thewitchypoo3003....just awsome

[Black Mamba]

there you go cos you makes us laugh...

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Er thanks, does this mean I have to get a round of drinks in?

Coz it's a tight week and I just had to throw a cat out of a window!
Ground floor don't panic!
Wasn't even my cat!

Come to think of it, wasn't my house either!

What's this all about coz I'm a bit lost?

[Black Mamba]

ill come and post here from time to time and youll tell me about your madness mate

[Seras Victoria]

Yes, hats off to your wonderful captions!

*raises champagne glass*

[Muscle Mikez]

*joydance* yaaay! thank you for all the great captions!! :D you're really awsome! :LOL:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Aww thanks.... :$

You want to hear about the madness, good grief where do I start?

It's all go here at the moment.
In between art projects, photo shoots, gigs, college, design projects and not forgetting cooking the dinner, I still manage to find just enough time to have the odd bizarre accident.
Latest one was landing in my dustbin after pogoing to System of a Down in my kitchen!
I'm going to be doing an action painting in a couple of weeks to music.
We get to pick three songs to do it to, I picked out the first one, just need to pick out the second and third.
:D
I hope everyone is ok.
(hugs to everyone)
Witchy

[Ness]

awww *appreciates witchypoo* i love your captions!! :LOL: tres funny my friend :D

[San]

:cool: really good captions :happy:

[musefreak]

you're captions are always pure genius!!!
real talent!
you already made me cry of laughter!!!! :happy:

[Bexie]

Best.Captioner.Ever.
Sorry no offence to everyone else who captions. I love you too! :LOL: :p
Aww I feel guilty now. :rolleyes:

[Black Mamba]

see,all lovely peeeps appreciatin ya

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Aww I love all you guys!

Right I'm off to an Opus Trees gig to take the photos.
Might be back tomorrow but looks like it will be Sunday.

Have a good weekend you lovely lot.

HUGS ALL ROUND!

Blessed be.
Carla
xxx

[Black Mamba]

have a nice weekend too carla
kadxxx

[Bexie]

Aww I love all you guys!

Right I'm off to an Opus Trees gig to take the photos.
Might be back tomorrow but looks like it will be Sunday.

Have a good weekend you lovely lot.

HUGS ALL ROUND!

Blessed be.
Carla
xxx
Have a lovely time! :happy:

[Muscle Mikez]

so she's AND a good captioner AND a good photographer? or am I just wrong?

How was Opus Tree?

*hugs*
Maaike

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Hi guys,

The Opus Trees gig was brill!!!

I'll write a report of what happened and post a link to it on here,
it's probably the most fun I've had with a camera without getting arrested!!!!!!!!

I'm really tired after this weekend, I seriously don't know how T.K. does it!
I could have done without the party on Saturday night though!

I hope everyone is OK, hugs all round.

Thanks for the hugs Mike.
C xxx

EDIT: link: http://thewitchypoo0.tripod.com/weirdness/id12.html
Just read the Nov 5th gig.
It's on the right hand side!

[Black Mamba]

Hi guys,

The Opus Trees gig was brill!!!

I'll write a report of what happened and post a link to it on here,
it's probably the most fun I've had with a camera without getting arrested!!!!!!!!

I'm really tired after this weekend, I seriously don't know how T.K. does it!
I could have done without the party on Saturday night though!

I hope everyone is OK, hugs all round.

Thanks for the hugs Mike.
C xxx

EDIT: link: http://thewitchypoo0.tripod.com/weirdness/id12.html
Just read the Nov 5th gig.
It's on the right hand side!
awww looks niiice
hellow love
feelin good today? :cool:

[LittleMUSEalieN]

oo teh witchypooh has a thread :D funkeh!!! :cool:
just had to post here because ur caps make me piss myself laughing :D
keep um up!!! oo u like photography too!!! gott apost some pics up here ^^ hope ur ok!
~*!!!Huggles and appreciation!!!*~ :happy:

[Black Mamba]

nadine you biatch :mad: where are you?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

awww looks niiice
hellow love
feelin good today? :cool:
LOL Feeling good!! Clever pun, love it.

Not feeling too good at the moment, had a death in the family.
Hence the lack of captions. Brain not up to it at the moment.

Saturday, the party I went to was like walking into hostile territory, where I was met with a nasty comment the moment I walked through the door.
I was tempted to turn round and walk back out, but being a bloody minded, stubborn Taurus I didn't! I stayed there and pissed them all off!
I won't be attending any more parties with THAT bunch of f###nuts again, that's for sure!

[Black Mamba]

im sorry love...


yeah youre right,go with better peeps next time love....


hope youre better now?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Feeling better since I sent a rather snotty email
to the 'friend' that upset me.
(And I use the term 'friend' very loosely)
It ended with one of my fave Withnail and I quotes:

"You can shove it up your a### for nothing
and f### off while you're doing it!"

Tip for the day, don't try and play guitar straight after a bath, it hurts yer fingers.
My art course work is almost on schedule, I hit a patch of writers block last night with the ideas for an image but was back on track today.

I'm in here just chilling now, brain needed a break from all the guache paint!

I've picked out the three songs for the action painting,
I was going to go with three System of a Down tracks
but I've decided to go with three Muse songs!
Mostly because the tempo chops and changes and the tunes aren't cacophonic!

[Black Mamba]

yay a new quote...i can have it huh?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I suppose you could, it's not my quote it's from a film, (Withnail and I)
probably one of the most quotable films ever.
Cult film set in 1969 about two struggling actors.
Other funny quotes include:
"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present!"

"Get in the back of the van!"

"My thumbs have gone weird!"

"Why did you drug their onions?"

"Aren't you getting absurdly high?"....."That is precisely why I am smoking it!"

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I think I may have watched the film about 85 times now!
It never gets boring!

Another funny bit is when they turn up at an old house, can't find any firewood and one says to the other, "Go out and see if there's any wood in the shed, if you can't find anything, Bring in the shed!!"

[Black Mamba]

hahahaha fuckin funny,i wonder why i love you biatch

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I think it's out on dvd now but I taped it off Channel 4
so I have to track it in everytime I play it now
coz it's looking a bit ropy where I've played it so much.

It's SO my sense of humour!
It has Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann as the two leading characters.

I've got to disappear, my guitars are calling me, they're feeling a bit neglected since I've been busy with other things.

Poor Betsyboo and Shufflebutt!! :LOL:

[Black Mamba]

bye love speak to ya soon*hugs*

[Muscle Mikez]

ooeeh, I'm sorry about your death in the family!

whahah great those quotes! must see the movie then! :p

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I'd say the only other movie to make me laugh as much was Lock Stock!

[Black Mamba]

i wonder if i can get it here?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I think you can download it!

I had an eventfull day, I fell on my arse!

Spent £500 on a proper drum kit for my kid, it gets delivered on tuesday, there goes my peace and tranquility!

I also got him Halo 2 while I was out, as I had just enough money left over, I got 10% off as well coz I have a student card. So it only cost me £34.99!!!

I'm now, skint but happy!

[Black Mamba]

a kid?you have a kid? or is it the term you use for brother?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

YUP I have a son, he's 12!
Started his own band, get's his drum kit on Tuesday.
You forget I'm 35 Kaddy hehehe
;)

I'm out on Wednesday night to watch Opus Trees again.
I got a batch of photos back today, they are MENTAL!

[Muscle Mikez]

cool that he started his own band!
35? you don't sound like that actually..... :$ sorry for mistaken that!

oeh oeh oeh! are those photos coming online? must.. see...!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Yes hopefully, once I get this lot scanned and onto a disc,
I will upload them to my website. (I'll put a link on here as well)
I've just paid out for a brand new camera,
it wasn't the one I was going to buy originally
but I actually liked the look of this one better!
The other camera looked ugly, mean and pissed off!
I've got a Minolta, Dinax 40. Cost £129.99 and he threw in a few bits and bobs for free as well, I think he was flirting with me!

Lots of buttons, loads of functions to help me get Dale
doing a flying leap off the stage and the zoom will help
me get a proper close up of Billy on the drums.
Brett is probably the easiest one in the band to photograph
because he doesn't leap about too much.

Don't worry about the age mistake, a lot of people that
actually meet me think I'm quite young.
It's rather funny to see the looks on people's faces when
I tell them how old I am, there's the look of surprise,
followed by disbelief, then the argument of: "No way!"
or the classic "I don't believe you, prove it!"

Flattering sometimes but annoying when trying to buy
fireworks on Nov 5 or trying to get served at the bar.
My height doesn't help matters either as I stopped growing
at the age of 12 and I am now shrinking!
It's all funny though!

[Ness]

I had an eventfull day, I fell on my arse!
:LOL: Sounds a bit like me!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:LOL: Sounds a bit like me!
Lol, hope you didn't hurt yourself!

I'm seriously accident prone a lot of the time.Apparently (So my pal says)
clumsiness is due to either, lack of sleep, or lack of concentration!

I had about three accident last nite in the Tap 'n' Tin.
I also managed to fall off 4 foot high bar stool BACKWARDS
and I was only drinking lemonade!!!
My camera was ok, that's the important thing!

[Ness]

:LOL: As long as the camera's fine!! I do photography at school, although my camera sort of crapped out and I had to use the school ones, which were nicer anyway!!
Yeah I sort of am developing a habit of falling on my arse, especailly at my figure skating lessons.....in front of the midgit child prodigies no less!!

[Black Mamba]

YUP I have a son, he's 12!
Started his own band, get's his drum kit on Tuesday.
You forget I'm 35 Kaddy hehehe
;)

I'm out on Wednesday night to watch Opus Trees again.
I got a batch of photos back today, they are MENTAL!
believe it or not , ididnt see you profile yet...you sound younger that me.... :$

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:LOL: As long as the camera's fine!! I do photography at school, although my camera sort of crapped out and I had to use the school ones, which were nicer anyway!!
Yeah I sort of am developing a habit of falling on my arse, especailly at my figure skating lessons.....in front of the midgit child prodigies no less!!
Blimey, you need to strap a cushion to your bum!
I used to go ice skating a lot but the arthritis stops me from doing it now, the cold affects me and I end up in too much pain!

Now I can add camera related injuries to the list.
I managed to smack myself in the mouth with my camera lens
this evening and split my bottom lip, then while trying to find
cotton wool to clean up the blood, I couldn't open the cupboard
and punched myself in the face!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

believe it or not , ididnt see you profile yet...you sound younger that me.... :$

Don't worry about it, I don't act my age either,
never have never will!
I'll be in my 90s and still moshing!

MOSHING TILL I DIE!!! (Or until I break a hip!)

Hehehehe :LOL:

[Ness]

Blimey, you need to strap a cushion to your bum!
I used to go ice skating a lot but the arthritis stops me from doing it now, the cold affects me and I end up in too much pain!

Now I can add camera related injuries to the list.
I managed to smack myself in the mouth with my camera lens
this evening and split my bottom lip, then while trying to find
cotton wool to clean up the blood, I couldn't open the cupboard
and punched myself in the face!
:LOL: I wish my mum did interesting things like that!!
Hmm cusion on the bum...interesting idea. They all think I'm weird already, I was pretending to be on a horsey carosel thingee when they put circus music on last week heheheh

[Black Mamba]

Don't worry about it, I don't act my age either,
never have never will!
I'll be in my 90s and still moshing!

MOSHING TILL I DIE!!! (Or until I break a hip!)

