crap adverts

[rageagainstmachine]

What do you think the most annoying adverts are just now? Here are some I hate

At position 1 we have: the bank of Scotland ads with cheesy venga boys and such like, tunes.

At 2: elephant.co.uk ads. (I actually turn the channel when this one comes on)

And at 3: that one with the guy who says ‘calm down deer’ all the time. Is it esure or something?

[Caro]

What do you think the most annoying adverts are just now? Here are some I hate

At position 1 we have: the bank of Scotland ads with cheesy venga boys and such like, tunes.

At 2: elephant.co.uk ads. (I actually turn the channel when this one comes on)

And at 3: that one with the guy who says ‘calm down deer’ all the time. Is it esure or something?


The newest HBOS advert cost like 3 quarters of a million to make. What a waste of money. The blonde woman (angela) had a stalker for a while. She got deaththreats and stuff off him.

[rageagainstmachine]

The newest HBOS advert cost like 3 quarters of a million to make. What a waste of money. The blonde woman (angela) had a stalker for a while. She got deaththreats and stuff off him.

really, haha. thats what she's gets for making a turd advert then.

[Caro]

really, haha. thats what she's gets for making a turd advert then.

Yeah, my mum used to work for HBOS (til she quit and joined loyds tsb :p ) so she got all the gossip about the ads.

[pondering muse]

child actors!

1) the disney one and the girl says 'magical' in the most annoying way

2) the persil one- mum im not a baaaby

3) just any compensation ones!

[Caro]

child actors!

1) the disney one and the girl says 'magical' in the most annoying way

2) the persil one- mum im not a baaaby

3) just any compensation ones!

call claims direct!!!

[pondering muse]

call claims direct!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rageagainstmachine]

child actors!

1) the disney one and the girl says 'magical' in the most annoying way

2) the persil one- mum im not a baaaby

3) just any compensation ones!


i just dont understans why Co's like the bank of scotland continue to make these shitty adverts. i suppose they must be making more business from them. fcuk knows how, i always turn them over.

[Belly]

anna freil in 3.

just coz 3 mobile is wank, and i'm pissed off with dealing with them.

[rageagainstmachine]

anna freil in 3.

just coz 3 mobile is wank, and i'm pissed off with dealing with them.



3 mobile??? what country is that

[Velouria]

Every single Calgon advert, mainly for the irritating jingle at the end.

[Belly]

3 mobile??? what country is that


england.

that new mobile network that doesn't have any coverage, and charges extra to customers to run off of teh back of O2

[Grapevine]

That "let us quote you happy" advert....makes me scream.

And the one that has already been mentioned the "calm down dear, its only a commercial...hi mum i'm on the telly"

The Persil adverts where it is like a "soap" opera...


oh I'm sure there are others....just can't remember!

[rageagainstmachine]

england.

that new mobile network that doesn't have any coverage, and charges extra to customers to run off of teh back of O2


never heard of them!! im with o2. i've a pretty good deal with them

[Belly]

never heard of them!! im with o2. i've a pretty good deal with them


do you live in a shed ?

they are in every branch of superdung too.

[rageagainstmachine]

That "let us quote you happy" advert....makes me scream.

And the one that has already been mentioned the "calm down dear, its only a commercial...hi mum i'm on the telly"

The Persil adverts where it is like a "soap" opera...


oh I'm sure there are others....just can't remember!


or another anoyying one is the one where that guy is making fajitas for his burd, not sure of the ad. his burd is a stupid bint tho.

[Grapevine]

oh and that advert for the holiday company/place "Sandals" I think...where they play that sickening music....urgh.

[Grapevine]

or another anoyying one is the one where that guy is making fajitas for his burd, not sure of the ad. his burd is a stupid bint tho.


oh yeah the "I'll call you back...if I'm still alive snort snort"
she should be killed.

[rageagainstmachine]

do you live in a shed ?

they are in every branch of superdung too.

a shed, yeah, i live in a hut!! o2 is the way 4ward

[Grapevine]

do you live in a shed ?

they are in every branch of superdung too.

I haven't heard of it either....

[rageagainstmachine]

oh yeah the "I'll call you back...if I'm still alive snort snort"
she should be killed.


thats the one. :D

[rageagainstmachine]

I haven't heard of it either....


must be an English thing then

[Grapevine]

must be an English thing then

we are deprived :rolleyes:

[rageagainstmachine]

we are deprived :rolleyes:

what part of the country you at

[Grapevine]

I live near to Glasgow

[Belly]

I live near to Glasgow


sorry to heat that.

[Grapevine]

sorry to heat that.

heheh.
It's not too bad
coastal! :D

[rageagainstmachine]

sorry to heat that.


well i live right in glasgow city centre. only coz im at uni tho. i from stirling

[Kimmyville]

I used to hate the Sprite advert with that little monster thing. It was really ugly.

Oh and that Lupo car advert with the computerised baby that ran through the hospital. :( That baby was nasty.

[Megalomaniac]

I hate the Disney one as well with the annoying girl saying 'mmmmagical' annoyingly.

That advert for Senocot laxatives is crap as well because they've shown it so many times I know it off by heart... 'when you've got a big day ahead, the last thing you need is constipation...' I mean really.

Just... NO.

[Caro]

I live in scotland and I've heard of 3 mobile! It's the one with the enormous 3 that changes colour on the adverts. Isn't it meant to specialise in video mobile or something?

[Gleep]

That mint card one. I mean why? why?

[Gleep]

Oh and macdonalds ads. All of them. And the currys ones. 'always cutting prices!!!' And homebase. And those totaly fakes hairdye adds. With the irritting...grr. And the spykids one. There was another but can't think of it now.

[Murray]

Norton Finance - where the guy walks along the tight-rope, and when he gets to the end it's the single most worst piece of acting ever, he kinda slips off the pole on the platform and pulls a really stupid face

Have you got the right to buy your council house? That advert makes me laugh

The advert for the miners compensation is stupid becuase it says at the bottom the guy is an actor, so all sense of empathy is lost yet he still says "we" and "us"

Califig - get back into your natural rhythm, another stupid advert

That one for grape juice, the family all drink their different grape juice, then dad comes home from playing squash and has a flavour of grape juice, but then, oh no........he picks up the daughters bright pink bag instead of his holdall! Oh how i laughed when i saw that..... :rolleyes:

[Decades]

Anything with Linda Barker in it.

That aforementioned fajita one, that woman should've been drowned at birth.

Michael Winner's Esure ones, just... no.

The grape juice one, with the silly dad. Ho ho, fun for all the family. I believe not.

My favourite, although incredibly poor, one however is Pelé's one for men with impotence problems, "Have you ever suffered from... e-rec-tion problem?". Twisted genius, I love it.

