob on the curtains on the way out after.


This thread is getting cruder by the minute, :LOL:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

This thread is getting cruder by the minute, :LOL:

What do you expect from us two? I think

[€ngel]

I hadn't.

*looks round*


It's your own fould. You should never have posted your butt on the internet. Especially on the Muse-board! What did you expect with all the psychos in here? *re-aranges your underware drawer* There.

*muhahahahha*

[Auntie Helen]

What do you expect from us two? I thinkAnyone clicking on a thread called "Superfuzz's arse" should realise it's not about flowers and Bambi and lurrrrve...

[Krazy Cat]

What do you expect from us two? I think


Oh!! I totally expect it from you too!! :LOL: Why do you think I read it!! :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

What do you expect from us two? I think

I apologise for this. I forgot to fill out the rest of the post and now I've forgotten what I was going to say.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

It's your own fould. You should never have posted your butt on the internet. Especially on the Muse-board! What did you expect with all the psychos in here? *re-aranges your underware drawer* There.

*muhahahahha*

Remember socks on the left, boxers on the right and hide the thongs under the boxers.

[€ngel]

Remember socks on the left, boxers on the right and hide the thongs under the boxers.

Thongs! Now that would have been easier then pulling your pants down. What about... this tiger-print for another pic? :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Thongs! Now that would have been easier then pulling your pants down. What about... this tiger-print for another pic? :D

Unfortunatley I don't own a thong. If I get pissed enough over the weekend I'll ask one of my female friends if I could borrow one of theirs, but I don't think I will.

[€ngel]

Unfortunatley I don't own a thong. If I get pissed enough over the weekend I'll ask one of my female friends if I could borrow one of theirs, but I don't think I will.

No one else here would ever do that! We all depend on you... ;)
But when is your birthday? Now I know what to give you! :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

No one else here would ever do that! We all depend on you... ;)
But when is your birthday? Now I know what to give you! :D

December 8th. I want Girly colours mind.

[€ngel]

December 8th. I want Girly colours mind.

*taking notes* Uhu.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*taking notes* Uhu.


Got a new job yet?

[€ngel]

Got a new job yet?

Not yet. I have to work there one day, and then they'll decide. Until then my new job is stalking. By the way... you can't throw batteries in the trash! And you should eat more vegetables. All those pizza left overs...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Not yet. I have to work there one day, and then they'll decide. Until then my new job is stalking. By the way... you can't throw batteries in the trash! And you should eat more vegetables. All those pizza left overs...

Why can't you throw batteries in the trash?

[€ngel]

Why can't you throw batteries in the trash?


It's illegal! Killer of the enviroment! :'(

:p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

It's illegal! Killer of the enviroment! :'(

:p

right.

djhsfgnfg

[€ngel]

right.

djhsfgnfg

... :eek:
It's a good thing you have an arse like that, or you'd have nothing going for you!
;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

... :eek:
It's a good thing you have an arse like that, or you'd have nothing going for you!
;)

But because of that arse I have everything I need. Just wait ing for Calvin Klien to phone about a big contract.

[€ngel]

But because of that arse I have everything I need. Just wait ing for Calvin Klien to phone about a big contract.

I know. You are truely blessed with an arse like that... *jelous look*

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I know. You are truely blessed with an arse like that... *jelous look*

I'm going to post that picture of me and me mates in drag next week.

[€ngel]

I'm going to post that picture of me and me mates in drag next week.

Really??? I've got to see that one! :D
Anyways, I'm going home. Good luck this weekend, eeeeeeeeeeh? *poke* ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Really??? I've got to see that one! :D
Anyways, I'm going home. Good luck this weekend, eeeeeeeeeeh? *poke* ;)

Hopefully.

You too. Aurevoir.

[Belly]

did you get laid this weekend, ya big slag ?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

did you get laid this weekend, ya big slag ?

Did I fuck. Got a Chinese on my way home from work, ate that went to the pub and ahad about three pints before I had to go home because of a poorly belly. And this is the first time I've left the house since then.

Fuck.

[Velouria]

I am eagerly anticipating this picture of you in drag. Let's have it...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I am eagerly anticipating this picture of you in drag. Let's have it...

I was in bed or on the toilet all weekend, unfortunatley I didn't look for it.