Hehehehe :LOL:
amen :D
mornin love

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

amen :D
mornin love
Hiya, been out taking more photos of the band tonight,
the gig was great, lead singer was drunk because
it was also his birthday, the drummer kept running
off to get peanuts (after the gig, not during) and
it all ended in us throwing peanuts at each other.

Tried out my new camera tonight, got a few probs
I need to sort out with it, like why do I have to wait
five seconds after I press the button for the
camera to take the damn picture???

I'm really tired it's been a long day, hope to be
awake long enough tomorrow to log on.
Then I'll write up another report on the website.

(((((hugz)))))
to everyone.

Sleep well!
Carla

[Black Mamba]

nice stuff girl...hope youre fine now?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Hiya, sorry I've not been on,
was ill after walking back at 2am in the freezing cold.
Also had a bit of a problem this morning when I woke
up and all down my left side I couldn't move it properly.
I had a nasty trapped nerve in my neck and it was
really painful.
My left leg wouldn't support my weight
when I got out of bed and I fell on my arse!
Then I had trouble holding a cup in my left hand.
Being left handed it kind of pissed me off a bit!
It's easing off a bit now, and it made me sit down
for a few hours today, which is something I rarely
get a chance to do unless I'm on the internet.
(I monitor three boards and I'm organizer of one of them on Feesch)
My kid and his two pals had band practice upstairs,
so it was quite noisey here for a while.
I finally got some feeling back in the left side of my body
around mid-day so I was able to get back to writing.
I haven't had a chance to write up a report of the
accoustic night yet, but we've all decided that we have to
send each other texts on the mobiles if it snows, because
we want a photo shoot in the snow before it all melts!
So far, no snow, but it's bloody cold enough!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

click on this it's lots of fun!

http://www.wbfj.org/games/snowballfight.html

[Black Mamba]

awww did nt know that..poor girl...better now?
love ya
kadxxx

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Hi Kaddy,
I'm all better now, (touch wood) and I just got another two sets of photos back from the developers.
I LOVE MY NEW CAMERA!
The pics are so clear and sharp it's like I was up on stage with them rather than 10 feet away.
I've got to sort out some from the photo shoot that I did with them for my own website so you can see what they look like.
I'll post the link on here as soon as it's done!

Here's a funny for you that I got in an email!

A College professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of sweets.
The children began eating the sweets and identifying the flavors saying:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey sweets.
After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her sweet out and yelled:
"Oh My God!! They're assholes!"

Love yah too kaddy
xxx (hug) xxx

[Black Mamba]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....you made my day carla
love ya too
kadxxx

[San]

http://yelims.free.fr/Forum/Forum18.gif
*appreciates*
I love your captions
xxx

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

http://yelims.free.fr/Forum/Forum18.gif
*appreciates*
I love your captions
xxx
Aww thanks, I like the juggling things!

I still haven't been able to upload the pics
I was going to upload today, because my kid and his pals
had band practice and the drums were driving me insane!

Plus my pc is being a bit mudfilled!

[San]

Aww thanks, I like the juggling things!

I still haven't been able to upload the pics
I was going to upload today, because my kid and his pals
had band practice and the drums were driving me insane!

Plus my pc is being a bit mudfilled!
keep thinking that the day your kid will be as famous as Dom, he will say at NME that his lovely mother bought his first drumkit ! :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

keep thinking that the day your kid will be as famous as Dom, he will say at NME that his lovely mother bought his first drumkit ! :D
I'm more worried about him losing his voice at the moment,
he was singing a song that they all wrote together and was
screaming his tits off at the end.

I took some photos of them all earlier today,
Matt was on top of Carl, then Graham was on top of him
and Matt ended up with Graham's sock in his eye,
Carl was a bit squashed under the two of them!
It looked like a rugby scrum!

Graham was at a school disco on Friday night and
got asked out by loads of girls because he had blue and red hair!

[San]

I'm more worried about him losing his voice at the moment,
he was singing a song that they all wrote together and was
screaming his tits off at the end.

I took some photos of them all earlier today,
Matt was on top of Carl, then Graham was on top of him
and Matt ended up with Graham's sock in his eye,
Carl was a bit squashed under the two of them!
It looked like a rugby scrum!

Graham was at a school disco on Friday night and
got asked out by loads of girls because he had blue and red hair!
aaaaaaaaw kids :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I'll have to look into getting some proper webspace that hosts videos and movie clips.
I have a shed load of TFF and Cure vids on a disc somewhere,
I've also got a few rare Bjork clips of live performances.
I love Bjork! (I sound like such a groupie now) but making a musical instrument out of a cheese grater, two spoons, the shelf from the fridge and a glass bowl is definitely different!

[San]

I'll have to look into getting some proper webspace that hosts videos and movie clips.
I have a shed load of TFF and Cure vids on a disc somewhere,
I've also got a few rare Bjork clips of live performances.
I love Bjork! (I sound like such a groupie now) but making a musical instrument out of a cheese grater, two spoons, the shelf from the fridge and a glass bowl is definitely different!
hehe, I like Bjork too, but still don't have Medulla. One of my friend was supposed to give it to me as a gift, but only the SACD was released at the time, and now I don't see him before the end of the year...
the "cheese grater, spoons, fridge's shelf and glass bowl" makes me think of the triplets from belleville, totally different music but genious !

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Blimey, I only have two albums on cd the rest of the stuff by her that i have is bootleg stuff on computer disc.
I've got Debut and homogenic.
Got her doing a live performance for comic relief a few years back and have a few vids of her on vhs that I can't be bothered to mpeg! I managed to get a live interview of her on vhs as well, telling the interviewer about her 'new' album which turned out to be homogenic!

My Tears For Fears collection however is huge!
Including almost all the singles on vinyl,, interviews on audio and video. Three concert videos, Two album videos, all the magazines they appeared in back in the 80s, (Smash Hits magazines, Number one magazines, Official TFF magazine) Original posters. I even got to see them live at Knebworth in 1990 at the silver clef award winners concert!

Wow, I'm a sad loser! :LOL:

:eek:

[San]

Blimey, I only have two albums on cd the rest of the stuff by her that i have is bootleg stuff on computer disc.
I've got Debut and homogenic.
Got her doing a live performance for comic relief a few years back and have a few vids of her on vhs that I can't be bothered to mpeg! I managed to get a live interview of her on vhs as well, telling the interviewer about her 'new' album which turned out to be homogenic!

I don't own any Björk CD, but my sister have Homogenic, Vespertine, Post and Selma's songs.
I saw a gig on TV but the recorder was broken :'(
I don't really know The Tears For Fears, sorry !

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I don't own any Björk CD, but my sister have Homogenic, Vespertine, Post and Selma's songs.
I saw a gig on TV but the recorder was broken :'(
I don't really know The Tears For Fears, sorry !
I've got Vespertine as a bootleg, along with a live version of Pagan poetry at the letterman show!

Tears for fears albums:
The Hurting.*
Songs from the big chair.*
Seeds of love.*
Elemental.*
Raoul and the Kings.
Tom cats screaming.
Everybody loves a happy ending.

The ones with * next to them I have on CD, I have a bootleg of Raoul and the Kings but I can't get hold of the other two albums for love nor money!
What really gets on my nerves, is they came from England in the first place and buggered off to America and left behind all the fans.
They got so up their own backsides it's painful, plus recently inQ magazine Roland said that word I don't like so he needs a slap!
I used to be a bit of a groupie with that band, but after I read about the way they treated their fans backstage, I kind of grew up!
I promised myself I would never get that obsessed with a band again!
I can't remember the last time I looked on their website or even listened to their music!

[Ness]

*does appreciation dance for witchypoo* :D

[Muscle Mikez]

eh? how did they treated their fans backstage then? ignoring them? beating them up? (uhoh..)

I just saw your picture in the photo thread, its a nice picture of you carla! :D

*another appreciation dance*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

eh? how did they treated their fans backstage then? ignoring them? beating them up? (uhoh..)

I just saw your picture in the photo thread, its a nice picture of you carla! :D

*another appreciation dance*
Aww thanks!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

For those that like a laugh!!!
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started......... the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem...he yelled, "Down Nuts" and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a bad call against the star of the home team, the doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling. Thinking things were going very well, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled peanuts!"

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I've been uploading the photos from the
outdoor photoshoot I did with Opus Trees.
Local band, really good music, first time I heard
them I was blown away so I'm really happy to
be their photographer now.

Here are the links to some of the photos.

http://thewitchypoo0.tripod.com/weirdness/id12.html
http://thewitchypoo0.tripod.com/weirdness/id13.html

Here is a link to their website:
www.opustrees.com
If you ever get to see one of their gigs
you'll be blown away too!

[Black Mamba]

nice stuff,carla..ill try to look for the band

[Muscle Mikez]

whahahha! LMAO that joke! :D

nice pictures! black n white too! makes it somehow more special!

hows everything?
xxx

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Everything would be just fine if I didn't
have a bloody stalker.
I don't know why but he appeared out
of nowhere again and started harassing
me in the street when I was on my way
to my mother's house this morning.
I didn't mention it to my mum because
today is her birthday and I didn't want to
worry her.
I've got to the point where I'm wary when
I leave the house. It was bad enough getting
mobbed by a big bunch of French students
a couple of months back but this is getting personal!

[Ness]

Oh wow thats scary!
Hugs to Carla, hope things get better!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Thanks Ness, the thing with the stalker guy has
been going on for a few years now but the thing with
the french students has only happened twice and is a
new thing! Not so scary as they just thrust bits of paper
in my face and jabbered something in french at me.
Frustrating coz I understand a tiny bit of Italian
but not a bloody word of french!

I've had the police involved in the past and all they did
was give me an incident number and tell me to ring if he
actually physically hurts me! "SO WOW thanks Mr policeman,
I'll wait till the guy hits me or blows my head off before I call you!"

You just can't get the staff these days!

[Black Mamba]

OMG really?poor love,and are you ok now?*hugs*

[San]

wooow :(
I hope it will be okay.
cheers
Elo
xxx

[Muscle Mikez]

wow.... I'm sure hoping that everything is going to be allright. Can't you hit him with a hockeystick or whatever? :p

*hugs*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

He grabbed me once and I threw him into the road to defend myself,
(which surprised me when I sat and thought about it later,
he must be at least 6 feet tall and I'm nearly 5 feet tall.)
and I later heard he filed a complaint against ME saying I attacked HIM!
If you ever saw how tiny I am you'd know that was laughable.
The police didn't take him seriously, knowing him to be a bit off
his nut and a care in the community person who shouldn't be let out!
He's fixated with me because I look like someone he knew years
ago. Trouble is, she's dead so he's now obsessed with ME.

I almost feel sorry for him but he scared the crap out of my
son once and I am extremely protective of my little boy.
Anyone upsets or hurts my kid and I see it happen gets
the full force of my anger!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

There was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

[Ness]

:LOL: Thanks for that, very funny :D How are ya today?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Doing a lot better today Ness thanks for asking.
I still venture out, I won't let one mad stalker and
exchange students with notepads stop me from doing
what I need to do.
Although I won't be going through the
main Tourist spot next weekend as it's the Dicken's Festival,
too many people about.
It normally only takes me about 25 to 30 mins to get from one
end of Rochester High Street to the other without any
problems, but it can take up to an hour when the tourists are
in town. It's a bloody nightmare!

How you doing then?