[TisWas]

Halifax sailing one - Annoying and sells fuck all

Any insurance claims company - Making us all into demented none risk takers

The Times weekend newspaper - Cannot understand why the paper thinks it needs to advertise sex in order to sell it's papers.

Herbal Essence - Sex again

Mc Donalds - No we do not need Englands Rugy captain to sell us burgers. And not we don't want your over the top desperado re-branding campaigns. Bring back the old Mc Donalds adverts

New Guiness advert - The guys who made that are taking the piss compared to all the other great Guinnes adverts

Any make up ads - They do my fucking head in and i'm going blind thanks to all the bright lighting they use so you can't see how shite the hair is etc.

Golden Grahams (i think) - No i do not want to see a lesbian teenager go on about how she would like to fuck her best friends mum.

Insurance company (forgot the name) Its the one where the same woman is three characters - Tossing shit

Pepsi - Any of their Adverts are shit and un-imaginative

Vauxhaul catch the pigeon advert - I don't give a shit how you can use special affects. I want to know what the car does.

Scottish breaks advert - Really fucking dull. If i was Scottish i'd hunt the fucker down who made that advert.

Walkers crisps - Good advert in itself. But this is the 42 advert Mr Liniker has done, i get the idea he's the guy who nicks the crips because they are irrestiable. Try something else

Currys and the cunt i thankfully forgotton the name of - I would rather have my cock cut off than be subjected to another advert with her in it.

Can't think of any more, i'll watch some more to remind me.

[TisWas]

Arh yes Linda Barker, i kept thinking of Sue Barker. Cheers Insomnia.

[Auntie Helen]

What do you think the most annoying adverts are just now?The sudden inexplicable rash of nappy adverts. "Look mum, no leaks", "look, I can bounce around the floor and keep dry" I DON'T CARE!!!!!

[Auntie Helen]

Norton Finance - where the guy walks along the tight-rope, and when he gets to the end it's the single most worst piece of acting ever, he kinda slips off the pole on the platform and pulls a really stupid face

Have you got the right to buy your council house? That advert makes me laugh

The advert for the miners compensation is stupid becuase it says at the bottom the guy is an actor, so all sense of empathy is lost yet he still says "we" and "us"

Califig - get back into your natural rhythm, another stupid advert

That one for grape juice, the family all drink their different grape juice, then dad comes home from playing squash and has a flavour of grape juice, but then, oh no........he picks up the daughters bright pink bag instead of his holdall! Oh how i laughed when i saw that..... :rolleyes:You must have completely different TV in Lincoln as I've not seen ANY of these. Perhaps Kentish advertising is different...

[0ptriX]

Zoom Zoom Zoom adverts do my head in. It's that car one.
The Nationwide Bank advert with Samuel L. Jackson makes me want to jump into a ravine.
Loan/Debt/Insurance company adverts. They even advertise them on kids channels for fucks sake.

[How To Be Dead]

The yellow pages adverts annoy me. They are free and when you get one tells you what its for if you don't already know.

[Auntie Helen]

The yellow pages adverts annoy me. They are free and when you get one tells you what its for if you don't already know.But surely "Fly Fishing by J R Hartley" was a classic!

[TisWas]

The yellow pages adverts annoy me. They are free and when you get one tells you what its for if you don't already know.

Yep true, but i think they do it as a reminder thing, because of all the new directory enquiry companies. So people need to be reminded of yellow pages thats hidden away some where.

[Murray]

The Pizza Hut one with the kid who puts on the shirt his mum got him and some badass teenagers ask him for some food.......but then they realise he doesn't work there LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLL!!!!!!!!1111111111111

:rolleyes:

[Caff]

Vauxhaul catch the pigeon advert - I don't give a shit how you can use special affects. I want to know what the car does.

Do you mean the Corsa Wacky Races ad? Yes it is annoying...but then again it's better than most car adverts that try too hard to be "weird" or use sex to sell their cars.

Not as if Corsas need advertising anyway seen as every single fucking 17/18/19 year old who has just passed their driving test seems to drive them. And yes, I am getting a Corsa because I am learning in one so I realise I've mocked myself in a way but sbhfgvhuig that car is soooo made for stupid learners. Really experienced drivers want something with more power.

And fucking herbal essance. If a shampooing my hair gave me an orgasm I'd worry. Shampoos aren't supposed to do that. Stupid bitch in the advert going "YES YES!!!" unless she's getting done up the arse out of shot...

And I really fucking hate that Vodafone ad where she takes a pic of a cup of coffee with her picture phone. FUCKING SEX SELLING AGAIN! Jesus Christ people...have you all got one track minds?!

[Auntie Helen]

And I really fucking hate that Vodafone ad where she takes a pic of a cup of coffee with her picture phone. FUCKING SEX SELLING AGAIN! Jesus Christ people...have you all got one track minds?!So who here has fallen for the Vodafone advert (so accurately described by Cath) or the 3 advert with the lovely whatsername skinny dipping and chosen those phones, rather than pointless bubbles (O2) or random orange squares (orange).

Sex sells.

[Imperium]

the werthers original one, although i watch it for the cringe factor, its just so sickly cliched, cheesy and poo, the one with the grandad btw

[Caff]

Oh and the Heat Magazine adverts really fuck me off as well. That cow needs to be blue-takked to the ceiling...or even better stapled with the stapler that the other bint sticks on the ceiling in one of the ads.

And that Lynx ad where the guy has the power to un-do ladies clothing. IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING.

[SpecialK]

i hate the halifax bank adverts, that man with the jam jar glasses called howard scares me......scared me even more when he's a computer simulated thingy :'(

[Auntie Helen]

What about the appalling Slendertone billboard ads at the moment with a rather weedy looking man's torso shining with sweat. Not what I want to see on the way to the station in the morning...

[TisWas]

Do you mean the Corsa Wacky Races ad? Yes it is annoying...but then again it's better than most car adverts that try too hard to be "weird" or use sex to sell their cars.

And I really fucking hate that Vodafone ad where she takes a pic of a cup of coffee with her picture phone. FUCKING SEX SELLING AGAIN! Jesus Christ people...have you all got one track minds?!