[€ngel]

I was in bed or on the toilet all weekend, unfortunatley I didn't look for it.

Poor bastard! That's not what you had in mind! I feel your pain... ;)
I really do.

[Velouria]

I was in bed or on the toilet all weekend, unfortunatley I didn't look for it.

Aw, bugger. I'll let you off then.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Poor bastard! That's not what you had in mind! I feel your pain... ;)
I really do.

Try doubling your pain then some. I might have to try ahnging around schools and stuff like you and snare some young unsuspecting partner. ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Aw, bugger. I'll let you off then.

I'll have a look tonight if I don't get wankered watching Leeds tonight.

[€ngel]

Try doubling your pain then some. I might have to try ahnging around schools and stuff like you and snare some young unsuspecting partner. ;)

:LOL: Bastard... I can help the fact that you had a shitty weekend... :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:LOL: Bastard... I can help the fact that you had a shitty weekend... :p

What?

xdfbo;j

[€ngel]

:D Sorry, it must have been a sticky situation... Hope you're doing better now!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:D Sorry, it must have been a sticky situation... Hope you're doing better now!


Ha fucking ha.

I'm fine now, thanks.

[Black Velvet]

Hows the arese doing after the weekend?

[€ngel]

Ha fucking ha.

I'm fine now, thanks.

:LOL: Naaaaah, I really feel for you. Really. *hmpf*
I do hope you get another chance next weekend though! ;)

[Auntie Helen]

I do hope you get another chance next weekend though! ;)How likely is it, Superfuzz? What's your strike rate?

[€ngel]

How likely is it, Superfuzz? What's your strike rate?

You still have to ask..? You did see his arse, didn't you??? ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

How likely is it, Superfuzz? What's your strike rate?

I had a promise on last weekend but I got sick and therefore didn't get laid. But my 5 month chastity period is coming to an end soon.


I hope.

[Belly]

I had a promise on last weekend but I got sick and therefore didn't get laid. But my 5 month chastity period is coming to an end soon.


I hope.


only coz you're getting your wallet out and the back pages of teh local paper.
and ebay searches for "virgins" :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

only coz you're getting your wallet out and the back pages of teh local paper.
and ebay searches for "virgins" :D

Sorry, how much action you gettin'?

[Belly]

not much, she's got the right hump all last week for some reason.

meh.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

not much, she's got the right hump all last week for some reason.

meh.

Has she cheered up yet?

[Belly]

Has she cheered up yet?

nope.

bahandmehcombined

[€ngel]

:LOL: It's spring. Hormones jumping all over the place. If you ever had a chance, this should be it.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Is it mating season already?


Whooo hoooo.

[Auntie Helen]

Is it mating season already?
By the sound of various complaints from Old Folks here, no. Mating season has passed by. Several years ago...

[Velouria]

By the sound of various complaints from Old Folks here, no. Mating season has passed by. Several years ago...

I think I'm ovulating. Would explain some of the aggression anyway.

I may have shared too much...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I think I'm ovulating. Would explain some of the aggression anyway.

I may have shared too much...

*shudders*..

[Auntie Helen]

I think I'm ovulating. Would explain some of the aggression anyway.

I may have shared too much...Men will run away screaming if you admit to ovulating in your early thirties. They think you're desperate to procreate. And let's face it, you're more fecund.

[Velouria]

*shudders*..

Mwah-ha-ha!!!

I have contaminated your thread with women's functions. Go team me!!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Mwah-ha-ha!!!

I have contaminated your thread with women's functions. Go team me!!

I could tell you about when I had the snip, if you'd like?

[Velouria]

Men will run away screaming if you admit to ovulating in your early thirties. They think you're desperate to procreate. And let's face it, you're more fecund.

Meh, men are such pussies. It's not like they have to carry or give birth to the thing. I've never been keen to have children, but never say never, with the right man...

My mum would love it if I got knocked up though.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Meh, men are such pussies. It's not like they have to carry or give birth to the thing. I've never been keen to have children, but never say never, with the right man...

My mum would love it if I got knocked up though.

No chance of that with me though hun.

[Velouria]

I could tell you about when I had the snip, if you'd like?

A colleague where I used to work already told me all about his vasectomy. I really didn't know what to say, but could have done without seeing him scratch all the time.

[Velouria]

No chance of that with me though hun.