[Ness]

pretty good I'm on holiday at the moment! But I have to get a filling in a wee while, owies! I shall have a retarded numb face smile! At least I don't have to pay till I'm 18 - after then it's all out of my own pocket. Silly dentist they charge so much! How do they sleep at night?!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

pretty good I'm on holiday at the moment! But I have to get a filling in a wee while, owies! I shall have a retarded numb face smile! At least I don't have to pay till I'm 18 - after then it's all out of my own pocket. Silly dentist they charge so much! How do they sleep at night?!
They sniff their own gas lol.
I'm off to bed it's half one in the morning.
Got to get my boy up for school in the morning as well as do the rest of my art project on pop art!
I LOVE POP ART!
Although andy warhol was WAY off!
Nite nite
(hug)

[Black Mamba]

He grabbed me once and I threw him into the road to defend myself,
(which surprised me when I sat and thought about it later,
he must be at least 6 feet tall and I'm nearly 5 feet tall.)
and I later heard he filed a complaint against ME saying I attacked HIM!
If you ever saw how tiny I am you'd know that was laughable.
The police didn't take him seriously, knowing him to be a bit off
his nut and a care in the community person who shouldn't be let out!
He's fixated with me because I look like someone he knew years
ago. Trouble is, she's dead so he's now obsessed with ME.

I almost feel sorry for him but he scared the crap out of my
son once and I am extremely protective of my little boy.
Anyone upsets or hurts my kid and I see it happen gets
the full force of my anger!
god,i envy you your courage,wota wanker....

be careful love
love
kadxxx

[Ness]

They sniff their own gas lol.

:LOL: I've had that stuff, it was such a weird feeling!!
Hey Kaddy I'm just sitting here cracking up at your sig :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:LOL: I've had that stuff, it was such a weird feeling!!
Hey Kaddy I'm just sitting here cracking up at your sig :D

LOL Kaddy's sig always puts a smile on my face.

As for the Dentist, :eek: They have to knock me out
completely before they can do any work on my teeth
because I tend to panic so much that I get up and run off!

There's only three things in this world that scare me!
Dentists, drowning and Earwigs!

[Ness]

:eek: Earwigs are evil! Once my friend bit this peach and these earwigs fell out! I screamed so loud and it wasn't even me! Eughhh.
I hate those daddy long legs spiders with wings...lets change the subject :LOL:
How's your pop art thingeymabob going? We did pop art at school and we had to draw a famous one but i just traced it heheheh woops :cool:

[San]

keep captioning, your great !
cheers and take care
elo
xxx

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

When the Pop Art project is done, I'll take a photo of it
and post it on here.
It wont be for a few weeks though.
We get given a limited amount of material and a subject
and thats our test.
I've got to make something out of two square sheets of
Vaccuum forming plastic, 500mm by 500mm, a sheet of
aliminium 500mm by 500mm and a length of steel rod.
We have to use at least a piece of each of the bits of material
and it has to be either a light structure, a container or a bauble!

Sounds easy but it's not and I have to do it in the style of Pop Art.
So far though, I'm having a great time!

Right I'm off for now. I might not be around till Saturday night as I
have a few important things that needs seeing to!
Have a good weekend people if I don't see you before!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

George Wubyah Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh! That's right! - Question time. So who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And Fifth, what the f_ck happened to Billy?"

[San]

I love your joke ! :D

[Ness]

When the Pop Art project is done, I'll take a photo of it
and post it on here.
Coolies :cool:
Elo what does 'salope' mean? :)

[meanmary]

it means BITCH :LOL:

[Muscle Mikez]

oooooh okay! now I know too! thanks! ;)

[Bexie]

Witchypoo needs more appreciating guys! The captions...the humour! Carla's just great :D ! *appreciates* *hugs*

[San]

Elo what does 'salope' mean? :)
it means BITCH :LOL:
yup ! :p

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Ok anyone know Japanese?
What does Monko! mean it was in Q magazine this week!?

http://www.feesch.co.uk/clipart/128413856/1101944836.jpg
I saw this and had to laugh!

Aww thanks Bexie (((hugs)))

[Ness]

it means BITCH :LOL:
ooooooohhhhhhh....:LOL:
*hugs* to Carla!! :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Saturday started off a bit hectic, I had three kids instead of just
my one, he had two pals sleep over.
So three breakfast to sort out.
Then he went off to town with his pals to buy something with his
pocket money, so I run myself a bath thinking I'd get a nice soak
in the tub without the constant "MUUUUM"

No such luck, I'd just got in and there was a bang on the door.
My pal had turned up with a new washing machine for me.
By the time he was done swapping the machines over my bath
was cold lol. So I had to run another one.

I've been giving an old guitar a paint job today. It's now black
with silver lightning bolts and silver flames on it.
Simple but effective. Only problem is, I didn't read the tin, it's
meant to be used in a well ventilated room and I'm a bit light
headed now!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Here's a link if anyone wants to have a look at ufos!

http://www.geocities.com/pyrmd2003/ufos.html

See you later peeps!

[Ness]

Hey! :D You really brighten up my day with your humour, thanks :) *hugs*

[Black Mamba]

carla?you ok?
love kadxxx

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

carla?you ok?
love kadxxx
I am now thanks Kaddy.
I had a monster headache from the paint fumes, plus I had writers
flood and insomnia!
I managed to sleep after 48 hrs of pacing up and down though!
My bloody artwork is driving me bonkers in the nut!

Got another link, this is a website I go on quite a bit.
It's well laid out so easy to navigate!

http://www.ufocasebook.com/documents2.html

I normally go straight in on that page because the home
page crashes my pc lol.

A bit like the official site address to here,
and the Cure website crashes my pc as well. Stupid computers!

[Muscle Mikez]

whahahaha that picture is great! whahaha! rofl!
hows you today?
*hugs*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Here's another link guys and gals:
http://aliens.monstrous.com/drake_equation.htm
I'm knackered!!!
Had a house full of people nattering behind me while I was trying
to type the Kerrang interview, then me mum nearly fell over
laughing when I read out a bit of it!
I've been cropping pics of Opus Trees all day as well, instead of
doing my college homework!
I'm so naughty!!!

Hugs to everyone, I don't know if I'll be around Friday and Saturday,
Got stuff I have to sort and throwing a party on the Saturday.
Why is it called throwing a party?
Where exactly is it going to land!?
This has baffled me for years!
I'm going to go to bed now before I embarrass myself any further!
Hehehehe :LOL:

[Ness]

Hey carla is Kent in Britain? What time is it where you are? I always find that fascinating :D its 2:15 in the afternoon here

[Black Mamba]

Hey carla is Kent in Britain? What time is it where you are? I always find that fascinating :D its 2:15 in the afternoon here
yup...how many hours is there between australia and europe? :confused:

[Muscle Mikez]

between britain and sydney there are 10 hours of difference..(+10:00) between the other countries of europe and sydney there are 9 hours of difference (+9:00)

[Ness]

yup...how many hours is there between australia and europe? :confused:
I'm in New Zealand! It's a 3 hours plane ride to Australia! Everyone thinks NZ is part of australia :'(

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Sorry I went to bed before I saw your post it was 12:07 am when I posted that last message.
Kent is in England and I just grabbed this link to show the Ghosts that are spotted here.
http://www.digiserve.com/peter/ghost3.htm#lady

I've got some more in my diary I'll go dig them out!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

This one is of great interest to me because it has the ghost of Blue Bell Hill and I actually saw it one night years ago.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/fun_stuff/weird/ghosts.shtml

And yeah, it was freaky!!!
Nearly shit my knickers!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

http://www.around.com/lorenz4.gif
This is pretty!

Check out this site for fractals!

http://www.fractaldomains.com/html/gallery.html

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Night night peeps (hugs)
Love you all.

[Black Mamba]

I'm in New Zealand! It's a 3 hours plane ride to Australia! Everyone thinks NZ is part of australia :'(
i know that NZ is not a part of australia... :indiff:
my b/f is in australia so i wanted to know the time difference... :cool:

[Black Mamba]

lo carla...

[San]

http://www.around.com/lorenz4.gif
This is pretty!

Check out this site for fractals!

http://www.fractaldomains.com/html/gallery.html
I didn't know Math could be that nice !! :)

[Ness]

i know that NZ is not a part of australia... :indiff:
my b/f is in australia so i wanted to know the time difference... :cool:
ok thats good! :LOL: I just assumed cos I was asking about time differences and then you said australia... and I'm used to that sort of thing. Sorry! Once I got asked if I knew what a TV was! It's surprising how many people think we have coconut bras and live in mud huts heh

[Ness]

This one is of great interest to me because it has the ghost of Blue Bell Hill and I actually saw it one night years ago.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/fun_stuff/weird/ghosts.shtml

And yeah, it was freaky!!!
Nearly shit my knickers!
:eek: scary! I used to get out lots of books on ghosts but then I started thinking I saw ghosts everywhere so I sort of had to stop! :LOL: Though I still can't say no to a good ghost story

[San]

ok thats good! :LOL: I just assumed cos I was asking about time differences and then you said australia... and I'm used to that sort of thing. Sorry! Once I got asked if I knew what a TV was! It's surprising how many people think we have coconut bras and live in mud huts heh
I thought you were wearing helmets and blades and fighting for Gondor :confused:

[Ness]

:LOL: Of course! But some people just forget that sometimes! I'm so glad you knew the truth. phew. :D
And in case you are all interested, the dog has just left a wee present by the christmas tree! Merry Chrismas everyone!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Aww Merry Christmas lol.
Hi you guys, this is cool,
I get to catch up with a convo while I've been away!
LOVE IT!
:D :D
(((hugs))) all round!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I need a 12v mains adaptor for the 4 track recorder I've been lent!
Bummer!

All this for a bloomin Xmas tape for Mumsy!

[Ness]

(((HUGS))) back! :D
lol Elo it was too funny I put it in my sig :D

[San]

wow ! *feels proud*

[Ness]

:D Well I'm in yours! heheh

[San]

we've made some quotes-exchange, we're kind of sister now ? quote-sig-sister ?
1.am I'm making nonsense, don't pay attention.

[Ness]

:LOL: quote-sig-sister it is! heheh it's 1pm here! wow :eek: cool!

[San]

:LOL: quote-sig-sister it is! heheh it's 1pm here! wow :eek: cool!
wow, the quote-sig-sisters are really upside down from each other !
*starts diging a hole to reach the other side of earth and say hello to Ness*

[Ness]

:LOL: I'll be right here! Gosh look at us hijacking Carla's beautiful thread. Sorry Carla! :D

[greatbigsquirrel]

yup. i appreciate witchypoo and her skill with captioning.
but she's nice too.

[SacredSilence]

Wooo...Was ace speaking to you...Do you realise we were on the phone for roughly 3 hours :ohmy: :LOL:

I`m made up ur goin to the gig :D ....Have to hook up asap for a bitchin sesh over ahm... dunno...Hot choc? hrhr ...Or tea? ;)

Have a kewlio afternoon...Hope i dint chew ur ear off on the phone! {hugs}

[Bexie]

Hihi Carla! How are you?? Keeping up the captioning I see! :D No wonder I've been so happy recently! :D *hugs* Talk to ya later, bexie xxx

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:LOL: I'll be right here! Gosh look at us hijacking Carla's beautiful thread. Sorry Carla! :D
NOOOOO Seriously carry on it gives me something to read!
I like it, it's like having friends round in my front room chatting while i make them tea!
Who wants sugar?