Yep those are the one, i hate all of the Vauxhaull adverts from the past three years. Used to like some of the old ones with.....can't remember his name exactly Griff Reece Jones or something like that. But since then i think they change their avdertising agency. So i've been subjected to a film star selling me a car in a courtroom and now the annoying wacky racers. Having said that i think Vauxhaull have the one where the cars play hide and seek. If it is them then they did good with that ad. But i prefer the audi, BMW and VW adverts alot more adventerous (spl)

And yep you've reminded me of the Vodafone picture advert. I like their advert but their latest one is just shite. No one is going to use their phone for those purposes. The 3 advert with that annoying fucking bitch. Who used to be a frog and the other one where she looks demented talking about CD's. I'd love to see her get sorted out by a butch lesbain. Did my fucking head in!! But what i hate most of all is the 3 picture advert. Absolutly appauling that they associated their service openly with sex. Alright the people in the adverts may of been adults. But don't associate the phone with sex other wise you'll just encourage all the paedofiles to trade pics because they cannot be traced. And theres already been one case where some dickhead teenage guy took a pick of this girl getting undressed without her knowing. So her pic ended up being sent everywhere.

Cheers Cath, been meaning to have a go at 3 company for a while.

[Zerø]

All adverts with annoying kids in are utter shit.

[Auntie Helen]

All adverts with annoying kids in are utter shit.Do we not remember with fondness the Bisto adverts with Lynda Bellingham and her nuclear family? At least the kids in that were partially human...

[Zerø]

Jesus Christ people...have you all got one track minds?! That's a quite ironic statement, Cath.
Especially with some of your recent comments. :p

[SpecialK]

i like the car advert (don't know which one) were the cars all play hide and seek....thats the only advert i find fun :D

[TisWas]

So who here has fallen for the Vodafone advert (so accurately described by Cath) or the 3 advert with the lovely whatsername skinny dipping and chosen those phones, rather than pointless bubbles (O2) or random orange squares (orange).

Sex sells.

Yeah and when you phones are an attraction to paedofiles because they cannot be traced. The company should not in any way associate it's phone with sex even if it does sell.

Besides when everyone uses sex adverts become saturated. So it doesn't always work.

[Auntie Helen]

i like the car advert (don't know which one) were the cars all play hide and seek....thats the only advert i find fun :DDoesn't tell you a whole lot about the actual cars though except they're small and you might lose it in a car park.

Bring back Vorsprung durch Technik, that's what I say. Real adverts for real cars!

[Caff]

I just thought of another one...any Gold "fucking" Blend advert. They're all gay...especially that one in a tent on a roof where they're reliving how they met. GAY GAY GAY. It's not shown anymore thankfully.

And my language is terrible tonight, ah well it's what happens when I am angry.

And fghighogdh that tampon advert where she cons her boyfriend/shagpiece into thinkig it's sugar inside that packet. I hate any adverts for "women's monthly problem" because...they make a sensitive subject even more cringeworthy.

[TisWas]

Oh and the Heat Magazine adverts really fuck me off as well. That cow needs to be blue-takked to the ceiling...or even better stapled with the stapler that the other bint sticks on the ceiling in one of the ads.

And that Lynx ad where the guy has the power to un-do ladies clothing. IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING.

That does my fucking head in en'all, it's does bollocks. I don't mind thatLynx use sex all the time, but that advert was just bollocks. The one before it where you had all the sexy women working in jobs that aint glamorous, was just tongue in cheek. But the lateast advert is just bollocks!

[Zerø]

i like the car advert (don't know which one) were the cars all play hide and seek....thats the only advert i find fun :D Everytime I've been to the cinema since last summer, that advert has always been shown before the film!

[Auntie Helen]

And fghighogdh that tampon advert where she cons her boyfriend/shagpiece into thinkig it's sugar inside that packet. I hate any adverts for "women's monthly problem" because...they make a sensitive subject even more cringeworthy.And the liquid they pour on to demonstrate absorbency is always blue. BLUE???

[Caff]

All adverts with annoying kids in are utter shit.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad I weally need a wee"

[Zerø]

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad I weally need a wee" Mummy look, I've just done a big shit and now you're going to kiss my arse and say "mmm, soft".

[Biblical]

[QUOTE=rageagainstmachine]What do you think the most annoying adverts are just now? Here are some I hate



At 2: elephant.co.uk ads. (I actually turn the channel when this one comes on)

elephant.co.uk yes thats elephant.co.uk listen to that again, elephant.co.uk
thats right at elephant.co.uk were not trying to subliminally make you want to go on our site elephant.co.uk by repeating elephant.co.uk a ridiculous amount of times, but elephant.co.uk is great even though you missed what we at elephant.co.uk do youll want to go on our site elephant.co.uk and find out, remember elephant.co.uk, yes elephant.co.uk

[Caff]

That's a quite ironic statement, Cath.
Especially with some of your recent comments. :p

What comments would they be then?

[TisWas]

Doesn't tell you a whole lot about the actual cars though except they're small and you might lose it in a car park.

Bring back Vorsprung durch Technik, that's what I say. Real adverts for real cars!

It's called making a advert that stands out in the saturated world of advertisng. The fact that that user finds the advert fun, means the advert is reaching out to it's market audience.

[Caff]

And the liquid they pour on to demonstrate absorbency is always blue. BLUE???

I know...what gives? Most women are like "Wtf if blue stuff came out of THERE, there must be something seriously wrong with me!!!" then again I suppose they'd only get complaints if the colour was more accurate [ie. red].

[Auntie Helen]

It's called making a advert that stands out in the saturated world of advertisng. The fact that that user finds the advert fun, means the advert is reaching out to it's market audience.He speaks to a Marketing Manager...

But the problem is that 95% of the audience might find the advert darned irritating and decide not to buy at all...

[SpecialK]

And the liquid they pour on to demonstrate absorbency is always blue. BLUE???

same with baby wee and nappies, if i had a kid who was wee'in and poo'in blue water i'd be worried.........for feeding it too much ribeena :D

[TisWas]

He speaks to a Marketing Manager...

But the problem is that 95% of the audience might find the advert darned irritating and decide not to buy at all...

I couldn't give a fuck if you're Dolly Parton working 9 to 5. Fact is that alot of people want fun and there is alot of consumers out there who want a fun car. People who want fun don't give a fuck about what is inside the car. If they did they'd buy a Audi, BMW etc.

I don't need to be told about the risk of making a successful advert. And i haven't even seen that hide and seek advert mentioned in negative terms on a majority.

[Zerø]

What comments would they be then? http://www.muse.mu/board/showpost.php?p=42484

[Caff]

http://www.muse.mu/board/showpost.php?p=42484

Ok one suggestive post...so? :p

[Auntie Helen]

Ok one suggestive post...so? :pIt's obviously had a profound impression on J...

[Zerø]

Ok one suggestive post...so? :p Hardly suggestive. :p
I've since more subtle things with lights on haha.

[Zerø]

same with baby wee and nappies, if i had a kid who was wee'in and poo'in blue water i'd be worried.........for feeding it too much ribeena :D Nappie adverts should be banned.