My my darling, aren't we presumptious? ;)

Anyway, there are always reversals. :p

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

A colleague where I used to work already told me all about his vasectomy. I really didn't know what to say, but could have done without seeing him scratch all the time.

the new dolly bird here asked me yesterday if I had any kids. "No" says I, "I've had the snip.". After going a deep shade of red she replied "That's nice. Cup of tea, James?".

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

My my darling, aren't we presumptious? ;)

Anyway, there are always reversals. :p

I thought this was all arranged for when my hair grew back?

[Auntie Helen]

the new dolly bird here asked me yesterday if I had any kids. "No" says I, "I've had the snip.". After going a deep shade of red she replied "That's nice. Cup of tea, James?".You've had the snip very early. Sure it's not a cunning fabrication to increase interest from women who don't want kids?

[Velouria]

I thought this was all arranged for when my hair grew back?

Excellent, we're on then.

I can hear my mother squealing with excitement from here...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

You've had the snip very early. Sure it's not a cunning fabrication to increase interest from women who don't want kids?

No, it's because if I ever had any of the snot nosed little shit bags I'd go crazy. (i)er, even

[Auntie Helen]

No, it's because if I ever had any of the snot nosed little shit bags I'd go crazy. (i)er, evenWell I agree with you on that meself.
Surprised the NHS did it for you - or did you do a DIY with some nail scissors?
(You don't have to answer that. Having watched a DIY circumcision on Nip/Tuck t'other week)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Well I agree with you on that meself.
Surprised the NHS did it for you - or did you do a DIY with some nail scissors?
(You don't have to answer that. Having watched a DIY circumcision on Nip/Tuck t'other week)

Private. I'm loaded remember.

[Auntie Helen]

Private. I'm loaded remember.Are you. Me too. We should meet up and share expensive car conversation...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I bet my bank balance is bigger than yours.

[Auntie Helen]

I bet my bank balance is bigger than yours.Quite possibly not.

Great pissing contest!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Quite possibly not.

Great pissing contest!

You first then.

[Auntie Helen]

You first then.A lady never talks about money first.

[Belly]

if you two ain't sharin'......

.....i ain't carin'

[Auntie Helen]

if you two ain't sharin'......

.....i ain't carin'And who asked you? Bah, these peasants...

[Auntie Helen]

Hey folks, it's my chum Charlotte's birthday today and I'm off in half an hour to whisk her away to Thurrock Lakeside for a shopping sensation, topped off with a meal at Mamma Amalfis.

Any of you got nice friendly birthday greetings I can pass on to Auntie Charlotte?

[Velouria]

Hey folks, it's my chum Charlotte's birthday today and I'm off in half an hour to whisk her away to Thurrock Lakeside for a shopping sensation, topped off with a meal at Mamma Amalfis.

Any of you got nice friendly birthday greetings I can pass on to Auntie Charlotte?

Um, just Happy Birthday, and I hope it's not one of those awful milestone birthdays, like 30 or 40.

[Auntie Helen]

Um, just Happy Birthday, and I hope it's not one of those awful milestone birthdays, like 30 or 40.32. Same age as me. Still awful.

[Velouria]

32. Same age as me. Still awful.

I hear you. :(

[€ngel]

32 Awfull..? I can think of worse things.

[Auntie Helen]

32 Awfull..? I can think of worse things.33... rapidly approaching for me, only three months away, aaarrrrgggghhhh :eek:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

32 Awfull..? I can think of worse things.

Such as having a soldering iron inserted in yout anus?

[Auntie Helen]

Such as having a soldering iron inserted in yout anus?What made you think of that then, Fuzz?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

What made you think of that then, Fuzz?

I'm half cut, I don't need reasons.

Well apart from thatht one.

[Auntie Helen]

I'm half cut, I don't need reasons.Rather scary prospect - Fuzz drunk in charge of that arse

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Rather scary prospect - Fuzz drunk in charge of that arse

Well I can't upset the new dolly bird can i?

[Auntie Helen]

Well I can't upset the new dolly bird can i?I think she's a figment of your imagination.

[€ngel]

Such as having a soldering iron inserted in yout anus?

Exactly! Or when someone puts an umbrella in your arse and opens it. I's rather be 32 I tell you!

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I think she's a figment of your imagination.