:)

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Wooo...Was ace speaking to you...Do you realise we were on the phone for roughly 3 hours :ohmy: :LOL:

I`m made up ur goin to the gig :D ....Have to hook up asap for a bitchin sesh over ahm... dunno...Hot choc? hrhr ...Or tea? ;)

Have a kewlio afternoon...Hope i dint chew ur ear off on the phone! {hugs}
HEY everybody!!!!
Thanks to this lovely lady I'll be able to see MUSE at EARL'S COURT!
Everyone please give her a hug!!!!
Thanks SacredSilence You're a STAR!
It was 3 hrs and 9 mins, it came up in the little window on my phone.
I have one of those telephones with the caller ID on so I know exactly who is ringing me before I pick it up. That's so I can ignore the stalker when he rings!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

yup. i appreciate witchypoo and her skill with captioning.
but she's nice too.
There goes my reputation,
I was trying to be a total cow and now you go and spoil it by saying I'm nice!
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
I'll have to push over a few sheep now to make it look like I'm BAD!

Jokes apart how you doing GBS?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Hihi Carla! How are you?? Keeping up the captioning I see! :D No wonder I've been so happy recently! :D *hugs* Talk to ya later, bexie xxx
Hiya Bunz, I won't be a member of MVR after 20th! :'( :D
Happy and sad at the same time!

My party last night was a bit mental, I ended up wearing a box of fairy lights and my pal took photos of me. It looked like I had fireworks coming out of me. OOOEER missus!!!

Had my other pal at the party and although I can't see it, they keep saying he looks like Matt :confused: !!! Seriously, I can't see it!
I'll post a pick of him on here when my scanner works!

[SacredSilence]

HEY everybody!!!!
Thanks to this lovely lady I'll be able to see MUSE at EARL'S COURT!
Everyone please give her a hug!!!!
Thanks SacredSilence You're a STAR!
It was 3 hrs and 9 mins, it came up in the little window on my phone.
I have one of those telephones with the caller ID on so I know exactly who is ringing me before I pick it up. That's so I can ignore the stalker when he rings!


Muhi :$ ...No problem!...Really!!...How does it feel to be holding the tickets in your hands? ;) hehe

*Iek* @ 3 hours and 9 minutes....Jeeez..I talk too much...Sorry :LOL:

:eek: He has ur phone number? :unsure:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:eek: He has ur phone number? :unsure:

Not the old guy that stalks me, the younger more scary one.
The problem I have is having to give my number out for selling
my artwork. I think he may have got it when I dropped off my
number at the local gallery a few years ago when I first started
selling paintings and drawings.
I remember someone lurking around behind me when I was
telling the woman my phone number!
Shortly after that the weirdness started.
Midnight phone calls with silence on the other end, heavy breathing,
scratching sounds, tapping, coughing.
Then it got sinister when he actually spoke to me and said,
'Nice red top you are wearing!'
I WAS wearing a red top and it freaked me out.
I've moved a few times since then.
But I have to keep the same phone number because of all the
contacts I would lose if I changed it!

Who says we don't suffer for our art?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

And don't be sorry for talking to much.
I'm exactly the same, I think we both did about 1 and a half hours
each so it's not so bad if you look at it like that!

Hehehehe

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

It was opening night at the theatre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Sh*t!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

---------------------------------------------------------------
There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the stage carrying a rose, you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb to your nose, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line; "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress".

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?" He asked.

"No!" the director screamed, "You forgot the bloody rose!"

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually, himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, “Use the FORKS, Luke.“

---------------------------------------------------

Beethoven's Death

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognisable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.“

He listened a while longer, and said, “There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling.“ So the magistrate kept listening, “There's the Seventh... the Sixth...the Fifth...“

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing.“

[Ness]

:LOL: I love the last one heheheh
Heya :happy: *hugs* Woohoo Earls Court! Thats awesome!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I had a weird dream last night because of all this as well.
Told my pal this morning about it he was pissing himself laughing!

Dunno if it's funny enough to post in here!

Anyway, check out these numbers, flippin 'eck! 14,957!!!!!!!!!!

Threads: 11,393, Posts: 503,999, Members: 14,957

[Ness]

:eek: 14, 957 members?! It doesn't seem that many!! wow

[SacredSilence]

Not the old guy that stalks me, the younger more scary one.
The problem I have is having to give my number out for selling
my artwork. I think he may have got it when I dropped off my
number at the local gallery a few years ago when I first started
selling paintings and drawings.
I remember someone lurking around behind me when I was
telling the woman my phone number!
Shortly after that the weirdness started.
Midnight phone calls with silence on the other end, heavy breathing,
scratching sounds, tapping, coughing.
Then it got sinister when he actually spoke to me and said,
'Nice red top you are wearing!'
I WAS wearing a red top and it freaked me out.
I've moved a few times since then.
But I have to keep the same phone number because of all the
contacts I would lose if I changed it!

Who says we don't suffer for our art?

:eek: Pretty fkin scary =/ ...Get a whistle...Next time he does it blow as hard as u can down the phone ;)

And don't be sorry for talking to much.
I'm exactly the same, I think we both did about 1 and a half hours
each so it's not so bad if you look at it like that!

Hehehehe


Hrhrhr...I thought we did very well for our convo we had earlier...Weren`t that long on the phone at all!! *gives us both a pat on the back* ;)

[San]

you're coming to EC ? that's great ! :happy:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

It's better than great it's my first BIG gig since 1992, all the others I've been to have been tribute bands; Utter Madness, Counterfiet Stones, Boogie Brothers, unsigned bands and my pals bands, Drop my Girlfriend, Opus Trees and Pigs don't shag.
Last huge gig I went to was Knebworth in 1990 and I had to share a field with 250,000 other people! Then after that it was at the central hall where I saw Sweet and Mud!


I got the link to this interview, don't know if there's a thread on it already so I posted it in here so I don't get screamed at! : http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041210/review_nm/review_music_muse_dc_1
Read the bit at the bottom about the onstage proposal! It's so Cool!

Hey Lisa, I showed yer mate my Lefty guitar. It's my baby!!!!
I can play Fascination Street and it sounds FUNKY!!! hehehe

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

A farmer called out the vet to look at his prize bull.

"He's not performing his duties with the cows" says the farmer "You know, not servicing them, like..... Last time he was like this you gave me some pills for him"

"Were they big red pills?" asked the vet

"Can't remember" said the farmer "... but they tasted of aniseed"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A boy strolls into his house with a chair under each arm and a sofa balanced on his head.

"Where did you get that from?! asks his dad.
"Off an old man in the park" replies the boy.

"Never EVER do that again" shouts the father..... "What have I told you about taking suites from strangers?"

[Ness]

Thanks for the article :D What have you been up to?

[Muscle Mikez]

aaaw! how sweet the article! That would be great if that happened to me :p (well.. first have to wait a couple of years, a bit early though!)

hows you today?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Got this, its so funny!

http://www.pure80spop.co.uk/looklike.htm

The sad thing is I used to have the pic of Simon Le Bon on my wall,
but that's not as bad as the posters of Tears For Fears!
I recognise the Toyah pic, I think it was on the cover of
Thunder in the Mountains!
She did some pretty cool songs back then!

Hi Ness,
I've been up to all kinds of things, mostly getting my art project
up to date. I'm really enjoying the creative roll I'm on at the moment,
I had writers flood but it's calmed down now and I can just get to
grips with three ideas for three different things a day.
Going to try and get some recording done tomorrow if I can fit it in
with everything else.
Opus Trees are having a break until after Christmas
and then they are gigging again in January.
I won't be taking photos at the January gig, I'm going along
to just watch them play this time,
unless they rope me in lol.

Hi Muscle Mikez,
I'm fine-ish, passed out this morning but managed to miss any
sharp objects. This is what happens when you forget to eat for
three days and don't get any sleep for 36 hrs!
Don't worry I've eaten something now and I WILL go to sleep
when I go to bed tonight instead of sitting up all night writing songs!

[Ness]

:eek: How can you forget to eat?! silly billy you need sustenence :D (is that how you spell it? heh)

[Black Mamba]

Not the old guy that stalks me, the younger more scary one.
The problem I have is having to give my number out for selling
my artwork. I think he may have got it when I dropped off my
number at the local gallery a few years ago when I first started
selling paintings and drawings.
I remember someone lurking around behind me when I was
telling the woman my phone number!
Shortly after that the weirdness started.
Midnight phone calls with silence on the other end, heavy breathing,
scratching sounds, tapping, coughing.
Then it got sinister when he actually spoke to me and said,
'Nice red top you are wearing!'
I WAS wearing a red top and it freaked me out.
I've moved a few times since then.
But I have to keep the same phone number because of all the
contacts I would lose if I changed it!

Who says we don't suffer for our art?
well ou must do something about it no?now im scared for you love :(

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I think he's been in my house.
About three weeks ago now, I only just put 2 and 2 together!
I'm not certain it was him as I was out when he arrived, My mate was here I was only going to be out for an hour.
When I got back she told me a guy had called to look at the back window.
I had not called anyone about the back window, there's nothing wrong with it.
I went round and locked ALL the windows when she told me this.
It could have been someone for next door but I don't want to take any chances!
I have a nasty feeling it was him though!
Oh well I'll just have to move again!!!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I got this from a pal, it made me laugh, especially the last bit!!!

Humourous view on Christmas eating tips from our transatlantic cousins...
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[Ness]

Oh my goodness if I was you I would probably have had a nervous breakdown lol but that's quite scary! Aww *big huggles* It just sucks how all you can really do is keep moving :(

[San]

Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
:LOL: that's great *takes note*

[Ness]

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

:LOL: yes! Fruitcake is evil

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I wonder if i could fit all of this in my sig!!!!

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Oh my goodness if I was you I would probably have had a nervous breakdown lol but that's quite scary! Aww *big huggles* It just sucks how all you can really do is keep moving :(
Maybe I should just use a catapult and get him up the arse!
And I already HAD a nervous breakdown and I don't want another one!
This is why I've lost so much weight!

[Ness]

It could work! You should look into that. Catapault a flaming cow at him or something

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I'd feel sorry for the cow!
MOOOOOOOO WHHOOOMPH!!!

Anyway, here's a bit of artwork I've been working on,
it's not finished yet but I was testing out my scanner
after it being out of action for a year and it was the first
thing I grabbed!
OOooeeerrr!!

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6897/kissedbycalliope0014cd.th.jpg (http://img155.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img155&image=kissedbycalliope0014cd.jpg)

It needs a female in the pic kissing him on the head.

Title of this piece: Kissed by Calliope!

I want to use Bjork but can't find a pic of her in the right pose!

[San]

I'd feel sorry for the cow!
MOOOOOOOO WHHOOOMPH!!!

Anyway, here's a bit of artwork I've been working on,
it's not finished yet but I was testing out my scanner
after it being out of action for a year and it was the first
thing I grabbed!
OOooeeerrr!!

http://img155.exs.cx/img155/6897/kissedbycalliope0014cd.th.jpg (http://img155.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img155&image=kissedbycalliope0014cd.jpg)

It needs a female in the pic kissing him on the head.

Title of this piece: Kissed by Calliope!

I want to use Bjork but can't find a pic of her in the right pose!

wow
calliope the music's muse ? great idea !!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Here's a few pics of my kid and my friend from college!
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/9182/richardandgraham0012ls.th.jpg (http://img156.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img156&image=richardandgraham0012ls.jpg)
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/589/richardandgraham0020vk.th.jpg (http://img156.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img156&image=richardandgraham0020vk.jpg)
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/7917/richard0019qq.th.jpg (http://img156.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img156&image=richard0019qq.jpg)
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/7691/richard0021kc.th.jpg (http://img156.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img156&image=richard0021kc.jpg)
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/6029/graham0071bp.th.jpg (http://img156.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img156&image=graham0071bp.jpg)
My kid with blue hair for the school disco.
He only does it coz it attracts the girls!!!
He's such a tart!