[Auntie Helen]

I think newspaper adverts to deal with mens's bald patches should be banned too. They're SOOOO cheesy...

[TisWas]

I think newspaper adverts to deal with mens's bald patches should be banned too. They're SOOOO cheesy...

Who you a Marketing Manager for?

[Auntie Helen]

Who you a Marketing Manager for?A medical charity in London. A small one. With a VERY small marketing budget. But I read Marketing Magazine!

[TisWas]

A medical charity in London. A small one. With a VERY small marketing budget. But I read Marketing Magazine!

Oh, i read porn stories.

[Auntie Helen]

Oh, i read porn stories.You probably actually learn more about marketing from them. Marketing magazine last week came up with this gem (paraphrased from memory): "The makers of Lego decided that forays into different markets such as soft toys and other items had been less successful than hoped and so they were returning to the core building brick market". Marketing speak for "Lego makes bricks well, other things not".

[TisWas]

You probably actually learn more about marketing from them. Marketing magazine last week came up with this gem (paraphrased from memory): "The makers of Lego decided that forays into different markets such as soft toys and other items had been less successful than hoped and so they were returning to the core building brick market". Marketing speak for "Lego makes bricks well, other things not".

They need to ditch that lego parl and concentrate of advertising to parents. Inform how how their children can be creative with lego instead of computer games.

[Auntie Helen]

They need to ditch that lego parl and concentrate of advertising to parents. Inform how how their children can be creative with lego instead of computer games.Or how their children can have great fun inserting lego into an orifice and then spending 5 hours at Casualty.

[moodicow]

Oh and the Heat Magazine adverts really fuck me off as well. That cow needs to be blue-takked to the ceiling...or even better stapled with the stapler that the other bint sticks on the ceiling in one of the ads.

And that Lynx ad where the guy has the power to un-do ladies clothing. IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING.


That Lynx ad ...ggggrrrrrrrrrrrr !

New Bailey's ad 15th March

[El Sophiee]

Any that I trying to sell me something... so basically, I hate all ads

[Mort]

Right, we've had the worst adds, but heres the best. The Sprite adds from a couple of years ago. Remember, the one with the goblin and the kebab?

[El Sophiee]

Right, we've had the worst adds, but heres the best. The Sprite adds from a couple of years ago. Remember, the one with the goblin and the kebab?


hehehe... that one was pretty good

[Megalomaniac]

Oh God, just seen another advert I remembered I hated.

That fucking NCDL one with the dogs doing a voiceover and shots of 'neglected' dogs, when all they've done is chucked a bucket of water over an animal actor and told it to 'STAY'... oh, and they want £10 off you a month and will send you photos of your dog, and 'your dog will write to you so you'll know how they're getting on'...

Dogs writing. And for £10 a month I'd bloody expect it to be living a great life.

Nghh.

[Auntie Helen]

Do you remember the advert for the Nissan QX luxury car.

Strapline "it exists". Real gripping stuff...

[Krazy Cat]

I hate that horrible MINT card advert, where the bloke is sneezing everywhere, stupid!! :rolleyes:

[Gleep]

I hate that horrible MINT card advert, where the bloke is sneezing everywhere, stupid!! :rolleyes:
Very stupid.

But now for one I loved: that honda one 'isn't it nice when things just work?' with all the parts moving. I realy liked that. 118 took the piss out of that I think, I saw it just before a film. But it made me laugh.

[Keys]

i saw the vagisil ad today....had me in stiches

[Biblical]

i saw the vagisil ad today....had me in stiches

i saw that a month ago and was pissing myself, i just kept thinking of me, myself and irene

[Keys]

hahaha quality film...whats the ad say??...errm a womans feminine area? :LOL: :LOL:

[Biblical]

my personal favorite

linda barker

"can you remember when computers were just boxes" on the pc world advert
or
"i just need somthing bigger" for her dfs or somthing range of furniture

[Auntie Helen]

And here's Marketing Magazine's weekly analysis of advertisement recall last week in the UK:
1. Churchill
2. B&Q
3. Argos
4. DFS
5. Currys
6. Norwich Union Direct
7. Homebase
8. Yakult
9. Burger King
10= Pampers
10= Walkers Sensations
12. Vauxhall Corsa
13= MFI
13= KFC
15= Mint Credit Card
15= Bounty Kitchen Towels
17. Royal Bank of Scotland One account
18. Capital One
19. Cahoot
20 = Nuts Magazine
20 = WeightWatchers

Pretty much all of those are dire (the Corsa one's fun, I suppose). The Churchill one had 79% recall!

[Gleep]

here is a load more:
that halifax one they stole from monty python with the sailing towers

oanadol

that flash thing with the remote control car and annoying, muddy kid

the egg card one with the sock

the coke one with the woman singing (well it's dubbed, but that's not my point) I wish I knew how it feels to be free. Makes me seethe.

herbal essences. More than anything it's that voice.

the spread on 'dolchlate something' with the giggling veg.

dulco-lax

sensitive lenor.

[Magdalena]

here is a load more:

herbal essences. More than anything it's that voice.



I hate that one so much.
And the dairylea dunkers advert with that cow!

*hides*
This thread is scaring me.

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

im really really hating the mcdonalds advert! with like the airport kind of shit! and the music and that old man as a captain! wtf is going on!!

[Seeker]

im really really hating the mcdonalds advert! with like the airport kind of shit! and the music and that old man as a captain! wtf is going on!!

God knows. It is crap though. I liked the McDonald's one where they took the piss out of those two presenters off the DFS advert some years ago :D

[Bubble_Bunny2004]

oh god i remember that! they should bring that one back!

[Mullin]

I tell who has risen to the top of my 'Hit List' and that is fucking wanking stooooooooooopid Linda fucking barker AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!! and everything she stands for ahhh die die die :mad:

[Gleep]

oh, and the british airways one with the american voice over....very british. I know george controls tony, but that doesn't make this america and is no excuse.

[Seeker]

oh god i remember that! they should bring that one back!

Yep, but it was just too damn successful - didn't the DFS guys 'mysteriously disappear' not too soon after that? :D

As for BA, one word - opera.

More annoying adverts:
- Anything with Carol Vorderman in. Grr.
- That bloody tacky Coca Cola advert they always put on months before Christmas.
- The Homebase ones. Dunno why, I just really hate them.

[Auntie Helen]

More annoying adverts:
- The Homebase ones. Dunno why, I just really hate them.Might be Leslie Ash's scary lip job...

[Seeker]

Might be Leslie Ash's scary lip job...

Quite possibly.