No she isn't. I'm supposed to be teaching her the basics of my job but I'm tipsy now so I can't be arsed.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Exactly! Or when someone puts an umbrella in your arse and opens it. I's rather be 32 I tell you!

Or masturbating with sandpaper.

[€ngel]

Or masturbating with sandpaper.

:eek: Now that must hurt indeed...

[Velouria]

*bumps Fuzz's arse*

Morning. How is your replacement faring at work then?

[Krazy Cat]

Yep morning from me too!!

*appreciates the Fuzz* :D

[Thessi]

well i think i too need to appreciate the arse, since it's everywhere i go on this mb!! :eek:
*appreciates*

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

:eek: Now that must hurt indeed...

I would imagine so.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

*bumps Fuzz's arse*

Morning. How is your replacement faring at work then?

She'll do. I just have to keep hiding my illegal activities from her.

[Velouria]

She'll do. I just have to keep hiding my illegal activities from her.

What, you mean coming here?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

What, you mean coming here?

No the fiddling I do for my friends.

[Velouria]

No the fiddling I do for my friends.

I'm sure Belly can do more with that comment than I ever could, so I'll just nod. ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I'm sure Belly can do more with that comment than I ever could, so I'll just nod. ;)

True.


BEEEELLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY

[Velouria]

True.


BEEEELLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY

He's too busy arguing with tiswas and the student. Time waster...

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

He's too busy arguing with tiswas and the student. Time waster...

Bah. You should post some smut to appease him.

[Velouria]

Bah. You should post some smut to appease him.

I'll have to get thinking, then. That thread is destroyed now, anyway.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I'll have to get thinking, then. That thread is destroyed now, anyway.

Only because of you and deathstars nerd talk.

[Velouria]

Only because of you and deathstars nerd talk.

We were the only ones clinging to come semblance of sanity.

The rest of you were having some sort of testosterone-fuelled verbal pissing contest. ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

We were the only ones clinging to come semblance of sanity.

The rest of you were having some sort of testosterone-fuelled verbal pissing contest. ;)

I was trying to make light of it knowing that Tiswas was only pissing about.

[Velouria]

I was trying to make light of it knowing that Tiswas was only pissing about.

I never know with him, so I just keep out of it. I can get enough arguments in real life. :LOL:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I never know with him, so I just keep out of it. I can get enough arguments in real life. :LOL:

True.

I think I might end up fighting tonight.

[Velouria]

True.

I think I might end up fighting tonight.

Why? Having a stressfull day, or is it footie night again?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Why? Having a stressfull day, or is it footie night again?

Footy. One of the players playing for the team we are playig tonight, fouled me in a game before Christmas and I sprained a knee ligament and was out for 2 months, so I might have to get some pay back.

[Velouria]

Footy. One of the players playing for the team we are playig tonight, fouled me in a game before Christmas and I sprained a knee ligament and was out for 2 months, so I might have to get some pay back.

Easy tiger. Don't get your nose broken again. :(

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Easy tiger. Don't get your nose broken again. :(

I still have my steel reinforced mask. And a hell of a right hook.

[Auntie Helen]

Just rescued this from almost the bottom of page 1 of the thread list.

Hope the footie goes well.

Seems I picked a good day to be stuck in meetings and not on the board - too much testosterone swishing about.

[Velouria]

Just rescued this from almost the bottom of page 1 of the thread list.

Hope the footie goes well.

Seems I picked a good day to be stuck in meetings and not on the board - too much testosterone swishing about.

The 25+ thread was obliterated. I kept my head down and pissed certain people off by talking geekery with J

[Auntie Helen]

The 25+ thread was obliterated. I kept my head down and pissed certain people off by talking geekery with JI thought it was interesting to read. Rather like reading Sanskrit.

Got fed up with some of the rest.

Oh, and I have a new job title today following appraisal. I am now "Communications Manager" rather than "Fundraising & Marketing Manager". I guess the Muse Board is communications so perhaps I can broadcast the benefits of Fuzz's arse now it's in my Job Description...

[Auntie Helen]

Just had to assist the lovely husband in the bath. We're reunited after 6 days apart.

I think I'm going to get lucky tonight :eek:

[Velouria]

I thought it was interesting to read. Rather like reading Sanskrit.

Got fed up with some of the rest.