[San]

My kid with blue hair for the school disco.
He only does it coz it attracts the girls!!!
He's such a tart!
:happy: that's sweet !

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:happy: that's sweet !
It would be if he put the dye in his hair himself, but I have to do it and end up with blue hands. It takes about an hour to wash it all out.

http://img149.exs.cx/img149/7308/graham0040lr.th.jpg (http://img149.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img149&image=graham0040lr.jpg)http://img149.exs.cx/img149/2497/mattgrahamkarlmatty0017gc.th.jpg (http://img149.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img149&image=mattgrahamkarlmatty0017gc.jpg)
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9735/mattymattandgraham0024bl.th.jpg (http://img151.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img151&image=mattymattandgraham0024bl.jpg)
With his mates.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/4449/follyfoot0013er.jpg
My guinea pig.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/3016/ellie0018ft.th.jpg (http://img151.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img151&image=ellie0018ft.jpg)
My kid's guinea pig.
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/234/misty0013gr.th.jpg (http://img151.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img151&image=misty0013gr.jpg)http://img151.exs.cx/img151/9153/misty0027hj.th.jpg (http://img151.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img151&image=misty0027hj.jpg)
My mum's cat Misty.
See my scanner works and so does my camera!

I'm off to bed. Nite peeps!

[San]

It would be if he put the dye in his hair himself, but I have to do it and end up with blue hands. It takes about an hour to wash it all out.
I'm off to bed. Nite peeps!

:happy: once I've asked a friend to help me dyed my hair with red henna and her hands were orange during days, and her nails were brown until they totally turned new :eek:
nice pets
good night xxx

[Ness]

aww cool pics! and you're really good at art! I'm a shocker at drawing, that's why I love photography! :LOL: My little sister is listening to Abba

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

aww cool pics! and you're really good at art! I'm a shocker at drawing, that's why I love photography! :LOL: My little sister is listening to Abba
Thanks, Photography is great isn't it, so much fun.
I love going to places and taking loads of pics.
I don't think we're allowed cameras at EC so I'm leaving my new
toy at home. Mind you, even if cameras were allowed,
I would take one of those throw away things just in case.
I spent too much money on it to have it get broken at a gig.
The only gigs I take it to are the Opus Trees ones because
that's what I'm there for.

ABBA!!!! I will admit, I went to see an Abba Tribute band a few
years ago. It was with a dear friend who was fighting cancer and
she loved it. We had such a laugh, I grabbed a few bottoms that
night as well. She's no longer with us and I always remember that
night out with fond memories.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Things That Sound Dirty At Christmas, But Aren't..........


"Talk about a huge breast!"

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"

"Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

"Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it."

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know when it's ready when it pops up."

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

[San]

:LOL: my family already thinks I'm wierd, but if I'm laughing that loud during the meal for no reason, they'll definitly think I'm nuts !

[Muscle Mikez]

whahahhah! those sentences are really funny! :LOL:

[humanseverywhere]

1st post in this thread, WitchyPoo, you are a great artist. Thumbsup on your sense of humour too ;) :happy:

[Ness]

ABBA!!!! I will admit, I went to see an Abba Tribute band a few
years ago. It was with a dear friend who was fighting cancer and
she loved it. We had such a laugh, I grabbed a few bottoms that
night as well. She's no longer with us and I always remember that
night out with fond memories.
Oh thats really cool! Abba is great...I've boogied on down to them more that once :LOL:

And it think it's probably for the best that I don't get some of those sentences :LOL:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:LOL: my family already thinks I'm wierd, but if I'm laughing that loud during the meal for no reason, they'll definitly think I'm nuts !
The "Don't play with your meat!" made me giggle!

whahahhah! those sentences are really funny! :LOL:
Stick them on the fridge, it will keep you amused all Christmas! lol

1st post in this thread, WitchyPoo, you are a great artist. Thumbsup on your sense of humour too ;) :happy:
Aww thanks. My sense of humour gets me into a lot of trouble too.
I play WAY too many practical jokes on people, I just know everyone is gonna get me back one day!!

Oh thats really cool! Abba is great...I've boogied on down to them more that once :LOL:

And it think it's probably for the best that I don't get some of those sentences :LOL:
I've been to a few tribute bands.
My fave has got to be Utter Madness.
After they've done their gig they walk around in the crowd
saying hi to everyone and drinking their wine!
It was at Bodium Castle which was great because you set up
a little picnic table, bring your own food and drink,
then dance about like loonies on the grass right in front of the stage.
I like the relaxed atmosphere of that kind of gig.

[Ness]

Oh cool yeah I love gigs like that too! Always lots of fun, I went to one at the beginning of this year but you stay in tents & there was lots of shows and it was just the best time ever *sigh* memories :LOL:

Who's Hal? *paranoid*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

HAL is the ship's computer that was responsible for
Frank Poole's death in 2001 the Space Odyssey.
It's a Sci-Fi Book and also a Film. I've just finished
reading 3001 The final Odyssey, I didn't read 2010
as I have the film instead.
I'm a bit of a fan of Arthur C. Clarke ever since I used
to watch his TV series called Mysterious Worlds!

HAL was later made into a kind of pun when Red Dwarf
called their onboard computer Holly, HOL for short.

HAL was like Big Brother, cameras EVERYWHERE and it
controlled 99% of the ship's functions, including airlocks
and oxygen pressure!

Spooky huh?

[Ness]

Oh I've seen that movie I think....I found it soo bizarre! I remember there was this whole section of the space ship just floating through space with no talking or anything and I got annoyed and stopped watching it. It may have been a different movie...I dunno
Have you read any books by John Christopher? He always writes about that sort of futuristic stuff like people being controlled by some higher being but its sort of different :LOL: I'm really bad at explaining stuff...but theres this book called 'The Lotus Caves" and I love it cos its so weird

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

No not read that book, but there was a book I was reading when I was a young'un call The Chrysalyds, or something like that.
It was about 20 years ago I read it, but it always stuck in my mind.

The story was set in post apocolyptic times.
There was a village in the valley and everytime a child was
born it would be checked by the local Vicar/clergy.
(not sure what he was but he seemed to be in control of the town.)
If the child had a deformity or something, he would say the child
had been stillborn and the child would mysteriously vanish.
In truth the family had to give the child up to be sent to the
'Fringes' which was the outer part of the valley.
There were other people there that took the children and
raised them as their own.
Long story short, the boy who was the main character was
telepathic, he was talking to someone miles away with his mind.
Town guy found out, he tried to have him banished blah blah blah,
but the fight for survival and finding other people with
telepathic powers was enough to keep me reading the book
right to the end.
I wish I knew who wrote it!

[Ness]

Oh I love books like that, I'm such a geek! I'll look out for it. I've just remembered this fantastic book that sounds quite similar called 'The Giver' by Lois Lowry, if you haven't read it, READ IT! :LOL: Its soooo good, its about this boy who lives in this town where everything is so controlled that no-one can even see in colour, and there's this one man who holds all of the memories of happiness and pain and stuff like that, and everyone is assigned a role, and this one boy is destined to be trained to be the next 'Receiver', the one who holds memories, and 'The Giver' is the old man who 'gives' all these memories to him to look after so that they can't escape and cause people to act unpredictably...ok i'm making it sound crap but its it soooooooo good. It won all sorts of awards I think.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I think I might have read something similar to that.
It was a story about a lad that had to take the power from the
old man that made everyone believe they were in a really plentiful
place but in reality they were all in a desolate land and starving.

Another of my fave books to reads are ones illustrated by Neil Gaimen,
I think I have read all the Sandman books now and all the Bingdings
books as well.
They are very addictive.
I especially like the fact that DEATH is a female anthropomorphic
figure and that Neil Gaimen modelled her on Tori Amos!

:)

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I've just finished scanning in some of my new art
work, I'll get it uploaded soon,
hope you don't mind life drawings!

I'm still a bit dazed from last night,
it didn't feel like I'd been to a gig,
it felt like I'd been to the cinema coz I could
only just see them on the titchy screens.
I'm going to save up and see them again when
they start touring and hopefully I'll be closer,
either that or take binoculars!

Right does anyone have a clue how I stick two pics together
in Paint shop pro 7?
All my art work is size A3 and I only have an A4 scanner so
I've had to scan everything in two halves!!!

Help.......somebody? :confused:

[SacredSilence]

Heya hun...Hope you had the best night ever last night :D:D:D

Apologies if u have tried ringing or txting me today...Tim has my car cos it`s been too icy for him to ride his motorbike and i left my phone in there last night by mistake..

HaPpY CrimBo :D

~~Loves~~

[Ness]

That's a bummer that you were so far away, but still, YOU GOT TO SEE MUSE! Lucky bugger! heh, only 2 and a half days till Christmas!! I"m so excited, even though its supposed to be summer and we've had a thunderstorm and hail and its freezing today. :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Didn't actually SEE them, more kind of HEARD them and saw them on the medium screen. (Won't credit it with the word BIG)
I've been thinking about it all day and I WAS thinking of going to another Muse gig when they tour again, but I know my luck will be to end up at the back again so I don't think I'll bother.

I'm going to stick to bands/shows that book the Central Hall near me, It's one of those place where it don't matter where you sit, you SEE everything!
It's not too many people and they organise people coming in and going out in clockwork fashion. Never known there to be a balls up yet.

I saw Sweet, Mud, Norman Wisdom,(don't ask) The Shakespear pisstake, can't remember what they were called but they were bloody hilarious, The New Seekers and Fairport Convention there.

[Ness]

oh bugger, that really does suck. i always wonder why they don't make the screens bigger at gigs like that

[Black Mamba]

carla,how are you today?*hugs*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

oh bugger, that really does suck. i always wonder why they don't make the screens bigger at gigs like that

I can't understand why they use postage stamps
for screens either.
I was at Knebworth in 1990; right at the back on top
of a lorry of all things; but the screens were enormous
and I could see everything.
Also being so far back at the Muse gig, by the time the
sound got to us, it was out of sync with the screens!
Only by a fraction but it was enough to make it feel less
real if you know what I mean.
Don't get me wrong, I bloody enjoyed being there just to HEAR
them do the little intros and piano riffs that you don't get on
albums but I don't think I'll do it again unless it's at a festival.
The seats at the back of Earls were facing the wrong way.
They were at a 90 degree angle to the stage, so when
everyone stood up, they were all on the same level as me,
instead of being able to see over their heads.
THAT'S what sucked more than anything!
Earl's is the wrong venue for this band!
In the end I just shut me eyes and danced the night
away, it was a case of, "well I'm here now I can either sit
and sulk,! (like the girl in the row by me did all night) "or just
make the best of a bad situation."

carla,how are you today?*hugs*
I'm ok, wish I could have got some pics of Dom for you.
I thought I could get one of the screen with Dom on but
just as I clicked the camera this BOZO stuck his head right
in the way. I could have killed him!

Right, from here on in I can't talk about Earl's Court anymore
coz it's making me want to cry so I'm changing the subject
to something happier.