[0ptriX]

All the Loreal and shite hair adverts are fucking stupid. IS YOUR HAIR LIFELESS AND COLOURLESS LIKE THIS? WELL THIS IS BECAUSE WE TOOK THIS SHOT IN BLACK AND WHITE SO THERE OBVIOUSLY WONT BE ANY FUCKING COLOUR WILL THERE? ITS SO EASY, ALL WE DID HERE AT THE HAIR LABS IS ADD A LITTLE DASH OF MARATOMBRARALOPHYNAMANYNENE XY-20, WHICH, OBVIOUSLY, HELPS YOUR HAIR.
Fuckers.
And why the fuck do they voiceover the models when one is not necessary? They say exacta-bloody-ly the same as their dub, why!?

[Auntie Helen]

And why the fuck do they voiceover the models when one is not necessary? They say exacta-bloody-ly the same as their dub, why!?Because just 'cause you've got a pretty face doesn't mean you sound good.

[Sarah]

That and because it can be dubbed in the native language/accent without offending viewers.
I've seen the same adverts on TV in Italy but with Italian voiceovers. That's the point?

[Jaded]

"Did you hear that...a blend of AROMATIC SPIIICES"

argggggh

>_<

[Noodles]

"Did you hear that...a blend of AROMATIC SPIIICES"

argggggh

>_<


I want that guy to MURDER that woman!!!!!!

>_<

[Jaded]

I want that guy to MURDER that woman!!!!!!

>_<

I KNOW! and she is such a cheeky bitch..."well make me another one then"
make one yourself ya annoying cow!

[Sarah]

That reminded me of that bacon advert. Where they argue, cook some bacon and she forgives him?
Her hair cut makes me want to tear her a new hole. Never mind her acting and the shoddy story behind it. The only thing cooking bacon for me would do is make me want to throw up.

[Auntie Helen]

Remember the old Nescafe advert...

"I always enjoy Sunday mornings because I can open a new jar of coffee and enjoy the aroma" (cuts to very attractive woman peeling gold foil off her Gold Blend or Choicest Blend or whatever it is).

A whole jar of coffee every week?

And if that's the highlight of her Sunday she needs to get out more...

[Zerø]

That reminded me of that bacon advert. Where they argue, cook some bacon and she forgives him?
Her hair cut makes me want to tear her a new hole. Never mind her acting and the shoddy story behind it. The only thing cooking bacon for me would do is make me want to throw up. Mmm bacon.

Bacon and onions sarnie. :D

[Sarah]

Sounds like 100% ming.

[BOD]

Not a TV advert, but I've seen this around train stations near me, this one's in Manchester Piccadilly:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/Bodrochowski/Rubbishadvertforeducation.jpg

It's for education or something, it's so crap. Like a chav like that would go 'WORHH WOW A FEVVOH!'

[Jackplug]

Not a TV advert, but I've seen this around train stations near me, this one's in Manchester Piccadilly:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/Bodrochowski/Rubbishadvertforeducation.jpg

It's for education or something, it's so crap. Like a chav like that would go 'WORHH WOW A FEVVOH!'

The profile of his face and ears resembles the FA Cup.

[BOD]

The profile of his face and ears resembles the FA Cup.
Hahah yeah...

[ADAM]

churchill's "Oh Yes" dog - someone please pull his quivering head off!!!!

and

the irritating kid in the 'talk to frank' adverts. "What are they for?"

BANG!

and the 'Go now.......go now......" advert where it was like a whale on a postcard selling holidays....

grr!

[Caro]

That E-Sure mouse is terrible and awful and dreadful.

And is it just me, or is Davina McKhol (I can't spell the shouty ones name, but you know who I mean) THE most irritating person they could have possibly picked to advertise hair dye?

Oh, and the Activia yogurt adverts. Yes, the yogurts are great, but my mum would never walk into the room and tell me she was feeling a bit bloated. And I would never say 'Try one of these mum, it's got bifidus digestivum in it to deflate you' or whatever it is she says. A - No one outside a lab knows what the hell bifidus digestiwhatever is, and B - I don't know about anyone else's family but I know that mine is not that open. I usually don't even like my mother, let alone want to share my anti-bloating secrets.

[BOD]

Agreed. The tv ad is even worse though.

"Well like, we're in the universe or summot like and it's like wow we're small and stuff like, it's wikkid innit"

How the Dickens is that going to make someone want to be a teacher.

BE A TEACHER BECAUSE OUR KIDS CAN'T EVEN SPEAK PROPERLY.
:eek: I haven't even seen that..

[Vervon]

Come on , all these posts and not one metion of the Picture Loan adverts. Either the one where the dozy bint is talking to Picture in a really cruddy Newcastle accent, whilst her brat of a kid is screaming "Mum, wheres my scooter". Not sure which is worse, the fact he is screaming at his mum, or the fact that she interupts the guy on the phone to answer the little fukker. Oh and then she has to confirm the amount she'd like to borrow with her husband (by mouthing £25,000 in the most over the top, pantomime way), like she hadn't really planned how much she was after before the phone call. The other one is where the wife is following her dick of a husband around the house, recording him on a camcorder as he speaks to Picture on the phone, because they obviously want to keep a video record of that earth shattering phone call, and when he finally gets off the phone he starts farting on about how you can "really talk to those guys at Picture", whilst flinging a bloody football around. Somebody kill them !!!!

[Celtic Rose]

Currently listening to SAGA FM, and there is an ad for A and D garden and aquatics with some terrible american woman singing, what an embarassment.....

[Niamh]

Come on , all these posts and not one metion of the Picture Loan adverts. Either the one where the dozy bint is talking to Picture in a really cruddy Newcastle accent, whilst her brat of a kid is screaming "Mum, wheres my scooter". Not sure which is worse, the fact he is screaming at his mum, or the fact that she interupts the guy on the phone to answer the little fukker. Oh and then she has to confirm the amount she'd like to borrow with her husband (by mouthing £25,000 in the most over the top, pantomime way), like she hadn't really planned how much she was after before the phone call. The other one is where the wife is following her dick of a husband around the house, recording him on a camcorder as he speaks to Picture on the phone, because they obviously want to keep a video record of that earth shattering phone call, and when he finally gets off the phone he starts farting on about how you can "really talk to those guys at Picture", whilst flinging a bloody football around. Somebody kill them !!!!

GARGH, i know.

The thing that gets me about the first advert is that she'll happily yell 'IT'S IN THE GARAGE' to her son, but has to mouth 'twenty-five' to her husband...whilst covering the phone with her hand.
It's just silly.
And of course, the boom chica wa waa adverts. They are truly, truly awful.