Oh, and I have a new job title today following appraisal. I am now "Communications Manager" rather than "Fundraising & Marketing Manager". I guess the Muse Board is communications so perhaps I can broadcast the benefits of Fuzz's arse now it's in my Job Description...

Excellent, I'm sure Fuzz will be pleased. His arse could take over the world.

[€ngel]

Excellent, I'm sure Fuzz will be pleased. His arse could take over the world.

Taking over, infecting... depends on how you want to call it. But It's happening allready.

[Belly]

He's too busy arguing with tiswas and the student. Time waster...


aye. oh well, oooopsie. the child in me (not jacko stylee) wouldn't let him just sit there and take the piss all day, buy hey-ho. i've now learned just to ignore him now (and i have blee's login/password so if ever i don't wanna come back i can take him with me :LOL: )

[€ngel]

aye. oh well, oooopsie. the child in me (not jacko stylee) wouldn't let him just sit there and take the piss all day, buy hey-ho. i've now learned just to ignore him now (and i have blee's login/password so if ever i don't wanna come back i can take him with me :LOL: )

:LOL: He has that effect on people...

[Velouria]

I think I'm going to get lucky tonight :eek:

It's not fair... :'(

[Velouria]

aye. oh well, oooopsie. the child in me (not jacko stylee) wouldn't let him just sit there and take the piss all day, buy hey-ho. i've now learned just to ignore him now (and i have blee's login/password so if ever i don't wanna come back i can take him with me :LOL: )

He he, if I had mod powers I'd clean up the streets of this board.

Not that I want or think I am worthy of mod powers, but you know what I mean.

[Belly]

still, we all learned in a wizard of oz / Zardon stylee that tiswas is actually full of shit when pressed...

....moving on...

yes i have the power of blee ! fear me !

apart from deleting the shoe thread b4 she sees it and i pay for it , i dunno what else i'd do.

[Velouria]

yes i have the power of blee ! fear me !

apart from deleting the shoe thread b4 she sees it and i pay for it , i dunno what else i'd do.

I'd instantly take out anyone using txt speak, bacause it gets right on my nips.

[Belly]

just done something naughty in tiswas' love thread

i'm such a child.

*last touch*

[Velouria]

just done something naughty in tiswas' love thread

i'm such a child.

*last touch*

Indeed. I clicked on it, realised it was dodgy, and had to use task manager to kill off IE before the full horror unfolded.

I am dumb...

[€ngel]

just done something naughty in tiswas' love thread

i'm such a child.

*last touch*

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Now that was funny. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Belly]

yes, i am an evil mastermind genius

and that'll tech him to pick on me when he's bored.

and using fuzz's thread to boast about it !!

me-hahahaaha

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

This thread has mnay uses.

[Belly]

This thread has mnay uses.


indeed, it's a um,

hidey-hole
bum-worship zone (sadly yours though)
erm, some other things...

[Velouria]

I like it in here. It's free from rif raf, tosspots and tools. And has arses.

It's like heaven in thread form.

[Auntie Helen]

Good morning my fellow wizened oldies.

I'm feeling very cheerful today. Because...

1) I got VERY lucky last night!
2) I had sent my iPod off for repair a week ago and they've given me a brand new one and mine had been covered in scratches
3) I don't have to be in London for my first meeting until 11:30am so had an hour's lie-in
4) I got VERY lucky last night.

[Velouria]

Good morning my fellow wizened oldies.

I'm feeling very cheerful today. Because...

1) I got VERY lucky last night!
2) I had sent my iPod off for repair a week ago and they've given me a brand new one and mine had been covered in scratches
3) I don't have to be in London for my first meeting until 11:30am so had an hour's lie-in
4) I got VERY lucky last night.

1) I hate you
2) That was nice
3) I hate you
4) I really hate you :mad:

;) :p

[Auntie Helen]

1) I hate you
2) That was nice
3) I hate you
4) I really hate you :mad:

;) :pWell, we have to have some good days to leaven the dull ones, don't you think.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

1) I hate you
2) That was nice
3) I hate you
4) I really hate you :mad:

;) :p

What she said.

I didn't start fighting last night, which I suppose is a good thing as I don't want anothe 2 month ban.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Well, we have to have some good days to leaven the dull ones, don't you think.

But we don't have the good ones.