My Best friend is now a great Aunty at just 35!!!!!
Her niece Lisa had a baby boy, he weighed about 9lb I think,
I didn't get all the details and she's called him Conner Dylan.
I'm going round there to take some decent pics when he get's
back out of hospital.
He had to go back in because of a stomach problem.

How is everyone else today!!???
Hugs all round!! :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

NAKED PICS (http://thewitchypoo3003.tripod.com/id10.html) hehehe, you'll have to scroll down for them.
They are from the life drawing classes in college!

[SacredSilence]

I can't understand why they use postage stamps
for screens either.
I was at Knebworth in 1990; right at the back on top
of a lorry of all things; but the screens were enormous
and I could see everything.
Also being so far back at the Muse gig, by the time the
sound got to us, it was out of sync with the screens!
Only by a fraction but it was enough to make it feel less
real if you know what I mean.
Don't get me wrong, I bloody enjoyed being there just to HEAR
them do the little intros and piano riffs that you don't get on
albums but I don't think I'll do it again unless it's at a festival.
The seats at the back of Earls were facing the wrong way.
They were at a 90 degree angle to the stage, so when
everyone stood up, they were all on the same level as me,
instead of being able to see over their heads.
THAT'S what sucked more than anything!
Earl's is the wrong venue for this band!
In the end I just shut me eyes and danced the night
away, it was a case of, "well I'm here now I can either sit
and sulk,! (like the girl in the row by me did all night) "or just
make the best of a bad situation."


I'm ok, wish I could have got some pics of Dom for you.
I thought I could get one of the screen with Dom on but
just as I clicked the camera this BOZO stuck his head right
in the way. I could have killed him!

Right, from here on in I can't talk about Earl's Court anymore
coz it's making me want to cry so I'm changing the subject
to something happier.


:( I`m sorry you hated it so much...Thought i was helping :stunned:

[Gemsy]

I can't understand why they use postage stamps
for screens either.
I was at Knebworth in 1990; right at the back on top
of a lorry of all things; but the screens were enormous
and I could see everything.
Also being so far back at the Muse gig, by the time the
sound got to us, it was out of sync with the screens!
Only by a fraction but it was enough to make it feel less
real if you know what I mean.
Don't get me wrong, I bloody enjoyed being there just to HEAR
them do the little intros and piano riffs that you don't get on
albums but I don't think I'll do it again unless it's at a festival.
The seats at the back of Earls were facing the wrong way.
They were at a 90 degree angle to the stage, so when
everyone stood up, they were all on the same level as me,
instead of being able to see over their heads.
THAT'S what sucked more than anything!
Earl's is the wrong venue for this band!
In the end I just shut me eyes and danced the night
away, it was a case of, "well I'm here now I can either sit
and sulk,! (like the girl in the row by me did all night) "or just
make the best of a bad situation."


I'm ok, wish I could have got some pics of Dom for you.
I thought I could get one of the screen with Dom on but
just as I clicked the camera this BOZO stuck his head right
in the way. I could have killed him!

Right, from here on in I can't talk about Earl's Court anymore
coz it's making me want to cry so I'm changing the subject
to something happier.

My Best friend is now a great Aunty at just 35!!!!!
Her niece Lisa had a baby boy, he weighed about 9lb I think,
I didn't get all the details and she's called him Conner Dylan.
I'm going round there to take some decent pics when he get's
back out of hospital.
He had to go back in because of a stomach problem.

How is everyone else today!!???
Hugs all round!! :D

Awww, you see, this is why everyone should stand. Then you get to go wherever you like.
You should have pretended to go out for a drink and sneaked into the standing bit. :D

[Muscle Mikez]

wooow! those pictures of matt are beautiful! just like all the other pictures!!

bummer that you didn't really enjoy Earl's Court, I thought you'd enjoyed it the whole time.. and your son? how did he react to the gig?

the other pictures, were they good? or were guys sticking their heads into your lens all the time? :O

*hugs*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

:( I`m sorry you hated it so much...Thought i was helping :stunned:
Hunny bunny it's not your fault, It's the venue organisers,
they didn't think about the view when they put the seats
at a 90 degree angle to the stage.
You did help, I wouldn't have ever been able to get tickets
if it hadn't been for you.
I just think Earls should have put a bit more effort into it.
I didn't hate it. I'll ring you!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

wooow! those pictures of matt are beautiful! just like all the other pictures!!

bummer that you didn't really enjoy Earl's Court, I thought you'd enjoyed it the whole time.. and your son? how did he react to the gig?

the other pictures, were they good? or were guys sticking their heads into your lens all the time? :O

*hugs*
I didn't take my professional camera, I wish I had because my bag wasn't looked at. I had a throw away camera and I'm waiting for the pics to come back.
Yeah one guy got his nose in my camera at one point, I don't know what he was doing it for.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

More on this page (http://thewitchypoo3003.tripod.com/id10.html)
And this one. (http://thewitchypoo3003.tripod.com/id11.html)

[Muscle Mikez]

how skully! A bit creepy to me, but it's still really good! (that you have the patience to color all those black areas! I couldn't do it!)

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

how skully! A bit creepy to me, but it's still really good! (that you have the patience to color all those black areas! I couldn't do it!)
Were you at the gig Muscle mikez?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

This was filled out about 2 years ago, when I joined Feesch and amended about 6 months ago, check out number 39, I think I can cross that one off now lol

1 What is your favourite colour?
Purple and black.
2 What is your favourite film?
I have 3 faves: The Crow, Jack and Sara, Benny and Joon.
3 What is your favourite song?
I have two faves: Unintended my MUSE and Letter to Elise by The Cure, both are beautiful songs.
4 What is your favourite quote?
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
5 Who is your favourite celebrity?
Roland Orzabal, Matthew Bellamy, Curt Smith. All brilliant song writers.
6 What is your best feature?
My sense of humour. My little toe.
7 What is your worst feature?
My sense of humour, my sarcasm.
8 What is the best decision you ever made?
Giving up attempting to cook, having a child.
9 What is the worst decision you ever made?
Getting married, trying to make toast without checking the settings, trusting someone that was a total schmuck! The list goes on!
10 What makes you laugh?
My son's giggle, very catching!
11 What makes you cry?
Losing people close to me. Seeing people I love in pain, the song bedshaped by Keane!
12 What was your childhood dream?
To grow a bit taller, didn't happen though and now I'm shrinking.
13 What is your religion?
Wicca
14 What is your philosophy?
Don't nudge yer mother while she's shaving!
15 What is your marital status?
Seperated almost divorced.
16 Are you interested in meeting people off the Net in real life?
Already have done.
17 What is your starsign?
Reduce Speed Now.... oh.... STAR sign! Taurus.
18 If you were an animal, which one would you be and why?
A duck billed platypus, mostly coz I'm a bit of everything squished together.
19 If you were a cartoon character, which one would you be and why?
Dino from the flintstones, coz I'm loud like him. I could also be Pepe le pew, coz I stink!
20 What is your favourite possession?
A have many faves: My guitars, photos of my brother, my CD collection.
21 Surreal Question: If you were a vegetable, what colour would clouds smell of?
I don't care as long as it doesn't involve a hoola hoop!
22 Do you have a webcam and if so what software do you use?
Strand. Mini.
23 Which do you like out of marmite, scotch eggs and gherkins?
Marmite and scotch eggs, hold the gherkin!
24 If you were King/Queen for the day, what laws would you pass/abolish?
Legalise busking again! Make the C word an illegal word to use!
25 What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Getting hit by a train door while standing on the platform. Suitcase burst open, undies everywhere!
26 What three words best describe your personality?
Wacky, serious, confused.
27 What question would you least like to be asked?
Many Qs I hate. Can I use your toilet? Do you want double glazing? Are you ok? Are you really going to eat that? HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY???
28 What would be your ideal job (real or imaginary)?
Teaching little kids to draw. Designing outlandish outfits for weird people!
29 Would You ever pose naked (or have you), and if so under what circumstances?
Yes I have, no I won't do it again unless I'm paid a hell of a lot more money than last time!!
30 What would you most like to invent?
A time machine so I could go back and spend more time with my brother.
31 How long have you been on the Internet (total not just today!)?
Since Dec 1999 You work it out.
32 What is the most exciting public place you have ever had sex, where would you most like to?
I wouldn't say it was exciting, but it was different, UP A TREE!! You need perfect balance for that!
33 Do you have any vices and/or bad habits?
CHOCOLATE and TEA!!!!!!
34 What holiday destination would you recommend and why?
Sicily-Mesina in springtime, I have family there, it's beautiful!
35 What is the most charitable thing that you do, or have done?
Not saying! It's personal.
36 If your life story was made into a Hollywood movie, who should play the leading role?
Johnny Depp, not as me of course, I'm not the main character in my own life, everyone else is. Be a brill way to meet him though lol.
37 What is the most embarrassing album in your music collection?
Grease...I have no idea how it got there either, because I know I didn't buy it.
38 If you owned your very own yacht, what would you call it?
Don't Panic, or, My other yacht is in the cleaners.
39 What else would you most like to do in your lifetime?
I'd like to sculpt. Go and see MUSE live at least once before I die!
40 If money were no object, describe what would be your ideal home?
A windmill. With the sails still on it!
41 What do you think is the best thing about Feesch?
Getting to know so many people without having to step outside the door.
42 If someone gave you £100 to treat yourself, what would you spend it on?
I'd split it with my kid and I'd spend my £50 on cds.
43 Do you have any fears or phobias?
Don't like earwigs and I can't swim, so large areas of water make me nervous.
44 What makes a man, a man? (apart from the obvious anatomy)
No PMT lucky b*gg*rs, plus the inability to understand 'FAT CLOTHES'
45 What is your idea of romantic?
Real_Alien, a rugby match, a bag of chips and a can of pepsi max!!
46 If you played monopoly, which counter would you use? (eg, boat, car, dog, iron, top hat, etc)
Every time I've played it I've been the old boot. I'd like just once to be the top hat....but no!
47 Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Pierced ears, getting a tattoo soon.
48 Do you have any birthmarks or scars?
I'm covered in scars, that's what you get for being a tom boy growing up. I have a birthmark on my bum.
49 When you were young, did you play cowboys and indians or doctors and nurses? Which one were you?
Played cops and robbers and I was the robber lol
50 What object(s) do you carry around with you wherever you go?
Mobile phone, money, inhaler, keys, hole in the wall card.

Now it's your turn, Cut and paste the whole thing into a new message then change the answers to your own, If you dont want to answer a question, just delete it and go onto the next one!

It's all just a bit of fun!

[Muscle Mikez]

Were you at the gig Muscle mikez?
nope, I wish I could, but I had no money, parents didnt allow me and its very expensive for me to travel there.....

What's your religion?
Wicca
heeeey... I was very interested in that a few years ago, but it didn't work for me eventually. But I still believe in that kind of stuff

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Awww Mikez.
Anyway for anyone interested, here's the link to the 9 pics
that actually came out from the Muse gig!
Not sure if it was the camera being sh*t or not, as the
pics I took indoors before were cr*p too and that was
with better lighting!

http://thewitchypoo0.tripod.com/weirdness/id15.html

Don't get excited, they really are what I could see all night!

Still, I got to hear the new one (DES) and it was great,
just wish they would hurry up and get it recorded so we
can hear what the feck he is actually singing!

Has anyone got the lyrics to Futurism and Spiral Static?