[BOD]

Come on , all these posts and not one metion of the Picture Loan adverts. Either the one where the dozy bint is talking to Picture in a really cruddy Newcastle accent, whilst her brat of a kid is screaming "Mum, wheres my scooter". Not sure which is worse, the fact he is screaming at his mum, or the fact that she interupts the guy on the phone to answer the little fukker. Oh and then she has to confirm the amount she'd like to borrow with her husband (by mouthing £25,000 in the most over the top, pantomime way), like she hadn't really planned how much she was after before the phone call. The other one is where the wife is following her dick of a husband around the house, recording him on a camcorder as he speaks to Picture on the phone, because they obviously want to keep a video record of that earth shattering phone call, and when he finally gets off the phone he starts farting on about how you can "really talk to those guys at Picture", whilst flinging a bloody football around. Somebody kill them !!!!
LMAO i HATE that one! it's SO bad...

[BOD]

I hate that 'advert' for not speeding or whatever it is, where it's suppoosed to be a video filmed on a camera phone, some kids arsing about, then one just staggers into the road and gets hit by a car.

First of all, the car just APPEARS, you don't see it even come into shot, which, considering the frame rate was about 4fps, it would have to be going BLINDINGLY fast.

More to the point, it's just CRAP. It's supposed to be "shocking" and all this and make the kids all look like they're having 'fun' with their mobile 'technology' and they're all down with it and SHIT.

If you're gonna make an advert that's gonna be shocking, do it better than that. I'd love to make one of those adverts, I'd make it DEAD disturbing. :happy: Shame 'cause all the most effective, disturbing campaign ads are always banned for being too shocking or whatever.

Like, this was banned, because it DOES ITS JOB

xTgqEVzZoV8

Unless that's an advert for a car, I can't be arsed watching. I'm sure it was for like, don't fall asleep at the wheel or something.

[HelzBelz]

GARGH, i know.

The thing that gets me about the first advert is that she'll happily yell 'IT'S IN THE GARAGE' to her son, but has to mouth 'twenty-five' to her husband...whilst covering the phone with her hand.
It's just silly.
And of course, the boom chica wa waa adverts. They are truly, truly awful.

Oh my god...i can't stand the Bom Chicka adverts!!!

[Stecloud]

I hate that 'advert' for not speeding or whatever it is, where it's suppoosed to be a video filmed on a camera phone, some kids arsing about, then one just staggers into the road and gets hit by a car.

First of all, the car just APPEARS, you don't see it even come into shot, which, considering the frame rate was about 4fps, it would have to be going BLINDINGLY fast.
.

It's not about speeding at all. It's just about being careful on the roads, which is a message I think it gets across quite well. I like almost all the Road Safety adverts.

That Picture Loan one is awful though...

"I love those guys at Picture, you can actually have an adult conversation."

I think that's some other service, mate, probably one of them 090etc... numbers.

[BOD]

It's not about speeding at all. It's just about being careful on the roads, which is a message I think it gets across quite well. I like almost all the Road Safety adverts.

That Picture Loan one is awful though...

"I love those guys at Picture, you can actually have an adult conversation."

I think that's some other service, mate, probably one of them 090etc... numbers.
I suppose it's just me being picky but I just think it's a bit pants. Well no, it's not pants.

But I wouldn't have made it that way. Make it more graphic and distressing. much better. Maybe build up the characters a little bit more with sentimentality. Then SLAY THEM

[Elzapan]

Every single Calgon advert, mainly for the irritating jingle at the end.
washing machines live longer wtih calgon(8) x

[Elzapan]

i just hate all adverts in general. . . except the ones i like, which are ususally phone ads i really like the orang ones, and the t-mobile. . .

im being really positive so ill tell u the ones i like :happy: they dont show it any more but the cadburys one "first taste, first love" the chrimbo cocacola ads, all the stupid ones that probably everyone else hates :rolleyes:

but the ones on nick are bloody awful i mean what 10 year olds need compensation for christ sake?"?!!?!? x

[Stecloud]

I suppose it's just me being picky but I just think it's a bit pants. Well no, it's not pants.

But I wouldn't have made it that way. Make it more graphic and distressing. much better. Maybe build up the characters a little bit more with sentimentality. Then SLAY THEM

Yeah I agree. It's probably not their fault though, I bet it took a lot of persuasion to even get the mobile phone advert approved to be shown on telly.

[Stecloud]

i just hate all adverts in general. . . except the ones i like, which are ususally phone ads i really like the orang ones, and the t-mobile. . .

im being really positive so ill tell u the ones i like :happy: they dont show it any more but the cadburys one "first taste, first love" the chrimbo cocacola ads, all the stupid ones that probably everyone else hates :rolleyes:

but the ones on nick are bloody awful i mean what 10 year olds need compensation for christ sake?"?!!?!? x

The Orange ones they shwo at the cinema are very good I think. I've enjoyed them more than some films.

Also, because of the limitations surrounding the advertising of alcohol, you'll find that most beer adverts are pretty good, simply because they have to think of original ways to promote their product.

[Elzapan]

The Orange ones they shwo at the cinema are very good I think. I've enjoyed them more than some films.

Also, because of the limitations surrounding the advertising of alcohol, you'll find that most beer adverts are pretty good, simply because they have to think of original ways to promote their product.


totally agree! :yesey: i liek the one in that park for m n s coz i like the song :happy: but the orange one where they appear behind one another and slowly have mroe and more people i think is really clever. . x

[Ross]

most irritating advert known to man:

Bam chikka wah wah...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

[kindakooky]

most irritating advert known to man:

Bam chikka wah wah...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

OMG i HATE those adverts!! And any insurance, or debt-related adverts, which seem to take up at least half of the ads on tv now :mad:

[Celtic Rose]

I hat the Lynx advert the most out of all of you, because the prissy skank clique on my course insist on making that noise every other second of the day..... *shudders*

[Elzapan]

most irritating advert known to man:

Bam chikka wah wah...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

i love that!! well i dont love it but my friends and i have this thing going on . . . its quite funny :happy: not the best advert . . . and i spose it would get on my nerves if i saw it alot, but ive seen it very rarely

bow chikka waw waaooww.. :stunned:
random fact: my cats called lynx :happy:

[Sarah]

Come on , all these posts and not one metion of the Picture Loan adverts. Either the one where the dozy bint is talking to Picture in a really cruddy Newcastle accent, whilst her brat of a kid is screaming "Mum, wheres my scooter". Not sure which is worse, the fact he is screaming at his mum, or the fact that she interupts the guy on the phone to answer the little fukker. Oh and then she has to confirm the amount she'd like to borrow with her husband (by mouthing £25,000 in the most over the top, pantomime way), like she hadn't really planned how much she was after before the phone call. The other one is where the wife is following her dick of a husband around the house, recording him on a camcorder as he speaks to Picture on the phone, because they obviously want to keep a video record of that earth shattering phone call, and when he finally gets off the phone he starts farting on about how you can "really talk to those guys at Picture", whilst flinging a bloody football around. Somebody kill them !!!!