[Auntie Helen]

But we don't have the good ones.Or not for five months anyway

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Or not for five months anyway

If I can stay fit this weekend I may be able to change that.

NEW PENNY HERE I COME!!!!111

[Auntie Helen]

If I can stay fit this weekend I may be able to change that.

NEW PENNY HERE I COME!!!!111So it's just down to fitness, is it? Nothing to do with the quality of your chat-up lines, general demeanour, gentlemanly treatment of women and stuff like that.

And is she a dead cert, if you are fit?

[Velouria]

But we don't have the good ones.

What he said. :'(

[Velouria]

If I can stay fit this weekend I may be able to change that.

NEW PENNY HERE I COME!!!!111

I hate you as well. :mad:

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

So it's just down to fitness, is it? Nothing to do with the quality of your chat-up lines, general demeanour, gentlemanly treatment of women and stuff like that.

And is she a dead cert, if you are fit?

Dead cert.

Last week end I wsa poorly and had to stay in.

[Belly]

Dead cert.

Last week end I wsa poorly and had to stay in.


no tiswas yet.
reckon he's found it and kept quiet ?

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

no tiswas yet.
reckon he's found it and kept quiet ?

I dunno.

howmanymorelettersdoyouwantyoupieceofshit?

[Velouria]

no tiswas yet.
reckon he's found it and kept quiet ?

What happens on that website in the end? I chickened out in case it was a virus or something, being the paranoid IT person that I am.

[Belly]

What happens on that website in the end? I chickened out in case it was a virus or something, being the paranoid IT person that I am.


after 200 clicks it lets you go, unharmed.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

What happens on that website in the end? I chickened out in case it was a virus or something, being the paranoid IT person that I am.

I've seen it before and just ctrl + alt + del'd it to death.

[Velouria]

*bump*

... because us ol' dirty Musers hide in here in times of crisis in the Main Area

[Auntie Helen]

Dead cert.

Last week end I wsa poorly and had to stay in.How awful to know some bloke somewhere's saying you're a Dead Cert. Or do you think she's saying the same about you to her mates? (Assuming it's a she)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

How awful to know some bloke somewhere's saying you're a Dead Cert. Or do you think she's saying the same about you to her mates? (Assuming it's a she)

It's a she and I know she's saying that too. I feel so dirty.

[Krazy Cat]

Good afternoon, I think I'm the only oldy on the board, anyway! *appreciates* Fuzzy!!! :D

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

Good afternoon, I think I'm the only oldy on the board, anyway! *appreciates* Fuzzy!!! :D

*basks in combined appreciation*

[Velouria]

*basks in combined appreciation*

I'm back to appreciate.

I left because no one else was here.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I'm back to appreciate.

I left because no one else was here.

I'm back now, so you can stay.

[Velouria]

I'm back now, so you can stay.

What if I don't want to?

Still bored...

[LittleMUSEalieN]

BEHOLD!!! the fuzziest ass!!! kick ass :D *appreciates the shitloader* ;)

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

What if I don't want to?

Still bored...

I've been drinking and I'm pretty sure Belly has so.....

[€ngel]

I've been drinking and I'm pretty sure Belly has so.....

You should change it in 'Muse- approved drunk perv'. ;)

[Velouria]

I've been drinking and I'm pretty sure Belly has so.....

I wish I'd been drinking...

I've got chocolate now, so it's not all bad.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

You should change it in 'Muse- approved drunk perv'. ;)

I'm not *always* drunk at work though.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

I wish I'd been drinking...

I've got chocolate now, so it's not all bad.

Pah, you'd be in a coma if you drank five pints in an hour.

Whta choccy?

[€ngel]

I'm not *always* drunk at work though.

:LOL: Ok, how about 'Muse- approved allwaysontheinternetbutmybossdoesn'tknowit perv'..?

[Velouria]

Pah, you'd be in a coma if you drank five pints in an hour.

Whta choccy?

True, still I'd enjoy the sleep. I only drink alcopop thingies, beer tastes like it's been drunk once already.

Double Decker. Feel slightly sick now.

[Superfuzz_Bigmuff]

True, still I'd enjoy the sleep. I only drink alcopop thingies, beer tastes like it's been drunk once already.

Double Decker. Feel slightly sick now.

Double deckers rule.

That's where the flavour comes from.