[Ness]

FUTURISM

Ignorance pulls
Apostasy and apathy still rules
Yeah you know it´s cool
Just suck and see
A future turns us into silent gods
And I won´t miss you at all

Grounded
Boxed in
Like the evil in your veins
Grounded
Boxed in
I am stuck with you

Fate can´t decide
Alignment of the plan is in your hands
Come on crush our plans
Just wait and see
A future that won´t let you disagree
And I won´t miss you at all

Grounded
Boxed in
Like the evil in your veins
Grounded
Boxed in
I am stuck with you

Feel it, hear it, apathy
See it, be it, you’ll see

SPIRAL STATIC
Who's ever known
How much to moan and groan
And quiver inside
He needs to give you
Everything you need
Is it enough

You're running out of time
As it grows in your eye
Feel broken inside you feel

Sigh, static moans
A storm growing strong
And it's coming my way
Still she gives you
Everything you need
Is it enough

You're running out of time
As it grows in your eye
You'll feel broken inside
You'll feel
And I'll feel broken inside you

Feel..

There ya go! www.inmuseworld.net has all the lyrics and stuff like that

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Aww thanks Ness.

How you been??

Just found this on the net: http://www.everyhit.com/dates/
Find out what was number one when you were born!
Here's mine :D
Date Engine

On 19th May 1969 ...

The Number 1 single was:
The Beatles with Billy Preston - "Get Back"

The Number 1 album was:
Bob Dylan - "Nashville Skyline"

Born on 19th May:
1945 - Pete Townshend ( guitarist, The Who )
1949 - Dusty Hill ( bassist, ZZ Top )
1952 - Grace Jones ( vocalist and model )
1954 - Phil Rudd ( drummer, AC/DC )

[Muscle Mikez]

The Number 1 single was:
Jive Bunny - "Swing The Mood"


The Number 1 album was:
Gloria Estefan - "Cuts Both Ways"


Born on 19th Aug:
1939 - Ginger Baker ( real name Peter Baker; drummer, Cream )
1940 - Johnny Nash
1943 - Billy J Kramer ( real name William Howard Ashton )
1945 - Ian Gillan ( vocalist, Deep Purple / Gillan / Black Sabbath )
1951 - John Deacon ( bassist, Queen )

woa! cool! Deep Purple and Queen.... :happy:

merry christmas!!! :D
*hugglez*

[Ness]

Aww thanks Ness.

How you been??

Good thanks! A bit tired from Christmas yesterday and I've buggered my back being silly on the trampoline!! Other than that I"m good cos I'm hopefully going to get a cd this afternoon which always makes me feel better! I've noticed that if I'm pissed off, all I need to do is go and buy a cd and I'm all happy again!! Ahh retail therapy :D and summer has finally arrived! It's been hiding


The number one single when I was born was: Jackie Wilson - "Reet Petite" :LOL: :LOL:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Trampoline!!!!!!!!!???
I wanna go on it!

hehehe

Hope you had a good Christmas, mine is turning weirder
and weirder as the weeks go on.

I've looked at the questions and I think I need to change
the answers to quite a few of them.

This one in particular!
5 Who is your favourite celebrity?
Roland Orzabal, Matthew Bellamy, Curt Smith. All brilliant song writers.

[Ness]

I know! I have rediscovered my trampoline, its been sitting out the back and one day I went on it and thought, "Oh this is so fun!" so now I go on it heaps of times a day. Its my exercise!! hee hee The funniest thing is finding different ways to jump, like on your back is hilarious if there's two of you at the same time :LOL:
I'm going to have a go at that questionarre thing cos i love them so I can bore you all with my answers

[Ness]

Ok here's my one!

1 What is your favourite colour?
Purple
2 What is your favourite film?
I have so many... um The Princess Bride is a classic, Willy Wonka, Annie, and its not really a move but Anne of Green Gables!! If she was alive today she would be my bosom friend :LOL: (you have to watch it to understand that).
3 What is your favourite song?
I dont really have one... I can't pick, I love so many songs
4 What is your favourite quote?
Oh jeez...me and my friends always quote movies, its like our thing, so I have to pick my favourite at the moment which is 'Why don't you cry about it, saddlebags!" from Ace Ventura. It's funnier when my friend Erin does it
5 Who is your favourite celebrity?
Steve Irwin cracks me up
6 What is your best feature?
I'm friendly? maybe..
7 What is your worst feature?
Sometimes I can be quite judgemental
8 What is the best decision you ever made?
Deciding to stop worrying about what other people think
9 What is the worst decision you ever made?
Falling in love with this guy who was a jerk
10 What makes you laugh?
My friends Erin, Marty, Sophie, Nat, actually just most of my friends, Calvin and Hobbes and Gary Larson cartoons, Carla's captions :LOL: oh everything makes me laugh, seriously
11 What makes you cry?
Saying goodbye
12 What was your childhood dream?
To be famous
13 What is your religion?
Christian
14 What is your philosophy?
I dunno...um be nice? heh
15 What is your marital status?
Single
16 Are you interested in meeting people off the Net in real life?
Already have done.
17 What is your starsign?
Capricorn
18 If you were an animal, which one would you be and why?
A cat! I know thats a gay answer but they get to lie around and sleep all day, doesn't that sound great!
19 If you were a cartoon character, which one would you be and why?
I have no idea. Bart simpson cos he's naughty
20 What is your favourite possession?
My CDs
21 Surreal Question: If you were a vegetable, what colour would clouds smell of?
Chocolate covered coffee beans
22 Do you have a webcam and if so what software do you use?
Nope
23 Which do you like out of marmite, scotch eggs and gherkins?
Just marmite please!
24 If you were King/Queen for the day, what laws would you pass/abolish?
Change the stupid driving lisence rules, make chocolate an essential food group
25 What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
my skirt flew up in the breeze and i flashed a bunch of boys my knickers!!
26 What three words best describe your personality?
Strange friendly dreamer
27 What question would you least like to be asked?
At the moment, :"So when are you going to Dunedin?" I DON'T KNOW YET STOP ASKING ME!!!
28 What would be your ideal job (real or imaginary)?
Probably something to do with fashion design, but I"m hopeless at sewing! Our sewing machine hates me!
29 Would You ever pose naked (or have you), and if so under what circumstances?
Probably not!
30 What would you most like to invent?
A teleporter machine
31 How long have you been on the Internet (total not just today!)?
since about 1998, when our old computer got hooked up
32 What is the most exciting public place you have ever had sex, where would you most like to?
Haven't done it yet!
33 Do you have any vices and/or bad habits?
I eat way too much ice cream
34 What holiday destination would you recommend and why?
Um, Algonquin National Park in autumn, its amazingly mindblowingly beautiful
35 What is the most charitable thing that you do, or have done?
Its a secret
36 If your life story was made into a Hollywood movie, who should play the leading role?
Anne Shirley
37 What is the most embarrassing album in your music collection?
100% Hits from a bazillion years ago
38 If you owned your very own yacht, what would you call it?
This is my yacht
39 What else would you most like to do in your lifetime?
Live in Paris for at least a year, go to Athens, see Muse
40 If money were no object, describe what would be your ideal home?
The coolest oldest Victorian house stuffed full of old fashioned things with lots of nooks and crannies and a friendly ghost haha. But still surprisngly comfortable to live in, lol
41 What do you think is the best thing about Feesch?
If I knew what it was I could tell you!
42 If someone gave you £100 to treat yourself, what would you spend it on?
Music most likely
43 Do you have any fears or phobias?
I have a few!! lol I have a somewhat irrational fear of butterflies and moths. I made the mistake of going into a butterfly house once!! Never again. I hate those daddylong legs with wings, I hate anything in a swimming pool or spa that sucks, Willy wonka and the chocolate factory gave me a phoboia of big fans!! (you know when they drink the fizzing lifting drink?!) or fans in showers freak me out too. I'm always scared of going in a lift in case the cable snaps!!
44 What makes a man, a man? (apart from the obvious anatomy)
The nice man smell
45 What is your idea of romantic?
Oh just the usual stuff, walking together etc
46 If you played monopoly, which counter would you use? (eg, boat, car, dog, iron, top hat, etc)
The man on the horse!
47 Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Pierced ears.
48 Do you have any birthmarks or scars?
I used to have a strawberry birthmark on my forehead but that went away, I have a birthmark on my back but its little
49 When you were young, did you play cowboys and indians or doctors and nurses? Which one were you?
We played doctors and nurses and I was the nurse
50 What object(s) do you carry around with you wherever you go?
Cell phone, chapstick, wallet, keys if I"ve driven

Phew that took ages!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Lol thanks for that it was great fun reading your answers.

Feesch is an internet message board that's for Uk icq users.
It's run by someone called Lizardman, his real name is Jason.
I've met him about three times now I think.
The first time I met him I couldn't believe how tiny he was.
They hold a lot of meetings all over the country, it's a kind of internet community. I'm in charge of one board and assistant to two others.
Don't worry though, you aren't missing much!

You're right about it taking ages to fill in, I did mine over a few
days the first time I filled it out.
The one on here is cut and pasted straight from the Feesch site,
I need to change the answers to more up to date ones, as I change
my mind a lot about faves and things.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked his congregation, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question a third time. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones?" inquired the preacher; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." She replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are. Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-three years and not have in enemy in the world.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."

[Ness]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: MAAAAHAHAHAHA thats a very funny joke! Where do you get the all? Do people send them to you?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Yeah I get them on the message board on feesch and I get emails of them as well.
My friend has just become an Auntie, her sister in law had a baby boy on boxing day. So that's two babies born close together that I now have to buy prezzies for.
Both were boys!
Conner Dylan and Daniel John, I'm so glad the trend for weird names has passed by.
I have a cousin who gave his daughter Mini-Me as a middle name.
Dopy git!

[Ness]

I have a cousin who gave his daughter Mini-Me as a middle name.
Dopy git!
:LOL: I know of this guy who changed his name to 'Dexter Poindexter'
I just had some vegetarian lasagne for lunch mmm and I got a wee bit on the keyboard oops :$ dad will be mad at me he always yells at me to not eat by the computer :LOL:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I tend to get sugar in the mouse but as it's my pc I can only shout at myself lol.

[Ness]

eating too many lollies then? hee hee I'm going to the movies this afternoon I will probably eat too many then and make myself feel sick as per usual. My friends have this joke that I always say "I feel sick" when I eat with them because I just dont know when to stop :rolleyes: silly billy

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

lol don't buy too many to begin with then.

I wonder when Muse are going to answer all those questions we asked last month!

[San]

lol don't buy too many to begin with then.

I wonder when Muse are going to answer all those questions we asked last month!
yeah ! I want answers !! (my questions wouldn't be picked but some asked by others were interesting !)

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I just want to see ANY answers! lol, would give us all something to read while we wait for the new album!
I just managed to download a vid clip of Muse doing In Your World on TOTP.
The idiots missed out the Y so it says in OUR world, sack the typist hahaha.
I was impressed that Matt didn't make any mistakes and Dom was looking scared as hell with a look of "WTF are we doing here!" expression on his face!
They didn't trash the stage either hehehe.
I bet they wanted to though!

[Ness]

Haha yeah I'll bet, that must have needed some self-restraint!