I find that last one really offensive since it insinuates he can't have an adult conversation with his wife.

[Niamh]

i love that!! well i dont love it but my friends and i have this thing going on . . . its quite funny :happy: not the best advert . . . and i spose it would get on my nerves if i saw it alot, but ive seen it very rarely

bow chikka waw waaooww.. :stunned:

:stunned: :noey:
It's not so much irritating as excruciatingly painful to watch.
It's the most cringey advert I think I have ever seen.

[Elzapan]

:stunned: :noey:
It's not so much irritating as excruciatingly painful to watch.
It's the most cringey advert I think I have ever seen.

ive only seen it a couple of times. . . and its mainly the friends that make the noises all the time..

hmm. . x

[kindakooky]

The Cheese Strings ad with the blonde haired kid running about his school "singing," "Gooootta dance!!" rly pisses me off too.

[Velouria]

I finally saw the Lynx chicka-bow-wow ad for the first time the other day. Everyone involved in making it should be publicly flogged.

[Elzapan]

finally came up with one i hate.: the frosties one, witht hat guy going "there gonna taste great, there gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" apparently the guy was sucidal coz everyone took the piss, and he killed himself, or he moved to australia, then killed himself, anyway, the point being that he ad sucks. :stunned:

[HelzBelz]

finally came up with one i hate.: the frosties one, witht hat guy going "there gonna taste great, there gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" apparently the guy was sucidal coz everyone took the piss, and he killed himself, or he moved to australia, then killed himself, anyway, the point being that he ad sucks. :stunned:

Thats that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day now :mad: I hate that advert too!:LOL:

[Vervon]

The Cheese Strings ad with the blonde haired kid running about his school "singing," "Gooootta dance!!" rly pisses me off too.
Anything where they try too hard to be "down with the kids" really pisses me off, especailly those SUNNY-D ads......Yeah all the hip kids are calling it SUNNY-D, as they save valuable seconds not having to say -ELIGHT ! gits !

[Max]

Anything where they try too hard to be "down with the kids" really pisses me off, especailly those SUNNY-D ads......Yeah all the hip kids are calling it SUNNY-D, as they save valuable seconds not having to say -ELIGHT ! gits !

Is Sunny-D even still around? I haven't seen an advert from them for ages.

[Vervon]

Is Sunny-D even still around? I haven't seen an advert from them for ages.
Not sure but it pisses me off still, all these years later.

[Chizzleface]

Is Sunny-D even still around? I haven't seen an advert from them for ages.

WnIhjRnU8MY

[BOD]

aa insurance. Moody shit son gets in Mum's car, being picked up from school.

Mum mocks his son. "Hi Mum, nice day? Yes Tom. i changed our car insurance. ONLINE. really mum? yes tom. you can get this that and the other blah blah"

SHIT

[Chizzleface]

aa insurance. Moody shit son gets in Mum's car, being picked up from school.

Mum mocks his son. "Hi Mum, nice day? Yes Tom. i changed our car insurance. ONLINE. really mum? yes tom. you can get this that and the other blah blah"

SHIT

Yeah. Why would a moody kid want to know about car insurance?


HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!

[kazzie]

This one...

Asm7WOi8ux8

The piss take is so funny :LOL:

[she_had_a_username]

Sheilas' fucking wheels.

I want to bodge the brakes on that stupid pink car and hope it crashes into ayers rock or something with those annoying women in it. Those ads make me want to kill things. :'( Or change the channel...

[Louise F]

Sheilas' fucking wheels.

I want to bodge the brakes on that stupid pink car and hope it crashes into ayers rock or something with those annoying women in it. Those ads make me want to kill things. :'( Or change the channel...

The thing that annoys me MOST about those adverts, is the fact that there is NO ONE AT THE WHEEL! They sit on the back and sing and wave their arms about.
Great way to go about getting good insurance, that.

[ButterflyPyromaniac]

Yeah. Why would a moody kid want to know about car insurance?

That's exactly what I said!

He's 12! He doesn't care! Get a job. Stop playing around on the internet.

[trouble]

Crap Adverts?

The one with the little boy sitting on the toilet saying 'It's all gone!'

I don't wish to see a kid on the toilet, and frankly, a child of his age wouldn't give a shit if the air freshner has run out...

[ButterflyPyromaniac]

Crap Adverts?

The one with the little boy sitting on the toilet saying 'It's all gone!'

I don't wish to see a kid on the toilet, and frankly, a child of his age wouldn't give a shit if the air freshner has run out...

The 'don't tell him he's adopted' one?

[trouble]

The 'don't tell him he's adopted' one?

No, the one about the air freshner... *Shrugs*

Hey, you're from Kent :LOL: /random

[ButterflyPyromaniac]

No, the one about the air freshner... *Shrugs*

Hey, you're from Kent :LOL:

Yeah.

Watch it. You'll figure out what I mean.

I'm from Kent :cool:
Where in Kent are you from?

[trouble]

Yeah.

Watch it. You'll figure out what I mean.

I'm from Kent :cool:
Where in Kent are you from?

I'm in Gillingham, but I work in Maidstone :happy:

And I get it now, I take it it's because of his race? And his 'Mum'...

[huxleypig]

Are you trying to say that all these Muse songs are being used without prior consent from Muse themselves?

BOLLOCKS MORE LIKE!!

I can't turn anywhere without hearing a Muse song on an advert or as the intro to everything (radio or telly) and personally, I'm dead pissed off that they've sold out like this. I always thought this is something Muse would never do.

Does anyone agree?

[E-Mused]

Hmm..mainly the ringtone ones

[AFX Twiiin!]

that lancia y advert with time is running out in the background

[AFX Twiiin!]

Crap Adverts?

The one with the little boy sitting on the toilet saying 'It's all gone!'

I don't wish to see a kid on the toilet, and frankly, a child of his age wouldn't give a shit if the air freshner has run out...

+1

[seregon]

Bloody Iceland adverts piss me off

[Lynzi]

Bloody Iceland adverts piss me off

Kerry slagface pisses me off shes so fuckin' annoying:mad:

they should've left her in that jungle stupid chav:indiff:

why she hasnt had her kids taken off her I don't know, give them to Brian I say! Shes just as bad as Britney!

[seregon]

Kerry slagface pisses me off shes so fuckin' annoying:mad:

they should've left her in that jungle stupid chav:indiff:

why she hasnt had her kids taken off her I don't know, give them to Brian I say! Shes just as bad as Britney!