[Ness]

ok I've thought of my favourite quote from t hat questionarre thing and i've edited it, but i'll write it here too so you don't have to go back a page. Considerate aren't it?!
It's from ace ventura, when he says "Why don't you cry about it, saddlebags?!" and its funnier when my friend Erin says it because she does the best accents. like I dropped some food and I went 'Ohhhh" and erin goes 'Why dont you cry about it, saddlebags!" and it was funny. I guess you had to be there. I'm going to shut up now

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Haha yeah I'll bet, that must have needed some self-restraint!
I bet he trashed the dressing rooms to make up for it.
I know I would have lol.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

ok I've thought of my favourite quote from t hat questionarre thing and i've edited it, but i'll write it here too so you don't have to go back a page. Considerate aren't it?!
It's from ace ventura, when he says "Why don't you cry about it, saddlebags?!" and its funnier when my friend Erin says it because she does the best accents. like I dropped some food and I went 'Ohhhh" and erin goes 'Why dont you cry about it, saddlebags!" and it was funny. I guess you had to be there. I'm going to shut up now
I spat on my screen when I read that.
I thought it was funny hehehe.

[Ness]

Hahahahaa I'm glad you found it amusing then!
Hey I've put some of my photography in the art an poetry bit and since you're like a famous band photographer do you wanna tell me what you think? prees? :D

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Hahahahaa I'm glad you found it amusing then!
Hey I've put some of my photography in the art an poetry bit and since you're like a famous band photographer do you wanna tell me what you think? prees? :D
Famous?? :confused: :eek:
Not me! (I couldn't handle it)

It's difficult to describe but where I live, quite a lot of
people know me, sometimes total strangers say:
'Hi Carla' and I don't have a clue who they are.
I wouldn't class it as famous, I just think people
remember me because I do weird stuff and I get noticed doing it!
It freaks me out when I get mobbed by a crowd,
my first instinct is to run and hide!

Opus Trees got aired on XFM ages ago.
I think they had a single in an online chart but I'm not sure
which one, it's on their website though.
I just take the photos and listen to their music,
which is abso-fraggin-lutely brilliant!!

[Ness]

Yeah I'd hate being famous it would suck sometimes.
I've hurt my foot on a nail :'( owies

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

aww hugs to Ness ((hug)) Poor foot!

I've kind of buggered my fingers up.
I spent 8 hours playing guitar the other day and now
my finger tips are giving me electric shocks lol.
(Finally got the songs recorded though!)
Didn't stop me picking up the guitar again yesterday
and today though.
I'm so addicted it's almost an obsession!

I'm thinking of putting one of the nude pics
I drew in my sig, what do you think?

[Ness]

aw sanks *teary smile* it's on the ball of my foot so I have to walk on the heel! bugger

heheh yeah I always get sore fingers when I play around with the guitar, not that I can really play it, my brother just taught me the bass to New Born so I just pick that out. I want to learn though.

Lol as long as it's tasteful!! :LOL: which I'm sure it will be...

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I tried doing the hammer on thing to In Your World
the other night and bollocked it right up.
Matt makes it look so bloody easy.
I still managed to get all the way through Fascination Street
without any mistakes though so that was cool.
I prefer to play my own stuff now, that way no one
can tell if I've cocked up or not.
Hehehe.

Yeah it's tastful, its the drawing I had to do with a pen
and we werent allowed to take the pen off the paper.
We were giving about 5 or 10 mins to do it as well!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I'm not sure, Is THIS tasteful or shall I pick a different pic!?
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/4389/marrianne0012mi.th.jpg (http://img95.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img95&image=marrianne0012mi.jpg)

[Ness]

What other ones have you got? What's the hammer thing for In your world?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

The hammer on is where you hit the frets with your
finger and don't actually finger pick the string.
On an electric you still get the note!
I noticed he strums the strings with his right hand
from behind the fret board while waving his left hand in the air!
It's mental trying to do it the speed he does it!

Here are some of the other pics I drew, they're all on my website.
http://img134.exs.cx/img134/2356/david0039ki.th.jpg (http://img134.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img134&image=david0039ki.jpg)http://img134.exs.cx/img134/7144/marrianne0036gl.th.jpg (http://img134.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img134&image=marrianne0036gl.jpg)
http://img134.exs.cx/img134/5066/marrianne0046xu.jpghttp://img134.exs.cx/img134/8733/marrianne0056nr.jpg
http://img134.exs.cx/img134/7491/marrianne0066pw.th.jpg (http://img134.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img134&image=marrianne0066pw.jpg)

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Some look like I did them with my eyes shut but I was not having a lot of luck that day, having to draw standing up, holding the big heavy sketch book in one hand and five pencils in the other while being told to draw quickly coz she was going to move again in three minutes time. Lots of pressure, not what I'm used to but I'm getting there.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Trying to draw quickly is a skill I need to practice!
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/8885/jamesmanics0033bj.th.jpg (http://img73.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img73&image=jamesmanics0033bj.jpg)
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/4186/marrianne0073xv.th.jpg (http://img73.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img73&image=marrianne0073xv.jpg)
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/5207/naked0019ud.th.jpg (http://img73.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img73&image=naked0019ud.jpg)
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/802/hidden8kx.th.jpg (http://img73.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img73&image=hidden8kx.jpg)
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/6223/poster0019ej.th.jpg (http://img73.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img73&image=poster0019ej.jpg)
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/4694/sidbarrett0037pr.th.jpg (http://img73.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img73&image=sidbarrett0037pr.jpg)

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I might wait a while then, get this one finished and then I can use it in my sig, it's not got the woman kissing him on the head yet.
http://img160.exs.cx/img160/1434/kissedbycalliope0018oz.th.jpg (http://img160.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img160&image=kissedbycalliope0018oz.jpg)
Right I'm off to bed, it's gone 1 in the morning
and I really should stop being such a net nerd!

[Ness]

The hammer on is where you hit the frets with your
finger and don't actually finger pick the string.
On an electric you still get the note!
I noticed he strums the strings with his right hand
from behind the fret board while waving his left hand in the air!
It's mental trying to do it the speed he does it!


ohhhhh I know what you mean now, I've done that on my brothers bass, the hammer thing I mean. And I know what you mean about the hand in the air, I always wondered how he did that, its looks so hard! some people have all the talent :rolleyes:

[Ness]

Yeah I love the Matt one, thats classy

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

Do you like this one?
I did it this morning while watching the BFG lol.
It took me about 2 hours to do but I was on the
phone for some of the time too.

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/452/bookcover0013jw.th.jpg (http://img20.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img20&image=bookcover0013jw.jpg)
It's from the Book Cover, I've read about three chapters
and I'm bored shitless already (mostly because of all the wrong info)!
I should have bought Scar Tissue instead hehehe.

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

My pal just told me that if they get to do Parklife next year,
(If it isn't cancelled again) he wants to get on stage using a ZipWire!
LOL
Can you imagine Muse doing that?
All three members using a Zipwire straight over the crowd
and onto the stage! You'd hear at least one of them screaming;
"ARGH IT'S TOO HIGH!"
:LOL:

Hopefully I'm going to be too busy later to say
this so I'll say it now:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Hugs and stuff to everyone!

[Ness]

The 'Kissed by Calliope' is still my favourite. and then maybe the one above it, at the bottom of all the other ones you put up, of that guy
We've got the BFG on tape heheh 'Whizz pop whizz bang feel the bubbles go down' :LOL: very funny
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

[Muscle Mikez]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

hehe, haven't been here in a while, but are you getting the hang of it of the In Your World hammer on? ;)

[San]

happy new year !

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

The 'Kissed by Calliope' is still my favourite. and then maybe the one above it, at the bottom of all the other ones you put up, of that guy
We've got the BFG on tape heheh 'Whizz pop whizz bang feel the bubbles go down' :LOL: very funny
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
You mean the pic of Sid Barrett? He was the founder
member of Pink Floyd then he went a bit mental and
became a recluse. He couldn't handle fame and I think
I read somewhere that he was doing drugs that messed
him up a bit.

The BFG!!! I have to admit I was really laughing my socks
off at the bit where the Queen says, "In all honesty I have to
say, I prefer the bagpipes!"
((hug))

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

hehe, haven't been here in a while, but are you getting the hang of it of the In Your World hammer on? ;)
Yeah almost, I can play it on keyboard too
but not at the speed he does it.
It sounds eerie if you play it on a brass penny whistle as well.
Trouble is I need a new one because some bozo trod on it
and bent it. It's out of tune now so it sounds awful, but I'm
not throwing it out as it makes great sound effects, like ghosts talking.

((Hugs))

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

happy new year !
(hugs to you)

[Muscle Mikez]

Yeah almost, I can play it on keyboard too
but not at the speed he does it.
It sounds eerie if you play it on a brass penny whistle as well.
Trouble is I need a new one because some bozo trod on it
and bent it. It's out of tune now so it sounds awful, but I'm
not throwing it out as it makes great sound effects, like ghosts talking.

((Hugs))
ghosts talking? hmm, sounds interesting!
Shoot that bozo! :p but really cool that you can play it also on the keyboard, I love that little piano piece

*hugz*

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

ghosts talking? hmm, sounds interesting!
Shoot that bozo! :p but really cool that you can play it also on the keyboard, I love that little piano piece

*hugz*
You wouldn't like my version of it, it's about half the speed.
I'll stick to photography, I know what the feck I'm doing with that.

[Muscle Mikez]

as long you have fun it doesn't matter, does it?
hmm, okay, if you think that's bad, okay.. just go back to your good ol photography! :) Do you have new pictures or does it come later?
I'm busy with Hysteria on bass, also half of the speed, but I guess that's coming with the time...

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I have a whole batch of new photos to scan in,
it's just finding the time.

On another note, I was feeling really lonely tonight,
so for company I thought I would go on the chat room
on here. It was ok till someone started having a go at
me, now I just want to cry, and I'm 35 for goodness sakes!
I don't think I'll go in there anymore, it's so hostile and unfriendly!

Feeling really really down right now :'(

[San]

aww *hugs*
the chat room doesn't have a really good reputation on the board-wierd, huh ?

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

No, it's not the sort of thing I'm used to.
The chat room I used to go in every night doesn't
exist anymore and I miss all my old net friends.
We used to have big room meets and I have photos
of them all, I got to know them all, but when the chat
room broke we all found it hard to keep in touch.
Strange as it seems, I went in there at the age of 31 and
they were all in their 40s so they all used to be a bit
protective of me, well the women did, I suppose I miss
the motherly ones!

Now I get treated like an idiot or an outsider by the people
in this chat room, it's like being back at bloody school!
I'm 35 but the one that picked on me tonight made me feel
like an 8 year old!
I hope he gets a HUGE spot right on his bum!!!!
And another one to match on his nose!

[killer balloon]

I'm ashamed that I haven't been on here already.
Witchy (i can call you that, right?), you are amazing *appreciates very much* you can always make me laugh :happy:

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I'm ashamed that I haven't been on here already.
Witchy (i can call you that, right?), you are amazing *appreciates very much* you can always make me laugh :happy:
Aww thanks, I was just debating whether I should
leave this message board for good or not!
I seem to be upsetting people and I don't want to do that.

[San]

I hope he gets a HUGE spot right on his bum!!!!
And another one to match on his nose!
:LOL: bah, they're just kids in that chatroom, I think, the kind of one who believe they rule the world whereas they don't even pay for the rent of the place they're living in pfft
Aww thanks, I was just debating whether I should
leave this message board for good or not!
I seem to be upsetting people and I don't want to do that.
you, upsetting people ? what, where, when ? :confused:
don't leave !!

[Jupiter_Moonchild]

I don't know, I must be having one
of my 'everyone hates me' weeks!

[San]

I don't know, I must be having one
of my 'everyone hates me' weeks!
bad start for the new year :( I hope it's going to be better soon :)
oh, I'm off now, I really need some sleep !