Bit harsh shes a fairly level headed person judging by what I saw on Jonathan Ross definately nowhere near as bad as Britney. Shes just got a fucking annoying voice

[Lynzi]

Bit harsh shes a fairly level headed person judging by what I saw on Jonathan Ross definately nowhere near as bad as Britney. Shes just got a fucking annoying voice

Well did you see her on telly when she was off her head on drugs? forget what it was think it was richard and judy but yeah if shes taking drugs then shes unfit to be a mother as far as I'm concerned but heh its nowt to do with me so why am I moaning about it. She just bloody well annoys me:indiff: esp when she did the ads with jesus eh hem jason donavon she was 10 times more annoying then!

[zer0-1ne]

I'm sure it's had a mention, I just don't feel like trawling.

Moooooooonpiiiiig

[Lynzi]

I also hate the plug in ad with the kid on the loo.

I dont wanna see a 4 yrold shitting:stunned:

plus its not even his voice, give the lad some credit even if he cant speak English!:LOL:

oh and the jiff ads thoes men arnt normal!

oh and the tesco xmas one fucking spice girls :wtf:

damn it I hate most adverts!:indiff: I normally just turn something else on when they come on. thank god for the beeb ad free!:happy:

[AFX Twiiin!]

that ps3 ad with the evil baby
made me cry tears of anger

[Ro]

The Kandoo thing. Grrr.

[AFX Twiiin!]

The Cheese Strings ad with the blonde haired kid running about his school "singing," "Gooootta dance!!" rly pisses me off too.

+1

[Lynzi]

The Kandoo thing. Grrr.

Ooh that too:yesey:

Plus they lied they dont go down the loo they block it up:indiff: my niece uses them and our loo blocked cos of them cost us 200 quid to get it fixed:indiff:

[AFX Twiiin!]

finally came up with one i hate.: the frosties one, witht hat guy going "there gonna taste great, there gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" apparently the guy was sucidal coz everyone took the piss, and he killed himself, or he moved to australia, then killed himself, anyway, the point being that he ad sucks. :stunned:

i like the mock version were he gets killed though

[evenflowdave]

most annoying advert has got to be that microsoft one for songsmith. you can see it here ... worlds crappiest advert (http://evenflowdave.com/probably-the-crappiest-advert-in-the-world/)

looking to do a top 10 crappiest adverts chart, could do with some suggestions in the comments on my blog.

cheers :happy:

dave

[Amy W]

"I want to do a poo at Pauls"

:facepalm:

[Namey]

I don't watch television.

[Clunge]

Washing machines live longer with calgon.

Trufax.

[Rage Kitty]

Nurofen

Medicine is not 'intelligent' you cocks!
It's ibuprofen not the fucking Matrix!
:mad:

[Namey]

nurofen

medicine is not 'intelligent' you cocks!
It's ibuprofen not the fucking matrix!
:mad:

:LOL:
+1000

[Danny.]

confused.com
"Do you like bread? Have you got a beard" :mad:

Also them swiftcover ads with Iggy Pop. :noey:

[Judderman]

i want to poo at *insert the name i forgot*'s house

but muuuum i want to poooo at *insert the name i forgot*'s house

:mad:

[Beast Love]

I don't watch television.

Wow, awesome.


Those adverts for 3-Mobile, I think, that play on every single fucking comedy show on 4od and perhaps even on the television? With that shit of a fuzzy haired comedian. Words cannot describe how vile those adverts make me feel.

[Caff]

Nurofen

Medicine is not 'intelligent' you cocks!
It's ibuprofen not the fucking Matrix!
:mad:

:LOL:

That reminds me...I'm getting sick of the flu one. Mostly because I can't believe people are too fucking stupid to realise the need to cover your mouth when you have a cough or cold, so they need an ad to remind them of this basic life lesson.

[Davey25]

i want to do a poo at paul's

[Velouria]

I'm still hating on those sub-Sex and the City bints going on about hard "bowel stuff" and stool softener. I want to reach into the TV and backhand them all into next week. There's just no need.

[Caff]

"Feminine itching" ad and "bladder weakness" ad get on my nerves too.

Why is it that ads about the female body are so coy they're unintentionally gross?

[Velouria]

"Have a happy period"? Fuck right off.

[Caff]

"Have a happy period"? Fuck right off.

That one is the worst! If a woman came up with that slogan I seriously question her sanity!

[Zaphod Chizzlebrox]

"Have a happy period"? Fuck right off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEj31njaeX0

[Alex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGi47ZIOJ5A

[Namey]

Wow, awesome.


damn right:happy:

[darkshineskitty]

I just watched that Microsoft Songsmith one. Cheesier than a lasagne.
"Microsoft huh? So it's pretty easy to use?"
LIES

This has to be one of my favourite crap ads of all time though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwLdhygtbYs
The comment on cracked.com where I first found this ad is hilarious.
"Has there ever been a more stark portrayal of the ruin that awaits the frail human psyche? This poor soul wanders aimlessly in the dark, cowering in fear of imaginary monsters, searching the obviously empty room for his fabled princess.This guy's mind has been blown so fiercely that even gravity no longer applies in his nightmarish, Tektite-plagued reality. And once more, as we imagine this poor, broken man weeping and writing on the walls of his room in his own feces, we feel the distinct impulse to buy a video game console. That's the power of marketing , people!"

[huxleypig]

"I want to do a poo at Pauls"

:facepalm:

Is Paul ok with this? I'm sure Paul and his parents aren't too enamoured with you turning up daily just to shit in their pan. Do you then feign interest in Pauls toys till the next one starts popping out? Horrible child.

[Lucy]

Wow, awesome.


Those adverts for 3-Mobile, I think, that play on every single fucking comedy show on 4od and perhaps even on the television? With that shit of a fuzzy haired comedian. Words cannot describe how vile those adverts make me feel.

THIS! That guy is not funny AT ALL, in no way, shape or form. :mad:

[futurophy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqZPcoregco

ugh

[Gemsy]

ARGH YEh that one is all over 4OD like fucken herpes.

'oh noes i cannot act surprised lol where has my house gone :awesome:'

[seregon]

All bingo ones are pretty much shit

[Mine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-vP3Mk_3Uo

"...It would make the most classic car feel a little bit sad"

I mean, what the fuck? Some slack jawed yokel got payed to write that shit? I don't think cars are sentient beings by the way, arse clown.

[Mr Fister]

xApm4o5mEvA

[OpenMinded]

xApm4o5mEvA

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

and any Rivers' adds

[cornelius]

xApm4o5mEvA

Wow, that is a whole new level of utter shit.

[Wowee Zowee]

That reminds me of those horrible Iceland adverts.

[theimpressiveclergyman]

123.ie makes me want to kill